1
00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:27,440
Speaker 1: Life camera Ash. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom.

2
00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:32,320
Speaker 1: Today we talk about, however, since moving into this home,

3
00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,560
Speaker 1: there has been an intrusive fear for our lives.

4
00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,720
Speaker 2: It's cursed. This house is cursed. It's evil. There's a

5
00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,199
Speaker 2: lot of dark energy in here and it needs to

6
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,879
Speaker 2: be addressed. And I know a lot of y'all are

7
00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,640
Speaker 2: hearing this and are extremely excited to hear this, because

8
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:52,160
Speaker 2: probably for the past two years we've been saying, wait

9
00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,200
Speaker 2: for the podcast, we'll tell the stories on the podcast. Yeah,

10
00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,840
Speaker 2: and now's the fucking time.

11
00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,320
Speaker 3: I actually do think we've slipped up and have said

12
00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,760
Speaker 3: it public like all of these stories at least once publicly,

13
00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,039
Speaker 3: but now they're like congealed into one thing, so you

14
00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,920
Speaker 3: don't have to go running.

15
00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,000
Speaker 2: Around and there's new there's new shit, there's new developments

16
00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,440
Speaker 2: to the story, there's new development to there's new umanzor

17
00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,600
Speaker 2: Philip Chateau.

18
00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,080
Speaker 3: Except the new development is just kind of embarrassing on my.

19
00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,600
Speaker 1: Part, but we'll get into that later.

20
00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,800
Speaker 2: We have to start from the beginning, the very very

21
00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,240
Speaker 2: very beginning, which is the home invasion.

22
00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we moved into this apartment in May

23
00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:43,479
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, mm and I soon after, like I think

24
00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,880
Speaker 1: two weeks after moving in, I took a.

25
00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,560
Speaker 3: Trip to Miami.

26
00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was it was very quick. It was very

27
00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,720
Speaker 2: we were very fresh to this house, like we uh,

28
00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,200
Speaker 2: we're still like learning our neighborhood and shit, we we

29
00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,560
Speaker 2: didn't really know where we were like.

30
00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,920
Speaker 1: At yeah, placement wise on the map.

31
00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:06,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're just chilling. One night, like and he's gone.

32
00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,880
Speaker 2: It's me and Josh in the house. Josh had already

33
00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,680
Speaker 2: been gone for a couple of days back at his

34
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,920
Speaker 2: house or his parents' house, just like hanging out with

35
00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,440
Speaker 2: his parents. And he came back and I was like, oh, finally,

36
00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,919
Speaker 2: like not an alone night because I don't really like

37
00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,240
Speaker 2: being alone. But I wasn't really scared before this. I

38
00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,400
Speaker 2: was kind of just like whatever, like I don't like

39
00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,480
Speaker 2: being alone, but I can handle this. But then everything changed.

40
00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:38,720
Speaker 2: Everything changed. So one night in he's out of the house,

41
00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,799
Speaker 2: Josh goes to bed like really really early for some reason,

42
00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,960
Speaker 2: he never ever ever goes to bed early. And it

43
00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000
Speaker 2: was just like it was exactly I think he like

44
00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:53,320
Speaker 2: called a hit on me. But basically we were just

45
00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,640
Speaker 2: like Josh was asleep in his room or like getting

46
00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,400
Speaker 2: ready to fall asleep, and I was just chilling in

47
00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,560
Speaker 2: my room, my door wide open, and I was I

48
00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,280
Speaker 2: can't remember if I was playing the Minecraft album or

49
00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,600
Speaker 2: if I was playing Minecraft.

50
00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,560
Speaker 3: I might have actually been playing Minecraft.

51
00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:10,760
Speaker 2: I think I was playing on that era. Yeah, I

52
00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,640
Speaker 2: think I was playing Minecraft. And like the sound of

53
00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,600
Speaker 2: Minecraft was blasting through the house like it was it

54
00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,200
Speaker 2: was loud as shit and have to be like I

55
00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,520
Speaker 2: had to make that clear, like it wasn't my computer

56
00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:28,200
Speaker 2: was on full blast, like it wasn't quiet, and like

57
00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm just playing Minecraft whatever. And then I'm like, Okay,

58
00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm getting like really really tired, like I need to

59
00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:39,000
Speaker 2: go to bed soon, so like just like winding down

60
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,560
Speaker 2: my night and then I hear a Zuol like screaming,

61
00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,480
Speaker 2: like literally yelling at the top of his lungs, which

62
00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,240
Speaker 2: like isn't abnormal. Yeah, because she.

63
00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,960
Speaker 1: Has bad separation anxieties. So when I do leave it

64
00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,280
Speaker 1: and we had just moved to this house, so she

65
00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,080
Speaker 1: was on a really bad one and even when I

66
00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,960
Speaker 1: was here, she would like scream aim to be let.

67
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,080
Speaker 3: Out of the room and like wander and like learn

68
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:03,560
Speaker 3: the house.

69
00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,920
Speaker 2: Was this pre escape or post escape. I think he

70
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,240
Speaker 2: had already gotten out.

71
00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he had already gotten out, so but yeah,

72
00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,080
Speaker 1: he was still just like in an anxious like he

73
00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,839
Speaker 1: was like, fair, I don't know where the fuck I am.

74
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,239
Speaker 2: He was like, I went out and I haven't.

75
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,080
Speaker 1: Seen my owner in like a week. I'm like losing

76
00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:20,520
Speaker 1: my mind.

77
00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, anyways, there's always screeching he So I

78
00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,480
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I'm gonna go lock him on that

79
00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,320
Speaker 2: side of the house because we have like doors separating

80
00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,719
Speaker 2: the house. So I like walk over there and I

81
00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:38,160
Speaker 2: passed by this the door to like the parking garage

82
00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:43,760
Speaker 2: and like, and ya always leaves that light on, and

83
00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,800
Speaker 2: like when I was passing by it to go to

84
00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,120
Speaker 2: bed or to go play Minecraft before, I had turned

85
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,120
Speaker 2: it off, and I was like like at it. Not

86
00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,400
Speaker 2: out of spite, but I was just like, I want

87
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,839
Speaker 2: this light off. I don't like it on.

88
00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,719
Speaker 3: Also, for more concept, turn it off. I leave.

89
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,839
Speaker 1: I leave front lights and back lights on because the

90
00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,560
Speaker 1: old in saying, if you don't want your house to

91
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,080
Speaker 1: be fucking broken into, you leave lights on, so any

92
00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,520
Speaker 1: intruders think there's someone in.

93
00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,760
Speaker 2: The house already exactly. And I didn't realize that before.

94
00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,760
Speaker 2: And now now that light is literally on twenty four seven.

95
00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,520
Speaker 2: I don't think it's been turned off since, but passing by,

96
00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,960
Speaker 2: I noticed that the light was on and I was like, God,

97
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,360
Speaker 2: damn it, Josh, like why the fuck did you turn

98
00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,599
Speaker 2: that light on? Like this is very very annoying, like whatever,

99
00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,600
Speaker 2: So I like, flick the light off, don't notice anything different,

100
00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,520
Speaker 2: But I in my head, I was like, huh, I

101
00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,320
Speaker 2: thought I turned that light off, but it was on.

102
00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,520
Speaker 2: But I turned it off again. Walk over to the

103
00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,479
Speaker 2: side of the house and then I noticed the door

104
00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,560
Speaker 2: separating like Enya's bedroom side of the house, the stairs

105
00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,200
Speaker 2: to the front door. Everything is like shut already, and

106
00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,359
Speaker 2: I was like, that's weird because it was open. It

107
00:05:55,440 --> 00:06:00,880
Speaker 2: was like already open because like we I hadn't turned

108
00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,040
Speaker 2: the house off yet, like I haven't gone to bed yet,

109
00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,760
Speaker 2: So I thought that was weird. And then I opened

110
00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:11,640
Speaker 2: this door and I'm greeted with like the raunchiest, most

111
00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,520
Speaker 2: disgusting stinch I've ever smelled in my entire.

112
00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, I love my dirty underwear before I went to Miami.

113
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,080
Speaker 2: Girl, I know what your underwear smells like. And I

114
00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,880
Speaker 2: because I'd be sniffing a ship out of that, and

115
00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,800
Speaker 2: it did not smell like your underwear.

116
00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,640
Speaker 1: What you just keep teing just get.

117
00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,479
Speaker 2: Wearing well, I mean you just leave it out and

118
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,280
Speaker 2: I just smell.

119
00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,559
Speaker 1: It, okay, no, okay, just whatever. Whatever.

120
00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,640
Speaker 2: So I'm like greeted with this like raunchy smell, like

121
00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,720
Speaker 2: like I wish I could describe it other than like

122
00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:43,920
Speaker 2: just like fucking pure disgust and stinch like gross, nasty, nasty, nasty,

123
00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,680
Speaker 2: nasty smell. And I'm like, God damn it, Azul, Like

124
00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,560
Speaker 2: why'd you ship like Azul ship? And now I'm gonna

125
00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,040
Speaker 2: have to go clean up that ship because it's gonna

126
00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,080
Speaker 2: fucking stain in your bed.

127
00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,040
Speaker 1: And someone's probably like, oh, Zule's poop couldn't smell that bad,

128
00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,680
Speaker 1: as ules poop smells really bad, it makes sense that

129
00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:58,720
Speaker 1: truth thought it was.

130
00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,400
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, a Zul drops turds, and I had no

131
00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,920
Speaker 2: other res no other idea like of what it could be.

132
00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,000
Speaker 2: And so then I like, then I get this like

133
00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:13,520
Speaker 2: uneasy feeling because I hear like a Zul knocks something

134
00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,440
Speaker 2: off in the room or something falls in his room,

135
00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,360
Speaker 2: and I'm like I'm like and I out loud, I'm like,

136
00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,080
Speaker 2: God damn it, Azul, like stop throwing shit on the floor.

137
00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,320
Speaker 2: And I'm like very sussed out now, and I'm like

138
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,200
Speaker 2: like I'm kind of uneasy. And then like I take

139
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:34,280
Speaker 2: a step towards in his door and I see this

140
00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:39,960
Speaker 2: fucking six foot four man just like dart into the doorway,

141
00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:46,720
Speaker 2: and I'm like who is this? Who is this? And

142
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,360
Speaker 2: I and I'm like like literally shocked, like frozen in fear,

143
00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,120
Speaker 2: like deer in headlights, like pure fight or flight, and

144
00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,400
Speaker 2: my body was just frozen, like I couldn't move. I

145
00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,080
Speaker 2: was so petrified. And then like we're just looking at

146
00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,120
Speaker 2: each other, which what like it felt like, yeah, it felt.

147
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,680
Speaker 3: Like forever, but it was probably like a split set.

148
00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,680
Speaker 2: It literally felt like thirty years, but it was probably

149
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,480
Speaker 2: like max three seconds. And he breaks the silence and

150
00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,680
Speaker 2: he's like, what are you doing here? And like in

151
00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,080
Speaker 2: my mind, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here?

152
00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,640
Speaker 2: Like you're in my house? And so but I don't

153
00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,000
Speaker 2: remember if I say anything. It's like literally two years

154
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,040
Speaker 2: old now. And so what happens is like I like

155
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,000
Speaker 2: dart through our living room because like the way our

156
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,400
Speaker 2: house is oriented, Like I dart into our living room

157
00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,520
Speaker 2: and like my first thought was like I'm gonna grab

158
00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,920
Speaker 2: the knife that I was cutting apples with earlier. It's

159
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,120
Speaker 2: sitting in the sink. I didn't do the dishes, and

160
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cut this motherfucker up into little pieces. And

161
00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,360
Speaker 2: I like, I'm gonna stand my ground and I'm gonna

162
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,600
Speaker 2: be the man of the house and not yeah right,

163
00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna be the man of the house.

164
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,839
Speaker 2: You're like, and cut this bitch up. I dart into

165
00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,280
Speaker 2: the kitchen. I the knife, I pick it up to

166
00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,480
Speaker 2: stab him. This dude's already chasing after me. And then

167
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,040
Speaker 2: I'm like in my head, like split decision. I'm like,

168
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,480
Speaker 2: I'm the biggest fucking pussy in the world, Like, throw

169
00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,760
Speaker 2: the knife back into the scene. This guy's coming after me.

170
00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,720
Speaker 2: I'm like okay, Like I'm fully not fighting at this point.

171
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,920
Speaker 2: I'm flying away from the scene, like I'm getting as

172
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,199
Speaker 2: far away from him as possible, right, And I'm like bruh,

173
00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,360
Speaker 2: Like Josh is still in the house, Like I can't

174
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,840
Speaker 2: just leave Josh in the fucking house with this dude,

175
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,880
Speaker 2: Like what type of person would I be? And then

176
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,120
Speaker 2: also in my mind, I was like like after I

177
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,720
Speaker 2: thought about this, I was like, oh, like like I know,

178
00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,600
Speaker 2: I like are like I know I care about y'all.

179
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,120
Speaker 2: But I was like, literally like this is like family

180
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,960
Speaker 2: to me, like that if I think about that all

181
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:42,360
Speaker 2: the time.

182
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,760
Speaker 1: Because I'm like the shape of the house is so

183
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,360
Speaker 1: small that one I was just thinking this, if that

184
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,040
Speaker 1: man actually wanted to hurt you, like he would have

185
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,480
Speaker 1: done it. But obviously he was fucking freaked out too,

186
00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,079
Speaker 1: and he was like, dude, I straight up out there

187
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,240
Speaker 1: was no one here, yeah, and he was probably just

188
00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,720
Speaker 1: like on this side of the house freaking out being

189
00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:04,320
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's also like it's so sweet that you

190
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,960
Speaker 1: were like could have just ran out and been like

191
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,320
Speaker 1: I hope Josh wakes up, like it's okay, but you

192
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,120
Speaker 1: were just like standing in the doorway being.

193
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,520
Speaker 2: Like yeh yeah. I was like standing in the doorway

194
00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:15,839
Speaker 2: like screaming for Josh. I was like, Josh, wake the

195
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,200
Speaker 2: fuck up. Someone's in the house, like please wake up,

196
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,640
Speaker 2: Please please hurry, Harry hurry. And Josh was like, Drew,

197
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,480
Speaker 2: this isn't a funny joke, Like why are you joking?

198
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,160
Speaker 2: Like I was dead asleep and I'm like Josh, now

199
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,719
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking joking, Like wake up, get over here.

200
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,840
Speaker 2: We're leaving, and Josh like eventually realized like I wasn't trolling, because.

201
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,000
Speaker 1: Like it's also so funny when you tell this story,

202
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,040
Speaker 1: I like always have to remind myself, like this probably

203
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,320
Speaker 1: whole event took place under like five minutes.

204
00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:42,360
Speaker 2: No, it literally took place in less than two minutes.

205
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,600
Speaker 2: Like it was it was like a two minute ordeal

206
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,440
Speaker 2: like for me, but it literally felt so long. And

207
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,400
Speaker 2: then like me and Josh, Josh eventually comes to the

208
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,679
Speaker 2: back door. I'm already fumbling with the door because for

209
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,400
Speaker 2: some reason, it's locked already, and like it just it

210
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,080
Speaker 2: just it the door was locked. Whatever we unlocked it

211
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,640
Speaker 2: like literally out of a fucking horror movie, like fumbling

212
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,360
Speaker 2: with the lock, like trying to get it.

213
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,160
Speaker 1: Open, and you'll already have a hard time at the

214
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,000
Speaker 1: back yard. You're like I already know what it looked like.

215
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like so absurd. We like dart

216
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,440
Speaker 2: down the stairs into the backyard and we can either

217
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,440
Speaker 2: go left into the parking garage surrounded by six foot

218
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,360
Speaker 2: spike fences, or we can take a right and.

219
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,880
Speaker 3: Go still have to jump a fence, jump.

220
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:26,160
Speaker 2: Like a four foot fence, but like it's not as

221
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,080
Speaker 2: dangerous jumping a six foot fence. But for some reason,

222
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,600
Speaker 2: we decide to go into our parking garage and jump

223
00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:36,760
Speaker 2: the spike fucking fences and we do that, Josh like

224
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,160
Speaker 2: his ankle gets stuck in between the spikes. It like

225
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,320
Speaker 2: cuts up his ankle. He literally face plants into the

226
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,880
Speaker 2: ground like like hits his cheek really hard. He had

227
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,800
Speaker 2: like a bruised cheek for like weeks after this. I

228
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,240
Speaker 2: jump and I fall and like scrape up my leg

229
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,560
Speaker 2: and like it was just really pathetic. And then we're

230
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,800
Speaker 2: both barefoot and we sprint to this gas station about

231
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,360
Speaker 2: like a quarter mile up the street and nine to

232
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:04,200
Speaker 2: one one. And that's kind of the story of like

233
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:11,040
Speaker 2: the home invasion, and this motherfucker jumped in the exact

234
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,800
Speaker 2: same spot we jumped in to get away, and like

235
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,840
Speaker 2: out of like a cartoon, like all of his clothes

236
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,680
Speaker 2: got ripped off, like he like like all of his

237
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,920
Speaker 2: clothes were on his pants, his shirt, his jacket, his boxers,

238
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,839
Speaker 2: literally everything that could have gotten ripped off his body

239
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,960
Speaker 2: except for his shoes and his socks got ripped off.

240
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,240
Speaker 2: So he was like running through our neighborhood away from

241
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,760
Speaker 2: the cops like butt ass naked, which is fucking hilarious.

242
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,560
Speaker 1: You know what's also crazy. I wonder if he made

243
00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,920
Speaker 1: that decision on purpose and took off his clothes and

244
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,160
Speaker 1: left them behind because he didn't want to be recognized

245
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,040
Speaker 1: for being in the house based on what he was wearing.

246
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, that's probably possible. And then the cops got here,

247
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,960
Speaker 2: they like searched the house. Front door was locked, back

248
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,080
Speaker 2: door was locked. He like was in the house for

249
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,320
Speaker 2: at least fifteen minutes like while I was in here,

250
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,200
Speaker 2: which is like crazy, and I just didn't notice.

251
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:06,640
Speaker 1: And then, as I said, I was sick also right

252
00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:10,040
Speaker 1: before I left, so I had those like naked which also,

253
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,040
Speaker 1: now that I think about it, I'm like, Okay, you

254
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,040
Speaker 1: really do grow a lot as a person an adult

255
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,800
Speaker 1: from the age of nineteen to twenty one. I'm twenty

256
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,760
Speaker 1: two now, so it's like whatever. But at this time

257
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,040
Speaker 1: I had just turned twenty, So from twenty to twenty two,

258
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,320
Speaker 1: at the age of twenty, I thought something good to

259
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,679
Speaker 1: put in my body when I was sick was a

260
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,000
Speaker 1: fucking naked juice, Like that is not good. That is

261
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,000
Speaker 1: so much sugar, like all bad for you. But that

262
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,400
Speaker 1: was like something I had like.

263
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,559
Speaker 2: Gotten while I was sick, Like this is going to

264
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,160
Speaker 2: cure me this dream. I need some green this green

265
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,800
Speaker 2: sugar water is going to cure me.

266
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:44,920
Speaker 1: No.

267
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,679
Speaker 2: Gross, Yeah, he chucked that girthiash dream. He went into

268
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,000
Speaker 2: the fucking shower in our boiler room, in our laundry

269
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:57,199
Speaker 2: room and dry shaved his pukes with my razor and

270
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,960
Speaker 2: just like I don't, I don't, I don't understand, like

271
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,040
Speaker 2: how you can do that, Like that is like the

272
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,400
Speaker 2: most icky feeling in the.

273
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,760
Speaker 3: World, to dry shaving or using someone else's.

274
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:12,280
Speaker 2: Razor, dry shaving long ass pubes, like long, long pubes,

275
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,400
Speaker 2: like with a not even like a yeah, no, no no,

276
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,400
Speaker 2: It was like yeah, and he.

277
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,760
Speaker 1: Just razor And also that's like a bad place to

278
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,600
Speaker 1: like do that. I just met like hair.

279
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,640
Speaker 2: And like yeah. And then he went to our living room,

280
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,280
Speaker 2: like collected some gadgets, he got some keys, he scored

281
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,200
Speaker 2: a car, he scored some can Oh.

282
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like put all of our keys under my

283
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,840
Speaker 1: pillow in my room. Oh yeah. Also he slept in

284
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,800
Speaker 1: my fucking bed. He laid in my bed.

285
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,520
Speaker 2: And there were pubes all over all.

286
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,840
Speaker 3: Over everything, And I still don't know.

287
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:49,520
Speaker 1: Okay, he definitely went through my like shit, but I

288
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,680
Speaker 1: had like my room kind of messy because I we

289
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,600
Speaker 1: just moved in and then I had packed, but he

290
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,600
Speaker 1: went into my closet and like there were underwear everywhere,

291
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,240
Speaker 1: So I.

292
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,640
Speaker 2: Think he was going through your underwear for sure, because

293
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:05,440
Speaker 2: there was like underwear like on your like uh fireplace,

294
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,800
Speaker 2: like there was like it was strung everywhere.

295
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,000
Speaker 3: And then he like he was like a little having

296
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,520
Speaker 3: a little party.

297
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,280
Speaker 2: He was like me, like smelling your underwear?

298
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,800
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? Do you smell? Okay,

299
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,720
Speaker 3: I'm not getting into this.

300
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,280
Speaker 2: It's not weird, it's natural.

301
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,480
Speaker 1: Anyways, And then when Drew called me, I was in

302
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,240
Speaker 1: Miami and my first thought was does he have my keys?

303
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,240
Speaker 3: He's gonna steal my car?

304
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

305
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, is Azul still in the house?

306
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,800
Speaker 3: Did he steal my keys?

307
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,960
Speaker 2: And then you'd like and it was like when we

308
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,760
Speaker 2: called India and told her, she was like where's this?

309
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,680
Speaker 2: Like is this ol okay? And she didn't even like

310
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,200
Speaker 2: give a single ship okay, Because in my head I.

311
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,720
Speaker 1: Was like, obviously they're okay because they called me and

312
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm hearing both of their voices.

313
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,240
Speaker 2: I was a little offended by that, I know when I.

314
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,320
Speaker 1: Look back at it, But like, also, you were talking

315
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,640
Speaker 1: to someone who like I've like had so many like

316
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,320
Speaker 1: literally like the year before I left the house, we

317
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,880
Speaker 1: were all sitting in my house and a guy just

318
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,440
Speaker 1: like came through the front door and was stealing bikes

319
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,360
Speaker 1: and then he thought the door was open, and my

320
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,120
Speaker 1: dad walked out and there was just this guy outside

321
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,520
Speaker 1: of our house like stealing ship off of our lawn

322
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,360
Speaker 1: and like about to walk into the house. So like

323
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,720
Speaker 1: again not to like I'm not in.

324
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,160
Speaker 2: My head like this, you're making my trauma come in

325
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:12,680
Speaker 2: my head.

326
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,960
Speaker 1: This was like normal things that happened in life. So

327
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,800
Speaker 1: I was like, never won, but I did. I did

328
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,480
Speaker 1: end up apologizing and I was like sorry that I

329
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,600
Speaker 1: was like concerned about like all my things.

330
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,200
Speaker 2: I remember just like like calling you like on a high,

331
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,640
Speaker 2: like like I was just like fucking attacked like all

332
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,160
Speaker 2: this ship and you're like is this all okay? Like

333
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,160
Speaker 2: where's this okay?

334
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,920
Speaker 1: Also, like I just got back, so I was like, yeah,

335
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,040
Speaker 1: fucking cat's gone again.

336
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like I don't blame you like for freaking

337
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,440
Speaker 2: out because like he could have just.

338
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,800
Speaker 3: Like like yes, I will defend my behavior to like

339
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,080
Speaker 3: any lengths. And that's all we're learning today.

340
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I did not have the best response.

341
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,320
Speaker 1: I had also just woken up and at the ripe

342
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,240
Speaker 1: time of one pm and Miami, and I was like,

343
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,960
Speaker 1: so my car is getting stolen and my cat's gone again. Yeah,

344
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,040
Speaker 1: but yeah, they ended up the keys under my pillow

345
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,919
Speaker 1: because then I begged them to to throw my shoots

346
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,840
Speaker 1: away because I literally could. I already have issues with

347
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,399
Speaker 1: my bed being dirty, So the fact that he would

348
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,440
Speaker 1: do that to me, thank god I wasn't home. Drew

349
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,000
Speaker 1: says that all the time, and I like always think

350
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,120
Speaker 1: about that, Like if I was home, I don't want

351
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:17,679
Speaker 1: to think about what.

352
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, no he was on a good one.

353
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,959
Speaker 3: I would be in prison for murder.

354
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Waida, No, I've gone to prison. But after that,

355
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,320
Speaker 2: like I was like, I want to get a gun,

356
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:32,119
Speaker 2: Like I want a gun, And then like I'm the

357
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,600
Speaker 2: motherfucker who like gets a gun and it gets used

358
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,040
Speaker 2: on you they shoot me up.

359
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,960
Speaker 1: Like everyone everybody talks about like getting a gun for

360
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,359
Speaker 1: their house and self defense, and I just don't believe

361
00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,719
Speaker 1: in that because I'm like, yeah, because Mitch, you had

362
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,399
Speaker 1: a knife, Like, no, you if you weren't going to

363
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,000
Speaker 1: use a knife, you weren't going to use a gun

364
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,080
Speaker 1: even though, like I get it, knife is like clos okay,

365
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,480
Speaker 1: But I told you this the fucking other day. I

366
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,960
Speaker 1: was like, you're the type of motherfucker that if you

367
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,360
Speaker 1: had a gun in the house, he would have came

368
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,919
Speaker 1: in the house, saw the gun, been like, damn, this

369
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,920
Speaker 1: gun is going to kill anybody. It's like a weak gun.

370
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the pawn shop get a better

371
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,760
Speaker 1: gun and come back.

372
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I mean there was enough time in between

373
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,320
Speaker 2: him being in his house he literally could have found

374
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:10,640
Speaker 2: my gun.

375
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,480
Speaker 1: He literally gonna uber eat something to our house and

376
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,359
Speaker 1: then got going.

377
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so suspect. Actually a weird development to the

378
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:24,480
Speaker 2: story that happened at Christmas was they like found the dude,

379
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,720
Speaker 2: like based off a finger cress. Yeah. They called me,

380
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,159
Speaker 2: I'm like the twenty third and was like, Yo, we

381
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,800
Speaker 2: found the dude, Like do you want to come in

382
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,879
Speaker 2: and like tell us if it's him or not. And

383
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,720
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll do that, and then they

384
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,399
Speaker 2: I was like, just call me back when I'm in

385
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,040
Speaker 2: LA and they never did, and they kind of just

386
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:43,680
Speaker 2: the case.

387
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,800
Speaker 1: It's also like whatever it was, Jeff, it was deaf,

388
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,320
Speaker 1: just like a homeless dude who didn't mean any harm

389
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,800
Speaker 1: and just thought he was like I really yeah, he

390
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,879
Speaker 1: was like I just found an empty house. Like, yes, I'm.

391
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,399
Speaker 2: Sleeping, I'm like living here and I'm squatting myself.

392
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:01,640
Speaker 3: This is I'm marking my territory.

393
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,200
Speaker 2: No, if I was in his position, I would have

394
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,119
Speaker 2: done the same thing.

395
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck?

396
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,480
Speaker 3: So that happened, and.

397
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,480
Speaker 2: Then continuing the cursed house saga.

398
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I come back from my Miami trip and

399
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,399
Speaker 1: I don't where do you go?

400
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,880
Speaker 3: I think you went back to Texas.

401
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. I probably was like I need to get out

402
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:20,880
Speaker 2: of this house.

403
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

404
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,640
Speaker 1: True, ended up going back to Texas when I came back,

405
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,200
Speaker 1: and by this time, it was like, oh, I guess

406
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:30,800
Speaker 1: it was a month later because or whatever. Basically, it

407
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,120
Speaker 1: was the day after Fourth of July. No, literally, where were.

408
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,000
Speaker 2: You if it was fourth of July. I was in Texas.

409
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,000
Speaker 1: We didn't spend Fourth of July here, though, I feel

410
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 1: like we did it with Josh's.

411
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,800
Speaker 3: Family that year.

412
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,600
Speaker 2: I was I've never had a fourth year. I've always

413
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:44,920
Speaker 2: gone back.

414
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,399
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh, I went to Josh's house for the

415
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,560
Speaker 1: Fourth of July and I came back to the house.

416
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,760
Speaker 1: It was like a day later and I was just

417
00:19:53,800 --> 00:20:00,679
Speaker 1: here solo, vibing. I was sitting around all day and

418
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,280
Speaker 1: then I just was like, okay, I need to like

419
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,960
Speaker 1: shower and do something because I've been on my fucking

420
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,399
Speaker 1: iPhone all day. So I got up to go.

421
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,639
Speaker 2: Racking up them screen time hours.

422
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 1: Literally. So I got up and I was like, I'm

423
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,399
Speaker 1: gonna wash the dishes and like take a shower. So

424
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to go run the shower and the water

425
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 1: didn't turn on, and I was like, what the fuck

426
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 1: because we don't cover the water.

427
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, our landlord covers.

428
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,959
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we do power whatever, yeah, they do water.

429
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 3: So I was like, what the fuck?

430
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 1: And then I came to the kitchen and the water

431
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,480
Speaker 1: wasn't working in there either, and I was like, huh, okay, again,

432
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 1: this is at the ripe age of twenty as now,

433
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old, I would have been like

434
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:40,159
Speaker 1: I'm calling my fucking landlord and I'm gonna be like,

435
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 1: what's f fucking water, But as a twenty year.

436
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 3: Old, I was like, it'll fix itself.

437
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, And I was like maybe they're working

438
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 1: on the pipes, Like well, I don't know what the

439
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: fuck that would mean. But whatever.

440
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 3: So I go to my room.

441
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,919
Speaker 2: I'm working on your pipes.

442
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 3: Now, what if I saw the fuck out each bitch?

443
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,639
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

444
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 3: Now everyone listening, it's like, oh my god, did she slapping?

445
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 2: Oh?

446
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,119
Speaker 3: So I go to my room and it was like summertimes.

447
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 3: So my windows were open and.

448
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 2: Beautiful summer breeze that the summer breeze in set.

449
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: To no literally like our house is an oven. And

450
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, if I could just get one fucking

451
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 1: gust of air in my room, I will like convert

452
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 1: to pure religions.

453
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 2: They know our house is an oven based off of

454
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: how my fucking face looks right now, I am sweat.

455
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 3: Looks like you're sweating at all.

456
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: Look beautiful.

457
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 2: Stop, really you look too?

458
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 3: I know I look pretty shut up.

459
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm in my room. I'm on iPhone again,

460
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 1: back to iPhone. That's maybe the universe of that day

461
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 1: was like, just stay on iPhone.

462
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 3: So I went back to my room.

463
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm on iPhone again, and I am nosey as fuck,

464
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 1: and I hear my neighbors on the phone. So I

465
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: turn off iPhone and I started listening, and the neighbor

466
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 1: under us was like yeah, I smelled this burning smell

467
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 1: and like the.

468
00:21:59,200 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 3: Water isn't working.

469
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,399
Speaker 1: I don't know last time this happened, like I did

470
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: say anything, and I feel like I should have I regretted,

471
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: which yeah, She's like, I regretted it. And I was like, okay,

472
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: First of all, what the fuck happened in your past

473
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: life two times? And the second time is happening to you?

474
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, okay, And right after

475
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: she's off the phone, I get a call from my landlord.

476
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 3: She's like, is the water working in your house?

477
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, I assume like y'all

478
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 1: were working on something.

479
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,719
Speaker 2: And she was like no, I'm just laughing because like

480
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: our water being off is like a normal occurrence test

481
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: because we just don't pay a bills, Like it's just

482
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 2: like it's just like funny because like we don't pay

483
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 2: our bills we have.

484
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 1: Well no, not the water being off, but like the

485
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: heat going.

486
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 2: Just like all of our shit being off all the

487
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: time is just normal test because like we.

488
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 1: Don't have any bills on auto pay. I don't. I

489
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: don't believe in auto pay. You shouldn't be taking money

490
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: out of my accountant.

491
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 2: I should be getting you money. Don't take money.

492
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: From me exactly. Let's wait till everything turns off and then.

493
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 3: I'll think about giving it.

494
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll beg for you to turn over there.

495
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 2: We literally have a three bills that we haven't paid

496
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: in eighteen months.

497
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: Don't fucking expose. It's like an oh my god, that's

498
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: why my credit is bad because that's under my name?

499
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: Is is your credit battery?

500
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 3: Yes?

501
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: And I've been paying everything. And I was like, okay,

502
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm paying all my bills.

503
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 3: Why is my credit so bad?

504
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 2: What is it that I.

505
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 3: Don't want to say it publicly?

506
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. Sign it and we're literally on video.

507
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 2: Wait sign it, beck here, sabeck here, Oh my god, we.

508
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 1: Need that's why.

509
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 3: Did I was like, what if we just paid it?

510
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 2: No, we need to pay it now. I didn't know

511
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 2: it was that bad.

512
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh we are suffering in silence.

513
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 2: You literally need Yeah, we need to pay right about.

514
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: I was like, why is it so bad? And that

515
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe it's a medical bill, and

516
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: I went this isn't sponsored.

517
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 3: I went through credit karma and I was like, let's

518
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: see what it is.

519
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 1: And those medical bills I think got like either absolved

520
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: or like they're they just don't show up because they're

521
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: from like private like health collection.

522
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like it's not that.

523
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to pay that literally today because that's

524
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: like not fair, that's not chill, that's not chill at

525
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 2: Oh but we and then we also have another bill

526
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: for five hundred dollars and today I got so excited.

527
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: I was like fuck yeah, like they absolved, like they

528
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: just washed the bill. They like took the three thousand

529
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: dollars away. They were like, you know what, We'll give

530
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: them a break, like it was COVID like, and I

531
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: thought I finessed the fucking system. I was like, they're

532
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: not gonna come for their money, like they're just making us.

533
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: This is a different bill that was also five hundred dollars.

534
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: But this is a different bill that was just as expensive.

535
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: And now we owe like four thousand dollars to LA government.

536
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: People are gonna think like we're really fucking stupid, and

537
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: we are.

538
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 3: But like the way it started was me and Drew.

539
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: Were like sitting in the kitchen like this time last

540
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: year with a friend of ours, and we opened the

541
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 1: bill in front of him, and literally our reactions were

542
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: like at the time, the bill was like sixteen hundred

543
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: and we had been paying the bill, but I think

544
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: from Josh's AC unit and us running the AC for

545
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: the first summer ever, the bill just sky article.

546
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 2: It was like one thousand dollars in one month in

547
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 2: energy or something.

548
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like insane and we were like we

549
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: opened it and we literally.

550
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: Go like it was like an actual like jump scare,

551
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: like I needed a trigger warning, Like I should have

552
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,439
Speaker 2: fucking sued the government for not putting a goddamn trigger

553
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: warning on that bill because it was so fucking high.

554
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: But that bill triggered by firefly. And then again, we

555
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: love the reaction of people and he was just like

556
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 1: our homie was like, oh my god, what and like

557
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: we showed him and he also was like, oh my god,

558
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: I've never seen that in my life.

559
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 2: And we were like, wait, wait, we need to get

560
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: it higher, we need to get high, and like something

561
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: we do like I'm very unhealthy and very stupid and

562
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: very bad. Obviously now we know for our credit or

563
00:25:55,080 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: in your credit is uh, we just like rack the

564
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: bill up and we see how long we can go

565
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 2: without paying it. Like it's just like fun, like it's

566
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 2: a little game.

567
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, that's not on me right now, but

568
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: did you break your nail?

569
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: Fucking broke my nail? That screen was so loud I

570
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 2: don't even remember. It is so uncomfortable.

571
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: Because they're like getting shorter as you move up. Okay,

572
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, we just love the reaction we got out

573
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: of our friends, and we were like, we should keep

574
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: doing this.

575
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: And I did it today. I was like, you want

576
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: to see something crazy. He's got a.

577
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: Good ass reaction out of Mason. Mason was like, oh

578
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: my god, and that's like the best part of it.

579
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: But we should do that. I just don't believe in bills,

580
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: and I don't believe in medical bills. I should have

581
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: to be paying for anything medically happening to me, and

582
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 1: I'll carry that comrade a medical debt. That's a debt

583
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: I'll carry till the day I'm.

584
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 3: Like clean my teeth.

585
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: No, yeah, i'll pay you later. Link, I'll pay you. No,

586
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: I got you.

587
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, do the surgery. Do the surgery

588
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: on me. What you're gonna you're gonna make.

589
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 3: You're gonna take it back, You're gonna undo the surgery.

590
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, try to undo the surgery.

591
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: While we're exposing our while something our medical wills. I

592
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: want to talk about my guy of colleges. This one

593
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: I actually have to pay because I have to go

594
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: back to the kind of cologists.

595
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 2: But I can just do it for you.

596
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, just spread me open, girl, We could.

597
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 3: Use some tongs.

598
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 2: No, that's all you have to do is just like

599
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: make me uncomfortable back, like we play the Suss game,

600
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: but like the straight Suss game.

601
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: That's like something did you just make that up?

602
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 2: No, that's something like if you said that even six

603
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: months ago to someone that it would make absolutely no

604
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: sense to then like actually make.

605
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: It made no sense. Last bill I'll expose is I

606
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 1: went to like the gynecologists like six No, dude, it's

607
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: almost a year ago now. I went to the gynecologists

608
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: because I was like, I need to just go get

609
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: my kuchie checked on because something funky is there.

610
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: This discharge looks a little funyu Town is getting a

611
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 2: little too fun And honestly, like her discharge did taste weird, like.

612
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: Funky Town was violating some of the clauses in their bill.

613
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was itchy stinks thinks that's the scary part.

614
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: It didn't smell different. That was what was scaring me actually,

615
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: But basically I found out that I had bacterial imaginosis

616
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: and I used to affecttion at the same which is

617
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: pretty common.

618
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: But we made sour dough bread in that oven.

619
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: That fuckets with you.

620
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 3: But basically when I went they were like oh that.

621
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: They were like, you have to get tests to know

622
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: if you have bacterial vaginosis. And they were like, well,

623
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: we have to test this swab and that the lab

624
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: tests are going to run you like five hundred dollars

625
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: because I also don't have health insurance. And then I

626
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: was like okay, and they were like, oh, but you

627
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: could just pay two fifty now and we'll send you

628
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: the two fifty bill later if that makes you more comfortable.

629
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: We like when after we get the test results back,

630
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: we'll give you the rest. And I was like, yeah,

631
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that, because like, one, I don't want

632
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: to spend five hundred dollars right now, and then two,

633
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: how the fuck do I know y'all are actually gonna

634
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: give me those results? So I was like okay, and

635
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: I spent the two fifty and I was like okay, yeah,

636
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: I even have the voice memos that I sent to you,

637
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just spent five hundred dollars

638
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: for my pussy to be fucking swabbed. But like the

639
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: fact that that's a voice bout on my phone, I

640
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: need it.

641
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: Basically.

642
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: Not too long later, I get a pretty little bill

643
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: in the mail and I'm like, oh, this is the

644
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: two fifty I owe. I opened it and it's sixteen

645
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and it doesn't they gave me an itemized bill.

646
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't have any lay fees on there or anything.

647
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: That's see, that's why you.

648
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: Bitch should have kept your fucking mouth shut, letting everyone,

649
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: letting everyone know that we need I like, I wish

650
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: there was a way for everyone to know that you

651
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: needed to get an itemized bill without the people themselves knowing,

652
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: Like the people who will give you itemized bill because

653
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: now they know that, they're like, bitch, don't ask any questions.

654
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna send you the itemized bill.

655
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 3: You can't even asked for it.

656
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but basically I haven't paid that back, and I'd

657
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: literally rather my fucking pussy shrivel up and fall off

658
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: my body and then to go back like because I die.

659
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you all any more money.

660
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 2: We're literally just airing out like us, like breaking the law,

661
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: like literally criminals and fugitives. Because I have a medical

662
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: bill that I have insurance, like I have insurance, and

663
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: for some reason, they keep trying to get me to

664
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 2: pay two hundred and sixty dollars and I'm like evading

665
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: that bill, Like fuck y'all, I'm not paying that, Like,

666
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: come for my credit. I don't even have a credit

667
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: score because I will never, ever, ever ever get a

668
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: credit score. I swear to girl.

669
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: You say that, And so we need to fucking get

670
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: our own apartments, And now the fuck are you gonna

671
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: move in?

672
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: You're gonna co sign for me?

673
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: I will I do that for all my friends?

674
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: Thank you. I was thinking about that last night. I

675
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: was like, now, how the fuck am I gonna get

676
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: a car in an apartment. I was like, I'll just

677
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: have someone sign.

678
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: I literally would co sign. I co signed for all

679
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 3: my days.

680
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: I'll take the l because I don't because I don't

681
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: believe in that shit anyway. I'm like a credit score,

682
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what the you're talking about, Like like

683
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: you can see my credit score, but I don't know

684
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: if you want to believe that kind of stuff, like

685
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: they say all sorts of lies. You say no, no, no,

686
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, we need to pay that bill because.

687
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: No, because you're not gonna we're not gonna be able

688
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 2: to get our own places.

689
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know my credit score is not budget.

690
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna have to be like, please look like,

691
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: believe in me, with.

692
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: Some faith in me. I have a little just in may,

693
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: we should wait until the stock market crashes, the housing

694
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: market crashes, because it's just been put afloat they've been

695
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: prolonging two thousand and eight for so long. And then

696
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 2: we just buy houses because they'll be like literally pinnies

697
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: on the dollar, Like I will buy a three point

698
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 2: one million dollar home for one million dollars and I

699
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: will get rich in four years off that house. Baby,

700
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: that's my I don't.

701
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: Know anything about that anyway. Let's get back to the

702
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: topic of this fucking podcast.

703
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went.

704
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: From our house almost being fucking destroyed.

705
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: To we were broken in oh and then okay, we

706
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: haven't finished that yet.

707
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: My COUCHI aside, we're back to twenty twenty. My Kuchi

708
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: was in good faith at that point, but's.

709
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: In good faith, dude.

710
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm sweating hard. Yeah. Anyways, a sweat as natural and

711
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: it's okay. And if you see my sweatstains.

712
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 3: Like you're lit, it's chill, it's because I'm too lit

713
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 3: to quit.

714
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: I just made that up.

715
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 3: Anyways, So she calls me and she's.

716
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Like, is the water working And I'm like no, and

717
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: then she was like, Okay, we're gonna come check it out.

718
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: So I'm just again. I go back to being on iPhone.

719
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing my thing, and then she calls me again.

720
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, can you come downstairs? And I'm like, yeah,

721
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: I'll come downstairs.

722
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: And we have like a love hate relationship with our landlord.

723
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, after last night, I fucking hate it. I

724
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: just buys her and landlords are fucking evil, and now

725
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: I fully believe in it.

726
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: At first, I had good faith because any.

727
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: Older woman, I'm like your mommy and I have issues,

728
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: So like, I love it, you're my mommy, and I

729
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: fucking hate her the way.

730
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: All the landlords are evil.

731
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so go downstairs and at the side of the house.

732
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why this was never locked off. It's

733
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: if it's like facing the public and very easily accessible.

734
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: But again, our landlord fucking sucks, actually, and the access

735
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: to the water pipes was open faced, unlocked to the

736
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: fucking sidewalk like on the street.

737
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 2: It's a busy sidewalk. Yeah. I didn't realize this until

738
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: like six months ago when you were telling the story. Again,

739
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was that water.

740
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, it's like on the side of the house

741
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: that's not gated off, so you would think she has

742
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: it's locked off now, so if you're planning on fucking

743
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: killing us, you can't ditch.

744
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 3: And I won't die by the hands of anybody.

745
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 2: And I have a gun.

746
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: Now, we don't have a gun, but okay, yeah, sure

747
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: we have a gun.

748
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: We have like rockets and shit, so many guns and stuff.

749
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a knife and a pocket knife.

750
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 2: And a butterfly knife and rockets and seafour I'll blow up.

751
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 3: And I have a Supreme and I have a Supreme knife.

752
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: So I have the Gucci Ghost knife, bitch. Okay, yeah.

753
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: So I go downstairs and go to the side of

754
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: the house and they're like all standing around this hole

755
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: in the wall, like everybody in the building.

756
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you fucking old haggerty bitches, what are y'all.

757
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: Doing, and I like, pull up and fun up hotly, Okay,

758
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: we can get through one story. I looked at and

759
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: she's like, oh yeah, very casual about it. She goes, oh,

760
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: someone turned off the water on you'll side of the

761
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: house and tried to say something on.

762
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: Fire under there, and I was like, huhh.

763
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: And I like crawl under and look in and lo

764
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: and behold the water is turned off on our side.

765
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: And also there's like this pile of burned shit, like

766
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: not human feces, but just like garbage, like someone ripped

767
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: up newspaper, like very intentional and like took time.

768
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 3: Someone ripped up newspaper. There's like a coke can down.

769
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 2: I was about to say, and there it looked like

770
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 2: fabric in the photo you send.

771
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like someone shredded like flammable items and put

772
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: them down there, and like half of it was set

773
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 1: on fire, but I think because it was like surrounded

774
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: by dirt, it just went out really quick.

775
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: Or it's just our guardian angels hut.

776
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 3: Your fucking trap.

777
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 1: Anyways, and so I was like, oh, this is attempted arson.

778
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: We need to report this. This is we literally live

779
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: in the most flammable city in the fucking world. We

780
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: need to report this. And literally the neighbors old haggarty

781
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: people who don't care about their life anymore.

782
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 3: Apparently. I'm like, I'm young and I have a long

783
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: life to live.

784
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: You don't care about your forty year old life anymore,

785
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: but I care about my life.

786
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: I have twenty years to be sad like you.

787
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got some warriors how I get there. But

788
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, no, it's not that big of

789
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: a deal.

790
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, am I living?

791
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I'm pretty chill, Like I'm a

792
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: chill girl, But I'm like, someone just attempted to literally

793
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: burn our apartment complex down on top of They probably

794
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: thought they'd turned off the water in the whole fucking building.

795
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: They wanted us to have no chance of putting this fire.

796
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, like real evil shit.

797
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

798
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, Fourth of July was yesterday.

799
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: It's probably just some kids playing around. I was like, oh, yeah, no,

800
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: just some kids attempting arson.

801
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, what what do you mean? Just some kids

802
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: lighting fireworks? Under like oh, and they also have like

803
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: a weird fucking explanation. They were like, oh, some kid

804
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 2: probably lit a firework and just like shot under the house.

805
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, how is that fucking This is.

806
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: Literally a pile of flammable goods under there, but basically

807
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: no one wants to do anything about it.

808
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 3: And I was home alone, and I was like, what

809
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 3: the fuck.

810
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: They turned on the water and they were like, it's

811
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: not a big deal, and our landlord was like, I'll

812
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: just lock this up so no one does it again.

813
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it wasn't lucked before.

814
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like what and she was like no, yeah,

815
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: we'll just lock it. It's no big deal anymore.

816
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: And yeah.

817
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: And then I came back upstairs and I was like,

818
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna report this because like again attempted arson in

819
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: the most flammable city.

820
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 2: Like they tried to burn our fucking house down, Like

821
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: it was like it was like a planned attack. They

822
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: turned the water off. Yeah I know.

823
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: So I called the non emergency line and I was like, hey,

824
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: I want to like report something that happened.

825
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: And they were like, okay, is this in a house

826
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 3: or a building?

827
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it's in like an apartment

828
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: building and they were like, oh, if you're making a

829
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: report on something that happened to like a property you

830
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: don't property you don't own, you can't file it.

831
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: Your landlord has to.

832
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 1: So I called my landlord and I was like, hey,

833
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: can you file this? I would feel comfortable if this

834
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: was like on record, just in case anything does happen

835
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: and our fucking house burns down. It's like, oh, this

836
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: should be looked into, like someone's trying to do this before. Yeah,

837
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, I don't want to, and then

838
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: she just never did.

839
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also our the when our house was broken into,

840
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: we like asked our landlord. We were like, yo, can

841
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: you like install cameras and like ring.

842
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we were like this it's just not very secure.

843
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not very secure, like this is weird. And

844
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: she was like no, we can't do that. Sorry, and

845
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: then that was the end of the conversation.

846
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: Like yeah, we were like you can't do anything for

847
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: security persons.

848
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 3: You're just like I don't want to.

849
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 2: She changed the locks and that was it. Yeah, like okay, like.

850
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, but so then that happens, yeah, so wait,

851
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: keep going and then like two weeks later, we're all

852
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable in.

853
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: This terrified, like literally I can't be alone, Like it's

854
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: actually sad because like I would go, I'd like start

855
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 2: falling asleep in my bedroom and then I'd hear something

856
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, ya, can I like come sleep

857
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: in your room with.

858
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Drew literally had to sleep in my room

859
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 3: for like months.

860
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: I could not sleep alone, like I couldn't be alone

861
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 2: in this house. And then oh, like just some weird

862
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 2: incidents that happened in between, Like I was home alone

863
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: for the first time, I was like excited to do

864
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: it like it was I was like yes, like I'm

865
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: doing it, like I actually feel kind of comfortable, like

866
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: I'm not like scared shitless. I mean I was scared shitless.

867
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: I like had knives with me in my bedroom, and

868
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: I like my I was locked up in my room

869
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: the whole night, and I'm like getting ready to fall asleep.

870
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: It's like one or two AM, and then I hear

871
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: these like loud ass bangs on my front door, like.

872
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like glass, so it's like fucking like yeah,

873
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: it's like it's not even like that.

874
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 3: It's like fucking loud.

875
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 2: It's loud as shit, and I'm like, oh my fucking god,

876
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 2: And like literally I've never like experienced like that amount

877
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: of like fear and dread and just like like even

878
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 2: in the moment of like the home invasion, you.

879
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: Know, because now you're having your body. At first you

880
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: were feeling shocked, but now your body's like, oh I.

881
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 2: Know this, Yeah, I know the situation. Like I freaked

882
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: the fuck out. I was like shaking, like panicking. I

883
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: didn't know what to do. I was like planning on

884
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: jumping out of my balcony door like onto the cars below.

885
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 2: And then I was like I was freaking the fuck out.

886
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: So I called Inya, and I was like, yo, like

887
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: someone's vanging on the door. Someone's trying to get in,

888
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: like they're breaking in. Like I like started hiding in

889
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: my closet because I was just like so petrified, Like

890
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: I wish I could like get across like the fear.

891
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: Like I was sleeping over at a friend's house and

892
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: I got that call and I like literally immediately got

893
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: up and put clothes on because I was like, oh

894
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: my god, something's happening.

895
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was genuinely terrified, and like I don't want

896
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: to like self diagnose or anything, but like for like

897
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: a long time, I genuinely think I had like real PTSD,

898
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 2: like from that's.

899
00:40:54,120 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: Literally not self diagnosing, because PTSD is literally when you're

900
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: you've rewired your brain now and like even like the

901
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: slightest chance of like danger, you go into full fledged

902
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: mode because your body or your brain cannot like identify

903
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: a situation, whether it's like, oh, this is like worst

904
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: case scenario or not.

905
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 3: Like your brain is just like we need.

906
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: To protect it. Last time, we weren't ready to.

907
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: Protect like it was it was just so gnarly. I

908
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: was freaking the fuck out and then like like I'm

909
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 2: freaking the fuck out, and so I'm like, okay, I

910
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: just have to go. I have a knife. If I

911
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: have a knife, like I'll be safe. So I go

912
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: to the front door, and literally it was a fucking

913
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: Postmates driver and O'Ryan accidentally ordered Postmates to our house

914
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 2: at two am, which like just at the wrong time. Yeah,

915
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: like the worst possible time, like if Enu was here

916
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: would have been okay, or yeah.

917
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 3: I'd probably been like who the fuck is that?

918
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: And just like because also mind you, like even after

919
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: last night, like I don't have a lot of fear

920
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: in this house.

921
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 3: But that's also because like I have like actual fucking

922
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 3: boiled rhine brain.

923
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: And I'm just like real shit to be afraid of.

924
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like I spent too much of my

925
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: life afraid it something's gonna happen. So's gonna happen, which

926
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: is a lie because I did get very scared, but whatever.

927
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

928
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I came and got Drew.

929
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they came and picked me up. And then I

930
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: went and slept at that friend's house because I could

931
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 2: not be alone. Yeah, and I ruined the night.

932
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: No, it was a sligh We weren't doing anything. We

933
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 3: were literally vibing.

934
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: I don't like when I do my sleepovers, Like I like,

935
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: I am in for the like, there's no sleeping at

936
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: the over. There's no sleeping till it's over, okay. And

937
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: then so two weeks after the fucking fire incident, the arson, yeah,

938
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: the attempted arson, Me, Josh, and Drew were all at

939
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: home and we are sleeping schedules are pretty bad at

940
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: this point. Like I was staying up till like six

941
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: seven am and everyone else was, and we were like, fuck, okay,

942
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: let's just.

943
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 3: Fix our let's just fix our sleeping schedule.

944
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 2: And and so we just like literally just eat a

945
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: bunch of sleep aid, like not a bunch like on

946
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: a normal amount. But we're like let's get our sleeping

947
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 2: schedule back on track, Like let's like do this, like

948
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: let's all wake up at seven am tomorrow and just

949
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: like start our day and have a good day. So

950
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 2: like we we take the sleeping medicine.

951
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 3: And then I go to my room.

952
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: And also at this time, if you know my room,

953
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: my room was originally the living room of this house,

954
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: so I didn't have like doors, Like there's two entryways

955
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: to the to what what is my room now, but

956
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: what was supposed to be the main living room. There's

957
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: two entryways, there's like a like glass door that you

958
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: swing open, and then there was just an empty space.

959
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: So at this point, I still didn't have a door.

960
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: I still didn't have anything to cover up that fucking

961
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: glass door. I was living in a fucking in a

962
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: viewing room.

963
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: Like living room. Yeah, like literally burden windows, there's a balcony.

964
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 3: Couldn't use my wing bot, someone could have easily what.

965
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 2: Was just a random TikTok center point.

966
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 3: Couldn't use my wing bot. Couldn't do anything I wanted

967
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 3: in my room because I didn't have a room.

968
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: I was living in the lettering Junior three. Yeah, I

969
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 2: couldn't explain to the people what a wingbot is. They

970
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 2: don't know.

971
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh I don't want that to be public information. Fine, okay,

972
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: me and O Ryan call our vibrator. We have the

973
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: same one, and we call.

974
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: It wing bot.

975
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 3: It looks like a little chicken wing Yeah. Okay, so yeah,

976
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 3: you get the gist. No privacy.

977
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: My room is empty, and also the house gets really

978
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: fucking dark at night, and I was honestly so freaked

979
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 1: out because it was just pitch black.

980
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: In my room.

981
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: And again, we're in summertime. I have the windows kind

982
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: of open because I want the breeze to come in,

983
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: and we all take our sleeping medicine.

984
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 3: We're drowsy.

985
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: I go to my room and I'm watching YouTube videos

986
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 1: and I hear a child scream.

987
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: A screech like a screw, not a blood curdling screen.

988
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: And at this point it's like almost one am. So

989
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not normal, but you know, one scream, Okay,

990
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: I let that pass, and I keep watching, and I'm

991
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: also drowsy, so I'm like, I can't like rate.

992
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: My reaction right now.

993
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm overreacting, so that one scream,

994
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, And then I keep watching my video

995
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: and then I hear another scream and it's like getting

996
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: closer to my room and I was like, this is

997
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: not okay. Yeah, and my windows were open, but like

998
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: the blinds were down. Yeah, so I like kind of

999
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: go and peek and I don't see anything, and I'm

1000
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: like this is so fucking.

1001
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 2: Weird, so scary, and so then you like text me

1002
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 2: and You're like, Drew, there's like a kid screaming outside

1003
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 2: my outside my window right now. And I'm like, oh,

1004
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: it's probably just like someone getting home late after a

1005
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: road trip, blah blah blah, or it's probably our neighbor

1006
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, like let's not put too much thought

1007
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 2: into it.

1008
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: And then it like keeps getting worse, and I'm like, no,

1009
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: please come and listen, because it keeps like it was

1010
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: going on forever.

1011
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then he comes to my room and he

1012
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: hears it, and we're.

1013
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 2: Just like like when I tell you, like instant, like

1014
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: like again, blood blood like fl lush is out of

1015
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 2: my face, like I become like pale, I get goosebumps,

1016
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 2: like I have like shivers on my body, like it

1017
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: was not like a normal scream. And literally and you

1018
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: have a record because.

1019
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 3: This is the second time.

1020
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: Actually I have both instances on video, but the other

1021
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 1: one's on my phone other phone. This is the scream,

1022
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: but this is like a year later, like this scream

1023
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 1: happened again.

1024
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: But it's just like terrible, Like what is that? Like

1025
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 2: what is that?

1026
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: Also I remember someone was like it's a coyote.

1027
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, have you heard a coyot? That's not ayo,

1028
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 2: not a coyote? So like are so we.

1029
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 3: Don't live in an area for coyotes.

1030
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 2: We live in like the city, the middle of the city,

1031
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: and so we hear that we're both petrified. Enya is

1032
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: like or I'm like okay, like let's go investigate, Like

1033
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 2: let's like let's go see what this is. I want

1034
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: a story, like I want to like bust the the

1035
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 2: case of it.

1036
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: And I'm just like there's a kid being killed, and

1037
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that there's no kid

1038
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: being so like I just want to see.

1039
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 3: We make sure.

1040
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: We both wanted to like investigate. We were like let's

1041
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: like figure this out, like we but for different reasons,

1042
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: like I wanted. I wanted to clout and then so.

1043
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: We were, but we were also like, dude, we're so

1044
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: drowsy off to sleeping medicine. This feels like a bad idea.

1045
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: But I was like, okay, we're not doing anything crazy.

1046
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: I was like, let's not walk down the street because

1047
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: God forbid, there's like danger, which again is ass backwards

1048
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: because we were like drowsy off sleeping medicine. But we

1049
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: didn't take like fucking We weren't on like a downer.

1050
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: We were literally on zequil. It was like I could,

1051
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: I could sleep.

1052
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 3: If I want it.

1053
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wasn't like delusional, but basically I'm like,

1054
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: let's just get in my car. We can drive down

1055
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: the street and like turn our flashes down because if

1056
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: it is a kid, I don't want a kid to

1057
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: be like scared of my headlights and be like and

1058
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: like hide or anything, which I don't know why I

1059
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: thought that, but it kind of makes off the sleeping mentalginees.

1060
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna turn off my headlights

1061
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: and like drive down the show.

1062
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: I was all for it in the moment. Yeah, yeah, no,

1063
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 2: definitely like this.

1064
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: Even now I'm like it kind of makes sense that

1065
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: it really doesn't.

1066
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 2: But whatever, We're cruising down the street now, like looking

1067
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: out our windows, like trying to see if we see

1068
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: this kid anywhere, and like there's nothing. And mind you,

1069
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: this is within like thirty seconds of the kid screaming,

1070
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: so like he couldn't have or they couldn't have gone

1071
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: far at all, like if there was like a kid

1072
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: like in danger out there. So we're like cruising down

1073
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: the street looking for like this child. We see nothing.

1074
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: And then like we pull up a little bit further

1075
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 2: to this like house that we thought was vacant, yeah,

1076
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 2: because like no one has ever been there the entire

1077
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: time we've lived here, Like there's never been a car

1078
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: parked in there, And randomly there's like a car parked there.

1079
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 2: It's like two am there behind the gate with the

1080
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 2: trunk up and there's three women like just unloading it

1081
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 2: like giant bag giant bags of just like we don't

1082
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: know what.

1083
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can assume they were moving in because

1084
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: also like they had their blinds open, And it's such

1085
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: a weird like memory to think of because like the

1086
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,959
Speaker 1: lights in their house were like like white bright lights

1087
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: and the walls were all white.

1088
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: In there everything. It was empty. It was completely empty.

1089
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: So like you could assume they were moving in, but

1090
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: what they said to us was so fucking weird.

1091
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 2: So suspect they were just chilling out there, and we

1092
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: like we we pull up to like talk to them.

1093
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: So we like, I was like, here, let me like

1094
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: see if they heard anything. So I rolled down my

1095
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: window and they're like, oh, do you live here? And

1096
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: we're like what. We're like, do we live there? Like

1097
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 2: do y'all live there? Like y'all are parked in the art.

1098
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: Because they were like do you live here? Do you

1099
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: need us to move our car? And we were like.

1100
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 2: What what do you mean? And so instant red flags,

1101
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: Like I don't know about any but my heart started racing.

1102
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 2: I was like this is very very weird, like what

1103
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: is happening? So then I'm like, I'm just gonna ask them,

1104
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: like did y'all hear a kid screaming? Like did y'all

1105
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 2: hear that kid screaming? Like less than two minutes ago?

1106
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: And they were like no, Like it felt like almost

1107
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 2: it was.

1108
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 3: It was just weird. Yeah, like no, we didn't hear anything.

1109
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: We haven't heard anything.

1110
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we were like huh and I was like, how.

1111
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: Long have you all been outside? And they were like, oh,

1112
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: we've been here a while.

1113
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't know. It was just so suspect,

1114
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: and we were kind of like me and youa instantly

1115
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 2: were just like weirded the fuck out. So like we

1116
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: we turn the lights on, we get the fuck out

1117
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: of there. We like drive around the block and I

1118
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 2: was like, don't pull in.

1119
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: To irrational fears just started taking Yeah, we just started

1120
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: freaking out.

1121
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: I was like, don't pull into our driveway, like I

1122
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: don't want them to see where we live. Just pull

1123
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 2: around the block and go the back way because I

1124
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 2: don't want them to see that we live in this

1125
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: house so they can come and attack us. So like

1126
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: we drive around the block and then I'm like, you

1127
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 2: know what, I'm curious. I want to see if they're

1128
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 2: still out there, So like ya like pulls out and

1129
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: then we see this.

1130
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: Like fucking scare, he asked, man like stumbling down the street.

1131
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: Like if you've seen attack on Titan, like running like

1132
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,479
Speaker 2: one of the Titans, Like just like fucking weird as shit,

1133
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 2: and where me and you are staring at this and

1134
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 2: like it looks like he's coming, like right at us,

1135
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: like yeah, and then it also looked like he had

1136
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 2: a kid on his shoulders again, just.

1137
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: Like our brains were going like everywhere.

1138
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we were freaking the fuck out at this

1139
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 2: dude just like charging at us, and we were like,

1140
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 2: oh my god, like he's gonna attack us, Like he's

1141
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 2: like whatever, I don't know what he is.

1142
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: I must be the Titans, because they're gonna attack me.

1143
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the show.

1144
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 2: You're not the Titan. He's the Titan, Okay, dull mass

1145
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: don't reference shit you don't know, especially if it's like

1146
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 2: a really good anime. I'm a girl. Yeah, girls don't

1147
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: watch anime.

1148
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, So basically we got scared and then drove around.

1149
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: I drove around the block because I didn't want him

1150
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: to see where we lived. And we finally got home

1151
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 1: and then I was so fucking scared shitless me and Drew.

1152
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: In his room and yeah, we slept on the opposite

1153
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 2: side of the house. We were like, if there's a

1154
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 2: kid out there screaming, like I don't want to hear

1155
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: it again, and like, looking back, we probably should have

1156
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: like reported that, but like literally we had just already

1157
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: reported like yeah.

1158
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 3: Something and I was like two things, and I was

1159
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 3: like I.

1160
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 2: Don't want to The other thing, like other than the

1161
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: home invasion, was literally like a homeless dude walking down

1162
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 2: the street, like maybe less than a week after that.

1163
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 1: I think this one happened after the scream. Oh really yeah,

1164
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: or I can't remember.

1165
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, But basically we I was already asleep, so

1166
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: I'll let Enya tell this story.

1167
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 1: Me and Josie were hanging out in my room and

1168
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: we were just like, no, yeah, this was after because

1169
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: I think I think I had a door at this point,

1170
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: because I remember we locked my door. Yeah, so this

1171
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: was after the scream. We were finally settling back down.

1172
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: We were like okay, like life is okay, we can

1173
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: live here. And me and Josie were hanging out in

1174
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: my room at like one am and then we hear

1175
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 1: yelling and we're like we stop our phones and like

1176
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: any music, and we're.

1177
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,919
Speaker 3: Like what is that?

1178
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: Like like like that what was that?

1179
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: Literally You're like.

1180
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: Hold on, what was that?

1181
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 3: So we hear like fucking mumbling and screaming, and then we're.

1182
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: Like frozen in fear and like man sitting yeah, a

1183
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: grown ass man. And then we just hear glass shattering,

1184
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: and our front door is glass and it it well

1185
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: after we realized why. It sounded like it was fucking

1186
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: at our front door, but we heard it at our

1187
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: front door, and me and Josie are Josie ran to

1188
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: Drew's room and I was looking out the window to

1189
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: see if anybody was around, which again like I'm bravest

1190
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: shit when these events, I'm just like, let me put

1191
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: my whole fucking face in view so they know that,

1192
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: like a woman is in.

1193
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: The house, like like so dumb.

1194
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 3: But Josie went to go wake up Drew, and Drew is.

1195
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 2: Like panicking like I was deep asleep at this point,

1196
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: and Josiah like shakes me away. He's true, true, like

1197
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 2: glasses breaking, like someone someone's here, like wake up, like

1198
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 2: wake up, and he has a knife in his hand,

1199
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 2: and I'm like, just say, this is like the worst

1200
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 2: joke to play on me ever right now, Like I'm

1201
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: literally so scared, I'm already asleep, like I'm basically crying

1202
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 2: at this point, freak the fuck out still like PTSD

1203
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: ridden from the fucking home invasion, and just I was like,

1204
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking joking again. I go into this fear mode.

1205
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: My heart's racing, Like yeah.

1206
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: Every we all like run into my room and lock

1207
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: it and we're like all in there and like and

1208
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: I like all the police and I'm like, I don't know,

1209
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: like I hear glass breaking, and like, also last time

1210
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: when that guy broke into our house, he actually broke

1211
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: the neighbor the downstairs neighbors doors windows first, so I

1212
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I don't know if it's like our

1213
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: windows are their windows, but like something just broke. I

1214
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: heard glass shatter and like a man screaming and like

1215
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: rustling around, but I don't.

1216
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: Know what's happening.

1217
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 2: The return of the intruder.

1218
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 1: Literally, and then the Plea show up fucking forever later,

1219
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: because that's what they do.

1220
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 3: They're like, that doesn't sound no one's.

1221
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: Dead, I guess, So they show up finally.

1222
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 3: It takes fucking forever.

1223
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,479
Speaker 1: I remember I actually had to call them again because

1224
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 1: I was like, no one's here, still there, I'm.

1225
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 2: My girl, shut the fuck up my ass.

1226
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: And then they come and they basically laugh in our

1227
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: face and they're like, what it was just a homeless

1228
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: person who threw a glass bottle at your front doorstep

1229
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: at your door, and there was glass everywhere, and they're

1230
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid.

1231
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 3: They were like, did you do this?

1232
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, no I did it, and

1233
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: my drunken stupid I just broke glass and then called y'all.

1234
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: But basically they laughed at us and they were like, well,

1235
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: there's literally no one around, and I was like, yeah,

1236
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: because y'all took an hour to get here, bitch.

1237
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: But that was that, and.

1238
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: Then we were safe for a while. A year, yeah,

1239
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: a year of nothingness other than when you got high

1240
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: and freaked out you thought.

1241
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 2: I got Like I don't get high often, but when

1242
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: I do, I get high.

1243
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: People really don't believe the like paranoia.

1244
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get like high high, like paralyzed in fear

1245
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 2: high and off of nothing. Yeah. Like it was like

1246
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 2: two milligram weed drink that I like got absolutely blasted

1247
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 2: in the outer space. And like I go to my

1248
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: room and I'm laying there and like my room has

1249
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 2: a bunch of windows, and like you can see into

1250
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 2: our backyard and into our neighbor's backyard and you can

1251
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 2: see where it was like trash day, and so all

1252
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 2: the trash cans were on the street and I was like,

1253
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 2: like I was hearing rustling around and I was like, ooh,

1254
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 2: I'm about to see like a raccoon like fun. And

1255
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 2: then like I like hear our like our garbage cans

1256
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: like open, and like there's like digging in the garbage can.

1257
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: And I look over there and I'm like, I'm like,

1258
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 2: there's a there's a guy in our garbage can digging.

1259
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: And he called me and I was.

1260
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah. I was like people do that because

1261
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: they like get the cans.

1262
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: And you were like I was, You were like he's

1263
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: in the backyard.

1264
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like so scared, like irrationally afraid. And

1265
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: then I like see like a white figure like dart

1266
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: through our bushes in the back yard and I'm like,

1267
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 2: they're in our backyard, like they're coming, They're going to

1268
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 2: break into the house, like and like Enya's like like

1269
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: comes into my room and like calms me down, and

1270
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, but it was literally probably just a raccoon

1271
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 2: the entire time.

1272
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like there's a chance I wasn't even

1273
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: a human.

1274
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I was terrified, But that was the

1275
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 2: only time I said yeah.

1276
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: Other than that, it was a We've had a very

1277
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: calm year, and I despite everything it's my luck because

1278
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: I haven't like actually experienced like seeing another random stranger

1279
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: human in.

1280
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: Our house, and like had that.

1281
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: I haven't seen like a stranger in the house, so

1282
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of fear, but I was.

1283
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,959
Speaker 1: I'm chill alone, like I enjoy spending like time alone

1284
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: in the house. And I like to claim that I'm

1285
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: like not scared of anything, but actually that's a lie.

1286
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of ghosts and shit because I don't

1287
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: believe in that shit. But I do believe in fucking

1288
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: scary ass murderers who want to kill me for no reason.

1289
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: So last night we invite Mason and oriyan in Zamar,

1290
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: who ended up backing out with I wish soom I

1291
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: was here because like we actually would have been so funny.

1292
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: So Me, Drew O'Ryan, and Mason watched The Bachelor last night.

1293
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: So we're having a little Bachelor night and we're sitting

1294
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: there and we're watching and whatever, and Drew ends up

1295
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: like going to sleep because we had a long ass day,

1296
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: and we stay up and we finish, and then we're

1297
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: like we stay up even longer and we're watching like

1298
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: tiktoks on the TV and just like, you know, doing

1299
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: what like young people do.

1300
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, just chilling, like a hard chill.

1301
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: Hardcore chilling. And then it's like midnight and Mason and

1302
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: Ryan are like, all right, we're gonna leave, and I

1303
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,919
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, and I go downstairs to walk

1304
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: them out.

1305
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, finally, y'all over still liken.

1306
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: To fucking go to sleep. Y'all are so fucking Yoama

1307
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: like shit, but I'm like that's perfect.

1308
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 3: Twelve thirty. We have the podcast tomorrow. I need to

1309
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: go to sleep anyways.

1310
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: So I got to walk them out, and I like,

1311
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: I follow them downstairs to lock the door and like

1312
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,439
Speaker 1: to hug them by. So like I hug them by

1313
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: and they turn around and they both turned to me

1314
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: because we were talking about like going to a bar

1315
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: or something like this week, and they were like and

1316
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: Oriyan turns. She's like, oh, just hit me up like

1317
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: whenever you're freeing, you want to do that. And I

1318
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: was like okay, and then she like looks to the

1319
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: side and she's like like, O'Ryan's shocked face is.

1320
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 2: The bad so funny. She's like oh oh, and but she.

1321
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: She goes oh um and like pushes me back in

1322
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: and Mason's like looks to the side, and I was like,

1323
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, and it's like also scared, and she's

1324
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: like your neighbor's doors just fucking wide open and it's

1325
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: dark in there, and I.

1326
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 2: Was like, what, it's like twelve thirty.

1327
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like twelve thirty. And this is like an

1328
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: old couple, so it's not normal behavior at all. So

1329
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: I like close the door behind me because the Zuls

1330
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: like roaming the house and I don't want her to

1331
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: get out again.

1332
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: My main worry through anything is always a zuls like

1333
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 3: well being because she's literally my child helpless. She's fucking stupid,

1334
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 3: that's what she So we need.

1335
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 2: To have an episode with a zoo. We enter an interview.

1336
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can just fucking put her in a kennel

1337
00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: here and she'll scream for an hour.

1338
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,919
Speaker 3: That would actually be that's our.

1339
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: Day off, okay.

1340
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 3: And then I like I.

1341
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: Start laughing because when I'm nervous or like uncomfortable, I

1342
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: start cracking the fuck up.

1343
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 3: So I'm just like cracking.

1344
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: Up, and I'm like stop, stop, and I like start

1345
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: laughing my ass off, and then we I was just like, okay,

1346
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: let's just like stand outside for a second and see

1347
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: maybe maybe they like like left the house to go

1348
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: grab something out of their car and they're like coming back.

1349
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1350
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 3: I was just like making up things they could have.

1351
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 2: Been doing and smoking a blunt on the street.

1352
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like this eighty year old couple was like

1353
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: fuck it, like let's go grab kenemine off of our dealer.

1354
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 3: Let's just go grab it.

1355
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: So we were standing there and nothing, so I start

1356
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: cracking up and I'm like stop, no, I'm not kidding.

1357
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't like this.

1358
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 3: But also for more info, I just binge watched that

1359
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 3: whole JCS.

1360
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Uh like uh oh yeah, criminology fucking psycho criminology account.

1361
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: Like I just walked so.

1362
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 2: Many things about murder, literally like thirty hours of murder.

1363
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just consumed thirteen hours of pure murder, terror

1364
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: and like human deception and mutilation. So I'm my mind

1365
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, yeah, I know they got killed.

1366
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: They got killed, like they're dead or or we're dead.

1367
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 2: Next Yeah, the person broke in there, they killed the

1368
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 2: family and like dipped.

1369
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 3: So I'm freaked out.

1370
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: And Mason and Ryan were like okay, so what now,

1371
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: and like Oriyan's like just fucking go inside, like because

1372
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: we were just like, okay, let's not make this a

1373
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: big deal whatever, go inside. And I was like I

1374
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: don't like this, and Mason was like, do you want

1375
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: me to stay? Because I was like, Drew's literally asleep

1376
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: and if I wake Drew up, he's gonna just freak out.

1377
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: Like it's not gonna be helpful, like I'm just gonna

1378
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: share him, like I don't want to like scare him further.

1379
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: So I was just like, oh my god, and Mason's like,

1380
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: do you want me to stay? And because I can't

1381
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: ask anybody in my life for help ever, even if

1382
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm like in pure fear and whatever, I ignored him and

1383
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you guys can go home. And

1384
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: I start crying because I'm like I fall alone, like

1385
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,439
Speaker 1: I'm freaked out, and I like just melt into pure

1386
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: fear and like I'm not too close to Mason, but

1387
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: he saw me at like one of my weakest points

1388
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: yes night, like because I just like melted into fear.

1389
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: And then basically we're like, okay, let's just try and

1390
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 1: close it. And O Ryan was like, I'll just close it,

1391
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: like they probably maybe they left it open and I

1392
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: was like okay, and she goes to close it, but

1393
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: it won't close, and like.

1394
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 2: There's a dead body on the other side sucks holding

1395
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: it out.

1396
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: She wanted to go close it and it wouldn't close,

1397
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: and then we started, Yeah, she closed it. It like

1398
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: didn't close all the way, but it was like kind

1399
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: of closed, and I was like okay, and we were.

1400
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: Sitting there was like it was like still a foot

1401
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 2: open though.

1402
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it like held for a second and

1403
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: then it was like kind of windy out and it

1404
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: just like fully blew back up and we were like yeah,

1405
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: and we all ran into my house and I was

1406
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: like freaking out. We didn't know what to do, and

1407
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: we were like calling our friends and we were like

1408
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: what do we do? Like I was like I don't

1409
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: want to fucking call the police, dude, they fucking suck balls.

1410
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 3: They're not helpful.

1411
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: So then we didn't know what to do because it

1412
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: was like now almost one am.

1413
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,439
Speaker 3: And I hit up.

1414
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: My landlord and I was like, hey, like there's a

1415
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: situation happening, and I like said the address of this

1416
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: is where I founded up. I said the building number

1417
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: instead of the actual apartment number, so she assumed I

1418
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: was talking about another apartment and this comes in later,

1419
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to clarify. So I'm like, there's

1420
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: a situation happening here, blah blah blah. And then our

1421
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: friends on who he called were just like okay, just

1422
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: like knock on the door, like maybe they went to sleep,

1423
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: because I was even saying, I was like, dude, we're

1424
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 1: probably overreacting. They probably they're an older couple. They forgot

1425
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: to close the door. It's not that deep like whatever.

1426
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: So Amara was like, do you want me to knock

1427
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: on the door. And I was like yes, because I

1428
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: literally can't do that, and so she rung the doorbell

1429
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: and knocked on the door and we stood there for

1430
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: a minute and nothing.

1431
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 3: And then I was like do I ring it again?

1432
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 3: And we just stood there for five minutes ringing.

1433
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 2: The doorbell like literally hell.

1434
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 3: And it's not the.

1435
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: Kind of doorbell that like the sound is at the front.

1436
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 1: The sound was coming from the back like in the house,

1437
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: like upstairs in the house. So I kept ringing it

1438
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: and I even gave it like a double ring and

1439
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: like a triple ring at some point, and nothing. So

1440
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: it's like, dude, there's no one in there.

1441
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 2: There's dead bodies in there.

1442
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no one alive in there. And I was like, no, yeah,

1443
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: they fucking they're dead.

1444
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 2: And then at this point I'm like dead asleep, right yeah,

1445
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 2: And then like for some reason, I can just like

1446
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 2: feel this energy, like I feel this energy shift and

1447
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 2: like there's just this turn, and so I like I

1448
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 2: wake up, I wake up and I go in there

1449
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 2: because I can feel this energy shift because I like

1450
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 2: have really great intuition.

1451
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 3: Motherfucking liar.

1452
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: He told us that he got cold, so he woke

1453
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 1: up to turn off his fucking AC and then he

1454
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: heard us freaking out.

1455
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I felt this.

1456
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: Energy like no, you're a fucking liar, bitch. So my

1457
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: landlord calls me and Drew pulls up finally and he

1458
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: hears like the ent tail end of it, and it's

1459
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: basically she's thinking, or.

1460
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 2: My landlord's just like, oh, they're out of town.

1461
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're out of town.

1462
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: No one should be in that unit, like it should

1463
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: be locked.

1464
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 2: And that peaks her and chest Yeah, that.

1465
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: Like sends me over and I'm like stop, I fucking

1466
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 1: hate this. And I was like okay, no, So I'm

1467
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna call the non emergency line because

1468
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: my landlord also sucks fucking balls and won't do anything

1469
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: and won't do anything a landlord like, girl, your job

1470
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: is to lord the land, like, and you're not lording

1471
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: the land, you're telling one of your payers to lord

1472
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: the land. Because she was like, she's like, hmmm, what

1473
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: do you think we should do? And I'm like, why

1474
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: the fuck are you asking me, bitch?

1475
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, well, get your ass over here

1476
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 2: and lock the fucking door.

1477
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1478
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: Me earlier, being like now is a twenty two year old.

1479
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 3: I would yell at her, but I still can't because

1480
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 3: I'm like scared. I'm like, what if she kicks me out?

1481
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: But basically she's like what should we do? And I

1482
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 1: was like I don't know, And she's like, Okay, call

1483
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: the police and have them inspect and make sure that

1484
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: there's no random people in the house and then.

1485
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,919
Speaker 3: Tell me what happens then. And I was like sure,

1486
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 3: and I hung up, and she I was like, she's

1487
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 3: telling me to fucking to pull a fool on investigation.

1488
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, and she's like and then she's like, or like,

1489
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: are your roommates there, Like, are one of the men

1490
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: in the house.

1491
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,959
Speaker 3: Can they lock the door because you're literally.

1492
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: Didn't do that.

1493
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 2: She's like, are any of the men in the house, Like, like,

1494
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm a man, Like.

1495
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 3: I literally said to her. I was like, I was like,

1496
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 3: there's boys in the house. We don't have men here.

1497
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she like laughed and she's like, huh, okay,

1498
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: have one of them close the door, and I was

1499
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 1: like what. Basically I end up calling the non emergency

1500
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: I tell them, and they're like, oh, yeah, we have

1501
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: to send a patrol unit there, Like it's a fucking

1502
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: open house, like.

1503
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 2: We have to there might be someone inside.

1504
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there might be someone's wadding in there.

1505
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 2: So they send the two most wrinkity dnkity like fucking

1506
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 2: bullshit cops I've ever seen in my entire life. Early

1507
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 2: children also, there are fucking as.

1508
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 1: It takes two hours and I'm not kidding, it takes

1509
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 1: two fucking hours for anyone to show up.

1510
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: I had to call three times, and but.

1511
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: In between it was so funny because we would like

1512
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm standing in silence and just like Okay.

1513
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 2: We sat on the stairs for literally two hours basically

1514
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: just like listening for sounds from the apartment, and we'd

1515
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 2: hear like a single like.

1516
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: Literally our old house just creaked.

1517
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 2: We all jump up and be like and at one

1518
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 2: point we like went down the stairs to like investigate

1519
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 2: a little more and like, I like am recording. I

1520
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 2: actually just got chills from the sound, and like I'm

1521
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 2: recording and we're all like dead silence, and we hear

1522
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 2: this like like like breathing sound from inside the apartment,

1523
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 2: and like we all freaked the fuck out also, and.

1524
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: If someone was in there, we were not being good

1525
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 1: at being like we don't know what's happening, don't kill us.

1526
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 1: We sounded like we wanted to be killed, yeah, like

1527
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: screaming all the time, and we were like, good thing,

1528
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: I have my guns.

1529
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like I have guns and knives and

1530
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 2: RPGs and I'm ready to blow up anybody who tries

1531
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 2: to come into this house.

1532
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, but we got a lot of funny

1533
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: footage out of it. But basically, here's play.

1534
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 2: One of our screams actually because it's actually hilarious.

1535
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: Also, this story gets very embarrassing on my side, not

1536
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:27,639
Speaker 1: fully embarrassing. I do want to say like I did

1537
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: it all in good faith.

1538
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,879
Speaker 2: Like that's us after hearing like breathing from the apartment

1539
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 2: on the other side, like probably someone inside the door

1540
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 2: that just fell down the stairs and broken them.

1541
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 3: Like no, So okay, I before I make a fool

1542
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,480
Speaker 3: out of myself and say what ended up happening.

1543
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,680
Speaker 1: I want to say that I did it all in

1544
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: good faith. It's still I would like if if my

1545
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: home was just open all night, especially like we don't

1546
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: live in a bad area, but we live in a

1547
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: busy area like a lot of randoms because we live

1548
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: in such a middle ground between like two parts of

1549
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: the cities that a lot of people in.

1550
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 2: Our apartment complex has literally been invaded.

1551
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, our apartment complex, it's just like notorious for like

1552
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: people trying to break in breaking in. Yeah, we're on

1553
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: the corner of like a really busy street, two streets,

1554
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 1: and so I was just like, dude, even if like

1555
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: they're up there, like I am personally scared to one

1556
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: knock because I don't know if they're up there. I

1557
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a random person up there, I

1558
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 1: don't know if no one's up there. I don't want

1559
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: to like fully involve myself and put myself and my

1560
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 1: friends in danger. So I'm just like I need to

1561
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: call someone else to like litigate this situation, and like, yeah,

1562
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: it was just like a weird thing of like do

1563
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,600
Speaker 1: I shut my mouth and close my door and like

1564
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: have good faith that like everybody in the world is

1565
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 1: good and that if someone walked by and saw this.

1566
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 3: Door open that they wouldn't kill them?

1567
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or do I take that burden off of my

1568
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: shoulder and just be like okay, Like I would want

1569
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: someone to do this for me, Like my door was open,

1570
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: I would want someone to call help and be like

1571
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: close your door please. And also we had knocked the

1572
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 1: fuck out. We were being loud. You heard in that clip.

1573
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: We were being so loud, so in our head we

1574
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 1: were like either no one's in there, or someone's in

1575
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 1: there and like.

1576
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 2: Needs help, needs help, or something like. We were like,

1577
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 2: there's someone in there, just like rummaging through the crib

1578
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 2: and they're scared shit listening.

1579
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, oh, someone knows I'm in here,

1580
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: like whatever. So finally the cops show up. Yeah, yeah,

1581
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: the most like they were our age. We literally called

1582
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: to people our age with like the same education as us.

1583
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: But except for some reason.

1584
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,840
Speaker 2: I think it was it was a minor emergency. So

1585
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 2: I think they just sent them on like a little

1586
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: training exhibition, because exactly they.

1587
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,640
Speaker 1: Were like calling for help and they were like I

1588
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: don't know what to do next, like they really didn't

1589
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 1: know what they were doing, but like whatever. So I

1590
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 1: explained this situation of them and like in my head

1591
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: also for more context, I as far as we thought

1592
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: no one was supposed to be in the house, we

1593
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:08,759
Speaker 1: thought that couple was on vacation.

1594
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:12,520
Speaker 3: Yea, because I had a big miscommunication.

1595
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: With my landlord, which honestly is still on her fucking

1596
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 1: fault because I described it. I was like, Oh, it's

1597
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: the older couple, the two like older people who live

1598
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 1: next to us, That's who I'm talking about. I was

1599
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 1: like very clear that I was talking about them, and

1600
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,520
Speaker 1: she still didn't get the hamp But whatever, it's miscommunication.

1601
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,799
Speaker 3: It's kind of on my fault, but it's also.

1602
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 1: Her fucking fault because she's a landlord and she could

1603
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: have just pulled up and locked the door. That would

1604
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: have solved everything. She cause I asked her. I was like,

1605
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 1: do you have an extra key? She was like yeah,

1606
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: but can you just close it and I'll lock it

1607
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 1: in the morning.

1608
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 2: And I was like no.

1609
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: No. Also, we tried to wiggle the handle shot and

1610
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 1: it wouldn't close because our house is really old and

1611
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 1: all the handles like you really have to wiggle to

1612
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 1: get closed. So I was like, and I'm not doing

1613
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,639
Speaker 1: that because if someone's in there and like thinks I'm

1614
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: a fucking intruder and kills me then shotgun, then what

1615
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 1: the fuck do I do?

1616
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 2: Basically, then how are we going to record the pot cast?

1617
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't understand I have a podcast tomorrow, Like,

1618
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 1: get your ass over here, for get this, come on. Also,

1619
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,799
Speaker 1: not me saying the name of my landlord.

1620
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 3: We have to leap that out.

1621
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 1: Basically, the cops ask I explained, and they're like, all right,

1622
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,639
Speaker 1: well we're gonna go We're gonna go up. You're gonna

1623
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: hear us yell that. It's like the police and if

1624
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: you're rummaging, it's us. And we're like, okay, So we're

1625
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: all like being nosiest, fucking standing next to the wall.

1626
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 2: Extremely dangerous because our wall we share a wall with

1627
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 2: this apartment, and god forbid, the cops shot someone and

1628
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 2: shot our head with a bullet to our wall.

1629
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,599
Speaker 1: So that wasn't smart on us, But we were all

1630
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 1: being nosy, and we were all like listening through the

1631
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 1: wall and we hear that someone's in the house, and

1632
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 1: like we're like yeah, Like we were like, oh my god,

1633
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 1: we just we just like stopped. We just saved the world.

1634
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 2: We stopped the home.

1635
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 3: And then we keep listening and we're.

1636
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 2: Like, they just said our landlord's name.

1637
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: You're like, the person who's who just broke into the

1638
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 1: house and knows the name of the landlord. That's odd.

1639
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 3: And we keep listening and then I'm.

1640
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,800
Speaker 2: Like, we hear two voices. Yeah, it's a.

1641
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 3: Man and a woman.

1642
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like the voice and like, they don't our

1643
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: neighbors don't speak English. I was like, doesn't sound like

1644
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: they're English's coming out too. I'm like, oh, I'm standing there,

1645
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think I just called I think

1646
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: I just ordered off breaking and entering by the police

1647
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: on my fucking Basically, what ended up happening is I

1648
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:35,600
Speaker 1: had a miscommunication with the landlord, which again, this is

1649
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: her fucking fault because she just pulled up with the

1650
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 1: goddamn key and closed the fucking door like it was

1651
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: her job to fucking do. I wouldn't have to get involved,

1652
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:46,400
Speaker 1: so heavily, but she thought I was talking about a

1653
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 1: different neighbor who was on vacation, and this older couple was.

1654
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,160
Speaker 3: Not on vacation. They were home and they.

1655
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,719
Speaker 2: Just left and went to sleep with it open, and

1656
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 2: we just called the cops on our neighbors who were

1657
01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 2: just peacefully sleeping in their.

1658
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 3: Bed and now they have extreme PTSD.

1659
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 2: And like they were petrified, like they were talking about

1660
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 2: it this morning still for like two hours while I

1661
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,839
Speaker 2: was awake just rightfully.

1662
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: So dude, I felt so bad. I felt like a

1663
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. But again in my head, I was like, dude,

1664
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 1: their door dre even got it on video, which we

1665
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: want show because I don't want to like show our

1666
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: neighbor's door, but like their door was wide open, and

1667
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: our ship is lit up, like if you were walking by,

1668
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,639
Speaker 1: you could easily see that. So I don't have any

1669
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,599
Speaker 1: regrets in the fact that, like I am like such

1670
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 1: a fun I'm just an EmPATH and like I like

1671
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 1: think about people like that, and I didn't want anything.

1672
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 2: See that's your problem, Like you like emotions, yeah, and

1673
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 2: you need to like take care of that.

1674
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: I know I need to like take care of myself

1675
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: and like be a little more selfish, but I just

1676
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 1: can't help it because like other people, you.

1677
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 2: Feel for other people. I'm just I'm like what's called

1678
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 2: the sociopath. Oh what's that? Like I don't care about

1679
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 2: anybody's feelings at all, and like.

1680
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why make a good match, because like I

1681
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,800
Speaker 1: do all the caring and you do all.

1682
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 2: The like yeah, and I don't even think I have emotions,

1683
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:58,719
Speaker 2: So that's good.

1684
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: Like I wish I had that, and I like because

1685
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 1: I know, but like actually I have, Like I have

1686
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 1: such a deep, deep, deep care for people that like

1687
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: sometimes it hurts me, but like I just like love

1688
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,520
Speaker 1: the idea that I'm like better.

1689
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 3: Than a lot of people. Oh yeah, like I will

1690
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 3: always care for other people.

1691
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh see, I'm like different because like I want to

1692
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 2: see people.

1693
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 1: You know, that's bad, so you shouldn't keep repeating it.

1694
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 2: And I want people to die.

1695
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's how I made a fucking fool of myself.

1696
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm a goddamn disgrace and a mockery and I was

1697
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: so fucking embarrassed.

1698
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 2: But life is good. Life is good.

1699
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: The episode, I am so fucking sweaty.

1700
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 3: We need to get an ac situation.

1701
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 2: Figured out for it with all the mics. What we

1702
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 2: should do is blast the ac in here before we film,

1703
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 2: so we have at least ten to fifteen minutes of

1704
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 2: like cool air, true true.

1705
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:53,000
Speaker 1: Okay, and yeah, so that that concludes Oh shit, we're

1706
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: gonna say our favorite media, but yeah, that concludes our.

1707
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:02,600
Speaker 2: Our cursed, fucking, scary, terrifying home that everyone's probably like,

1708
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 2: why do y'all still live there? Like y'all have, like.

1709
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,839
Speaker 3: I personally like this apartment.

1710
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 2: Y'all have like terrible experiences there, like like literally y'all

1711
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 2: are in danger there, Like what's what's keeping you all home?

1712
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:17,560
Speaker 3: Home is where the heart is, and my heart is here, baby.

1713
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:19,560
Speaker 2: Home is where you piss.

1714
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 3: The bed, so you'd be pissing the bed here.

1715
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a purple mattress.

1716
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So it just gets into like it's like

1717
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 3: an ice.

1718
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 2: Cube tree exactly exactly.

1719
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 3: But a straw in there.

1720
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:33,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like really really good.

1721
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 1: Okay, shut the fuck up, let's get into media, and

1722
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 1: then y'all can go on your merry fucking way and

1723
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 1: have a good rest of your day and think about

1724
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 1: how traumatic our life is and how you should care

1725
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 1: about us the way I care about other people.

1726
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:49,440
Speaker 2: Because I am an EmPATH and I'm associopath.

1727
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:54,360
Speaker 1: All right, I go first, you fucking bitch, So I'll

1728
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 1: give I'll give a few of my favorite songs. I

1729
01:16:57,439 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: don't have like a favorite album, but I have a

1730
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 1: few favorite song. Oh, I have Hay Get Out of

1731
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 1: My Way by The Cardigans, Lumberjack by Tyler the Creator.

1732
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 2: Oh, that was gonna say that one.

1733
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: I was just about to say. Actually, by the time

1734
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:14,280
Speaker 1: this comes out, like the album would have been out

1735
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: for like three weeks, so people are gonna be like, damn, bitch,

1736
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 1: your fake like you like that's your favorite song of

1737
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: the album?

1738
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 3: Is the single?

1739
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: I haven't heard the album yet. Yeah, so the single

1740
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: is my favorite. And then Smoking Gun by Magnolia Shorty

1741
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,679
Speaker 1: and then Blouse by Claro.

1742
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,679
Speaker 2: Ooh and those are four she's been blasting. Blouse by Claro.

1743
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, she makes that sweet. It makes me feel sweet

1744
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 3: and sexy and I love her.

1745
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to do a movie in a couple of songs,

1746
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 2: I think.

1747
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a movie, bitch. Oh, actually the

1748
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,759
Speaker 3: Birdcage that's my mom.

1749
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you've been talking about that. I still need

1750
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:52,759
Speaker 2: to watch that Happy Pride. My movie is The Parent

1751
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 2: Trap watch it, rewatch it. It is masterclass cinema. It

1752
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 2: doesn't really get better than that. And like you actually

1753
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 2: lose Lindsay Lohan in her roles and she's playing very

1754
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 2: very complex positions or characters, and like not enough people

1755
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 2: like talk about like how good she actually acted as

1756
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,960
Speaker 2: like a child in that movie. And yeah, y'all should

1757
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,559
Speaker 2: just watch it and watch it with like a very

1758
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 2: critical lens and like have fun.

1759
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,960
Speaker 1: Watch it and then make an eight paragraph description on letter.

1760
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,200
Speaker 2: No, you know what song I'm gonna say West Coast

1761
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:33,679
Speaker 2: by Lana del Ray, Oh wow, listen to that fucking

1762
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 2: song again.

1763
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,680
Speaker 3: And that you know what song I.

1764
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 1: Was saying of the other day is like be yeah,

1765
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 1: what Bibra like an.

1766
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 2: American and also always Returning by Brian Enu. Listen to that.

1767
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 2: Listen to West Coast by Landa del Ray, have some

1768
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:59,400
Speaker 2: fun while watching The Parent Trap and live your fucking

1769
01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 2: life and read.

1770
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 3: The Body Keeps a Score.

1771
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm only two chapters in, but literally, when you were

1772
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,120
Speaker 1: talking about PTSD and I said all that like crazy

1773
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:08,080
Speaker 1: dumb shit, like that's not from my brain.

1774
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 3: I learned that from that book.

1775
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 2: But that is from your brain, because you learn it

1776
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 2: from Okay, that was this episode of Emergency Intercom.

1777
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:21,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Emergency Intercom.

1778
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 3: Be back next week. We'll be here and.

1779
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 2: Maybe more queer.

1780
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 3: Okay, fine,