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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to, I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineker. I

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Speaker 2: hope you're having a nice day or afternoon or evening.

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Speaker 2: I mean I should have, you know, I should have

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Speaker 2: But you know what, let's let's dedicate this episode to

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Speaker 2: anyone who's in the middle of a global pandemic. This

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Speaker 2: goes out to you. I hope you're making the most

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Speaker 2: of your days, and hopefully this podcast is a big

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Speaker 2: part of that. Hopefully it's dominating your days. You're just

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Speaker 2: listening to this podcast, it's driving a wedge between you

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Speaker 2: and your family. Whatever you want, because for the next hour,

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Speaker 2: we're going to be talking to someone who I just adore,

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Speaker 2: who I just think is so funny. Naomi ex Perican Naomi,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to. I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: How wonderful, What a time to be alive for us,

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Speaker 3: don't you think Forridard.

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Speaker 2: This is you know, it's certainly a time that we're

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Speaker 2: not going to forget.

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Speaker 3: Definitely.

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Speaker 2: You know it's I've I've lived enough years that I

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Speaker 2: it's a how are you holding up?

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Speaker 3: Well, honey, I do my best, you know what, I've

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Speaker 3: been doing my best for years. A cat just walked across.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing the best, right Like, I'm trying to be alive.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to just you know, not go crazy. Sure,

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Speaker 3: that's not that's not easy. I'm going to tell you

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Speaker 3: that right now. It's not happening. So many animals, you know,

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Speaker 2: What's happening on the zoom right now. The cat has

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Speaker 3: like what you're reading for?

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Speaker 2: You know, he's doing an incredible job. He's like, at

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Speaker 2: He's taking the spotlight from you. Always this cat is

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Speaker 4: He ten years.

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Speaker 3: This cat has been in my life.

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Speaker 4: You know, this cat is my coastal.

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Speaker 2: you've five times? What's the deal with the cat travel here?

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Speaker 2: We've got to get you some long term cat care.

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Speaker 4: Trust these fallows.

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Speaker 2: That's true. It's scary. It is scary.

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Speaker 3: and do not and they don't love my children the

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Speaker 2: It's like, not you could get some cat care grifter

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Speaker 3: Do what you want to do.

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Speaker 2: They're your little babies.

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Speaker 2: I mean I feel say, if somebody gave me a

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Speaker 3: Yes, because you're slender, Bridge, You're slender. I feel like,

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Speaker 2: Watch what you wish for? No, suddenly you're not enjoy

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Speaker 2: This is very much me where like the things I

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Speaker 3: What else do you do?

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Speaker 2: I'm watching there's something flashing on a screen in front

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Speaker 3: What are you playing? What do you have? Console wise?

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Speaker 2: I have a PlayStation four and a Nintendo Switch.

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Speaker 3: Well, a switch is in our household, and.

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Speaker 2: What are you playing on this?

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Speaker 4: I'm not touching it.

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Speaker 3: But it's always going. Have you heard of Zelda Breath

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Speaker 3: of the While? Of course I've heard of Zelda.

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Speaker 2: I love that video game, although it ruined all other

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Speaker 2: To be able to make anything beyond a breakfast taco

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Speaker 2: This video game is very much about just becoming an

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Speaker 2: Okay, because that's what I need to do. You do

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Speaker 3: Wait, Bridgard, where are you from.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you, having work for watercolor magazine, white women

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Speaker 2: I just don't know where this. Oh, I'm getting an

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Speaker 2: Good lord, happy cat, but.

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Speaker 3: Fully walked through my frame. It'sch I me in quarantine.

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Speaker 3: I cannot pretend for you anymore. I'm like, this is life, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I can't stop it from happening.

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Speaker 2: Look, a cat doesn't know what a podcast is. A

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Speaker 2: that's an interesting thing. I come from Utah, you know

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Speaker 3: This is wild. This isn't wild. It's like interesting, interesting, interesting.

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Speaker 2: Richard, speaking of people calling themselves bitsy and true crime,

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me tell you ahead. I started it, but

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Speaker 2: You don't, but you know that's what you get to decide.

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Speaker 2: something aliens killed the mom. Really, because this I won't

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Speaker 3: But no one's been tried. Because here's the thing that

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Speaker 2: It's incredibly frustrating. I'm trying to think of other ones

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Speaker 3: Well. I listened to a podcast called case File, and

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Speaker 3: True Crime. And he will literally just be up in

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Speaker 2: It's like, why did you start this if you didn't know?

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Speaker 2: But then he's just gonna I mean, I guess it

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Speaker 3: Well, well, don't take away my agency.

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Speaker 2: Did you listen to Chameleon no oh, the podcast about

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Speaker 4: Wait, we've been talking about other podcasts on your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Of course, I'm trying to drive I'm trying to drive

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go back to Utah. Kill a Frog in the Street.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know, I recommend that podcast. It's fast. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll write it down. I guess that's my newte Maybe

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Speaker 2: that's like my hobby. You can listening to crime podcasts

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Speaker 3: Just no, I'm playing Candy Crush, I'm playing Boggle, I'm

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Speaker 3: That's nice. I don't really strow like you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: Then also for me, it's like in I've La La

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Speaker 2: Right, and you walk south from your area and it's

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Speaker 2: exactly right. And also there's scientologists on every corner. It's

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Speaker 3: It's I've lived in two places since moving here, and

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Speaker 3: And I'm not how I get you because I came

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Speaker 4: Shit, maybe I need to take this free acting.

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Speaker 2: They broke you down in the session, they send you home,

435
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: and suddenly the flyers there. That would be an excellent

436
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 2: recruiting tactic. I mean, I feel like that must have

437
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,719
Speaker 2: worked for them in the seventies and eighties. But at

438
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 2: this point, come on, no one's falling for that shit.

439
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine.

440
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I wonder if they like get

441
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 3: new recruits nowadays.

442
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 2: Right because at this point, it's almost like oversaturation with

443
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 2: the the truth about this religion. It's like we have

444
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,439
Speaker 2: had a thousand documentaries telling us how wild it is.

445
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: It's like, if you don't know that something's going on

446
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 2: with that religion at this point, you haven't been on

447
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 2: the internet in ten years exactly.

448
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,239
Speaker 3: And I think that's what they want. They want, that's

449
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 3: the kind of people they want. They're like, are you

450
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 3: wealthy and have never been on the internet. It's like,

451
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 3: who's that person?

452
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 4: But that's what they want.

453
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: That remaining person is Tom Cruise. They've already got him.

454
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,640
Speaker 2: So I always wonder about Tom Cruise browsing the internet.

455
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: I just can't picture that I can't like, where's Tom

456
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: Cruise going online?

457
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: You know what?

458
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 3: Actually, it's so funny you say that, because now I'm

459
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 3: with you, I'm like, I don't think he does.

460
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 2: He's right, I can't imagine what he has to access

461
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 2: on the internet. I just can't imagine him. Like I'm

462
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: headed over to uh Scientific American.

463
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 3: You've got to get to shopify to buy some items.

464
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: But no, he's got like because I bet you know what,

465
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 3: I bet he believes the Internet is poison, right, and

466
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,919
Speaker 3: he like has an assistant whose job it is to

467
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 3: manage I bet he doesn't have email like way, no

468
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: personally mail. He's got the assistant engine like everyone else.

469
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 3: But no way, you can't email tomat me dot com,

470
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 3: you know right?

471
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: He very much has that like Dad energy of like

472
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 2: anything you do with the screen is a waste of time, right,

473
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: Why are you playing video games? Get off that internet?

474
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 3: Right?

475
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: So? And I yeah, I can't imagine him doing it.

476
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: But maybe maybe he'll surprise us. Maybe he's lurking on

477
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: Twitter trolling people. It's got a nantcy shop. I don't know, Naomi,

478
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise. Aside, this podcast is called I said no

479
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: Gifts and a few weeks ago, you agreed to be

480
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 2: on the podcast, and I was so excited. I thought, Naomi,

481
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: I chance to talk to her. I'm thrilled beyond belief.

482
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: She had my maybe my favorite song of twenty twenty,

483
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: Bye Bitch, which was just a balm, and so I thought, wonderful.

484
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it. And a few days ago

485
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: I decided to occasion, I'll take a drive just to

486
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 2: confirm that the world still exists and listen to some

487
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: music at a deafening level. And I was cruising through

488
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 2: your neighborhood and I thought, maybe i'll just see what

489
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 2: Naomi's up to. So I put on my mask. I

490
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: walked up to your apartment. Your door was open a crack.

491
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 2: Your hand shot out and handed me a small bag.

492
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: I thought, this is strange. Maybe she doesn't feel like

493
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 2: taking visitors. It's COVID. She probably doesn't want to see me.

494
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: So I took the bag, didn't open it. I thought,

495
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: I'll just wait till the podcast and see what's going on.

496
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: Oh, Naomi, I have.

497
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: To ask you, is this a gift for me?

498
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 3: Yes? It is, for sure.

499
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: Oh Lord, what's happening?

500
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 3: Well?

501
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 4: Look, I feel like you doff protest too much.

502
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 3: So if you say I said no gifts, I feel

503
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: like it's a challenge, and normally I have to test

504
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 3: challenges and I really don't like a But I said,

505
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 3: you know what, I will meet him where he stands.

506
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 2: Okay, well, while we're here. Uh, you know, I don't

507
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: want to be rude. The last thing I want to

508
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: do is be rude on my own podcast.

509
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 3: Should I Should I open this here? Why? Yes, of course. Okay.

510
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: It's in a kind of a little uh what type

511
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 2: of material is this? Uh, it's like a little lap

512
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: is too strong, but it's like a soft bur like

513
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 2: fancy burr lap.

514
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little pouch a pouch, right.

515
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: I'll say it's roughly the size of like two bars

516
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 2: of soap, and I will reveal I usually don't open

517
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 2: gifts on the podcast, and I haven't opened this, but

518
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: because it looked like bars of soap, I will full

519
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: disclosure say I did smell it and did not smell soap.

520
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 2: So I mean there's a chance that it's a well

521
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: packaged soaps for Bridger. And it says a word loan

522
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: on it, which could mean something could not. You know,

523
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 2: we're in the middle of a pandemic. Who knows this

524
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: could this could have held so before I'm going to

525
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: open it up and see what's happening in here.

526
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 3: See what's happening. It's like not really made for the bank,

527
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 3: so you're gonna have to pull it.

528
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 2: You're gonna have this is a what is the like

529
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: twenty pounds of something in a ten pound sack. This

530
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 2: is exactly what's happening here. I'm feeling plastic. I'm now

531
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: you okay, wait what oh? Initially I thought, okay, Initially

532
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: it's in some sort of like in a pill shaped bottle,

533
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: So initially I thought, almost immediately the only has gifted

534
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: me some sort of medication, which again would have been fine.

535
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 2: I would have probably taken some right here on the podcast.

536
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: But I'm I'm I'm relieved to say it's gummy Bears. Yes,

537
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: but like a now, this is a this is a

538
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: immediately the fanciest gummy bear I have ever said. They're

539
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 2: Vanilla Almond Gummy Bears inspired Inspy Pressed Juiceries Signature Blend.

540
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 2: And it's also okay, and I'm not going to say

541
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: the other brand. I've already said one brand name. Neither

542
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 2: of these companies sponsors this podcast, So we're only handing

543
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 2: one one free sponsorship out here. But Pressed Juicery is

544
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 2: kind of a fancy juicery out and about is it

545
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 2: an LA company problem?

546
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 3: So they're like around, they're around.

547
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 2: Right, you know, they're one of these shops where you

548
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 2: buy a forty five dollars juice. You've got celery water,

549
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: you've got.

550
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: Your you've got a wheat grass, you've got a tubret.

551
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: You're but this is so now I'm just tell me more.

552
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 3: Well, I the only real candy I eat are gummy bears,

553
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: or like gummies in general. You know, they don't have right,

554
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: but I love a gummy and I like I prefer

555
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: it to be sour fruit flavored.

556
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 4: And so.

557
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: You know, I I thought the vanilla almond gummy bear

558
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: was sick and it was as far as flavors of

559
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: a gummy goes, I was afraid to try it, you know,

560
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: and I thought maybe maybe Bridger will, maybe Bridge will

561
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 3: take the hit and he can tell me how it tastes.

562
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: Neither neither vanilla nor almond are things I would they were.

563
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: They're probably both like number eight hundred on a list

564
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: of possible flavors for gummy bears, I would say, exactly,

565
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: combining them together and then they're like an opaque. So

566
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: this is very interesting. I mean I've occasionally on this

567
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: podcast the gummies have been brought up because I love

568
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: a gummy Oh I was something. Maybe this is you know,

569
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: what is it manifesting or you know, almost a vision

570
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: board style where you start talking about something and suddenly

571
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: your life is just full of it. Because recently Kulavleisak

572
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: was on the podcast and she gifted me. After the podcast,

573
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 2: she continued to just throw things at me. She gave

574
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: me two and a half pounds of gummy bears from Flavors.

575
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: So those are currently you know something, I'm snacking and

576
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: now I've got this the fanciest gummy bear in the world.

577
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: Should I eat one, I'm cracking.

578
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 3: The bottle, cracked it, smell it.

579
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,479
Speaker 2: I'm going to say the smell is not great. Uh.

580
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: That said, I don't know that I've ever really smelled

581
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: gummy bears, So maybe all gammy, they're very tiny.

582
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: Look how tiny they're very meteite. I'm gonna see what happens.

583
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 3: If you don't like it, spit it out, don't swallow it.

584
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 3: If you don't like it. Do you taste vanilla? Do

585
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 3: you taste almond?

586
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: It tastes like bacon grease. Now the vanilla's coming. This

587
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: is not a good flavored candy.

588
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, thank you. It's like, thank you.

589
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: It's in a minute. I'm gonna eat another and see

590
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: if my brain has adjusted to what that experience is.

591
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: Bacon grease with a intervanilla is not the one.

592
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: It's uh, I'm not tasting almond in any fashion. I

593
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: mean maybe that's what the bacon grease was. And then

594
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: it's also got I don't know if it's just something

595
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: that's inherent to gummies, but there is like a fruitiness

596
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: to it, which makes no sense whatsoever. So your brain

597
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 2: is going on a true downhill slope of you're just

598
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: like it's fear, like a snowballing fear. What am I

599
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: going to taste?

600
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 3: Nice? Yeah, you're careening down a slippery slope without your

601
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 3: ski poles and a tree is in the distance.

602
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: Right. I will say it starts off worse than it.

603
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: The initial flavor is something that I was When you

604
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: said you could spit it out, I thought, maybe I

605
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: spit it out. Maybe I just get rid of this,

606
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: but in hopes of a better tomorrow, I thought, let's

607
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: just keep chewing. And now it just tastes like I

608
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: like occasionally you're, as a child tempted to taste the

609
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: scented marker or the scratch and stiff sticker.

610
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 3: Never, never, I was not that child. I'm trying.

611
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: I'm trying to trying to find something that resembles this experience.

612
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: And although I wasn't that child either, I guess I was.

613
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 2: You know, we would have, like occasionally someone would have

614
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: markers that had fruit flavors. You would smell them and

615
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: you'd be like, that smells as good. I never tried it,

616
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: but I imagine this is what you would end up with,

617
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: or if, like as an adult, you stuck your fingers

618
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: in a candle and just gave that a shot. It's

619
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 2: not good. Now that I've said, you know, maybe I

620
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: do say both brand names, although maybe that maybe now

621
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 2: they're circling and want to sponsor the podcast, so I'm

622
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: going to back off Press Juicery. I love, I love

623
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: the gummy.

624
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: Bears, we love other flavors. We love what you're trying,

625
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 3: but send some flavors that are actually gummy appropriate.

626
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 2: Yes, society in general has said, let's do fruit with

627
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: the gummies. We're all okay with that happening. Yes, we

628
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: did not need to take this sharp left towards vanilla almonds.

629
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. You know, that's a coffee,

630
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: that's an ice cream, Yeah, that's a you know, we

631
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: are sticking with fruit flavors with a gummy bear. It

632
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: just doesn't make any other sense. I don't care if

633
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: you're fans. I make a more accurate fruit flavor, sure.

634
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly.

635
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: Also, we haven't covered all the fruits with gummy bears.

636
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 2: It's not like we ran out of fruit for gummy

637
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: bear flavors.

638
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 3: I've never had dragon fruit gummy, a Kiwi gummy right.

639
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just off the top of your head,

640
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: look what's happening here. I've never even had a mango gummy.

641
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right.

642
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: So it feels like maybe let's give it a shot

643
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 2: with the rest of Earth's fruit before we dive into

644
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 2: other dessert categories.

645
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Can you imagine the person like in

646
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 3: R and D that was just like what if we

647
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: made a gummy milky said no, like a.

648
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: Nerve where the person was like I've got to get

649
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 2: out of this job. They're not gonna I can't quit.

650
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: I've got to get them to fire. Let's get a

651
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: heavy dairy flavor in.

652
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 3: Chewable dairy.

653
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: I mean no, thank you. I mean I think I'm

654
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: going to try another just quick. Maybe I'm just immature.

655
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I'm not classy enough.

656
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: Now you're like hopeful, You're like, let's try again, Utah.

657
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 3: I feel like that should be the tagline for Utah,

658
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: Let's try again.

659
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: I have to say, the initial flavor of this is

660
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: one of the worst flavors of candy I have ever tried.

661
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's inexcusable. It doesn't make it. How

662
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: did this get past the trial stage?

663
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know. I mean, Richard, oh, what is it?

664
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: I nearly didn't swallow?

665
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: Now swallow?

666
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: Is that? But it's in my body. It's part of

667
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: who I am.

668
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: Now, it's become you now now, okay, I was literally

669
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 3: my initial My initial thought was to give you some

670
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 3: cans of dented cat food. Having tried the gummies, would

671
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 3: you say you would have preferred the dented cat food?

672
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 2: I would have gotten a fork, a knife, a napkin,

673
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: and eaten both cans of this botulism cat food before

674
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: ever trying this vanilla almond gummies. Again, these are worse

675
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: than getting bochulism. Do you get botulism? Is that how

676
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: that works?

677
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get it.

678
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: It's vanilla almond gummy bears are truly and this goes

679
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 2: beyond circus peanuts. This goes beyond black liquorice taffy. This

680
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 2: is the worst candy I've ever tried.

681
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 3: Wow wow, wow wow. I'm honored. I'm honored to have

682
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: provided you that experience.

683
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's the one thing I'll say about

684
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: this is it's so horrifying that it's new.

685
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 3: You shouldn't keep it in your house and like have

686
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 3: it be like a day or like you want one

687
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 3: of these vanilla almond candies and like you have to

688
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 3: give it to somebody and it's like a write of

689
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: passage or a test.

690
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely. Also you could be a test of people's honesty.

691
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 2: You bring guests over and you see if people how

692
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 2: honest they are with you as a guest. Like if

693
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: somebody tells me they're loving these, I know that I

694
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: can't trust them in any business d they or of

695
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 2: the heart. I know that they can't even tell me

696
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 2: the truth about a disgusting.

697
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 3: Gummy, right, right, No, you're very very right, or.

698
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: I know that they have bad taste.

699
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 4: Either way, you don't want to be bothered your life.

700
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: They're not coming back. They're certainly not coming back to

701
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 2: my home. So this is a very good It's almost

702
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: like an you know, like a king would have a

703
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 2: bottle of these and he would have his servants come

704
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 2: and try them before deciding to trust them. And this

705
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: is now my the true test of anything in my life,

706
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 2: and I'm through. Do you have a least favorite candy

707
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: or food.

708
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 3: The least favorite, Well, you had mentioned I don't like

709
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 3: as far as candies go.

710
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 4: I will not touch licorice in any form.

711
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 2: Even red.

712
00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

713
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 2: Wow.

714
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: I don't like Taffy's or toffees or just any of

715
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 3: that stuff that really just fucking takes out a crown,

716
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: something that could take out I don't like it. I

717
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 3: do like when it's like too much, you know, like

718
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 3: I wanted taffy to be good, you know, because in

719
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: the summer it's like I bought taffy and I'm just like,

720
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: I'm disgusting Taffy.

721
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, is one of those things that's so aspirational. It's

722
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: like I went to the boardwalk and bought taffy. What

723
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: an experience. But taffy is disgusting. It all sucks, It

724
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 2: hurts your teeth.

725
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 3: It's so bad, Like I don't even understand, Like it

726
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: feels like it feels like a candy that was like

727
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 3: made during the Great Depression, but we didn't have much,

728
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, but we wanted the children

729
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 3: to feel special.

730
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, right, uh, Dark Times candy is just

731
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: all bad. It's all bad stuff where it's like, well,

732
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: we didn't have sugar, so we use beat syrup and

733
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: it's no. We could we could just move on from that.

734
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: We don't need that type of food in our lives anymore.

735
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: We've got all the ingredients to make things that taste good. Yeah,

736
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: licorice is interesting to me that I like a lead

737
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 2: a red licorice, a black licorice has yet to work

738
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 2: for me.

739
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 4: Is that because you don't have black people in your life?

740
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: Very No, absolutely not. That's because black licorice is horrible.

741
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: It's like it tastes like poison.

742
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've never I mean I've never had it, like

743
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 3: even just the red because my mom loves Twizzlers and

744
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: so we always have the Twizzlers in the house growing up, right,

745
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 3: so I to eat those and I was like, oh no, no, no,

746
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: this is bad. So like once I went off of

747
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,959
Speaker 3: that very early on, and that was a popular one.

748
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 3: You weren't going to get me to eat like another

749
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 3: version or a knockoff or a different color, you know

750
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: what I mean. But our black licorice, you know, is

751
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 3: it like cinnamony or is this sposed to be like

752
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 3: a nise.

753
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: It's like a nise. That's exactly sick, right, And I

754
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: don't mind a nise in other situations, like if it's

755
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 2: a light touch of a nise, but.

756
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 4: But not as a candy. But not as a munch

757
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 4: munch munch.

758
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: No, no, no, thank you no. I read recently about

759
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: a man who died because he ate too much black licorice.

760
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: Apparently it's like at high levels it's toxic. So I

761
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: mean that feels like a red flag right there. I

762
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,479
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell people.

763
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely you should actually.

764
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 2: Put that on the bag, right, I will say Australians

765
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: know how to make a good licorice, a good fruit licorice. Yeah,

766
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 2: I've had a mango that was delicious. They really go

767
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 2: for the flavors, whereas like I don't mind a twizzler

768
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: as not a candy nor a food, but as a

769
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 2: something to chew, almost like.

770
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 3: A dog toy human dog to it.

771
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: Right, the flavor's not there for me. But the Australians,

772
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: for some reason, they're very proud of their licorice.

773
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 4: That's interesting. I lived in Australia and I did not

774
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 4: know about licorice.

775
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 3: But also I hate licorice, so it's not like I

776
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 3: would have welcomed it into my life in any flavor.

777
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: What were you doing in Australia?

778
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 3: May Sometimes you got.

779
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 4: To get away.

780
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 3: I just gotta get away and I just tried it.

781
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 3: This is back. It was like a while, it was

782
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 3: waight to nine.

783
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: What was that experience like? Was it enjoyable?

784
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 3: It was? It was enjoyable, but also wild. I mean,

785
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: I missed it. I would love to go back, but

786
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 3: it's also like only the thing I would do at

787
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: twenty five to twenty six years old, like I was,

788
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: and it was just like let's go and it was

789
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. I wish I I don't know,

790
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 3: because they were like being black there like people just

791
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 3: like they'll touch up on you. They asked me if

792
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 3: I was a refugee. It was a whole thing where

793
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: I was like, I know I.

794
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 4: Won't be here long.

795
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 3: Sure, so kind of once I knew that, like, I

796
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 3: didn't really put the effort into kind of like laying

797
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 3: down roots or finding a job that I would really want.

798
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 2: To keep, or you know, what did you do for

799
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 2: work there?

800
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 3: I worked at as a bartender at a hostel I

801
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: look at you downtown, And then I worked at Carnival

802
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 3: Cruise Lines offices. So when the boats come into Sydney Harbor,

803
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 3: you know, they need to get all their They had

804
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,280
Speaker 3: to get re upped, they.

805
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 4: Got to get their supplies.

806
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 3: The people who work have to get doctor's appointments, and

807
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 3: so our office would like schedule all that stuff. We'll

808
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: get that stuffing.

809
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 2: Did you get a free cruise out of it?

810
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 3: Not at all. I mean they wouldn't even let me

811
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 3: play on the internet. They like, I was like, Okay, Carnival,

812
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 3: y'all need to relax, okay, because this job is not

813
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 3: that deep. You cannot block me from blogging. And they

814
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 3: did though, but.

815
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: That is shameful, absolutely shameful.

816
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 3: But you know, to be a to work as a bartender.

817
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 3: And I got, you know, against that a hostile seventeen

818
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 3: dollars an hour. What did you get tips?

819
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 2: No, they don't really tip there, Okay, so they have

820
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 2: to put seventeen dollars an hour to bartend.

821
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: That's incredible, I know, like age and twenty five. And

822
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: then every now and then I would get a tip

823
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 3: and it was like, you know, like some dude who

824
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: would just put give me twenty dollars?

825
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: I was like what, I just like And so, yeah,

826
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 2: did you travel around the country?

827
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 3: I did? I did. I got to a bunch of

828
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 3: places I did. I did do the little Great Barrier reef,

829
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: I did.

830
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 2: A little beautiful.

831
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 3: And I god, I'm like blanking on everything. Oh, the

832
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: Northern Territory and the pretty much the desert, you know,

833
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 3: and right I saw Ularu and camped outside. I did

834
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 3: a lot of that, and then I went to New

835
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 3: Zealand for two weeks a week and then and then

836
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 3: that was it. It was like the end of my trip.

837
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: Like I was like, okay, it's time to go home.

838
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: Let me go see everything.

839
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: That feels like a pretty full experience.

840
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 3: It was a very full experience.

841
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 2: I would love to go. That flight is fifty five

842
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: hours long, well.

843
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 3: From New York. Yeah, dude, it's like a full twenty

844
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 3: four at least from LA you couldn't lose six hours,

845
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 3: so it's eighteen, right, I will tell you, Or at

846
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 3: least back then, it was such a nice flight, like

847
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 3: even coach because it's along, like you get tons of food,

848
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 3: all the movies, you could un comfortable seat so like,

849
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: and that was just you know, my regular like brokeass

850
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 3: twenty five year olds taking a flight like if you

851
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 3: did it, you know, fancy right, well, never.

852
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 2: Going to do it? Fancy?

853
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 3: Are you keeping? I only want to do things fancy?

854
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 3: What would be what would bids say?

855
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: I can't do a fancy I would just be thinking

856
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 2: about that how much money I spent the entire time.

857
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: Then I can't relax. In another way, I will say,

858
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: you know, airlines that operate out of the United States

859
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 2: are almost uniformly horrible, but Asian airlines, European airlines all

860
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 2: even base level yep for you like a person.

861
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 3: I know, I know, it's really really wild.

862
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't understand it.

863
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 3: Because they understand that life is worth living and if

864
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 3: you are going to be in the sky trapped with

865
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: other people who you can't account for. You might as

866
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 3: well get a buttered roll. They're good about it.

867
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 2: They are good about it. Well, look, I think it's

868
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 2: time to play a game. Oh do you want to

869
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: play a game called Gift Master or a game called

870
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse?

871
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse?

872
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: All right, I need a number between one and ten nine. Okay,

873
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating.

874
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 3: Now.

875
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: While I calculate, I need you to summon all of

876
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: your power to promote something, recommend something, do whatever you

877
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 2: want for the next who knows how long. I'll be

878
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 2: right back.

879
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 3: Okay, So you guys, I have this podcast called Couple's Therapy,

880
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 3: which I think you should really listen to. We're having

881
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: fun with it in Koir. We've had some fun guests.

882
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 3: We answer relationship questions. We talked to couples. We have

883
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 3: Nico Santos from Superstore and his boyfriend Zeke Smith on

884
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 3: Zeke Smith from Survivor.

885
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 4: Hello.

886
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: We just talked to Tig Nataro and Stephanie Allen. We

887
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 3: just had Alex Newell. I'm just like naming all the

888
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 3: people who I like, and you know, just listen to that.

889
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 3: Me and dear relationship is managing if your vibe this pandemic,

890
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 3: even though it's like we don't even want to look

891
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 3: at each other's faces, can you handle it. I'm also

892
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: watching a lot of anime, so i'd recommend my hero

893
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 3: Academia if you haven't started it. It's really good. It's

894
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 3: four seasons. It's like, I don't know, I love anime,

895
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 3: but I can't fuck with video games. I don't know,

896
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 3: I don't know. This is just who I am.

897
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 2: Now.

898
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 3: Hulu has a lot of anime and it's dubbed. I

899
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 3: don't want to get in a fight with you about

900
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: dub versus sub don't start with me, Okay, I'm not.

901
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 3: It's a fucking cartoon. I'm not trying to read. So

902
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: that's what I like. So you can watch that. I'm

903
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 3: gonna tell you to watch that. You got to watch

904
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 3: the nail.

905
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 2: Enough is enough. Look we did enough earlier to drain

906
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 2: my listeners away. Suddenly you've made this incredible pitch for

907
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 2: your podcast. I'm gonna have half a listener left. I mean,

908
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 2: I think my mom is barely listening at this point.

909
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: So it's like, oh my god, I mean, this is

910
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: kind of the final nail in the coffin for I

911
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 2: said no gifts and my life is over. But do

912
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: what you want. You know, I took too long calculating,

913
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: and so this is all my fault. Suddenly you're promoting

914
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 2: dubbed anime, which I can't get behind. You know, it's

915
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: are you Are you a purist? I'm a little bit

916
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: of a you know, dubbed anything, I'm thrown. I'm a

917
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: little bit I'm always thrown. I need to I prefer

918
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you can do a decent dub.

919
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: Some people do a good dub. With those studio Ghibli movies,

920
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: you can get a good dub.

921
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: The funimation dub is top notch. Okay, they've only got

922
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 3: about twelve voice actors. You start to know their voices

923
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: and it kind of takes you out of it. But

924
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 3: it's a top notch dub. I'm not watching a dub movie,

925
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 3: but it's a cartoon. It's already a drawing and their

926
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: mouths don't even make real shapes, so it's like.

927
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 4: Easy to just dub.

928
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: That's very true. A dubbed movie, I'm out immediately. If

929
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: it's live action, yes, forget oh my god, I mean

930
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: loves to dub. I watched the trailer for this loopin

931
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 2: the trailer they had and I've heard good things about

932
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: the show, but the trailer was dubbed so poorly that

933
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: I like my head was spinning. I couldn't believe anyone

934
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: approved this thing. It looks horrible.

935
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: Well, there's one show. There's one show I'm watching. It's

936
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 3: called Sweet Home and it's Korean, and I'm watching these subtitles.

937
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: It's live action, right, But I like clipped over the

938
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: dub just to hear what it was like. And I

939
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: realized what was one of the things that bumped me too?

940
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: Is it like all the.

941
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 4: Actors sounded Caucasian to me?

942
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's because I'm like, I'm watching like Korean people, right,

943
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 3: and it's literally someone like, what's going on y'all can find? Like,

944
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: are not that I can hear Korean in someone's voice,

945
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 3: But it was just like so like Caucasian American accented English.

946
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 3: I was like, no, no.

947
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 2: No sense. Yeah, I want to get hired to dub things.

948
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: If you're out there listening, I'll dub an entire movie

949
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: thirty bucks, just I want to do it for the experience.

950
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: I want to ruin somebody's mood moviegoing experience, Thurdy, But.

951
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm trying to think of a movie

952
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 4: you could dub.

953
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: Now, why don't we have you dub Amillie.

954
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I can bring the sense of whimsy that movie required.

955
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: I think.

956
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 4: So you said no gifts.

957
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, let's get into this game. I'm gonna name

958
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: three things. You have to tell me if there are

959
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: a gift or a curse and why? Okay, and you know,

960
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: as usual, I have to remind the guest that there

961
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: are correct answers.

962
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 3: Okay.

963
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: This is not as an exercise and subjectivity. This is

964
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 2: there are true, hard, cold correct answers.

965
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. First up, speaking.

966
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: Of trailers, this is a a listener suggestion, gift or

967
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: a curse movie trailers.

968
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 3: Movie trailers are a curse? Why because I'm already backpedaling.

969
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: Movie trailers are a gift because they let you know

970
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: where you should put your time. Do you want to

971
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 3: watch this movie? You know? A movie trailer will try

972
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 3: to give you the flashiest moments, and if you are

973
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 3: not impressed, you do not watch that motion picture. And

974
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: that's gorgeous for someone to realize I've got Tom Viandy's

975
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 3: hose you gotta ra dazzle, And so that's like really

976
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 3: nice that movie trailers exist.

977
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: You right out of the gate. You've nailed it, you know.

978
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: I'd like to disagree here. I mean, actually not right

979
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 2: out of the gate, because you did stumble a bit,

980
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: but the backpedaled, you corrected, you course corrected. Movie trailer.

981
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 2: Of course, it's a gift. I love a movie trailer,

982
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I loved a little sneak peek

983
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: of what the future has in store for me, even

984
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: if it's bad. I'm like, well, now I got to

985
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: watch something horrible and it was It was almost a

986
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: vanilla almond gummy bear experience. I love a good movie trailer.

987
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 2: I have to get to the movies way in a

988
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: I need to see every single trailer.

989
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 3: But here's my question, though, how do you feel like?

990
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 3: Do you want a trailer that leaves you wanting more?

991
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: Or because like so many movie trailers, I feel like

992
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 3: we'll tell you the whole movie nowadays, Like you watch

993
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 3: a trailer and you're like, well, I saw it. I

994
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 3: guess like they'll tell you the twist, They'll tell you.

995
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 3: How do you want that? Or do you want a

996
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: trailer that's very much like almost like a Madman trailer,

997
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 3: where it's just flashes of people saying one sentence and

998
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 3: you don't know what any of it means. I love

999
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 3: the latter.

1000
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 2: I love, you know. I love a movie trailer that

1001
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: barely just gives me this is basically the vibe of

1002
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 2: the movie. Here's the tone, here's who's here's who's going

1003
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 2: to be in it, and who's directing it. That's all

1004
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 2: I need, Okay, I don't need, you know, to see

1005
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 2: the final climax of the movie in forty five seconds.

1006
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, well then so I get to

1007
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 2: watch the boring part. Now I'm going to pay to

1008
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 2: watch the dullest parts of the movie. I don't understand

1009
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 2: what's your preference there.

1010
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's interesting when the trailer is everything,

1011
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 3: it makes me feel like it's not a good movie

1012
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 3: because I'm like, you've told me the whole story, so

1013
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 3: you obviously don't want me to show up like you

1014
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: know what I mean, I'm like, it's not good. So

1015
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 3: like when it's like that, I always I'm like, well,

1016
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 3: if you don't like it, I don't like it. I feel.

1017
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: But at the same time, when it's like very like

1018
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 3: moody and ethereal and like where I'm like, I don't

1019
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 3: know what any of this means, you know, I don't

1020
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: like what I don't know, like where I can't take away.

1021
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: Something right, Yeah it is. I do feel like when

1022
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 2: the nice thing when they show me everything, if it's like,

1023
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 2: you know, a big action movie that I probably wouldn't

1024
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: have seen in the first place, I'm like, thank you

1025
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: for saving me the fifty dollars that they're charging for

1026
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: a movie ticket at this point. But the only movie

1027
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 2: trailers I don't like are for comedies because I feel

1028
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 2: like movie trailers for comedies are never funny, even if

1029
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: the movie's funny, so that can be a real poison.

1030
00:51:54,200 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: But overall we're on the same page here. Gift the

1031
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: next one here is an interesting one. It's from a

1032
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: listener named Sam and gif her a curse. This is

1033
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 2: what Sam suggested, A cool glass of milk.

1034
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 4: Is there no context for this milk? Just milk on its.

1035
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: Own that Sam has. This is all of the information

1036
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: Sam has provided. Sam wants to know. Gift her a curse?

1037
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 2: A cool glass of milk?

1038
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: Those are eh Ill ill. That is a curse. And

1039
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 3: there was something about the way you said it, you

1040
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 3: really pronounce you really gave me the l and the

1041
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 3: ky and milk. It was milk that I just was

1042
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 3: really not having it, absolutely not ew. I knew somebody

1043
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 3: in high school who would drink milk like with her meals,

1044
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 3: and she was like very tall and pale and like

1045
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: fair and like it was. I was like, well, like

1046
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 3: you're tall, like you obviously have strong bones, but she

1047
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 3: has like drink milk. And I was like it was

1048
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 3: so gross.

1049
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 2: Well, you haven't even you haven't answered you yet, you

1050
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 2: haven't said gift or a cur curse doing?

1051
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 3: What are you doing? It's a curse? Can you imagine?

1052
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: Cool glass of milk?

1053
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: A cool glass of milk. I'm grossing myself out of this. Fine,

1054
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: that's too much. I apologize to the listeners far and wide.

1055
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 3: I am.

1056
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 2: I'm driving listeners away. This is a real self sabotage

1057
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 2: on my part. Naomi two for two. A cool glass,

1058
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 2: a cool glass of milk on its own. What are

1059
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: we talking about? At no point do I just want

1060
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: to be drinking milk context free with a cookie. I'm

1061
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 2: on board. Yes, I've been very clear, I will drink

1062
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 2: that with a cookie, but in no other situation do

1063
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 2: I want that beverage.

1064
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: I also like even with a cookie, like like I like.

1065
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 3: I definitely I like milk with sweets. But I'm also

1066
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 3: not even gonna have a lot of it, right Like,

1067
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 3: if I have a little sip, it's almost cleansing of

1068
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: the palate. But if that cookie's done and there's leftover milk,

1069
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 3: I'm not finishing that milk. It's over that. Milk's over that.

1070
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: I understand that. That's why I'm very I really, I mean,

1071
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 2: to the point of not enjoying either thing. I calculated

1072
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 2: my brain. I'm eating this much of the sweet, I'm

1073
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,439
Speaker 2: drinking this much of the milk. Yes, I'm eating this much,

1074
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 2: and then you know, they kind of are both gone

1075
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 2: at the same time. Anyone who's drinking milk with you know,

1076
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: a pizza or this sort of thing, I just I

1077
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 2: don't even know where to begin with the mental state

1078
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: of this person. What are we doing culturally? I don't

1079
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 2: understand it.

1080
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 3: Okay. The one thing I will say, though, how do

1081
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 3: you feel about milk with sweet breakfast? I'm gonna tell

1082
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: you this. I like milk with my pancakes or like

1083
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 3: a waffle really because I like dessert to me. You know,

1084
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 3: it's a pancakes syrup. It's like so sweet. I like

1085
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: a milk with that.

1086
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: See, I could if I have if it it has

1087
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 2: like a like let's say, let's have a peanut butter

1088
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 2: banana waffle. I could get behind milk with that because

1089
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 2: you need you need to cut through all that. But

1090
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 2: usually I prefer a black coffee with a sweet dessert.

1091
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 3: I like the.

1092
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: The balance of that, but I can, I can get

1093
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: behind that. And also, milk does seem like a as

1094
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: far as a meal goes an early morning meal. You're

1095
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: not having that with lunch. I mean with your tuna sandwich.

1096
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 3: What am I running from you?

1097
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 2: If you're doing that, you're absolutely you're hiding something and

1098
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 2: you're not hiding it. Well that's what's happening. Okay, Wow,

1099
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: I mean, who knows you might make gift or a

1100
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: curse history. I don't know that anyone has ever won

1101
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:47,720
Speaker 2: this game before, so the pressure is just crushing it

1102
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 2: at this point. And I'll also say this is a

1103
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: history making part of this game, because they're all listener suggestions.

1104
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 2: This next one is from a listener named Morgan gift

1105
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: or a curse? All inclusive resorts? All inclusive resorts? Are

1106
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 2: they a gift or are they a curse?

1107
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this. They're a curse because what

1108
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 3: they include is never what you want. Okay, what is

1109
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 3: ever included is not what you want. It's like one

1110
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 3: Continental breakfast with half a Krusty bagel, you know what

1111
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 3: I mean. Like it's like all inclusive, they don't be

1112
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 3: giving you to do. And then it's like if you're

1113
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 3: like I want a vegetable, They're like, you're gonna have

1114
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 3: to pay twenty dollars for that vegetable at that restaurant,

1115
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Curse, curse. It sounds good,

1116
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 3: it sounds good. I did a cruise. I took a

1117
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 3: cruise once and I was like my only time. And

1118
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 3: I remember like being so excited because I was like,

1119
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 3: a cruise, it's gonna be nuts. And then I was like,

1120
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: they literally want me to just become a flotation device.

1121
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 3: They're only making trash acceptable. And then if you paid

1122
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 3: extra you could go to like the different you know,

1123
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: like restaurant where I think food was fresh.

1124
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 2: They only ring the bell. You have gotten three for three.

1125
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 2: I don't know that anyone's ever gotten three for three.

1126
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 2: All inclusive resorts are a curse from top to bottom.

1127
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 2: I've never been to one. I have been on a cruise,

1128
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 2: the closest thing. It's a you know, it's a jack

1129
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 2: of all trade situation. Nothing has done well to me.

1130
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 2: When you say all inclusive resort, that just means they

1131
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,439
Speaker 2: have a soft serve ice cream machine. And I don't

1132
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 2: want anything to do with that. Who cares. I don't

1133
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 2: need somebody. I need to be able to pick everything

1134
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 2: I want. I will pay to go to the location,

1135
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: and then I will find the best of the things

1136
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 2: that I want. I don't need, you know, some manager

1137
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: of the cruise ship or the resort their taste of

1138
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 2: what's good, and then they're cutting, you know, cutting costsrame,

1139
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: you know, it's all. You know. I have to be

1140
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 2: able to plan every single detail, and all inclusive resort

1141
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: is not allowing me to do that.

1142
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 3: Yep, so it's not for me.

1143
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 2: I watched this documentary recently called Some Kind of Heaven,

1144
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: which I can't recommend enough. It's kind of about well,

1145
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: it's called the Villages. It's this retirement community in Florida

1146
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: and it's essentially an all inclusive resort. And while we

1147
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 2: were watching it, I said to Jim, my boyfriend, this

1148
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 2: is literally hell for me. Like it is not heaven,

1149
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 2: like they have everything for you, but it's all like

1150
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 2: the C minus version of whatever it is. It did

1151
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 2: have a nice looking bowling alley, but otherwise it looks

1152
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 2: just like torture. I can't have that happening for me.

1153
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 4: Wait, the documentary was about the retirement community.

1154
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 2: It is incredible. Everyone has to watch it. It's so beautiful

1155
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 2: and strange and sad. It's about this retirement community and

1156
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 2: I believe it's called the Villages and maybe the biggest

1157
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 2: retirement community in the United States. I'm just guessing maybe

1158
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 2: they say that in the documentary. I can't remember. But

1159
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 2: you follow these various people who live there. One who

1160
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: doesn't live there. He lives in his van and is

1161
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: trying to find a wealthy woman to get in a

1162
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: relationship with. It's pretty wild.

1163
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 3: I'm in. That's that's we're all into.

1164
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 2: We're all into that guy until we see the documentary

1165
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 2: and then it's it's a little rough. But yeah, all

1166
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: inclusive resorts, let's just all get on board. Yeah, it's

1167
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 2: a curse. And I apologize to listener Morgan. I hope

1168
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: you didn't have a dream time at an all inclusive

1169
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: resort and suddenly Naomi and I are telling you you're wrong.

1170
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 3: But that's what happened, Morgan. And that's the risk you

1171
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 3: run when.

1172
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 2: You write, when you submit you are you are stepping

1173
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: into an open field. And I have my sniper rifle. Yeah,

1174
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 2: is that too? Is that too scary of an analogy?

1175
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: It's hard to say, but that's the experience of I

1176
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 2: said no gifts. Sometimes it's frightening, right right, Okay, you're

1177
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 2: the big winner. Congratulations. Let's answer one question from listeners.

1178
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: This is called I said no questions. People are writing

1179
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 2: into I said no give at gmail dot com. These

1180
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 2: people have nowhere else to turn. They're emailing me, so

1181
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 2: aunt you so here. Let me read this. It says,

1182
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 2: dearest Bridger and whoever has the pleasure of joining you today.

1183
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 2: So she's assumed that you are going to have a

1184
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 2: good time. A big assumption, big swing for her. It says.

1185
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 2: This email is slightly different. I am not in need

1186
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 2: of a gift for someone else, but rather gifts suggestions

1187
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 2: for my own birthday. I'm the type of person to

1188
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 2: buy things I need when I need them, and with

1189
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: the holidays, just having passed, any ideas I had have

1190
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 2: already been gifted to me. I'm turning twenty three. I

1191
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell people who are getting things

1192
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 2: for me. I'm a kindergarten teacher who lives in the

1193
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 2: Finger Lakes Wine region of New York. I have a

1194
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 2: cat named Squid. Oh that's an interesting.

1195
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 3: Okay, very close to your cat, Naid. Okay.

1196
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: I love reading and listening to Vinyl much love Katie.

1197
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 2: Katie is turning twenty three. She needs to tell people

1198
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 2: in her life what to get her.

1199
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 3: Katie, if you don't already have it and you're twenty three,

1200
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 3: ask somebody to get you ten free therapy sessions. You

1201
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 3: are in your early twenties, You're a mess, Okay, no

1202
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: matter what's going on with you, you a mess. And if

1203
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 3: you ain't a mess now, you're going to be a mess.

1204
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 3: And you need to just kind of work on getting

1205
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 3: your head right in the Finger Lakes with your Vinyl.

1206
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 2: I love the suggestion early therapy before you, like me,

1207
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: realize in so many myriad ways why you need it

1208
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 2: more than anything. Just get ahead of You've got to

1209
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 2: get ahead of it.

1210
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 3: You've got to.

1211
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 2: Get into the therapy, have a nice time, Go have

1212
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 2: somebody you can just reveal all secrets, to reveal your traumas,

1213
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 2: get through these things, and then live a full of

1214
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 2: nice adult life. That sense, that's lovely, I think so.

1215
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 3: I think it's you know, they say it's easier to

1216
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 3: ask for help when you need it if you practice

1217
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 3: asking when you don't.

1218
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: I've never heard that, and that's probably why I have

1219
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 2: such a hard time.

1220
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you strike me as someone who doesn't let

1221
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 3: people blend breacher, Like you're really like, I've got this,

1222
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 3: and I have a ride joke and then it's like, okay, Bridger,

1223
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 3: who hurt you? Underneath?

1224
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: You know? The list is just far too long to

1225
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 2: get into, and I just don't want to burden anyone

1226
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: with that.

1227
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: No.

1228
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: I love that, you know, And I also like that

1229
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: Katie has come in with just these clear interests. She

1230
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: likes the cat, she likes to read, and she likes

1231
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: to listen to music.

1232
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 3: Do you read it all?

1233
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: Naomi?

1234
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 4: You know, I'm trying to get back into reading.

1235
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 3: I used to be a real book machine, and I

1236
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 3: don't and I think it's like I don't know what

1237
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 3: it is. It's like something in the in the last

1238
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 3: few years. I have it right now though I have

1239
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 3: started this book. It's actually a ya book, but I'm

1240
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 3: really like loving it. It's a good gateway called The

1241
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 3: Mysterious Benedict Society.

1242
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 2: Wow, a partner Nincherilla was just on this podcast recommending

1243
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 2: this thing, and that's why she apparently is a rep

1244
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 2: for the book. She's got some sort of financial stake

1245
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 2: in this series success.

1246
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 3: It's fun. It really keeps you going and it's like,

1247
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, I like, you know, it's like I

1248
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 3: want to be taken away, like I'm into the fan

1249
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 3: to see the magic Senny, the Harry Potters.

1250
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 4: Especially nowadays, I'm on board, so it's like a quick read.

1251
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 2: It's like quick, I'm one chapter away from my current

1252
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 2: book being done, and then I always spiral thinking about

1253
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 2: what am I going to read again. I now have this.

1254
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 2: This is an incredible recommendation for me, and Katie does too.

1255
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 2: The Mysterious Benedict Society.

1256
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, and it's a series too, I think, so

1257
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 3: like there's a few so you know, you get into it.

1258
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 3: You've got you got some good I love.

1259
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 2: You know. That just sets you up. You're like, I

1260
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about thinking of another book for

1261
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 2: five books, right exactly? Wait, what are you about to finish?

1262
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 2: It's called Olive again? Have you heard of Olive Kidderridge. Yes,

1263
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 2: it's the sequel to that book, which was an HBO

1264
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 2: mini series which I loved. I think it's just lovely

1265
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 2: and funny and a little bit sad. But they're kind

1266
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 2: of short stories, but this character is recurring in all

1267
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 2: of them, so it's a very easy read, despite being

1268
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 2: beautifully written. Yeah, so I can recommend that too. But

1269
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 2: so now we've gotten too you know. I feel like

1270
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 2: you've got two excellent book recommendations here, Katie, I can't.

1271
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 2: As far as vinyl music, is there any music you

1272
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 2: can recommend?

1273
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: No?

1274
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 3: I listened to the same stuff over and over, Like

1275
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: I don't keep up with new music. I'm still listening to.

1276
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 2: What's a favorite album, Honey.

1277
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 3: I listen to In the Heights soundtrack twenty times. It's like,

1278
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,479
Speaker 3: you know, it's like, I'm not very good.

1279
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 2: But In the Heights on vinyl, I don't know, they

1280
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 2: probably offer it.

1281
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 3: A friend of mine said there's like a Rihanna album

1282
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 3: he had. It's on they didn't make a lot of

1283
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 3: them on vinyl. He says, like worth over three hundred bucks.

1284
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 3: He's like a vinyl person. And it's like, because they

1285
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 3: didn't do a lot of pressings. If you got this album,

1286
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 3: it's like holy shit. And I'm like, what, I didn't

1287
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 3: realize that was still happening. Like I thought vinyl it

1288
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 3: was like the older stuff that was valuable, right, But no,

1289
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 3: now it's like with.

1290
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 2: A Rihanna, she's not the first person you think of

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Speaker 2: when you think of vinyl, so that kind of makes

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Speaker 2: sense to me where it's like, well, yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: she probably is like, sure, make a hundred and now

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Speaker 2: it's probably the rarest vinyl of all time, right, I

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Speaker 2: will say, Uh, Katie, there's an album by the band Sparks.

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Speaker 2: They have an album called Propaganda, which is my favorite

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Speaker 2: album cover of all time, and you could get that

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Speaker 2: on vinyl. Then you've got this beautiful album cover too,

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Speaker 2: and it's very fun music.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of music is it?

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Speaker 2: It's like I would say, it's uh, glam rock, proto devo,

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Speaker 2: stop stops.

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Speaker 3: No, it's very funny, Like I don't know music genres.

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Speaker 3: So if you like get out of the top four

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Speaker 3: and you start like saying stuff like that, I'm like, nah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it means. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: it means.

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like you would like this. It's got

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Speaker 2: these great drum beats, it's got it's a little theatricals,

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Speaker 2: got a good sense of humor.

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Speaker 3: I like good vocals. I'm not here you love.

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Speaker 2: These vocals, Yes, you will love these vocals. I can

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Speaker 2: guarantee beautiful singing. Go for get yourself in the heights,

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Speaker 2: get this mysterious Rihanna album and get yourself sparks propaganda

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Speaker 2: look at I mean, I truly if Katie doesn't have

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Speaker 2: a happy birthday at this point, that's well, that will

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Speaker 2: go back to the therapy. Naomi, We've nailed it.

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Speaker 3: I mean you have.

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Speaker 2: You are the first guest who has just come in

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Speaker 2: and just steamrolled all of the challenges. It's incredible and

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Speaker 2: thank God because you gave me this disgusting gift which

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Speaker 2: I'm now kind of saddled with here. But that's fine.

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Speaker 3: I'm keeping it.

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Speaker 2: I'm keeping it as the test. I'm keeping it as

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Speaker 2: the test. After COVID the first person that comes over,

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Speaker 2: I will see how honest they've been in their dealings

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Speaker 2: with me, So we'll see what happens. Naomi, thank you

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Speaker 2: for being here. You're just wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. It's a good time. This is our first

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Speaker 3: time meeting you know. I've heard your na yes for

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Speaker 3: a while and so it's so lovely to meet you there.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's absolutely wonderful to meet you. And hopefully

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Speaker 2: at some point in the future will cross pads. We

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01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 2: won't be wearing masks, and the virus will have will

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Speaker 2: be a faint memory.

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Speaker 4: Ah, it.

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Speaker 3: Will never it will never be it will always be potent.

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Speaker 2: It will be a horrifying memory which we can ignore

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Speaker 2: the topic. All right, Well, thank you and listener, this

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Speaker 2: is the end of the podcast. You know, I'm slamming

1341
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 2: the brakes. You're moving on with your life, or maybe

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Speaker 2: you're just hitting rewind and listening to the episode over,

1343
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,200
Speaker 2: because I do want you to listen over and over

1344
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 2: and come follow us on Instagram. If you're not doing that,

1345
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 2: you're not going to see these gummy bears, and that's

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Speaker 2: going to be a damn shame.

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Speaker 3: Goodbye.

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Speaker 2: I love you. I said no gifts is an exactly

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Speaker 2: right production. It's engineered by our dear friend on A.

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Speaker 2: Nelson and the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann.

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Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram at I said,

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01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 2: no gifts, that's where you're going to see pictures of

1353
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 2: all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. Listen and subscribe on

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Speaker 2: Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me, and why

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Speaker 2: not leave a review while you're there. It's really the

1356
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 2: least you could do. And if you're interested in advertising

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Speaker 2: on the show, go to midroll dot com slash ads.

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Speaker 1: And I invit did you hear? Funna Man myself perfectly clear?

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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to me. You gotta come to

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Speaker 1: me empty And I said, no guests. Your presences presents

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Speaker 1: enough and I'm already too much stuff. So how did

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Speaker 1: you dare to survey me?

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Speaker 3: Fifteen