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Speaker 1: You swap into prime Shack.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the first thing I do is get naked and

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Speaker 2: get in front of a mirror, checking this body out.

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Speaker 2: I want to see my feet. I want to see

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Speaker 2: There's so much I want to look at. I'm like, hey, Drake,

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Speaker 2: suck this. I don't know why he even sings when

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Speaker 2: you have a hog like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a pig, big big, pull me toway.

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Speaker 3: I do a big, big, big sang it again. I

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Speaker 3: do a big, big big put me to way. I

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Speaker 3: do a big, big, big sang it again.

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Speaker 2: I do a big.

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Speaker 1: What is good? How you living, how you're feeling. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna waste no more time as we get into the

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Speaker 1: big podcast with Shack where we always do it.

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Speaker 4: Bro, we've done that like eight times supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to say. All you're saying is the word big, big, Okay, okay, great?

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Speaker 1: That laugh you're here, No, we're keeping all of this there.

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Speaker 1: That laugh you hear from comedy legend, from college legend

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Speaker 1: to comedy kingpin. He is the life of every party,

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Speaker 1: even when there's no party at all. He's part Russian mobster,

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Speaker 1: part shirtless sensation, and one hundred percent red Kool Aid

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Speaker 1: the only guy we know who can make a machine

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Speaker 1: out of a man. Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up Bert

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Speaker 1: the machine chrisher Thank you Bert.

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Speaker 5: Before we get started, IWI an apology? Why I know

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Speaker 5: your face? Of course I know who you are. Never

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Speaker 5: knew your name was Bert Real. Yeah, I never knew

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Speaker 5: you because I came to down and I was bro

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Speaker 5: Is Burt Chrischer. And then when you walk through the door,

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Speaker 5: I say, oh, yeah, you're funny dude. Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 5: you very logy for that. Knowing your name now I

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Speaker 5: know your name and your face. Question because I thought

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Speaker 5: I was the number one party guy the Rolling Stone.

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Speaker 5: Really name you the number one party guy? Yeah? And

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Speaker 5: what's the criteria behind you?

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Speaker 2: When it was when you were in I think you

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Speaker 2: were in Orlando then ninety seven. Yeah, I remember because

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Speaker 2: I went to college with your coach from Orlando Hill.

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Speaker 4: I went to school. We were in the same fraternity

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Speaker 4: Chris Hill, Ryan Hill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh so we were all Magic fans. Magic

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Speaker 2: showed up when we were kids, like when I like

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Speaker 2: when I was in high school, the magic showed up.

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Speaker 2: You and and Anthony were one of my favorite names.

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Speaker 2: Anthony Hardaway just Penny Hardaway was bad. He was and uh,

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Speaker 2: but you guys like you guys made Orlando fun. So

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Speaker 2: we go to Orlando, go to magic games and you

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Speaker 2: and because you know, but uh, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: the question was.

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Speaker 4: Why why are you trying to make me sound old?

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Speaker 4: Bastard old? When we were kids were the same.

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Speaker 1: You know that you know the movie Van Wilder movie? Okay,

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Speaker 1: how about this came out while I was in high school.

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Speaker 1: Changed the way that I approached college. It was based

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Speaker 2: Seriously loosely. I guess I didn't have anything to do

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Speaker 2: with the movie. I didn't make it.

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Speaker 1: But that article that you mentioned, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: so the dog rolls.

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Speaker 4: I never saw the movie.

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Speaker 1: I never saw the movie based off of like that

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Speaker 2: six months later Will Smith discovered me, and then I

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Speaker 2: like the Fresh Prince, like that Nightmare on My Street

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Speaker 5: you always wanted to be a comedian? I didn't know

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Speaker 5: what I wanted to do. I wanted to be an athlete.

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Speaker 5: Really when I was a kid, That's what I was

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Speaker 5: remember the coach told me I had a pledge pin on.

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Speaker 2: I walked off that left field, out of left field

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Speaker 2: my dorm room in Sally Hall and my buddy Chili

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Speaker 2: Willie was smoking. We used to this thing called time

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Speaker 2: I was like, I guess I'm done with sports.

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Speaker 4: It was like the moment.

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Speaker 5: It was the moment I saw my cleats on. No,

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Speaker 5: it's crazy. You just talk kids out of time trouble.

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Speaker 5: I've never heard that in my life. Say that again,

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Speaker 5: because I'm We tried at when I'm smoking hookah.

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Speaker 1: So prime Shack, we're talking forty three points seventeen rebound

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Speaker 1: six assists college Bert Partier, what would a college statline be?

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Speaker 4: First of all, this was before me too.

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Speaker 2: So I get naked a lot, like, like, you can't

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Speaker 2: would you like to see my So like I got

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Speaker 2: naked a lot like it was it was, uh, it

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Speaker 2: You couldn't m are we talking like one a man?

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Speaker 2: It's a great equalizer to just get naked, and especially

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Speaker 2: if you have like a mediocre everyone's because you can

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Speaker 2: you make guys feel good. Some girls are like I

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Speaker 4: You could always you could always blame it on the

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Speaker 2: Mike was so small that people audibly were laughing, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want this in a good look.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, who who are your favorite comedians?

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Speaker 2: Oh, easily David Tel's number one, but Sam Kinnison prior

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, those are the legends, Mitch Hebberg, David Tel.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's guys today doing it that I love.

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Speaker 2: I love my best friends are some of the funniest

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Speaker 5: Do you believe in the term Internet comedian versus comedian

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Speaker 5: and not now?

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Speaker 2: Maybe like seven years ago I did because I was

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Speaker 2: watching that happen and dudes would come in and they'd

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Speaker 2: sell out the Schanbergen, probably on a Saturday at noon,

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: This is when I was making money on the road too,

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Speaker 2: His stand up's legit he opened for Tom and I

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Speaker 2: think it shifts. I think it changes, you know. I

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Speaker 2: think I'm probably I found the internet early, meaning out

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Speaker 1: I what's so cool is like, I'm sure the Van

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Speaker 1: like you've lived so many different lives at this point,

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Speaker 4: I had a day. My Travel Channel.

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Speaker 2: Like what do I do? How do I close this

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Speaker 2: day out? And see you got naked? I got naked.

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 2: I mean I did some wild that I just forget about.

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Speaker 2: Like I remember Rogan was talking about this cave one time.

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Speaker 4: I slept.

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Speaker 2: I thought this world's biggest caves. It's amazing, it's amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Vietnam through a village. We went into a village where

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Speaker 2: these kids had never seen a white dude. They'd never

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Speaker 2: So these kids were like rubbing my beard and then

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Speaker 2: If you should do a show like that where you

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Speaker 5: What me and you should do that? You always like this,

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Speaker 5: He said, do we just become best friends? Best friend

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I want to be his best friend.

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Speaker 2: I go, that's my energy. I was like, can he

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Speaker 1: That's one hundred percent how his brain works.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Shaq is like because right when Tommy and I

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Speaker 2: I go, Tommy, we got to start being more like

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Speaker 4: He's like, which one are you? I go? I think

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh the balance is like I'm a lunatic. We

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Speaker 2: And he goes, I'm Khaki's guy. He goes, that's why

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Speaker 2: We released a vodka. This is how Tom and I

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Speaker 2: Thank you, and we spent a year and a half

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, bring a blind guy in

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Speaker 1: I asked chat GPT, what questions that Bert and Shack

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Speaker 1: imagine you're both in a buddy cop movie. What are

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Speaker 5: Oh, my character name would be my Nizzle okay, because

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Speaker 5: I would love to hear him say what's up my Nissle.

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Speaker 6: So only to get him to say yeah.

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Speaker 1: The other one, the other one I liked, was you

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Speaker 1: have to go on an undercover mission with Shaq in

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Speaker 1: a foreign country. What is your cover story?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: How would you try and not hide the fact that

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Speaker 1: it's Shaquillo.

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Speaker 2: I dress him up as a wall and he just

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Speaker 2: I'd be like Manissle and then he just walk out

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Speaker 2: and like the walls moving. I go, That's that's why

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Speaker 2: we make a great team. My name would be Squirts

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Speaker 2: and he'd be Minissle. Sirs and Squirts and Manissle. Someone

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Speaker 2: draw up that artwork, I'll repost it. We could sell

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Speaker 2: you know, you get the way the World's work, and

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Speaker 1: And I got on speed dial you know bezos.

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Speaker 4: You know, yeah, let's get our billionaire friends together.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're both similar in that, like you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm broken, Like I don't, like there's just parts broken,

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Speaker 4: It's soap or no soap. I'll take soap into the pool.

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Speaker 4: You do too? Yes, all is up?

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Speaker 1: Can you guys explain pool showering?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm calling Tommy right now. He has been

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get out and then take a shower,

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Speaker 2: So just get some soap and just take Tommy, he's

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Speaker 2: made fun of me for pool showers my whole life. Really,

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Speaker 2: I was like, dude, it's the best cold pool. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he doesn't answer. I don't trust people who don't answer facetimes.

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Speaker 2: I'm leaving a message. Oh it's a FaceTime. I'll just

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave a message mesages. I know how to

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Speaker 5: leave him. I know how to give me a phone.

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Speaker 5: Bert swipe down cameras right there.

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Speaker 2: Yep, you too, we're talking to It's good today, Tom Sgura.

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Speaker 5: Hey Tom, this is Birt's twin brother. I take pool

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Speaker 1: You didn't have that Shaq. You love ZipRecruiter, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I do. All right, let's see if you can teach

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Speaker 1: Bert and I have something about business. If you were

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Speaker 1: because ZipRecruiter helps you hire, yes, experience wise, if you

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Speaker 5: First personality, bam number one. If you're trying to come

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Speaker 5: I need personality. I need somebody that has to say so.

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Speaker 2: Authenticity, like like in your summary, like, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I've never really done a resume.

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Speaker 4: I have had a job yet and so but.

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Speaker 1: Like neither of you have ever had a resume.

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Speaker 4: I did one once.

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Speaker 1: HR has never been a factor in your lives.

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Speaker 4: But I want a dude, if you're going to submit

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Speaker 2: I want to laugh hysterically, and then that's what gets

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Speaker 2: I'm good at listening, I love teamwork. I want like

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Speaker 1: Borring to date your daughter, but not boring to work

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Speaker 5: So how many kids you got?

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Speaker 4: Bert? Two boys, daughters, two girls, snakerys alright, I have

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Speaker 2: If I get if Leanne passes away, goffe.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, helloly I love you. What's your and how

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Speaker 4: I don't know, No, nineteen and seventeen. So what's your

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Speaker 2: Zero, I have no policy I'm I'm powerless. They do

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Speaker 2: and I think they're pretty not in that area. So

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Speaker 2: Like I'm sure you have it with your kids being

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Speaker 2: was like, that's not who I am. I read books.

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Speaker 2: I've never read a book of my life. You're a

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Speaker 2: better dad than than I am. No, I wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 1: Your reasoning for that statement.

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Speaker 4: Don't bring no boys to my house unless you got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got like you have the intimate like

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: What if he's like three piece suit, well put together,

438
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Speaker 1: he has a master's and then he comes with the

439
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Speaker 1: hello sir.

440
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Speaker 5: I'll be impressed and then I'm gonna ask him one

441
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,879
Speaker 5: question what you're trying to do? And based on his answer,

442
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Speaker 5: I don't know if he's a shyster like I used

443
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Speaker 5: to be or if he's real. Yeah, it would be

444
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,359
Speaker 5: hard for people to get past you too. I feel

445
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,040
Speaker 5: like you've done everything and seen everything.

446
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I invented the game. We should be You ever

447
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 4: see that movie?

448
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Speaker 2: What's the movie where he guy comes home with his

449
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 2: daughter and then they bring him into the garage where all.

450
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 4: The bangers are.

451
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Speaker 2: I would like to do that me and skirts and

452
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Speaker 2: Shinnizzle should nizzle. I like this idea as a show

453
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,879
Speaker 2: is like, is like we do that, we hid their

454
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 2: daughters their daughter's home and then they go, we'd like

455
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Speaker 2: to talk to you in the garage and esquirtsman Nizzle

456
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 2: and we're like, what are you playing on it?

457
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 1: Because then it's like there's only one of you. And

458
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: then he comes off from the wall and you're like

459
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Speaker 1: what the.

460
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Speaker 5: My favorite scene was from My favorite scene was from

461
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Speaker 5: Bad Boys Too, when I will Smith and can you fight?

462
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Speaker 4: Okay?

463
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Speaker 2: If I hold you fifteen, you look at least thirty.

464
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 2: So there do you want to come up like Ving Raims?

465
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Speaker 2: And baby boy and grabbing a lock and lick his head.

466
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Speaker 4: Do yeah, he's soft, aren't you? Have you?

467
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 1: Have you heard about this Jalen Green Drea situation? Do

468
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Speaker 1: you know any of what I'm talking about? Okay, do

469
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Speaker 1: you I'll try to explain it. You fill in the gaps.

470
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Speaker 1: There is a young star on the Houston Rockets in

471
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Speaker 1: his early twenties that just it announced has a woman pregnant.

472
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Speaker 1: She is almost forty years old, I want to say

473
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Speaker 1: thirty nine years old. Yes, she has a son that

474
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Speaker 1: is the same age as him. She has known to

475
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: date famous athletes and stuff throughout. And there's been a

476
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Speaker 1: strong reaction to people about this, and I figure that

477
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Speaker 1: you had definitely not heard about this at all. And

478
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Speaker 1: I was just curious. As a parent of like a

479
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Speaker 1: nineteen year old.

480
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Speaker 2: Kid, I have feelings. Yeah, you don't steal someone's youth.

481
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 2: You let them stay young. Look, we know stuff. You

482
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 2: know how easy it would be for me twenty year old.

483
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 2: I can impress her so much, Like I could just

484
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Speaker 2: take her put her on a private jet. She'd be

485
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Speaker 2: like whoa and then I'd be like, yeah, this is

486
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Speaker 2: what we do. And but I don't want to do

487
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Speaker 2: I would never do that because if you're twenty, hang

488
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Speaker 2: out with twenty year olds, go to spring break, be broke,

489
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Speaker 2: have the fun you should have at twenty. I look

490
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Speaker 2: at that as a father, I don't want to dude coming.

491
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Speaker 1: In kid is twenty and has like one hundred million dollars. Dude,

492
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Speaker 1: well he's it was a second pick in the draft,

493
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Speaker 1: so he's probably in the fifties. But he's looking at

494
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Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars pay day. Yeah, but there's man,

495
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Speaker 1: what congratulations to though? Oh, that's that what you're supposed

496
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: to stay online. It's just because I don't I don't

497
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: like being a hypocrite. I used to go for the

498
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Speaker 1: older women too, so really, yeah, there's something they've got

499
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Speaker 1: sorcery over us. My wife's saying older than me. It's

500
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Speaker 1: not like the older woman when I was that age too.

501
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, like I don't listen. He know

502
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Speaker 5: what he was doing, she knew she was doing. Congratulates

503
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 5: to both of them. Yeah, hopefully the baby comes out healthy.

504
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 5: But you know, I think, what's what's.

505
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Speaker 1: There's a trend happening though him Michael Jordan's son with

506
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Speaker 1: Larsa Pippen. We are seeing right now, the like the

507
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Speaker 1: fifteen year old fifteen year age gap where the woman's

508
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Speaker 1: the older one. Like if Sharif came to you and said,

509
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Speaker 1: I want you to meet my girlfriend and she's forty

510
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Speaker 1: one years old, he won't.

511
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Speaker 2: She's Maya Angelou and You're like, and I'd be like,

512
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Speaker 2: it's bad. I'm sorry, my Angelou. She's full alive. I

513
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,239
Speaker 2: feel bad. I hope she's still with us.

514
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 5: Apparently we live in a sense of the world now.

515
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 5: So do you think about things before you say.

516
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Speaker 4: I don't.

517
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Speaker 1: I don't.

518
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Speaker 5: My only you could be best friends and my only

519
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Speaker 5: my number brother call me anytime, anytime.

520
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Speaker 1: You want to have the story, the Snoop Dogg story

521
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: when you showed up to a meeting and you realize

522
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Speaker 1: that you could be yourself.

523
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Speaker 5: So we were at the Justin Biebers roast. Okay, Comedy Central, Yeah,

524
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Speaker 5: Comedy Central, we did that roast, and you know I

525
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 5: love Snoop. I love Snoop. Snoop actually taught me aboutable

526
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Speaker 5: lesson be who you are. So you know I'm because

527
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 5: my father's a drill sergeant. It's professionalism. So I'm talking.

528
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Speaker 5: The top execs of Hollywood are there, and they're all

529
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 5: they're all just chilling and them Hello, Hello, Hello. And

530
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: then we start to do the roast and I smelled

531
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Speaker 5: the Snoop and Martha store. They coming out and Snoop

532
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 5: just going crazy talking all he talks and doing what

533
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 5: it does and shaking people's hands and they're loving him,

534
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 5: and I'm.

535
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 4: Like, what is going on?

536
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 5: Like I thought that that was the part that where

537
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 5: you had to hide it and doing He's doing it

538
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 5: on stage during the roast Snoops and they were loving it,

539
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 5: and I was like, you know what, no more, no more,

540
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 5: no more. All the way corporate got like I'm gonna

541
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 5: still be corporate, but I'm gonna be check. I'm similar

542
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 5: to you, but I don't go as well with the joke,

543
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 5: Like you don't get you don't get scared saying saying something, Yeah.

544
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 4: I regret stuff.

545
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Speaker 2: I'll regret that my ANGELU comment, Yeah, I'm certain I will,

546
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 2: Like I'll get we're gonna.

547
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Speaker 1: Put her in the thumb down, but like floating my

548
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Speaker 1: angel Okay.

549
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Speaker 5: Okay, but how come we live in a world where

550
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 5: people can't tell that's a joke.

551
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Speaker 1: I think it's starting to turn.

552
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Speaker 4: It turns.

553
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: It's I think we're in like a one year run

554
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: right now where it's starting to go the other way,

555
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: where comedy is getting a lot more runch, just more honest.

556
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: People aren't as afraid, they're not placating anymore. At least

557
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: that's what it seems like from the outside. I feel

558
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: like I feel like everyone understands your intent. Like if

559
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: we're here with Fauci, I say, wow, it's a different conversation.

560
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the only big guy I could think of,

561
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: but like, but like, that's how stupid I am. I'm like, well,

562
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: Winston Churchill was here the But like I think people

563
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: I always land on. You knew my intent was to

564
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: make you laugh. If it hurt your feelings, I apologize.

565
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: I never had a moment in Chicago. It was all

566
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: black club. It was called Riddles and uh and someone's

567
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: and I've.

568
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Speaker 2: I was like bombing and I've and someone says something, man,

569
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna whoop your or something, and I was like, oh,

570
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: I fought a black guy one time and the room's

571
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,479
Speaker 2: like quiet, and I was like it was at night.

572
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 2: It was a tough fight, like I could barely see

573
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 2: him and the and and I and I was like,

574
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: I'm highlighted by the night sky. Oh, I see there's

575
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: a thumbnail streaking through. I thought it was a shooting

576
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: star and so but like you say it and then

577
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: the room pops and you go, okay, yeah, yeah, it's

578
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: like a weird thing. That's the fun part of comedy

579
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 2: is like taking it chance and having it land and go.

580
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 4: Like I found a black guy and that's funny. And

581
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: then and then this big dude came up to me.

582
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: He's like, you're funny man, and he says something about

583
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't make fun of disabled kids because

584
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: I have a disabled son. I'm dealing with that. And

585
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: he started talking to me about it, and I was like,

586
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: you don't ever want to ruin someone's night, Like that's

587
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 2: not my intent. My intent for you to have the

588
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 2: best night of your life. So I measured it in

589
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 2: my head sometimes especially when I'm taking on stage. But uh,

590
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: but like last night, I was reckless.

591
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 4: I was drunk.

592
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: So you're in Atlanta. You talked about Chicago. You're working

593
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: on another special. Does each city give you something different?

594
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

595
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Atlanta is like Atlanta's like my

596
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: town because all my buddies live here, and like there's

597
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: so much great cultural history here. So like I went

598
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 2: through I just went through Atlanta. But you can't like,

599
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 2: you can't translate. Not everyone knows my wife's from here too,

600
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: and like and so not everyone. It doesn't translate right,

601
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: Like you can do local stuff, but when you do

602
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: a special, you got to you gotta do it for

603
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: the person sitting on the couch, like I don't. I

604
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: have a few rules. I don't mention what city I'm in.

605
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 2: I don't call them up and go, what's up Cleveland,

606
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: because if you're a home, you're like Cleveland. Yeah and so,

607
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: And I tell a joke right away. I ripped my

608
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 2: shirt off. I tell a joke right away. I want

609
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 2: to joke within the first seven seconds of the special.

610
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: And how many Netflix specials do you have?

611
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: I think five? Can I tell you?

612
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: I was gonna tell you that your U s Shaq

613
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 2: and Cedric's All Star Comedy jam Is changed the way

614
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: I did comedy. So it was two thousand and probably six.

615
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: I had George and Ilo were babies. I was sitting there.

616
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: I was not making any money on the road and

617
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: on the list, and this pivotal I was Tommy Davison.

618
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: It was airy spears. It was d Ray Davis and

619
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: another dude and Kevin Hart closed it. Now this is

620
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: so I'm Deray energy, I'm Arie's energy. I worked the

621
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: room and they all did they if you remember this

622
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: roast or this this comedy, everyone came up, worked the room.

623
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: What's up with the pimp hat? Where the girl? Like,

624
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: everyone kind of played the room. And then Kevin Hart

625
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: went up and he talked about his family, and I

626
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 2: was like, that's a weird choice. But then I realized, Oh,

627
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: that's the unifier. Everyone's got kids. Everyone has kids, and

628
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: especially in that room, everyone's about the same age as

629
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: him and their kids at the same age. And I went,

630
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: you don't have to try to be edgy. You can

631
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: just relate to people. And it I mean, I get

632
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: chill bumps thinking about it. But I like, I had

633
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: it on DVR. I used to watch the way he

634
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: came up because he had great energy, but he was

635
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: really relating to everyone, and I was like, Oh, you

636
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: don't have to go up and try to be the

637
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: edgiest guy, which what I was trying to do at

638
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: the time. You need to just talk about your life

639
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: and it'll translate and it there's a few specials I've seen,

640
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: but that one in particular, it just hits you.

641
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

642
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: I ran and said at a restaurant, my mom lost you,

643
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: like lost her. I don't even think she knew who

644
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: it was until like I introduced them. She's she was like,

645
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: oh my god, Cedric, Cedric Cedric. My dad's like, oh Kizzy.

646
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: And and but I told him. I said that that

647
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: that comedy thing changed the way stand up. If you

648
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: look at what I was doing up until then, it

649
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 2: was like horrible jokes. And then my next special, I

650
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: told a story about my daughter putting her finger and

651
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: putting the dog's mouth and and everyone was like, yeah,

652
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: I got crazy kids too, And your life changed.

653
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 4: Man.

654
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: I made so much money off that one kid. She

655
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 2: was she was put I walked into the room. There

656
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: were babies. This is a good story. This is the

657
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: first time I this is the first joke I had

658
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: that took me to where I'm at now. I walked

659
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 2: in there were babies and they're laughing hysterically. I go,

660
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: what's guys, it's early. What's going on. George's like, Daddy,

661
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: you've got to see baby Eyelis trick.

662
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 4: I said, what is it?

663
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 2: She goes, it's better if you see it than if

664
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: we explain it. She goes, showm Aila so isla real quick,

665
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: takes her finger, shoves it up her and puts it

666
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: in the dog's mouth. I'm like, what the She's like, no, no,

667
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: calm down. You don't get it. You don't get I

668
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: go I'm a comedian. I don't see comedy in this.

669
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: She goes, no, the dog doesn't know it. And I

670
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: was like, okay, do it one more time.

671
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 4: I wasn't.

672
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: I wasn't watching the dog like I was watching the

673
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: finger in the son it. By the tenth time, we're

674
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 2: howling and the dog's still taking it. Leanne comes down,

675
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: She's like, what going on? I'm like, you got to

676
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: see baby eye of this new tricks.

677
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 4: She's like, what is it? George?

678
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: And I like, is better if you see it then

679
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: if we explain it you're not gonna get it. So yeah,

680
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 2: and that joke I told good friend of Mi imp

681
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: bag was like, that is where you should be going,

682
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: like talk about your family.

683
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: When when your kids start doing stuff, are you like

684
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: that's material almost immediately?

685
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the struggle is to create it because

686
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 4: like this, so what was.

687
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: The next process, like it happens. You go, there's something there,

688
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: some stuff, and then what's the lab?

689
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 4: Like how does it?

690
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: How do you get in the lab and build out

691
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: that joke?

692
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: So there are many interactions and then and you get

693
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: your interactions and then you try to weave them into

694
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 2: a story.

695
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 4: So I give you a perfect example. I had two bits.

696
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 2: One I just started putting her deodoran in the refrigerator

697
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the and Leanne's like, don't

698
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: even ask.

699
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 4: And then I saw her.

700
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: She took her finger and rubbed it across on the deal,

701
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: rubbed it across the donorant, rubbed it under her nose,

702
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: put it cap. I'm back in the fridger.

703
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 4: What's going on? She's like, mind your own business and

704
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 4: walks away. So I had this joke about that.

705
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: And then one night I ate too many edibles and

706
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: I came into my room in the middle of the

707
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: night and I'm overserved. I mean, I like literally freaking out.

708
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: And she comes up next to me. She's like, hey,

709
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: I'm wide awake, leand's asleep. She goes, do you believe

710
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: in time travel? I'm like, yes, I do. She was like,

711
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: I go why She goes, that's all I need to

712
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: know and leaves, and I.

713
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 4: Was like, what the son? I take those two bits

714
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 4: and I mash them up and I go.

715
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: Now, I'm laying in bed thinking there's a thirty three

716
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: year version of my daughter in her room.

717
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 4: What did he say?

718
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: Did he Okay, your dad's gonna die, but we can

719
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 2: save his life. Take your daughter and put it in

720
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 2: the refrigerator. Time Travel smells like we're gonna run like,

721
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: so you try to mash him up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

722
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: but you gotta like, you gotta be free with it.

723
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: She said something, I'm gonna put this in the special.

724
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: I haven't worked it out yet, so know that it's

725
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: it's empaty. She said something so wild. The other day,

726
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: She goes, why do they still use dogs for canine units?

727
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: I go, as opposed to? She said gorillas. I could

728
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: not stoping laughing at a my visual and this is

729
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: what my now, my job is a gorilla and like

730
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: a helmet with goggles on, with like a vest with

731
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: a vest, and I was get yeah, yeah, they're like cocoa,

732
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: calm down. And then you hear the terrorists going, okay,

733
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 2: that doesn't is that a gorilla? So like I got those,

734
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 2: but then the work is you got. And that's why

735
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: I do shows last night because in a club you

736
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: go brown. When you're an arena, it's very indulgent to

737
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: around I do it.

738
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 4: Man.

739
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: What do you think about the Jake Paul Mike Tyson

740
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 2: fight dis coming. I think it's awesome. First of all,

741
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: he's Mike Tyson, He's Mike.

742
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 4: This is what okay this.

743
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: I can watch videos of him training all the buddy

744
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: it is.

745
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 4: I gets.

746
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: There are a few athletes him being one where they're

747
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: highlight reel gets my card.

748
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 4: Bro, I'm like, what the like.

749
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 2: When they did the he did the dock, ESPN did

750
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: the doc about him and Penny.

751
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 4: Rock Hard Body.

752
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: So you watched Shack Shack with the Delts just I mean,

753
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 2: look the old Shack when you got jacked again. That

754
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 2: was pretty awesome. But like you young with that, like

755
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: just youthful energy, just owning that core. It was so

756
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: awesome to watch dude like white chocolate. Yeah, his highlight reels. Yeah,

757
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 2: he's nice when he I remember the Randy Moss Marshall. Yeah,

758
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: the commercial on Nike that was a screen and you're

759
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 2: like wow. But like Mike Tyson's highlight reels when you

760
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: watch him just duck and then come it is so

761
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: and so like, yes, people go, but is it making

762
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 2: a mockery?

763
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 4: Who cares? I want to see it.

764
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 5: But if you're Jake Paul, you feel good about beating

765
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 5: a fifty seven year old Mike Tyson?

766
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 4: You think he's gonna win? No, I'm just saying if no,

767
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 4: that's a better question.

768
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: Do you think Jake Paul is the favorite?

769
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: No?

770
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 4: I don't think.

771
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: He just said Mike Tyson's fifty seven like he's got

772
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: nothing left.

773
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

774
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 5: I'm saying he's fifty seven towards sixty's. That's what you've

775
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,479
Speaker 5: seen him train. There's power in those. But I'm saying,

776
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 5: if Jake Paul does happen to win, does he really

777
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 5: feel good about beating a fifty seven.

778
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, you dominated a very similar era,

779
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: you're younger than him. Do you think that Tyson can

780
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: knock it out?

781
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 4: I know you can't.

782
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: Of course, Do you think we'll get because like if

783
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: you were training for something, I know that you would

784
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: take no prisoner. Do we think we're gonna get Tyson

785
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 1: trying to knock him out? I know a hundred percent,

786
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: So then I'm in, like that's all you had. That's

787
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: why I'm paying fifty nine. And that first first round.

788
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: If he walks out like old Mike Tyson with the

789
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: music and.

790
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 2: So you don't remember, we remember the energy around him,

791
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson fight.

792
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like I I have always and

793
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: I'll rewatch, just like you were talking about forgetting over.

794
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 1: The entrance was longer than the match, and it didn't

795
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: matter because you're like, we're about to watch the baddest

796
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 1: dude on the planet both for getting two words father time,

797
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: you're being real negative, right, I mean, I'm just saying,

798
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: like if if if we could all do it, I'd

799
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: still be playing Jamal, Like I've seen some Jamal Croppi,

800
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: He's still be playing.

801
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 4: What was saying? What was the thing on your body

802
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 4: that said I'm done?

803
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 5: When I had to pump fake the dunk, I had

804
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 5: to pump fake to get up and uh And then

805
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 5: I look at the stats and I got points.

806
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, this ain't check. This is Dwight Howard.

807
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: That's our time.

808
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 5: I was like no, Like I was in Boston, like

809
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 5: nine points for rebound. I was like, man, I got

810
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 5: to go. So when I got hurt, I was actually

811
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 5: happy I got her. I was like, oh, and then

812
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 5: I was I was at home. I was like, you

813
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 5: got I got a million and a half on this

814
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 5: last year deal. Do I want to do a shack tour?

815
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 5: Do I want to come back? I'm done?

816
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: I love you, I loved the second part of your

817
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: career is more fun than basketball. I think it's been

818
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: so you're such a joy. Like who do you think

819
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: if you had to put it to the room, who

820
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: do you think would be if you could freaky Friday

821
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: body swap with someone? How much fun would it be

822
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: to wake up a shack? I would just be like,

823
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: be like, well, my my feet off the bed, all right?

824
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: Follow follow up question? You swap into prime shack? Oh,

825
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: the first thing I do, get naked and get in

826
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: front of a mirror, checking this body out. I want

827
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 2: to see my feet, I want to see There's so

828
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: much I want to look at.

829
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew that was your answer. I just

830
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: wanted I was gonna say, what's.

831
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 2: The first thing I do. I'm going to and I'm

832
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: posting online. I'm like, hey, Drake, suck this.

833
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Were you intimidated? By the Drake video.

834
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: No, I don't know why he even sings when you

835
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: have a hog like.

836
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 5: That haven't met in my life. I just I just

837
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 5: my twin brother shout a comedy special. Oh my god,

838
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 5: used that a comedy special.

839
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: Uh.

840
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: Now is a perfect time for our segment Ask Doctor O'Neil.

841
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: If you have a question you like to ask Doctor O'Neil,

842
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: you can leave in the YouTube comments for this episode

843
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: or email it to ask Doctor O'Neil at gmail dot com.

844
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 4: And my new counterpart, doctor Burt.

845
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: That is why doctor is here. Shaq is actually a

846
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: doctor Bert. Have you ever been offered a h the

847
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: title of doctor in any way?

848
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 4: Oh? I did Florida State.

849
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 2: I did their arena and they brought me in and

850
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: they were like, hey, we were a present for you

851
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: before you go on stage.

852
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: And I thought I was getting a doctorate.

853
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: They're gonna give me a gollon a cap and they

854
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: gave me the spear, which is so much better that

855
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 2: is and I just went up. This is right before

856
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 2: Donald Trump got in trouble. I went out with a

857
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: spear and let him in the chant.

858
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 4: And I was sockt.

859
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to stay in the nineties.

860
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: I mean, like like another highlight reel Primetime. Oh yeah,

861
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 2: I got I got my guys like my guys. Like

862
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: so you you get to pick your heroes in life

863
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: based on your age and when you're interested in things.

864
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 2: So when it comes to football, all my heroes are young,

865
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: are much older, like Doug Williams, Ricky Bell, Batman Woods,

866
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: Leroy Selman, Me and Joe Green, Terry Bradshaw, Like those

867
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 2: are the guys that was when football was big for me,

868
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 2: when basketball showed up for me. It's Shack Magic, a Bird,

869
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan. But like even some deep cuts like white Chocolate,

870
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: like that was when basketball showed up for me. Comedy

871
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 2: it's like Bill Murray, Chris Farley like that thing. But

872
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: like my sportsman. There are some guys that are like

873
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: that are like my heroes, and Dion's one of them.

874
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: Dion is Shannon E from Chicago s doctor O'Neil and

875
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: doctor Kreischer. My fiance gets mad at me because I

876
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: want him to get a job. He wants to be

877
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: a comedian and an actor, and he thinks that a

878
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: job would get in the way of his dream. I'm

879
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: trying to be supportive, but we have a baby. He's

880
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: not making enough from his talent to help me pay

881
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: the bills and take care of our child. Am I

882
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: wrong here?

883
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 4: Oh? I think get out of his way and let

884
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 4: him follow his dream. I was that guy. I remember.

885
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: I was making seven hundred dollars a week on the

886
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: road when Georgia was born. I don't know why le

887
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: Anne stuck with me. I don't know what she saw

888
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: because I didn't see it. We was seven hund I

889
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: had to pay for my flight and the hotel. Leanne

890
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: was working a job where she paid or we had

891
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: free rent because she worked in the building. And I

892
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: just was like, and then when I started making money,

893
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: I go, do you ever think this would happen? She

894
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I believed in you, and you got

895
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 2: to have that rider Die who's like, that's my guy.

896
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 2: I believe in him, and I am so grateful. I

897
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 2: was a penny stock that multiplied for her, and so

898
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 2: like I would always say, if you don't follow your dreams,

899
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 2: you're not living your life right, you know, And your

900
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: dream doesn't have to be a comedy star. I have

901
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: so many friends that make great money doing comedy and

902
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: they love what they do. Not everyone gets some awesome opportunities,

903
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: but you can just make great money, like great money,

904
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 2: like you can make a million dollars a year being

905
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 2: a comedian. That's great money, great money you can make.

906
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: I remember when I when I made I remember I

907
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: did the math wrong and I was like, I'm making

908
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars a year doing

909
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: stand up.

910
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 4: I got all my dates and Leanne's like, no, you're not.

911
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta pay taxes on that, you gotta

912
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 2: pay agents, and you make it really making like fifty grand,

913
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: And I was like what. But I remember that moment

914
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: of pride of like being like, oh I can, Like

915
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: I still don't really know how much money I make,

916
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: Like I don't buy things. Even if I buy something,

917
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: I gotta go. Can I afford this? And they're like, yeah,

918
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: you know, I look at this out. I will look

919
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 2: at this house. I told you my finance is I

920
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 2: will have a house and bout in Georgia. That is

921
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 2: gonna I will just live there. This is like, this

922
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: is a dream.

923
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,479
Speaker 4: This is a dream.

924
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 1: You need to go see the closet.

925
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: I buddy, if I was gonna creep or break into

926
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: someone's house, it's this house.

927
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 4: I would love to explore it. I would love to

928
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 4: see everything to go upstairs out in front of you.

929
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm Shack, I'm shack, I'm Sack.

930
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 4: I'm Jack.

931
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 5: And I think to add on to that, if you

932
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 5: force a person to do something and they they're not

933
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 5: really doing what they have to be doing, the relationship

934
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,959
Speaker 5: will fail eventually at some point.

935
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 4: So I agree with him. You have to stick with him.

936
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: But times change. Like if you had said, I mean

937
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: think about and this really goes to you. But like

938
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: when you got in the league, if someone had pulled

939
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: you aside. I remember you talking about your I know

940
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 2: a lot about you, but I remember you're talking about

941
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: your first check. You bought your dat a car, you

942
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 2: a car, and then all of a sudden you were

943
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: out of money and you were like, how that happen?

944
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,959
Speaker 2: If you had said to one of the old heads

945
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 2: that ran commentating on basketball at the time, probably some

946
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 2: old white guy like to get tied up and would

947
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: bite checks.

948
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 4: I think was that the guy?

949
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: And so, yes, I'm downtown.

950
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: I want to be the shub so, but if you

951
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 2: had said to them, you know, one day Shaq and

952
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: Charles Barkley they'll be running, they'll be the had they

953
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 2: would have said, no, I don't think so. You look

954
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: at the way sports has changed. Pat McAfee changed the game.

955
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 2: I mean he's like the biggest thing on ESPN. And

956
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: he was a punter like and I mean that with respect.

957
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: One of the Yeah I knew that.

958
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And but but he held for field goals. Oh yeah,

959
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 2: gangster punter, real gangster punter he was.

960
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: He would like punt and then do like the Connor

961
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: walk like. He was the back when personality wasn't fully

962
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: embraced in the NFL. He was the only special teams guy.

963
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

964
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: And but like things change and things evolve, and people's

965
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 2: dreams show up in a brand new way. If you

966
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,479
Speaker 2: told me when I got into comedy that i'd have pot,

967
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: that i'd be launching a vodka, and then i'd have

968
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: podcasts and movies, and I just things change, you know,

969
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: And and so let someone follow their dream and let

970
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: them be happy. You don't need Look. My favorite house

971
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 2: I have is our first one. We bought nineteen hundred

972
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 2: square feet big big or us. When we moved in

973
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: every other house I have, I look back at that house.

974
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: I go that house has so much love in it,

975
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: and you go like that, you don't need millions and

976
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 2: millions of dollars to be happy. You just got to

977
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 2: wake up every morning and be inspired for what you do.

978
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: And you should inspire your wife to do whatever she wants,

979
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 2: and she should reciprocate.

980
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 4: I think good point, doctor, doctor Krascher. You like it.

981
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to end with this. I know that

982
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: coming and hanging out with Shaq, especially for someone like you,

983
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: was a big deal. I want to get the the way.

984
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you've always wanted to say to

985
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: Shack or you've always wanted to.

986
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 6: Ask Shack that this is the perfect time for it

987
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 6: to happen. Before you answer, I give you permission to

988
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 6: say whatever the hell you want to say. No, you start, No,

989
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 6: I'm talking about anyone.

990
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 5: You stand up. You wanted to say anything crazy about

991
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 5: the Shack, You have my permission.

992
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 4: No, I got, I got.

993
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: I honestly that this like I'm a little overwhelmed, like

994
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 2: all my questions are like I think I got them out,

995
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 2: like you know, like I I.

996
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 4: I don't know.

997
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: I just everything about Like when you talk about Snoop,

998
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: he was like he's one of my heroes. You know,

999
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 2: and when you hang out with someone like that like you,

1000
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 2: it's so much better to just shut up and let

1001
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 2: and sink it and drink it in. Like I remember,

1002
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: I was trying to rap Snoop songs back to him.

1003
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: He's like, he was like, I did not say that,

1004
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: and I was like, you sure, and he was like

1005
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: I wrote the song and I was like, you drop

1006
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 2: rhymes like potatoes, and he goes, why would I say that?

1007
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 4: And I go, you said it.

1008
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: I'm certain you did, And then I played the lyric

1009
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: for him and he was saying it back. He's like,

1010
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: I didn't say I dropped rhymes like bombs.

1011
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 4: I saw.

1012
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 2: I thought you said potatoes. He's like why And then

1013
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: got to hang out with Snoop. I'm gonna tell you

1014
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: my favorite Snoop story ever real quick. Yeah, So George

1015
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: and my oldest got caught smoke and I was with

1016
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: Snoop when I found out, and I was like, I

1017
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 2: was on the phone with the ANSL. I'm gonna l

1018
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: that up. We're gonna make her cry that I go,

1019
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 2: where'd you get? She goes, she's a thief too. I

1020
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 2: was like all right, and Snoop looked at me and

1021
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: he goes, no, you're not gonna do that, not to

1022
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 2: my niece. He's like, what's happening with you? Is you

1023
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: got a bunch of feelings as a dad where she

1024
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 2: doesn't need you anymore. She's growing up. That's with your

1025
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 2: head as a man and as a dad. And what

1026
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: you're about to do is take all that broken and

1027
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 2: take it out on her, and they she'll resent you.

1028
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there going, when did you become a doctor?

1029
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: Like I thought we were just gonna spray champagnel and

1030
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 2: and but like so sometimes when you just get to

1031
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: be around greatness, you get to be better. All my

1032
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: questions about Shaq, like I just I just want to

1033
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: get his number and I just want.

1034
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 4: To keep texting.

1035
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 2: You have it, you can text me W I don't

1036
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 2: sleep and you don't sleep for real? No, like how

1037
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: a boy is your sleep? Well it's not as bad.

1038
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: I just I just stay up and smoke my hookah.

1039
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah. I was always telling me, oh, you need

1040
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 5: to take mental time. I'm not taking nothing to help

1041
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 5: me go to sleep. That I was weird thing about

1042
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 5: me and not sleephen though, as I always get six

1043
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 5: seven hours then oh yeah, yeah, So I went to

1044
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 5: bed about four last night, woke up at twelve fifty one,

1045
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 5: and Kim night here at twelve fifty eight.

1046
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 4: Do you listen to podcasts when you sleep?

1047
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 5: No?

1048
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 4: I do?

1049
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: Go this, Yeah, I listen about the Spanish flu today,

1050
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 2: doctor Seuss, the French Revolution. These are all things I

1051
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: slept too, and you retain it in your subconsco. Let's

1052
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 2: kind of like I could give you information, but it's

1053
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 2: not accurate. Like you're like the things I tell you

1054
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 2: in history. You're like, I'm not sure that really happened.

1055
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: I was like the Spanish flu is all started by

1056
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 2: a cook. This next answer is going determinive for best

1057
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 2: friends or not? Are there other life forms?

1058
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 4: Yes or no? Yes?

1059
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 2: I almost got tricked into scientology that way. I was

1060
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: at a party with a bunch of scientologists and I'm

1061
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: and I'm drunk, and they're like they're like, they're like,

1062
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: I go, so you guys believe in aliens? And then

1063
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: the guy's like, well it's not that simple, yeah, and

1064
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: he's like, you know, what do you believe in? I

1065
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 2: go God, and he goes, do you think like Jesus

1066
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 2: was like a dude, and I was like, well, yeah,

1067
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 2: you know. I goes, Yeah, it's up for interpretation. And hecause,

1068
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 2: let me ask you a question. Do you believe in

1069
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: other life forms?

1070
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1071
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: And he goes, so you kind of already believe in Mike.

1072
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: I was like, God, damn it. This how they get you?

1073
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1074
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: I was like, do I get to meet Tom Cruisey?

1075
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: Social media girls over there going this guy?

1076
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: So I've I've mentioned this a few times. It needs

1077
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: to happen. What do you think happens when Shaq goes

1078
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: to the zoo? How if there's one animal that's going

1079
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: to react? You mentioned it earlier trying to get me canceled. No, no, no, no,

1080
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: it's one of our favorite stories. We're gonna go to

1081
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: all the animals are gonna be like, how.

1082
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 4: Did he get out?

1083
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: Wait? Get over here, unlock my cage, bro. So that's

1084
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: what happens.

1085
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, you can't this out

1086
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 2: of this guy is one one of the funniest things

1087
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 2: ever is you guys had you guys had Jeff Ross

1088
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 2: at that roast for them at Smith and he said

1089
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 2: a joke that he goes, I took Zach to Sigfried

1090
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 2: and Royd. The lions were barking at him. I laughed

1091
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 2: so but the fact that Shaq was loving it made

1092
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: it like his his welcoming attitude would be like I

1093
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: love to go to the zoo with him every zoo.

1094
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 2: Go to Gorilla trying to kill me every.

1095
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: Time, run right up to the window, slamming on it.

1096
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: How'd you get out?

1097
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: Willie B's like what, But I love that. The zoologist

1098
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: told you the zookeeper that they think that you're going

1099
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: to challenge them for their women.

1100
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

1101
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 2: Zoo keeper said that zoo keeper was this, well the

1102
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 2: balls on that guy. I think you're coming after their women.

1103
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 2: It was one in Spain. It was to a lot

1104
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: of zoos them.

1105
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 4: I made a grill laugh one time when I was

1106
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 4: on Travel Channel.

1107
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were in a we went grill enclosure Miami

1108
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 2: and he's back there and then he's like, yeah, something

1109
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: about their teeth. If they lose their teeth, they can't

1110
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: mate anymore and they're depressed. And I was like, I

1111
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 2: can make people laugh. There's a video of it. And

1112
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 2: I was like and I started doing a grill impression

1113
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 2: to him, and the grilla went like this, huh. I

1114
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: was like, shut up. I just transcended yeah, I would

1115
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: love a gorilla. Would be awesome, like to have a

1116
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: gorilla shut earing me around when I'm having an anxiety attack.

1117
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 4: He just gets in the bed.

1118
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: Good, he can go with the police.

1119
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: And yeah, let me tell you.

1120
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: I went to the zoo with my daughter when she

1121
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 2: was young, and there was a blind person there and

1122
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: my daughter said, what do you think attracts that person

1123
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 2: to the zoo?

1124
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 4: I said, what do you mean?

1125
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 2: She's like the smells like she can't see anything.

1126
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 4: And I went what she was a child? I was like,

1127
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 4: what kind of brain do you have where that's what

1128
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 4: you saw? Yeah? That stuff.

1129
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's man, she's as like she has a a

1130
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: She's never she'll never get on stage. She is both

1131
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 2: my daughter. Georgia is funnier. Georgia is the reason I

1132
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: can do stand. Like my closing bit for my last special,

1133
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: I went to an escape room. I didn't even have

1134
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 2: it as a bit. I Georgia called from college. I'm

1135
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: on stage.

1136
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 4: I go, what's up?

1137
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 2: Your kid calls you. I answer it, yeah, like what's up?

1138
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: She goes, what are you doing? I said him on stage?

1139
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, are you telling the escape room story?

1140
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 2: I said, no, why she's us Adela. You remember we

1141
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 2: brought Papa there. So went, oh yeah, because you remember

1142
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 2: Papa through Nana into a steamer trunk. I went, yeah, yeah,

1143
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 2: you remember you pass Papa's mouth and I went, oh yeah.

1144
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 2: And the room's popping. I go, wait, wait, wait, slow down,

1145
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: what else happened? Like Georgia is that brain? Isla is

1146
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: just out there, just out there. I had a lot

1147
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 2: of fun with this. Yes, this has been I'm glad

1148
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 2: that you guys got to meet.

1149
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 4: This is beautiful.

1150
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 5: This is like, like I said, I know who you are,

1151
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 5: like I've seen all your job, but I just never

1152
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 5: knew your name because I'm always like this. Yea, so

1153
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 5: it was a pleasure to meet. Yes, you got my

1154
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 5: memory coming in l A. Yeah, you gotta hang out

1155
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 5: if you got any movie I did?

1156
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: I know people get this, buddy cat needs to happen.

1157
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: So either Netflix or Amazon, like y'all need to figure

1158
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: this out.

1159
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 4: If I can get a movie greenlit Monday, dude, let.

1160
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: Me tell you what about what about? You two just

1161
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: go to different zoos in the world, and I don't

1162
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: know exactly what happens after that. That's where the comedy

1163
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: comes in. But like just you guys locked in zoos

1164
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: at night?

1165
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 4: Oh at night?

1166
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, there's something that can happen.

1167
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 4: There's there is a good there.

1168
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: Look, there's a Night at the Museum movie made for this, Yes,

1169
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: where we get locked in a zoo at Yes.

1170
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: Yes, hilarity ensue. Its coming out this fall on Amazon Prime.

1171
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 2: This is, uh, you know, like, out of all the

1172
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: things I've done in my life, and I've done a

1173
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 2: lot of really cool things, I've gotten to hang out

1174
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: with really cool people. This is the Tiewatermark. This is

1175
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: like awesome, man, You're a legend, and it's and it

1176
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 2: really the fact that I even made you giggle a

1177
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,720
Speaker 2: couple of times.

1178
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 4: I'm done. I'm done.

1179
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: But uh Bert bert Bert dot com. Uh, you're going

1180
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: on tour right hop soft World Tour.

1181
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 2: It's an arena tour. I got maybe four more months

1182
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: of it. We're hitting everywhere. You can get my tickets

1183
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: at Berberbert dot com. And then I shoot my special

1184
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 2: in Florida. Uh in Saint Petersburg at the Mahaffe. We're

1185
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: doing win when Winday July third, fifth, sixth, and seventh, I.

1186
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 4: May have to come, buddy.

1187
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: Look, I'll say this right now, Shack wants nothing more

1188
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,720
Speaker 1: than for you to like make fun of him somehow. Yes, please,

1189
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: that's that's what gets him off. He loves me are

1190
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: on stage being like this big dumb idiot, Like, so,

1191
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 1: if you work some Shack material, oh he will show.

1192
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: Uh. Well, I got a pretty good grilla joke I'm

1193
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: working on.

1194
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 4: Yes, let's go viral. Let's do it.

1195
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: If you want to do it in his bathroom to

1196
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: develop the joke more, you can do all that.

1197
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 5: Can I introduce one of your friends. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,

1198
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 5: say hello to Dustin Timberlake.

1199
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 7: Dustin, nice to see you, brother.

1200
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,959
Speaker 4: Thank you all right, Brat, thank you, thank you brother,

1201
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 4: Thank you guys. Hell yeah, yeah, h man.

1202
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: It's a great equalizer. You're just getting naked, and especially

1203
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 2: if you have like a mediocre you.

1204
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 4: Can always blame it on the cold bird.

1205
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 3: M hm