WEBVTT - What Did You Find While Snooping? 0:00:00.150 --> 0:00:04.330 Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. 0:00:07.980 --> 0:00:12.520 Hello gorgeous, welcome back to Untraditionally Lala, the bonus episode. 0:00:12.539 --> 0:00:19.310 I wrote on my Instagram page, what's something you found 0:00:19.410 --> 0:00:21.610 out about your partner by snooping? 0:00:22.579 --> 0:00:24.080 So I liked this one. 0:00:24.300 --> 0:00:26.759 We're going to keep it all under wraps because maybe 0:00:26.780 --> 0:00:30.580 you found something, but you decided to stay with the person. 0:00:30.860 --> 0:00:32.180 Totally fine. No judgment here. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:33.459 Totally fine. 0:00:33.740 --> 0:00:36.809 Easton, have you ever found something by snooping? No. 0:00:37.409 --> 0:00:37.650 Really? 0:00:37.870 --> 0:00:38.690 No, I've only done it. 0:00:38.850 --> 0:00:41.890 Not because you haven't snooped or just because there was 0:00:41.930 --> 0:00:43.809 nothing to find because you date normal people? 0:00:44.330 --> 0:00:46.770 Maybe that. I've only had, like, think, I've only had 0:00:46.850 --> 0:00:49.589 two girlfriends previous to talking to Dubai. 0:00:50.030 --> 0:00:50.310 Okay. 0:00:50.650 --> 0:00:50.909 But. 0:00:51.830 --> 0:00:53.790 My first one was at like 2021, so I didn't 0:00:53.810 --> 0:00:56.300 really care to go through a phone. 0:00:56.310 --> 0:00:59.200 And it was in Utah, wasn't it? Yeah. Everybody knows 0:00:59.270 --> 0:00:59.960 everybody in Utah. 0:00:59.980 --> 0:01:02.280 Yeah, so it's like, I wouldn't get it through a phone. 0:01:02.300 --> 0:01:05.610 I'd get it from... I mean, I think everyone knows it. 0:01:05.620 --> 0:01:09.620 And then my ex, we, yeah, nothing there. Just separated 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:10.399 because of distance. 0:01:10.420 --> 0:01:11.179 Yeah. Yeah. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:11.520 Nothing. 0:01:12.540 --> 0:01:14.160 Nothing. Okay, good. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:14.759 I love that. 0:01:14.819 --> 0:01:16.940 Mom, did you ever find anything about an ex? 0:01:16.940 --> 0:01:22.030 I certainly did. I played detective on Instagram. 0:01:22.310 --> 0:01:27.310 No, for your ex. With my ex? With your exes 0:01:27.350 --> 0:01:30.600 or dad or something. Not with other people. With your ex. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:31.080 No. 0:01:31.220 --> 0:01:31.580 Okay. 0:01:31.780 --> 0:01:33.060 No, not with my husband. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:36.020 Okay, I was like, damn, dad was on Instagram? 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.220 That's weird. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.470 What'd you find? 0:01:40.670 --> 0:01:41.949 No, with your ex. 0:01:41.990 --> 0:01:43.270 Didn't dad have a flip phone? 0:01:43.770 --> 0:01:45.280 No, he got an iPhone at the very end. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:46.280 He had an iPhone? 0:01:46.300 --> 0:01:47.520 Yeah, to help him. 0:01:48.420 --> 0:01:50.020 Yeah, the first cell phone ever. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:50.480 Yeah. 0:01:50.580 --> 0:01:52.100 That was like a dollar a second. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.600 No, and can I tell you, he thought that it 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.670 was a dollar a minute. So if he only, no, 0:01:58.330 --> 0:01:58.860 what was it? 0:01:58.970 --> 0:02:00.590 Yeah, like a dollar a minute. Yeah. 0:02:00.870 --> 0:02:03.510 And he thought, well, if I only talk 15 seconds, 0:02:03.550 --> 0:02:05.470 then it's just 15 cents. 0:02:07.540 --> 0:02:08.639 But now it rounds it up. 0:02:08.660 --> 0:02:09.859 But it rounded to a minute. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.459 If you talk for a second, you're paying for one minute. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.820 His first bill was over $ 1, 000. 0:02:14.540 --> 0:02:15.310 I would die. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:16.160 He did die. 0:02:16.190 --> 0:02:17.340 Oh, my God. 0:02:17.470 --> 0:02:20.390 And then he just kept it as an art. 0:02:20.070 --> 0:02:20.870 Piece after that. 0:02:21.210 --> 0:02:22.450 He was like, looks cool. 0:02:22.930 --> 0:02:23.250 Right? 0:02:23.550 --> 0:02:25.570 That thing was wild. Do you remember the antenna? It 0:02:25.590 --> 0:02:26.590 was like this long. 0:02:26.610 --> 0:02:26.680 Yes. 0:02:26.690 --> 0:02:30.210 Do you still have that phone? Oh, I think we 0:02:30.250 --> 0:02:31.850 gave it away. Oh. 0:02:31.970 --> 0:02:33.430 Are you sure it's not in storage? 0:02:33.730 --> 0:02:34.400 Who'd you give it to? 0:02:34.430 --> 0:02:36.850 Goodwill. Goodwill. Goodwill. 0:02:37.090 --> 0:02:40.250 Lauren, everything went to Savers. You name it, they went 0:02:40.290 --> 0:02:40.550 to Savers. 0:02:40.570 --> 0:02:41.890 They loved us at Savers. 0:02:42.230 --> 0:02:44.620 They knew me by name. We were on a first-name basis. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:46.420 She's back. 0:02:46.820 --> 0:02:47.780 Her coats. 0:02:48.020 --> 0:02:48.700 You name it. 0:02:48.820 --> 0:02:53.000 Oh, that silver fox coat that was gorgeous, but like goodbye. Bro, 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:56.250 whoever walked into that Savers on 33rd made a killing. 0:02:56.260 --> 0:02:57.430 How much do you. 0:02:57.220 --> 0:02:58.709 Think they sold those coats for? 0:02:58.730 --> 0:03:03.180 Probably 10 bucks. yeah ten dollars yeah savers isn't like 0:03:03.220 --> 0:03:06.810 we got something special here's our thousand dollar section no 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.750 it's like this is 30 bucks wow. 0:03:09.810 --> 0:03:13.930 Damn those coats were legit we gave away everything. 0:03:13.530 --> 0:03:15.750 I have a feeling the coats may not have hit that. 0:03:15.669 --> 0:03:18.790 Fucking yeah they probably took i bet if good stuff 0:03:18.830 --> 0:03:19.910 comes in people just. 0:03:19.810 --> 0:03:21.310 Well i asked them i was like because they were 0:03:21.350 --> 0:03:22.889 like oh i love that i was like do you 0:03:23.350 --> 0:03:25.240 just take it and she was like unfortunately we have 0:03:25.260 --> 0:03:27.600 to have it on the floor for 24 hours So 0:03:27.620 --> 0:03:28.559 I was like, where's your car? 0:03:28.580 --> 0:03:29.919 Unfortunately, we have to have. 0:03:29.940 --> 0:03:31.380 Well, I told her that. I said, where's your car? 0:03:32.020 --> 0:03:33.180 She was like, it's right over there. I go, just 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.320 pop the trunk. So she did. And I went over 0:03:35.370 --> 0:03:36.230 and put my shit on it. 0:03:36.710 --> 0:03:37.160 Nice. 0:03:37.250 --> 0:03:38.390 Nobody can tell me now. 0:03:38.630 --> 0:03:40.570 Nobody can tell you now. I love it. 0:03:40.590 --> 0:03:43.310 So that's what, yeah. I didn't do that with the minx, 0:03:43.330 --> 0:03:46.070 but I did it with a couple like tables. They 0:03:46.110 --> 0:03:49.350 like to lamp. They like the whole bunch of shit. Yeah. 0:03:50.010 --> 0:03:52.350 I was just, yeah. Anyway. 0:03:52.370 --> 0:03:54.330 I found a. 0:03:54.290 --> 0:03:56.570 Lot by snooping with exes. 0:03:57.830 --> 0:03:59.869 Mom, I'm so glad that you've never found anything from 0:03:59.930 --> 0:04:00.790 snooping in U2. 0:04:00.990 --> 0:04:01.210 Yeah. 0:04:01.630 --> 0:04:02.890 Wow. Nothing. 0:04:03.010 --> 0:04:03.810 What would that be like? 0:04:04.030 --> 0:04:05.370 Right? 0:04:05.570 --> 0:04:06.650 This person said that they found. 0:04:06.670 --> 0:04:08.670 Well, that's what happens when you date decent people. 0:04:08.870 --> 0:04:09.170 Right? 0:04:09.190 --> 0:04:09.690 Good people. 0:04:10.030 --> 0:04:10.630 Yeah. 0:04:10.650 --> 0:04:11.430 You don't find things. 0:04:12.330 --> 0:04:14.740 Yeah. Back in the day with my ex, she would 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:16.719 just grab my phone. I was like, grab it. 0:04:16.779 --> 0:04:17.299 I don't care. 0:04:17.339 --> 0:04:19.960 She would search things. She could do whatever she wanted. 0:04:19.980 --> 0:04:21.300 Her phone would be there. She'd be like, will you 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.279 look this up? Yeah, or phones. Like, I'd just be driving. 0:04:24.700 --> 0:04:26.660 Look it up. Here's my phone. You can do whatever 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:27.700 you want. You're not finding anything. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.520 Decent people. You don't have to worry about it. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:29.940 Yeah. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.860 No, you're absolutely correct. I'm going to find that decent person. 0:04:33.900 --> 0:04:34.460 You sure are. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.100 Right? 0:04:35.380 --> 0:04:36.440 You damn right. 0:04:36.779 --> 0:04:38.660 Might be when I'm a little bit older, but that's okay. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.279 This person said they, by snooping, they found a credit 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.080 score of 450. Are we in or are we out 0:04:45.100 --> 0:04:45.859 with a credit. 0:04:45.620 --> 0:04:46.219 Score of 450? 0:04:46.220 --> 0:04:46.680 I think I'm out. 0:04:46.700 --> 0:04:47.440 I think I'm out. 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:47.820 450? 0:04:47.820 --> 0:04:50.520 I've never heard of a 450. 0:04:50.950 --> 0:04:53.229 I think you have 650 is even not good. 0:04:53.310 --> 0:04:53.670 Yeah. 0:04:54.390 --> 0:04:57.570 Well, she found a credit score of 450. 0:04:57.570 --> 0:05:00.190 How do you get a 450? 0:05:00.190 --> 0:05:00.490 Yeah. 0:05:00.750 --> 0:05:02.640 Not making a payment for a whole year on it? 0:05:03.190 --> 0:05:05.190 I don't know. It's got to be longer than that. 0:05:05.910 --> 0:05:07.670 You just have a credit card just sitting there and 0:05:07.690 --> 0:05:08.190 just building. 0:05:08.250 --> 0:05:13.430 What's the lowest credit score someone can have? Wow. 0:05:13.730 --> 0:05:13.910 What? 0:05:13.910 --> 0:05:14.600 300. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.200 Is the lowest? 0:05:16.260 --> 0:05:18.750 So he's not bottom of the barrel. He's just floating 0:05:18.820 --> 0:05:19.380 on the top. 0:05:20.170 --> 0:05:23.049 No, he's floating in the middle of the ocean underwater. 0:05:23.790 --> 0:05:26.250 And the highest is 850. 0:05:26.250 --> 0:05:27.109 That's Lisa. 0:05:27.750 --> 0:05:29.390 Lisa's credit score is baller. 0:05:29.490 --> 0:05:30.469 Yep. Yeah. 0:05:30.550 --> 0:05:32.190 I think it comes with age a little bit too, right? 0:05:32.210 --> 0:05:33.150 What would you rather have? 0:05:33.370 --> 0:05:37.150 Someone with a 450 credit score or no credit score 0:05:37.190 --> 0:05:37.469 at all? 0:05:38.690 --> 0:05:40.110 I think I'd rather have no credit score. 0:05:40.130 --> 0:05:40.849 No credit score. 0:05:40.870 --> 0:05:44.640 Because that's something you can build... Yeah. I don't have one. Perfect. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.700 Let's get you a credit card and get you started. 0:05:46.700 --> 0:05:49.820 450 is like, that's your track record and not doing 0:05:49.870 --> 0:05:50.370 very well. 0:05:50.490 --> 0:05:52.330 Like Bob always said, your dad. 0:05:52.450 --> 0:05:55.770 You know what? To everybody with shitty credit, I see you. 0:05:55.950 --> 0:05:57.330 It's fucking hard. Do you have shitty credit? 0:05:57.370 --> 0:05:59.750 No, my credit's not, it's not great, but it's not 0:05:59.870 --> 0:06:04.020 in the sixes. It's over 730, 750 in that range 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:04.659 last time I checked. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:05.180 Is that good? 0:06:06.020 --> 0:06:06.260 Yeah. 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:07.779 Yeah. Okay. 0:06:07.940 --> 0:06:08.580 I wonder what mine is. 0:06:08.580 --> 0:06:11.320 I just have little things that I have to pay down. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.160 And then it'll go up more. You and me both. See, 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.880 but that's where life sucks. And you never know. Who 0:06:16.980 --> 0:06:20.550 knows if this man with a 430 had three kids. 0:06:20.990 --> 0:06:22.909 He got laid off. He had to live off credit. 0:06:22.970 --> 0:06:25.190 And now he's, you know, you never know. I don't 0:06:25.210 --> 0:06:26.630 like to judge people. That's true. 0:06:26.850 --> 0:06:28.130 I regret everything I just said. 0:06:28.150 --> 0:06:28.850 That's an excellent point. 0:06:28.870 --> 0:06:29.290 You never know. 0:06:29.330 --> 0:06:31.710 And some people have to dive into the credit to 0:06:31.890 --> 0:06:34.390 get your baby wipes, diapers. Who knows what you're living in? 0:06:35.220 --> 0:06:39.670 This one's so good. Spending $ 800. 0:06:38.270 --> 0:06:41.020 A month on OnlyFans and in the same breath asking 0:06:41.060 --> 0:06:46.820 for gas money. I don't want no scrub. 0:06:47.140 --> 0:06:50.060 Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. 0:06:50.550 --> 0:06:50.850 OnlyFans. 0:06:50.870 --> 0:06:52.230 Get no money from me either. 0:06:52.330 --> 0:06:54.529 No nothing. Get out of here. 0:06:54.550 --> 0:06:55.290 No guap from me. 0:06:55.290 --> 0:06:57.609 Get out of here, you horn dog weirdo. 0:06:59.870 --> 0:07:01.469 Yeah, OnlyFans, why are you paying? 0:07:01.490 --> 0:07:04.870 What a loser. This is what's out there. People say, 0:07:04.890 --> 0:07:05.590 why don't you date? 0:07:05.830 --> 0:07:08.090 This is what is out there. I don't know. 0:07:08.130 --> 0:07:08.990 I'm telling you. 0:07:09.150 --> 0:07:14.320 I just can't pay for OnlyFans when Pornhub is free. 0:07:14.420 --> 0:07:16.480 Free porn. Free porn. 0:07:16.540 --> 0:07:18.220 And there's a lot of shit out there. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:19.580 There is so much free porn. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.800 So much free porn. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.340 There's more free porn than there is free movies. 0:07:25.390 --> 0:07:25.610 Oh, 100%. 0:07:25.610 --> 0:07:25.790 Yes. 0:07:25.810 --> 0:07:28.950 Because anyone can make it. You like a girl who's 0:07:29.090 --> 0:07:33.000 masked up? Wears a face mask? You could find a 0:07:33.020 --> 0:07:34.640 girl in a pushaisti. You. 0:07:35.140 --> 0:07:37.340 There's a search bar. You can search whatever you want. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.300 Whatever you want. And it's free. 0:07:40.020 --> 0:07:40.940 Free 99. 0:07:40.940 --> 0:07:42.900 And like you don't care about the story? The 23 0:07:42.900 --> 0:07:43.560 minute story? 0:07:43.700 --> 0:07:44.260 Fast forward. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:44.640 Guess what? 0:07:44.660 --> 0:07:45.440 Fast forward. 0:07:45.460 --> 0:07:45.520 Or. 0:07:45.900 --> 0:07:46.740 Didn't like the video at all? 0:07:46.750 --> 0:07:50.290 There's a cut down version that's like five minutes long. 0:07:50.730 --> 0:07:54.050 Choose your favorite part. And even Pornhub, when you're fast 0:07:54.110 --> 0:07:56.920 forwarding it, it has the top spots where most people 0:07:56.950 --> 0:07:59.880 are watching. Totally. Thank you, Pornhub. 0:08:02.900 --> 0:08:04.440 Is this our red flag? 0:08:04.460 --> 0:08:06.880 This might be. Well, I don't know. I just couldn't 0:08:06.900 --> 0:08:08.800 be paying $ 800. Listen to this, girl mom. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.140 This is what's out there. 0:08:12.060 --> 0:08:15.640 He was having an affair with our employee and bought 0:08:15.730 --> 0:08:18.170 her tooth implants. Ew. 0:08:18.790 --> 0:08:20.350 That sounds like a little Vicky Gunvalson. 0:08:20.820 --> 0:08:21.060 Right? 0:08:21.700 --> 0:08:24.600 She got Brooke's new teeth. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.400 That's disgusting. Tooth implants. 0:08:28.430 --> 0:08:29.300 Who do I need to find to get me a 0:08:29.310 --> 0:08:29.490 new teeth? 0:08:29.500 --> 0:08:31.640 That's like where they screw the teeth into the gum, 0:08:31.690 --> 0:08:33.730 isn't it? That's repulsive. 0:08:34.309 --> 0:08:36.490 Isn't it like, what is it when they do that? 0:08:36.510 --> 0:08:38.370 That's like worse than veneers, right? 0:08:38.390 --> 0:08:38.910 Implants. 0:08:39.110 --> 0:08:39.590 Implants. 0:08:39.610 --> 0:08:41.250 I mean, Easton, they literally. 0:08:41.050 --> 0:08:45.910 Put pegs inside of the gum and screw the tooth in. 0:08:46.420 --> 0:08:47.990 An implant. 0:08:48.030 --> 0:08:50.350 Don't they like cut the tooth into like a shark? 0:08:50.370 --> 0:08:52.370 No, that's a veneer. That's a veneer where you still 0:08:52.410 --> 0:08:53.609 have the tooth, but it like. 0:08:53.630 --> 0:08:55.670 Oh, just keep my teeth. 0:08:56.110 --> 0:08:59.449 Yeah, that's horrendous. Sex addiction. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.840 Even searching on Craigslist for hookups. Oh, when you're searching 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.719 on Craigslist, you know. Your friend just had like a 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.920 really weird situation on Craigslist where he went to an apartment. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.360 They told him how to get in and it was 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.819 like super inexpensive and like a gorgeous unit. And then 0:09:15.940 --> 0:09:18.840 asked him for all of his stuff for the process. 0:09:19.020 --> 0:09:19.699 Information. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.040 Personal information. 0:09:21.179 --> 0:09:23.000 And he just felt like something was off. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:27.320 So he looked up the location and the actual listing 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:28.679 agent or whoever. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.620 And they were like, did. 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:31.559 You do it on Craigslist? 0:09:31.620 --> 0:09:31.960 Yeah. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:33.760 It's a scam. 0:09:33.980 --> 0:09:37.420 Saw videos of my partner fucking his employee at his restaurant. 0:09:38.230 --> 0:09:40.270 Oh, no. On the cook's table? 0:09:40.290 --> 0:09:42.569 They for sure broke up. 0:09:44.290 --> 0:09:47.110 Right? Oh, we would hope. 0:09:47.150 --> 0:09:48.470 We would hope. 0:09:49.970 --> 0:09:52.490 He was getting head in the bathroom at the club 0:09:52.510 --> 0:09:53.650 he DJs at. 0:09:54.710 --> 0:09:56.030 Oh, no. 0:09:56.150 --> 0:09:58.080 But usually DJs are such good guys. 0:09:59.960 --> 0:10:00.290 Fuck. 0:10:00.500 --> 0:10:03.300 Saw that one coming, buddy. You're dating a DJ? 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.280 Run. Yeah. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:06.839 What other? 0:10:07.900 --> 0:10:10.160 Name a DJ that's married right now with kids in 0:10:10.179 --> 0:10:11.179 a great relationship. 0:10:11.540 --> 0:10:12.100 Let's think. 0:10:12.740 --> 0:10:15.679 Yeah, you're going to be thinking for days. Look at Diplo. 0:10:16.220 --> 0:10:17.059 Oh, is he out in the streets? 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:18.880 Yeah, he's like, what, 50? 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.020 Oh, does he have a girlfriend or a wife? 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:23.550 No, I think he's just out just being a menace. 0:10:24.110 --> 0:10:24.410 Are we sure? 0:10:24.450 --> 0:10:25.349 Just being a DJ. 0:10:25.770 --> 0:10:26.350 Are we sure? 0:10:26.910 --> 0:10:28.990 I could be talking just out of my ass, but 0:10:29.010 --> 0:10:30.030 I like to believe it's true. 0:10:42.470 --> 0:10:43.330 Oh, this one's good. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:47.330 He was fucking his pickleball partner. No wonder he had 0:10:47.390 --> 0:10:52.630 tournaments every weekend. This kind of reminds me of Weeds 0:10:53.590 --> 0:10:56.890 where one of the guys is cheating on his wife 0:10:57.490 --> 0:11:03.170 with a tennis instructor and she like puts the end 0:11:03.250 --> 0:11:04.650 of the tennis racket into his. 0:11:04.670 --> 0:11:05.910 Butt and stuff. 0:11:05.929 --> 0:11:06.650 Have you seen Weeds? 0:11:07.809 --> 0:11:08.410 Years ago. 0:11:08.630 --> 0:11:09.770 Oh my God, it's so good. 0:11:09.929 --> 0:11:11.229 Yeah, I can't remember that part. 0:11:11.270 --> 0:11:14.520 Paradise Palm or Palm. They were having. 0:11:14.540 --> 0:11:15.040 Paul Morrell? 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.040 Yeah, she was having an affair with her. 0:11:17.059 --> 0:11:18.360 Affair with a tennis pro. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:20.860 Grand Theft Auto. 0:11:20.980 --> 0:11:22.760 I mean, look at Gisele Bundchen. 0:11:23.780 --> 0:11:26.620 Not a tennis pro, but her jujitsu coach. 0:11:27.420 --> 0:11:29.830 Well, there you go. All the sports. 0:11:30.179 --> 0:11:33.510 All the sports. So now I've put something onto my list. 0:11:33.550 --> 0:11:34.510 He cannot have. 0:11:34.530 --> 0:11:35.329 He. 0:11:34.970 --> 0:11:35.670 Cannot be athletic. 0:11:35.690 --> 0:11:36.689 He cannot be athletic. 0:11:37.670 --> 0:11:38.650 Let's see, golfs. 0:11:38.690 --> 0:11:40.290 Golfs. Oh, no. 0:11:40.450 --> 0:11:42.310 Golfers are the worst. 0:11:43.309 --> 0:11:44.950 I don't know much about the golfers. 0:11:45.610 --> 0:11:50.030 Men who have golf as a hobby, I'm. 0:11:49.190 --> 0:11:50.689 Good on you. Well, Tiger Woods. 0:11:50.710 --> 0:11:51.630 You're going to become upset. 0:11:51.710 --> 0:11:54.050 Well, Tiger Woods. He had a wife and he was 0:11:54.220 --> 0:11:57.460 playing 18 holes, if you know what I'm saying. 0:11:57.540 --> 0:11:59.900 He is a real lunatic. But mom, come on. 0:11:59.960 --> 0:12:03.559 Think about all the golfers we know who are not professional, 0:12:03.580 --> 0:12:04.340 but they love golf. 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:06.420 He goosed you. 0:12:08.620 --> 0:12:10.060 Yeah. Who? 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:11.360 The guy who goosed you. 0:12:11.580 --> 0:12:12.940 The guy that I fell in love with? 0:12:14.110 --> 0:12:14.800 You're right. 0:12:15.410 --> 0:12:17.570 Yeah. X to the golfers. 0:12:18.030 --> 0:12:18.589 Yes. 0:12:18.770 --> 0:12:23.770 It is a.... 0:12:21.670 --> 0:12:22.630 It's exactly right. 0:12:23.710 --> 0:12:28.490 My ex had a used strap-on under his sink. 0:12:31.790 --> 0:12:34.480 I don't know. So many thoughts going through my mind. 0:12:35.380 --> 0:12:35.980 Just get out. 0:12:36.020 --> 0:12:36.600 His ex. 0:12:38.790 --> 0:12:40.970 Well, yeah, I'm sure it's the ex now. 0:12:42.230 --> 0:12:43.309 Partner at the time. 0:12:43.330 --> 0:12:48.730 Look at my face. Nothing to say. We can move on. 0:12:49.510 --> 0:12:53.030 Found out my ex-boyfriend had an online boyfriend. He met 0:12:53.110 --> 0:12:54.010 on a gambling site. 0:12:54.330 --> 0:13:00.010 You guys are all of these my ex. Feels oddly familiar. Right? 0:13:00.380 --> 0:13:01.900 We've all dated him. 0:13:02.740 --> 0:13:03.550 Sounds like it. 0:13:03.580 --> 0:13:06.340 He's making the rounds. Oh, my gosh. 0:13:06.929 --> 0:13:11.830 He was trying to get happy ending massages on Craigslist. 0:13:12.270 --> 0:13:13.370 There's that Craig again. 0:13:13.390 --> 0:13:14.990 There's that Craig again. 0:13:15.050 --> 0:13:16.910 No good can come from Craig. 0:13:17.450 --> 0:13:18.690 Stop going for Craig. 0:13:19.150 --> 0:13:21.370 He was planning on meeting the girl he lost his 0:13:21.429 --> 0:13:23.470 virginity to to practice having sex. 0:13:25.380 --> 0:13:27.650 Babe, I just wanted to be better for you. I 0:13:27.670 --> 0:13:31.590 just needed to practice. That's actually fucking genius. I didn't 0:13:31.610 --> 0:13:33.920 want to come in and disappoint you, so I was practicing. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.060 If they came in and they weren't very good and 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:37.699 then I found out that they were sleeping with someone 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.930 else and he said I wanted to practice, I'd be like, all. 0:13:40.830 --> 0:13:41.360 Right, I'll let it go. 0:13:43.350 --> 0:13:45.050 But if you liked the guy, wouldn't you be like, 0:13:45.309 --> 0:13:46.590 why didn't you practice on me? 0:13:47.030 --> 0:13:47.550 It's a joke. 0:13:47.990 --> 0:13:48.980 I don't know if it is with you. 0:13:48.990 --> 0:13:53.740 I'm so territorial. Are you joking? Are you joking? 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:57.240 I either don't give one damn and I'm like, I 0:13:57.260 --> 0:14:00.120 don't care. Or I'm like, that's how I know if 0:14:00.179 --> 0:14:02.500 I like somebody, you know, look at my mom. She's 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.140 looking at her microphone. Like don't comment. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:04.880 Don't comment. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:08.400 Don't comment. When Lisa doesn't make a word, you know, 0:14:08.420 --> 0:14:10.020 she doesn't want to get involved. You know she's silently judging. 0:14:10.660 --> 0:14:14.219 When you're talking, I go into scenarios and into. 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.380 Oh, like that one time this happened. 0:14:17.420 --> 0:14:19.470 Yes, she does turn into a psycho. The judgmental scenario 0:14:19.530 --> 0:14:20.270 she's going through. 0:14:20.390 --> 0:14:21.210 She goes into judgment. 0:14:21.670 --> 0:14:23.830 He loved to watch anal porn. 0:14:23.590 --> 0:14:24.630 And we never did that. 0:14:25.390 --> 0:14:25.710 Anal? 0:14:26.490 --> 0:14:27.710 He wanted to watch it? 0:14:28.670 --> 0:14:31.740 Okay, I'm going to play anal's advocate here. 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:33.140 Can we move on? 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:39.310 I don't hook up with women, but you'll definitely see, like, 0:14:39.370 --> 0:14:40.210 girl-on-girl porn. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:43.900