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Speaker 1: that's same segment. Uh, different iteration The Masters this weekend.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of what I'm doing. How I didn't watch

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Speaker 1: I did it. There you go. You guys can shut up.

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Speaker 1: You guys can shut the cup up. I'm gonna try

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Speaker 1: and go through and bleep some of this stuff out.

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Speaker 1: Probably should, probably should. Also, if you guys, have you

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Speaker 1: gotta follow Big John Golf on Instagram? Is fog it up? Man?

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Speaker 1: Man enough to admit it, man enough to show at

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Speaker 1: all heart all fog dude is hilarious. He like gets

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Speaker 1: baked and drinks a shit ton of alcohol and goes

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Speaker 1: on runs. It motivates you to run, but at the

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Speaker 1: same time, it motivates you to eat a lot of food. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: this has been it. If you hated it, man, make

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Speaker 1: fun of me all over the Facebook. I finally did it,

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Speaker 1: so you guys can just shut up. Okay, It's like

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Speaker 1: you see Colin Cowherd, Man, I always thought I could

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Speaker 1: do a podcast by myself, legendary. Oh it's not that easy, man.

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Speaker 1: You gotta actually form analogies, opinions. I did a decent

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Speaker 1: job of it. I gotta go put in the commercial sales.

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Speaker 1: Keep this podcast to float. Otherwise none of these commercials

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Speaker 1: would have aired and we would have lost like ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: So you owe me, Owe me, You're lucky, lucky. I

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Speaker 1: did this, man. And also at the Master's final rant,

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Speaker 1: I'll do the final ramp. I'm off the recording. Stop. Okay, yeah, So, like, guys,

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Speaker 1: get this like so the Masters, I mean, get these

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Speaker 1: fucking clowns out of here. I love McAfee, love him,

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Speaker 1: but get Mackie the out of the matt like McAfee drink,

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Speaker 1: Get him the out of the Masters. Get in the

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Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer's at the Masters. Get him the fuck out

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Speaker 1: of the Masters. Kelsey, get Kelsey sucking off of Pimento cheese,

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of the Masters. Like keep the pageant,

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Speaker 1: try of the Masters. Hell even got you got kept

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Speaker 1: fucking mounting Sims his chick man, keep them pageantry of

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Speaker 1: the Masters. You know, got the meta glasses and stuff. Guys,

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Speaker 1: get geting Pat McAfee out of the Masters. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: it the old rich folk nobody can get in. There's

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Speaker 1: a lottery. It's only through that. I mean, we would

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Speaker 1: never be able to go. We can't take Wednesday, Thursday,

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Speaker 1: Friday off. Sorry, you don't need to see Travis Kelcey

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Speaker 1: King without a phone, the guy that looks weird as

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Speaker 1: Get him the out of the Masters. Get this influencer.

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Speaker 1: Get these tic tackers out of the fucking Masters. Man.

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Speaker 1: I want to see a ninety year old lady that

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Speaker 1: owns property and she's able to get in, and you

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Speaker 1: know that never sold her property. I want to see

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Speaker 1: an old ass dude and dockers and a Master's hat.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see this going Azalea over the

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Speaker 1: front of the cap. They're doing this new age type

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Speaker 1: hats and stuff in the pro shop. Get it the

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Speaker 1: fuck out of here. I want to see. I want

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Speaker 1: to see Masters the outline of the US with the

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Speaker 1: golf flag in Augusta. This is Zalia. Get across the

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Speaker 1: bill of the cap. Get it the fuck out of

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Speaker 1: the Masters. Man, you got Gator, get our boss. He

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Speaker 1: somehow had some loophole how he got to go. Man,

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Speaker 1: Come on, guys, I mean, what's next, dude? Sore losers

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Speaker 1: at the Masters Arnold at the Masters. Get him the

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Speaker 1: fuck out of the Masters. Keep it the rich dockers,

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Speaker 1: folks with tucked in shirts. You know, they got palm

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Speaker 1: pilots that are allowed. They are a CEO. They own

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Speaker 1: stock that I'm going to buy an option in and

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Speaker 1: want a ton of money. Hipsters. Get the tic tackers

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Speaker 1: out of the fucking Masters. Send their ass to Coachella.

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Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. Get them out there. Man, the

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Speaker 1: guys with their tattoos and they got their shirtless and

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Speaker 1: they got a twenty four pack of bood lattes HLT

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Speaker 1: pants that are all like big ash, Get them the

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Speaker 1: out of the Masters. Get them to Coachella. They're over

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Speaker 1: there riding around golf carts and palm springs, getting faced,

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Speaker 1: going and watching a band high on edibles. Get them

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Speaker 1: out of the Masters Coachella. Man, you got all you got?

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Speaker 1: All the tick attackers are out there, all the dudes

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Speaker 1: that don't have jobs that are eventually going to try

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Speaker 1: and do some steroids, eventually be a semi fake CEO

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Speaker 1: of a the brand that goes belly up. Get them

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Speaker 1: out of the Masters. Man fortune, five hundred company owners

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Speaker 1: at the Masters. Rich people, maybe you got lucky in

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Speaker 1: a lottery all I mean, if you're a gen Zer,

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Speaker 1: if you TikTok school, if you're at six seven, get

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of the Masters