WEBVTT - Night Call Museum 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.640 It's in Ny and they there to make your nightca 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.760 Hello and welcome to Night Call, a podcast for your 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.120 strange days and lonely nights. I am Tess Lynch. That 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.560 was my son Emmett special guesting on this episode. I'm 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.959 here in Los Angeles with Molly Lambert and in New 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:41.239 York Emily Yoshida. Thank you Emmett. I wish he was 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:45.360 like our Don Pardo our show. He's available. He was 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.120 going to take a I really pushed him to take 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:51.519 podcasting as an extra curricular, which bizarrely is offered at 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:57.080 his school, and he was like, no, thank you. He's like, 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.680 I'll just have some thoughts for a while before I'm 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.360 for to monetize them. Or he's like, actually, you don't 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.720 have to go to school for podcasting, mom, as you know, yes, 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:09.600 and he can get into the podcasting empire through nepotism. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.399 So it's okay. Because did you prove to him that 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.960 you were a DJ through the photos of our last life? 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.320 Still doesn't believe me. Didn't you show him that you 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:18.880 were like throwing your hands in the air like a 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.800 cool DJ. Molly took a lot of pictures of me 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.840 where I look like I'm having so much fun and 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.600 you are so nervous, But I really did have had 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.000 a great time, and we should plug. We should Yeah, 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.640 And now we're going to have another night Call live 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:35.640 event at gold Diggers on February five. Mark your calendar's 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.479 lab and I'm there and I'm going to be there 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:44.600 in person time. It's a Valentine's Nightcall extravaganza. I have 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.840 an important question, Emily. Last time you were DJ ghost 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.080 DJ because you weren't there. Are you now going to 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.160 come up with a new DJ name or are you 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.840 still going to be DJ ghost DJ? Yeah, I gotta 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.680 figure out my actual DJ name because I've had several 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.200 over the course of the years, but I feel like 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.600 I need a fresh one for this this run of 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.560 my career. So I'll think about it. But you know, 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.520 when I used to play radio when I was a kid, 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:09.679 because of course I did, My my DJ name was Eminem, 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.320 but it was before Eminem was a Reppert. So test 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.440 went through a lot of potential DJ names before so 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:21.200 many settling. I love DJ sinking feeling. That's a great 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.200 jinking feeling. It's great. What were some of the other ones? 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.680 Personal TJ meet Sandwich DJ Meet Sandwich was a close second. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:30.200 I was very distressed that DJ Clams Casino was taken. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.120 It was like Clams Casino and I was like, that's 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.040 already a producer and you were like what. I was 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:39.200 so upset in my mind. I've been DJ Clams Casino 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.920 for such a long time, but DJ sinking feeling it's 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.000 like modern and appropriate to the incarnation of me that 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:51.160 exists now. So I'm thinking for life, you've been DJ 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:57.120 for a long time. It's my my true spirit, true self. Um. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:00.120 Speaking of my true self, I honored my true self 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:04.240 by going on a weird trip to a museum when 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.880 I was in the Bay Area this past week that 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.440 I wanted to talk about Night Call because it was 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.600 such a night call place to be. A friend of 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.440 the podcast Sarah Johnson told us about it. It's a 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.840 fisherman's war. If it's called the muse a mechanique, and 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:22.440 it is, I think mostly a Playland memorabilia museum. I'm 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.520 not sure if all this stuff comes directly from Playland, 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:28.799 which was the weird old boardwalk arcade amusement part kind 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.760 of thing at the Pier in San Francisco at the Wharf. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:36.680 But this is just a bunch of weird old arcade machines, 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.920 sort of like predating gaming. Even do you know when 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.360 they're from like six or something. No, I think they're 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:48.040 from the twenties and thirties, is my impression. There is 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.080 one at the door that's the Laughing sal which is 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:55.880 like a famous carnival thing that's just a terrifying, like 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:01.200 large animatronic sort of scary looking men who just laughs 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.600 just like jiggles and laughs. It's kind of like the 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:08.760 stuff from like big sideshow stuff sides definitely like the 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:12.320 weird dark underside of that stuff for sure. Like you 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.480 walk in the museum and the first things you see 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.920 are like, watch these zoo tropes of the San Francisco 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:22.960 fire and earthquake of nineteen o six. We like what 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.560 they had instead of disaster movies. Yeah, and like some 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.120 you know, kind of silicious stuff, but less of that 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:34.200 than I expected and just more weird animatronic machines. The 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.120 museum is free to go to, but everything costs like 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.120 a quarter. A couple of machines that cost more than 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:43.200 that that I didn't get into. But there's a lot 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.640 of like weird dioramas where you put in a quarter 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.560 and they kind of like move around a little bit. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.760 So there's one that's like just like people exploring with 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.840 a form that just got invented, being like we can 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.599 make anything into a weird mechanized miniature, kind of like 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.320 a flea circus, but a doll flee. Well, there was 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.240 one that was very a flea circusy because it was 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:05.080 a toothpick carnival. And my friend was saying, you can 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.960 see that the inside of the glass hasn't been cleaned 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.760 in like a hundred years. There's definitely like you spend 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.120 a little time in there and then you're like, I 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.719 have to go outside. I have to be in the sunlight. Again. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.760 This is reminding me of the Pike Place Market, and 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.839 I think a lot of the funkier stuff there's is 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.360 not there anymore, but there used to be a lot 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.360 of that kind of stuff, like yeah, looking through some 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:27.200 little goggles to see a little diorama and something like 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:31.400 kind of fake freak show type peep show things where 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.920 you could like look inside and see like a headless 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.040 woman or something like that. Okay, well, funny you should 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:40.360 say that, because the thing that I found really scary 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.920 and dystopian and reminded me that like it's always been 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:48.719 dystopian is that they had these machines of executions that 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:54.200 we're doll executions, and there were four of them, like 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.440 they saw the first one and I was like, this 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.280 is crazy, but like in a weird way makes sense. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.719 And then I was like, oh, there's a bunch of these. Um, 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.680 I've never heard of this in my life. I watched one. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.760 It was like, watch this like genuine old timey British 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:13.359 execution with like a priest reading the last rites and 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.560 then it's like a castle. You put the corner and 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.359 then like the doors open. You see this little like 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.120 priest next to this guy who's like kneeling and he 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.320 reads the little last rites to him, and then a 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.200 door opens in the basement and the guy gets hung. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.200 But it's a puppet. It's a puppet. It's a doll. 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.000 And I watched it. I was like, wow, I wish 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:36.680 I hadn't watched that. And then later on Johnny, my 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.279 boyfriend was like, oh, there's a guillotine. Listen to that 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.040 one too, and we watched it and there was like 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:45.320 a tiny little guillotine. It's like a little puppet execution. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:49.720 It's terrifying. That's horrible. But it's weird because you're like, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.320 I spent money on this because I wanted to see 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.279 and then I saw, and then I couldn't unsee. But 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:59.000 something about watching like dolls execute each other. It's also 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.640 bizarre because who who accept us is that kind of 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.920 museum catering to if it offers that which, like even 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.920 was too much for you. I just imagine kids going 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.320 in and being like, oh cool, let me uh no, 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.960 there's like kids like to get creeped out by that stuff. Yeah, 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.160 I think maybe we underestimate because I certainly remember being 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.680 kind of creeped out and made uncomfortable, but in like 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:25.240 kind of fun way. But the whole Fisherman's Wharf, like 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.400 it has that weird boardwalk Carnie kind of atmosphere. Even 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:33.520 sometimes when they try to like sanitize and city walk 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.880 places like that, there's just like such an undercurrent of 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:42.000 haunted noush And this museum is so super haunted and 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.920 you should go there because it's great. Um, except if 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.400 you spend money on seeing. Yeah, you can go in, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.760 but you won't see anything unless you have a bunch 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.320 of quarders. You can go get your quarters, you can 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.520 never really check out. No, there is one machine my 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.240 friend seremon or hand, and there's this thing that was 0:07:56.280 --> 0:08:00.920 like a Roman like fortune telling machines. And there was 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.040 one that was like a Roman coin on the wall 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:06.040 with a mouth, and my friend like put her hand 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:07.840 in it, and I was like, I can't believe you're 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.280 putting your hand in there, like you could just like 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.960 chomp down on your hand. Well, you had just seen 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:18.160 the guillotine. Totally true. Yeah, Well, we love a haunted 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:24.920 museum at Nightcall. We're connoisseurs of a good museum. This 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:29.440 was very actually museum on the rock seeming oh house 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.400 on the Rocks on the road. Yeah. Yeah, And we've 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.800 talked about it several times also with the the Black 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:41.480 Mirror episode the Black Museum. I think we're a fan 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:46.920 of the kind of homemade museum, and we wanted to 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.760 induct a few special things near and dear into our 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:56.200 heart into our own Nightcall Museum as a special end 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:59.199 of your treat for all of our listeners who've been 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.760 with us for the almost year that we've been on 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.800 the air. We're not quite ready for our Our first 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:07.400 anniversary was somebody was treating recently when they were like, 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.160 was this the same year that Paddington two came out? 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.520 And I was like, yes, yes, because that was one 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.240 of our first episodes. That's crazy. But I was like, 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.439 this has been the longest year in history, but we 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.199 really measured it in Night Calls. At the same time, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.800 I feel like Pattingtons came out yesterday, so it's like 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.480 both feelings. Well, it's timeless, and I'm glad it's available 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.839 this Christmas treat now for everyone who didn't catch it 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.120 the first time around. But somebody else was saying, like, 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.439 did did the movie I Feel Pretty come out this year? 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.080 And I was like yes because Emily, you and I 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.520 saw it together in Times Square and I was They 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.080 were just like, how did all of these things happen 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:46.320 this year? Like anything? Uh, it feels ancient. It's the 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:50.200 end times, so time is stretching and contracting. But let's 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.079 make our own museum while we can. Hall of Fame 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:57.120 for Night Call virtual for now unless we get that 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:04.080 big grant. Uh. We've picked a few things we think 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:07.360 fall into our ven diagram of the things that we 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.440 all enjoy that we think all night callers enjoy um 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.000 and just put them on a special shelf of the mind. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:18.680 So with that, this is the first ever Night Call 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:28.439 Hall of Fame. So for our first inductee. Night Call 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:34.199 is not a podcast that necessarily condones or promotes, or 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:40.199 UM endorses any particular diet. But I feel that over 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.040 the last year the three of us have all kind 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.920 of come down on UM, at least with the agreement 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:51.640 that we will not eat a certain creature anymore. Also 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:56.240 just out of honor and respect for this creature. This 0:10:56.280 --> 0:11:00.120 creature is perhaps the most iconic of cephalopods, and and 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:04.720 it stalks the night see changing colors and adapting to 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:08.400 its environment in a beautiful way. It is a monster 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.680 that haunted my dreams, a sea monster that haunted my 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.439 dreams from a very young age. So I will always 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.600 have respect for this creature. UM. They are also great 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:22.120 viral stars UM. There are many good videos of UM, 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:27.079 this year's inductee getting into into and out of jars particularly. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:30.000 I think we have to honor that, and so this 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:34.040 year eighteen I would like to induct into the Night 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:46.479 Call Hall of Fame. Occupy. Also, they're probably aliens unilat 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.040 to mention. I think that's why they are the most 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:54.360 Nightcall of all animals. They are aliens that swim among us, misunderstood, 0:11:54.760 --> 0:12:00.120 strange looking, probable aliens who like to collect things, have 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.720 senses of humor, and you shouldn't so I I have 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.760 been reading a bit about um octopi or octopus is 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.520 actually in this in this book that I read that 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:12.600 is by ah Um. He's both the philosopher and Um 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.199 a scuba diver. He refers to them as octopuses, So 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.920 I don't know if octopi is incorrect in the scientific community. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.600 I like the way octopi sounds, so that's why I 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:24.080 said that. But they and also I was reading about 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.040 this about raccoons also, which I feel like are maybe 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.520 like a runner up or maybe next time for for 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.880 for the night Call Hall of Fame. Raccoons their their 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.560 hands are like antenna and an octopi or like that too. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.760 Like most of the information they get about the world 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.680 comes from their tentacles. That's where they're just like so 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.520 active and they feel like they have minds of their own. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.280 Uh is just because that's where so much of the 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.680 brain activity is. Like they have neurons in there in 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:54.000 their tentacles, which is cool. Um. When you do see 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.080 a video of a raccoon that like kind of feeling 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:59.520 things out. They've kind of got this like grabby grabby thing. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:03.160 It is because they're getting information through their little raccoon hands. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:08.320 I've started referring to them exclusively as trash cats. I 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.440 endorse that name to be used more broadly. I've heard 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:18.160 trash pandas also interesting. I endorsed both trash Panda. Yeah. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.880 I saw two really big raccoons a cross the street. 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:23.280 I think it was right after our last night called 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.120 Live of hen was very magical. They were like helping 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.480 each other cross the street. Do you guys have any 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.880 particularly favorite octopi or ones? You know, they don't need 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.480 to be famous, but maybe ones that you had an 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:37.440 encounter with or watched a video of any to call 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.559 out specifically. I have a tragic thing that Molly I 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.640 think we've already talked about it. Molly sent us the 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.959 saddest article in the world that I posted on the 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:51.520 Nightcallers Facebook group of like the mother octopus like cannibalizing herself. Um, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.200 and that was I'll never forget that. I wish I could. 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:56.720 I wrote a short story once about an octopus that 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.839 was rejected every place I submitted It still man, it 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.800 still slaps. I was going to go on a side 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.720 tangent about cuttlefish, but I won't because they're not the 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.480 same thing. Cauttle Fish are amazing too. I mean we 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.360 we like all cephalapods. I think that's safe to say. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.480 They're okay by us. But I feel like the reason 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.840 I don't eat them isn't necessarily just because I respect 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.800 them so much. It's also because I'm not into their 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.360 texture for food to rubbery. Yeah, I mean I've eaten 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:26.480 calumary like I do. You see, I'm not into the 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:30.800 columulary squid. Yeah, yeah, the same. They're definitely the same. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.240 It's it's different, but it's different. But their tentacles yeah, 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.680 big gear for tentacles, guys, really big ear for tentacles. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:43.240 Tentacles are only going to get bigger and bigger. So 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:47.880 congratulations to octopi octopuses, however you want to say it. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.400 You will be you'll have a special place in the 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.320 Night Call Hall of Fame. Yeah, we will be happy 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.000 to serve the octopi when they take over. Not but 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:11.560 not literally, so we're not really serving octopied not guys. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:16.640 We've discussed this, uh, this place a lot over the 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.760 past year. It's a place. There are many of them, 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.880 but it's always really the same place. It's always right 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:26.320 where you expected to be, and you always know that 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.520 when there's nowhere else, it feels like the right place 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:35.560 for you. This place has its doors open, ladies and gentlemen. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:40.240 It's the twenty four hour diner, a dying day, dying breathe. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:44.240 I really thought you were going to stay cheers. That's 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.680 why I was trying to do. It is wherever nobody 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.880 really knows your name. In fact, that's a plus. I 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.480 don't want to go to a place where everyone knows 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.000 my name, because usually when I go to a diner, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:16:00.400 I'm just like getting away from some other the cloak 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:05.280 of fried um. Someone chimed in. Recently, we were talking 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:09.520 about a twenty four hour diner in Cconk, Massachusetts. I 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:14.080 think it was. Two listeners very uh generously reminded us 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:18.360 of the name Bickford's Bid and we heard that it's 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.720 been kind of redone and fancified, and that it's kind 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.880 of lost some of its chime. I don't care if 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:25.720 it's still twenty four hours, and actually I'm not sure 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.960 if it was actually twenty four hours, because Fred sixty two, 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:33.120 for instance, Lose Feel is quote unquote twenty four hour diner, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.560 not actually four Oh, I think so. I think they're 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.760 closed at four until seven. They take a three hour break. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.880 I believe like a lot of diners that are supposedly 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.640 twenty four hours will also take a break if there's 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.400 like no traffic at a certain point, as they should. Yeah, 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.960 as long as you're kind, you're if you're almost twenty 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.040 four hours, I'll give it to you. Fatburger. Also, I 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.160 think closes at like four. Bob's Big Boy, I believe 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.120 is the full two four. Yeah, there's some and is 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.880 a Norm's opening in the valley that will be twenty 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:09.760 four hours supposedly really great uh specials really yeah, there's 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.000 like the lesson I went through, there were all these 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.320 seniors there to get the senior special, and my friend 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.920 was like, this is the best argument for getting old. 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:23.119 I've ever like this looks awesome. I feel like senior 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:25.639 specials are always the right amount of food too. I 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.639 had the same experience last night when I tried to 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:32.320 go to the local Italian restaurant at like seven pm 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.800 and they were like, we are all booked up Sunday 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:38.600 night at seven pm? Are you kidding me? Was actually 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.679 the Columbos Columbos, the jazz club and Italian restaurant in 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:44.680 Eagle Rock that we also would put on the Hall 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.199 of Fame if everyone had been there, which I have 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.600 not been there, but well, you'll love it. It's like 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.200 a David Lynch movie. Inside, it's like red velvet curtains, 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:58.240 a weird painting of val Pacino um and a kind 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:03.520 of uh, you know, like a lounge e caparet music 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.760 vibe of local local musicians. Are twenty four hour places 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.760 really going away? Are they endangered? I? I personally don't. Well, 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:15.760 you live in never sleeps, never at a twenty four 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.199 hour diner, even though in the afternoon I was not 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:20.760 taking advantage of the twenty four hours. But I do 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:23.760 like the fact that even if it's not, you know, 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:26.159 late at night, they'll still let you sit there forever 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:31.639 and ever evening close. Do you ever go to French Roast? 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:34.639 Isn't that the twenty four hour diner on the corner 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:39.280 of eleventh and sixth I don't. I've ever been there before. 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.919 I got a Connecticut muffin franchise. It is it's like 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:46.480 a bougie twenty four hour It's it was like the 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.320 place in college where you're roaming around and it's like 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:50.879 three in the morning and you're like, let's all go, 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.119 we're so drunk, let's go eat some French onion soup 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:58.000 and terrible. There's a place like that in Manhattan Beach 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.080 called the Kettle that I feel like. It's also I 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.399 think the cattle is twenty four hours, like where they're like, 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.960 it's five am. Wouldn't you like some hot onion soup 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:10.560 melted on it? In a way, yes, I would. To 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.879 Keel his shots, It's like, please do not get French 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:18.919 onion soup. God. I mean I think when do Pars closed, 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.720 I think that that right, the one in the Farmer's 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.680 market whatever. That one's like fake. I know that people 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.639 don't respect that one, like everyone all of the like 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:34.440 you know, seventy year old men who like really feel 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.400 like they know l A will be like, no, that's 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.280 the Dow Pars, that's the Dow Parts. They're just totally wrong. 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:42.120 It was the Valley dew Pars. Last time I was there, 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:47.280 I think we saw Ian zerringh uh, Steve Sanders and 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.600 then I was like, who is that cool couple over 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.040 there that are like very engrossed in each other, And 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:56.119 then when they were leaving, I was like, it's Delta 0:19:56.160 --> 0:20:03.760 Burke and oh my god, whoa. It was amazing experience. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.080 At least glad to have that memory. Yeah, everybody should 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.679 pick one diner their faith, and in the realm of 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.280 the twenty four hour diner, I guess Norms. Norms is 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:17.159 the best. I I can't say Bickford's now because I 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.520 haven't been since two thousand five, but I'm going to 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:23.000 go ahead and time travel back to like two thousand three, 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.879 two four, and Bickford's it. Pickford's. Well, if if you 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:28.639 guys aren't going to pick waffle House, and I'm going 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.280 to pick waffle House even though it's been a second 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:35.160 since I've actually been to one, because in Chapel Hill, 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.520 where I most frequently am in the south now, there's 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:42.439 a place that the locals consider superior to the waffle house. Um, 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.320 but I do love a waffle house. But is that 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:47.800 local place open twenty four hours? It is not. Baffle 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:49.640 House is the one place where you're like, the chain 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:52.280 is probably just as good as the local place because 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:59.639 it's like really good chain, right, kind of an underdog 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:04.760 can tell under for the Hall of Fame. Although Emily said, 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:08.720 who doesn't like it? You know what I'm talking about? 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:15.040 The moon? Guys, how I didn't know what you're talking about? 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.960 It so fucking cool. I love the moon. God, I 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:22.200 love the moon. Who could who could argue against the moon? 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.119 The older I get, the more I believe in the 0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:27.960 powers of the moon. My mom for the longest time 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:30.760 has been like, you seem a little high strung? Could 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:33.640 it be the moon? And I'm like, no, I don't 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:36.720 think so. And now I'm like, well I don't maybe 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:40.200 it was. Wouldn't it be nice if it was? My 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:43.240 favorite conspiracy theory that's not real is the like, well, 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:48.600 your body is like water, isn't it? You are the tie? 0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:52.199 And it's true. Much like astrology. You're like, wouldn't it 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:55.920 be nice if there was a system that governed everything 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:58.040 and things made sense? A lot of calls. You know, 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:01.800 there's stuff goes on though astomatically with the moon, Like 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:05.199 there's more crimes and stuff. I have all the scientific 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:08.080 evidence to back it up clearly. Sometimes there more crimes 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:13.399 when the moon is bright or when there is because 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:15.880 that is when everyone can see you doing your crimes 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:19.920 in the break but your crime, But do your crimes 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:24.119 in the new moon, in the dead of night, trawling 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:27.960 the night see like an octopus. Yeah, do your crimes 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:31.159 when there's snow moons you can be like if everyone 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:33.280 else is also doing their crimes with the full moon, 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:36.000 you want to do your crime. There's less cops. You 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:39.240 know what I'm saying. Resources are spread thin. It's power 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:45.200 in numbers. Emily, where do you fall on the moon? 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:47.960 Does everybody know where their moon is and they're in 0:22:48.000 --> 0:22:52.879 their chart? Speaking of astrology, our math teacher in tenth 0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:56.199 grade did it for Tessa and I but I have 0:22:56.280 --> 0:23:00.600 forgotten that was a twelfth grade math teacher, Molly, really yeah, okay, 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:03.520 he did our right, he did our charts bears my 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.919 moon is in scorpio. Oh my god, Oh my god. 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.199 Because the math teacher was like, well, that's why you 0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:14.240 know you're a virgo. But you've got this this because 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:17.960 I was tried to lead a lead a walk out 0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:21.359 in the class one time or something. Shockingly, but the 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:26.879 tyranny of your astrologer math teacher he was he was 0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:29.119