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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh

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Speaker 1: with Me, a podcast with Jereb Yoda. I'm your own

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Speaker 1: jo Oh, do I have a treat for you. Not

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Speaker 1: only not only.

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Speaker 2: Do I have a special guest here.

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Speaker 1: I've got a special guest here who is bringing the heat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is a guy. I've known him for twenty plus

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Speaker 1: years now, twenty plus years of stories from this guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're not even We're just hitting the tip

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Speaker 1: of the ice of what this fellow can bring to

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Speaker 1: the podcasting world. Okay, I know him as Bob. His

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Speaker 1: name's we talk about it, we talked about his name

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Speaker 1: is actually Bob. I've always known as Bob. So in

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Speaker 1: previous episodes when you know Eric frequent guests of the show,

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Speaker 1: when we've sometimes brought up our friend Bob. This is Bob. Guys,

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Speaker 1: Bob Roberts, otherwise known as Nate. His name's actually Nathan.

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Speaker 1: And it took a long time after knowing this guy,

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Speaker 1: after hanging out, after being his friend, before I found

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Speaker 1: out that was actually his name. I always knew him

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Speaker 1: as Bob. And for a long time, even after I

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Speaker 1: found out that his name actually wasn't Bob, it took

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Speaker 1: me a long time to figure out why we talked

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Speaker 1: about it. We set the record straight on the name thing.

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Speaker 1: But man, this guy, he uh he's got he's got

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Speaker 1: some classics in here. Uh stories for you, just fun

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Speaker 1: stuff if you if you uh have ever lived in

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Speaker 1: twenties and you're like, yeah, I'm not living like that.

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Speaker 1: Now you'll be able to reminisce from that because we

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Speaker 1: lived it, and uh, Bob's got Bob's got the fun

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Speaker 1: stories from it. But uh yeah, special guest this week,

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Speaker 1: episode one of three of Laugh with Me, Johnny, Please

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Speaker 1: welcome Nathan Bob Roberts. Do you want to be called

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Speaker 1: Bob or you want to be called Nate Bob?

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Speaker 2: Do Bob? Do you?

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Speaker 1: So we were with my friend Bob you but your

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Speaker 1: why we call you Bob?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure. So a long time ago, in a little

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Speaker 2: we came to Omaha and acquired even more friends, they

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Speaker 2: already had a friend named Nate.

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Speaker 1: We had a Nate, yeah, you know, and.

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Speaker 2: Then so the Bob just name kind of stuck.

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Speaker 1: We've been kind of lucky with only having like a

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Speaker 1: don't know if there was ever like a I don't

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. But what's hilarious about being

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Speaker 2: circle they get confused as shit. They're like, I thought

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Speaker 2: your name was Nate, and everyone's calling you Bob. In fact.

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Speaker 2: Great story. So we have this friend who worked at

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, sure, sign me up. I need

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, well why not. They're like, that's not

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Speaker 2: sure enough they opened the account as Bob Roberts. And

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Speaker 2: also the same guy we were in the fantasy football league,

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Speaker 1: So your friend at the bank, when you open a

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Speaker 1: Days, Yeah, the good old days, fly planes in the buildings,

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so that's how Bob came around, and like yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a good story. It really confuses people to hear

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Speaker 2: me call Bob. Like, for example, at my wedding, right,

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Speaker 2: there was a lot of us there, people calling me Bob,

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Speaker 2: and a lot of relatives were like, who are Bob?

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Speaker 2: You live like two lives, like do you have an

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Speaker 1: I know from my perspective, your wedding was different from

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Speaker 1: Then you get into a situation where you've got you know,

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Speaker 1: picks his points and when he talks, you know, with precision,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't even know this guy Bob somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it was interesting on our end too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, yeah, the wedding is a whole different deal

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Speaker 2: because you got to be social with people, you know,

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Speaker 2: though you're paying the bill. Things like that. Yeah you're welcome. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: sorry about that. By the way, it I probably will

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Speaker 1: But have you, uh you ever had a colonoscopy?

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Speaker 2: I have never had the pleasure. But every year my

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Speaker 1: If you enjoy shooting your brains out all night, all

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Speaker 2: I mean, there is nothing more rewarding after good day

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Speaker 1: But this time no, I slept pretty good and then

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Speaker 2: So if nothing else, this is a public service announcement.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's there. Yeah, there was a there's been a couple

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Speaker 1: And it's exactly that their wait, you know, make sure

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Speaker 2: You would think they could tell if you're alive by

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Speaker 1: We'll get into the We'll get into the shelf because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the unit that you know. So I'm like,

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Speaker 1: And whatever, what were you paying to live on a lot?

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Speaker 2: a wall. So put it on top of the railing

436
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: to make a wall, and also made a door out

437
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: of a tarp okay, to make like a room. So

438
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: if you're sitting on the bottom floor of this really

439
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: open living room, right and you see a bunch of

440
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 2: styrofoam up there, what do you think will happen?

441
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna throw. You're gonna throw it's a

442
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: dart board.

443
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a dartboard exactly. And you might find

444
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 2: the dart if it hits the styrophoam.

445
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: Maybe.

446
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. So a lot of times my styrofoam would be

447
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: knocked down in the middle of the night. And this

448
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: was like pre wedding, like pissed off bob. Yes. And

449
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 2: so also there was no way on the shelf to

450
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: like secure your belongings. So I had like a really

451
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 2: I had a bookshelf with a lot of books. So

452
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: so I came home from work one day and all

453
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: my books had been turned around.

454
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: Well fair to say, you're the only one in the

455
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: unit that read books.

456
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: I didn't really read them. They were just kind of

457
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: a conversation. You owned I owned books.

458
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: I heard to say you were the only one in

459
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: the unit that owned books.

460
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: So it was just like every time I moved, I'm like, God,

461
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: damn it, I got to move those books. And I

462
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 2: really didn't know, so I just kept moving them around,

463
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: and yeah, once in a while i'd pull one off

464
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: and be like, all right, and it's a book because

465
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: I'm paid to lead not to read, like Simpson's Present

466
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 2: Home or I don't know, Schwarzenegger paid to lead not

467
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: to read. Yeah, absolutely so, So I do my time

468
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: on the shelf. So in the like and then, uh,

469
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: one of the guys that had a bedroom he moved out,

470
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 2: so I was next person up for a bedroom. So

471
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: we get the bed. I move into the bedroom that

472
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: leaves the shelf open.

473
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 1: Is the bedroom up up upstairs?

474
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 2: Yep, So we got so move into the bedroom. And

475
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: then our friend Eric Larson, who's been a frequent guest,

476
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: he moves on to the shelf. His parents told him

477
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: it's time to get out, right, So so he moves

478
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: on to the shelf, but he did not enclose it

479
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: like I did. So he's wide open. He's wide open.

480
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: You walked by, and I think he was supposed to

481
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 2: go to Western two and maybe did once in a.

482
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: While he was so he was there sometimes he was

483
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: like because I went TI Western and he was there sometimes.

484
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, so so we Uh so he's

485
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: like wide open on the shelf.

486
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: He's not a builder. He's not gonna put up styrophone,

487
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: a tar or anything.

488
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: This is my space, that's it. He brought his bed, yeah,

489
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: and not much else.

490
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I feel like he would have been

491
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: content just having a couch downstairs and a blanket and

492
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: a pillow. And if that was a space, that was

493
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: a space.

494
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Uh, that would be true. Except I don't think anyone

495
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: would ever want to sit on the furniture at park.

496
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: That's a good point. So I think it's fun. It's

497
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: it's important to note we we've gotten the real name

498
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: park Wild, but everybody called it park shitty.

499
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 2: That's right.

500
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: Why was it called parkshit?

501
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 2: Well, I think it was a combination of things. I mean,

502
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: even though it was an upgrade from that first apartment

503
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: that my mom and dad told us we weren't living

504
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: at and gave us our money back. Yeah, we weren't

505
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: exactly at the heights, right, right, So, I mean a

506
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 2: lot of some people had their cars broke into it

507
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: Park Wild, so there was still crime.

508
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an apartment.

509
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: It's an apartment.

510
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: It's always going to be cres. It's kind of where you're.

511
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: At, and it's it's right by the prison. So what

512
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: are the prisoners going to do when they get out.

513
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: We're gonna go break into ship.

514
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: But what about the one who break out of prison?

515
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: Where do you think they're going on?

516
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: They're going up those hills exactly, and what you're not

517
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 2: going to go to the heights They got security, so

518
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: you stop at park It makes sense. Yeah. And then

519
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 2: also why we called it park shitty was just the

520
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: condition of our apartment.

521
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: So I think, but it was you guys, you guys

522
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: made it well, the conditions up this way.

523
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 2: That's right. So so like some so there was usually

524
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: about four people. So we had one bedroom downstairs which

525
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: was Cody's and the main master bedroom and had an

526
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: attached bathroom and like that was like top shelf accommodation,

527
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 2: and then upstairs two bedrooms, and then the shelf. But

528
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: then sometimes we'd have somebody's girlfriend living with us randomly,

529
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: which cost us a lot of money to have her

530
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: around for food costs, water costs, and pay per view costs. Yeah. Yeah,

531
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: she was an odd duck. And then we had and

532
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: then we had uh for a while, we had a

533
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: badminton net in the living room.

534
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. That would have been fun.

535
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we played badminton and then you know when you

536
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: when you jump and yell, the people underneath you are

537
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 2: going to get pissed.

538
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: So that was something I didn't really all right, this

539
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: is like a classic uh, just a bunch of single

540
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: guys living in an apartment and turning into a frat house. Yeah,

541
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,239
Speaker 1: I don't remember there you guys living above anybody. But

542
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how you guys didn't get kicked out,

543
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: because that would make a lot of sense that the

544
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: people below you would hate you.

545
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: Right, so they got so the badminton net was early

546
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: on in my tenure when I lived on the shelf.

547
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: And then uh, the person in the Ritz Carlton bedroom, Cody,

548
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: he decided to get a treadmill. Jeez, So he decided

549
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: to be fit for a while. Yeah, so he got

550
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: his treadmill for a while for a while. And first

551
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: of all, we had to haul the thing up like

552
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: four flights of stairs to this like apartment. And then

553
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: like wou Like people underneath you an apartment are not

554
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: going to appreciate you having a treadmill, no, because they're

555
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: gonna hear like boom boom boom boom constantly. Uh So

556
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 2: the treadmill went away to uh And then also why

557
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: we called it parts shitty was no one. It was

558
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: a bunch of dudes. No one's taking the trash out

559
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: right ever? Oh no, So we started out with like

560
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: a simple kitchen sized trash can, right well, no one

561
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: took it out. So then we upgraded to like a

562
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 2: forty five gallon like leaf like barrel trash can.

563
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: That was the solution.

564
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: That was a bigger We need a bigger trash can

565
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: to hole to handle more trash that's still no one

566
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 2: will take out.

567
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: Can I tell you when I first moved out and

568
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 1: it was like a one bedroom, that was like, you know,

569
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: there's certain things you have to do when you live

570
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,239
Speaker 1: on your own now, right, you've got to like, now,

571
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: I gotta do the dishes. I gotta buy my groceries,

572
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,479
Speaker 1: I gotta do laundry, I gotta take the trash out.

573
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: I always found like a sense of like I'm doing it.

574
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm really doing this on my own. When I took

575
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: the trash out, you guys were like, fuck that, who's

576
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: taking the trash out? Let's just live in the film.

577
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, just live in the filth and we'll just get

578
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: a bigger trash can then no one we'll take out insane.

579
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 2: But the good news is is it didn't fill up

580
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: very fast because all we ate were Totino's Cracker pizzas

581
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't.

582
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: Which is funny because I in my notes, I wrote

583
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: down Totino's pizza because I remember you guys like you

584
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: didn't want to. Like I just mentioned, doing dishes is

585
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: something you have to do as living on your own,

586
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: you guys refuse to do that as well. So you

587
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: would put the Totino's pizza on like the just on

588
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: the the metal in the oven, and then you'd put

589
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: it just at the edge so that you could slide

590
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: it off onto there under the cardboard, maybe under the box. Yeah, yeah,

591
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: onto the box and then you would just eat it,

592
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: you know, off the edge of the box. That way

593
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: you would avoid any dishes at all.

594
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: That's right. And then if you and then if you're

595
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: you're really creative, you take the Totino's pizza, you fold

596
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: it in half. Yes, and now if you have guests,

597
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: it's a calzone.

598
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: It's a cal zone. There you go. I've been a

599
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: big connoisseur of the Totino's pizza, but I was never

600
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: one to be afraid to use utensils and plates. I

601
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: don't understand your guys's logic, but I do remember you

602
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: guys being so proud of that.

603
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: It was a big deal.

604
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: It was a big deal.

605
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: It was a big deal.

606
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: So if you all right, So I only went to

607
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 1: this apartment like a handful of times, but I do

608
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: remember specifically, like to your point, we don't take the

609
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: trash out, we don't do the dishes. I specifically remember

610
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: being like, hey, where's like the bathroom, And you guys

611
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: were like, oh, yeah, I use that one down here

612
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: on the on the Furst floor, And I go in there.

613
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: Can you imagine do you think these guys ever cleaned it?

614
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: Like a bunch of guys. No, not only did they

615
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: not clean it, it was like a rite of passage.

616
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: They have to go in there and use it.

617
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny, so you said, like when you move out,

618
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: there's certain things you gotta do, right dishes, take out

619
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: the trash, buy toilet paper, right right. Yeah, so we

620
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: never bought toilet paper downstairs bathroom. So the downstairs bathroom

621
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 2: was like a half bath.

622
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: Luckily I didn't have crones back then, because that would

623
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: have been a disaster. I would have walked out with

624
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: my hand raised and been like, guys, here it is

625
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: it just slung it.

626
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: So we called that the men's number one only. Yeah,

627
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: that's right.

628
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: I had a name.

629
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: And then there was allegedly so when someone had a

630
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 2: fish tank, there was.

631
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: A no, no, no, it was not a fish tank pump.

632
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: It was a penis and larger pump on the counter.

633
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I distinctly remember seeing that and be like, who's penis pump?

634
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: Nobody would vouch for them. Oh no, we had a

635
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: fish tank. No, you don't have a fish tank, because

636
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: if you had a fish tank, that's responsibility and you

637
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: would have had to clean it and feed the fish.

638
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: There's no responsibilities in this apartment. No, no, absolutely not.

639
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: It was a penis and larger and I don't know

640
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: whose it was.

641
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's ever cleaned.

642
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: We never we'd never checked.

643
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: And I think when we moved out, we left it

644
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 2: right where it was.

645
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody either maxed out or they

646
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: just moved on from it. I don't know, but.

647
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: Someone just abandoned it. It's like one of those it's

648
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 2: like it's not mine.

649
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: And you know, and I was like, I think it

650
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: was like the first time I ever went there. I

651
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: remember that. I remember going to that bathroom like what

652
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: what happens here? And then Cody. This was like one

653
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: of the few times or one of the first times

654
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: I met Cody and he locked himself in his room

655
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656
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657
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658
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Speaker 2: I know that.

659
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: So we all had a great time out out in

660
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: the main like living space, but yeah, he was like

661
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: chugging this big gown OJ.

662
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: I think that was one of the times that the

663
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Speaker 2: roommate's girlfriend bought us something bought used our pay per view.

664
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Speaker 1: She did, she did order the pay per view, which

665
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: was fun, but uh no, he I can't imagine why

666
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: Cody ended up with like stomach issues. Is he's chugging

667
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: gallons of orange juice and vodka.

668
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: Card and we yeah, it just why and then he

669
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 2: chugs it and then some one of our friends, maybe Grant,

670
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 2: opens the door, yeah, and Cody chucks his cup. Yes,

671
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: and we didn't have like the best neighbors. No, no,

672
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 2: So the cup hits the door and they get pissed,

673
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,960
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674
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,719
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675
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 2: obviously he's drunk here. But luckily we had the mediator.

676
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: One of our roommates went over there and calmed him down.

677
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 2: The neighbor and then he's like all right, went back in.

678
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, So it's a wonder that no wonder, you know,

679
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: I never thought of that, and that maybe that's the

680
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 2: precursor for Cody's problems.

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728
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Speaker 1: I told my family Another time I went over there.

729
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,520
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730
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731
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,719
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732
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Speaker 1: he's chucking pennies down from like from the railing. He's

733
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734
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 1: Like why were pennies just being chucked a like around

735
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736
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Speaker 2: Uh that's a good question.

737
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Speaker 1: Uh.

738
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739
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,520
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741
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742
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 2: in your face. So he had like it was like

743
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744
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: he could have bought with that.

745
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least a candy bar.

746
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,959
Speaker 2: At least at least and that was like pre inflation days.

747
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: He probably got three candy bars.

748
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, three for dollars.

749
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: Easy, easy. We're not talking like two fifty today for

750
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 2: a candy bar. This was like the good old days.

751
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: The terra fun candy.

752
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 2: Yeah's just it's insane. Might be that as it may,

753
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: so yeah. Uh. And then once we got enough pennies,

754
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: so he had the high ground up there. Yeah. So

755
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 2: that's like always what you want to have in battle.

756
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: The battle. Why is there battle? Like, why is he

757
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: up there with an ice cream bucket pennies? He has

758
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: nothing but a bed and a pillow.

759
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: I had no idea. I don't know. It was just

760
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: one of those legends of Park whild the penny wars.

761
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: Of my of my entire life. That was one of

762
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: the moments that I felt the most unsafe, Like he

763
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm just standing down there, He's chucking pennies, and I'm like,

764
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: what is happening in this place? Park Shitty is living

765
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: up to its name.

766
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: It's living up to its reputation. It's it's.

767
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: I know you have you've got some special force. Like

768
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: there was a lot of crazy things that happened in

769
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: this place, but you had said that there were some

770
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: sounds that were special you that you heard in this

771
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: place that maybe you wouldn't hear anywhere else.

772
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 2: So you were going to.

773
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: Give us the top ten sounds that would come out

774
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: of park shitty. You know, so you want how do

775
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: you want to do this? Do you want to start

776
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: at number ten? Do you want and work your way up?

777
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 2: How do you want to do it? Top ten styles?

778
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 2: I start with ten and go to one.

779
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 1: Johnny's gonna give us the drum roll, let's go, let's.

780
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: Go, all right, So number ten, that ain't no fucking otter,

781
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: no fucking otter. Yeah. So remember our crazy neighbors that

782
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: came out pissed when Cody hit the door. They like

783
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: someone should have called the cops. I was really worried

784
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: for their safety in that apartment, and we just didn't

785
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 2: want to get involved. Sure, so, uh, they were loud,

786
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: lots of yelling kids they have kids, I think they

787
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: had kids, and you could hear their TV. So they

788
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 2: were watching like some like animal show, and all of

789
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: a sudden you just hear them like the guy yell

790
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 2: that ain't no fucking otter, and we're just like so

791
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: we were like for half a second, we were like

792
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 2: concerned about the welfare of whoever was watching this said program. Correct,

793
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 2: but then we went back to our lives pretty quickly.

794
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 2: So that's number ten. It was no fucking up, that's

795
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 2: no fucking's incredible. Number nine was we were so uh

796
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: one of the kind of myths of Park Shitty was

797
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 2: is you pick up your mail, because we got mail there.

798
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 2: But there was somebody, Cody who never picked up his mail.

799
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 2: So so some.

800
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: So in the place, the place is in his name.

801
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: The place is in his name. He's like number one

802
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: on the least.

803
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: So of all the people who should be checking their mail.

804
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Cody. So he never picked up his mail.

805
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 2: So this was like even predated me at Park Shitty.

806
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

807
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: So uh, one of the people decided we're going to

808
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: put We're going to put uh his mail in between

809
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: the mattress and the box spring of his bed since

810
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: he never picks it up. Okay, So eventually, like this

811
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: went on for like two years, no way. Yeah. So

812
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: then so so like like subsessive, like people who lived

813
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: on the shelf had come and gone. You know, they

814
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 2: were all in on it, right. In fact, we started

815
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: putting our own mail under its mattress. Well yeah, so

816
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 2: so he's like eventually he's like, Bob, this bed is

817
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable, I can't sleep on it anymore. So he

818
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: sleeps on the floor, like he moves to sleeping on

819
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 2: the floor, right, But so eventually, remember he got a treadmill,

820
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: so the treadmill had to go where he was sleeping

821
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: on the floor, so he had to move back to

822
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: his bed.

823
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: You guys did not own a vacuum. No, okay, I'm

824
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: just thinking about this floor.

825
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's not the best thing to sleep on, correct. Yeah.

826
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: So one one, uh one morning, we hear like this,

827
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: So this is the noise we hear, and they're like,

828
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: what the hell is that? You go downstairs and uh,

829
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: Cody is on the floor up against his treadmill, still

830
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: on his mattress, but the mattress is no longer on

831
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 2: the box spring because there was so much mail in

832
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 2: between the mattress and the box spring, it had slid off.

833
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: So that's number nine.

834
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: Is that when he found out about.

835
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 2: All that, then he's like what the hell, Bob, And

836
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, this is going on for like two years,

837
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: Like he had like pottery barn ads from like two

838
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 2: thousand and two.

839
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: Did he not appreciate the prank?

840
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 2: I think I think he did. But so this, this

841
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: leads in this, this leads into the next sound number eight,

842
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 2: which is, oh shit, we're going to burn this fucker

843
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 2: down because there was so much mail like in his room,

844
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 2: like he had to get rid of it, right, So

845
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: ordinarily you would, like, you know, after you've discovered the

846
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: prank and learn that you you probably pick up your mail,

847
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: you would like bag it up and throw it in

848
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: the recycling. I think, even though this is like two

849
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 2: thousand and two, we did recycle.

850
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: You guys refuse to take out the trash, but you recycled,

851
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: well you were good citizens.

852
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: Well yeah, we tried. So instead of like taking the

853
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 2: mail to the recycling or garbage like one would do,

854
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 2: like now that we're responsible, we're like, that's too much work.

855
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: We got this wood burning fireplace. No, so like let's

856
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 2: burn the mail in the fireplace. So we load up

857
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: the fireplace with like a lot of mail paper, maybe

858
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 2: even I'm sure there is like some plastic with like

859
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 2: the little windows that are on the envelopes. Just chucked

860
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 2: it all in the fireplace, lit it up, and that's

861
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 2: where the council bluff. So this is where we get

862
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: into the like, oh shit, we're gonna burn this place

863
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: down because the flames from all the burning male are

864
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: like wafting up the walls. Out of the fireplate, like

865
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: the containment of the fire box of the fireplace.

866
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: And no chance like the fire detectors worked because you

867
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: have to change batteries.

868
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 2: Well yeah we didn't, right, you know, so, I mean

869
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 2: no one was alerted to us. That could have been

870
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: a real tragedy we burned down. We would add a

871
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: lot of explaining to do for that one, I think so.

872
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: But eventually we just kind of like spread the burning

873
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: mail out in the fireplace and that seemed to allow

874
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: the flames to go back into the fireplace. So we

875
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 2: burned half the mail. And then maybe our first actual

876
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: learning experience at Park Shitty was to like, maybe we

877
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,479
Speaker 2: shouldn't burn lots of mail in the fireplace, so we did.

878
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 2: In fact, that was one time that we took the

879
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: trash out. Did you learn because we learned that from

880
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: our air So we did learn something and that good.

881
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 2: So like kids, don't burn in your mail in the fireplace.

882
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: Don't burn your mail at all.

883
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: Honestly, especially in the fireplace in a multi story apartment building.

884
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: It's funny.

885
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 2: So number seven is uh is a great one, Like

886
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 2: what the hell is this gooah? And what that is?

887
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 2: From wash? We used to buy lots of terrible alcohol

888
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 2: at park Shitty. I'm talking cheap, whatever's cheap, and we

889
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 2: didn't really know what we were buying, so we bought

890
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 2: like lots of Bacardi flavored RUMs. We bought Schmernoff ice

891
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: malt liquor, so really top shelf stuff we're talking here.

892
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: You guys were twenty one twenty two.

893
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, in fact, like I was older than everyone else,

894
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: So I would not to incriminate anybody here.

895
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: But so you're the statesman.

896
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 2: I should have been the brains of the operation, not

897
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,959
Speaker 2: the not the enabler. So then, so where that comes

898
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 2: from is it.

899
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: Didn't help your case to let everyone know that you

900
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: were the oldest one of the group because you really

901
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: should have been leading.

902
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: Them, should have been leading them, like being responsible, like

903
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 2: maybe saying, hey, guys, maybe we shouldn't burn all the

904
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: mail in the fireplace. And I was like, fuck that.

905
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: I want to see how this goes. Maybe I'll be

906
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: in a podcast twenty years later. It'll make for a

907
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,720
Speaker 2: good story, Yeah I would so. Uh So. Number seven

908
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: that sound comes from when one of our roommates went

909
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 2: to turn on the garbage disposal in the sink, right,

910
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: turn it on? We had been some drinking heavily the

911
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: night before, so something bubbled up from the garbage disposal

912
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: and it was someone's puke because they puked in the sink.

913
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: What in the sink and didn't run water?

914
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 2: No, it's sitting in the containment vessel of the garbage disposal.

915
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 2: And what's which always confuse me is the men's number

916
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 2: one was a lot closer than the sink. So that

917
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 2: must have been so disgusting that they didn't want to

918
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 2: puke in it.

919
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: Even that's it. The game of what's that smell would

920
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: have been incredible in that place because the trash, is

921
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: it the men's number one?

922
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: Is it?

923
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 1: The sink, the fridge, the fireplace.

924
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: The barbecue spam we made in the microwave.

925
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: With the copper smell from all the pennies. There's so

926
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: many ways you could go with it.

927
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 2: It's a sensory overload type of environment. Oh my, So

928
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 2: that was a good one. That the backing up of

929
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 2: the puke and the sink.

930
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: That's awful. That's awful.

931
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: Who did it? I'd rather not say. Okay, we'll protect

932
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: their identity, all all right. So number five, So when

933
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 2: our so our when our friend Eric moved to the shelf.

934
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 2: I think he knew Cody from the they worked together,

935
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 2: and uh, I think he had known our other roommate

936
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: from somewhere else. But you know me, like I went

937
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: to UNO, I didn't work where they did, but I

938
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: worked at UPS loading boxes all through college and sorting.

939
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: Boxes overnight daytime.

940
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 2: I was at four to nine pm shift, except when

941
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: it was Christmas time, which sucked. My policy every Christmas

942
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 2: was to punch the first box that said Merry Christmas.

943
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: But anyway, back to the noise. So the noise is

944
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: like boom boom boom, and that's the so Eric came

945
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: over to see to meet me, and like it was

946
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: like a snowy day or something, and at UPS you

947
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: had to wear these steel toed boots, so that noise

948
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 2: is he said, like the first So he always says

949
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: the story. The first time I met Bob, he came

950
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 2: home from UPS all pissed, his boots covered in snow,

951
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 2: stomping boom boom boom across the floor. And that's how

952
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: he met me. And he's like, sign me up, I

953
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 2: want to live here. This is great.

954
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: This guy seems great.

955
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: This guy seems great. So pre wedding outdoor, you know,

956
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: outgoing bob.

957
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: That sounds about right, I knew.

958
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 2: So number four is what the hell happened to my pop?

959
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: So some we had people like that would stay over

960
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 2: right and they'd go to the store and get soda

961
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: and chips and different things, and the soda would get

962
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 2: mixed with like with with booze usually. And this guy

963
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: had a bag of hollopanio chips, so a little spicy,

964
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: and I think he ate the whole bag in one's sitting,

965
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: so his mouth was really he needed something to drink. Yeah,

966
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 2: so he had a two liter of Mountain dew on

967
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 2: the floor, but when he opened it, there was no fizz,

968
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 2: Like it was flat. Okay, yeah, but that didn't stop

969
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 2: him from drinking it. But he was kind of pissed

970
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 2: that his pop was flat. Yeah, but what he doesn't

971
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 2: maybe not know is that it's when he wasn't there.

972
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 2: It was me, like I'd shake up his pop and

973
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 2: open it up and let all the carbonation out, so

974
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 2: his pop was flat.

975
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: That's a good one.

976
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 2: That is a good one, especially after you've consumed a

977
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 2: whole bag of holopano chips. That's good. That's a good break.

978
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: The mail, the mail that those are good brains.

979
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 2: And then number three, Uh, goddamn birds.

980
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it had. Please tell me it's not anything

981
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 1: to do with birds inside the unit.

982
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 2: No, okay, well, well in a sense yes, but not

983
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 2: in a sense no. So we did a lot of

984
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 2: gaming chat park shitty. Yeah, like school and work, very

985
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: much sub tier priorities compared to gaming. Yeah.

986
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: I remember there was like a whole like kind of

987
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 1: corner room that was set up with like Tait desks

988
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: or whatever along all along the wall to l shape

989
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: and then it was just computers. Yeah, game TV's gaming

990
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: and whatnot, which I wasn't really my thing, but I

991
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: remember seeing it and being like, oh, you guys are

992
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: you guys are busy?

993
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:31,280
Speaker 2: Yep. We still have what you call land parties local

994
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 2: area network party all right. So what we would do

995
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 2: is we would acquire all these computers or people would

996
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: bring their own, so no one had laptops, right, sure,

997
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 2: So we're hauling like big desktop computers and big this

998
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 2: was pre flat screen monitor. So everyone's hauling up there

999
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 2: like nineteen inch CRT monitor that weighs like fifty pounds

1000
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 2: up the stairs a park shitty, and we would daisy

1001
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 2: chain all these computers together to play computer games.

1002
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: You would not carry the trash out, but you would

1003
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: lug these giant computers up, yeah, so that you could

1004
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: play your game. Absolutely incredible.

1005
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 2: So that's like number one parties gaming. So where Goddamn

1006
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 2: Birds comes through is there's this game I think it

1007
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: was on some council like maybe like the first generation

1008
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 2: PlayStation or Xbox Final Fantasy n No. So it's like,

1009
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: so one of the quests was you had to ride

1010
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 2: this like Ostriche or Emu and go collect these balloons.

1011
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 2: But at the same time, there were other birds that

1012
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 2: would try that would pop the balloon, try to pop

1013
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: the balloons before you got there, so you're on like

1014
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 2: a a time frame of trying to do it right.

1015
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 2: So one friend he sat there for like two days

1016
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 2: trying to pass this quest, right. So he's so he's saying, like,

1017
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 2: goddamn birds, I can't believe goddamn because they keep popping

1018
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 2: his balloons. Right, He's getting really up set, like he

1019
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 2: hasn't like showered or ate or gone to work or

1020
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 2: school because he's really hyper focused on taking care of

1021
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 2: this quest to collect these balloons. In Final Fantasy, Viven

1022
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 2: so then our Frank Cody sits and he's like, finally,

1023
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: like the guy's had enough. He's like, screw it, I

1024
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 2: fucking give up. Whatever. So Cody sits down, takes the controller,

1025
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 2: beats it in one sitting. Oh no, and then this

1026
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: guy is like, oh the hell did you do that?

1027
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 2: So I think that got us another noise warning after

1028
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: that way too.

1029
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys log all those up there.

1030
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 2: It's a good story, that is funny. So gaming are

1031
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 2: very much our tart priority more than anything.

1032
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And probably a lot of the late

1033
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: night sounds come.

1034
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 2: From from gaming, because we would game until like four

1035
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: am and then be like like I usually I always

1036
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 2: tried to go to class, but like, no, I didn't,

1037
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 2: you'll go. You did go? I did go. Yeah, but

1038
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 2: it's like, oh shit, we were up to like four

1039
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: am gaming and I have am class, so and then

1040
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 2: you have to drive a half hour to get there

1041
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 2: and park and all that nonsense. And I'm like, but

1042
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 2: never convince us not to game till four am.

1043
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: Well you're young.

1044
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 2: You're young. Now, now we'd be dead.

1045
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: Can you imagine now trying to do that?

1046
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 2: I could never like, I'm here for my high school reunion,

1047
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: and there's still like people are like, let's go to

1048
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 2: the bar and hang out, Mike, it's ten o'clock.

1049
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to be hitting me. That's insane. Like no,

1050
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: staying up to watch the end of like a football

1051
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: game and then knowing I have to work the next day.

1052
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: It like takes years off my life, Like there's no way.

1053
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like especially when you get like those

1054
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 2: West Coast double headers on Monday night football and we're

1055
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 2: in the Central time zone. I know about the people

1056
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 2: on the East Coast.

1057
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I never feel bad for anybody on the

1058
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: East Coast, but yeah, yeah, but.

1059
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 2: Like the West Coast, like Monday night games that start

1060
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 2: at like what nine pm.

1061
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: It's the West Coast. People sometimes will be like, oh,

1062
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: I can't imagine living on the West Coast and the

1063
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: football game starts at eight am? Are you kidding me?

1064
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I would take breakfast football any day of

1065
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: the week, like, give it to me, But I don't

1066
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: want these midnight ends a game like That's that's where

1067
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 1: I draw the line.

1068
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 2: Draw the line.

1069
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't be staying up that late. I'll get

1070
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: up early. Why not you can lay in bed and

1071
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: watch football. Got the whole day ahead of.

1072
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 2: You, all right.

1073
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: Number two.

1074
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: Number two Number two is uh, it's a it's a

1075
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: great one, you know, for a change, for a change change. Uh,

1076
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 2: And that is this place is a shithole.

1077
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: That's like it should have been on the front door.

1078
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: It should have been. Yeah, And that was when when

1079
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: we moved out. Right, we were moving into house that

1080
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 2: one of our friends bought. So his dad was there

1081
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 2: helping us move out, and he said, walks in and

1082
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 2: he says, this place is a shithole. And I said

1083
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: to him, you should have seen it before we cleaned

1084
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 2: for two weeks.

1085
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you get the deposit back?

1086
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 2: So that's a good story. Okay, So actually we did.

1087
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 2: And the reason we did how we did it is

1088
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 2: when we moved in or this was pre like so

1089
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 2: Cody handled this and they said, well, yeah, you can

1090
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: move in, but we want to like change out the

1091
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: carpet like they do in between tenants. And Cody's like, no,

1092
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 2: just leave the carpet like the old carpet, with the

1093
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: understanding we will get our deposit back at the end.

1094
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: Good call, You'll you'll switch the carpet after we're at

1095
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: it here. That's actually that's a that's a smart move.

1096
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 2: That is a smart move. Yeah uh so, yeah, that's so.

1097
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 2: At the end, we did actually buy a vacuum to clean.

1098
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 2: It was like one of those old vacuums that used

1099
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 2: the bag. Yeah, but we didn't buy any bags. So

1100
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 2: of course the vacuum bag filled up in like with

1101
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 2: like thirty seconds, with like three years of dust because

1102
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 2: no one ever vacuumed. Like the carpet actually changed color

1103
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 2: after we vacuum because of it.

1104
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the soot from the mail, all the just

1105
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the stuff in the air in that place.

1106
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 2: So wild. So number one, Johnny drum roll, all right,

1107
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 2: number one, what are you gonna do with those goldfish?

1108
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 2: So we were talking about the fish tank they're actually.

1109
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: Was a fish tank.

1110
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 2: And it had a piranha in it and they used

1111
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: to feed them goldfish. So we're walking in with our

1112
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 2: sack of goldfish for the piranha, and somebody in our

1113
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: building is like, what are you gonna do with those goldfish?

1114
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 2: And I think we told her we're gonna boil them

1115
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 2: and serve him over rice. Oh no, So we're again

1116
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 2: we're making good we're making good. We're making good in

1117
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 2: roads with our neighbors. Yeah, I think they were pretty

1118
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 2: happy to see us go.

1119
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: Anybody, So you had you guys were up there, you

1120
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: had the neighbor across from you. Was there any other like,

1121
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: anybody on the side of you or is it basically

1122
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: just you and the one across room in the one

1123
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: under you?

1124
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, there was so the one side of

1125
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 2: the building there was nobody. It was just the building.

1126
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 2: And then there was the people next to us, the

1127
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: people who we should have intervened with the police and

1128
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 2: just minded our own business. And then there was the

1129
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: people underneath us that complained about the badminton and the trampoline.

1130
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 2: I mean the treadmill. Treadmill.

1131
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, a trampoline would have been that would have been

1132
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: take a bad room to do one.

1133
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: We should how we should go back and rent that place.

1134
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 2: In fact, like a few years ago, I saw the

1135
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 2: complex was for sale, like the entire complex because it

1136
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 2: had been foreclosed on. Yeah, no surprise. I'm like, we

1137
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 2: should buy it and host the draft there.

1138
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:27,439
Speaker 1: That would be great.

1139
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 2: It could be the draft venue.

1140
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: That was a great Top ten. I do want to

1141
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: point out I've never seen this before. You had asked

1142
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: for a notebook so you could have your top ten. Yeah,

1143
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 1: you literally wrote on the notebook the numbers one through

1144
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: ten and that's it. So you were you were checking

1145
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: off going down the list each one you were doing.

1146
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: But most people would have a little note of what

1147
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: is that four? What is that three? Not not bob, No,

1148
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: you have the numbers one through ten, just to keep

1149
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: you on track.

1150
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 2: That's right, that's it, that's it.

1151
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I've never seen an things like it.

1152
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: I always feel like I do my best work without

1153
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 2: prep for anything.

1154
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: There you go.

1155
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 2: So maybe I'll show up to my col and ask

1156
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 2: apee with no prep.

1157
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: No, oh Jesus, they will kick you out. I will

1158
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: tell you they will kick you out, not this time,

1159
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: but the time before when I went because you're not

1160
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,919
Speaker 1: really supposed to eat the day before and well, I say,

1161
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: you're not really supposed to.

1162
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to.

1163
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: Okay, this is not a guideline of maybe you could

1164
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 1: eat a little bit. Now, there's no eating. I did.

1165
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 1: I had dinner. I was hungry. I had a steak dinner.

1166
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: Here I am thinking, I'm going to load up and

1167
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: then I'm going to go through it. Maybe that's why

1168
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: this time seems so much easier now in hindsight, because

1169
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: I didn't eat this time. Anyways, I ate a steak dinner.

1170
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: The next morning, I go in and they're like, hey,

1171
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: when's the last time you ate. I'm like, wheat dinner

1172
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: last night? And they're like, what, what do you mean?

1173
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: What did you eat? And I got a nice New

1174
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: York strip but they're like, no, you did not, Yes,

1175
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: I did. They they definitely were prepared to kick me

1176
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: out of there without going through the procedure. And I'm like, guys,

1177
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: I went through the prep. Everything's clear. I'm good, let's go.

1178
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, no, this is going to be

1179
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: up to the doctor. And I'm like, okay, let's talk

1180
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: to the doctor. The doctor gave it a go because

1181
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: you know, everything was still in line with what I

1182
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: where I should be at the end of the prep.

1183
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: It's not like, you know, he's still shooting bullets out there,

1184
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: like it wasn't that case. So but yeah, I guess

1185
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: now that I really say it out loud, not eating

1186
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: I think is probably the way to go because that

1187
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: was that was an easy, easy night of prep.

1188
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 2: Don't eat, don't eat don't eat, then you won't shop

1189
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 2: the bed, then he won't shit the bed.

1190
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: One one story I do want to hear from me

1191
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: because I don't know that you and I have really

1192
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: talked about too much. But it's a medical emergency that

1193
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: you went through in your life. You you went traveling overseas,

1194
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: right you was it in Europe?

1195
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Czech Republic?

1196
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you know you like you're you're very worldly,

1197
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: like you enjoy other cultures and and uh, I don't know,

1198
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm not so for me to say other countries, Like

1199
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you say you like to travel?

1200
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: Is that?

1201
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: I guess the way to say it. You ended up

1202
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 1: with a hole in your leg, yeah, and my back

1203
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: and your back yeah. Wow.

1204
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 2: So this is a this is an interesting story. So, uh,

1205
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: before I traveled, we rented a pontoon boat on something

1206
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 2: called Fremont Lake here in Nebraska, Okay, And I'm from Minnesota,

1207
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 2: so I'm used to pristine, crystal blue clear lakes. This

1208
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 2: is not that.

1209
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: At all, top tier lakes of the world.

1210
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 2: This is not that at all. So or like, there's

1211
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 2: a lake, it's hot, run upon tooon, so we start

1212
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 2: jumping off of it like swimming and stuff. Right. So

1213
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,959
Speaker 2: then that was like a few days before I left,

1214
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 2: so it's my it's time to leave. I got this

1215
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 2: little sore on my leg when I get on the plane,

1216
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:23,919
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is weird whatever. By the time

1217
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 2: we land in the Czech Republic, my foot won't fit

1218
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 2: in my shoe, like it's so swollen. So I'm like, well,

1219
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 2: this is odd and somewhat alarming. Right, So then I'm like, yeah, baby,

1220
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 2: it'll go away. Right. It's one of those things that

1221
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 2: maybe if you just ignore it, it'll go away. Eventually.

1222
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 2: It certainly did not go away.

1223
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: I tried that with the crones and that didn't That

1224
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: didn't work.

1225
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 2: It's like I'm not going to acknowledge this. It'll go away.

1226
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 2: Like I'm not going to deal with this. I'm here

1227
01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 2: to travel, right, So we so eventually, like I couldn't

1228
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 2: tie my shoe, so I finally had to tell somebody

1229
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 2: like I think I might have a problem here, yea.

1230
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 2: And by that then I that time, that little sore

1231
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 2: on my leg turned out to be like a big

1232
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 2: gaping hole in my leg. So when you're in the

1233
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 2: Czech Republic, so I told like our leader, you know,

1234
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 2: they're like, all right, well, we'll bring you to the doctor.

1235
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 2: So they bring you to the doctor. It's like you

1236
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 2: go to like the private like clinic that people go

1237
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 2: if they have an ear infection or a sore throat,

1238
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 2: not a big gaping hole in your leg. Right. So

1239
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 2: we get there and the person there was like in

1240
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 2: like spoke really good English. Right, She's like, holy shit,

1241
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 2: you got to go to the hospital. You have a problem.

1242
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, what like, yeah, you got to go

1243
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 2: to the hospital. I'm like all right. So the the person,

1244
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 2: the leader, lady like from the Czech Republic, she knows

1245
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 2: how to navigate all this, right, And I don't speak

1246
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 2: check and they don't speak English, like the Czechs actually

1247
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 2: learn Russian because they were in the Russian sphere of influence, right,

1248
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 2: So I don't know the Russian. I know is like

1249
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 2: yet what does that? I think that means no?

1250
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: You think it means no, So it's not necessarily the

1251
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 1: Russian you know no, Okay, So.

1252
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 2: I don't know it, Like I'm just sitting there like

1253
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 2: huh okay. So we go to the hospital and they

1254
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 2: bring in like four or five doctors to look at

1255
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 2: my leg, and they're like in Russian or check. I'm

1256
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 2: sure they said like, wow, this is fucked up. We

1257
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 2: might have to amputate this or something. Yeah. So then

1258
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,640
Speaker 2: they decide on another course of action. They're like, well,

1259
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 2: we're going to clean out the wounds. So they tell

1260
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 2: me and like they write, they write like this is

1261
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 2: like pre Google translate, right, so they write on a

1262
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 2: piece of paper, clean out wound or something like. Okay,

1263
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 2: so they get like the biggest nurse they can find,

1264
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 2: like this like huge lady, like imagine just like a

1265
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,000
Speaker 2: Russian like huge lady. Right. So she comes and like

1266
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,879
Speaker 2: holds my leg down and this guy starts digging around

1267
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 2: in my leg with like a dentist pic.

1268
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 1: And they're not, you don't have any like pain, no, no, no,

1269
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 1: that didn't feel the best they give you all.

1270
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 2: No. So they're like all right, we're all done, and

1271
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy shit, that hurt.

1272
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: They're just pouring alcohol on it.

1273
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. So they they wrap like a bandage

1274
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 2: on it and they're like all right, you can go.

1275
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,439
Speaker 2: Like so they gave me. They didn't give me like

1276
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 2: Thailand all, which is a lot different than here. Like

1277
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 2: they're really they're like a thousand Milligram Tiland. So they're

1278
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 2: like really big pills.

1279
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:56,560
Speaker 1: It's like the non autistic guy.

1280
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, the one that I know. I kind of

1281
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 2: fucked up taking that right. I mean kids could have

1282
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 2: got autism, but that but that's another conversation. Yeah, we're

1283
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 2: not gonna get it. I mean, not to diverge, but

1284
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,600
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel awesome. Like I don't know who had a

1285
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 2: bigger rougher week, the CEO of Tyland All or me Kimmel.

1286
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 1: He's never been bigger.

1287
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 2: He's never been.

1288
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 1: It's actually where we watched it.

1289
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 2: We watched the show last night, in fact, because you

1290
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 2: were able to because I don't have TV, Like I

1291
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:29,839
Speaker 2: don't get local channels at home. We're staying at a hotel.

1292
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, a lot of TV.

1293
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 1: Look at this.

1294
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:32,679
Speaker 2: Who knew?

1295
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 1: I saw it was funny. I saw a tweet this morning.

1296
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 1: There's a guy who's on a show his co star

1297
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: or movie or something. His co star was gonna be

1298
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: on Kimmel and his co star couldn't watch the show

1299
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 1: that was about Tulsa because he was in Tulsa and

1300
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 1: in Tulsa Kimmel's band, so he couldn't even watch his

1301
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: co star promote the show about Tulsa while he was

1302
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: in Tulsa because it was it was just so funny.

1303
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: Wh where we're at.

1304
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's strange times there really is. But so

1305
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 2: we get we got the people. Now they're probably done

1306
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 2: throwing up after I told them that they were digging

1307
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,720
Speaker 2: around in my leg with the dentis pick. Yeah. So

1308
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:19,800
Speaker 2: then so they gave me big tile and all and augmenting,

1309
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 2: which is an antibiotic that yeah, big big pills of

1310
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,840
Speaker 2: like take like because it was infected. Right, So They're like,

1311
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 2: you got to come back every week and we got

1312
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,680
Speaker 2: to change this bandage and probably dig around in it

1313
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,120
Speaker 2: some more and all this. So I'm like, at this point,

1314
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 2: I really should have just left.

1315
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time to go back to America.

1316
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 2: Come back to America, right, But I didn't. I'm like,

1317
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,839
Speaker 2: I'm here, I can move around on one leg whatever,

1318
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:47,719
Speaker 2: I'll stay.

1319
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: They don't have like those little scooters out there you

1320
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: can rent and just kind of no like they have

1321
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: it like theme parks here.

1322
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 2: No, that would have been a good clutch move though.

1323
01:11:58,720 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: That would have been huge.

1324
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think like maybe they were hoping all

1325
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 2: the check beer and alcohol we would drink would kill

1326
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: the infection too. I don't know. Yeah, but so I

1327
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 2: went back every week to get this.

1328
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: Every week. How were there?

1329
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 2: I was there for six weeks, So I went back

1330
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 2: every week. I go out, I call a cab and

1331
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 2: they'd be like hospital. I'm like, yeah, you know who

1332
01:12:25,479 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 2: I am. You know. So I go back and we

1333
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 2: do this whole song and dance. Right, but you know

1334
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 2: you mentioned like the crones, right, So they're giving me

1335
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:39,719
Speaker 2: lots of augment which antibiotics they really mess with your stomach,

1336
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 2: including mine. Right. You're in a foreign country that doesn't

1337
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 2: believe in accessible toilets, so and it's pretty much required

1338
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 2: when you're right. Yeah. So, like I happened to be

1339
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 2: by like the Ritz Carlton, which is like that is

1340
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 2: like five star hotel. Door man, and I just barge

1341
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 2: in the door and I'm like, bathroom, where is it? Yeah?

1342
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 2: And they're like are you staying? I'm like, doesn't matter

1343
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,040
Speaker 2: where is it, or you're gonna have bigger problems on

1344
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 2: your hand. Yeah. So then they let me into like

1345
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 2: the the behind the curtain bathroom or whatever. Take care

1346
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 2: of that. But so that's one good story about the

1347
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 2: bathroom with the Augmentat the other one was in a

1348
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 2: lot of train stations. They have bathrooms, but there you

1349
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 2: have to pay for them. So this one, after you

1350
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,880
Speaker 2: paid Helga your money, Helga would give you the toilet

1351
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 2: seat because there was no toilet seat in the bathroom. Right,

1352
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 2: So I'm like fumbling through a bunch of change to

1353
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 2: get whatever it was, like a hundred crowns, which is

1354
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,919
Speaker 2: the equivalent of like ten cents American.

1355
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: Any American who complains about having to get the big

1356
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,120
Speaker 1: key to use the bathroom at the gas station or whatever,

1357
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 1: just shut up. Yeah, Like you go go there and

1358
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 1: you got to get the toilet seat. You gotta pay

1359
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: to pay, and then it's like giving the shoe at

1360
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,599
Speaker 1: the bowling alley in order to get your rental shoes,

1361
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 1: Like you have to give them your pants and ten

1362
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:11,559
Speaker 1: dollars in order to get a toilet seat and use

1363
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: the toilet.

1364
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,800
Speaker 2: And also you're an augment and so time is the essence. Yeah,

1365
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 2: you got right, and you're in like a foreign country

1366
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 2: where their change is different than what you're used to.

1367
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 2: So you're like, finally, I just take like a handful

1368
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 2: of change, and I'm like toilet seat.

1369
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they hand you five toilet seats because you

1370
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: just overpas.

1371
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 2: I just overpaid. Yeah, like I bet Helga retired after

1372
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 2: I was sharing all that much.

1373
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: He did, so so I quit.

1374
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:42,439
Speaker 2: I quit. God Bless America. So so anyway that that was.

1375
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 2: That was kind of a good story there. But then

1376
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 2: so so that I ended up with the hole in

1377
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 2: my leg, right yeah, so then like we're done, we're

1378
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:54,679
Speaker 2: ready to come home. So I come. I fly back

1379
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 2: to Minneapolis. And I was living in Omaha. So I

1380
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 2: fly back to Minneapolis and they had written because they

1381
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 2: had written like a note of what they had been

1382
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 2: doing for my leg when I was there, and it

1383
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 2: said like we treat with ia dying dressing wrap one

1384
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 2: a day, blah blah blah, okay something like that. Yeah, okay,

1385
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 2: So that's all the information I got from them, like

1386
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 2: about what was happening. So I go to like Urgent

1387
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 2: Care something in Minneapolis and they're like, yeah, this is

1388
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:37,680
Speaker 2: a problem here. In the meantime, I developed like a

1389
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:41,920
Speaker 2: sore on my back because yeah, well so well it's

1390
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 2: not so they never so anyway, yeah, so it might

1391
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:47,320
Speaker 2: be spreading, it might be something else. Who knows what

1392
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 2: the hell is going on. So then I come back

1393
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 2: to Omaha and my dad meets me off the plane

1394
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 2: and he's like, wow, you really look like shit because yeah,

1395
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,640
Speaker 2: so like the augmenting right anything you eat process. So

1396
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 2: I think I dropped like fifty pounds while I was there,

1397
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 2: Like I really should have come home. Like, kids, if

1398
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,519
Speaker 2: you ever have a hole in your leg in another country,

1399
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 2: like go back to America.

1400
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1401
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 2: So then we go to like my doctor in Missouri

1402
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 2: Valley where we had been living, and he's like, yeah,

1403
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 2: you got to go to like med center wound care

1404
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 2: specialists for like people who have wounds that don't heal.

1405
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 2: I'm like all right, So we go there, we get

1406
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 2: all set up. I hand them the note of like

1407
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 2: where they were saying, we've been changing this with iodine bandages,

1408
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 2: and they're like, holy shit, we haven't used that since

1409
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:48,120
Speaker 2: nineteen fifty in America. They're like, whatever they were doing,

1410
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:52,479
Speaker 2: we're going to start over, right. Yeah. So so then

1411
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 2: by that time that I had a hole on my

1412
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 2: back too, And what it turned out to be was

1413
01:16:57,439 --> 01:17:01,680
Speaker 2: I picked up a staff infection from their hospital and

1414
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,760
Speaker 2: that was the hole in the back. And then of

1415
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 2: course I had the hole in my leg. So we

1416
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 2: all set up and we get going and my dad

1417
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,559
Speaker 2: goes home. But I still got all these bandages to

1418
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,360
Speaker 2: change and that sort of thing, right dressings, and I

1419
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 2: can't reach the one on my back because it's like

1420
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 2: right here. So that's where Cody comes in. Cody put

1421
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:26,719
Speaker 2: on gloves every morning and he would change the dressing

1422
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,800
Speaker 2: on my back for me.

1423
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,719
Speaker 1: And that's how COVID was born.

1424
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 2: And that's how in a few more years, another ten,

1425
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 2: another ten years. But yeah, that it's a I have

1426
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 2: a constant reminder whenever I look at my lower leg

1427
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,719
Speaker 2: of my time in the Czech Republic.

1428
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. You guys never took the

1429
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: trash out, all those bandages just sitting in that house.

1430
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 2: We might have been that time started taking out the trash.

1431
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,800
Speaker 2: Because one of the parting words from friend's dad when

1432
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 2: he said this was a shithole was I hope you

1433
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 2: slap asses have more pride in that house you just bought.

1434
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: Which he did, which belong Got Mode.

1435
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 2: It was along Got Mode. Maybe a roommate of ours

1436
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 2: backed into our neighbor's car once maybe, well it pretty

1437
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 2: much happened. I was in the car, I was there

1438
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 2: and just like, what's that trash can. I'm like, no, no,

1439
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 2: it isn't a trash can somebody's car. So we had

1440
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:28,160
Speaker 2: more mowed the law and we planted trees at the house.

1441
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 2: So we really and I think he might even still own.

1442
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 1: The house, does he really?

1443
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,040
Speaker 2: I think he rents it out. That's part of his

1444
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 2: property portfolio.

1445
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:39,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a real estate mogul.

1446
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 2: So kids, if you ever get a hole in your

1447
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 2: leg in another country, come back to America. Don't trust

1448
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,839
Speaker 2: Helga and the bandages.

1449
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You had to just felt like hell that

1450
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: whole time.

1451
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't the best. And then like I went

1452
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,320
Speaker 2: back to the Czech Republic a few years later and

1453
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is fucking awesome. Like I can walk

1454
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:06,799
Speaker 2: around like without like like the stairs down to the subway,

1455
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 2: like I couldn't, like my foot was all swollen, right yeah, yeah,

1456
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,840
Speaker 2: so it's like hard to walk down the steps. Like

1457
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 2: they believe in elevators, so like I can like what

1458
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 2: used to take me like all day to get to

1459
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 2: now I can get there in like ten minutes that

1460
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 2: I can walk. That's awesome.

1461
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Bob, thanks for coming into the show. You're

1462
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 1: welcome all the way to Omaha.

1463
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 2: All the way to Omaha, all the way to Oma.

1464
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 1: You got the big high school reunion. How many years

1465
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:37,800
Speaker 1: is twenty five?

1466
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,600
Speaker 2: So we were the class of two thousand, So my

1467
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 2: mom fell for every marketing piece of crap that said

1468
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 2: class of two thousand, right, so.

1469
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:46,719
Speaker 1: There was plenty.

1470
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:49,680
Speaker 2: There was plenty. We were worried about Y two K.

1471
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 2: Those were tough times.

1472
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 1: And that's so I was class at one. So we

1473
01:19:56,360 --> 01:20:00,720
Speaker 1: lived through Columbine. Yeah, we lived through Y two K.

1474
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: Well you lucked out, you looked out. Well, I guess

1475
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: I was in college too for nine to eleven. Is

1476
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,439
Speaker 1: it safe to say you lucked out on missing my

1477
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: Can you say that we all lived it right?

1478
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:15,680
Speaker 2: Act?

1479
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,599
Speaker 1: I never forget. I mean, yeah, we were.

1480
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 2: There all you all remember, like where where we were

1481
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 2: on nine eleven? Like I was on so people in Omaha,

1482
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:29,280
Speaker 2: Like I was telling to my wife, you know, we

1483
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 2: like the old xarbone horse track, like when it was

1484
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 2: an actual track. It was abandoned, but it was still

1485
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,800
Speaker 2: looked like they we used to park there and take

1486
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,000
Speaker 2: the shuttle up to class that you and know. Yeah,

1487
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 2: now it's like Hipsterville. In fact, that's where we're staying

1488
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 2: this time.

1489
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually a pretty nice area.

1490
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah and uh and uh. So I was on that

1491
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 2: shuttle bus when we learned about nine to eleven.

1492
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,680
Speaker 1: So I was. I was in college, but before I

1493
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 1: would go to class, I would go in early to

1494
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:01,880
Speaker 1: hyve and stock produce and like run the pro deuce

1495
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 1: truck at the isle ready. So I'm in there stock

1496
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:08,480
Speaker 1: and produce and the produce managers running around like crazy,

1497
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 1: and he's like, they hit the World Trade Center and

1498
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know what the World Trade

1499
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 1: Center is, Like, I don't know what you're talking about.

1500
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh my god, it's crazy. So

1501
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: he's like locked in on whatever is going on in

1502
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,960
Speaker 1: the world. And I'm like, I gotta go to the class.

1503
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:25,760
Speaker 1: So then I leave go to class. Well, I'm at

1504
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 1: I Western, but I'm also part of the radio station there,

1505
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,840
Speaker 1: so I walk in and it's just madness in the

1506
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 1: radio station because they're having to do like news coverage

1507
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 1: instead of rock alternative music, and all the classes got canceled.

1508
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, I guess I'll go home

1509
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:45,760
Speaker 1: for the day, still not fully understanding what's happening. So

1510
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,760
Speaker 1: then I'm driving home into Omaha, and it's like all

1511
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:53,479
Speaker 1: the radio stations are just news and I'm like, this

1512
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,640
Speaker 1: is wild. So then I go home and turn on

1513
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 1: TV and sure enough that something much bigger than what's

1514
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 1: going on in my world happening. And uh but yeah,

1515
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: now every year I tried to, uh, you know, because

1516
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,880
Speaker 1: this hashtag never forget right, We're never going to forget

1517
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,559
Speaker 1: what happened on us soil. So every year when we

1518
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,400
Speaker 1: come up to September eleventh, I like to make sure

1519
01:22:14,479 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 1: my kids remember what happened. And now they think that

1520
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 1: it's like my favorite holiday, and I'm like, guys, this

1521
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: is not a holiday. This is a day to remember

1522
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,800
Speaker 1: a lot of people died. And they're like, yeah, you

1523
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: just seem way too excited about it, and I'm like,

1524
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:28,320
Speaker 1: come on.

1525
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 2: And then right after nine eleven, we had the anthrax

1526
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 2: attacks and the anthracs so like I was working at UPS, right,

1527
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 2: so naturally we were, oh, that was a big deal

1528
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 2: for we were kind of worried about anthrax. Yeah, but

1529
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 2: you know, UPS cared a lot about us. They're like,

1530
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,760
Speaker 2: we got to keep working even with the anthrax to

1531
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 2: show people we're not scared. I'm like Okay, okay, we'll

1532
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 2: keep working. Yeah, hopefully no one dies.

1533
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: We put up metal detectors at the doors at IVY.

1534
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: That's what our.

1535
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,719
Speaker 2: Answer were, really.

1536
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, for anthrax, nobody was coming to the no for

1537
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 1: nine to eleven eleven. That was our answer to it. Yeah,

1538
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 1: not for the anthrax. We weren't concerned about anthrax. I

1539
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,280
Speaker 1: was more personally. I was more concerned about the spiders

1540
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,320
Speaker 1: coming in the banana boxes and the pro desile. But

1541
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:16,720
Speaker 1: that was a whole o the thing. Yeah. Yeah, so

1542
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:21,200
Speaker 1: we're we're both in the same fantasy football league. It's

1543
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 1: something that if you listen to the show, you know,

1544
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,599
Speaker 1: you know, Eric and I have talked about it many times.

1545
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,559
Speaker 1: We've talked about this league and just kind of the

1546
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,960
Speaker 1: Shenanigans of it. Uh are you a day one er?

1547
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,160
Speaker 2: You've been in it from the beginning, right, nineteen years.

1548
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:38,160
Speaker 1: Nineteen years going on twenty going.

1549
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 2: On twenty years, and and uh, I know Eric gets

1550
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:46,080
Speaker 2: introduced as multi year champion, you're a one time I'm

1551
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 2: a one. But also anytime in a draft recap there's

1552
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 2: an asterisk next to mine because you were because it

1553
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:55,400
Speaker 2: happened in the COVID years.

1554
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was funny because the there is truth to

1555
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 1: anybody who's done a draft remote and not been at

1556
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 1: the draft in person generally has a good season. Yeah

1557
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:13,760
Speaker 1: like you won that you're twenty twenty. You were via

1558
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 1: zoom now you know on the TV. Yeah, Kyle has

1559
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:20,120
Speaker 1: missed the draft a couple of times for various reasons,

1560
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 1: and he's won those years. There's something to it.

1561
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,599
Speaker 2: There is. This year we had a team draft allegedly

1562
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:30,160
Speaker 2: with AI. So yeah, we'll see.

1563
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: How that he's in last place.

1564
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, I mean, yeah, so we have

1565
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:40,240
Speaker 2: this arrangement at my house that whenever what like, I'm

1566
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 2: permitted to play in the league, but I have to

1567
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:46,760
Speaker 2: pay my wife the winnings regardless if I win or not.

1568
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: So you so you paid double?

1569
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:52,599
Speaker 2: I paid double? Well, no, like what the winner gets?

1570
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh you pay with the winner with the winner gets

1571
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,280
Speaker 2: no shit? Yeah oh no, you were in the hole.

1572
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 2: You got to win the league a lot. Yeah yeah. So,

1573
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:05,360
Speaker 2: and we also have this thing at the draft, the

1574
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:08,840
Speaker 2: champions couch, where they like, I never I never sit

1575
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:12,280
Speaker 2: on it because you know, COVID year asterisk, it doesn't count.

1576
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,599
Speaker 2: But what's funny is is with the winnings, we bought

1577
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,919
Speaker 2: a new couch at my house, so I have Champions

1578
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,720
Speaker 2: couch at my house. Now that's yeah, it's like the

1579
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:25,599
Speaker 2: only couch. I don't let the dog on Champions Champions,

1580
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:29,960
Speaker 2: Champions only couch. But what's great about the draft is

1581
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:37,600
Speaker 2: when you're making your picks right, you can always anticipate

1582
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 2: someone saying like, good luck with that guy, what the

1583
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:45,240
Speaker 2: fuck are you thinking? Like lots of and and as

1584
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:49,439
Speaker 2: the the like the drinking goes on during the draft,

1585
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,799
Speaker 2: it gets more annoying. So you'll notice that I always

1586
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,960
Speaker 2: come up to you and whisper my pick.

1587
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a guy who likes to walk from the

1588
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:58,800
Speaker 1: back of the room to the front whisper the pick

1589
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,280
Speaker 1: because I I type in the.

1590
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 2: Pants, because that's my goal of keeping it moving.

1591
01:26:04,479 --> 01:26:07,120
Speaker 1: But then that's also gets the room all worked up

1592
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 1: because they're like, come on, Bob, can't you just say it?

1593
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 1: And then even though we have this giant draft board,

1594
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,679
Speaker 1: you know, on the on the wall that you can

1595
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,959
Speaker 1: you know, you can actually see who you've chosen, probably

1596
01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:21,160
Speaker 1: faster than listening probably and hearing over all the noise.

1597
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,040
Speaker 2: Well, at that point people can't see because they've had

1598
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:29,040
Speaker 2: too much to drink. So maybe that's why Champions couch.

1599
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:32,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, and I got my custom Bob's shirt. It's

1600
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:35,240
Speaker 2: twenty years old, so you ever need a T shirt?

1601
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:37,800
Speaker 2: I had this printed by a guy worked with that

1602
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:42,599
Speaker 2: ups for the league we were in before our league.

1603
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,599
Speaker 2: So was that?

1604
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 1: So what came first? The name, the Bob's or the

1605
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:48,200
Speaker 1: T shirt?

1606
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:53,160
Speaker 2: The name? Okay, and the name is so like, right, Bob, yep,

1607
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 2: my name. But also I've really idled Bob Porter and

1608
01:26:56,560 --> 01:27:00,719
Speaker 2: Bob Slidell from Office Space. Okay, the like what would

1609
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:03,720
Speaker 2: you say you do here? Yeah? People, Oh yeah, I

1610
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:07,280
Speaker 2: use that out constantly, so like, no, I'm busy, I

1611
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:09,720
Speaker 2: got a meeting with the Bobs. Yeah, so it's kind

1612
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 2: of like that's why the name.

1613
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,919
Speaker 1: Oh so the name is it just because of your nickname?

1614
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:18,720
Speaker 2: It's it's it's also related to the Bobs from Office Base.

1615
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,160
Speaker 1: You just blew my mind because I've always thought it

1616
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: was just, you know, a take off your nickname, you know,

1617
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,080
Speaker 1: like mine's Jeremy. It was all Star band will want Jeremy.

1618
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,720
Speaker 1: But you're it's because of the office I think.

1619
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, incredible, And I think you and I have been

1620
01:27:32,439 --> 01:27:34,960
Speaker 2: had the same name for nineteen years. Yeah, I don't

1621
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,799
Speaker 2: like every time I play someone the name has fucking changed.

1622
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:39,080
Speaker 1: I know.

1623
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,720
Speaker 2: I hadn't even realized. I played Kyle last week like.

1624
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:45,960
Speaker 1: The first and basically COVID ruined everything because we were

1625
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:49,080
Speaker 1: pretty consistent with the names all the way up until

1626
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:52,040
Speaker 1: COVID and then for whatever reason, And I don't know

1627
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 1: if it's the COVID brain that people got from getting it,

1628
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,719
Speaker 1: but they started, Yeah, they started changing their names every

1629
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:02,600
Speaker 1: week every week. You know, it's it's a mess. I

1630
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:05,599
Speaker 1: don't know who's who. I just you know, I continue

1631
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,439
Speaker 1: to set my lineup and hope to win.

1632
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:12,880
Speaker 2: But that's ordinarily, Like I would usually talk a lot

1633
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:15,680
Speaker 2: of shit to Kai all during the week and then

1634
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:18,759
Speaker 2: lose to him. So it was ineffective shit talking. Yeah sure,

1635
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:23,479
Speaker 2: but uh my Minnesota Vikings had a thirty point week

1636
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 2: in defense. So I managed to be him this year

1637
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:28,120
Speaker 2: and I never heard from him all week.

1638
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,240
Speaker 1: He's had a busy week. He was in Washington, d C.

1639
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 2: This week. Oh he was. He was.

1640
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 1: He was on one of those honor flights. Not because

1641
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:38,520
Speaker 1: he's a vet. He was a he was a chaperone.

1642
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,880
Speaker 1: He was a part of a deal where they took

1643
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:45,479
Speaker 1: an old planeload of vets the DC to check out

1644
01:28:45,479 --> 01:28:48,919
Speaker 1: all the memorials. It was pretty cool. Really, yeah, he's

1645
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 1: he's not a busy week.

1646
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:51,800
Speaker 2: Well all right, I'll give him a pass.

1647
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,960
Speaker 1: No, don't give him a pass.

1648
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:58,519
Speaker 2: Don't give no no. But uh so I said him

1649
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,640
Speaker 2: like a text after I realized that I'd beat it

1650
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,000
Speaker 2: was him because you can see like the people's name

1651
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 2: under the name, right, but you have my look, Mike Kyle,

1652
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,439
Speaker 2: I didn't realize I played you. He's like my team

1653
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 2: sucks and the fuck off and the like Johnny would beep.

1654
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaker 1: Him, right, yeah, exactly.

1655
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:16,160
Speaker 2: So I guess he's pretty depressed with his team.

1656
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,639
Speaker 1: But he was at that game. He was at the Vikings,

1657
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:22,200
Speaker 1: Yes he was. He took his two sons and they

1658
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,519
Speaker 1: were just had the worst time. Like they did the

1659
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:26,760
Speaker 1: best time, but it was like the worst time during

1660
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,720
Speaker 1: the game because their team was just getting manhandled by

1661
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:32,040
Speaker 1: Carson Wentz and the Vikings defense.

1662
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:36,720
Speaker 2: Like my favorite thing to say is like, like, I

1663
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 2: know there's other podcasts, I don't want to overreact, but

1664
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 2: now with Carson Wentz, we're winning the Super Bowl.

1665
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna take it all.

1666
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:43,600
Speaker 2: You're taking it.

1667
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,479
Speaker 1: We're going all the way people forget he used to

1668
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 1: almost be an MVP. Yeah, so you've got that goal.

1669
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,800
Speaker 2: Maybe we should get Nick Foles too, just in case

1670
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,360
Speaker 2: to be the backup. I mean, I think that the

1671
01:29:55,439 --> 01:29:59,839
Speaker 2: Vikings coach could teach like me to play quarterback. Oh yeah,

1672
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:01,439
Speaker 2: I mean I can't throw very far.

1673
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:04,840
Speaker 1: He's a guru. He'll he'll he'll take a guy off

1674
01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 1: the street two days worth of practice and and they'll

1675
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 1: be able to go out and leave the team to

1676
01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 1: a win.

1677
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,840
Speaker 2: What was that guy's the pastor not? Yeah, And he's

1678
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 2: like he's like, well, number eighteen is going to run straight,

1679
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 2: Like on the play call, number whatever is going to

1680
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:24,559
Speaker 2: run out. Just throw it to eighteen, justin Jefferson. Just

1681
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 2: just chuck it down the field. He'll get it.

1682
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:31,080
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, well, Bob, we got to get you

1683
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: to your reunion.

1684
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a big deal.

1685
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:35,599
Speaker 1: He'll be a big night.

1686
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,400
Speaker 2: It's a big deal.

1687
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 1: So, like what is there like a like a dance

1688
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:42,120
Speaker 1: is like old school like a dance and there's a band,

1689
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,840
Speaker 1: and just like is there going to be like a

1690
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 1: king and queen? Like what's the what is this the reunion?

1691
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1692
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,800
Speaker 1: The reunion it's from like.

1693
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:54,000
Speaker 2: So The Death of small town America has come to

1694
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:58,000
Speaker 2: Missouri Valley, Iowa. There's like no venues to go to.

1695
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:02,400
Speaker 2: It's what we're doing is we're going to the country club. Okay,

1696
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,760
Speaker 2: and allegedly we might have food. It's the end of

1697
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,280
Speaker 2: the season, so we'll see. We might have cracker pizza.

1698
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 2: I don't know we were prepared for that. Well, I'll

1699
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 2: show everyone how to eat it off the box and

1700
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:13,080
Speaker 2: their mind will be blown.

1701
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,400
Speaker 1: Eat a protein bar something ahead of it, just in case,

1702
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:16,080
Speaker 1: just a case.

1703
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:19,639
Speaker 2: And I bet they'll have since it's small town, they'll

1704
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 2: have lots of bush light.

1705
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh of course, of course, Sila.

1706
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:27,719
Speaker 2: But I imagine we'll just be standing around talking. Yeah,

1707
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 2: but but we'll see. Uh went to the football game

1708
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 2: last night, never heard the band. They never scored a touchdown, well,

1709
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:41,960
Speaker 2: never scored. They got smoked. But hey, I mean, when

1710
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 2: you're defeated, there's always nowhere to go but up.

1711
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: Nowhere to go it up. Well, make sure to tell

1712
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: them to listen to this episode.

1713
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 2: I will. Okay, Maybe well we can use it as

1714
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:52,160
Speaker 2: some motivation.

1715
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:55,280
Speaker 1: Maybe, hey, maybe you guys can pipe it in and

1716
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,360
Speaker 1: you can just play it at.

1717
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,599
Speaker 2: The anion at the country club. There you go.

1718
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, this will be great, Well.

1719
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:08,599
Speaker 2: We will ye. You're like, this is a possible, but

1720
01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 2: it is also is Iowa, so it's possible. They don't

1721
01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 2: have broadband internet.

1722
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:12,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, that.

1723
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,080
Speaker 2: Hasn't come there yet.

1724
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,559
Speaker 1: Make it fun of Iowa never gets old, it never does.

1725
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:18,400
Speaker 1: It never gets old.

1726
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:20,800
Speaker 2: It's like them in South Dakota. I can make fun

1727
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:23,559
Speaker 2: of them all day. Oh yeah, I mean, what does

1728
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,200
Speaker 2: South Dakota have Mount Rushmore?

1729
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:28,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like not like really cool things to

1730
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,080
Speaker 1: look at. Well that's about it.

1731
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 2: My favorite, though, I think, is North Dakota because they

1732
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:37,280
Speaker 2: have so little in their state. If you see their

1733
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 2: tourism commercials, it's just people dancing around a fire and

1734
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:45,839
Speaker 2: it says legendary North Dakota, legendary home of Eric Larson.

1735
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:47,439
Speaker 2: Did you know you.

1736
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,080
Speaker 1: Can play blackjack and the bars there?

1737
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:52,160
Speaker 2: I did not? You can like charity gambling?

1738
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:54,559
Speaker 1: Yes, well that's exactly what it is.

1739
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 2: So it's like two dollars a hand blackjack.

1740
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the boy Scouts of America run on the

1741
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:00,559
Speaker 1: table or.

1742
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 2: Well you know that might be a way to mess

1743
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 2: make money for the Boy America. Yeah, I mean screw

1744
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:09,160
Speaker 2: selling popcorn. Let's run, Let's run a just running blackjack

1745
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:12,200
Speaker 2: run back room blackjack game.

1746
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's I've never seen it personally, but Eric,

1747
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Eric's really hyping it up. He lost his lost his

1748
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:21,200
Speaker 1: ass and the tables there, he lost his short. But

1749
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:23,920
Speaker 1: it's a it's a donation, it's charitable. Yeah, exactly.

1750
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:26,880
Speaker 2: So it makes you feel okay with losing.

1751
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta feel good about yourself after.

1752
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:33,000
Speaker 2: It's like you just helped that fire department by new helmets.

1753
01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:34,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, or at least the pizza.

1754
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:35,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1755
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah