Speaker 1: Best Bits of the week with Morgan listener Q and a.
Speaker 2: What's up everybody? It is listener Q and A time
Speaker 2: Lunchbox is still here joining me on a Saturday because
Speaker 2: he has also convinced all of you guys that he's
Speaker 2: joining me here on a Saturday. But spoiler alert, he
Speaker 2: is not. It's definitely not a Saturday, but Lunchbox seems
Speaker 2: to think it is.
Speaker 1: It is it is. I don't know what day you
Speaker 1: think this is, but.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you have listeners convinced, so in my question,
Speaker 2: they're like, hope you guys have a fun Saturday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, I no it is.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what you even got MiG doing it
Speaker 2: last week and he's like, here's happy Saturday, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is happening? No, it is Saturday, trickling down the
Speaker 2: line just because I.
Speaker 1: Mean mentally, maybe it's not good to say it's Saturday,
Speaker 1: because then it makes you realize you're using your weekend
Speaker 1: to do this. But hey, that's what we do for
Speaker 1: the people, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: All Right, we're gonna start with some shout outs, no question.
Speaker 2: I just think he is the greatest Brenda from Round Rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my friend Brenda.
Speaker 2: What up write Round Rock? Has anyone told you that
Speaker 2: you look like Richie from The Bear? Jamie? She said,
Speaker 2: this is a compliment because he's very attractive.
Speaker 1: I don't think I look like Richie from The Bear.
Speaker 2: I could see it a little bit. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but like you would have to like buzz cut your
Speaker 2: hair from me. Yeah, fully see it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't that one. I don't ever, I've
Speaker 1: never gotten and I'm not sure it's accurate.
Speaker 2: But I could see it though. I just yeah, you'd
Speaker 2: have to have a buzz cut because his is like
Speaker 2: always a buzz cut.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, don't watch he's in three Horrible. Okay, My faves
Speaker 2: are you and Morgan Jane from Ohio. Super sweet. Valerie
Speaker 2: from West Virginia. She would like to thank you for
Speaker 2: your birthday cameo awful but funny.
Speaker 1: Awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it was awful awful. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: what you did.
Speaker 1: Wow, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 2: Your name was Valerie from West Virginia. Somebody could have
Speaker 2: bought it for yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I want to hold on.
Speaker 2: Well, we have questions to get Yeah, I know, I want.
Speaker 1: To see I want to see my what is it called?
Speaker 1: I want to see if I have it. I want
Speaker 1: to look it up and see how bad it was. Okay,
Speaker 1: you keep going. Her name was Valerie, he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: her name is Valerie? All right, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: come on, man, when did I do Valerie?
Speaker 2: Oh? Great, guys, he's scrolling his phone again. This is
Speaker 2: what happens.
Speaker 1: Nicole, Courtney, Lisa, Vicki, Irie, Angie, Matt, Susan, Rachel. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Valerie? Parla Bill?
Speaker 2: It's Valerie. But okay, we're gonna have to get give
Speaker 2: up this keep going. Okay, we're gonna do some questions.
Speaker 2: Can you tell if any of his art? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 2: sorry that that was weird. Can you say at Valerie?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 1: I completed on April third, twenty twenty four. It was
Speaker 1: let me see. It's her fifty sixth birthday. She is
Speaker 1: the number one fan of the Bybone Show. She adores
Speaker 1: you also very much. We want hers her happy birthday
Speaker 1: and let her know she's the very best gammy there
Speaker 1: ever was, and we love her so much. And what
Speaker 1: was so terrible about this?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're going to play like a three minute clip,
Speaker 2: aren't you be Ohvalerie, Oh yes, it's me.
Speaker 1: Lunch Bob. I don't know how. That's terrible.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a lot of yelling for our Saturday.
Speaker 2: Can you tell if any of your sons have the
Speaker 2: weird arm thing that you do Emily in California.
Speaker 1: I have not checked yet. So far, I have not
Speaker 1: been able to. I haven't noticed it. But I do
Speaker 1: need to check. I need to see if.
Speaker 2: They can do like a full blown arm test of
Speaker 2: like how far can you raise your head?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I can raise my arm. It's about touching
Speaker 1: your shoulders and it's about putting your palm to the sky.
Speaker 1: Like if you put your arm straight out and like
Speaker 1: someone's handing you change, I can't do that. It's sort
Speaker 1: of like we'll.
Speaker 2: Just like even if your arm is just like folded
Speaker 2: not not straight out, you can't even just like.
Speaker 1: No, I have to turn my whole body. I have
Speaker 1: to lean left, lean right.
Speaker 2: You look pretty funny doing that, oh.
Speaker 1: Trust me. It's like when you go to the doctor
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, can I put this that that
Speaker 1: pulse thing or whatever on your arm? You have to
Speaker 1: turn your arm because they want it to be a
Speaker 1: certain way or they're looking like or they're gonna draw
Speaker 1: blood and they need a vein. They're like, oh, here,
Speaker 1: just put it like this. I'm like, no, no, I can't.
Speaker 1: I gotta I can't just put it like that. It's
Speaker 1: not like that. It's easy for some people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also it could be hard to tell right
Speaker 2: now with your kids because they're so much younger. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it'll come out. Did it come out
Speaker 2: for you like when you were super young?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't notice it when I was young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Also, I feel like when
Speaker 2: you're young, you're very limber. You are very limber, You're
Speaker 2: kind of like, goof.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a lot of muscle and stuff that
Speaker 1: it's crazy. You're just a bunch of tendons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so not yet. Emily, how is Babybox liking
Speaker 2: kindergarten from cam in Green Bay?
Speaker 1: He is rocking the kindergarten. He loves riding the bus.
Speaker 1: He thinks that is the coolest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: The one thing I did learn is when they get home,
Speaker 1: you don't ask them how their day was because you
Speaker 1: get a I don't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to answer questions. All what jep for lunch?
Speaker 1: I said, no questions. They're like raging lunatics when they
Speaker 1: get home from kindergarten. But as the day goes on,
Speaker 1: if you'll just patiently, wait, slowly, he'll start to reveal information,
Speaker 1: like he'll he'll he'll spill some tea, you know.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, kindergarten, Well not.
Speaker 1: Just like what they did that day. We read three stories,
Speaker 1: we did this, we went to music, we went to
Speaker 1: jim we.
Speaker 2: He just needs a little time to deconvern.
Speaker 1: That's what I've learned. But you know, as a you know,
Speaker 1: great parent that I am, I want to know everything
Speaker 1: right away right now. Tell anybody, hey, whatever you know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's loving it. He's doing he's doing great.
Speaker 2: Oh good. Did baby Box end up wearing the backpack
Speaker 2: Glori in Michigan speaking of school?
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, my wife vetoed the backpack, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like I tried.
Speaker 2: I didn't even make it to the school.
Speaker 1: Right, it didn't make it to the school. I brought
Speaker 1: it home from the store saying, hey, look I found
Speaker 1: in my backpack and this is what we wear it
Speaker 1: on the first day be hilarious.
Speaker 2: And she was like, she's just sitting at your house
Speaker 2: or did you go there?
Speaker 1: I just return it.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like not doing that, and I said, no,
Speaker 1: it's funny. The first day of school, everybody like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, and she's like, no sense to him.
Speaker 2: Spiderman backpack, it was.
Speaker 1: It's a Spider Man backpack for the wind is what
Speaker 1: he wore to school, and he loves it and he
Speaker 1: thinks it's so cool and yeah, but he does one
Speaker 1: thing as funny as he gets off the bus and
Speaker 1: he's like, Dad, I take my backpack. It's so sweat
Speaker 1: it makes me so sweaty. I'm like, bro, you know
Speaker 1: you can take it off on the bus and set
Speaker 1: it in your lap. But there's the little kids. They
Speaker 1: just sit there with the backpack on on the bus. Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 2: They're still learning.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then he told me I'm a liar because
Speaker 1: I told him, you know what's crazy about school buses
Speaker 1: they don't have seat belts. And he gets off the
Speaker 1: bus that first time and he's like, Dad, you were wrong,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean? He goes they have seat belts.
Speaker 2: Oh, they have seat belts on school buses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think he uses it.
Speaker 2: It's win.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Huh, that's what I said.
Speaker 2: It was always pretty dangerous. You just saw a bunch
Speaker 2: of kids in a bus and nobody had a seatbell on.
Speaker 1: I agree, it's wild, it's weird.
Speaker 2: That's cool, cool invention. Good job, but not only they
Speaker 2: use them. Oh, never mind, bad job because.
Speaker 1: I don't need The bus driver's gonna sit there and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you need to buckle up when you're
Speaker 1: not moving until you buckle up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's true, And.
Speaker 1: Then she'd had to get up and help everybody unbuckle
Speaker 1: because kids can't figure it out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they may be too young, I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Definitely safer, though, you would think they would start be
Speaker 2: learning from you guys riding with y'all though, right, because
Speaker 2: he buckle himself yet, Yeah he does, so, yeah he knows.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, don't ask me. I'm not on the bus,
Speaker 1: so I can't tell you what happens.
Speaker 2: Speaking of kids, Katie Kate in South Carolina wants the good, bad,
Speaker 2: and ugly. I'm going from two to three kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's nothing ugly about it. I mean the first
Speaker 1: few months, you're like, what we did is we were
Speaker 1: more like single parents? Is she you know, basically took
Speaker 1: care of the newborn because she had to, you know,
Speaker 1: give it the milk, give it the the boob as
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, she had to boob it,
Speaker 1: and me I would have to take care of the
Speaker 1: two older kids. And that that was rough. It was exhausting,
Speaker 1: It was tiring, but I mean it's it hadn't been.
Speaker 1: There's nothing ugly. I haven't really seen any ugly. Besides that,
Speaker 1: that was the rough. The first three four months was tough.
Speaker 1: But besides that, it's been fantastic. It's been great. You
Speaker 1: worry about like, oh, is one going to be left out?
Speaker 1: Are they going to get along? Are they?
Speaker 2: These dudes are like, geez, they're all best friends.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, and the two year old trying
Speaker 1: to keep up with the you know, the older two
Speaker 1: running around and trying to wrestle with them. It's been
Speaker 1: nothing but just pure awesome. It's chaos all the time. Like,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, it's crazy, it's loud, but it's
Speaker 1: freaking awesome. Like it's I wouldn't say it's bad. At all. Okay,
Speaker 1: and they start more taking care of themselves. Like they start,
Speaker 1: they run in a pack, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about them as much.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I guess you're going from two to three kids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, from go from go from two to three? No
Speaker 1: big deal, like it ain't no thing but a chicken way.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Okay, We're gonna go a quick break. We'll
Speaker 2: be right back. Is your soccer team letting you back
Speaker 2: on after knowing you kept their money? Paulina from Texas.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't really know I kept their money. They
Speaker 1: never knew there was money because they never asked me
Speaker 1: about the gift card.
Speaker 2: You don't think some of them know on some level, Well,
Speaker 2: no one said anything.
Speaker 1: And speaking of we are starting a new season. If
Speaker 1: any females in Nashville that actually know how to play
Speaker 1: soccer want to join our team, we only have two
Speaker 1: girls and you have to have two girls on the
Speaker 1: field at the time, so we have no girl subs.
Speaker 1: So if any girls that live in Nashville that want
Speaker 1: to play on Wednesday nights co ed, please dm me
Speaker 1: on the insta.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you think somebody's gonna join your team after
Speaker 2: learning that you take the prize. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean a chance to play with the celebrity. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm asking any females if you know any females
Speaker 1: that actually know how to play soccer, not someone that
Speaker 1: just wants to come out there just because you want
Speaker 1: to be on a team, but like, actually knows how
Speaker 1: to play soccer. We'd really appreciate the help.
Speaker 2: Thanks, cool, good, good, sign up. Shit here. Tracy from
Speaker 2: Washington wants an update on Coaches Convention four.
Speaker 1: Oh, are you gonna come? Because Washington is a long
Speaker 1: ways away, but Coaches Convention four will be happening MLK
Speaker 1: Day weekend, trying to lock everything.
Speaker 2: Down, happening here in Nashville. Guys, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be here in Nashville, and I'm sorry every year,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna get it better. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it quicker. It's gonna be available sooner. But my unorganizational
Speaker 1: like mess of life, like I'm just not I'm just
Speaker 1: not organized and I am last minute do everything. But yes,
Speaker 1: we're working on it. It's going to happen. It'll be
Speaker 1: ready to go, hopefully. I don't know when October first,
Speaker 1: you can buy tickets. Okay, I'll say that maybe so, yes,
Speaker 1: please please come. We'd love to have you.
Speaker 2: It's a blast mark off the date. Maybe I'll come again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're goanna come. We know who's not invited, though.
Speaker 2: That's true, they're not invited. Do you seriously dislike Abby?
Speaker 2: Or is it just a bit Milana from California.
Speaker 1: I don't know where anybody got that I dislike Abby.
Speaker 1: I've never said I don't because I've never said I
Speaker 1: do not like Abby. So you people saying I don't
Speaker 1: like Abby, you are making that up in your own head.
Speaker 1: I have never said I don't like Abby.
Speaker 2: I think people are insinuating that because of how you
Speaker 2: treat her.
Speaker 1: No, I never I don't treat I just tell her
Speaker 1: the truth. Now. Do I like her singing voice? No?
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean I don't like Abby. Just because
Speaker 1: I don't like something about someone doesn't mean I don't
Speaker 1: like them. I don't like the way Morgan drives, but
Speaker 1: I still like Morgan.
Speaker 2: I am not.
Speaker 1: We are you know what I'm saying. Like Just because
Speaker 1: you don't like a certain thing about them doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you don't like them as a person.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good, good point. But I think that's where
Speaker 2: the insinuation is going.
Speaker 1: Thank you, don't don't be putting like assuming things. You
Speaker 1: know what that does. It makes an ass out of
Speaker 1: you and me.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that since like my grandparents.
Speaker 1: When I was okay, great.
Speaker 2: You ever consider yourself to be a big brother figure
Speaker 2: to Morgan on the show, Danny from Kansas.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I don't consider myself a bit.
Speaker 1: I don't know a big brother.
Speaker 2: I would consider you like my brother.
Speaker 1: Well I okay, I was gonna say like a friend maybe,
Speaker 1: but definitely a friend.
Speaker 2: But there's like also moments where you have the like
Speaker 2: brotherly instincts.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. I mean, yeah, I give her a
Speaker 1: hard time, like I give my sister a hard time,
Speaker 1: and it's on. It's fun to poker sometimes because that's
Speaker 1: what siblings do. But yeah, I guess you could say
Speaker 1: I'm the big brother because I've never been a big brother,
Speaker 1: so this is what it's like. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You did also give me a hug after I
Speaker 2: shared the breakup news, so yeah, yeah that was very brotherly.
Speaker 1: That's rough. Rough, that's rough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 1: But I knew deep down something's wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Morgan.
Speaker 1: Morgan was walking around here, she wasn't herself, and I
Speaker 1: was like, hmm, something's going on over there.
Speaker 2: Then he courted me a room and I just started
Speaker 2: crying and I was like, hey, are you okay?
Speaker 1: And then she was looking at me and her face
Speaker 1: melting and I was like, oh no, oh no, what
Speaker 1: are we doing? This is awkward.
Speaker 2: Can't hide anything from you. So to answer that question, yes,
Speaker 2: it is like a big brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, well, I gotta go do
Speaker 1: sore losers you okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that has happened. All right. Last one?
Speaker 2: What is your mount rushmore of things you like to
Speaker 2: complain about? Chris in Massachusetts?
Speaker 1: Dang, Chris. I don't like to come. I don't like
Speaker 1: to complain. I hate complaining, do you No, No, I do.
Speaker 1: It's just that you've got to complain. When things are
Speaker 1: not right, you have to complain or how will people
Speaker 1: fix them?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think everything you do is feedback, but
Speaker 2: I think a lot of what you do is like
Speaker 2: criticism versus it's feedback.
Speaker 1: Like Number one is tipping. I love to complain about
Speaker 1: tipping because that is so annoying.
Speaker 2: That's annoying.
Speaker 1: Number two. What do I complain about?
Speaker 2: What else do I complain about?
Speaker 1: Oh, not winning the lotteries? Number two? I mean, gosh,
Speaker 1: I would love to be able to not to take
Speaker 1: that off Mount Rushmore. I'd love to just win the
Speaker 1: lottery so I can never complain about the lottery again.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. Number three.
Speaker 2: I feel like number three, at least lately has been
Speaker 2: like restaurants opening or closing.
Speaker 1: Oh, restaurants in their poor service and not being open
Speaker 1: at the right time. That's pretty bad. And then number
Speaker 1: four is the lack of respect I get as a
Speaker 1: a huge celebrity. Sometimes it's that's just disappointing.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, really solid.
Speaker 1: Mount Rushing there nailed that one.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Okay, Lunchbox, thank you for joining me
Speaker 2: and answering all these questions and for making me laugh
Speaker 2: this weekend. I needed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't need it, Like I mean, I know
Speaker 1: this was a hard one to get through and you
Speaker 1: weren't your normal self, and you know, Hey, that's what
Speaker 1: we do though, guys, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: do it with the show now, I do it with
Speaker 1: the best bits. I just put it on my back
Speaker 1: and I carry it and carry it and carry it.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I'm also carrying it. I just came in
Speaker 2: and did it. I'm like T Swift. I can do
Speaker 2: it with a broken heart.
Speaker 1: You know when did T Swift do it with a
Speaker 1: broken heart?
Speaker 2: It's a song she has right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, well there you go. Didn't know that, you know?
Speaker 2: Accurate timing?
Speaker 1: Good call. Yeah, you're just like T Swift and I
Speaker 1: am I don't know who I am?
Speaker 2: Then MVP.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you finally admit it. Thank you guys. Listen,
Speaker 1: send Morgan your love her address. You can send the flowers.
Speaker 2: I don't even I was like your phone number was
Speaker 2: on there once upon a time. Okay, tell the people
Speaker 2: where they can listen to.
Speaker 1: You sore losers podcast check us out Ray and I
Speaker 1: you know, we do a podcast. It's fun. It's idiots
Speaker 1: two dudes being dumb. Uh if you want to laugh, yes,
Speaker 1: we're on there and Radio Lunchbox on Instagram. Remember if females,
Speaker 1: if you want to play soccer, we need you, We
Speaker 1: need you bad, We need you.
Speaker 2: Are you actually checking your DM so I don't feel
Speaker 2: like you've checked it?
Speaker 1: No I will, I will because since I put the
Speaker 1: call out, I will check it.
Speaker 2: Okay. God, I was gonna say, most of the time
Speaker 2: people send me stuff and say show this to lunch
Speaker 2: fo Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well sometimes because you still taught me that there's ones
Speaker 1: that you don't even see and I don't even know where.
Speaker 1: I still forget where.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, and they even made it harder for that,
Speaker 2: So that's tough. Yeah, and you can follow me. I will,
Speaker 2: Girl Morgan. You can also go listen to my new podcast,
Speaker 2: Take This Personally, had on Olympian Missy Franklin and adaptive
Speaker 2: athlete Amy Breen this weekend. It was super inspiring. So
Speaker 2: maybe a little light in the darkness. If anybody else
Speaker 2: is struggling.
Speaker 1: Are you checking in your dms right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't see you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, dms are open, she said, She just said it
Speaker 1: are open, all right.
Speaker 2: They're not open. Okay, see everybody later. Bye.
Speaker 1: That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
Speaker 1: parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms.
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