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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Druggling right now, boy, it's time

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Remember text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. It doesn't matter. And we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you're free to say excuse me, I free to

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Speaker 1: say anything. Oh no, my throat. Free to say anything

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Speaker 1: you want because nobody will know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody stays anonymous.

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Speaker 1: The reason I'm struggling is do you ever get so

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Speaker 1: hungry where it feel like you're about to puke? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just happened right when I was about to start talking.

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Speaker 1: I was so gross, hunger, pangs, almost puke, feeling angry,

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Speaker 1: is on the phone, angry about that? Angry is on

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Speaker 1: the phone? What's up? Angry? Hi? What's up? Not much?

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Speaker 1: I'm obviously hungry right now. But um, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do? Yes? Okay, what it did? So?

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Speaker 1: When Netflix was like brand new, I really wanted it

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Speaker 1: but was not willing to pay, and so I hoped

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Speaker 1: to put this guy who had a Netflix account and like,

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Speaker 1: yeah I was. I definitely was, and uh and he

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Speaker 1: gave me his logging info, and I, to this day,

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Speaker 1: five years later, still use his account. I mean probably money.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of people probably share you'll secret, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that guy slept with hundreds of people. Well no, if

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Speaker 1: he was lucky, maybe, so he hasn't noticed at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't really know. I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen him in any stupid question. I apologize for the

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Speaker 1: dumb question. That was a very stupid question. Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: do that and I catch myself and I just have

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Speaker 1: to call it out because I know people are probably

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Speaker 1: thinking it to be like, wow, isn't dumb question? And

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Speaker 1: if they're not, they should be thinking that, you know,

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Speaker 1: because anyway, terrible question. He obviously hasn't noticed. What are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do when he does find out? That's better?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? I mean, I'm waiting for the day. I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting for the day. I don't think he's ever going

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Speaker 1: to find out. He might actually, because they have settings

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Speaker 1: in the back like in Netflix, where you can go

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Speaker 1: and you can see like how many people are logged

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Speaker 1: into your account? Oh really? Oh yeah, because and you

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Speaker 1: can end the session. Because I did that once there

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Speaker 1: was like twenty people logged in. Because we always like

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Speaker 1: put it in when we would go to Airbnb's Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then we would't log out, so all these people

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Speaker 1: all over the world, you know, I say, it's we're

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Speaker 1: using our Netflix password because it's there. I guarantee you

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Speaker 1: this dude that you hooked up with just so you

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Speaker 1: could get his net and it was just so you

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Speaker 1: can get his Netflix password. I mean at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day, yeah, oh wow, you use him. Was

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Speaker 1: it enjoyable at although the actual act of it or

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Speaker 1: was it the whole time? You're just like, say fourteen

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Speaker 1: dollars a month. I'm gonna say fourteen dollars a month.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fourteen dollars a month. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like the worst afternoon in my life, but you

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Speaker 1: know whatever, I saw him like twice. This is just

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Speaker 1: another example of women taking advantage of men. It happens

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Speaker 1: all the time, doesn't Alex Well Men take advantage of

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Speaker 1: women all the time too. What's that saying, like we

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Speaker 1: always know what time it is because there's one mic

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Speaker 1: wave one on the stove. I've actually never heard that before.

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Speaker 1: But because women's belonging in the kitchen making a gain

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Speaker 1: a sandwich, doing laundry, you know, it goes both ways. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well men kind of suck, so I don't feel bad

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Speaker 1: for him at all. I guarantee you he's at home though,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, I never watched When did I watch that?

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Speaker 1: You know, because it shows you suggested things you should

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Speaker 1: watch and if someone else is using your account, that's

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Speaker 1: happened to me and Alex so many times. We're so confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm like asking my fifteen year old daughter, like, U

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Speaker 1: were you watching this? Watch really weird Real sex Diaries.

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Speaker 1: It's like, no, I didn't come on, No, I promise,

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Speaker 1: And then we find out that somebody in Rhode Island

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Speaker 1: probably watching. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Yes, thank you so much for listenings. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret