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Speaker 2: It's time.

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Speaker 1: Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too. All right,

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Speaker 1: the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And wherever you are,

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Speaker 3: if you're driving at home or still stuck in the

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Speaker 3: ballpit of chucky cheese from last night, raise your glass

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Speaker 3: because we're about to salute our brand new hero of

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Speaker 3: the week. Today's hero is a thirty nine year old

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Speaker 3: woman named Crystal Gable from Colorado who just found out

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Speaker 3: some shocking news. She learned that somehow she is running

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Speaker 3: for president of the United States, and she is not

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Speaker 3: happy about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, it's a job nobody wants. I don't

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Speaker 1: blame you, Kristal.

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Speaker 3: She didn't plan to run, doesn't want to run. But

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Speaker 3: as a hero, sometimes people just recognize your greatness work.

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Speaker 1: We can I just ask like, how is this working?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, She's gonna be on the ballot for Minnesota's upcoming primary,

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Speaker 3: running as the candidate for the Legalized Marijuana Now Party.

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Speaker 1: And I thought you said she was at cole.

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Speaker 3: How did this even happen? Crystal used to be in

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Speaker 3: like jose might randomly sign up for like a cat's

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Speaker 4: Jgitimately following cats wearing hats on Instagram?

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Speaker 5: Okay, not kidding, following.

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Speaker 1: But she's in Colorado, so basically she's just on Facebook, you.

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Speaker 1: Who is that group?

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Speaker 3: But someone in Minnesota just randomly selected one of the

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Speaker 3: Minnesota primary. Wow, it's too late to have it removed.

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Speaker 3: So she's actively going around telling p well, please do

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Speaker 1: Okay, and I know.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what a hero would say.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think if all the candidates use reverse psychology

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Speaker 1: Really tell us why you suck.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately for her, the story has gotten so popular. There's

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Speaker 3: That's why she is our hero of the week. And

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Speaker 3: now it's on to our shock collar question of the

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Speaker 3: day with our hero of the Minute, Digital Jake. He's

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Speaker 3: my personal minute man. Take it away, Jake, very nice,

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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Speaker 8: Looking around the room at these tired Warren faces, all

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Speaker 8: And Two everyone here needs a vacation because she doesn't

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Speaker 8: he's not one through twenty on this list to the Day, Family,

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Speaker 8: you'll be naming the top twenty most forgotten items to

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Speaker 9: Man plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 8: And as always, if you hear this sound, that means

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey Year First, Okay, I want to say extra thick

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Speaker 3: Okay, all those stuff, So that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, luggage is not in the top twenty.

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Speaker 3: No, I want to travel with you though, Yeah, you travel.

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Speaker 8: Toothpaste is the number one most forgotten item people forget

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with It's the hardest if you forget

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Speaker 2: it to buy a new one, personally a bathing suit.

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Speaker 3: I know what I forget to bring on vacations, but

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it's on everybody's list though. Disguises, bigs,

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Speaker 3: something a little more basic, like shaving equipment.

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Speaker 5: Not like I bring.

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Speaker 8: what you guys missed a hair brush was number two.

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Speaker 1: I don't really pack that.

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Speaker 9: First aid kit number four hair dryer.

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Speaker 8: Or curly iron is the word for it. Umbrella was six,

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Speaker 1: Apparently nobody else forgets their underwears.

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Speaker 3: We all got, so Brooke comes out on top of

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Speaker 1: I remember last time I traveled with you, Jeff, we

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Speaker 3: while singing anti Hero, here we go, it's me Hi

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Speaker 3: on the problem, It's me tea, everybody deep in the.

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Speaker 9: Throat, don't break it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your shockolar question.

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Speaker 7: Of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook came to

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Speaker 3: You just say yes or no. It just fits you.

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Speaker 3: let's go. Number one, you don't ever sleep past nine am.

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Speaker 1: Well, because I have kids, juff.

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Speaker 3: Number two, you've called a thirty year old an infantilizing

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Speaker 3: call everybody that's very middle age all the time. Number three,

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Speaker 1: I don't do that.

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Speaker 3: You don't know where do you write?

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Speaker 3: Number four, you go into the bank to make a deposit.

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Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, how do you explain all the free suckers

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Speaker 3: every day you're calling bs on that Brook those to

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Speaker 3: the story. Yeah, that's middle aged. The number five. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: No, because I can't take my glasses off, Jeff, I

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Speaker 12: The fact that you.

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Speaker 1: In case, it's third goal.

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Speaker 3: According to the test that Brook, you are mega middle aged. Congratulations.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So, but here's the good news. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: I don't think I like it right out.

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Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that sunk his entire life savings

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Speaker 3: Those other bulls eye boneheads just don't. This first laser

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Speaker 3: story is out of South Carolina. A couple named Joshua

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Speaker 1: Do you get away from the first one to be

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Speaker 3: Cops called them the Bonnie and Clyde wannabes. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Pizza Palace. Nothing

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Speaker 1: Monday is your hard.

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Speaker 3: Day, tesday. That's exactly what happened at a Pizza Hut branch. Oh,

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Speaker 4: CIRCUMCISIONI oh god, unhappy hours.

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Speaker 3: You already guess. The restaurant sign quickly went viral. There's

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Speaker 1: Work it out.

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Speaker 3: Also, someone said, half expected to see incontinence instead of inconvenience,

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Speaker 3: People also started sharing their run ins with terrible typos,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do it on purpose the street see me

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Speaker 3: This next Lazzer story is out of Valentine's Day headquarters. Yes,

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Speaker 3: normally there isn't much overlap between wanting to send a

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Speaker 3: But yeah, if you do fit into that category, you

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Speaker 3: It's Not Me, It's You Package, So you can choose

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. The soundest part is I probably would still

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Speaker 3: It's nice to give them the gifts so that they

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Speaker 5: I like that one because its kind of funny. Like

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Speaker 3: There's I have the hots for your roommate, goes kind

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Speaker 9: Oh the direct one.

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Speaker 1: God, you really hope that the other person did something

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Speaker 2: The delivery driver dropping these off.

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Speaker 1: Y, does he make eye contact? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Insomnia said in a press release that this is a

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Speaker 3: They're trying to make it sound sweet. The pack, if

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Speaker 1: And listen to the message.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the happiest place

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Speaker 3: on Earth here Disney.

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Speaker 1: Oh my bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, oh god? Not after the cookies.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 3: A TikToker named Matthew Abeles who has six hundred and

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Speaker 3: It was originally purchased for eight dollars and did not

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Speaker 5: Like, oh, really, I've heard it.

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Speaker 4: You know, I know because I watch a lot of

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Speaker 3: Gonna sell them. And when he went to the turnstile

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Speaker 3: That's a long no one should be.

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Speaker 5: That's awful.

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Speaker 3: They gave him a one day ticket, which today is

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Speaker 1: Dude. I bet it's so much more joyous to experience

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Speaker 2: The life seems so long.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it hasn't been three hour wait already.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's even better when you climb the fence to

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Speaker 3: this guide to send him to Disneyland someday because he's

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Speaker 3: It's been a dream of this. That sound means laser

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Speaker 7: Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Standing out in the dating world is not easy. You

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Speaker 3: So why not be a little different and instead throw

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Speaker 1: It's spiders eight arms, great huggers.

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Speaker 3: Or at the bars, instead of offering to buy a

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you're gonna say around in nachos.

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Speaker 3: I'm a gentleman. But another way to stand out from

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Speaker 3: the rest is to leave a voicemail that's so weird,

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Speaker 3: the guy from a brand new Loser line. Not a

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Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this, what's up with you?

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number? It's a line good by, Just.

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Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the Loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 3: I'll make it Bruce Wayne on you get it like rain.

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Speaker 3: But I said Wayne, because I'm Bruce Wayne. Wait, why

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Speaker 3: on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 11: Next message, why.

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Speaker 6: And hey, it's me.

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Speaker 12: It's May You remember you met me a few months

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Speaker 13: I did not forgive it. So here I am wishing

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Speaker 6: For he's a jolly goodfellow.

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Speaker 14: For he's a jolly goodfellow.

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Speaker 12: Or he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.

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Speaker 12: Even though you didn't call me back, I still never

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Speaker 13: And don't forget it.

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Speaker 12: My birthday is in two months, two weeks, two days.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yes, it's your birthday day.

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Speaker 3: Is the real life happy birthday reminder from Facebook, fellow

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Speaker 1: I think it's just for old people in general. I'm

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Speaker 1: just sad if that's the only birthday wish Brian got.

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Speaker 6: Of the show.

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Speaker 12: Clarly, what's going on is Zach from the other night.

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Speaker 12: I feel like I was talking a lot about myself.

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Speaker 12: You know, I got that overall athletic background. But don't

449
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Speaker 12: get it wrong. I'm not just the typical jock, meathead

450
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 12: athlete dummy. I do have a soft side to myself,

451
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 12: especially when I'm at home and I'm in my comfort zone,

452
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Speaker 12: and there's things that I like to do that I

453
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Speaker 12: don't tell everybody. So one of those things is I

454
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 12: like to dress up like Ariana Grande. I'm just throw

455
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Speaker 12: on some glitter on my face, put my hair in

456
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 12: the closest thing to a ponytailer that my hair can do,

457
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 12: and laying on the bed, don't thank you next, thank

458
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 12: you next. I feel like, in a non weird way,

459
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 12: I can relate to her. Hey, don't don't get it twisted,

460
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 12: all right, I am straight fully.

461
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Speaker 1: All I want to do is buy this poor man

462
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Speaker 1: a wig. I mean, you don't need to do your

463
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: own ponytail. You think her hair is real? My friend? Yeah? Yeah,

464
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 1: if you're good to do it, let's do it right.

465
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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go all out with it.

466
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Speaker 1: Yes.

467
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Speaker 3: Speaking of Ari, I want to tell all of our listeners,

468
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Speaker 3: if you're on any other radio stations TikTok, I need

469
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Speaker 3: you to say thank you next and go to Brook

470
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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning, because we got song of

471
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Speaker 3: the Week clips on their second date reactions, even the

472
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Speaker 3: top loser line of the week that we post every

473
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: single week. It's worth a look at least.

474
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Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's great. It's kind of desperate at the end.

475
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Speaker 3: There I got. All I know is I've got no

476
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 3: more tears left to cry. So let's switch positions on

477
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Speaker 3: everyone and go back to our clips. Hit it next message.

478
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Speaker 14: Hello, I've been here for twenty minutes. You said Third

479
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 14: and Vine, right, Well, I'm here on third and Vine

480
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 14: and you're nowhere to be seen. I bought exactly what

481
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 14: you said. I got the three Homesypot gift cards, two

482
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 14: Jumba Juice smoothies, and a forty dollars gift card to

483
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Speaker 14: Baja Friesh.

484
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 12: What am I supposed to do with.

485
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Speaker 14: All of this. I'm not going to eat the Baja

486
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 14: Fresh and drink three smoothies by myself. What I'm here

487
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 14: to buy a PS five Holcome Craigslist, What do you want?

488
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 14: I'm just doing what I want to do. Keep moving,

489
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 14: do your business. Oh my god, I'm never doing anything

490
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 14: like this on Craigslist again. Think for wasting my time,

491
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Speaker 14: parasite o.

492
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Speaker 3: What she's standing in the middle of the road in

493
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 3: the intersection blocking the cars? Is that why everybody was hawking?

494
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: Really, she was in the car. You can't hold that

495
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: many jamba juices and stand up. You just can't. Your

496
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 1: hands would be so cold.

497
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't guy who ever gave her that loser line

498
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 3: go there to at least claim all that free stuff,

499
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 3: the free drinks, the gift cards.

500
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: If they want you to pay them in gift cards,

501
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: it's usually not a good deal.

502
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

503
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 3: Actually, well, I'll just say if you ever go on Craigslist,

504
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 3: you should use it for the other thing that you

505
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 3: go on there for, not forgetting PS five stuff. There's

506
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: a lot better services you can find on process.

507
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: Is that also in exchange for a whole segment?

508
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 3: I'll show you that EPs of it afterward, Let's go

509
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Speaker 3: the next clipt.

510
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Speaker 15: Hey Jack, I'm not really sure what's going on with

511
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 15: you right now. I've called you times and you're not refunding.

512
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 15: I've been kind of just running that that night through

513
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 15: my head, you know, and I don't know what I

514
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 15: did wrong or what bothered you. I mean, I remember

515
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 15: at that bar we were at, they had these like

516
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 15: pineapple little coasters that I think I think I turned

517
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 15: one upside down, and you might think that I was

518
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 15: trying to tell.

519
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 11: You that I was a swinger.

520
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 15: But I'm not.

521
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 7: I'm not.

522
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 15: I'm really not. I mean, I've been invited to those

523
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 15: parties before.

524
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Speaker 11: But I've never been inside.

525
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 15: Like I mean, I've been curious before, Like I've walked

526
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 15: up to the building where there was a swinger party,

527
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 15: but I never even you know, touched or knocked on

528
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 15: the door, even like I just kind of I mean,

529
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 15: I saw the shades were open, so I looked just

530
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 15: out of curiosity.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that message went another forty seconds to

532
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: be like I mean, I was, I was with the couple,

533
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 3: but I wasn't there with the eye contact, like it

534
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 3: was a mirror, So technically it doesn't count.

535
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy's the worst liar ever.

536
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, I have never had one partner by myself.

537
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, just be you.

538
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.

539
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: You can listen to Lose online regularly at this time

540
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: every week. You can make sure you subscribe to the

541
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to

542
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 3: all of our Loser lines, second dates, and phone tabs.

543
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 3: Right there, We're gonna do a brand new phone tap right.

544
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 7: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

545
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 3: When we look at society as a whole and we

546
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 3: focus on the bad people that are part of it,

547
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 3: you've basically got the thieves, the predators, and the people

548
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 3: who leave their Christmas lights up into January.

549
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: Beyond who they're okay, up until July.

550
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 3: Can I not be ridiculous? Just admit you're a terrible

551
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 3: person who likes giving the middle finger to all of

552
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 3: your neighbors. That's why we call a lady today from

553
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: the homeowners Association to let her know he has crossed

554
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: the line of decency and decorum in our community and

555
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 3: she must pay in your phone jack right now. Hello,

556
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you answered, so you're not on vacation for

557
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 3: the last month. What this is?

558
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 6: Emily yeah, yeah, I recognize the number.

559
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 3: No, this is Paul from the homeowners Association. I don't

560
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 3: think I know you.

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00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 6: Okay, Hi, yeah, I.

562
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Speaker 3: Was recently elected to the president.

563
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Speaker 5: Okay.

564
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 3: The reason for my call is, I'll try to be brief.

565
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: You still have your Christmas lights up?

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Speaker 6: I don't understand. What do you mean You.

567
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 3: Don't understand you don't have them up.

568
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 13: And I know I have them. Wait a minute, so

569
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 13: you're calling from the h away to come point about

570
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 13: the fact that my Christmas I threw up.

571
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: I'm not complaining. I'm just stating the fact that you

572
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 3: still have them up. Can we just agree on that part.

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00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 13: I do not understand what this business is of yours

574
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 13: if you're not complaining about them.

575
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 6: Okay, why are we talking?

576
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: Other neighbors have said that you would be difficult, so

577
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: I'm seeing what they're Oh my god, Look, you realize

578
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 3: that it's according to the bylaws, they should have been

579
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 3: down weeks ago.

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00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 13: Well, I'm not all that concerned about what rules.

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00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not even interested in your answer. I'm just

582
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: here to tell you you've occurred fines of fifty dollars

583
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 3: a day, so extrapolate that to today's date. You owe

584
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 3: us thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.

585
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 13: All right, I'm gonna have to get a lawyer around this.

586
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Speaker 6: This is ridiculous.

587
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 13: Lawyer Janet that called you.

588
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 3: There's no need to bring the other neighbors into this.

589
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: This isn't a dispute. You violated the bylaws.

590
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 13: Then I could understand it like I had out on

591
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 13: my sidewalk, which, by the way, Janet all the.

592
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Speaker 3: Time, got it, got it. Can you just shut up

593
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 3: for a second because all I need is the check.

594
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 3: Excuse me, thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.

595
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 13: I'm not doing that.

596
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: This is actually making a little bit more sense because

597
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: I went up and I saw your furniture through the

598
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 3: window of your house, and it looks like you probably

599
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 3: don't have the money to pay the fine. What the

600
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: is that? What this is? Look through my windows just

601
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: to make sure you were home.

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Speaker 13: How did you get elected?

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Speaker 10: Paul?

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Speaker 3: Sure, we could talk about me being the president of

605
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Speaker 3: the HOA, but we can both agree that your furniture

606
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: looks a little worn, oh like you got it for

607
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: free off Craigslist.

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Speaker 13: How dare you criticized Mike furniture?

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00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 3: What I'm just being honest. I didn't even mention how

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Speaker 3: I feel about your car.

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00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 13: Yes, let's talk about my car. It's a Toyota. You've

612
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 13: got something against Toyota.

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00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: Exactly in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 13: Oh oh my god.

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00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know if you've noticed, there's mostly rivions

616
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 3: and Tesla's on your block. So if you could just

617
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 3: go park your trash heap in a different neighborhood, then

618
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: you can uber back over here. We would really appreciate that.

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Speaker 13: There is no same way that this is real.

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00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 6: This has to be a joke.

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Speaker 13: There's no way that somebody in charge would actually talk

622
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 13: like this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, As I said before, I just got elected and

624
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: I planned to rule this neighborhood with an iron fist.

625
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: And if you don't feel like paying, there is a

626
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: clause in your agreement that allows us to legally airbn

627
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: be your home in order to make up for the losses.

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00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: That is legal.

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Speaker 3: It just relax, it's just on weekends.

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Speaker 13: What clearly, I'm going to live in my house on

631
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 13: the weekends.

632
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, no no. So you're you're gonna

633
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 3: live out in your piece of car in your driveway

634
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: and then we'll here's some guests come and stay inside

635
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Speaker 3: your house.

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Speaker 14: You are not going to air.

637
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 13: Be and be in my house for whatever this bull

638
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 13: fine you made up is that is not happening.

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Speaker 3: I mean we're gonna try. We'd be lucky to find

640
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 3: anybody that's willing to stay in that place.

641
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 13: But your insult and this tonn of sending attitude.

642
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 6: You need to tell me about your life and your house.

643
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 13: That you in your car, and your ugly kids and

644
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 13: you're horrible white.

645
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 11: What what the hell do you get off?

646
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: Did people tell you about my kids?

647
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 13: The manipulative? Stop it, Paul, I know what you're doing.

648
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 6: Stop it.

649
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I know my kids were voted in the

650
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 3: neighborhood as second ugliest children out of any of the houses.

651
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 6: But there is no.

652
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 3: Children. Fine, I guess if we're admitting I made up

653
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 3: something to excuse me thanks to your husband Eric.

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00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 12: What.

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00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was his idea to prank you, because my

656
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 3: real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

657
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you.

658
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 12: My god, oh my god, you are Yeah.

659
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: I'm serious. Eric said that you guys have been keeping

660
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: your lights up forever and you haven't been wanting to

661
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: take him down. He thought maybe this could convince you.

662
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I'm going to get him.

663
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 10: Sorry, I yelled at you so much.

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00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 3: You're gonna get him, and you're gonna get a new

666
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: couch so that it's not such an ico.

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00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 6: I think right now, you made me so mad.

668
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 3: I made you mad. You called my kids hideous?

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Speaker 8: Started it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's just call it even cool, all right?

671
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Speaker 7: Every morning was Wednesday Morning, twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

672
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: According to studies, about one in four people have been

673
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: ghosted after a first date.

674
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: That's a lot, dude.

675
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 15: Yeah, And if.

676
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 3: You're already not getting a second date or even a

677
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: response from that person, what's the harm in sending a

678
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: mildly threatening, pretty funny but underlying sense of danger and

679
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: threatening joke text just like once? Like, what's the harm

680
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 3: in that?

681
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm worried because I think he was threatening twice.

682
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: To make sure it was clear, because one of our

683
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: listeners did that, just trying to get the woman to

684
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 3: say anything back.

685
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: To him, like like I'm calling the cops.

686
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: Well, did he cross the line on a scale of

687
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 3: one to ten? I really don't believe in scales. And

688
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 3: you shouldn't either when you hear the one line that

689
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 3: he sent as a joke, and we're just minutes away

690
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: from it coming up in your second date update right

691
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 3: after this second date update. If you're getting ghosted by

692
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 3: a girl, guys are kind of in a tough spot

693
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 3: because you want to be respectful to them but also

694
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 3: show some initiative to let them know that you're interested.

695
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: Right, it's a fine line for sure.

696
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: At least till they filed the restraining her. I mean,

697
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 3: how lice is she going to know that you're inner her?

698
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: It's an obvious line. I can't restrain you.

699
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 3: One of our listeners, John, wasn't getting a text back

700
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 3: after his date, so he got creative with how to

701
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: get her response, and he's on the phone with us

702
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 3: right now. So John, why don't you just give us

703
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 3: the text that you sent to this girl. I want

704
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 3: to hear only the text.

705
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: Wait, this is the text he got ghosted from.

706
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 3: No, the last text that you sent to get creative

707
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 3: to get a response back. What what did you send her?

708
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're set up. Made me think that he

709
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: was going to be outside in a bush somewhere, hiding

710
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: outside of her house.

711
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 15: I see you?

712
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:13,439
Speaker 7: Yeah?

713
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, what was your last text?

714
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 11: Yeah? I said, I've noticed you're not responding. Do you

715
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 11: want to see your family again? You will text me back.

716
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: You're joking or.

717
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 5: Tell me you had been joking back and forth the

718
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 5: whole time?

719
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Had you already joked about a missing fair?

720
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 3: I personally hope he's serious with it, and that would

721
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 3: show how interested he truly was.

722
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 11: Well, my grocery bills have gone up since our family's

723
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 11: been in my apartment.

724
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 5: But but what real kidnapper?

725
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 9: We're not using this?

726
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: Was it already an inside joke between you two?

727
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 9: That's a good question.

728
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 11: Uh, not exactly?

729
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: Are you not at a police station?

730
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 15: Right?

731
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 3: I woulds Okay, Maybe was wrong for us to start

732
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 3: at the very end of the story. Let's go back

733
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 3: to the beginning, and maybe it makes sense.

734
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: When the family still where they're supposed to be.

735
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: Let's start with how you met this girl? What's her name?

736
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: By the way?

737
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: Okay, how'd you meet?

738
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 11: We were on a dating app? Not too unique.

739
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you told her nothing too special about you. I

740
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: guess we should go out.

741
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: I mean you sound funny, like, how did you strike

742
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: up a conversation with her on Tinder?

743
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 10: Uh, you know what.

744
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 11: She had a picture of her skydiving, so I had

745
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 11: done that in the past.

746
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 5: That's so relatable. Anytime I've ever met someone of that

747
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 5: skydives and then they meet somebody else.

748
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, yeah, it was your jump.

749
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 3: It was your jump.

750
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 5: How many hours have you clocked?

751
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: Really romantically and I I would never do that. You

752
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 3: do skydive all the time in your Fortnite video game

753
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 3: out of the plane to dive in.

754
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 5: This is different when you jump from the bus.

755
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 3: But I closed my eyes. Still, we all have our interests.

756
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 3: You bonded with CC over that. What'd you guys do

757
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 3: for your date?

758
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 11: We just went off for drinks. I really wanted to

759
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 11: get to know her, so I went to a quiet

760
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 11: spot where I could talk to her a little bit and.

761
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 3: Find out about her family and where what their schedule is. Okay,

762
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: how did drinks go?

763
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 11: I mean it went well. Eventually she needs to go

764
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 11: get a phone charger, but the phone's about to die,

765
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 11: so I took her to get the charger.

766
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I bought one.

767
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, totally. And what's nice about that is

768
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: you extend the date, right, Plus you're a hero.

769
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, and sort of what happens. She went to

770
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 11: go to the drug start and was like sort of

771
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 11: close to my place. So I was like, while we're here,

772
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 11: do you just want to check out my spot?

773
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 3: And she agreed, So she agreed.

774
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, I was driving, so I drove to the

775
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 11: closest one by my house.

776
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: You know, I know exactly where to get a charger.

777
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 3: It's weird. I have outlets in my home. Strange coincidence. Okay,

778
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 3: so she went back with you, Yeah she did?

779
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 15: What was that like?

780
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 11: So she came over my place and I made a

781
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 11: couple of cocktails, you know, try to impress it with that,

782
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 11: and I can buy them and I can make them.

783
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: Dude, I am always impressed when people can make like

784
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: a cocktail at home. A yeah, that's awesome.

785
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 7: Yeah.

786
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 11: And then we talked about a bucket list stuff, you know,

787
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 11: just the deeper conversations.

788
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 5: Or like what would you do if you want the lottery?

789
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: Right?

790
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 15: Yeah?

791
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 5: Like those are fun coms.

792
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: Well, and you guys have already skydives, so that's offul end,

793
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: you know, trying to discuss which family member do you

794
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: like the least, which family member is worth the most money?

795
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: In your humble opens if one went missing.

796
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that sounds like fun.

797
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean did she yeah, did she stay the night?

798
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 11: Yeah she did, so it went well. And okay, you know,

799
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 11: she just left her charger here. So that's what I

800
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 11: was trying to use to end back into.

801
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: Talking to her, to come back from well, maybe she's

802
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: not texting back because the phone's dead. She doesn't have

803
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: the charger, do you see?

804
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 11: You know what, I shouldn't have committed kidnapping, So.

805
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 3: Lead us to the point of like, how did you

806
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 3: send that joke text about her family? How did you

807
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 3: get there?

808
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 7: Yeah?

809
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I sent her text about the charger and

810
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 11: then he didn't respond, and then I just sent her

811
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 11: another text about like, hey, what's up and no response.

812
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 3: Huh Yeah. I wouldn't respond to that one either.

813
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Like that so funny.

814
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 11: And so then I sent her the joke one that

815
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 11: you guys know whether I said yeah, and then an

816
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,760
Speaker 11: hour later I sent another text to saying I'm joking,

817
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 11: and then there was no response to that either.

818
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 9: Clarify.

819
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I think she probably knew you were joking,

820
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: But you know, why do you even want to go

821
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: out with this girl?

822
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 3: She doesn't get your sense of humor.

823
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 11: We just had so much in common. We had a

824
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 11: great time. So I'm like, why did you come over

825
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 11: to my place if you didn't like me. I don't

826
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 11: understand why there's so many mixed signals right now.

827
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just for the electricity in your outlets like that.

828
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: Pretty But she left the charger. Yeah, it wasn't that

829
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: important to her.

830
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 3: It's almost like she was planning on coming back, if anything. Yeah, maybe,

831
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 3: I mean, we're gonna find out when we come back.

832
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: We'll call CC for you, make sure her family's okay,

833
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 3: and then try and get you a second date update

834
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: right after.

835
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: This important to confirm.

836
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just gonna check hold on second date update

837
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 3: if you're just joining us. Our listener, John is confused

838
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: because he went to drinks with a woman named Cec.

839
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 3: They picked up a charger for her dying phone, and

840
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 3: after that spent the entire evening over at his place

841
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 3: till she left the next day. But now CEC's not

842
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 3: responding and we don't know why. And John, in no

843
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 3: way do I want you to think that this has

844
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 3: anything to do with your romantic skills in the bedroom. Okay,

845
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 3: even though Brooke wrote it down on a piece of

846
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 3: paper and passed it to me while giggling uncontrollably. I

847
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 3: don't want you to think that, even though jose and

848
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 3: Alexis both went online and tweeted that they think it's that,

849
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 3: I just don't want you to think it.

850
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 11: I think she enjoyed herself thoroughly, and I think those

851
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 11: are all misconceptions the spirit, John, don't.

852
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 3: Let reality set in on your life. We're just kidding,

853
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 3: by the way, just like the way you were kidding

854
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: about the family abduction text that she sent her trying

855
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 3: to get her to respond to you.

856
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: She never even gave you a haha on that one.

857
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 5: Risky jokes is what we're saying.

858
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I feel like you guys are telling

859
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 11: being more truthful than I was what your thoughts were.

860
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 3: Okay, someone's confessing a little bit.

861
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: Too much, ok Okay. I mean these are always weird

862
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: ones because I honestly don't know what I mean. We

863
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: don't know what she's going to say. It could be anything.

864
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would really defeat the purpose of the call

865
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 3: if we knew what she was.

866
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can tell, like what someone did wrong, like

867
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: this could be maybe.

868
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: A text is a start.

869
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: Well, she was already not texting him back. By the

870
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: time he sent that, I think that the nail in

871
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: the coffin has already been laid more anti climactic.

872
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's just like, yeah, I had a fun night

873
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 5: and that's all I wanted, and that could be.

874
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: But in our mind, you've done absolutely nothing wrong. Okay,

875
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 3: John's zero working against you right now. You're the perfect man,

876
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: and I believe that firmly.

877
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: While we dial her, not do I need to pass

878
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: you another note?

879
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 3: Keep your notes over there. Let's wait till we get

880
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 3: her on the phone.

881
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 10: Here we go.

882
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,439
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, we're looking for CC.

883
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is her.

884
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 3: Hey, you don't have to sound too excited.

885
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: Who's coming.

886
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: It's a good day for you because you're on the

887
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 3: radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

888
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: Hey, Hi, oh my god, I kind of like her already.

889
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 16: Doesn't care.

890
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 3: Are you in a bad mood because something's going on

891
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 3: with your family?

892
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 6: You know, I'm.

893
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 10: Weird.

894
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 3: 's fine, But we're doing something maybe the clear things

895
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: up here for you. We're doing something called a second

896
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: Date Update, and we're trying to help one of our

897
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 3: listeners out to get a hold of you. It's a

898
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: guy that you went out on a date with recently

899
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 3: named John.

900
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: Okay, John, who still has your cell phone charger?

901
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 7: John?

902
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 6: Okay, it's weird he's telling you stuff that. Yeah, okay, that's.

903
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: Kind of something that we do here. And the reason

904
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 3: why I brought up the family thing earlier is because

905
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 3: he told us about the text message that he sent you,

906
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: the joke about you know, if you don't respond, you'll

907
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 3: never see your family again, or something like that.

908
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 10: What did you do?

909
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: Everybody? Brook laughed the heartest in this entire room.

910
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: It was a bold move. We'll say that. What did

911
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: you think when you read that? Cec?

912
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 6: I honestly I thought it was hilarious.

913
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's true. Then why didn't you respond?

914
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 6: I honestly just don't want to leave him on. Oh

915
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 6: it's a funny guy just texting back. Ah, you know,

916
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 6: even that kind of just another opening. You know, Well,

917
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 6: and that's a funny guy.

918
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 5: You're doing the right thing, because the second U L

919
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 5: O L back, We're gonna.

920
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 9: Just keep going.

921
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 15: It is.

922
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: It is exhausting. Someone else was actually complimented as being

923
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: funny and Jose, you even use that as an opening.

924
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 3: Jeff, Well, don't you think that leading him on would ensue,

925
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 3: like going back to his place and spending the night.

926
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: Isn't that kind of leading him on?

927
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: Well maybe you liked him at that point.

928
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, honestly, we had a great time. It

929
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 6: was it was super fun. I had a lot of

930
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 6: fun with him.

931
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 7: I just.

932
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 10: Is, what, what is it?

933
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 2: You just wanted one night thing?

934
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 6: Honestly? The tough part is I had such a good

935
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 6: time with him. I honestly, I was waking up in

936
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 6: the morning and I thought that going on some more

937
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 6: dates that could honestly be something like, oh my gosh, yeah,

938
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 6: leading this guy. I really liked him.

939
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 3: So are you just like he's also good? I don't.

940
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 3: I don't understand. Are you nervous because it was too

941
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 3: good and you think you'll never be able to match

942
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: that level of greatness on a date ever? Again? I mean,

943
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 3: I hear that about me all the time about other guys.

944
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 3: So what's going on?

945
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 6: I honestly wish that it was something like self involved?

946
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 6: Is that I guess? But it's honestly, So it sounds

947
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 6: like he told you that I went to his house

948
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 6: so I slept over. Yeah, yeah, and in the morning

949
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 6: I went to the bathroom and he had like one

950
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 6: of those like fancy heated toilets.

951
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh god, those are so nice in the morning.

952
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, why is that important that we need to know that?

953
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 6: So go back to the bedroom and like he's already up.

954
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 6: We're about to probably make breakfast or get on those

955
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 6: our days. I'm getting dressed, and I goes like, oh, dude,

956
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 6: I was like, that toilet is elite. I was like,

957
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 6: that is so awesome having a heated toilet, okay, And

958
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 6: he said that he doesn't have a heated toilet.

959
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: Huh, what do you mean he doesn't.

960
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 12: It?

961
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 6: So I suppose maybe it was hot from the person

962
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 6: who had used it before me, but it was like

963
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 6: I thought it was technology making it that hot.

964
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh, like he had been sitting there for a while

965
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: before you went into the bathroom somebody else. I don't.

966
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 6: I can't imagine how hot somebody would have to be

967
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 6: to have this seat be that hot when I got

968
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 6: to it.

969
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,959
Speaker 3: So you're saying, I don't know, y'all.

970
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 6: I feel like, honestly awful, But it's like it's an ick.

971
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 6: I literally can't get over it, and I feel so guilty.

972
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 6: I'm like, I just it's not worth like hurting him

973
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 6: and being weird.

974
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just spending that long in there. It's like

975
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: that's a nic. I feel like a girl.

976
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 6: Well like he didn't. He wasn't even in there long. No,

977
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 6: not when you have a long He was next to

978
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 6: me in bed when I got up to go to

979
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 6: the bathroom, and I hadn't seen him go to the bathroom.

980
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 6: So it's like how long ago were just will be

981
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 6: scolding hot?

982
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 1: Well, it was stipt next to him, be a hot sleeper,

983
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: like we have a lot of quo.

984
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how your ears feel if they're feeling

985
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: a little bit warm right now, because John is actually

986
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: on the line too, so maybe you're feeling that.

987
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: It's about the button.

988
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, John, fine, can I ask you a question?

989
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 11: Yourck is a guy using the bathroom before you?

990
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 3: That's your eck?

991
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 6: Like that's not my sick at all. No, it's how

992
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 6: hot the seat was just so weird?

993
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: Are you a sweaty guy? You run hot? There? John?

994
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 11: I mean I do, but like that's my butt with

995
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 11: the assist you have like a nice warm party.

996
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 6: I'm not saying that's Unsaye, And I want to heart

997
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 6: your feelings like you're awesome. I don't want to make

998
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 6: you feel weird about it. I'm like, I'm the one

999
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 6: who feels I don't.

1000
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 9: Know what it is.

1001
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 6: It's in It's like in my head, you can't like ingrained,

1002
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 6: like how hot it was? Like I thought you had

1003
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 6: had technology making your seat hot.

1004
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, is a problem for you, John, Do

1005
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 3: you ever notice that your underwear is like melting down legs?

1006
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't need seat warmers now.

1007
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 11: It's eat me like on the human torch, Like I

1008
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 11: don't know, just like a normal person using the bathroom here,

1009
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 11: Like it's not I know, And I just feel.

1010
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 6: This is why I didn't want to I didn't want

1011
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 6: to have to make you even like question how hot

1012
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 6: your butt was?

1013
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: Like CC, there's no way you can work through this,

1014
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: Like yeah, sure, maybe in that moment it was an ick,

1015
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: but like what about from now on you always get

1016
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: to use the restroom first?

1017
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 3: You know, it's like a good yeah, something that all

1018
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: relationships have to do, like schedule who goes to the

1019
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 3: bathroom when?

1020
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: Or just you know, eventually down the road you just

1021
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: get someplace with two toilets. I don't know, Oh, you

1022
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: already have to schedule it if you live with a man.

1023
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, Like, you guys spend so much time

1024
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: in there.

1025
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 3: I mean it does seem like CC, this is a

1026
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 3: lot to leave a guy who he had such a

1027
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 3: great time with, had a huge connection with. You're gonna

1028
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: give all of that up because the toilet seat was

1029
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 3: a little warm?

1030
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 6: Well, now, am I the weird that it even ick?

1031
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 6: That I had an ick about the hot seat?

1032
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: Like, I think you're overthinking this, CC. Make you think

1033
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: it way too hard about the ick? Yeah, like what

1034
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: about the good parts? What's the opposite of ick?

1035
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 3: Like Brooks trying to solve the issue for you over

1036
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 3: here of John, do you have any ideas, any solutions

1037
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 3: in your mind?

1038
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll just buy a Twitter Wars and you'll never

1039
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 11: know when.

1040
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: I use it, honestly, and now you know, regardless, if

1041
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: that's a real solution, that's funny, Cee. See, he's a

1042
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 3: funny guy. He's a good time and he has solutions

1043
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 3: too to the problems. I think, personally, you should see

1044
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 3: him for another date, a date that we would pay for.

1045
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: If you're willing to go out with him one more time.

1046
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 6: I would very much be willing to go out on

1047
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 6: another date now that you guys bridge all of this,

1048
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 6: I didn't have to hide my shame.

1049
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 3: Congratulations John. You can release her mother now out of

1050
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: your customer.

1051
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 11: I'll do it, but I'm keeping her sister.

1052
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 3: He took a little too farther bud.

1053
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 7: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.

1054
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 3: It's funny. I feel like ladies have a lot more

1055
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 3: random x when it comes to dating than guys.

1056
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 5: It's actually funny.

1057
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: Nowadays we're just in more of a power position where

1058
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: I think we're we can Yeah, you know, there's.

1059
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 4: The power has gone to your the It has always happened,

1060
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 4: but girls have a word for it now.

1061
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: I mean if that happened to me with a warm

1062
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 3: toilet seat, personally, I wouldn't be grossed out by that.

1063
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,879
Speaker 3: Alexis said she could understand the ick and that he's

1064
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 3: probably been on it for a long time.

1065
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: Alexis likes to imagine that no one actually goes to

1066
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: the back my topic.

1067
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm just asking all the women out there

1068
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: to lower your ick tolerance. Please be a little bit

1069
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 3: more understanding of all the things that guys go through,

1070
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: things that we put.

1071
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 2: Up with you guys saying that giving you the a

1072
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 2: little bit it's like turning me off.

1073
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of It feels like.

1074
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 3: Thirsty. You guys are just perfect, aren't you. I don't

1075
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 3: know what they're going to call this second update, if

1076
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 3: they're going to call this hot bottom Boys or whatever

1077
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 3: it is, but you go check it out on our

1078
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 3: podcast wherever you get yours, unless you don't want to

1079
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 3: get the ick. Check it out at Brook and Jeffrey.

1080
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 7: Wait brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1081
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 3: If you're having a wedding, it's a lot more than

1082
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 3: just planning one cute ceremony with the reception after. There's

1083
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 3: all these events that lead up to the big day,

1084
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 3: with rehearsals and tastings and fittings and the practice consummations

1085
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 3: in front of the efficient. You don't want to do

1086
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 3: a bad job on your wedding night. Do you try

1087
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 3: it again? This time with more enthusiastics are doing it.

1088
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 3: You've not much a long way. But over the weekend

1089
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 3: there is another huge event with hundreds of soon to

1090
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 3: be brides and grooms in attendance, and we sent our

1091
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 3: own jose and Alexis there to ask them, Hey, what

1092
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 3: you're doing here? And I'll tell you the answers were

1093
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: just as awkward as a practice cons. We're going to

1094
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 3: play you the audio coming up right after this. What

1095
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: do you get when you have hundreds of soon to

1096
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: be brides crammed together in one room with unlimited mimosas

1097
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 3: and all the free cake samples you can even Oh

1098
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: my god, my.

1099
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: God, just picture tears, but also screams of joy.

1100
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 5: Here's positive.

1101
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: A lot of ladies tell each other how beautiful they are.

1102
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 3: It's basically a hurricane of laughs, lace and Linen's. Yeah,

1103
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 3: all the things a wedding vendor is hoping to upsell

1104
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 3: you on, because nothing screams I'm preparing for the most

1105
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: important day of my life, like freaking out over what

1106
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 3: pattern of chair covers they're gonna match with your rose

1107
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 3: gold plate chargers. Which is why we sent our own

1108
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis down to the local wedding expo to

1109
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 3: ask all the brides and the grooms that they dragged

1110
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: along with a very simple question, what you're doing at

1111
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 3: the wedding expo? What you're doing at the wedding expo?

1112
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: Uh?

1113
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: Figuring out what how our wind is going to look? Okay,

1114
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: you're wandering around here? Is this your uh congratulations.

1115
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 17: Okay, So let me ask you something though, If you

1116
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 17: could have one decision, she has no saying guaranteed to

1117
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 17: happen in the wedding. Anything you want, what's it gonna be, bro,

1118
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 17: I'm talking anything.

1119
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 3: All my grooves, man. I want them to show up

1120
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 3: on motorcycles.

1121
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 9: Motorcycles?

1122
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, how like down the aisle, everybody coming on.

1123
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 17: So when they're standing next to you, would they be

1124
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 17: standing or sitting on their bike.

1125
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna be sitting on their bike right behind me,

1126
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 3: and I want my bike behind me too.

1127
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 17: If you can pull this off, this will be the

1128
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 17: dopest wedding ever. So let me ask your bride, are

1129
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 17: you giving them the green light? Or are you thinking

1130
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 17: something else?

1131
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: Just have an.

1132
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: Elopement motorcycle wedding break?

1133
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: Wow so loud? Can you imagine how and.

1134
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 3: How smoky hopefully outside? I kind of like it though.

1135
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 3: Room's been like reving their engines as like the bows

1136
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 3: are being.

1137
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 17: Like said, if anybody objects and just throw spike streight, No, no,

1138
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 17: that is gonna lend to.

1139
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: A dress cut in the wheel.

1140
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm supported.

1141
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: Still, what's you doing at the wedding? X?

1142
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 10: Though?

1143
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: I'm here supporting my sister who's getting married. Okay, and

1144
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 2: I see are you already married?

1145
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 7: Uh?

1146
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: No, maybe one day if he gets his act together. Wait,

1147
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: but that looks like a big ring on your finger.

1148
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: That is very correct.

1149
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 2: So is it like a promise ring? What kind of

1150
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 2: ring is it?

1151
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 7: Uh?

1152
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: We got into an argument.

1153
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't even know where this is going.

1154
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 10: But I and it's his great grandmother's and he gave

1155
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 10: it to me and it was his way of showing

1156
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 10: how serious he.

1157
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 2: Is about us. But you're not engaged. But you have

1158
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 2: kind of a wedding ring and that is the only

1159
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: finger it fits on. I swear.

1160
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 7: Wait.

1161
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 2: Wait, so he didn't give it to you and say

1162
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: put it on your wedding ring finger? No, no, no, no, no,

1163
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 2: this was a personal choice. So do you think your

1164
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: boyfriend will I'll propose here?

1165
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that convincing?

1166
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 7: No?

1167
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: Okay, that is so awkward.

1168
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 5: So he gave it to her as I'm sorry, I

1169
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 5: love you, I'm serious, did not propose.

1170
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 3: And she's engage.

1171
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: This is why men should never get the family heirloom

1172
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: diamond passing it out.

1173
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 3: I have a feeling that you're gonna see that exact

1174
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 3: same girl at every single wedding expo the next like

1175
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 3: seven years, still waiting for that proposal. Yeah, well, probably.

1176
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 5: Helps get a lot of free stuff.

1177
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the wedding expo where Jose

1178
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 3: and Alexis went through a sea of excited brides and

1179
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: nervous grooms, trying to ask them all a simple question,

1180
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: what you're doing at the wedding expo.

1181
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 10: I'm doing the spinning wheel. Let's go, let's go. Let's go,

1182
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 10: all of brides, let's go. Whoa, oh, we're spinning the wheel.

1183
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 10: There's a big wheel eleven, seven and five and the

1184
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 10: numbers you're trying to hit. We're getting a couple of

1185
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 10: vacations away for you and your spouse. Let's see if

1186
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 10: you're a winner. Let's go.

1187
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 17: Wait, so if it lay on a vacation, I really

1188
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 17: win a.

1189
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 10: Vacation grand prize promise. It's Sunday, it's slowing down. Come on,

1190
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 10: and you actually.

1191
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to my choice of Las Vegas or San Diego.

1192
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: It's really he won, I really won. Oh my god,

1193
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 3: you give me a pamphlet. What is a pamphlet?

1194
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 10: SA sample says you're a winner. Free two Night's day,

1195
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 10: Las Vegas, and Disney.

1196
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 3: Oh wait, is this like a timeshare thing?

1197
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 1: Do you want a timeshare thing?

1198
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 12: Oh?

1199
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, come oh they tell everything at these wedding.

1200
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: Did you well?

1201
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 5: You hear me the pamphlet and it's like you won,

1202
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 5: You're amazing, And then you see a.

1203
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 9: Lot of fine writing.

1204
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: Everybody won.

1205
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 5: I think a lot of it.

1206
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you went a lifetime of luxury in San Diego

1207
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 3: after you put down your three thousand dollars. Congratulations.

1208
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 5: Now you're forced to come back every year.

1209
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was so excited for you.

1210
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 5: I really.

1211
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 2: What's she doing at the wedding expo? I said yes

1212
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: to my dress?

1213
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 16: However, I think seeing you guys here, I'm way more

1214
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 16: excited to see you.

1215
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 2: Guys here than even picking out my dress. Oh my god,

1216
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 2: it's taking a picture with you. Please yeah? Wait wait,

1217
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 2: can I ask you one more pebocc Yeah? I got

1218
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 2: my picked out my dress.

1219
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 16: My wedding's on the thirty first of August, and I

1220
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 16: have eight flipping bridesmaide, Oh my eight flippin Is it

1221
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 16: a good or bad thing?

1222
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: It's great thing. It's gonna be a frickin' rager.

1223
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, what's gonna make it? Reader, open bar.

1224
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 2: How U chocolatein bar?

1225
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: All the booze you can drink, and a lot of

1226
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: twisted teas.

1227
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 16: I love twisted supposed to be like bring your own

1228
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 16: case of teas.

1229
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, my old man wears like twisted tea.

1230
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: Like that's tea time.

1231
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 16: In our family, we do tea time, shotgun and twisted

1232
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 16: teas all the all day.

1233
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 2: Dude, everyone of the wedding's gonna feature.

1234
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 16: Everybody will be hammered at my way, she had everybody.

1235
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: Yes, what are you gonna do if someone there is sober?

1236
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: You kick them out.

1237
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 3: For the office.

1238
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: I feel like she's the reason why you should not

1239
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,959
Speaker 1: have motorcycles at your wedding.

1240
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: But now I know why she needs the eight bridesmaids.

1241
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 3: She needs them all to help carry her unconscious body

1242
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 3: down the aisle up to the altar.

1243
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know, for the bridesmaids will also be there.

1244
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you're doing at the wedding.

1245
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 7: Wow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, ladies.

1246
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 3: And gentlemen, I am proud to introduce a brand new

1247
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 3: player to the game today. She is an all star

1248
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 3: project manager at her company. She has a one year

1249
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 3: old at home and she has a first name, and

1250
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 3: that name is El. Hello, l Hi Hi?

1251
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: Is that a name or just a letter?

1252
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 6: Oh, it's your name?

1253
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 3: She Broke immediately changed you for your name, congratulated.

1254
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: It's like a nickname like they call me Be, you

1255
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: know for Brooks.

1256
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 6: Well that's true anyway.

1257
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 3: But Elle does think that she can beat Brooks today.

1258
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 3: Why do you think that?

1259
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 6: I'm really overly confident. I think it's the thing just

1260
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 6: in life, in areas of life like this.

1261
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what what are you not confident in?

1262
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 3: Im?

1263
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 6: Probably being a mom.

1264
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're doing a great job. We all think

1265
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: that as mother's.

1266
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: You know, Elle, you're doing awesome in your life. We're

1267
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 3: gonna send Be out of the studio and while she leaves,

1268
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 3: you know, the game wheks. He got thirty seconds to

1269
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1270
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 3: you can say past. But you do have to beat

1271
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 3: Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?

1272
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 11: Sure?

1273
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 10: Why not?

1274
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 3: Good life?

1275
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 9: Not overly confident?

1276
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: Come on, it's happening. Here we go. Your time starts

1277
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 3: now on this day in two thousand, which female celebrity

1278
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 3: joined Regis Philbin as the co host of Live.

1279
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 6: Uh fast.

1280
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 3: What is the shape of the scar on Harry Potter's

1281
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 3: forehead a lightning bolt? In Which decade did college basketball

1282
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 3: introduce the three point shot?

1283
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 10: Uh?

1284
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety.

1285
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 3: What type of spider is known for having a red

1286
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 3: hourglass shape on its back?

1287
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 6: Black Widow?

1288
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 3: In the Super Mario Brothers video game, Mario jumps on

1289
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 3: what after completing a level? All right, good work there, else,

1290
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 3: especially for a first show, and very well done. Brook's

1291
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 3: coming back into the studio.

1292
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 12: Now.

1293
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 3: Fun fact about Elle I'm seeing here is that she

1294
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 3: has been married to her husband for twenty years, and

1295
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 3: her husband has stopped giving you flowers and candy a

1296
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 3: long time ago. I'm assuming that's because he found out

1297
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 3: you were allergic to them and he's being a good guy.

1298
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 3: Oh is that why?

1299
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1300
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: No, not even yeah, I'm because he just showers her

1301
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: with foot massages.

1302
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 6: And yeah, every day is Valentine's Day.

1303
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: Oh my husband tries to pull that. Why were celebrating this?

1304
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be that there's just one day for love,

1305
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: and I'm.

1306
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: Like, no, is it like world just filled with happy

1307
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 3: couples fully in love? All right, Brooke, you're up? Are

1308
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now on this

1309
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 3: day in two thousand, which female celebrity joined Regis Philbin

1310
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: as the.

1311
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: Co host of Live h Kelly Rippa.

1312
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 3: What is the shape of the scar on Harry Potter's forehead?

1313
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: That's a lightning?

1314
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 3: In Which decade did college basketball introduce the three point shot?

1315
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: Ooh, seventies?

1316
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 3: What type of spider is known for having a red

1317
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 3: hourglass shape on its back?

1318
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 1: Black Widow?

1319
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 3: In the Super Mario Brothers video game, Mario jumps on

1320
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 3: what after completing a level A pipe with a whopping

1321
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 3: two hundred and thirty six million. Who is the most

1322
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 3: subscribers for an individual on YouTube?

1323
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: Uh? You know, mister beast, We do know. I'm sorry.

1324
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: I got stuck because I was thinking it was a flagpole.

1325
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: I was saying it had a pipe to go to

1326
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: the next level. But it's a flagpole, and you don't.

1327
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: Have to explain yourself to us. But we get it.

1328
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 3: You're super smart. Let's go to the scoreboard and see

1329
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 3: you guys did with Jose.

1330
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 7: It's been a.

1331
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,919
Speaker 3: Long time since I smelled.

1332
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 9: Beautiful, since he smelled.

1333
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 11: L.

1334
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 9: Will you take the L today?

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Speaker 12: Three?

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Speaker 9: Correct?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 6: L We'll see.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that doesn't sound a really confident Brook.

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Speaker 1: You God for Wow fair Lee Kelly Ripper, everyone says

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Speaker 1: that darn it.

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Speaker 9: She ruins everything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get these answers in on this day. In

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Speaker 3: two thousand, Kelly Rippa was the one who joined Regis

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Speaker 3: Filman on the Live Show. She's still hosting it today with.

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Speaker 5: Her husband now.

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Speaker 12: Right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the scar on Harry Potter's forehead is in the

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Speaker 3: shape of a lightning bolt. College basketball introduced the three

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Speaker 3: point shot in the nineteen eighties. Nineteen eighties. Seven.

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Speaker 1: Weird dude, I went to the Harlem Globetrotgers. They have

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Speaker 1: a four point shot.

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Speaker 3: You find a red hour glass shape on the back

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Speaker 3: of a black widow spider. In the Super Mario Brothers

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Speaker 3: video game. At the end, Mario jumps on a giant flagpole.

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Speaker 3: And two hundred and thirty six million subscribers, mister Beast

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Speaker 3: has by far the most of any individual on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: I almost said Brook and Jeffrey in the morning because

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Speaker 1: our YouTube is fantastic digital Jacob say you should subscribe

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: But all right, well, sorry you didn't beat Brooke today,

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Speaker 3: but just for playing you do win a pair of

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Speaker 3: tickets to the Seattle Home and Garden Show, coming to

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Speaker 3: the lumen Field Events Center February twenty second to the

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Speaker 3: twenty fifth, with hundreds of exhibitors and experts sharing fresh

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Speaker 3: ideas for home decor, design and remodeling.

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Speaker 15: Congratulations, Okay, thanks, Yeah, maybe we'll consider that a date.

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell you, I would really like it if you

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Speaker 1: could buy yourself something for Valentine's Day. Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: you deserve it.

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Speaker 6: I can buy myself flowers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, says Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for playing love having you on.

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Speaker 3: Come back and do it again. We'll be back to

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Speaker 3: doing Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning.