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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yes I do.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets drunk, right and

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Speaker 4: whenever he's like so so wasted. I got his wallet.

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Speaker 3: And then the next day he's like, hey, well, like

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Speaker 3: what happened? You know, did I do anything? And I'm

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Speaker 3: like no, but he didn't even notice that I had

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Speaker 3: already taken like one hundred dollars from his wallet and

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Speaker 3: he's just actually kind nothing, and I'm like, hey, I

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Speaker 3: don't think he never noticed so ever since I've been

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Speaker 3: doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I

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Speaker 3: just go into the wallet, take one hundred dollars, two

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Speaker 3: hundred hey. And then the next day I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 3: shopping okay, I mean he doesn't do this, so I'm

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Speaker 3: like all right, so I'm moving here and I know

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Speaker 3: my daughter. I was like, you happy to keep it

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Speaker 3: a secret? We co not tell and she's like, oh no,

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Speaker 3: don't worry. She's like, but can you speak another hundred dollars?

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Speaker 1: So you carey for me?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, what's this good for mecket?

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Have a good day. Hey, what's up. Hey, how I

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Speaker 2: am good? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Sure do? Okay, my parents do not know this, but

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Speaker 1: like five years ago, I borrowed their car without asking.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't have had a problem with it. It's not

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Speaker 1: like it was a problem. But I just did it

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Speaker 1: without asking, right, And then I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: to this narrow I don't know, like area to get

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Speaker 1: to like a parking spot that I saw, and I

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Speaker 1: was trying to like wiggle my way through. And I

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Speaker 1: have a little car and my parents have this like

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Speaker 1: escalades it's like really big, and I completely clipped the

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Speaker 1: passenger side mirror like on somebody else's car, Like like

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Speaker 1: the whole thing came off, and I was like, so

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Speaker 1: I picked it up off the ground and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: a car looks pretty much okay everywhere else. And so

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Speaker 1: they I snuck it off back hold again and then

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Speaker 1: I found this silicone in the you know, the clear

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Speaker 1: like gluey stuff, and then I just kind of glued

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Speaker 1: it back on. And when it fell off a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks later, they were like, what the hell? How

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Speaker 1: did this end? Nobody knew about.

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Speaker 2: So you didn't tell them it was you. You just

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Speaker 2: let them think that some weird malfunction happened and the

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Speaker 2: marriages fell off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, like maybe they got clipped on when they

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Speaker 1: were parked.

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Speaker 2: I know you can things back together.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know you could either. Well you can't really. Well,

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Speaker 5: thank you for telling us little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: What's your journey, little secret.