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Speaker 1: friends and family. And this happened on the show on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. That happened to be when I received a

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Speaker 1: talking about this the other day. Why do people do that?

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Speaker 1: They want to scare the living I know who, I'm

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Speaker 1: For me, it's for me. It's anytime anybody texts just

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Speaker 1: is this Josh Hi? Yes speaking? Who's this? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: because he's kind of an exceptional thing, you know what,

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Speaker 1: it is an honor. He is a wonderful dog. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I heard that. Fuck, I did hear that. And you

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Speaker 1: know who else heard that? Your girl from Vanessa, who's

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank. Vanessa, set you up.

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Speaker 1: Just I'm a little stressed, which is why I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: So why do you think that your boyfriend, Craig is

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? What? What? What is going on? What was that? Craig? Um? Harriet?

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Speaker 1: Who is this person? What's going on? I want some information,

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Speaker 1: that's an interesting prank. Prank it up. No, look, what

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Speaker 1: I was right on the money. I can't be it's

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Speaker 1: How is that a prank? You're talking to the king

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Speaker 1: You can come. What is my apartment? I get your stuff?

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Speaker 1: We are done good. There is no home for you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Charlie's I'm sorry. Yeah, well, not your fault. I think

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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on demand, Then Jewbils show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Okay, here we go. So my my

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Speaker 1: seven to a two? I mean, oh it's so bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, you don't like his baby fee?

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Speaker 1: Did I marry? Yeah? The beard? Did I marry yeah?

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Speaker 1: the entire time. Is the first time I've seen a beardless. Now,

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Speaker 1: don't you think he's not as attractive as you? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean like, I'm like not gonna leave him for sure? Not.

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Speaker 1: But how did I not know? He was practically chinless?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? The beard? Yea? So could he tell

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Speaker 1: that you didn't like the way that he looked? And

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Speaker 1: he made him trying so hard to conceal it and

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Speaker 1: be supportive. But I'm just counting down the days till

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Speaker 1: he grows it back. I just I really need it back.

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Speaker 1: Does he like it with that? Does he like it

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Speaker 1: better without? Well, he says his face is cold now,

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking he's gonna grow He's gonna grow it back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it back. Yeah, I just encourage him to grow back.

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Speaker 1: So there was one time where Jewel had to do

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Speaker 1: and then when he got home that night, he walked

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Speaker 1: never do that again. Yeah that it was so bad.

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Speaker 1: It was weird. It was just like he looked like

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Speaker 1: he was twelve, and it was bizarre, Who's this infant

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Speaker 1: in my home? No, seriously, it was weird. And then

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Speaker 1: just recently, when I started taking control of my beard hair,

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Speaker 1: I did a little reading on the best beard shape

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Speaker 1: like one of the best beer styles for that is chops, right,

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Speaker 1: so it comes down on the side, and then there's

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Speaker 1: really nothing for like a mustache and then the chin

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Speaker 1: I went all the way bald on, the mustache area

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Speaker 1: and the chin area. Yeah. And I walked out of

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Speaker 1: the bathroom and Alex were married, by the way, he

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Speaker 1: didn't know that I was on our marriage. Then she

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Speaker 1: was in the bedroom and um, she just kind of

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Speaker 1: think about this? And she's like, oh, you're serious. I

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Speaker 1: I don't think it looks good all the way bald Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you're a little secret. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: my play here. I really needed to get that off

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Speaker 1: my jewel show on demand. Come to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, April eighteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewil Fresh

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Speaker 1: and Elon Musk must have found some extra money in

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Speaker 1: the pocket of his jeans because he wants to buy Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Well just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and one super celebrity judge on a

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Speaker 1: show got so much botox that he didn't even recognize himself.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I really like that one, Renny. Good job.

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Speaker 1: I'm and before I tell my story, I want everyone

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Speaker 1: to know it's not hitting. It's a good story. I'm

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Speaker 1: Christian Grace Snow who knew the best way to sell

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Speaker 1: out of concert was to pull an assassination attempt on

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Speaker 1: a government official. Yeah, it's getting real weird up in here.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you where that story and an official who

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Speaker 1: couldn't recognize himselves funny, I'll tell you my story. I'm

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Speaker 1: right up all right for your first story of the day. Though,

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Speaker 1: in the I n n the idiot news that where

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Speaker 1: are there for the news? Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter. Now,

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Speaker 1: who do you want to do that, psycho? Yeah, here's

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Speaker 1: what he said. I guess he wants to buy it

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Speaker 1: to make it more free. I guess he wants there

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Speaker 1: to be more free speech on Twitter. Well, I would

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Speaker 1: appreciate that because at one time tweeted a quote from

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Speaker 1: a Real Housewives episode and it was viewed as hate

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Speaker 1: speech and they blocked my account. Yeah, your cow. I

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Speaker 1: was able to get it back was because the people

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Speaker 1: I have a podcast story made an account for me

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Speaker 1: and let me use it. Wow, my goodness, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk has your bath. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For your next story the day, let's send an over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fretch, who's on location. I'm either on the

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Speaker 1: Nickelodeon His Choice Awards, or I could possibly be a

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Speaker 1: judge on American Idol. Whatever Simon Cow's doing these days.

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Speaker 1: But why he's not doing is recognizing his own self

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Speaker 1: because he says that he got too much botox and

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Speaker 1: filler in his face, that enough was enough, because he said, quote,

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Speaker 1: he looked like something out of a horror film. Wow,

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Speaker 1: and his eight year old son was in hysterics about

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Speaker 1: all like the filler in his face. I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: pix or didn't happen? Is it weird? I've always been

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Speaker 1: attracted to Simon Carl Hi mean, come on, he's such

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Speaker 1: an Yeah. I've heard that he's a super nice guy

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Speaker 1: in person. When you meet him, he's very engaging and nice. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: because he's super successful, he probably have some sort of

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Speaker 1: charisma right well through his tinted window. He flipped me

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Speaker 1: and my dad off. Pretty sure. My dad like kind

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Speaker 1: of cut him off. Someone flipped us off, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, ah, who's this guy? And then he wrote

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Speaker 1: down the widows Simon Cows like to make sure, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a Simon cal Yeah he's what are you saying

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Speaker 1: him so pretentious? He's like, I've got tinted windows, so

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Speaker 1: they have to see this back to you. This is

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For the next story the day,

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Speaker 1: let's sending on over to English Evan who is on

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Speaker 1: location Adherents Switzerland, actually in Switzerland getting slipped off by

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Speaker 1: Simon cow He looks like himself now after getting all

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Speaker 1: the botox himself. Now, okay, no, I'm actually with a

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Speaker 1: twenty year old patient who went to an intensive care

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Speaker 1: while choking his turkey. So I'm sorry, come again, fundling

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Speaker 1: his fiddle. Don't know what he was playing the fiddle

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Speaker 1: and he got a lung injury, his skin flute he

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Speaker 1: was playing too all right, and how many fiddles and

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Speaker 1: heard himself? Right? God, okay, you can't say them there

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Speaker 1: we try to find a way around that kind of language.

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Speaker 1: Suck and your news story is over. Sorry about that,

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Speaker 1: everybody listening. We peeped it out. You didn't hear what

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Speaker 1: a public, forward facing job over the radio and should

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Speaker 1: not be speaking that way. That our children and families listening,

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Speaker 1: and hopefully good tasteville. Christian Gray snow. I'm on location

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Speaker 1: at the Market Hotel in Brooklyn, New York, where on

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Speaker 1: July eighth of this year, the man who attempted to

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Speaker 1: assassinate President Ronald Reagan in nineteen eighty one sing a

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Speaker 1: sold out concert Ladies and Gentleman. Why yes, John Hinckley Junior,

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Speaker 1: who now has still life. Apparently he and honestly he

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Speaker 1: doesn't look I mean he looks old obviously, but he

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Speaker 1: doesn't look that old really. Um yeah. He now has

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Speaker 1: a YouTube channel where he posts original covers of artists

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Speaker 1: like Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan. Um. He has over twenty

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Speaker 1: six thousand subscribers, and he is selling tickets for twenty

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Speaker 1: dollars to play live, and he sold out his life

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Speaker 1: around at least has he right? Hey, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a sold out show right now. I just hope they

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Speaker 1: got a good metal detector outside of the show to

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Speaker 1: keep him out. That was then the News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. The tune in tomorrow

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Speaker 1: the same time for another Oh So Hard from the

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Speaker 1: I n N. And we also apologize again for Emi

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Speaker 1: seven's behavior the reading. Follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show, follow us all individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress, I'm at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio and Christian guys, Your phone PreK happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour in the twenties. Your next one is coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. The Jubil Show on Demand,

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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on Demand, It's another Jubil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Celario, is this Jason? Hey? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jason. Hello Jason Selario. How are you? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You a woman? Um? Can I ask what this is?

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Speaker 1: In regards to yes Elario waiting ask it so Innario

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Speaker 1: that you said your name Nadio Lariolario, what's up? Wanting

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Speaker 1: to help you with Ilario calling you because I need

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Speaker 1: to see what is going on with the bachelor party?

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Speaker 1: Hello for Paul. Yes, Ilario would like to know what

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Speaker 1: we are doing for the bachelor party for my friend Paul. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go, We're all gonna meet up. We've got

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Speaker 1: make stag dinner plans. You know, we got some sugar ours.

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Speaker 1: Sorry what oh? I is so sorry? Elario speak at

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Speaker 1: your idea of steak plane party bachelor party for Paul

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Speaker 1: Paul is not basic. So I call you to see

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Speaker 1: what we're doing and you say steak fart on it? Lario, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to start on the far right on

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Speaker 1: the idea. What would you Elario rather do? Alario? Elario

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Speaker 1: thinks Paul deserves better than steak dinner? Okay, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: well listen listen to Lario. What do you think about

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Speaker 1: Scotch That is that on that? Elario love the idea

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Speaker 1: we go to Scotland, scott you want to go to Scotland.

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Speaker 1: You want to Elaniolario, No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I gotta call, I gotta call. I got

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Speaker 1: You can't because you can't be a real person. No one.

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Speaker 1: No one talks like this like this can't be rank

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Speaker 1: or all right, Yeah, you got me, dude, what's up?

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Speaker 1: I was totally joke around with that whole Lario thing.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, all right. So yeah, um, my name is Ti. Ti. Okay,

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Speaker 1: cool ty. So you're going to the Bachelor party then, yeah, broum.

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Speaker 1: But I was calling you a legit though, to see

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Speaker 1: what we were doing. And I hope it's not actually

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Speaker 1: a steak thing. No, man, No, I just got a

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Speaker 1: general consensus, you know, like a survey group and tie man,

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Speaker 1: the series of questions you you pull somebody and you

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Speaker 1: get responses and you're making the formed decision based on

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Speaker 1: those responses. Yeah, I've never heard it before, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: you've never heard the word survey before. What did you

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Speaker 1: call me? Dude? Don't you ever call me that again?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know dude, didn't stop, stop stop, I

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Speaker 1: didn't call you. He just called me something like a

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, dude, but I know

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Speaker 1: it wasn't good and you said it straight to me,

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Speaker 1: and now like, because I have to go to this

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Speaker 1: bachelor party for my boy Paul, and now I gotta

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Speaker 1: show up and you and I are gonna fight. Well dude, well,

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Speaker 1: first off, first off, we're not We're not gonna fight

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Speaker 1: over the definition of the word survey. Do you call

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Speaker 1: me it again? Dude? A man? I want you to

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Speaker 1: take it back? Dude? Are you put me more? Man?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like? Are you are this stool?

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Speaker 1: Like you being funny? Is the stool? Jokes? Are all off?

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Speaker 1: I started this off with a funny character that I do,

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Speaker 1: and then you had to go ahead a name calling

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Speaker 1: because I didn't like the stake very much. And then

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Speaker 1: you just keep calling me names. Bro in your mind,

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Speaker 1: what does survey meaning? I don't know what it means.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be French, right, don't custom me in French? Bro?

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Speaker 1: All right, it's not French at all. I'm done with

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Speaker 1: this conversation. I am done having this conversation with you

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Speaker 1: because clearly you're an idiot and you know what whatever

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Speaker 1: you think survey means, that's what you are. Your survey.

627
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Speaker 1: Oh that hurt? I guess I should let you know

628
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call then, because damn, name calling

629
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: has gotten out of control. Boy, listen another character. Are

630
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: you doing? No, I'm not. This is actually Jewel from

631
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

632
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: your buddy Paul wanted to set you up since you're

633
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: planning his bachelor party. Are you kidding? No, it's a joke.

634
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: Which are you serious? Man? You are? I tell you what,

635
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: I tell you what? I tell you what? You are

636
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: a survey? Okay? Man? Did you will show on demand?

637
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: First day follow up? You can go back to like

638
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: high school and do something over, one thing over that

639
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: you made a mistake on in high school. What would

640
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: it be? Oh? I wouldn't pee myself in that tennis match.

641
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: Oh was the most embarrassing what happened to me. What

642
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: I would change is that I would have been there

643
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that, that I

644
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: would have been there to see. Well, I had a

645
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: double spot in it too. So I had to tell him.

646
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: I was like, please don't tell anyone that this has happened.

647
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: So you're saying, okay, he told everyone this is a

648
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: first date follow up. But I really want to get

649
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: to the date. It was horrendous. I just have so

650
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: many questions about that. Yeah, wow, I should drive myself

651
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: off with a dry in the bathroom. It was so

652
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: why did you be again your pants? Well? I didn't

653
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: mean to, So why did you be again your pants?

654
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: Because it was like juice? It was tied and it

655
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: was not My pee was juice. The game was that juice.

656
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: So you're excited about yeah, I just you couldn't help it,

657
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: and you couldn't stop it in I couldn't stop at night. Well,

658
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm excited about getting too the first date follow up

659
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: so much so that I'm peeing myself right now. And

660
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: Katie is on the phone. That didn't go at all

661
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: like I expected it to. Katie is on the phone

662
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: today for a first date follow up. Thank you for

663
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: your email. I'm sorry you're not getting a call back

664
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: from Freddy is his name? Right? Um? What do you

665
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? So? I thought this was amazing,

666
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: and you know, high school, we never really spoke to

667
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: each other. But now I feel like, I don't know,

668
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: He's someone that I should have known or should have

669
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: connected with a long time ago. But I feel like,

670
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: you know, we just have a lot of things in common,

671
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: and I could just see us hanging out and growing together.

672
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: It's really interesting. But um, I wish we just would

673
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: have spoke more in high school. Maybe we would have

674
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: had something. You could have been married by now, yeah,

675
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: and they could have gone to the same high school

676
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: and you could have gone to watch them in the

677
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: football game on Friday night. We're in their jerseys well,

678
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: the tennis match. So the day was good then, I'm

679
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: guessing it looks good. But I'm kicking myself for this

680
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: now because I don't know. My mind was somewhere else

681
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: that day and I forgot to take my anxiety medication

682
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: and I remember, like in the middle of the date,

683
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: so I'm thinking, oh my god, what do I do?

684
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: And I just took it out right in front of him,

685
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: like I know, I have to take care of myself.

686
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: And he was just kind of looking at me, like

687
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: what's that for? And I told him the truth. I

688
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: don't think it's a big deal, you know, And she

689
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: was accepting of it at the time. I guess you

690
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: could say, but but I'm kind of worried now, like

691
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: what if he's judging me. I think I'm some kind

692
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: of like crazy lady who you know control her emotions,

693
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: which is not the case. Yeah. If he's judging you

694
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: because you took anti anxiety medication because you deal with anxiety,

695
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: then you don't want to date him anyway. Yeah, and

696
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: he said he was accepting the moment, right, Yeah, oh definitely.

697
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: And yeah, he said we'd go out again, and you know,

698
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: he walked me to my car and we ended up

699
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: kissing and it was an incredible kiss, probably like best

700
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: one I've ever had. Wow, dang, that's a good kiss.

701
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: You've texted him and he hasn't responded at all. No,

702
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: I just can't get over it. It's just crickets. And

703
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, like, did I do something wrong because

704
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: the date was really incredible and I really wanted to

705
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: do it again. Yeah, and he gave you one of

706
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: the best kisses of your life at the end of it. Yeah.

707
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: It couldn't really like only go up from there too.

708
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't look at better each time. All right, Well,

709
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: we'll play as I'll come back and then call him

710
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: and see if we can get it figured out and

711
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: get your first day follow up brut after this, Okay, Okay,

712
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: please be nice because I really do want this second date?

713
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: I can tell you the best kiss of your life?

714
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: You need a Yeah. It was like, have you on

715
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: the tongue? Why don't we all? Why don't we all

716
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: have the best kiss of our lives right now? All

717
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: of us? Wow? The other two three? You're ok. You

718
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: have chills, and not in a good way. I haven't

719
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: trying to blame me on that. So weird. I have

720
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: chills in the greatest way. That was an amazing kiss?

721
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: Was that amazing for you, Katie? As good as a

722
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: kiss you had on your first date? Yeah, gentle, soft kiss,

723
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: not growth like that? All right, cool, all right, we'll

724
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: play so I'll come back and then call him and

725
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're so annoying, are you sorry? Yeah,

726
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. We'll get your first day follow up.

727
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: He's on the whole first date follow up she met

728
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: She went out with a dude named Freddie that she

729
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: actually knows from high school but matched with on tender

730
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: and she was excited to go out with him. They

731
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: went out to They went out to like a bar,

732
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: hung out, and she said the date was amazing. They

733
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: laughed a lot, they connected a lot, and she ended

734
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: the date with one of the best kiss and her

735
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: kisses in her entire life. We're about to call him

736
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: and figure out why he's not calling her back though,

737
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: because it's been a week since she's heard from him.

738
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: He literally has not responded to a single text. And

739
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: she thinks it might be because in the middle of

740
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: their date, she had to take her anxiety medication, so

741
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: she took out, you know, pills, took her medication, and

742
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: she thinks maybe the fact that she takes an anti

743
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: anxiety drug might make him. She thinks that he might

744
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: think that she's a nervous wreck lots of he and

745
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: she there sorry about that and thinks, but is that

746
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: a fair assessment of what happened, Katie, Yeah, it is.

747
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm really wondering if he's gonna think I'm a treck

748
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I just I don't want to see

749
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: him again. Okay, Well, we're gonna dallas phone of her

750
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone and see

751
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: if we can get you another date. Hello. Hey, they're smooches.

752
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm good. Who is this? Um? This is the

753
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. My name's Jewel and I'm Christian Grays Now

754
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: and it's a radio show, and we heard that you

755
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: are a good kisser, Freddie. I mean I really get

756
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: like feed a lot of well, I mean I don't

757
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: get like feedback. What I mean, like, I guess am

758
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: I winning like an award on a radio show for

759
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: kissing because I mean, I'll take it. Freddie. We're calling

760
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on the show called

761
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: the First Date follow Up where if you go out

762
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them,

763
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

764
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. And we got an email

765
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: about you from Katie. She told us all about your date.

766
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: She also said that you gave her one of the

767
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: best kisses of her entire life, and now you're not

768
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: calling her back and she doesn't know why, and that's

769
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: why we're calling you. Oh okay, so that's kind of

770
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: Guys are calling me about that. We only went on

771
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: like one day, so it's you know, yeah, I mean

772
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: one day. It's kind of weird right now, but you

773
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: ghosted her, so we want to know why. Well, I mean,

774
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: it was like we knew each other from high school.

775
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't think guys know that we were like in

776
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: high school, and like when I matched with her on cinder,

777
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's Katie. So it

778
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: was like it was kind of easy for me because

779
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: I walk kind of already I don't know her, know her,

780
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: but I like already know her, yeah, and so you know,

781
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: and I was wall just will keep it simple, like

782
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: go out to the bar. You know. It was like

783
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: I think, like part kind of like high school reunion.

784
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: She told us all of that stuff, like what you

785
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: guys did everything? I guess you could say like, yeah,

786
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: it was maybe it was. It was amazing, it didn't

787
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: you know, Like I enjoyed the kiss too, you know,

788
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: I really liked it. Why are you calling her back?

789
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: Did you not enjoy Katie? And We're having a good time.

790
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm pretty sure she like popped the malley

791
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 1: like during the day, right in front of me. And

792
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: it's like serious, yeah, I'm she pops a pill. And

793
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: you know, I mean like during the week, I get

794
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: up in the morning. I mean, I don't know if

795
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: she's doing at night, but but that kind of threw me.

796
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: That definitely threw me afterwards, like I'm not that type

797
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: of person. What would she acting like afterwards? She's got

798
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: kind of like sweaty, little fidgety, little, you know, a

799
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: little frantic. I don't know. I don't know what the

800
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: terms are for that, you know, but like I was

801
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: just kind of like, this is Molly is not really

802
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: my thing? Like I'm not one of those people. I guess, like,

803
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: how do you know if it's Molly? Though? Yeah, I

804
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, like, if you're at a bar

805
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: and you're just gonna pop a pill right there at

806
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: the ball it could be an yeah, but you're not

807
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: supposed to take a medication with alcohol. Did you ask

808
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: her if you take them with a glass of water

809
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: at home? Well, no, because that would have been like

810
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: a really awkward conversation like, hey, are you doing illegal

811
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: drugs at this bar right there? I like, without any explanation,

812
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: like doing the bathroom. If you're gonna take something, right,

813
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what it is, like if you're not

814
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: gonna explain it, then yeah, and I don't want like

815
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: people to hear, And then like we get the costs

816
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: called all that, it's like, wow, great first date. Like

817
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: I better get a lawyer because I just got Yeah,

818
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I don't think they would arrest you for her taking

819
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: one of whatever it is you think she popped to

820
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: Molly in the middle of your date because she took

821
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: a pill and then started getting sweaty and fidgety. Yeah, exactly,

822
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing. I mean, as understandable if I

823
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: went out with someone in like all of a sudden

824
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: that happened, I might be like, whoa, that's weird. I

825
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: just wanted to meet up for a drink and then

826
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: Molly happened. Katie is actually on the phone listening and

827
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. I wasn't taking Molly. What

828
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: were you taking? I was taking my anti anxiety medication

829
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: because like I needed it. I was going into almost

830
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: a panic attacks fate, so I needed to calm down,

831
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: and that's why I was so sweaty and fidgety. I'm

832
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: not gonna like guys like, I'm still shocked, like she

833
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: heard our entire conversation. Sorry, Now, do you believe her

834
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: that it was anti anxiety medication and not Molly? I yeah, yeah,

835
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, I guess. I mean, I

836
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: don't remember her like running with like a weird drug

837
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: crowd in high school, so I mean, yeah, I mean

838
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: that makes she just told me to be honest, Like

839
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: if you would have just been like, hey, it's my

840
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a little you know, I take this,

841
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: I probably would have been like cool, I you know, awesome.

842
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't really judge when it comes. You know, everybody's

843
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: got stuff they're working through and you know they need,

844
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 1: you know, stop to help them get through it. I'm

845
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: not gonna judge you. Well, I I didn't want to

846
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 1: tell you, but my anti anxiety medication is Molly. No, okay,

847
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: all right. I feel I'm not gonna lie. I feel

848
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: really like I apologize, like I feel so dumb, you know,

849
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: I f but I mean, yeah, I don't you know,

850
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: you never know, like people like you watch TV and

851
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: like someone pops a pill at a bar like ninety

852
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: percent at the time, Like it's like they're ready to

853
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: have a good time. And I'm not like the coolest

854
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: guy at the bar. Um so I mean it was,

855
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, oh wow, Katie's like really cool,

856
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: like that confidence, she's popping it back, She's going all night.

857
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: I don't think I could. Like I think that was

858
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: a part things like I was afraid of the drugs,

859
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: and part of me was like I don't know if

860
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: I can keep up with Katie's like extreme underground party side.

861
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: Well listen, um, you know I was probably way more

862
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: exciting and adventurous. Let's just say back in high school.

863
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: That's not me now. I'm way too old to be

864
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: having a good time like that. I'm like everybody else

865
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two to see my AUNTI insite, even

866
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: way too old to have a good time. Yeah, I mean,

867
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: I mean, if you well, number one, I'm sorry I

868
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: didn't call you back because I was under the impression

869
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: that you know, you had like a you know that lifestyle,

870
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: and I would love to make it up to you

871
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: if you'd like Freddie wad Freddie, Freddie, Freddie. I think

872
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: you're going where I wanted to go with it. Let's

873
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: do this together. Would you like to go on another

874
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: date with Katie? We'll pay for it? Yeah, I was

875
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: I would. I would love that. Oh nice, yay, Katie.

876
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: Do you still want to go with him? Of course? Yeah?

877
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: Thank he realizes he was wrong it sounds that way.

878
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: Well congrats guys. Yeah, glad you know a crackhead. I

879
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: didn't see it like this way at all. Yeah, and

880
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: don't forget to bring to Molly for your next day.

881
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did jewels show on demand? Jubils dirty

882
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: little secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? You have a dirty

883
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: little secret? I do? All right? Well, go for it?

884
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: What is it? All right? So my husband or my

885
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: sister's husband know anything about this? Oh um? But me

886
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: and my sister are the only two that know. And

887
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: we talked to my family about it, but neither of

888
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: the husband's no. Okay, what's going on? So we deliver regularly.

889
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: We deliver for amazon um in our own personal car.

890
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: Well nine times, I'm ten, probably seventy percent of the time.

891
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: I usually pee in the car in a cup in

892
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: the car and then I dump it out. Okay. Well,

893
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: one morning I had my cup of coffee and didn't

894
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: have my morning sit down time before we were in

895
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 1: the car, and so I tried to do it into

896
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: in the car in a dog pook that well, okay,

897
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: it's called the right place because we've got an expert

898
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: on that kind of thing in the room. And what

899
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: happened though he missed the bag? What you missed the bag?

900
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: Completely missed the bag. So it was all over the car. Yo,

901
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: over my sister's husband's car, and he has no idea

902
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: that it ever happened. Oh, you guys must have cleaned

903
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: that up so good. I don't how you wouldn't leave

904
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: evidence life. All wipes are amazing. My god, are you

905
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: designed to tell somebody? Dude, Okay, I have to tell

906
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: you this one thing. So I thought you're gonna say

907
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: you pooped in the Starbucks cup, which I have experience with.

908
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I have never never done

909
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: anything like this, and I haven't done anything like this since.

910
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: But it was kind of like a dire situation because

911
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: I was going to draw my kids off at school

912
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: and I was wearing shorts, but like they weren't appropriate

913
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: shorts to like walk into a starbus to poop. So

914
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get out and go in a Starbucks.

915
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: I could not wait till I got home. And I

916
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: don't know how that even happened, because like, I have

917
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: good bowels and I can wait, like I don't need to.

918
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: I don't have situations like that happened to me. But

919
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: I could not wait. So I got out and I

920
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: pooped into Starbucks cup and it was full, and it

921
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: was it was cold, and it was cold. I was signed,

922
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: you guys, and it was freaking hilarious because there was

923
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: steam coming off the song A true story. I was mortified.

924
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: I throwed away like a lauismas little pooper that I am. Yeah,

925
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: I took her a while to tell me that story.

926
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: Awful about mine? I'm sorry, Do I need to have

927
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: your car professionally clean? No? Seriously. And it wasn't like

928
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: just like a Honda. It was alexis, well, now it's

929
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: the price of a Honda. All right, thanks for telling us,

930
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 1: you to hear a little secret? Thank you. Yeah. I

931
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: remember when Alex first told me the story. I hadn't.

932
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this for weeks. Yeah, I

933
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: didn't tell them. I was too embarrassing, And one day

934
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: I just had courage. I'm like, well, it's funny. So

935
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: Alex and I weren't married yet. We're married now, but

936
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: we were obviously we're on our way there, right, And

937
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: she walked in her stuck. Okay, so I haven't told

938
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: you something, and I want to tell you about something

939
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: happened a couple of weeks ago. And I was like,

940
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: what happened? What could be that bad? That's hilarious? Will

941
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: you marry me? Yeah? Yeah? Now, now she probably film

942
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: it and send it to me. Take a picture. Yeah, yeah,

943
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: I would like to see a picture because it sounded

944
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: like it was quite the frappuccino texted four one six one.

945
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 1: What's something that it took you a while to tell

946
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: your significant other? Frappuccinos are ruined forever for me? Now? Yeah?

947
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: Are they really? Are they really? Now? Did Jewel Show

948
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: on demand? It's Monday and Mondays are terrible usually, But

949
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: did your son find a sex tape that you made

950
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: twenty years ago over the weekend? Probably not. That would

951
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: be a wrong move. So your Monday seems a lot

952
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,959
Speaker 1: better now, doesn't it. It's Wrong Monday. It's a Jewel

953
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: Show Wrong Move Monday, where we make you feel better

954
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: about your Monday by telling you about other people's terrible, horrible,

955
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. And that wrong move that

956
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: we just mentioned right there was Kim Kardashian's wrong move

957
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 1: that she made about twenty years ago with Ray J. Actually,

958
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: in some ways was a great move because it made

959
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: her a lot of money. But I guess the other

960
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: day her son was on roadblocks and saw an ad

961
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: for her sex tape. So that's is like a kids game. Yeah,

962
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I think there's some adults that

963
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: play the game though, so you know, there's some conspiracy

964
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: around it, but conspiracy around it. What's the conspiracy? The

965
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: conspiracy is that it was all just you know, manufactured

966
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: for the first episode of the show, because apparently you're

967
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: not supposed to be able to see things like that

968
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: on roadblocks. Okay, so the Kardashians they strike again because

969
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: the Kardashian's new show started. Holy crap. Okay, Mondays are

970
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 1: terrible usually, but did your son find a sex tape

971
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: that you made twenty years ago over the weekend? No,

972
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: then your Monday's pretty good? Or are you also someone

973
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: who just got fooled by the Kardashians again like all, well,

974
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: most of us in here definitely me, I know. If

975
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: you're not, then congratulations, Monday's looking pretty good. It's the

976
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: wrong Move Monday, where we make you feel better about

977
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

978
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Another wrong move. A guy stayed at

979
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: a hotel in South Carolina and woke up with a

980
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: cockroach in his eras and apparently now he can't hear

981
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: out of that one ear yeah, I bet don't stay

982
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: at that hotel chain chills and not in a good

983
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: way too. That's definitely a super eight. Definitely. It's a

984
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: wrong move Monday where we make you feel better about

985
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

986
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. So are you Kim Kardashian's kid who

987
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: saw proof of your mom having an adult video over

988
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 1: the weekend? Are you Kim Kardashian Or were you fooled

989
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: by the Kardashians again profiting from that sex tape by

990
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: making you think that happened organically and they didn't plan

991
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: it out so you'd watch their new show. Or did

992
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: you wake up in a weird hotel room in South

993
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: Carolina with a cockroach in your year and now you

994
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 1: can't hear out of it if you didn't. Congratulations, Monday's

995
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: looking good for you. Monday, feel better about your Monday

996
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very

997
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: bad decisions. Eight to eight three four three one o

998
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,720
Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one, Travis,

999
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? My wrong move was the other

1000
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: day I was with the grocery store, which one of

1001
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: my friends, and I turned out one of the aisles

1002
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: and I saw my friends at the other end of

1003
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: the aisle, and so I ran up behind him and

1004
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I kind of smacked him on the butt. Okay, I'm

1005
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: still waiting to see how that's the wrong one. And

1006
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: then my friend turned around and looked at me, and

1007
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: that's when I realized it wasn't my friend at all.

1008
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: I just smacked a complete stranger on the app. You

1009
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: thought it was your friend, but who obviously wasn't what

1010
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: they do. He just kind of looked at me like dumbfounded,

1011
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: like I didn't really know what happened at first, and

1012
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: I just started like apologizing perfume. Yeah, I'm sorry, No, no,

1013
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: I see the thing is, I thought I'm here with

1014
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: my friend I Thomas, and they look kind of like

1015
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: you saying Chappa Jean's like one of the situations where

1016
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: you just start vomiting from the mouth. That's exactly what happened.

1017
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, did you believe you that you mean

1018
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: to smack your friend and not him? No, he definitely

1019
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: didn't believe me, and I'll tell you why. Okay. So

1020
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: I ended up getting with my friend and as we

1021
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: were leaving the store. Me and the guy that I slapped,

1022
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: we'd like both exited the store at the same time

1023
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: and walked Our cars were right next to each other basically,

1024
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: so I had to walk overly next to him. That's what. Then,

1025
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, you know how you see someone and

1026
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: you talk to him a little bit in the parking lot, right,

1027
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: You don't really want to talk to this person for

1028
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: a long time, Yeah, but you have to because you

1029
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: see him and they might be an acquaintance. So you

1030
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: do the nice thing and you're like, hey, yeah, so

1031
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: the wife kids, Yeah, we barbecue last were in It

1032
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: was fun. Okay, cool man, see you later. And then

1033
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: you end up both walking the same way and now

1034
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: we just finished our conversation and then said goodbye. Now

1035
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: it's awkward if I engage again, but I know we

1036
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: both want, like what do we do? Yeah, it definitely

1037
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: would be like that. But you're a stranger to this

1038
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: guy and you don't know him at all, and you

1039
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: just smacked him on the butt and you had to

1040
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: make that walk of shame. It was super awkward. Yeah,

1041
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 1: I bet, I bet you won't be doing that again,

1042
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: not publicly though. He started like hitting on me and

1043
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: he would not leave alone. Seems his interest. Yeah, I

1044
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Speaker 1: stupidly I should have given him a fake number, but

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Speaker 1: I actually gave him my real phone number, like an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I should have given him a fake phone number. But

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Speaker 1: now the dude who not stop texting me he wants

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Speaker 1: some more of that smack obviously. Yeah all right, well there,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you're wrong move, no problem,

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Speaker 1: a new relationship. Listen every single Monday at this time

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