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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of People

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Speaker 1: Magazine's Trendiest Podcast Alive. Oh no, my name is Jack.

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Speaker 2: That is Miles Yeah, and we get sexiest Podcaster or

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Speaker 2: what the come on?

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Speaker 1: Did you see that ship?

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Speaker 2: They gave it to Taylor Latner? Scandalous?

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Speaker 1: Is that real?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? One of Zeitgang. I think it was the Southwest

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Speaker 2: some so Melia was like it should have been Miles.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, I thank you. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: It's weird because I didn't see the one where people

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Speaker 1: were saying that about me. That's weird. That's weird. I

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Speaker 1: have to I have to read, Yeah, my men, cheese

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Speaker 1: must be off or something.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it was a separate maybe it was a separate

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Speaker 2: one that you were yeah, yeah, I mus yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: because you're sexy. Due, you're sexy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm hungry.

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Speaker 2: And now it's see and that's that's when that's what's

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Speaker 2: sexy and fluctuated. They're like, he was sexy, toll he

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Speaker 2: said hungy.

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Speaker 1: Hingy, I'm hungy and so so see Miles, Yes, you're Miles,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack. These out things that are trending. It's Thursday,

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Speaker 1: November Night Right. The debate happened last night. We'll dig

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Speaker 1: into that a little bit more tomorrow. But what we

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Speaker 1: really got to talk about is just some some dumb bullshit.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper just dropped a limited a dish that's not

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Speaker 1: spicy sod, Spicy sods from our roads, from broods.

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Speaker 2: Spicy sods from my chades. We got a broad dr

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Speaker 2: Pepper hot take.

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Speaker 1: I was with them because I like, I like a

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Speaker 1: spicy Ginger beer. I seek out that. I say, Ginger beer,

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Speaker 1: give me your spiciest and that main root spicy is

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Speaker 1: the spiciest one I found. If anybody has some recommendations

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Speaker 1: for another sexy word, recommendation for spicier, hit me. I'll

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Speaker 1: get it spicy as possible.

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Speaker 2: But what you mean is bite. We're not talking about

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Speaker 2: Skullville skulvill level like you don't eat it.

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Speaker 1: But ginger can be spicy, man the way. I just

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Speaker 1: like straight up ginger.

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Speaker 2: Have you passed it?

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Speaker 1: No? I mean it's kind of soothing to the tum tum.

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Speaker 2: Right right, That's what I mean. I'm talking about, like

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Speaker 2: cap savesan Okay, you know what I mean, that chemical

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Speaker 2: that gives us the real heat.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to torture myself. I'm just all right.

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Speaker 2: Some of us are bro so like I just I

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Speaker 2: don't want people to get the.

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Speaker 1: Culture tul unshakable pain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know it's fine. There's a thing in

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Speaker 2: that this article that they also linked off to another article.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know this is a thing. It's the

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Speaker 2: headline was want better like dating, try eating more spicy food.

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Speaker 2: Scientists have found that people seem more attractive when they

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Speaker 2: have a high tolerance for spice. Mm hmmmm, that's kind

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Speaker 2: of true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And that article was written by an Ai.

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Speaker 2: Was written by me when I was at my loneliest.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just saying main Root makes a ginger beer

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Speaker 1: and it is labeled spicy. Okay, okay, Like you can

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Speaker 1: get regular and then you can get spicy. And I

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Speaker 1: always go spicy because I don't give a fuck. I'm attractive.

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Speaker 2: I'm attractive, I'm so hot. Why would I watch me

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Speaker 2: shotgun this spicy root beer? But this I don't know

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Speaker 2: what exactly the spice is here, We're still not clear,

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Speaker 2: but the person who reviewed it said, yeah, the little

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Speaker 2: bite takes a few seconds for the heat to set in,

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Speaker 2: then it lingers like the cranberries in your throat.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, I want to try it. I don't like

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Speaker 1: the name calling it hot tike sucks. Like, yeah, whoever

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Speaker 1: the you know, gen X person was who came up

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Speaker 1: with that, try thinking that it made them sound like

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it, you know, it's probably just

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Speaker 2: like one of those things too, Like every company is

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Speaker 2: just so like risk averse that it's like they had

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Speaker 2: to like crunch the fucking numbers and see what the

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Speaker 2: fucking edgiest thing they could call it was without like

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Speaker 2: alienating people, and then you land on this kind of nonsense.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure there were people in that room who are like, God,

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Speaker 2: really call it fucking such spicy sods for my chides.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doctor Pepper, So I guess last year Doctor Pepper

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Speaker 1: had a bourbon flavored uh version, and this year they're

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Speaker 1: doing spicy celebrating the hot takes of football because they're

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Speaker 1: the official soft drink of football. Alright, cool, they've always

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Speaker 1: had Doctor Pepper had that weird run where they were like,

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Speaker 1: and this soda is only for boys. That's right, diet soda,

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Speaker 1: but only boys are allowed to drink it Jesus because

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Speaker 1: like doctor Pepper, ten, oh, it's not zero calories like

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Speaker 1: a girl, diet soda. Men value ten calories.

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Speaker 2: Ten commandments, ten calories, guys, thanks canonical.

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Speaker 1: The stuff that guys like. Ten commandments.

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Speaker 2: Bo Derek in ten, thank you for people who thought

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Speaker 2: I was young. There you go.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know that reference.

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Speaker 2: Miles, you know you don't know. Okay, do you know

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Speaker 2: what Derek is? Okay? Do you know the very famous

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Speaker 2: poster of her with her problematic braids running down the beach? Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's from the movie ten.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't even see one through nine Miles n.

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Speaker 2: Daddy Pepper is checked in.

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Speaker 1: That's doctor Pepper to you. Uh, Miles, No one's quitting

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Speaker 1: and that is a problem.

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Speaker 2: So this is a big problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like keeping the dialogue firmly in the voice of capital,

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Speaker 1: like capital anytime the economy is struggling, anytime people unhappy.

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Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal comes through and is like, how do

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Speaker 1: we interpret money troubles And the people who run the

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Speaker 1: businesses are happy to tell you it is our fault.

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Speaker 1: It is the workers fuzz It's always they're doing something wrong.

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Speaker 1: So first there was the great resignation. People don't want

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Speaker 1: to work anymore.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they hate working here, and they're leaving because everybody

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Speaker 2: your pastures. Fine, yeah, then signs.

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Speaker 1: Then miles. They were quitting. They weren't even telling people

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Speaker 1: all quiet, quiet quitting. They weren't even making noises while

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Speaker 1: they quit. Who does that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, someone deeply disturbed? Does that me? A ceo?

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Speaker 1: Fucks?

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Speaker 2: He said? He said it?

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Speaker 1: Uh, now now watch his drive. You know, CEOs out

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Speaker 1: work the least of anybody. Like, once you hit that level,

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Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I have an assistant to deal with all.

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Speaker 2: Your I've not typed on a physical keyboard in about

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Speaker 2: thirteen years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to keep these thumbs loose for my.

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Speaker 2: For counting all this cash exactly, for handing out hundreds

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Speaker 2: to my homebooks and counting it. But like, and now

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Speaker 2: we've inevitably reached the face. We are no one now

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Speaker 2: the panic on the Wall Street journalist. No one is quitting.

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Speaker 1: And they won't leave. Is wrong with these people? Wait

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Speaker 1: are like it is we We've described this before, like

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Speaker 1: this relationship between us and the powers that be the

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Speaker 1: capital as like a toxic relationship with somebody who like

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Speaker 1: you just can't please and they're just gonna like raise

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Speaker 1: the prices and be like it's your fault. And you know,

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Speaker 1: and this is a great example. They're like, you, too

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Speaker 1: many people are quitting. You're quitting. You're not telling me

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Speaker 1: you're not quitting. Yeah, what the fuck you want from us?

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Speaker 2: Which one is it?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: Again? To use the phrase again, is it Ucci Wally

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Speaker 2: or is it one mic? It's both? Come on us

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Speaker 2: here tell us, but I love again. The whole point

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Speaker 2: of the Wall Street Journal is to soothe like business

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Speaker 2: owners and like that class of people, to always like,

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Speaker 2: it's not you, it's not you, guys, it's not us.

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Speaker 2: It's not us, it's not it's fucking them. Use these

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Speaker 2: fucking creeps out, these fucking wastoids. But yeah, they're saying

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Speaker 2: like it's like just causing new headache, and say, turnover

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Speaker 2: has declined so steeply at some large employers. The companies

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Speaker 2: now find themselves over budget on certain teams, requiring leaders

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Speaker 2: to make it be like, yo, if y'all get laid off,

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Speaker 2: it's because y'all weren't quitting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then this it is a little bit helpful

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Speaker 1: in the sense that they're like, so we've got to

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Speaker 1: turn to our HR departments who are just gonna make

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Speaker 1: people's lives shitty round, yeah, like give them bad performance

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Speaker 2: And it's cloud how they even print that in the

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Speaker 2: thing where they're like, like, when they can't get rid

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Speaker 2: of like get rid of people, they have other tactics.

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: In periods of low turnover, veteran HR leaders say they

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Speaker 2: typically follow a different playbook before resorting to job cuts.

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Speaker 2: When too few employees leave, companies will often get tougher

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Speaker 2: in performance appraisals, pushing employees to quit cast to be

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Speaker 2: another alternative. During periods of electrician companies tend to offer

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Speaker 2: incentives such as buyouts to motivate them to kick fucking

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Speaker 2: rocks cool. The author of this is a guy named

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Speaker 2: Chip Cutter. Chip Cutter that sounds like a sentient boat.

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Speaker 1: Shoe chip like very very like I'm just picturing freckles

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Speaker 1: the name of a fucking sailboat, like I'm actually picturing

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Speaker 1: it's not even a person's like, it's the chip cutter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just wrote the articles.

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Speaker 1: Had a baby, a yeah, a white guy sailboat and

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Speaker 1: a piece of technology that cut micro chips a baby

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Speaker 1: and created the most efficient vessel of capitalism of all time. Well,

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Speaker 1: great work, chip cutter. Let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: class hero. We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back,

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Speaker 1: and with the CEOs the heads of companies, uh not

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Speaker 1: just being like you can't quit, You better not fucking quit.

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Speaker 1: Better tell us when you do quit, and you better

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Speaker 1: quit okay, Like, uh, we we need some we need

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Speaker 1: somebody who's still looking out for us. And it's Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell baby.

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Speaker 2: Wait us and yeah, we we love we love the Bell.

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Speaker 2: Obviously no promo, but the I we'd be lying if

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Speaker 2: we say we you don't like And this is interesting

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Speaker 2: to hear, like how right now we've talked about this

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Speaker 1: We didn't say it was cheap anymore, I know.

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Speaker 2: And that used to be the thing where like, yo,

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Speaker 2: was like where can I get apps to blow my

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Speaker 2: stomach out for five bucks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not many places, no, And CNN reports Taco Bell they

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Speaker 2: a lot of other places, they have not just been

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Speaker 2: like just you know, sending the prices into the stratosphere

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Speaker 2: like a few other people. You know, I haven't still

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Speaker 2: got all the menu items.

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Speaker 1: It feels weird to be like rooting for old, old

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Speaker 1: fashioned capitalism, but like that's what this I feel like,

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Speaker 1: this is the good feeling that I get from this

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Speaker 1: is like, yeah, isn't this how it's supposed to work?

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Speaker 1: Like the thing that was supposed to work about capitalism

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Speaker 1: is that like when all the other companies raise their

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Speaker 1: You're a humble leader.

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Speaker 1: Many of the children cited a catchy parody song making

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Speaker 1: Tax I just want to be your sigma. A rizzler

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Speaker 1: of New York Times article I don't like, Tarik eight

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Speaker 1: it quick done. Tarik, who lives in New York State

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Speaker 1: What's with this?

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Speaker 2: Like? I don't know. I mean, like, granted, we we

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Speaker 1: You guys are so fucking cool, you like.

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Speaker 2: The guys are on TikTok. Are you right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We are.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Could I like pay you? I

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Speaker 2: Like it literally, why my child? Why talking to my child?

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Speaker 2: With the New York Times.

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Speaker 1: With the New York Times, I'm asking your child what

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Speaker 1: this article by Chip Cutter, Sha son of a bitch.

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Speaker 2: You fed us now.

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Speaker 1: It's by Madison Malone Kircher, who writes about young people

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Speaker 1: stuff for The New York Times. Her last articles, like's

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Speaker 1: on the Dedicated Reporter, faces swift criticism, a YouTube gossip

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Speaker 1: spills a secret of her own. Oh cool, do all

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Speaker 1: the shoulder shimmy on that one? Anyways, those are some

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Speaker 1: of the things that are trending. We're back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. We will talk to

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Speaker 1: you all tomorrow. Fight bite