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Speaker 1: is a perfect one for how I felt this whole

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Speaker 2: Oh you sound blue? It hit it hit us.

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Speaker 1: Man digs a big hole in his garden, gets in,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be a banana story.

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Speaker 1: Do world, would your mindsillion pieces would ba ba ba.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas That the littlest, the funniest,

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Speaker 1: little strange news podcast you ever did.

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Speaker 3: Here, I'm Kurt Browneld and I'm second banana boy Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 3: We have a very wonderful guest with us.

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Speaker 1: So excited that she's here not only a good friend,

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Speaker 1: but also just had one of the only stand up

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because usually I tune out after ten minutes

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Speaker 1: of any stand up comedy special. Scotty watched it twice.

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Speaker 2: I did. I'm a real fan, number one fan.

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Speaker 1: You guys have to watch it. It's on HBO Max.

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Speaker 1: It's called Girl Daddy. Please welcome the fantastic and wonderful

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Speaker 1: Beth Stelling.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: I bet happy to be here.

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Speaker 4: Thank you guys for watching my special.

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Speaker 2: It's excellent. It's wonderful.

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Speaker 3: And I watched it when it first came out, and

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Speaker 3: then I watched that documentary Action Park. I don't I

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Speaker 3: don't know if you guys saw that thing it's about.

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Speaker 3: It's about a crazy amusement park that was in New

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Speaker 2: All the time.

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Speaker 3: And as soon as it ended, I was like, I'm

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Speaker 3: watching best special again and got right back into you.

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Speaker 3: So I love it. It was a real palate cleanser.

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Speaker 3: Back to the laughs.

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Speaker 1: There's a story I texted you while I was watching

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Speaker 1: it about the Giant the giant head Blackbeard Dad. Story

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Speaker 1: fucking funny. Everybody who hasn't watched it, you have to

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Speaker 4: And you can always do.

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Speaker 5: The free trial on on Hbomax dot com.

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Speaker 4: I would love to get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, do the free trial, watch it and then cancel.

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Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor. Come on, get in there. You

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Speaker 4: But yeah, yes, of course I do.

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Speaker 1: Man digs a big hole in his garden, gets and

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Speaker 1: This is sent in by Instagram user at Bethness ninety three.

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Speaker 1: Thank you bethnist. I always wonder about the ninety like

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Speaker 1: the ninety three. I'm assuming born in ninety three?

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Speaker 4: Well or class of ninety three or a class.

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Speaker 1: Or it is ninety three A good IQ. I don't

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Speaker 2: It's enough, probably enough for a driver's license.

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Speaker 1: It's enough that, yeah you could drive a car? Well great,

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Speaker 1: So here it is. This is from of course Metro UK.

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Speaker 1: I love Metro UK. I'm all go to Metro UK

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Speaker 1: fan true, I hate all their ads though. This is

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Speaker 1: of course written by Jimmy Misubuga.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, the best of the biz.

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Speaker 1: So much, Jimmy the biz, uh best of the biz.

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Speaker 1: A man climbed into a really big hole in his

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Speaker 1: the unnamed person launched the bizarre stunt at his home

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Speaker 3: But they dug shovels, like just four teenage guys that

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, I wonder how like how big that

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Speaker 5: There was nothing like that, thank god, but it did

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Speaker 5: It also wasn't the you know, there's those parents that

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Speaker 4: Condumns are in the drawer. You know.

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Speaker 5: The point is I definitely had some like guilt around it, right,

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Speaker 3: Oh God, Well, my mom was a health teacher, so

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Speaker 3: I saw every VHS tape on human sexuality imaginable at

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Speaker 1: I do want to hear another story really quick.

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Speaker 4: The reason I ran away at the beginning, oh because

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Speaker 3: Oh, Beth is showing us her phone. Beth looks very

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Speaker 5: And I went to do University of Central Florida with

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Speaker 1: But then I.

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Speaker 4: Agreed to still see him.

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Speaker 5: So I went to his house and he's like, can

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Speaker 4: Give me a ride to the realtor.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be Jack in front of this realtor

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Speaker 4: Oh Lantern? And he said me hoff.

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Speaker 2: No, And I was like, that's why you ran away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. She was like, do you claim him? I was like,

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Speaker 4: I don't claim this man, Yes, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Can you send us that photo and I'll use it

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Speaker 3: Okay Scott to give it to it. I got one, guys,

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Speaker 3: This is huge news. This is you know, twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: has been a fire shit storm, but we got things

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Speaker 3: that are looking up. Mountain de creates first cocktail for Red Lobster,

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Speaker 3: the Do Garrita Do Gta craziest.

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Speaker 1: The craziest part about it is that they'd made no

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Speaker 1: they made no attempt to just do garta. It sounds

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Speaker 1: so disgusting. The word sounds disgusting. I'm sure the drink

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Speaker 1: is delicious. Do greta sounds like a dukie rita is

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, whatever happened.

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Speaker 2: To mount.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mountain mount Garita? I bet you there was a

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Speaker 1: big fight at Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: All right, Red Lobster, even better, the Taco Bell of

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Speaker 3: the Sea, The Taco Bell of the Sea.

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Speaker 2: So this one comes from USA. That's good. Kelly Tycho,

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Speaker 2: the best in the biz.

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Speaker 3: Fire fingers. Kelly Tycho typed this one up. This one

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Speaker 3: shockingly took place on Orlando. So Red Lobster and PepsiCo

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Speaker 3: have teamed up to it is Taco Bell.

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Speaker 1: No sorry, Red Lobster and Pepsi co owns Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Taco show.

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Speaker 3: They've teamed up and created the quote do garrita two

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Speaker 3: words too, A margarita created with mountain dew soda. According

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Speaker 3: to Red Lobster website. The cocktail will be rolling out

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Speaker 3: at select Red Lobster, so consider yourself lucky if this

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Speaker 3: is on the menu guys, mm hmm in September, and

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Speaker 3: it will be available nationwide by the end of the year.

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Speaker 2: You know just what you're.

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Speaker 3: Rolling out of quarantine. You want to roll right into

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Speaker 3: a Red Lobster. You want to refresh yourself. Order the

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Speaker 3: do Garrita with salt, so it's made.

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Speaker 5: Salted options taco shells.

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Speaker 3: It's just got like a lobster claws, a garnish. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: I'm making it better. We shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: That's the question is My question is what what do

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Speaker 1: you pair it with? What? On the Red Lobster herds

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Speaker 1: are you like? I want to Mountain Do margarita.

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Speaker 2: With that than animals?

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Speaker 3: We do not discuss stories beforehand, Kurt, You just set

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Speaker 3: me up. The do Garrita pairs perfectly with Red Lobster's

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Speaker 3: iconic cheddar cheese Bay biscuits.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 3: The cocktail has the look of a soft drink, which

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Speaker 3: everybody loves and is Mountain Dew's quote take on the

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Speaker 3: margarita including citrus flavored sodas tequila and quote a few

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Speaker 3: cocktail that everybody can get. I think they're super pumped

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Speaker 3: on this. And if anybody gets one, First off, wear

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Speaker 3: drinking drunk on do ger ritas.

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Speaker 1: And also what they just created was they just created

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Speaker 1: a four loco cocktail.

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Speaker 2: Wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's exactly what that is.

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Speaker 2: I miss it.

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Speaker 1: Just a high amount of caffeine and a bunch of liquor.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you know mountain dew most caffeine.

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Speaker 5: I guess you're drinking it in store then, because you

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Speaker 5: can't take that to go and Red Lobster is about

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Speaker 5: to get drunk. Nobody's going The employees are going to

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Speaker 5: have to sample it. I wonder what the knowing like

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Speaker 5: fat like you know, I'm sure you guys have worked

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Speaker 5: in food service too, but like knowing, knowing the food

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't form a sense.

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Speaker 1: We got it.

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Speaker 5: Tequila probably comes in like curig pods so that the

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Speaker 4: There's not a bartender at Red Lobster, right.

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Speaker 1: No, I oh there might be, then.

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Speaker 4: This makes sense.

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Speaker 5: But if not, they're doing it like like a squirt

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, so that you can't. I remember when John

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Speaker 1: of the tapes that were Starbucks tapes were all recorded

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Speaker 1: like the Chipmunks. God, isn't that a level of control?

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Speaker 1: That is at the time, it freaked me the fuck out.

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Speaker 4: Of course it should. Everything should freak us out. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's crazy, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I used to work at a place called in Baltimore.

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Speaker 1: I was aware there called nifty fifties, And if it's

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Speaker 1: message that you've been in nifty fifties. What nifty fifties.

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Speaker 1: Was was from the outside and from the inside, an

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Speaker 2: Like it.

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Speaker 1: You just flip it over and it was just really

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Speaker 1: good Indian food. They had a tandory oven in the

447
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Speaker 1: back and you would never know. It was the craziest thing.

448
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Speaker 1: Nifty fifties baby, it was the best.

449
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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, if anybody had a problem with that'd be like,

450
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Speaker 5: there is a gas station that has Taco Bell and

451
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Speaker 5: red lobster.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Taco Bell or whatever.

453
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Speaker 3: There used to go a bar in Baltimore and I

454
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Speaker 3: think was John Waters's favorite bar our buddy Carl the Charles.

455
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Speaker 3: I don't know if it was that, but it was

456
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Speaker 3: a place where their thing like so many bars in

457
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Speaker 3: this world.

458
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Speaker 2: People hang up bras.

459
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Speaker 3: Women take off their bras and you hang it. It's

460
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Speaker 3: wild and it's on the deer antlers. At this place,

461
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Speaker 3: it was you would blow your nose into a tissue

462
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Speaker 3: and then they would tack your kleenex to the wall.

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Speaker 1: So, no, that's not the Club Charles. That's not the

464
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Speaker 1: Club Charles. I do not know where that is. But

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Speaker 1: the amount of times that I was at the Club

466
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Speaker 1: Charles that John Waters would walk in in the nineties,

467
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Speaker 1: it is every time I went to the Club Charles

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Speaker 1: in Baltimore. Yeah, in Baltimore.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty cool city.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. We all just get like really

471
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Speaker 1: nervous and stuff. He was very, very nice guy.

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Speaker 5: The most l a one, I guess is the residual

473
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Speaker 5: place where they put your like penny residual check on them.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's it's called Residuals in Studio City. It's right off

476
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Speaker 3: the one oh one. And their whole gimmick was if

477
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Speaker 3: you were an actor writer who had a residual check

478
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Speaker 3: for less than a dollar, you could give it to them.

479
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Speaker 3: They'd tack it up and give you one free draft beer.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great. It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. In this time, it's like you

482
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Speaker 1: don't want to. It's like not worth the drive to

483
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Speaker 1: the to the bank for like a I've done. I've

484
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Speaker 1: gotten multiple penny residual checks hook you.

485
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Speaker 3: Uh well, why don't we take a little break and

486
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Speaker 3: come back after you guys, listen to the our voices again,

487
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Speaker 3: only this time selling you stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're coming back to the

489
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Speaker 1: Bananas Show. The Banana Show I don't even know about. Listen, guys,

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Speaker 1: Please go to our instagram The Bananas Podcast on Instagram,

491
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: dms your crazy news stories, DMUs anything crazy that's happened

492
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: to you personally. We'll use them for our minisodes. Also,

493
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: please go and rate and review us on iTunes. It

494
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: does make a difference. And here is the latest bananamal

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Speaker 1: offering we have on the table. Oh boy, do you

496
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Speaker 1: know who? This was sent in by Scotti.

497
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Speaker 2: I can find it if you keep going.

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you find it and I'll start talking. This

499
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Speaker 1: is the Trenery Outhouse classic. This happens in Trenery, Michigan.

500
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: It was sent in by a bananimal and what it

501
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Speaker 1: is it's been happening for twenty four years and I'm

502
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Speaker 1: obsessed with it now. It is a small town in

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Speaker 1: the upper Peninsula of Michigan where people build outhouses, put

504
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Speaker 1: them on two skis, and then race them down the

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Speaker 1: main street in February. The date is February twenty ninth,

506
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Speaker 1: so it's fucking very cold. And the videos are amazing

507
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: because everyone you can tell. It's like early morning on

508
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Speaker 1: a Saturday or something, and everyone is wasted in this town.

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Speaker 1: And I think the requirements are that there's a toilet

510
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Speaker 1: paper roll as part of the outhouse, but people get

511
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Speaker 1: creative with the outhouses and so Scotty and I of

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Speaker 1: course cannot make it this year, but we want to

513
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Speaker 1: go next year. But if there's any bananimals who want

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Speaker 1: to go up to Trenery, Michigan and put in a

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Speaker 1: banana outthouse, yep, as a contestant. We will pay your

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Speaker 1: entry fee. We will spond which is five dollars. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we got you covered, and we'll send you some crap too.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry, we're gonna make.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll send you a shirt. We'll send you an

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00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: animal hunting for hunting for Nana's shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have a bananas racing team.

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Speaker 1: It's in the Uh, it's in the up. That's all

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Speaker 1: I know. It's called Trendery t r e nar Y.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up the mint somewhere, and I send it

525
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Speaker 3: to us. But if you're the person who sent it

526
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Speaker 3: to me, I'll go through my text tonight. I think

527
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Speaker 3: they hit me up on the banana phone.

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Speaker 2: I will.

529
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Speaker 3: We'll put you in our story and tag you and

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Speaker 3: thank you for sending it. Kurt and I can't do

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Speaker 3: it this year, but we're gonna. I'm gonna show up

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Speaker 3: next year. I want a Bananamal's outhouse sledding down the river.

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Speaker 1: I love ship like this. Scotty, did you ever do

534
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Speaker 1: the Idiot Rode?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: New York I did. I was the UNA, we were

537
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Speaker 2: the Unibombers.

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Speaker 1: And we Yeah. So this thing was amazing. I think

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Speaker 1: it was started in the Bay Area, but we started

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Speaker 1: doing it in New York City probably in like two

541
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Speaker 1: thousand two or something, and it was it was essentially uh,

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Speaker 1: it was like the I did, but it was called

543
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: the idiot Rod because it was four teams of four

544
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 1: that then dragged behind them a grocery car shopping car,

545
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Speaker 1: and we ran. It was February as well, so it

546
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: was like negative two degrees and we ran from Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: into Manhattan, so it was like from Dumbo to the

548
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Speaker 1: East Village and everyone's like running and everyone's like super

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00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: dressed up. One year, I think we were throwing fish

550
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Speaker 1: at people, like we had bought a bunch of fish,

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Speaker 1: like actual fish, like red snapper, and we're throwing them

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Speaker 1: at people. I don't know. Had something to do with

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Speaker 1: the theme. What were we? We were the you Bombers.

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Speaker 3: They no, I was you invited me, but you were

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Speaker 3: on a different team. You were the four Horsemen of

556
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Speaker 3: the Apocalypse, and you all had giant horse penises hanging

557
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 3: between your leg lights and I forget what you were throwing.

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00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: But the whole idea is you sabotage each other the

559
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Speaker 3: entire time, and then you race checkpoint to checkpoints. Some

560
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 3: checkpoints are parks summer bars, and you can gain advantages

561
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Speaker 3: as you go, But every person has to be attached

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Speaker 3: to the cart at all times, so you can't just

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Speaker 3: It's like if one person gets tired, you all have

564
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Speaker 3: to walk. You can't just like split off. Yeah, we

565
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: were the Unibombers. We dressed like Ted Kazinski, like the

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Speaker 3: composite sketch, and we had mailboxes that were full of

567
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Speaker 3: water balloons that had letter envelopes taped to them, and

568
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: then we were just throwing mail bombs at people. But

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Speaker 3: the highlight for me was we were pretty far back

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Speaker 3: because there's like a team that were called Cobra or

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Speaker 3: or Snake or something, and they were like good, they

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Speaker 3: just had like runners, yes, And we get to this

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Speaker 3: bar on Delancey Street and they were like, okay, everybody

574
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Speaker 3: hangs out here for fifteen minutes. You can get drunk,

575
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Speaker 3: you can pee, you can do whatever, or if you

576
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Speaker 3: want to be released right now, somebody can do a

577
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Speaker 3: shot of dog food. And my friends all looked at

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Speaker 3: me and they're like you'll do that. I'm like, hell, yes,

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Speaker 3: I'll do that. So I just did a shot of

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Speaker 3: like kibbles and bits and then we just took off

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Speaker 3: and we were in the top ten.

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Speaker 2: And then we realized that.

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Speaker 3: Other people were taking it extreme like they wanted to win.

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Speaker 2: We just wanted to get drunk and have fun.

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Speaker 3: But the strangest thing is there were probably I don't

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Speaker 3: know one hundred teams, that's one hundred shopping carts that

587
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Speaker 3: all of us just stole and decorated.

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Speaker 2: I took mine from food Town. I know that. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: food Town.

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Speaker 1: Key food for me.

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Speaker 4: Did you return it?

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Speaker 2: I did not. I think we made a pile of.

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Speaker 4: The wheel.

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Speaker 1: I know because you get it starts at nine a m.

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Speaker 1: By noon, you are so drunk, I mean, and this

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Speaker 1: was we were in our twenties and you're running. So

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Speaker 1: you're like really running, running across the Manhattan Bridge at

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Speaker 1: top speed pulling a grocery.

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Speaker 3: Nobody's happy about us doing it. Like everybody's like, well,

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Speaker 3: what the hell? It's so loud?

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Speaker 2: Imagine how long like two shopping.

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Speaker 1: Car, hundred grocery carts or one hundred groceres just going

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Speaker 1: on shopping concrete.

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Speaker 4: It was ko hard wheels.

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Speaker 2: You're getting hit by fee.

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Speaker 1: You ate a dog bone? Milk bone? What kind?

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Speaker 5: It was a milk bone? And I am sponsored. I

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Speaker 5: how I must have been seventh grade and my sister

609
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Speaker 5: like we had a small house and grew up.

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Speaker 4: In Dayton, Ohio.

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Speaker 5: And my mom did remarry on my ninth birthday. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: I would say, not againt on your birthday, I know.

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Speaker 4: Not a gift. Well, they wanted it at Benham's.

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Speaker 2: Grove, so that's exclusive. Ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so my my mom is out on a

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Speaker 5: date with that guy or something at probably like the

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Speaker 5: Golden Lamb, which which coincidentally was where Woody Harrelson worked,

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Speaker 5: not at the time, but that was one of his

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Speaker 5: earliest jobs in Lebanon, Ohio. So Lebanon is like enough away. Like,

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Speaker 5: I don't want to get this wrong because it was

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Speaker 5: so long ago, but I'm going to get forty minute drive.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, something like that, but.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to think if they've stayed over a night

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Speaker 5: or not. Oh boy, I don't think they did. The

625
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 5: point is, my sister decides to have a party, but

626
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Speaker 5: it's wintertime. There's snow on the ground.

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Speaker 1: So wait, it's just your Your mom just went to dinner,

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Speaker 1: dinner forty minutes away, an hour and a half for

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Speaker 1: dinner forty minutes back, so you got to have a

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Speaker 1: party or two and a half hour.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a small house and it snowed.

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Speaker 4: So like my sister is dating an older guy at

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 1: Josh, this is an amazing wait time out. This is

635
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: an amazing story.

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Speaker 2: You need.

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00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: This is a great there's a perfect movie. This is

638
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: a perfect, easy to make movie. You have to have

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Speaker 1: a rager in two and a half hours, and it

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00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: has to have all the stages of a perfect high

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Speaker 1: school party and then be totally cleaned up in two

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Speaker 1: and a half hours. Anyway, go ahead, sorry interrupt you.

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Speaker 5: I'll try to write it. So I'm seventh grade, Megan

644
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 5: is a senior, my oldest sister, and Hannah's a sophomore,

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00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 5: and so you can imagine that the dynamics there. Our

646
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 5: school was small, and I was in the same building

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Speaker 5: with them. Seventh through twelfth is the same building. Yeah,

648
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 5: so like, obviously that.

649
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 4: Was gross because some seniors were definitely bing bang bong and.

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Speaker 5: Some seventh graders. But anyway, I wasn't one of them.

651
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 5: I wasn't one of them. But it's a party. I

652
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 5: don't think I had any friends over. I'm just like

653
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 5: trying to be cool but also be funny. And that's

654
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 5: where the dog bone comes in.

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Speaker 4: I ate a dog bone.

656
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 5: I was dared to eat a dog bone, and somebody

657
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 5: made out in my bed.

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Speaker 4: I remember being really upset about that.

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00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just like, I walked into my room.

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00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 4: It's on my like lion King comforter.

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00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 5: I was just like, okay, yeah, I still had one

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Speaker 5: in seventh grade. It's like that weird transition from like

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Speaker 5: kids pen so well, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes exactly, penfifteen is fucking excellent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But and then people are getting drunk and drinking. Forget

667
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 5: if I drank, Like I definitely had a dog bone.

668
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 5: I definitely had some beer.

669
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

670
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Speaker 4: Oh there's something else I'll tell you later.

671
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 5: But the point is my mom had to come home

672
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 5: and we're cleaning up and we get caught because it snowed.

673
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 5: There was hundreds of footprints across the front yard. And

674
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 5: our yard is small. Our yard is small.

675
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Speaker 1: It's just exposed grass everywhere.

676
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Speaker 4: Like maybe maybe three cartwheels across the front.

677
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Speaker 1: This is the plot from The Cat and the Hat

678
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Speaker 1: Comes Back. Yeah, it's a book I read to my

679
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: daughter all the time. It's the Snow Gives It Away?

680
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Speaker 3: Is the best Kurt hit us with a story home Boy.

681
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Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go.

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Speaker 2: I want one, are you guys right?

683
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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm very excited about this. This was sentence

684
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Speaker 1: so various parts of this story that I'm going to

685
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Speaker 1: cover were sented by multiple people.

686
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Speaker 2: Cool two.

687
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Speaker 1: The two that I've chosen to shout out are Jamie

688
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Speaker 1: Waters Jamie W. Seventy seven. Thank you and at Susbot,

689
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: thank you for sending this in. This is all about

690
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: the IIG Noble, the GIG Nobel Prize winners. So we

691
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: all know there's a Nobel Prize.

692
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Speaker 2: Love it.

693
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: The big Nobel Prize is for legitimate scientific research. Yeah

694
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Speaker 1: that is seemingly dumbis show?

695
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: Okay, you'll won me over, cool.

696
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: And it's awesome. They they this is just from the

697
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: This is just the winners of this year. Okay, uh

698
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: they they they set it up like the Nobel Prize wherever,

699
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: like there's a bunch of different categories. So for the

700
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Speaker 1: IIG Nobel Prize this year in acoustics researchers, the researchers

701
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: who won for inducing a female Chinese alligator to bello

702
00:34:54,520 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: in an air tight chamber filled with helio yes, name no, no,

703
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: like bellow like roar, essentially like make a make a

704
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: bark like and then they recorded it. They essentially gave

705
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: an alligator helium and then had the alligator.

706
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 2: Finally, it should win the this should win the real award.

707
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: This is huge.

708
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: It was literally like an examination of like what happens

709
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: in the voice box of this specific Chinese alligator. I

710
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: don't know why they were doing it.

711
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 5: Alligator comma named comma.

712
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: To bello is a nice name I would name a

713
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Speaker 1: child to be.

714
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 5: Now I'm hearing the sentence properly getting an alligator to be.

715
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: In an air tight chamber filled with deserves everything that

716
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: really should like it should just say for giving an

717
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: alligator helium. Uh okay. The Ignobel for psychology was researchers

718
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: for devising a method to identify narcissists by examining their eyebrows. What, yes,

719
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: it sound like a connection connection between like it was

720
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: like they found some I don't know what the direct

721
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: exact connection was, but it was between obsessively manicured eyebrows

722
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: and levels and actually having you know, diagnosed disorder of narcissism.

723
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Speaker 3: Gird girl, Daddy, you talk about narcissists a couple of times.

724
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: I mean, you might want to look back at some

725
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 3: old picks and go, there might be some eyebrow action

726
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 3: that could have.

727
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 4: There's definitely some strong brows in my past.

728
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, I'm thinking of one of the

729
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 5: last flings.

730
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: His was more like rubbing of the eyebrows anyway he was.

731
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: He would rub them.

732
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Speaker 5: More like yeah, I know he was definitely obsessed with Look,

733
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Speaker 5: but that doesn't necessarily mean yeah.

734
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Speaker 4: Here's.

735
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: Material science for showing that knives manufactured from frozen human

736
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: feces do not work.

737
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 3: Well, I saw that separately, but that yes, And they're like,

738
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Speaker 3: this is ship knives do not use.

739
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Speaker 1: Ship Yes, guys, but they did it of one of

740
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: the researchers, like pooped, and then they took her poop,

741
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: froze it and then made a knife out of it

742
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: and then tried to cut meat with it. Yes, totally yes.

743
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 4: And the.

744
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: Reason is is because there is this historical I think

745
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: it's Icelandic myth about a woman who was like sent

746
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 1: out in the cold and then she survived by making

747
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: a ship knife and like cut open a I don't

748
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: know an animal in some way, And so they were

749
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: seeing is that possible, Like is this story possible? Anyway?

750
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: They they've made a knife out of this woman's ship

751
00:37:53,719 --> 00:38:00,240
Speaker 1: and don't they don't It doesn't.

752
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 5: Not eating what that woman was eating. Maybe that woman

753
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 5: was eating like acorns and rocks.

754
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: She was just using a shit spoon. Ship spoons work,

755
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: ship knives don't. That's what we found out. That is crazy.

756
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: I want to go to this award too.

757
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think like any knife, you just use a

758
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 5: regular knife, put a little shit on it, and you're

759
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 5: gonna definitely hurt someone.

760
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 4: Thank they would be.

761
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 5: Like, ah, you know, you're already scared him knife, but

762
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 5: if there's a little poop on it, you're gonna get Oh.

763
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is in physics.

764
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Speaker 2: Physics.

765
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: There's I got three more in physics for determining experimentally

766
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: what happens to the shape of a living earthworm when

767
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: one vibrates the earthworm and high frequency that just seems mean.

768
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Speaker 1: My dad. Okay, so my dad worked, He was in

769
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: the military, and he was a scientist in the military

770
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: for you know, for a couple of years, and his

771
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: entire thing, the thing that he did for four years

772
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: in the military in Alabama during Vietnam was strapped pigs

773
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: to a helicopter chair and then vibrate them until they

774
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: died and then look at their spine. Okay, swear to God,

775
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: because what was happening was they were having these helicopter

776
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: pilots in Vietnam fly for twenty four hours straight and

777
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: they were destroying their back and so they stay awake. Cocaine,

778
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: I have no I think being vibrated will probably keep

779
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: you awake. But yeah, probably cocaine as well. You know,

780
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: I bet you there was probably some sort of meth involved.

781
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's method baseball, there's methods flying helicopters for twenty oh.

782
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I would do metha I was in Vietnam.

783
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: I would only do meth if I was in Vietnam,

784
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: I would just have spiriting around.

785
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: They're like the land mind stink of off. I'm like,

786
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 2: I didn't touch the ground for the last seventy two hours.

787
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.

788
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: But I asked my dad wants and I was like, so,

789
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: what what did you learn after four years of vibrating

790
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: pigs to death in helicopter chairs? And he just said, oh,

791
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: that you you shouldn't have a human being drive a

792
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: helicopter for twenty four hours ago. That's it. Nothing came

793
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: out for four years. He did research that did not

794
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: tell any bacon it I got, I got two more,

795
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: I got two more. It is uh economics, this one's wonderful,

796
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: and I can I want to. I want to look

797
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: this up for trying to quantify the relationship between countries,

798
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: national income inequality and the average amount of mouth to

799
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: mouth kissing. Okay, okay, income equality, income inequality. Yeah, in

800
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: different countries, national income inequality and the average amount of

801
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: mouth mouth kissing. I don't.

802
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 5: I bet the less I bet the less mouth and

803
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 5: mouth kissing, the more inequality.

804
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: Oh man, Now I have to look it up. Now,

805
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: I do have to look it up.

806
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 5: Because it's like, it's like if you're if you're doing

807
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 5: a lot of open mouth kissing or kissing and kissing

808
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 5: and kissing, then I think there's more equal distribution.

809
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's ask Katie. Would you mind googling that for

810
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: us and find out what the what what the connection

811
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: between a national income inequality and the average amount of

812
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: mouth to mouth kissing is? And just butt in when

813
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: you got the answer.

814
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 2: We love smooching on this podcast. We love a good smooch.

815
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, all right, what's the last one?

816
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 4: Bad kisses are so weird? Who's whose fault? Are bad kisses?

817
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Usually bad kisses are bad kisses the other guy?

818
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 4: Right? Bad kisses? How does it happen?

819
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: I feel like a good The only thing that makes

820
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: a good kiss is just emotional investment. Right, if you're

821
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: into the kiss, you can maybe be over you can

822
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: be over zealous. In the kiss maybe and that maybe

823
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: comes across as a little too much tongue.

824
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, it says the study revealed that people that people

825
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 6: who lived and less equal nations said they kissed their

826
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 6: partners more often.

827
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: Less equal nations.

828
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's it said. I was wrong, maybe because

829
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 4: the wife was like, oh, give me some of that power.

830
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 2: Employed and making out all the time.

831
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does say.

832
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 6: This correlation did not extend to other forms of intimacy

833
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 6: such as hugging or sexual intercourse.

834
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: Just mouth to mouth.

835
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Speaker 4: It is interesting.

836
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, how they measured that. Got to give us another one.

837
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 3: I have so many food ones. I'm going to stick

838
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 3: to food theme, I believe. Oh no, here's a fun one.

839
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Speaker 2: Beth. Did you ever live in New York City? Did

840
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: I know you in New York City?

841
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

842
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't meet till out here. Sadly, we would

843
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 3: have had so much fun walking around and getting drunk

844
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 3: and going to open mics. It would have been such

845
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 3: a treat.

846
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: We blew it.

847
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 5: Maybe next time you know me, I would have been like,

848
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 5: I would have been there for the diner hang afterwards.

849
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 4: The drinking less. I was always I'm always ice cream

850
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 4: over booze.

851
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 3: That's true, that's true. If I know one thing about

852
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 3: you got to get your sugar somewhere. Okay, uh secret

853
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 3: man cave discovered below Grand Central platform. Three subway workers busted.

854
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 3: So yeah, this is so cool. This one actually rattled

855
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 3: my saber. I got mad about this one, y'all. This

856
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 3: is from NBC Boston, sent in from Nanaoxie. Thank you

857
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 3: Nanonoxy for dming us. The room below one of the

858
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 3: platforms was so secret station management didn't even know it existed.

859
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 3: At least three MTA employees secretly turned a storage room

860
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 3: below one of the platforms in Grand Central Terminal into

861
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: a private man cave, complete with a futon TV exercise equipment, fridge,

862
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 3: and beds. The agency's inspector General said yesterday, man of

863
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 3: the New Yorkers, Many New Yorkers fantasized about kicking back

864
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 3: with a cold beer and a prime piece of Manhattan

865
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 3: real estate, especially one this close to good transportation.

866
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: So, according to the report, a few select workers had

867
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: been using the room to hang out, get drunken party my.

868
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 3: Guys, and then it had been reported anonymously for years,

869
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: but they didn't take the report seriously. The secret layer

870
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: was below track one fourteen and was hidden behind a

871
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: locked door inside of a larger storage room. So there

872
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 3: was a big storgroom. There's another door, but for years

873
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: people didn't know this existed. I am so mad that

874
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 3: people snitched on these guys.

875
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: I'll finished, Why would they do that? Why? It's amazing,

876
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 2: it's the dream.

877
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 5: Let it be if they were, like, you know, killing

878
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 5: people or hurting others.

879
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 3: If they were doctors, I get it. If they're driving trains,

880
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 3: I get it. None of these people are. So the

881
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: station management was told investigators they were not aware the

882
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 3: room even physically existed, much less that it was being used.

883
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 3: A security manager for Metro North did not have a

884
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 3: working key, so this thing was like super clandestine. Like

885
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 3: this is amazing to me. So while some writers chuckled

886
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 3: about the discovery, Metro North president Kathy Rinaldi doesn't sound

887
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 3: like a New York Metro North president to me, said

888
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 3: she was not amused and blasted those responsible. It just

889
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 3: completely destroys the reputation of Metro North. It's so disturbed

890
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: the shore, that stellar, glowing reputation. It's so disturbing on

891
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 3: so many levels.

892
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 2: End quote. That's true. Yeah, Kathy, chill out, have a beer.

893
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: Kathy did a she shed Kathy.

894
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

895
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 3: Wireman, carpenter and electrical foreman have been suspended without pay.

896
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 3: They're going to open approve, They're going to open a

897
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 3: big case on it. But they're also now going to

898
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: map the entire thing to make sure this doesn't happen again.

899
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: I hate this.

900
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: Do you remember, Beth, were you in New York City

901
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: when there was Siberia inside the that bar, Siberia inside

902
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: the subway station. M m oh, that was it was

903
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: I love I love, I love stuff in abandoned area

904
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: in the in train places. There was a woman named

905
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: Julia and I can't remember her last name right now

906
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn who would illegally there was abandoned subway stations

907
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: in uh in like uh a specific section of Brooklyn

908
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: where literally she would pop open the the manhole cover,

909
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: go down, then set up an entire dinner party and

910
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: then people would come down and have a dinner party.

911
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: This was like beautiful. This was pre nine to eleven

912
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: New York City, when like shit like this happened all

913
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 1: the time, And that's such a thing that I miss

914
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: about that will never come back. But it was totally illegal,

915
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: and she would have a beautiful dinner party and like

916
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: a play inside this abandoned train station and no one

917
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: knew about it. It was amazing.

918
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 4: That's so cool.

919
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 5: I'm just like Kathie, I need to be like hack

920
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 5: right now. But seriously, go go make yourself come.

921
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a divorce. Yes, it's just very upsetting to me,

922
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 4: like truly, just it was hurting no one. If anything,

923
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 4: they were exercising.

924
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: M m yeah, it's a bliss pit taking a little break.

925
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: Probably a well rested brakeman is a better break man.

926
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 5: And again I don't mean to be so whatever. We

927
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: don't need to make it about this, but it's just

928
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 5: like suspended without pay. Yeah, people do horrific shit in

929
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 5: those jobs and higher power.

930
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 2: Yes they do. And it's fun. And also the problem

931
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,959
Speaker 2: with the world is we're getting less fun all the time.

932
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 2: They kept this secret that is so cool.

933
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 3: That means they weren't posting it all over social media.

934
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 3: That means they were like putting up TikTok so them

935
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 3: dancing on the peloton.

936
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: This is awesome. It was like three working class dudes

937
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 2: drinking beers under a train Station's great.

938
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 5: Give them so much, Oh, Kathy, maybe an invite would

939
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 5: have turned things around.

940
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 3: Suspicious bes saying those words, not us, but suspicious.

941
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 5: She was like yeah, but what if she was like

942
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 5: what if? She was like, you're fucking suspended without pay.

943
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 4: Unless I can get a membership.

944
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: That's what happened.

945
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 4: Unless I can get a little invite, that's what happened.

946
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 3: But yeah, whoever rattled, don't rat out cool stuff. Let

947
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 3: cool stuff live. Not even need to know about it.

948
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 3: Nobody's getting hurt. This is very annoying to me. I

949
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 3: can't stand this. You have a key you to a bathroom,

950
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 3: like a public works bathroom.

951
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: For a while, I did, I did. I was so

952
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: happy about it.

953
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 3: In New York it was Buildings Platinum.

954
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: In New York City, the bathroom access. It's so insane

955
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: to me now that I live in a different city

956
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: that New York City business owners are such assholes about

957
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: you using the bathroom, like you always have to buy something.

958
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: But I had a key to a bathroom in a

959
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: like this nice historic building right at Broadway and Lafayette

960
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: in the I used to work in the building, and

961
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: so I had the key to the bathroom from working

962
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: in the building. And then the entire thing was like

963
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: bought out and made into a bed bathroom beyond, but

964
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: there was like an elevator still in the back, and

965
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: you can get on the elevator and then go up

966
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: to like the seventh floor and use the bathroom. And

967
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: then you could also get up on the roof. So

968
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: we would often like go up on the roof and

969
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: like just smoke cigarettes. And it's now a bed bath

970
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: and beyond the roof of the bed bath about like

971
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: smoking and drinking and just looking at in this beautiful view.

972
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: No one's up there. It's a different time.

973
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: You made it to the beyond.

974
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm that is the beyond the bed bath. That beyond

975
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: it's smoking and drinking on the roof and freely peeing

976
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: whenever you want to.

977
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous.

978
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: All right, you guys ready for this one?

979
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: I am your death is.

980
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: This is sent in by at Apricots Skull. Thank you,

981
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: Apricot Skull. This is the legacy of tram Boy, the

982
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: fifteen year old who stole a tram for a joy

983
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: ride around Melbourne. So now this is from two thousand

984
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: and five, so people who live in Melbourne probably already

985
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: know about this kid. But he's amazing. I am. I

986
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: read about it in a beat is the name of

987
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: the thing. It was written by Fergus Neil. Thanks Fergie.

988
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: So this this kid fifteen years old stole a tram

989
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: which like they like work on tracks, whether like set

990
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: in the middle of the street, and then drove it

991
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: around for almost an hour, picking up different passengers and

992
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: dropping them off. And that the thing is is like

993
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: you have to know how to be able to switch

994
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: tracks like you literally there's all these safety precautions that

995
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: he must have studied when they once they arrested him

996
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: and everything, the people who arrested him said like, okay, systems, Yeah,

997
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: there are safety systems built in that he would have

998
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: have had to study and know how to drive this

999
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: tram without engaging the safety systems which are designed to

1000
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: shut the tram down. Uh yeah, I mean it's really insane.

1001
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: He picked up like no one, no one complained, He

1002
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: delivered people to where they were going. He just wanted

1003
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: to drive a tram and he stole on. He's He's

1004
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: Banana of the Week as the week.

1005
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely not the guy that named it, du Garrita. That

1006
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 3: guy does not get anything this week.

1007
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: No, this beautiful little boy who loves trams so much.

1008
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 4: How old is he.

1009
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 2: Thirty?

1010
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: He's thirty now, I bet you he's a.

1011
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: Tram driver now. I hope so.

1012
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: That kid, God bless him.

1013
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 5: Tram Boy, tram Boy, tram manm Man.

1014
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: Now I know I want to follow up with tram

1015
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: Man on all.

1016
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 5: The dating apps. Is like I was, I was Tramboy

1017
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 5: and now I'm trammed Man.

1018
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: There it is that should be.

1019
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is there anything you wanted to sort of

1020
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,919
Speaker 1: was there anything you wanted to do when you were

1021
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: a kid that just now has totally evaporated from your life.

1022
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 5: Beth, I would have liked to be and I still

1023
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 5: I don't know. It still might be kind of fun.

1024
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 5: I wanted to be work at a grocery and scan

1025
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 5: all the items like that.

1026
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: You can kind of do that now in self checkout,

1027
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: which is I would always.

1028
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 4: Self checkout when that started. That was truly I still

1029
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 4: do it and I still love it.

1030
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: I love it too, I love I love.

1031
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 5: It so so much. I also loved talking on a

1032
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 5: loud speaker of a bus. I think that was my

1033
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 5: first love was like and I got to because some

1034
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 5: of the church choir tours they let me do, like

1035
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 5: I'm a weekly like round up when we would be

1036
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 5: on the on the bus.

1037
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: Didn't we do? Were you on that when we were

1038
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: in Cleveland and we went, yeah, a giant was it

1039
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: a monster truck?

1040
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 4: Double?

1041
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: It was a double?

1042
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 4: Was it?

1043
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. We were outside, we were on top

1044
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: of something, driving around just making fun of like we're

1045
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 1: giving fake tours for like an hour and a half.

1046
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 4: That was Cleveland.

1047
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cleveland, bab.

1048
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 4: That was fun.

1049
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: Fun to be a grocery store clerk. I'm sure grocery

1050
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 3: store clerks also. Let's give it up for grocery store clerks.

1051
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 3: They have been truly on the front line of this

1052
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 3: ship the entire time. The whole time everybody ran about.

1053
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 5: Just handing an envelope of cash to the guy that

1054
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 5: bags my groceries is offensive.

1055
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 4: I've thought, like handing him an envelope.

1056
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 3: Tip everybody these days given everybody money these days, Like

1057
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 3: anybody that's doing any service, just hand them money and

1058
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 3: if they don't want it, that's their prerogative.

1059
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 2: But yeah, tip, Oh my god, they've been Maybe I.

1060
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 5: Need to do like the size envelope that Mandy and

1061
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 5: Joel use so it's discreet.

1062
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you don't know, but that's gonna look

1063
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: like you're giving them drugs because those do look like they're.

1064
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: Right, not drugs on the envelope, and then pass them

1065
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 3: a ton of money.

1066
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 2: It's not drugs.

1067
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 5: Yes, I did want to be a vet for a

1068
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 5: long time, but then I didn't pursue that for many

1069
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 5: That's another thing.

1070
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always feel like the sciences. Once you like

1071
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: the science as a kid, a lot of science things

1072
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: seem really cool until you take a science class and

1073
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I can't do this at all.

1074
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1075
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: And I actually had a I mean it's not even

1076
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 5: a longer story or anything, but I did have I

1077
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 5: did intern with event and she just discouraged me. Actually

1078
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: really why Yeah, insurance and she's you said, like, it's

1079
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 5: very you know, many many years of education debt, and

1080
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 5: then on top of you, I have to have really

1081
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 5: good insurance because sometimes people will try to sue you

1082
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 5: for things.

1083
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 1: Oh man. Yeah, people say that like vets have more

1084
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: schooling than doctors, because it's like the doctors are just

1085
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: one animal and vets are all the animals.

1086
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, that's crazy. Yeah.

1087
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Scotty, do you want to just give us

1088
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: one title and then we'll give Beth her plugs and

1089
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: let her get out of here.

1090
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I can do a simultaneous thing. So the

1091
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 3: Banana's Phone, the Banana Phone is a huge hit, Beth.

1092
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 3: You don't know about this yet, but Mint Mobile gave

1093
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 3: Kurt and I a free cell phone for a year,

1094
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 3: and so we posted it publicly and we talk about

1095
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 3: on the podcast. I'll do it right now. The Banana

1096
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 3: Phone number is two one three two one four seven

1097
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 3: nine seven four, and I.

1098
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 4: Pick up one more time on that.

1099
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 3: You got it, Beth, thanks for saying that. The Banana

1100
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 3: Phone is two to one three two one four seven

1101
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 3: nine seven four. Uh we Mobile, Mint Mobile, thanks big doggies.

1102
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 3: It runs on T mobiles antenna's so the service is

1103
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 3: four g guys. I'm getting all your calls and texts.

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Speaker 3: First day, I spoke to about eighty people. Yesterday I

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00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 3: spoke to about forty five. I had about ten people

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00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 3: hang up instantly and then text me saying it scared

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Speaker 3: me that you answered.

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00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: I thought it was fake. It's not.

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00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: I had one young lady that called an instantly burst

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00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 3: out into tears saying she had an awful day. She

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00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 3: didn't think I was going to answer, and then just

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00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 3: thanked Kurt and I for doing bananas. Thank you so

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00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 3: much for that call. But this so call me, I'll

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00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 3: pick up. I'll talk to you for a minute. Everybody's

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00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 3: been super polite. We haven't gotten any salacious or rated

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00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 3: R texts yet. We did get one nude woman covered

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00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 3: in bags of weed that she had harvested, but nothing,

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00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 3: I would say is very PG to PG thirteen call.

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Speaker 2: Me, I thank you. Look at that thing. Did you

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Speaker 2: get that edited? Uh?

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00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 3: That looks beautiful, but I had one. This will lead

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00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 3: me to the story Stephanie. Actually, before I get to you,

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Speaker 3: Stephanie Teacher. In New York, we had a guy named

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Speaker 3: Max Calkurt. Max from Portland offered us to get on

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Speaker 3: the ground floor and invest in his company. It's called

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00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 3: Max's Massage Garage. What he does is he comes to

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00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 3: your garage and gives you a massage. He said he

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00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: will come a day early if you leave, Trisk gets

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Speaker 3: out for him.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: And then I asked him if he was a certified

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00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 3: messuse and he said no, I'm just trying to get

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00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 3: my hands on some things.

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Speaker 2: So Max.

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00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 4: Freak seven days a week.

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00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 3: Max, you were great and and Max was like, and

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00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: it's been one minute and then hung up, which is great.

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00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 3: But Stephanie New York is a teacher in New York

1139
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 3: who is doing remote teaching, and she said to me, uh,

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00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 3: in the last three weeks she has seen more cats

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00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 3: buttholes than in her entire life combined, because all these

1142
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 3: little kids sitting on their zooms and stuff, the cats

1143
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 3: hop up on their computers and then turn around and

1144
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 3: to the entire class are exposing their assholes.

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00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 2: Which is the ultimate mascot of.

1146
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: Twenty is doing a cat's asshole with her mouth right now.

1147
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,959
Speaker 1: Some very good impressions.

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00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: So Stephanie, thanks for calling the banana phone. I encourage

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00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 3: everybody to do so if it's on, I'm picking up,

1150
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 3: So get ready to talk. Here's the headline for one minute,

1151
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: for one minute, and then everybody's been so great, you guys,

1152
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 3: get it. Call me anytime. Florida parents are getting high

1153
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 3: and exposing themselves during kids virtual bathrooms, bathrooms, virtual classes,

1154
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,959
Speaker 3: got toilets on the mines.

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00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: Saw this one.

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00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 3: Independenteagle dot com. It's a lesson in reading, writing and reefer,

1158
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 3: which lets you know whoever wrote this is four hundred and.

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00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 2: Ninety years old.

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00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 3: Florida moms and dads have been spotted smoking weed, drinking,

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00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 3: walking around half naked in the background of their kids

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00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 3: online classes. So frustrated teachers said at school board meeting, quote, parents,

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00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 3: please make sure that you have on proper clothing when

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00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 3: you are walking behind behind your child's computer, because we

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00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: have seen them in their drawers, their bras and everything else.

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00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 3: This is from Boke rattan elementary school teacher, Edith Pride.

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00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: Stay strong, Edith, we are so sorry.

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00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 4: Everyone's like, that wasn't my mom, that was my grandpa?

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00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 2: Exactly what.

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00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,439
Speaker 4: Is under seventy not right?

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00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: I know there are children in Boca Ratone, it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 3: Parents, when you are helping your children at their computer,

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Speaker 3: please do not appear with big joints in your hand

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00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: or cigarettes. Those joints are as big as cigars. I

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00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 3: believe they're called blunts. That's fine. Sorry, my MIC's going

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00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 3: in and out. Some parents at this meeting burst into laughter.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's very good.

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01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 3: I had a father no shirt, drinking beer at eleven

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Speaker 3: forty five in the morning. Another teacher, who asked out

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01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 3: to be Nates, told the news station, I had a

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Speaker 3: parent who sat on the couch and we could see

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Speaker 3: an ankle monitor on her leg.

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01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's okay.

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01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 4: That's on an ankle, right where she needs to be.

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01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 2: That's right.

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01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's right where she should be.

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Speaker 3: So the spokesman for the school district that, yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 3: that's where, Yeah, exactly. She wasn't cutting coke on it.

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Speaker 3: She was just wearing her ankle monitor. She doesn't want

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01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 3: to be wearing that thing. So basically, and this is

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Speaker 3: for parents. I know this is on precedented year, but

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 3: let's not do illegal things behind our children. If your

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01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 3: cat's butthole gets in the way, let's not screenshot it. Guys,

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Speaker 3: this must be happening everywhere constantly.

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01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: I bet.

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Speaker 2: Lord.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Some of them are probably like this

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Speaker 4: is better. I don't know. I don't want to speak

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Speaker 4: for teachers. I have no clue. Some of them are

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Speaker 4: probably like relieve the ones.

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Speaker 1: I think for the ones who are trying to teach

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Speaker 1: a class at school and then also do it online,

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Speaker 1: it's that's impossible. Yeah, that is that's Look.

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying any part of it's easy. I think

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Speaker 5: I was just thinking, like like for us, like with meetings,

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 5: in some ways you're just like, oh yeah, I'd rather

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01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 5: freaking zoom it than go drive. So I'm sure there's

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01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 5: prosy and.

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Speaker 1: I'm never going anywhere again. What you don't mean to

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01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: you don't need to tell us, Uh tell us anything

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01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: you want to tell us before you you go.

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Speaker 5: I would say, you know, if you want to watch

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01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 5: my special and you don't, and you're all like, oh God,

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01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 5: HBO Max, just go to HBO max dot com and

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Speaker 5: do the free trial.

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Speaker 4: It's called girl Daddy and Best Stelling dot Com. I

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01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 4: have some shirts on there. Cool.

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Speaker 1: And you have a podcast with your mom right, yes.

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Speaker 5: It's called We Called Your Mom and My Mom and

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01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 5: I Calling artist Friend's Mom.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: That's the best. Thank you so much for being on

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01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: the show, Beth.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. Guys, it was fun.

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01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 5: Bananas bun No have you told that joke yet?

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01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 4: No? What was Mozart's favorite fruit? Bun no? No, bun

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Speaker 4: on no, no bun no.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: by Katie Levine, theme song by Kahanamani, and all.

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Speaker 2: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: where we post so many more stories and make it here.

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Speaker 3: And you can share with us your strange news story

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Speaker 3: by d ming us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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