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Speaker 1: Hey, gang Sean clements here.

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Speaker 2: I'm just jumping in to give a little disclaimer before

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Speaker 2: this episode. What you're about to hear is not, by

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Speaker 2: any means a normal episode of our podcast.

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Speaker 1: And Haze and I actually went back.

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Speaker 2: And forth for a while on whether to even release this,

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Speaker 2: but ultimately we decided that, you know, even if it's

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Speaker 2: not fun, it's maybe kind of important for you guys

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Speaker 2: to hear it.

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Speaker 1: So what am I talking about.

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Speaker 2: To give a little bit of context for what you're

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Speaker 2: going to listen to.

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Speaker 1: This show was recorded during the.

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Speaker 2: Six hours where we well just say it, we thought

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Speaker 2: Brooklyn nine nine was canceled and sorry, and if you

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Speaker 2: remember what that day was like between Fox saying we're

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Speaker 2: not gonna do it and then NBC actually like having

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Speaker 2: a fucking backbone and stepping up and saving something that

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Speaker 2: is far from over. You know, this is a show

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Speaker 2: that has only done one hundred and twelve episodes and

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of story left to tell, and the

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Speaker 2: fact that we almost lost it, well, everybody was scared

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Speaker 2: when we were recording this, and that comes through. It's

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Speaker 2: not always gonna be fun for you to hear. It's

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Speaker 2: not always going to seem like we have our feet

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Speaker 2: under us. Hayes wasn't even in the studio. Our guest

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Speaker 2: Adam something also seemed off to me. But you know,

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Speaker 2: the fact of the matter is, we want you guys

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Speaker 2: to hear this because.

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Speaker 3: Even though it's not a great funny podcast, it is still.

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Speaker 1: Kind of a symbol of perseverance and of.

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Speaker 2: What can happen when you don't give up, and you

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Speaker 2: don't just immediately pack it in, and you get together

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Speaker 2: with your friends and you lock arms with two other

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Speaker 2: mid level white comedians sort of late thirties doing okay

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Speaker 2: but not setting the world on fire, and you you

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Speaker 2: hold tough until the miracle happens.

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Speaker 3: I know, personally, I'm probably gonna be revisiting this episode

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Speaker 3: just as a way to instill hope when I am

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Speaker 3: going through something where.

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Speaker 2: One of my close relatives dies in a rocket explosion,

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Speaker 2: or from a big bug from outer space comes and

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Speaker 2: eats them, or from if they're stuck in a bog

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Speaker 2: their boots stuck and then they lean down to try

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Speaker 2: to pull their boot out and wind up doing almost

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Speaker 2: like a summersault into the muck, and now they're head sinking,

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Speaker 2: and so then it's like they're getting like bogmuk in

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Speaker 2: hammer and he just creams him.

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Speaker 1: Man. I mean, he just really gives them gives him

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Speaker 1: the hammer right in the kisser.

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Speaker 3: We've all had stuff like that happen, and in the

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Speaker 3: past when it does, I've just put on this one

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Speaker 3: song that I really like.

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Speaker 1: Called Rebel just for kicks man.

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Speaker 2: But now I think I have something new to listen to,

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Speaker 2: and it's this episode, so.

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Speaker 1: You know, try to try to enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: It hurts to remember some of the mistakes that were made,

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Speaker 2: but also focus on the fact that we did come

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Speaker 2: out the other side. Yay twenty eighteen. Finally something good

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Speaker 2: for someone. Uh And here's two one hundred and twelve

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Speaker 2: more Precinct ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: So it was me and.

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Speaker 4: Uh Detective Jake Peralta and and Captain Ray Holt and

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Speaker 4: Detective Amy Santiago, and.

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Speaker 3: We were uh getting clowned on by Gina Lynetti, who

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Speaker 3: was explaining why she had uh blow dryer plugged in

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Speaker 3: under her desk to dry her feet. Uh and uh

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Speaker 3: we were a family and we didn't know how good

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Speaker 3: you know what happened at yeah, uh, well, so welcome

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Speaker 3: to So this is the show. This is Hollywood handbook.

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Speaker 3: We are are or we're or are trying to be

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Speaker 3: a podcast about what kicking butt and taking names in

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Speaker 3: the red carpet line back hallways of the industry we

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Speaker 3: call bullshit, which is fucking fake and where I guess

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Speaker 3: doing your best in making a good, funny show with

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Speaker 3: real human characters is not the job description anymore. So,

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Speaker 3: so I don't know exactly what I'm doing here. Adam

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Speaker 3: Lustick is my guest, and sorry bad timing, Adam. I

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Speaker 3: know we've been trying to get you.

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Speaker 5: On for a while in a cloud hanging over I

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Speaker 5: think all of us all day. So I'm right with you.

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Speaker 5: I just want to say in solidarity that it's a

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Speaker 5: this is a truly horrible this is a tragic this

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Speaker 3: Here in silence if you want.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I just want to respect your feelings and

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Speaker 5: your patients will take this at your pace.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh yeah, well how did you funny? How did

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't want to reopen this wound, but like,

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Speaker 5: where were you when you found out?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well, so I uh, I don't know if people

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Speaker 3: know this about me, but I love Mediterranean food. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Something I call the falafel waffle, where I uh grill

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Speaker 3: pee of bread and a waffle iron and then I

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Speaker 3: smash faloffel and oh you smash. And then I spread

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Speaker 3: and I fold that all over. Oh delicious, and I

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Speaker 3: chomp on that. Yeah. And I do this in the

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Speaker 3: kitchen of any restaurant that will let me back. Sure,

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Speaker 3: they'll just excuse me, Can I happen? Yeah, kond whatever,

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Speaker 3: Peter King or uh some of these ones have crazy names.

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Speaker 3: I can't I don't want to pronounce because I don't

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Speaker 3: want to be in trouble wrong, but I I will

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Speaker 3: go to those places. And uh and I was in

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Speaker 3: uh sure, I don't care. Yeah, I just work here,

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Speaker 3: and something felt all about the way he said it.

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Speaker 3: And I notice he's looking at one of these phones

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Speaker 3: So he's looking at it. And then I look a

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Speaker 3: exactly like or didn't even really mean. I asked to

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Speaker 3: keeping mind definitely, so I'm already not like prepared to

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Speaker 3: and I'll be even more honest. I was, in fact hungry,

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Speaker 3: And it's brave of you to admit that. I think, Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm not somebody who wants to look like Okay, this

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Speaker 3: guy gets angry, you know, and then that's just how

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Speaker 3: people see me. I try to be a superhero on

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Speaker 3: this show. I hear you sick of it. I think

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Speaker 3: always being this bulletproof superman, awesome guy, funny and nice

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Speaker 3: to everyone who comes in and just crushing it. And

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Speaker 3: and social media does this, Hello, everybody's not on vacation

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Speaker 3: all the time, exactly. You know, why don't you put

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Speaker 3: up an Instagram story of the fight you're having with

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Speaker 3: show your real self on social media, because that's what's

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Speaker 3: happening in our life. That's life. I have an idea

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Speaker 3: for a business just as a side note. You know

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Speaker 3: those signs that they put in like a warehouse that'll

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Speaker 3: say this workplace has blank number of days without an accent. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and say zero forty zero. What about like this relationship

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Speaker 3: has blank number of days without an argument and you

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Speaker 3: put that signe up in your kitchen and then maybe

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Speaker 3: as sort of a way to have a light touch

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Speaker 3: after you smash all the cups, yes, and your wife

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Speaker 3: My hands like a dog. You say, you go over

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Speaker 3: and you go ahead and you put your old goose

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Speaker 3: egg up there. Yep. So so anyway to get back

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Speaker 3: to the story, I was in this crazy name place

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Speaker 3: and he and I said, do you mind? What is

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Speaker 5: Just to paintut? But where was he bleeding from? He

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Speaker 5: was bleeding from his It was.

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Speaker 3: His nose and his ears. And I said, what is

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Speaker 3: it you know that you're seeing that's making you so upset?

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Speaker 3: And he said, oh my god, you haven't heard. And

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Speaker 3: I said, and I said, no, oh, no, I have.

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Speaker 7: I have?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now I know because I'm embarrassed bulletproof Seawan,

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Speaker 3: I do pof Sean. I don't want to seem vulnerable

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Speaker 3: That's one of the rules in this town is like

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Speaker 3: don't already have known. Somebody says like are you going

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Speaker 3: to blank party or whatever? You go like, oh please,

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Speaker 3: I planned it exactly, even if you don't know what

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Speaker 3: pretty brave. And I said, yeah, I guess so, and

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Speaker 5: That they're.

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Speaker 3: That they're shutting down the priesting and then the I think,

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Speaker 3: well that ain't coming this year. So uh so, of

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Speaker 3: course then I did know what was going on. And

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Speaker 3: let's just say I wasn't angry anymore, just angry, just angry,

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Speaker 3: and just said, were you able to get back into

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Speaker 3: I made, but I made only half the size of

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Speaker 3: as you have to respect, how to respect? Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: I I don't know. I I just want you to know.

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Speaker 3: And I don't want to cross any lines. I don't

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Speaker 5: I don't think any less of you for sharing your

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Speaker 5: vulnerability and saying how upset you were. And I know

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Speaker 5: you're right that we all have to be iron Man

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Speaker 5: in this town. We ought to be Superman. It's a

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Speaker 5: true man, It's true this town. Did I say iron

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Speaker 5: Man iron Man again? Yeah, we all just have to

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Speaker 5: be iron Man two. And I'm an iron Man too,

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Speaker 5: And we're supposed to be ant man. We're supposed to

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Speaker 5: be tough like an ant exactly. And I'm sorry I

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Speaker 5: don't have an exoskeleton. Actually, my skeleton's bones is in

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Speaker 3: It's brittle, and I'm brittle in there.

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Speaker 8: And you're as strong as an ant though, Like you

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Speaker 5: How what could I have tweeted? How could I have posted?

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Speaker 3: One thing that that this incident has has given me

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Speaker 5: I know we don't really know each other that well, Kevin,

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Speaker 6: Sure? Why?

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Speaker 3: Uh so, Brent? Are we set up to take some callers?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: The call line is open, okay, all right.

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Speaker 8: And I took the screener off too, So it's just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, perfect, Yeah, And I I I love to

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Speaker 3: Who is this.

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Speaker 7: John?

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Speaker 6: I just heard?

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 6: I'm in you know. I'm in bands, in band, the band.

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Speaker 6: With water skiing. I was water skiing on Lake Elise.

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Speaker 6: And they and they're writing where banana boat sunscreen, but

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Speaker 3: Oh no, And you can then feel it and then.

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Speaker 6: Know again and much bigger letters. And I know exactly

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Speaker 3: And unvacation.

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Speaker 6: On my vacation and I collapse and am dragged.

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Speaker 6: It feels good compared to the pain that's happening in

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Speaker 3: Oh no, and get the water in your Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And so.

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Speaker 6: I picked myself up. I say, I know, whatever I'm

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Speaker 6: Because Gina and any of course are your spirit.

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Speaker 6: Hi Adam, Hi Hayes.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry that we have to.

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Speaker 3: It was always it was. It was actually as if

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Speaker 6: Do you know what?

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Speaker 6: He's sort of he's he's he's he's he's false staff

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Speaker 5: We've just kind of been I'm just I have been

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Speaker 3: The lights are off.

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Speaker 5: I'll say an interesting thing or half interesting or maybe

445
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 5: even dull, and then Sean will ask me about it

446
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 5: x post facto. And then you're saying that we can

447
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 5: sort of engineer it in post production.

448
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 6: And then we can put that and then Sean won't

449
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 6: have to think of a question, and he is going

450
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 6: reverse engineer. Yeah, Brett, do you know how to do

451
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 6: a reverse engineer?

452
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 8: No, I'm just wondering. Uh, I think, I think I

453
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 8: know what you're talking about.

454
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 3: I've heard a reverse versus jam, a reverse slam dunk.

455
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 3: I can do that if it's anything like it's interesting.

456
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 3: You know, hey, is King Henry's down?

457
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 7: I could do it.

458
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: Actually, when he lost touch with Falstaff, that is when

459
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: he kind of lost the trust of the people. And

460
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 3: as much as it was.

461
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: Type.

462
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 3: Is that the type of maybe person you would assume

463
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: that royalty should associate with. He felt he had to

464
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 3: cut ties with some of the sort of rascals from

465
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,479
Speaker 3: his past, uh, and that it was unbecoming. But in

466
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 3: fact that is when he was unable to connect uh

467
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: with the population at large, and that became his undoing.

468
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, of course. And of course you can imagine

469
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 6: where there is just falsass, the wise fool. There is

470
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 6: very little else going on. H yeah, in the in

471
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 6: the kingdom, there really is no kingdom.

472
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, then it's just dueling falstass.

473
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 6: Uh. So can we try it? This is a little exercise.

474
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 3: I'm mean, we want to try. I'll see, but but

475
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 3: I gotta say, I don't know that I get it.

476
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 6: I'm willing it's so we could replicate the traditional format

477
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 6: of an interview.

478
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 3: Q A then Q then A then Q than A.

479
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 6: So yes, but it's a that yes, So you don't

480
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 6: have to think of a question yourself. Adam will think

481
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 6: of a.

482
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: Lead story lead with the A A. Oh okay, I

483
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 3: get it, yes, Okay, Yeah, I'm willing to give that

484
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 3: a try. Okay, if you guys are again, I know

485
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 3: that you know We're in sort of a dark place here,

486
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: but I'm up for it. I'm like, I can't for it.

487
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: I can't see anything, I know, you know what I mean.

488
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: It's like so dope here. Yes, and it's also I

489
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 3: think I've gone blurry in a way. Yeah, I've been

490
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: in this fog. Yeah, ever since I heard.

491
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah a juglin Adam do his part of it.

492
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 6: Just if we could just try that eyes just really quick.

493
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 3: No, I'm hearing you. Yes, And if Adam does it,

494
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 3: that's okay.

495
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 5: I'm willing. I'm willing to I'm open to it. And

496
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 5: we can roll right into it, my a, or we

497
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 5: can take another beat just to kind of absorb the

498
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 5: Brooklyn nine nine information. But I'm happy to Please don't

499
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 5: use that. I'm so sorry be nine nine. I'll just

500
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 5: say hashtag be nine nine and we can leave it

501
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 5: at that. I don't want to open any wounds.

502
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: So I had a fun Sorry.

503
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 6: No, you can you can chant. You can chant nine

504
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 6: to nine out of respect online. That seems like what

505
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 6: a lot of people have been doing, just chanting it

506
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 6: for their favorite show.

507
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 3: Okay, but Hayes Adam.

508
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 6: While you can do Adam.

509
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: Was actually telling his story hayes.

510
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 5: No, it's okay, there's I mean, oh, that's good.

511
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 6: That's good. I watch on to be coming from this place,

512
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 6: so that's good. Go ahead out of.

513
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 5: Them, Okay, let me just take a sup of water.

514
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 5: I'm I'm sorry. I don't mind. I was apologizing, but

515
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. So I'm at Friend sixty Two's up in

516
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 5: Los Pheelis, and I'm.

517
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 3: Where you at Fred sixty two's. I'm with some pals.

518
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 5: I order the buttermilk pancakes. That's my routine. It's Wednesday,

519
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 5: and that's what I always do on Wednesdays.

520
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 3: What'd you do on Wednesdays? And who do I?

521
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 6: This is? I think this will, I think this will,

522
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 6: cut together, keep going.

523
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 3: It feels perfect. So who do I see at the

524
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 3: table next to me? And You're never gonna guess? And

525
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 3: I promise you will never ever guess. Hey, what are

526
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 3: you doing?

527
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 5: It's Gunther, the waiter from Friends.

528
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,239
Speaker 3: So I walk over and I go, uh, gunh, and

529
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 3: he looks at me and I go.

530
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 5: A big fan the frosted tips that you had on

531
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 5: the show Friends on NBC. Why haven't I been talking

532
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 5: for so long? I go the frosted tips you had

533
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 5: on the TV s Tocome Friends on NBC.

534
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: Were those Was that your real tips? Or was that

535
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 3: was that hair? Hollywood hair?

536
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 5: And he looks at me and he goes, I think

537
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 5: you have the wrong guy. My name's Dave. And I

538
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,719
Speaker 5: just kind of slink back to my pancakes, tail between

539
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 5: my legs, embarrassed.

540
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 3: Where's your tail? I'm embarrassed as heck.

541
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 5: I say to my friends, I thought that was gunth

542
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 5: or the waiter from the sitcom Friends.

543
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: It's the waiter from Central Perk speaking on that and

544
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 3: they go, that's Dave. That's Dave, he's my landlord.

545
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 5: I go, that's information I could have used five minutes ago.

546
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 6: Pal mm.

547
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: And uh, I'm sorry, it's it is. I know that

548
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,719
Speaker 3: we wanted to kind of do this, and Q, it's

549
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 3: a hard question.

550
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 6: Can I ask your question? Was I listening to to

551
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 6: James Corden definitely bring out funny stories from like a

552
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 6: like an Astley Judd types, because on it like that,

553
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 6: that's where I went listen to that. It was perfect.

554
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, Well, I mean I will never doubt your

555
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 5: instinct again.

556
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 3: Hayes.

557
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 5: You are truly a maestro of the form, and by

558
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 5: form I mean pod, I mean podcast, so you know

559
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 5: what to do. You're a you're a Jedi, and you

560
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 5: knew this would work and it did.

561
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 3: Podcasts are having a moment, right, Yeah, hey is using

562
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 3: podcasts in a moment, aren't they?

563
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 6: I am, and yes, I am enjoying the moment that

564
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 6: podcasts are having. Uh. It has the most It has

565
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 6: the most faithful listener base of any kind of medium,

566
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 6: which is important because because the other kinds have so

567
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 6: many more so, but podcasts are actually better because there's

568
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 6: like two, like two hundred three hundred people that listen

569
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 6: to a podcast. But actually the ad they're more valuable

570
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 6: because they because they're more faithful, they're more loyal listeners.

571
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 6: And so a TV show has like six seven hundred

572
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 6: six seven million?

573
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 3: Can I stop you? Can I stop you? TV shows

574
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 3: are not having a moment, are they?

575
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 6: No?

576
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 5: No, no, no.

577
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 6: No, I didn't mean to bring it back to that.

578
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 6: They are having a certain kind of moment. Yeah, but

579
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 6: it's like a moment where like you crop your off

580
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 6: with an electric saw.

581
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 3: It's the opposite of the.

582
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 6: Kind of because you have nothing to laugh at with

583
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 6: your mouth anymore. You have no funny things to look

584
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 6: at with your eyes, and you have no funny jokes

585
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 6: from Detective Rosa Diaz to listen to with your ears.

586
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 3: That's right.

587
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 6: Can I introduce a topic? Another thing that I think

588
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 6: would be good to keep the conversation going get sewn

589
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 6: in host mode, is to introduce something that you guys

590
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 6: have in common, which is, Adam, you were you were

591
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 6: in a skitch group, the Harvard sailing team.

592
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 3: That's right, that that is true. That is true, and.

593
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 6: Sean was actually on It's so kind of interesting. The

594
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 6: the Harvard whaling team.

595
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that what was How was that for you? Well? Uh,

596
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 3: I mean it was fun. Me and all my chums,

597
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 3: my rich cronies would pile into a boat and uh

598
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: we would harpoon a beautiful animal and roast the fat. Uh.

599
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 6: That was part of the competition.

600
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: That was part of it.

601
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 6: The speed roast the fat.

602
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 5: Yeah speed, you're saying speed, So was about how quickly

603
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 5: you could, Yes, if you take too long to roast it,

604
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 5: it's not wasteful.

605
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 6: And to make amber grists, to make perfume out of

606
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 6: the amber griff.

607
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 5: Oh, is that what I'm smelling? Because yeah, that's because

608
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 5: I'm smelling. I was gonna say that whatever you're wearing

609
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 5: is handsome. It's a handsome scent.

610
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 3: Well, that's the smell of the whale, Amber Grid and

611
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 3: and and we did do that. And I remember at

612
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 3: the time feeling so powerful and like there was nothing

613
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 3: we couldn't do, and we were true masters of the universe,

614
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 3: and we were just taking the biggest animal there was

615
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 3: and really making it our our our bitch, yes and uh,

616
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 3: and making it get roasted against its will. But now

617
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 3: seeing how weak I really am and that the things

618
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 3: I truly love are gone, yeah uh, and that when

619
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: it came time, there was nothing I could do to

620
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 3: stop it. I look back and I realized that I

621
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 3: am the whale, and that the Fox Broadcasting Company has

622
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 3: harpooned me and is roasting my fat.

623
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 5: Not that there's very much of it. I've been working

624
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 5: at trim. You know, you look really trim and good,

625
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 5: really good, really good. Yeah, you're the bit, You're the bitch.

626
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 3: I guess in this they're making me their bitch. Yeah.

627
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 6: And I'm realizing that I don't think it's fair to

628
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 6: the legacy of the show to not talk about it.

629
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 6: I would love to hear where Adam, where Adam, where

630
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 6: you were I think we should get we should all

631
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 6: get on paper, yeah, where we were in this moment,

632
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 6: so we could look back on it. Yeah, yeah, and

633
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 6: remember sort of where it all started to go wrong.

634
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 3: Yes, I shared my extremely coherent streamline story of how

635
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 3: I found out and then and then, Hayes, you also

636
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 3: saw the sky riding water skiing.

637
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 5: You basically water skiing, and saw the sky riding.

638
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 3: Bailey's and then but Adam, we don't know what was

639
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: going on for you.

640
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 5: It's such a fresh memory and it is so painful.

641
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 5: But I was at Fred sixty two's up in Los Phelis.

642
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 3: And I'm with some pals and I get some pancakes

643
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 3: because that's what I like to do. Over there.

644
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 5: They make a good cake and I sit down and

645
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 5: I'm putting the butter on the cake and I'm putting

646
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 5: the syrup on the cake. And the waitress comes over, Charlene,

647
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 5: and I say, hey, Charlene, how's it going.

648
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: And she's got Boza, waitress's name. We'll plug that perfect.

649
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 6: And that's good.

650
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: And her eyes are are all puffy, and I go,

651
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: did he get be stung? And she goes, not yet,

652
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 3: and I go, what does that? What does that mean,

653
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 3: and she's like, well, I'm not be stung, but I

654
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 3: am heart stung.

655
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 6: Because even not yet kind of a street yeah response,

656
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 6: not exactly I would think would be.

657
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: It would be a more.

658
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 6: Exactly he at C.

659
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 3: I don't know Charlene, but I know how lost she

660
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 3: must have been in the moment.

661
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, And she was feeling what I was about

662
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 5: to be feeling in three two one go when she goes, oh, you.

663
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: Don't know why my heart is stung.

664
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Speaker 5: Have you looked at Devine dot com or Variety dot

665
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 5: com or Hollywood Reporter dot com?

666
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 6: And I go, yes, HR dot com will get you

667
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 6: to come back.

668
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: Okay, you there quick? And I go, yes, I have, because,

669
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 3: as Sean and I were saying before, you can't afford

670
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 3: to be vulnerable in this town and act like you

671
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 3: don't know. And have you been on have you been

672
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: on TV by the Numbers? And have you been to

673
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 3: spotted rating things? And have you gone a v club lately?

674
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: And are you reading the cut? And are you on Vulture?

675
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 3: That's right?

676
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 5: And I am all of the above, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

677
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 5: all across the board. And Charlie knows that, and I

678
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 5: know she knows that.

679
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 3: And I go, yeah, I have been on the dot

680
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 3: coms today, but have you? But why don't you tell

681
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 3: me why you think I think you're sad or stung?

682
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 3: And she goes, you can put it back, put ball

683
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: in her court, you know, yeah.

684
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 5: Exactly, and she goes, Andre Brower, that's all she goes, like,

685
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 5: oh no, she just says it, and like it's almost

686
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 5: like she didn't know what she was saying. She'd know

687
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 5: it was going to come out of her. And I

688
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 5: just start crying. I'm just crying.

689
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: And all of a sudden, I'm sitting at Fres sixty

690
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 3: two's with my buddies crying and they're crying, and the

691
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 3: three of us are holding hands and I'm just crying

692
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 3: all over my cakes. I'm crying all over my I

693
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 3: remember running. I was running by Fred sixty two is

694
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: as fast as I can, screaming and crying after I heard.

695
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 3: And I remember seeing you eating a fork like I was.

696
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 3: I'm just chomping on it, and I thought, that's not

697
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 3: like Adam.

698
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, and my teeth I need some serious dental So

699
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 5: I cracked a couple of teeth. So because I was

700
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 5: and I and I chew, chewing on my mind is up.

701
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 3: Scrambed because the world there's no rules anymore, there's nothing exact.

702
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 3: If that's okay to do, then I guess it's okay

703
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 3: to eat this far or I guess you know this

704
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 3: is the food, and now the pancakes are the utense

705
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 3: wiping my nace.

706
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 5: But yes, exactly so ever left is righting up is down,

707
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 5: and Charlene is Marty for all I know, and I

708
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 5: don't know what the hell's going on. So I excuse

709
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 5: myself and I sprang down Vermont.

710
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 3: I sprint down Vermont.

711
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 5: I duck into the Lowes pheelis three, and I take

712
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 5: an isle of dogs, and I.

713
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: Just I watched Are you cured by that?

714
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 5: It felt nice to get my mind off the horror

715
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 5: for at least ninety minutes. Wasn't crazy about the film,

716
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 5: but I was glad to have a distraction. Never paid

717
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 5: the check.

718
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 6: I'm not not the most distracting movie.

719
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 3: I Oh no, it wasn't.

720
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 5: All I could think about was God, I wish my

721
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,959
Speaker 5: favorite cops were here right now, and I just wish

722
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 5: I was home. Yeah, Hulu dot com or Netflix dot com,

723
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 5: but Hula dot com. I guess watching B nine nine, Uh,

724
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 5: and I thought, God damn it. I thought, God damn it,

725
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 5: I'm never going to be able to go and do

726
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 5: that again. There's never going to be a fresh new

727
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 5: episode of be nine nine for me to go home

728
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 5: and watch on Hulu dot com or Fox dot com again.

729
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 3: And Hayes, I don't know if we keep doing this,

730
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 3: this is this is. I don't know if we keep

731
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 3: doing this the show.

732
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can tell you A take that I have

733
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 6: been experimenting with to make me less sad and still

734
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 6: be cool is as people are being sad about the

735
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 6: show and cutting their heads off and crying, I kind

736
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 6: of sidle up into the conversation and I go, oh,

737
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 6: you guys like that show? Then you know that cops

738
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 6: are actually mean? And I start talking about how cops

739
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 6: are messed up in this way and so the show

740
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 6: is fake. And that has sort of helped me move

741
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 6: on and instead of being sad and cool, be cool

742
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 6: and like smart about the show, well.

743
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 3: And about the freaking planet and about the yeah don't you.

744
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 6: Say about the and about the world.

745
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, because there is an extent to which it's

746
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: almost as if people who are sad about being ninety

747
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 3: nine did not really get this is America. The video.

748
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 6: Thank you, some of the symbolism it seems to have

749
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 6: gone over their heads.

750
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 3: Does seem like there's a bit of a dissonance there

751
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: that Yeah, hey guys.

752
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 6: Can I go ahead, Adam Kenny shut up for one second, Adam. Yeah,

753
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 6: I love the story. Sixty two story, thank you?

754
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 3: Which one the one?

755
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 7: There?

756
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 6: More than one?

757
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: Well, just the Gunther when when I when I when

758
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 3: I was talking about Gunther, when I was talking about Charlene.

759
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 6: And I don't remember, I don't remember.

760
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fine, No, that's fine anyway, thanks.

761
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 6: And I thing I wanted to add to it potentially

762
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 6: is Sean likes to fill out some of his stories

763
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 6: with some interesting food creations that he has invented. And

764
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 6: I noticed you before we're kind of talking about pancakes.

765
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 6: But Sean has this idea John loves Mediterranean food, yes,

766
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 6: and he has this idea for a food that is

767
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 6: a waffle falaffel inside. Okay, so if there we can

768
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 6: put it into the middle of the story. But I

769
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 6: think a food creation would be great to kind of

770
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 6: have help the experience, be an invention and a good

771
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 6: story at the same time.

772
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 3: So sorry, just to and what and what am I doing?

773
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 6: Okay, well you should you can keep acting your questions.

774
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 6: I'm loving how that is working.

775
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 5: Okay, I just want to be sure I'm clear on this.

776
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 5: It's just because I want to nail. I want to

777
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 5: nail this fucking podcast. So you're saying that maybe to

778
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 5: punch up or to kind of spice up my great

779
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 5: story about Fred sixty twos. So now I go with

780
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 5: my pals that you're saying, maybe toss in a fun

781
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 5: food invention that's maybe original and weird that I kind

782
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 5: of have come up with to make it like a funny.

783
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 3: Details you're ordering off menu?

784
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 6: You got it?

785
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah I would.

786
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 3: I would really like to try that. So let's plug

787
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 3: that in.

788
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,720
Speaker 5: All right.

789
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 3: So I'm at Fred sixty two. What time is it.

790
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: It's ten thirty am at Fred sixty two. Oh no,

791
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 3: And I.

792
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 5: Go, Charlene, I'm tired of the menu.

793
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: That's awesome. I've had everything on here.

794
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 5: I've had the Patty mil I've had the tune of

795
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 5: melt anything you can melt, I've melted it. Ah.

796
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 3: Yes, So I go, here's.

797
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 5: An idea for a dish, Charlene. And I know you

798
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 5: don't take requests or do you kind of thing.

799
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: And I go, she's still there. She's still there. And

800
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 3: I go, give me a stick of butter and give

801
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 3: me it's a stick of margarine, and let me kind

802
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: of play with them like lightsabers until they melt onto

803
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 3: my hands. Once they're melted onto my hands, I'll wipe

804
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: them on my toast. That you get that, you will

805
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 3: give me sour dough.

806
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 5: And so really it's kind of a light I call

807
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 5: it a margarine butter lightsaber toast spread.

808
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 3: It's just buttered toast. Yeah, the product is just.

809
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 6: It's not really.

810
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 3: Near bread. I got to agree with you. Yeah, that's

811
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: just toast. Yeah, I guess that's not.

812
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was both and maine is I guess is

813
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 6: that it's not?

814
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess using both those things. Yeah, let me.

815
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 8: You could like wrap it in banana leaves or something.

816
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 5: Wrap my hands and banana leaves or yeah, well here's

817
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 5: I go. I go, I wrap my I go, give me,

818
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 5: give me some banana leaves, let me wrap. Let me

819
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 5: wrap my buttery and margarine hands up in these up

820
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 5: in these big one second.

821
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: Banana hands don't do Banana hands don't donald don't. I go, Charlie,

822
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 3: give me your give me your biggest Nana leaves and

823
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 3: let me let me wrap them around my old buttery pause.

824
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: I thought I was never gonna laugh again.

825
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 5: It's nice that, honestly, Hayes, And just to quick break,

826
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 5: this does feel this does feel cathartic. So thank you

827
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 5: for this note because it's a great note and it

828
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 5: feels good to say this.

829
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 6: I steel like, I'm glad that I didn't cut my

830
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 6: mouth off.

831
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 3: It's the humanity, you know, Yeah, that is present, and

832
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 3: I didn't think we were anymore. Yeah.

833
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 5: So anyway, I wrap up my buttery paws with these

834
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 5: big nana leaves, and I go, Charlene, what do you think?

835
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 5: And she eats and and and she just I guess

836
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 5: she maybe she eats, she starts eating the she eats

837
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 5: my hands on, she eats my hands off, and I go,

838
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 5: this is fun.

839
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you go talk about finger sandwich.

840
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 5: Exactly, talk about finger food exactly, talk about finger food,

841
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,479
Speaker 5: talk about finger food.

842
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 3: So good, yeah, so good.

843
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 7: Yeah.

844
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: But hm, so so that's gonna be, that's gonna plug

845
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: right in and think so.

846
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 10: So uh hey hey guys, chef Kevin here, Hey, hey, guys,

847
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 10: Sean Hayes, is it okay?

848
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 6: If I may be like you to be quiet for

849
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 6: one minute, Yeah, for one second. I'm worried I'm gonna

850
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 6: lose you. Guys. I'm in bands, uh, and I am

851
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 6: I'm doing I'm here doing a documentary. It is a vacation,

852
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 6: but I'm doing a documentary as well on the last

853
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 6: White Inuit.

854
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 3: Oh very cool.

855
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 6: And so I'm out. You know, I'm like really exploring

856
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 6: to beach to find someone like this or at least

857
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 6: like a costume that I can wear so I can

858
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 6: do it. So if I do lose you, that is why.

859
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 6: Just know that it is for like a smart, brave reason, Okay.

860
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 3: I I have a lot of respect for that. I

861
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 3: do want to pivot a little bit and just say

862
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 3: I don't think it will surprise any of you to

863
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 3: hear that I've had a lot of trouble making love

864
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 3: since we got the news. Yeah, no, big surprise. I

865
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 3: think I don't think that's shocking.

866
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: No.

867
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 6: Uh.

868
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: And in addition also having sex and fucking.

869
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 5: All three are It's hard now yet whole arena.

870
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 3: Basically non star. I mean, I actually I haven't even tried,

871
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 3: just because I've been so discouraged by the first three

872
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 3: that basically since I heard about uh B nine to

873
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 3: nine uh that my nine inch B has been basically

874
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 3: going back in the old groundhog Wholesaw's shadow, you know,

875
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: and there's going to be at least six more weeks

876
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 3: of winter. So I did think it could be cool

877
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 3: for us to talk about, like, uh any tricks, because

878
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 3: I'm sure we're not that anyone's going through that totally,

879
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 3: you know, and this is just for the erotic.

880
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 5: Side, Yeah, just one idea blooper reels, old B nine

881
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 5: nine bloo barreels, and just watching the gang that we.

882
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 3: Love without all, without the stories and without the cases,

883
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: which obviously are part of what made it, of course,

884
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 3: but beyond that was just that these people.

885
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 5: It is a family, and you could tell off screen

886
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 5: it's a family. And that's what we miss as much

887
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 5: as the as much as the plots and the characters,

888
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 5: the stories and the antagonists and the protagon.

889
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 3: We love the feeling of it, and we love the

890
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 3: written jokes and stuff, but what about when somebody make

891
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 3: an accident, make make a and it reminds you that

892
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 3: there are mistakes, even with some of the greatest people

893
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 3: in the world, and so yes, maybe what happens is

894
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 3: maybe Fox made a mistake or maybe hopefully the News

895
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 3: made a mistake exactly, and they are saying.

896
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 6: And strategy that I have been a strategy I've been

897
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:54,240
Speaker 6: considering to kind of lift myself out of this. I

898
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 6: have not seen the show. It was something I have

899
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 6: always like been wanting to check out. But he never

900
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 6: like made it to the top of the list. It's

901
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 6: always a three or four on the list right.

902
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: Not even the Halloween episodes.

903
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 6: That was the time. It would be like number two

904
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 6: on the list. But then they're like, you know, there

905
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 6: are other Halloween episodes out there. So my idea is

906
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 6: I go in watch the show and I'm like laughing

907
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 6: at it, like the show and I'm forty again, all

908
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 6: these six are to happen and it can be like

909
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 6: it was on TV, except this time I am like

910
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 6: really watching it. Why not like that? Not like pretending

911
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 6: to h.

912
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 3: Now you stuck. You spoke about horniness, Adam, your last

913
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 3: name is Lustick. Do you think that's because like your

914
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: grandma was very horny or something.

915
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 5: She was a horny woman. So both both my grandmothers

916
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:58,919
Speaker 5: were horny women.

917
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 3: And it's just fair.

918
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 6: You are wielding you're sort of wielding a lust stick as.

919
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 3: Well, that's right.

920
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 5: I never phrase it like that, but that is funny,

921
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 5: and that is very funny.

922
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you were talking about those two buttersticks

923
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 3: being lightsabers, but I almost was thinking, yeah, that, uh,

924
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 3: why not you hold your lust stick as a lightsabers.

925
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 5: That's also really great. I feel like you guys are

926
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 5: giving me the business. But it's this is what I

927
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 5: need right now, and this, this is the kind of

928
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 5: guff I love to take right just right now when

929
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 5: I'm feeling low.

930
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 3: Well, you remember, some of the guys around the precinct

931
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 3: used to give each other a pretty tough that's right,

932
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 3: And there was some chop busting going out right. You

933
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 3: knew that it came from a place of effect, good place.

934
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 5: And that's what I feel is happening here. Is happening

935
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 5: here too.

936
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: Even when Ken Marino is the kind of dumb guy,

937
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 3: yeah who was stupid would come in and not really

938
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 3: know and knowing stuff or be dumb and be the

939
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 3: big chief's son or something, so you have to keep

940
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 3: him around exactly. They also would go he's nice.

941
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know he could still there's an innerments that

942
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 5: kind of comes out. I don't know, this isn't my show.

943
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 5: I'm not want to pivot on another another man's podcast.

944
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 5: But are you finding that way? What is the white

945
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 5: Inuit community in Bam like Hayes and I don't know

946
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 5: how are they taking the news?

947
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: That's a good host. I just you guys do this. No,

948
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 3: he's hosting the No Sean No. No, I am a

949
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: humble guest.

950
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 8: We lost, we lost. Oh I'm shoot, I'm trying not

951
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 8: to freak out.

952
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, it's just added to the list ship list.

953
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 3: Shitty day. Yeah, just a shitty day topped of.

954
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 8: Okay, I hope he's okay.

955
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, hey.

956
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 10: Guys, chef Kevin here, Oh yeah, is it okay? Maybe

957
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 10: if I could say a story that was shut up.

958
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: For a second. We uh, we don't have Hayes. Yeah,

959
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 3: but that doesn't mean that we don't have Hayes's spirit

960
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 3: and in the same way that we don't have Brook

961
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: the ninety nine, but we still have those stories. Definitely.

962
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 3: I'd like to talk a little bit about where I

963
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,760
Speaker 3: was when I first heard that Hayes had lost service. Great,

964
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: I'll never forget it was uh me and I some

965
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 3: people may not know this about me. I love Mediterranean.

966
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

967
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 3: I was digging around in my pockets for hopefully some

968
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 3: like lentils or anything that might be in there. It's

969
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 3: just a loose light I can kind of eat because

970
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 3: I was feeling very weak from doing a very long.

971
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 8: Podcasts extra garlic sauce.

972
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:07,760
Speaker 3: Even what's the.

973
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 9: It's not yes, but it's got like a kick pepper. Yep,

974
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 9: it's pepper. And so I'm looking for peppered lentils. And

975
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 9: as I'm doing that, I'm also sort of pretending to

976
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 9: listen to the other.

977
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 11: People in the room because it's a podcast, of course,

978
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 11: and I'm thinking of what I could maybe say, you know,

979
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 11: and uh, and I remember Adam kind of started just

980
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 11: stomping on my whole ship, just going like I'm gonna

981
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 11: ask a good question.

982
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 3: Shows I was listening to Hayes. I didn't even hear

983
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 3: what Hayes was saying and embarrassing me. And then Brett

984
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 3: turned to me and he's and he looked at me

985
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 3: with that Brett look, and I think you know the one.

986
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: And he said he held up a phone like and goes,

987
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 3: we don't have them. Now we were originally supposed to

988
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 3: take a bunch of phone calls. Did we get any.

989
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 8: Other calls right now? It just just came in.

990
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 7: Hey guys, Kevin here, what what the hell?

991
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 6: It's me?

992
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

993
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 7: I figured this is the only way that I could

994
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 7: like talk to you guys.

995
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 3: Well, we don't have the technology to hang up, so unfortunately,

996
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 3: unless unless you lose service, I am going to have

997
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 3: to listen to what you say.

998
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 6: Perfect.

999
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 7: Well, do you know how like like I went on

1000
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 7: that date and we saw we saw a breast show?

1001
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well.

1002
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, I went on a date with someone and we

1003
00:58:58,960 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 7: saw we saw.

1004
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 6: That's fan about this?

1005
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 7: Okay, we we went on the date.

1006
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 3: Are you thinking a who Charted your favorite show? I

1007
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 3: remember that you.

1008
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 8: Plugged trying to call me while I was on stage.

1009
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 3: He keeps, Kevin, really trying to make Who Charted It happen.

1010
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 8: He wanted me to like leave a like a voicemail

1011
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 8: message for his date like while I was playing.

1012
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 7: Okay, well you never returned my calls too, which you

1013
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 7: know I would have appreciated.

1014
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 3: Well, go ahead, Kevin, I don't have time for this.

1015
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 3: What you went on a second date? What the fuck?

1016
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1017
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 3: So we wanted a date and what happened. Please don't

1018
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 3: tell me something that you did physically with another person

1019
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 3: that is not appropriate for this show.

1020
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 7: No, I'm having performance issues after I heard about B

1021
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 7: nine nine ye happening there.

1022
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 3: Well, that's nothing to make fun of there. That's as

1023
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 3: human as a guest.

1024
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 7: So the day was going the day was going really well,

1025
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 7: and then she politely said, I don't know how to

1026
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 7: bring this up, but I googled you today and I went,

1027
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 7: oh god, I said that loud, and she said yeah,

1028
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 7: and the first things that came up were creep and

1029
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 7: purvy weasel, and I said, oh, okay, well I can

1030
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 7: I can explain that I was I work on this podcast,

1031
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 7: and that's kind of like a thing, a thing that

1032
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 7: they've said so much that it's like, I guess and

1033
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 7: now comes up when you google me. And she said yeah,

1034
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 7: I saw it at work and all my coworkers were like,

1035
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 7: oh my god, you should. You should absolutely not go

1036
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 7: on another date with this guy. And she was like, well,

1037
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 7: I think it's like for a podcast or something, and

1038
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 7: that almost made it worse. I think they like didn't like,

1039
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 7: They're like, oh god, he's in podcasting. So I just

1040
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 7: wanted to like you know, make you feel better that

1041
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 7: you know that your show has as a deep impact

1042
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 7: on my life.

1043
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 3: Well, and if you think about it, you know, uh,

1044
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 3: this is sort of about the duality of all things

1045
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 3: in nature, where on the one hand, uh, here's this

1046
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 3: girl who you like, who you were getting along with,

1047
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: you were on a date with where you maybe saw

1048
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 3: a future and it was horribly impacted by her googling

1049
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 3: your name and her coworkers being like, don't go near him.

1050
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 3: But on the other hand, I believe you have sold

1051
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 3: almost a dozen aprons now with your face on them

1052
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 3: that if you were not on this podcast, you would

1053
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 3: have had no aprons zero zero. And so you know,

1054
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 3: there are a lot of women out there. Yeah, you know,

1055
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 3: I think Adam can attest to that. Charlene over at

1056
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 3: Fred sixty two, there's so many and yeah Fred sixty two, Yes,

1057
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 3: and uh, there are only so many sort of special aprons.

1058
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be women till the end of time.

1059
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 5: But a good apron is almost like a diamond in

1060
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 5: the road.

1061
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 3: There's only a handful of guys who've ever been on

1062
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 3: an apron. It's paulper Dome, yeah, Emeral and then ye

1063
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 3: and you so uh, you know, I guess it's easy

1064
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 3: to focus right now on the negative side of your

1065
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 3: romantic life. Your relationship is being negatively impacted, and you

1066
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 3: got to feel like moving forward, this is going to

1067
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 3: just keep happening all the time. Yeah. Google's not going away. Yeah,

1068
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: and so I think that obviously that is sort of scary.

1069
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: But is it as scary as never being on an apron?

1070
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 3: You know, I gotta say, I know which one i'd take.

1071
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 3: I'm just curious here. Do you know if the bing

1072
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 3: results are the same. Have you tried binging?

1073
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 6: Uh?

1074
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 7: Huh. And I'm lucky she didn't look I'm lucky she

1075
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 7: didn't look at being That was the first thing. I said,

1076
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 7: Google our ban and she said Google and I said, thank.

1077
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 3: God, thank god. Yeah, that's a relief. But that's not

1078
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 3: good for you because bing is coming up being in

1079
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 3: the number two with a bullet and I think they

1080
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 3: are going to probably overtake Google within the next six months.

1081
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 3: And that's I put my money around. My mouth is

1082
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: on that one too.

1083
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 8: I got a lot all my blue Shell and Mario

1084
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 8: Kart just coming hot.

1085
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yes, video game. So we so, uh well, Kevin,

1086
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 3: I think this is probably the last episode of the show. Anyway,

1087
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 3: do you want to try to as like a hail

1088
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 3: Mary pitch out something else to get pushed up in

1089
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 3: the Google results. I know we did m m A,

1090
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 3: which I think made you seem pretty tough, and I think.

1091
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 7: Mm A in retrospect, I think MMA in retrospect made

1092
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 7: things worse because now I think people are afraid of

1093
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 7: me in a way that like it's unapproachable, you know.

1094
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, Creep who knows MMA is so much more

1095
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 3: intimidating than just sort of a pervy weasel.

1096
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:36,439
Speaker 7: That's true. Yeah, it is kind of a triple threat though, Yeah,

1097
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,959
Speaker 7: is there what do you push anything? Maybe it would

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01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 7: be like Kevin Bartel friends or Kevin Bartel good, good guy.

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01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 3: Normal, Kevin Bartel misunderstanding.

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01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Kevin Bartel aprons.

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01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 7: A great idea Ken that.

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01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,479
Speaker 3: Yes, that's kind of doing double duty for you because

1103
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 3: it's ideally pushing down Creep and bringing up the Apron sales. Well,

1104
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 3: I am sorry that you did that. So what uh

1105
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 3: so what now? Well, Brent, how long how long has it.

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01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,919
Speaker 8: Been is that the song?

1107
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 7: Do?

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01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 3: I know? It's been like.

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01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 8: God, it feels like forever since I heard.

1110
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 3: The news an.

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 7: Hour.

1112
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell the story of where you

1113
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 3: were when you found.

1114
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 8: Out about Yeah, I was on stage and I do this.

1115
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 8: I do this sort of move sometimes when I'm playing

1116
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 8: guitar that usually works and impresses the audience where and.

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01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna and I'm not even going to correct. Normally,

1118
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 3: this is a spot where I would go, you don't

1119
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 3: really play guitar, you know, you're just gonna let it go.

1120
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 3: But for today, it's like, just I want to let

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01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 3: you have this.

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01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I appreciate that because I could feel that. I

1123
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 8: get this sense of like I got to rush through

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01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 8: fast because it's gonna get cut off and steamroll to

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01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 8: to use. Okay, so I do this thing where I

1126
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 8: just thanks, thanks, Jeff Kevin. Yeah, I'm cutting you off

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01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 8: right now.

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01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 3: We are able to do that. Yes, we've gotten a

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01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 3: button now where we can.

1130
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 8: Get I just bang my fist on the call. But

1131
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 8: uh so, yeah, you know, I just pick up my

1132
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 8: right hand and I just start playing with my left

1133
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 8: hand like these sweet legato kind of runs in harmonic

1134
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 8: minor what even, Yeah, And then with my right hand

1135
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 8: as I'm playing, I make it look really hard, but

1136
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 8: it's actually really easy. But I pick up my phone

1137
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 8: and I start checking it like I'm bored, Like I'm

1138
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 8: just so bored while I'm yeah, it's like, yeah, likes

1139
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 8: my glasses. I don't even wear glasses, but it's like exactly,

1140
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 8: that's part. So I'm checking and I actually am checking

1141
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 8: my my d ms, and I mean they're just flooded.

1142
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 8: And I finished the solo, but I started it's like embarrassing,

1143
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 8: but I kind of did like a freak out on

1144
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 8: stage and I started just smashing instruments and pretty yeah,

1145
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 8: and it ended up, you know, like whipping the audience

1146
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 8: into like a frenzy. But I was really actually really

1147
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 8: just angry. Yeah, and I was like picking up the

1148
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 8: whole drum.

1149
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 3: The best show you've ever done.

1150
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 8: It's weird grief, that's what people told me. But it's

1151
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 8: like I felt like I almost blacked out and then

1152
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 8: I woke up and I was like being carried.

1153
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 3: Maybe that all happen for me. I mean, maybe people

1154
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 3: will think this is the best podcast I've done, just

1155
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 3: because I haven't known where I am this entire time.

1156
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 3: So dark, it's gotten so dark in here, just operating

1157
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 3: on you know, autopilot from like this deep place inside

1158
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 3: myself that I've never been before.

1159
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 8: And I know, like you said, you wouldn't cut me off,

1160
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 8: but I'm gonna let I feel like that was your moment.

1161
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead, What was the fucking There's a lot

1162
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 3: more good ship in there. You were going to talk

1163
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 3: about picking up the drum kit, Like where was I

1164
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 3: going to go? Were you gonna throw the drum kit? Oh,

1165
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 3: let's hear that part. No kind, really, that's so us

1166
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 3: with the hilarious anecdote. That is what Kevin. Get back

1167
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,719
Speaker 3: in here, get in here?

1168
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 8: Where are you.

1169
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 3: Get in here? Get up? Hang up the phone? God,

1170
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 3: how did you in there?

1171
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 5: I don't know now when you say that you had

1172
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 5: your phone in your pocket, you don't mean like a

1173
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 5: fuck is wrong with you?

1174
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 3: How do you mean?

1175
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 5: Just I'm just trying to think how a phone, because

1176
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,560
Speaker 5: when I think of a phone, I think of a

1177
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 5: You pick it off the wall, you put the thing

1178
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 5: up to your ear.

1179
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 8: And oh yeah, like they still have.

1180
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, but that's but you're talking about a whole

1181
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 3: different kind of phone. I'm just sorry. I'm I'm in

1182
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 3: such a fog. I'm in such a haye.

1183
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 5: It's okay, It's just like I can't even make heads

1184
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 5: or tails any of the stuff hang on.

1185
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 3: So it's I like.

1186
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:38,759
Speaker 8: To put Indian food on like on uh on chips,

1187
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,840
Speaker 8: like chips.

1188
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 3: You're done, you are done for, you are punched, done

1189
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 3: for today. Now there's one person left in the room.

1190
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 3: We haven't heard their story of how they heard the

1191
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 3: bad news, and that is Chef Kevin. Chef Kevin, would

1192
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,879
Speaker 3: you like to talk about where you were when it happened?

1193
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, Chef Kevin here bye.

1194
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,719
Speaker 3: I'm a horny girl wolf.

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01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,759
Speaker 2: This has been an Earwold production executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

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01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:14,759
Speaker 2: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon.

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