Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer. I am
Speaker 1: joined by Andrew, Colin and Noah in Arizona, Andrews in St. Louis.
Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles. Today's episode is Especial one, brought
Speaker 1: to you by us but through UM and Me. Andrew
Speaker 1: and I both did UH and Me reports which we
Speaker 1: got sent these like kits that just come in the mailbox,
Speaker 1: not even like especially I didn't have to go to
Speaker 1: the package room. UM and you open it up and
Speaker 1: you just spit into a tube and then you seal
Speaker 1: it up and then you send it back. It was,
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, one of the easiest things I've ever done.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be a lot more swabbing happening.
Speaker 1: And I will say that there was a piece of
Speaker 1: carrot that was in my spit from when I had
Speaker 1: been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube
Speaker 1: I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot.
Speaker 1: A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it.
Speaker 1: So I did get the report back. I'm seventy rabbit
Speaker 1: and so I think that was you know, I think
Speaker 1: the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't
Speaker 1: seem to mind. Yeah, that you're going to be a ginger.
Speaker 1: I saw, Yeah, it was. I did. I did. Was.
Speaker 1: I was like, these people have seen it all, Like
Speaker 1: there was a little bit of like tint to my
Speaker 1: my spit. I was like, they're gonna be I know,
Speaker 1: they don't care, they've stand it all over at twenty
Speaker 1: three and me, But I spit in that tube. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's fairly easy to do. You gotta like, you know,
Speaker 1: I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of
Speaker 1: just like trying to make your make your own lube.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess. Yeah. I just been in the
Speaker 1: box and just they can't. Yeah, eventually you ever done
Speaker 1: one before one of these? No, my little brother did. So.
Speaker 1: I figured if we had the same parents, it was
Speaker 1: going to be close. Uh. Yes, it turns out the
Speaker 1: same parents. Yeah. Yeah, we found out his dad and
Speaker 1: mom were different. Yeah he was. He was milkman. I
Speaker 1: love that was always the person that your mom banged
Speaker 1: instead of your dad was the milkman. How like different,
Speaker 1: Like there was no bumble, no tinder, So you have
Speaker 1: to have sex with the milkman like that, the pharmacist,
Speaker 1: the locals doctor. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I just set
Speaker 1: that off and then got and now with this thing,
Speaker 1: I thought it was, you know, the old twenty three
Speaker 1: of My dad also got one report before, and so
Speaker 1: we got to kind of see our ancestry report and
Speaker 1: it was pretty much what we had guessed. It was
Speaker 1: very Irish, very German, um, a little bit of h
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of Scandinavian and French in me,
Speaker 1: which I was excited about. But then now there's just
Speaker 1: so many more things that you can find out, um
Speaker 1: on this targarian Targerian, I just want dragons. Well it is.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really say that you were trying to like, no,
Speaker 1: I do exactly what you're going for. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna let you dig your own grave. Yeah, I feels
Speaker 1: like a dragon just death. But it's anyways gotten it
Speaker 1: and shared as results. But I was always like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't need to do it. But now
Speaker 1: that there's so much more that they can find out
Speaker 1: for you, um, there's like all of the it's like
Speaker 1: you get a whole health report that has your traits, things,
Speaker 1: physical features, uh like and just like also health things
Speaker 1: that you should know about that you might be more
Speaker 1: likely to you have in your life and maybe pass
Speaker 1: on to your children if you have them. And I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go over our results because some of
Speaker 1: them are pretty hilarious and and I just want to
Speaker 1: break it all down, um in terms of like my
Speaker 1: UM health, I was I lucked out. I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 1: healthy person. I don't have many like um, the things
Speaker 1: that they were alerting me about. But you know, you
Speaker 1: can find out stuff that really could affect your health
Speaker 1: later in life, or like your family's health later in life,
Speaker 1: things you're presupposed to genetically. Um, I have a likelihood
Speaker 1: I found out of developing type two diabetes. That's the
Speaker 1: kind that you're like, you can develop. I don't really
Speaker 1: know the difference between the two, but I guess I
Speaker 1: should now because I have a likelihood of developing type
Speaker 1: two diabetes. And it said that that likelihood would start
Speaker 1: between the ages of thirty eight and eighty and I
Speaker 1: just like that. I was like, did they choose thirty
Speaker 1: eight because I am thirty eight. They're like, you don't
Speaker 1: even get a year before you have start worrying about
Speaker 1: this ship, bitch. Uh, I like they were watching in
Speaker 1: real time happen, Like it's it's starting. Like I could
Speaker 1: see the Type two in you for sure. I could
Speaker 1: see it. It's like, it's pretty like this is the start,
Speaker 1: this is the start of a whole new life instead
Speaker 1: of buying a sports car. You're like, I got type
Speaker 1: two diabetes. That's my midlife crisis. Um, what starts at
Speaker 1: thirty eight in your life? That's the only thing that
Speaker 1: I've ever seen where that the that is the marker.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why, it would be much nicer to
Speaker 1: be like if it were you know, I was it
Speaker 1: was thirty six, and I'd be like, Okay, I'm two
Speaker 1: years in. I've already like escaped it. It's like, note,
Speaker 1: this is worrying about this now. So that's something I
Speaker 1: can be on the alert up because I didn't. I
Speaker 1: really didn't know that about myself at all, and I
Speaker 1: would have assumed that I was not prone to because
Speaker 1: I just I don't really, I don't really know my
Speaker 1: family's health history as much as I should, And I
Speaker 1: think this gives me a little bit more insight into that.
Speaker 1: I also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder
Speaker 1: that UM. I found out if I mate with someone
Speaker 1: who also has another variant of this, we could pass
Speaker 1: on the m c A D deficiency. It sounds really scary.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my god, what is this and
Speaker 1: what it is is UM if we both if I
Speaker 1: mate with someone who also has this rare variant UM
Speaker 1: that our kid could get this and what the what
Speaker 1: the symptoms are. I was like, Oh no, what is
Speaker 1: it gonna be? Like it has like a golf ball
Speaker 1: head or you know, like their arms don't disconnect from
Speaker 1: their torso, or they have a claw feet or something,
Speaker 1: which are all like things that are you know. I
Speaker 1: want to say this with no judgment if you are
Speaker 1: someone that carries those things or if you know someone
Speaker 1: that I'm just saying, those are possible genetic deformities that
Speaker 1: you can have if you mate with someone that also
Speaker 1: if you like happen to find the person that matches
Speaker 1: with you, but mine is I was like, Oh, what's
Speaker 1: this gonna be. I gotta get Chris tested if we
Speaker 1: want to have kids, like, I don't want our kid
Speaker 1: to like have something that affects them, and the symptoms
Speaker 1: of this deficiency are our kid would just get dizzy
Speaker 1: spells if he ever fast it. It doesn't so our kid.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Chris, if we made we gotta make sure
Speaker 1: our kid does not do intermittent fasting. We gotta keep
Speaker 1: him away from the Joe Rogan podcast. He can't listen
Speaker 1: to that, Like it's just such a funny like you hear, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he can't do UFC biting because he might get a
Speaker 1: little bit lightheaded. And it's um oh yeah exactly. He
Speaker 1: cannot be Muslim. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a tough life for him. I saw this report
Speaker 1: and it was like, you know, there's like a um a, no,
Speaker 1: we're definitely having a boy. Are you kidding me? That's
Speaker 1: part of my report? Um, I must have a boy. No.
Speaker 1: On the on the report, it had like a exclamation
Speaker 1: point of like make sure you see this, don't miss this,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating?
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I just feel like it was just
Speaker 1: a really funny trait um. But they give you other
Speaker 1: stuff too. I was just lucky to have like none
Speaker 1: of those other ones. Did you have any of like
Speaker 1: the health ones Andrew that were like red flags, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a lisp and not be able to pronounce
Speaker 1: Targerians not real, but you know what that it's not
Speaker 1: a real one. But no, I had nothing really like
Speaker 1: jump out at me because I am a bit of
Speaker 1: a hypochondriac, so I was a little worried about learning
Speaker 1: genetic disposition or whatever like our predisposition. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to know these things, like part of
Speaker 1: me would like to be kept in the dark, but
Speaker 1: I get it, like if I think you have a
Speaker 1: responsibility if it's out there to know it, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's especially A lot of these things are just variants
Speaker 1: that you have on your genetic so they won't display
Speaker 1: at a child unless you mate with someone who also
Speaker 1: has the same one, like the chances. So if you
Speaker 1: do have this thing, you can get your partner tested
Speaker 1: and then if they're in the clear, then you don't
Speaker 1: have a chance of passing this trade down on to
Speaker 1: a child, and your kid can stand up quickly after
Speaker 1: fasting and not get dizzy. And if they do have
Speaker 1: the trade, it's an easy out if you don't really
Speaker 1: want to be with them anyways, So listen, I don't
Speaker 1: want my daughter to be when she gets intorectic and
Speaker 1: never really someday because I passed that down to her
Speaker 1: from just you know, more nurture than nature. Um, so
Speaker 1: I you didn't have any one said, I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to be no offense riddled with these things
Speaker 1: like it just seems like you don't even have like
Speaker 1: a likelihood of diabetes. Like how did I get that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you the carrot was in there.
Speaker 1: Uh tell your girlfriend, like, it's not you, it's twenty
Speaker 1: three in me. That's hilarious. It's an easy way. You're
Speaker 1: the women, No, babe, it's the genetic test um. So
Speaker 1: what else I found out? Like I went through the traits,
Speaker 1: Like so you go into the health and traits and
Speaker 1: you see you get this whole report and you get
Speaker 1: to see, um, there's this one part. Let me just
Speaker 1: go to it real quick. Traits. You're more likely to
Speaker 1: drink less caffeine, which is yes. A month ago, I
Speaker 1: would say this is crazy, but Andrew. Andrew was shocked
Speaker 1: by the amount of caffeine I consume. I really don't
Speaker 1: respond to caffeine that much. It found that I'm less,
Speaker 1: I'm more likely to dress, drink less caffeine because my
Speaker 1: body doesn't respond to caffeine like other people do. Um,
Speaker 1: which is what they found in my report, and it
Speaker 1: actually checks out. And I wouldn't have known this had
Speaker 1: I not quit caffeine recently, although my my decaf coffee
Speaker 1: intake has has remained in the same amount as it
Speaker 1: was before I quit caffeine. So what I'm craving is
Speaker 1: not the caffeine, and what I'm craving is the ritual
Speaker 1: of getting coffee and having this warm like latte drink.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about the caffeine at all. I got a
Speaker 1: little bit of like caffeine headaches, but it was not
Speaker 1: anywhere compared to what I thought it was going to
Speaker 1: be and what I read about when people quit caffeine.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so that actually like totally checked out. I
Speaker 1: was shocked to see that in my report. And then
Speaker 1: at the same time, I was weaning off caffeine and
Speaker 1: I found that, Um, I still drink as much coffee,
Speaker 1: it's just all decaffe So I'm not craving the caffeine.
Speaker 1: And it was right about that. UM, I like this one.
Speaker 1: You're predisposed to weigh six percent less than the average.
Speaker 1: I just I love a percentage in anything you know, Like,
Speaker 1: it's just yeah, it says I'm predisposed to weigh six
Speaker 1: percent less than average. It's like you're gonna be you
Speaker 1: could be kind of skinny. You don't even expect it.
Speaker 1: I don't say that is dead on. I'm about I
Speaker 1: think that it actually did help me because I have
Speaker 1: been so obsessed with part my life has been like
Speaker 1: dieting and staying underweight so much of my life. And
Speaker 1: like from the time that I was even I never
Speaker 1: made it to like what my body is supposed to
Speaker 1: be it as an adult before I was starving myself,
Speaker 1: so I never really knew. I was just always so
Speaker 1: scared that it was going to go over that I
Speaker 1: was always starving myself. But really, I'm uh, if I
Speaker 1: just let my body do its thing, I'm going and
Speaker 1: eat like a normal person, I will I will be
Speaker 1: on average. I bet I guess. I guess six percent less,
Speaker 1: way six percent less than most people, which is like
Speaker 1: it makes sense. My dad is like this lanky build
Speaker 1: and that was interesting to read. Um, my genetic mescal
Speaker 1: competisition is rare, and elite athletes well, no fucking ships.
Speaker 1: They probably tested like the way I closed the cap
Speaker 1: on the thing, and we're like, this is not even
Speaker 1: all the way on. I don't understand. So it's rare
Speaker 1: and okay, so you have Okay, that's in. My genetic
Speaker 1: muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah, mine is in.
Speaker 1: Actually it's in. I have a body of a guy
Speaker 1: that would be really good at sports. Apparently, Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: but doesn't that make sense for you? Like, doesn't didn't
Speaker 1: that feel so good to read? Yeah? It made me
Speaker 1: actually work out with the word elite athlete. If this
Speaker 1: is a selling point to get guys to buy this report,
Speaker 1: you can see if your muscle composition is that of
Speaker 1: likely to be an elite athlete. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: these things could tell you that. I mean, I think, uh,
Speaker 1: I think it's right. I think I I definitely have
Speaker 1: it in my I just you can't think it's right
Speaker 1: science it is right. No, but you won't. I mean,
Speaker 1: every you've always said that you have like you're a
Speaker 1: natural athlete. That makes sense for you for sure? For sure? No,
Speaker 1: it does, it does it definitely. It just made me
Speaker 1: feel happy, Like but then it's like if I'm not
Speaker 1: in shape, or if I'm not feeling an athlete. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: it's there your potential, yeah, exactly, Like yeah, goshakes sixtix
Speaker 1: percent chance to not have dimples. Yeah, so there are
Speaker 1: all these reports about like what your likelihood is of
Speaker 1: like having these different things. Um, I want to go
Speaker 1: through all dimples I have. Yeah, I have sixty percent
Speaker 1: chance I don't have dimples. Well, you're right twenty three me,
Speaker 1: I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing it in
Speaker 1: that I'm not adorable. Um, cleft chin. These are all
Speaker 1: genetic things, apparently, Um chance you do not have a
Speaker 1: cleft chin. Well, they're right, I do not have one
Speaker 1: might chance that I never had Dan Druff. Who knew
Speaker 1: Dan Dreff was genetic? I do not have Dan Dreff.
Speaker 1: Did you get these reports for yourself? Andrew? I did
Speaker 1: I think there was. I had a stronger chance of
Speaker 1: having Dan Dreff, which I do have Dandre He has
Speaker 1: a fifty fifty chance of Sandroff. Yeah, so I got
Speaker 1: I got the bad fifty. Yeah. How do you take
Speaker 1: care of your dandruff? Um? I let it run wild
Speaker 1: and see what happens. No, like a thing where you're
Speaker 1: like insecure about it like, does it come down on
Speaker 1: your shoulders? Sometimes it used to. I mean, yeah, head
Speaker 1: and shoulders, it really does. Do you use head and shoulders?
Speaker 1: I do? And oh I didn't know head and shoulders
Speaker 1: I used because I use another product for hair loss,
Speaker 1: which says that actually this says early hair loss not likely.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm old enough where it's laid hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be honest with what they're meaning by that. You're
Speaker 1: not a young and you might dress like you're twenty two,
Speaker 1: but um, yeah, let's not forget that's that was right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean obviously that was earlobe type. What about your
Speaker 1: ear lobe type? Because I always knew that this was
Speaker 1: a genetic predisposition. Was like, if your ear lobes are
Speaker 1: connected to your head or not at the bottom minor
Speaker 1: detached or no, no, no they're connected. Let me see this.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me go to this. Yeah, no, you're
Speaker 1: not as are not connected? Oh that's not connected. No,
Speaker 1: that's a danglin like will you just let go of
Speaker 1: it for a second. Hold on, will you just flick it?
Speaker 1: Let me see what the kind of emotion we got there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: ears are detached? Mine? Oh, minor attached as fuck what
Speaker 1: I've never even noticed? You never noticed? Look at interesting?
Speaker 1: It goes right down. There's no like they're attached. I'm
Speaker 1: very proud of my attached your lips. I love them
Speaker 1: so much. It's my favorite, one of my favorite things
Speaker 1: about myself. But my three reports said that I'm likely
Speaker 1: to have detached ear lobes, so I am beating the odds.
Speaker 1: I had a chance of having these ears, and I
Speaker 1: got them. Baby, I got your ear wax type? Um,
Speaker 1: mine is so chance that I have wet, sticky ear wax? Well,
Speaker 1: you nailed it, h I do I think Asian people
Speaker 1: have dry, flaky ear wax. I think it's more crumbly
Speaker 1: and dry. That's the thing I heard, and it makes
Speaker 1: sense because I don't have any um. None of my
Speaker 1: ancestors are from that area. But my ear wax. I
Speaker 1: wish they would have given me like a report about
Speaker 1: how much i'd have, because I produce so much. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like this should be of my body
Speaker 1: is ear wax, because that's how much I have. But
Speaker 1: it is wet and sticky and orange. It looks like carrots.
Speaker 1: You can find. Maybe you need to break up with
Speaker 1: your boyfriend and he also has wet ear wax, because
Speaker 1: that will be just too much that our child will
Speaker 1: just be using wax and all over the place that
Speaker 1: one Mary Jose Museum. Oh yeah, Madam twossodes, our child
Speaker 1: will just be sculpture. Um what about eye color? Did
Speaker 1: they nail it for you? Actually? Yeah, it said I'm
Speaker 1: likely to have blue or green, and your boy's got hazel.
Speaker 1: So that's uh yeah, percentage. It doesn't have percentage on
Speaker 1: my stuff. See, it's just like because my my sister
Speaker 1: and I definitely have different genetics because my sister's eyes
Speaker 1: are brown and mindset, I have a less than one
Speaker 1: percent chance of brown eyes. And it said it nailed
Speaker 1: it for me chance of blue eyes. Um so, And
Speaker 1: then what about finger length ratio? This was something I
Speaker 1: read about that if your ring finger is longer than
Speaker 1: your index finger, you're more likely to be a lesbian.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it was your ring finger. Maybe it's the
Speaker 1: other one, my ring. Wait, hold on, let me look
Speaker 1: it up, because there was like a thing going around
Speaker 1: on TikTok ring finger ring finger point lesbian. Let me
Speaker 1: just type this in because for a while I sent
Speaker 1: it to all my friends and it kind of depends
Speaker 1: on how you hold your hand. Um, oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a This is in the BBC. Length of ring and
Speaker 1: index fingers are linked to sexuality. Women whose left index
Speaker 1: and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely to
Speaker 1: be lesbians. A study suggests, my left hand they are
Speaker 1: exactly the same length, So I think I'm um. Scientists
Speaker 1: spasied with the fingers of eighteen pairs of female identical
Speaker 1: twins where one was straight in the other gay. On average,
Speaker 1: of lesbians but not the straight twins had different sized
Speaker 1: index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only
Speaker 1: on the left hand. So yeah, exactly typically a male trait.
Speaker 1: Um it said, if it's even a six percent chance
Speaker 1: my ring finger is longer than my index finger, it
Speaker 1: is slightly longer, slightly longer, but almost exactly the same size. Uh, freckles,
Speaker 1: did you have a report? A boy? Your freckles little
Speaker 1: freckling is But I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean I used to have more as a kid.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I have a seventy percent chance that I
Speaker 1: have few, if any reckles. Um, hair photo bleaching. I
Speaker 1: did not understand this chance that you will experience hair
Speaker 1: photo bleaching. What does that mean I have a less
Speaker 1: likely chance to experience this. I don't know photo bleaching.
Speaker 1: It I think is that when basking in the warmth
Speaker 1: of a sunny day is one way to lighten your
Speaker 1: mood and your hair. Photo bleaching is what happens when
Speaker 1: hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, Yeah, my hair just turns gray or
Speaker 1: I think, yes, I do experience hair photo bleaching because
Speaker 1: I used to get like white hair after the summer.
Speaker 1: So that's correct hair texture. Um, it nailed it for me.
Speaker 1: Chance of slightly wavy hair? That is definitely my hair
Speaker 1: slightly wavy? What about yours? Same? I know? I think
Speaker 1: you pull up your report. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Let's go to break and come back with more about
Speaker 1: Andrew's hair texture right after this when he gets this
Speaker 1: report pulled up. Okay, we're back, Andrew, UM is gonna
Speaker 1: you have wavy hair? It predicted that, let's say, what
Speaker 1: like really quickly newborn hair. It's it predicted that I
Speaker 1: had little or no hair at birth, which is I
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. But that's so cool that I
Speaker 1: could know that. It also predicts the chances that you
Speaker 1: have red hair. I have a one percent chance of
Speaker 1: having red hair. I only have it on my assholes.
Speaker 1: So it was right. Um. The skin pigmentation, Um, it
Speaker 1: definitely got it right. I have chance of very fair
Speaker 1: skin and then chance of moderately fair. So I am
Speaker 1: a whitey white white bitch. Um uh, sixty chance I
Speaker 1: have stretch marks. I don't have stretch marks, So it
Speaker 1: got that wrong. I am a goddess. Toe length ratio um,
Speaker 1: chance that you have a longer big toe, um, and
Speaker 1: the chance that my long I have a longer big
Speaker 1: toete percent chance that I have a longer second toe.
Speaker 1: My second toe is longer. I beat the odds. It
Speaker 1: predicts you're brow if you have a uni brow, fifty
Speaker 1: percent chance I do not have a Uni brow. I
Speaker 1: do not. There's a forty two ship I like the phra.
Speaker 1: Chance you have a little bit of a uni brow,
Speaker 1: which is being delicate. You have a little bit of one,
Speaker 1: A little bit of one that comes a lot a
Speaker 1: widow's peak. Do you have a widow's peak? Chance I
Speaker 1: don't have one. I feel like like, well, you got
Speaker 1: deep tracks too that are accentuating that. I can't tell
Speaker 1: if that was actually your hairline before or if you
Speaker 1: ever seated on the sides creating one. I have a
Speaker 1: hair which my wife wish she was a widow having
Speaker 1: fun things where it talks about taste and smell. It
Speaker 1: smells like if you It says I'm likely to smell
Speaker 1: asparagus in p which isn't true. I can't smell it. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'm beating the odds there. I likely that I
Speaker 1: can taste bitter cilantro taste a version. I would love
Speaker 1: to see Noah's report for this, because she hates cilantro.
Speaker 1: She tastes soap, and I have a slightly higher odds
Speaker 1: of disliking cilantro. But I love cilantro. It is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite flavors. So that's um. I beat the
Speaker 1: odds for that. This is crazy ice cream flavor preference.
Speaker 1: I'm more likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla, and god
Speaker 1: damn are they right. I don't understand people who would
Speaker 1: ever prefer vanilla over chocolate. I know vanilla is a
Speaker 1: taste and that it isn't the lack of like some
Speaker 1: people associate vanilla with like plain. No, vanilla is a
Speaker 1: specific taste. What would you like? What do you like more.
Speaker 1: It tells me that I'm more likely to like chocolate,
Speaker 1: but I am, Um, I would say I lean more
Speaker 1: to vanilla. Sorry, I'm not gonna if you want to do.
Speaker 1: But you get no topping. No, you get no topping.
Speaker 1: You just get a bowl of ice cream. You were
Speaker 1: gonna go vanilla over chocolatella because I like a vanilla
Speaker 1: shake over a chocolate chake. Whoa, I am blown away? Okay,
Speaker 1: sweet versus salty? What did it say for you? It's
Speaker 1: right under ice cream. For me, it says I likely
Speaker 1: prefer sweet, and they are correct sir. Um. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: salty for me. That's why I guess you know town
Speaker 1: do they say? They say, Nikki, the combination of your
Speaker 1: genetics and other factors make you likely to prefer sweet sex.
Speaker 1: So they take everyone's results and then they put them
Speaker 1: against each other, and then based on surveys they do,
Speaker 1: they can determine, um, what you like. And so they
Speaker 1: nailed it for me, and then I really loved this
Speaker 1: than they do. There's a whole section called weird and Wonderful,
Speaker 1: and there's aleven different traits. Um. There is a thing. Um.
Speaker 1: First of all, I just want to say that it
Speaker 1: is it says I'm less likely than average to have
Speaker 1: a bunyon and boy is that off. Fear of heights.
Speaker 1: I'm more likely than average to be afraid of heights.
Speaker 1: That is true. I am less likely to have a
Speaker 1: fear of public speaking. That is not true. I had
Speaker 1: a huge fear of it. I had to conquer it.
Speaker 1: Flat feet, I am less likely to have flat feet.
Speaker 1: I do not have flat feet. Um, that is correct.
Speaker 1: Less likely to have thick care Fuck you twenty three
Speaker 1: and me. You're right on that one. Ms aphonia. I
Speaker 1: am more likely to hate chowing sounds. That is true.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't I like some of them. The
Speaker 1: only ones I can't stand are my mom. She choose
Speaker 1: with her mouth clothes, but her jaw cracks in a
Speaker 1: way that discuss me. Mosquito bite frequency, well, this just
Speaker 1: came out last week that that your smell, and you're like,
Speaker 1: if you have this certain kind of chemical in your skin,
Speaker 1: mosquitoes are more likely to bite you. And I am
Speaker 1: likely to be bitten more often than others. I actually,
Speaker 1: as a kid got bitten a lot, and I don't anymore.
Speaker 1: I do think it's because of a vegan diet. That's
Speaker 1: when I felt the shift um motion sickness, I'm more
Speaker 1: likely to experience most sickness. I do not feel like
Speaker 1: that is true for me. Photo seek photic sneeze reflex.
Speaker 1: That means when you see a light, you might sneeze.
Speaker 1: I am likely to not have that. And a wake
Speaker 1: up time. What is your wake up time? It gives
Speaker 1: you or likely to wake up around uh years old?
Speaker 1: It's I everything works out Amy, what are you yeah?
Speaker 1: Which is so early I would love if they said
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But then the really interesting one which we're
Speaker 1: going to test out is ability to match musical pitch.
Speaker 1: I have about a chance of being able to match
Speaker 1: a musical pitch. I don't really understand exactly what this means.
Speaker 1: If you hear a music note, musical note, can you
Speaker 1: sing it back while matching pitch comes match? Oh, this
Speaker 1: is just being if you have good pitch or not.
Speaker 1: So Noah, give us notes and then um, we'll go
Speaker 1: back and forth and try to match them. And really
Speaker 1: the only way to determine if we're right is based
Speaker 1: on the other people who are hearing it in our listeners.
Speaker 1: So listeners will see what is your musical pitch likelihood?
Speaker 1: As well, I believe, so we'll see what happens. Let's
Speaker 1: see what it is. I have a feeling that you
Speaker 1: have a pretty good pitch based on I think I
Speaker 1: get here. Well, I don't think I can say it's
Speaker 1: like the same way. Yeah, so I don't know, babe. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's um, let's try it out. No, will you
Speaker 1: give us um some pitches? Okay, let me give you
Speaker 1: all right, this guy falls down in a well, his
Speaker 1: dog saves him, and I think it will be great.
Speaker 1: Let's buy twell up as out. Um. All right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you go first, so she'll give you a note and
Speaker 1: then you have to match it. Okayn, fail, I can't
Speaker 1: get that. H Let's do it again. Okay, now do
Speaker 1: it to a different note. I'll just bring out my guitar.
Speaker 1: Hold up, you should get out your guitar. Okay. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's perfectly Tookay, Andrew, match this wrong? Wrong,
Speaker 1: because I can. I think I have a good fitch
Speaker 1: perfect m a little higher, but it's on the same
Speaker 1: What do you do an open like g string or something? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Andrew, You're off best. Sisily right to us
Speaker 1: and tell us what because I really can't tell, but
Speaker 1: I think I'm right, but I always do. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm right. Okay, final thought, Um, a couple more.
Speaker 1: This is fun. Give me you got that one right?
Speaker 1: That was good? That was good. The higher ones are tough. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's try to make one again. The lober one
Speaker 1: you before you sucked up? Okay, well more time, got it,
Speaker 1: got it? Got it's good. Job keep trying, no job. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about what. I really loved learning all
Speaker 1: this weird stuff and just like seeing like if if
Speaker 1: my you know, it doesn't tell you exactly what you are,
Speaker 1: but what it does is like it makes you look
Speaker 1: at the things that you do have and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: did I beat the odds or was I predictable? And
Speaker 1: what I came out? And it doesn't it makes you
Speaker 1: feel seen. I feel like I was so seen, and
Speaker 1: I think you were too. When I looked at your
Speaker 1: results that I can't flush alcohol and it says you
Speaker 1: can't either, and it explains why our hangovers were so
Speaker 1: bad and why we probably quit drinking because we were
Speaker 1: really yeah yeah, when neither one of us flush was
Speaker 1: like when your face gets really red Oh no, I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 1: you flush it out of your system? Oh really, well,
Speaker 1: which one is it? Because I did see that. I
Speaker 1: don't know where's that. I want to find that damn
Speaker 1: it you know what means? I feel like that's what
Speaker 1: it was. But maybe I'm wrong here. Let me see
Speaker 1: unlikely to flush. I'm looking at this mine based when
Speaker 1: your genet, you were unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol.
Speaker 1: People with your genets can typically process alcohol normally. As
Speaker 1: a result, they don't tend to flush bright red in
Speaker 1: the face or experience. See this is another Asian thing.
Speaker 1: Asian people with Asian heritage often get really red when
Speaker 1: they drink. I like how you're like, we don't flush
Speaker 1: it out of our systems. I was like, I wonder
Speaker 1: if this would predictive. I'm likely to flush the toilet
Speaker 1: because I forget to flush the toilet all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like a damn in there. No living was if
Speaker 1: I pee, like I don't flush? What if I'm living
Speaker 1: by myself, I don't care to pee on top of
Speaker 1: my pa, my pa unless it's like bright yellow. I
Speaker 1: don't think it smells bad. But also I don't smell
Speaker 1: asparagus p even though twenty three me things that I
Speaker 1: would um. I I never I always forget to flush
Speaker 1: the toilet. I often also miss the toilet paper going
Speaker 1: into the toilet, Like I I backhanded behind me and
Speaker 1: it doesn't hit it in the bowl. And sometimes the
Speaker 1: toilets just on the ground. Yeah, I would say the time,
Speaker 1: I don't mean it has That's our show for today.
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. Thank you to ty three and
Speaker 1: me for looking us up with all these fun, fascinating
Speaker 1: traces about ourselves. If I if there's poop on it,
Speaker 1: I will definitely get it in because I'm like cognizant.
Speaker 1: But if it's p and it's just like, I just
Speaker 1: kind of like toss it. And a lot of times
Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. When I used to live with
Speaker 1: Kirsten and our house on Tennessee Street, College, she had
Speaker 1: like a meeting. She's like, who is not putting the
Speaker 1: toilet over? And I was just like, I never admitted it,
Speaker 1: but it was me, Kerson. If you're listening, it was me.
Speaker 1: It was me the whole time. Alright, guys, it's me. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm the culprit. It's p Thank you for listening. Don't
Speaker 1: be Jack the Lantern for lesson Perfect, I'm not that great.