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Speaker 1: On the twenty. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Kelly? Yes,

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Speaker 1: ss Kelly, this is Seth McElroy. I'm just calling to

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Speaker 1: let you know that your boyfriend Tyson is breaking up

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Speaker 1: with you. Excuse me, your boyfriend Tyson no longer wants

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Speaker 1: to be in a relationship with you. You've just been

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Speaker 1: broken up with by break a date. I'm I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't what are you saying? I'm calling from break

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Speaker 1: a date? Have you heard of us before? I know,

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Speaker 1: what's that? Okay, well, it's been all of other news

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Speaker 1: and everything else. We are a new service where you

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Speaker 1: pay us twenty nine ninety five and we will break

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Speaker 1: up with your significant other for you. You're being broken

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Speaker 1: up with by break add This is too ridiculous, ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: Like I can't even believe that this would be happening. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I gave you some particulars, like the fact

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Speaker 1: that Tyson said he never liked your family, including your

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Speaker 1: mother Arlene. He thought you were holding him back in

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Speaker 1: his career. And also he said the sex was bad. No,

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Speaker 1: shut up. He did not pay that to you, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to bring this up, but

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Speaker 1: he did mention to me that being with you in

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Speaker 1: bed is about as exciting as sitting courtside at a

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Speaker 1: w NBA game. Don a paraphrise in there. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if he exactly said it like that, but that's

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Speaker 1: what I heard. Tool. I can't and like whatever you

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Speaker 1: type to your brows or whatever, But how dare he

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Speaker 1: says something like that to a complete stranger? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you don't know him and you don't

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Speaker 1: know me. And let me tell you, if you knew

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Speaker 1: who I was and what I look like, you would

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Speaker 1: realize that TI is a bitch. Oh my god, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I have no vested interest in either a party here.

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Speaker 1: All I'm doing is re laying a message that Tyson

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Speaker 1: wants to break up with you. V our service breakadad Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you don't like. I can't believe that Tyson doesn't

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Speaker 1: even have to tell me this in person, Like what

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Speaker 1: kind of who uses the phone service to break up

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Speaker 1: with someone that you've been dating for this one? You know,

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Speaker 1: for nineteen ninety five, ma'am. I can give Tyson a

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Speaker 1: response from you if you'd like, Oh are you? You

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Speaker 1: don't like? You will not get any money for me,

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Speaker 1: if anything, I'm gonna see a copplight to myself, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him because, you know what, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a little bit like he is. As we talk to

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Speaker 1: people to their piece, you're even on the phone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not for some the answering service. UM, let me stop

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Speaker 1: you right there. It's not an answering service. We're called

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Speaker 1: break a date. Oh I'm sorry through the break a

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Speaker 1: date service. Yes, I can tell that you're having some

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Speaker 1: trouble processing this. Really you think so well? You know what,

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe right now. I can't possess the fact

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Speaker 1: that a guy that I spent a year and a

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Speaker 1: half in a good relationship with, who I think I

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Speaker 1: who I love, is breaking up with me over the phone.

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Speaker 1: All right, ma'am, I do have to let you know

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Speaker 1: one more thing before I let you off the phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh really? What? Tyson also wanted me to add that

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Speaker 1: he your sister shut up. And this is also Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: Tyson wanted to play a joke on you. Tyson told

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Speaker 1: you to do this. Yes, oh my god, Tyson did

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Speaker 1: want me to give you a real message though. Really

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Speaker 1: what he said he loves you and couldn't picture himself

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Speaker 1: with anyone but you. I'm assuming you wanted us to

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Speaker 1: say that because he probably did your sister and just

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Speaker 1: kind of covering his ass, you know. God wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties five