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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with.

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Speaker 3: It, but now they're about.

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Speaker 1: To get busted. The film industry has the Oscars, the

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Speaker 1: music industry has the Grammys. Yes, but our show has

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Speaker 1: the Cheaties, the award for the dumbest ways people caught

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Speaker 1: their exes cheating on them. And we have several listeners

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Speaker 1: ready to tell us about their moronic, unfaithful exes, hoping

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Speaker 1: to take home a Cheaty Award today, Starting with Taylor,

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Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 2: This was probably the most shocking thing that ever happened

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Speaker 2: to me. Dude, I love your tone coming into this.

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Speaker 4: Let's get them what happened.

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Speaker 2: So it was a few years back. I noticed this

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Speaker 2: car in my neighborhood that said then Moo the bride

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Speaker 2: on the back.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: It had a QR code that you could scan for

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Speaker 2: the beast Blaurette party, and I thought, since it's my neighbor,

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Speaker 2: why not send her twenty buckshow drink? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I try to avoid all my neighbors, so good for you.

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Speaker 2: We aren't super close friends or anything, but I just

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Speaker 2: wanted to be that friendly neighbor. Okay, anyway, I go

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Speaker 2: to donate and the QR code leaves me to a

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Speaker 2: pit of the bride with her fiance. Yeah, who is

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Speaker 2: my boyfriend? Oh god, he can't even keep it out

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Speaker 2: of the same neighborhood. No, turns out he met her

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Speaker 2: while jogging around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, so you were the first woman and she

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Speaker 4: was a second.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: She invited him to come over for a drink and

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Speaker 2: the rest is history.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, unless he felt so awkward hitting submit

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Speaker 1: on that twenty dollars donation.

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Speaker 3: Wedding didn't happen, did it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it happened, but we obviously broke up and

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Speaker 2: they're still married.

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Speaker 1: Oh forgiving, Well.

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Speaker 4: That is I can't.

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Speaker 1: It's not sweet, but it is something.

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Speaker 2: I would have wanted my money back if I had

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Speaker 2: ben mooed her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wonder I haven't found it.

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Speaker 3: Keep gone.

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk to Max. Tell us how you

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Speaker 1: busted your significant other.

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Speaker 3: So my girlfriend always had like these amazing fun snacks

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Speaker 3: at her house, right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds awesome.

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Speaker 3: Then so I loved it, Like she had gushers and

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Speaker 3: string cheese and you know, like Mike Sight Muffins kids.

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Speaker 2: Right now, that sounds like my best friend. This is

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Speaker 2: what she has survived on.

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Speaker 4: A little in her entire life.

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Speaker 1: When you're just an adult, you can afford.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: So one day I'm over at her house and I'm

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Speaker 3: looking in the pantry because I got the snack he's

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Speaker 3: going on here, and I come across a lunch box

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Speaker 3: and it said Ella is not my ex's name. I

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Speaker 3: pull it out and I'm like, who's Ella? Do you

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Speaker 3: have a daughter? And she comes clean and she's like, well, no,

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Speaker 3: she doesn't have a kid, but her other boyfriend does.

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Speaker 3: And apparently these great snacks I've been eating are the

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Speaker 3: daughter's lunches.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh gosh, so there was a hidden child. That

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Speaker 1: stuff isn't very healthy for a kid to eat. So

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Speaker 1: you're doing that child to favorite. She needs some apple slices. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we got time for one more. Here, let's go to Carol.

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Speaker 1: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So I was sating this like really good looking

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Speaker 4: guy for a few months and we became exclusive, of course,

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Speaker 4: so I.

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Speaker 1: Thought, oh, how it starts?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and we would always hang out at my place.

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Speaker 4: But then he started telling me that he was in

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Speaker 4: like a fantasy league, and sometimes he cancel plans with

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Speaker 4: me and say like, oh, sorry, I have a big

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Speaker 4: night on my fantasy team. Yeah, which, you know whatever,

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Speaker 4: that's normal guy stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's usually like a playoff where things are more

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Speaker 1: important or the first time it.

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Speaker 2: Was all virtual. Why would you have to do anything

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Speaker 2: in person when you don't.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like if you're in a league. A lot

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Speaker 1: of times guys will all get together to watch the

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Speaker 1: game to be like, okay, our teams are going against

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Speaker 1: each other, like, oh it's coming out of this game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah win, let's watch it together.

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Speaker 1: Not that I side with this cheating.

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Speaker 2: Ahole, but.

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Speaker 3: You're good.

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Speaker 1: Excuse dude, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Going to use that.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, So he would cancel plans on you, you said, Carol.

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Speaker 4: Joh And I didn't think it was much of a

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Speaker 4: red flag. But then one day I needed something from

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Speaker 4: his place, and I figured he would just like be

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Speaker 4: there watching the game for his league.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well nope, I walked in on him half naked

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Speaker 4: on the couch with another woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's just how you watch fantasy sports. Was it

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Speaker 1: a football or was it a cheating league.

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Speaker 4: He's doing good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the league I think was just him and thataked woman.

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Speaker 1: Getting clarity on that. Carrol.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, that was the worst part because I confronted him,

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Speaker 4: you know, and he was just like, oh, it's he

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Speaker 4: said it was my fault. How Yeah. I was like,

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Speaker 4: what are you talking about? How is it my fault? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he said it was my fault for assuming that he

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Speaker 4: was talking about fantasy sports league.

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Speaker 2: Oh, definitely their fault, Like it was like a fantasy league.

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Speaker 1: Fantasy league was he running?

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Speaker 4: He said he was doing like a fantasy date league

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Speaker 4: and he had a whole roster of women and he

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Speaker 4: was doing blonds versus brunette.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, there's still like a draft.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Does he have like a sign up sheet somewhere because

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Speaker 1: that sounds kind of fun.

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Speaker 2: Why is Alexis rooting for the blog? Yeah, I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: that happened.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like, Carol, you won by getting out of

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Speaker 1: that relationship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Agree, Okay, be good and.

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Speaker 1: Hit up our textport at seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 1: If you have a funny story about how you caught

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Speaker 1: one of your dumb ex'es cheating, and you could be

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Speaker 1: on the next edition of busted phone taps coming out

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Speaker 1: right after

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Speaker 2: This Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,