WEBVTT - “I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS” 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:06.800 Hi, what's your name? What's up, Neve? How's it gone good? 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:07.440 How are you doing? 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.360 I'm hanging in there. I'm lizarding. I'm lizarding it up. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.480 How can I get you today? Nive? 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.720 I totally did not expect you to answer. What he 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:26.480 I have pet snails, pet giant African land snails, and 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.880 where I live they're illegal, and so I keep them 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:35.640 a secret a lot, and I usually keep track of 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:41.240 the amount of eggs that they have. But I guess 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.240 I missed a couple of days and they usually lay 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:48.400 hundreds at a time and they all hatched, and the 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.560 other day I found hundreds crawling around and I don't 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.880 know how to kill them. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.400 Wow, So why are these snails illegal? 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:02.280 I live in Canada, and it's like if they're native 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:07.840 to Africa, and if they get out, they can you know, 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.640 ruin the ecosystem in the area. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:16.000 Mm hmm. What how did you get them? 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:20.400 Some girl who like lives in a random town outside 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.880 of my city at them. I don't know how she 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.839 had them. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:32.640 Mm hmm. You know, I so like you know this, uh, 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.760 like they'll be like a bunch of like crickets or 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:38.920 I'm just using a random example. But like there they'll 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.400 be like crickets and they're like an invasive species, right, 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.080 and so they'll be signs where it's like, if you 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.559 see one of these crickets, kill them because they're invading there, 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.760 you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I always thought 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:54.920 I always thought that was fucked up because it's like, 0:01:56.000 --> 0:02:00.720 why hold on, wait a minute, So but these crickets, 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:04.320 these crickets are not morally I mean, you know, we 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:05.960 could make an argument about whether or not you know, 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:09.560 like people who've done wrong deserve to die, right, but 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.680 you know, do do do insects that have done wrong 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.239 deserve to die? I think pretty obviously no, because that 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:21.600 like no insect ever invaded you know. The insects are 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.520 not like you know, Hitler doing World War two. They're 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.760 they're not like planning this out. They're just running around. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.160 They just found themselves there. So why are we supposed to, 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:34.960 you know, kill them. I feel like that's fucked up. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.040 You know, like look, why like why not let them 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:43.040 if any I mean, look, humans, we're the most invasive 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:49.280 species to ever exist. We should all kill ourselves if uh, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.440 you know, if if we're trying to get rid of 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:56.840 invasive theses headline therapy Gecko says we should all kill ourselves. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:07.400 But anyway, so, how many snails are we working with here? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.200 Probably like two or three hundred? 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:16.600 You have? You are currently in possession of three hundred snails. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.480 Yeah, where do you. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.120 Put three hundred snails? 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.760 Right now? They're chiny, which is good, but that's why 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.440 I don't know what to do. I'm currently they laid 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:35.240 more eggs this morning, and I'm currently getting them out 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:35.720 of the tank. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.720 You have three hundred illegal snails? 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.440 Yeah? 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.360 Are they all? How big is this tank that you're 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.200 keeping them all in? 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.280 Well? The big tank is like a big fish tank 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:55.360 that my my, I have two snails that are like 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.680 fully grown. They're the ones that have these and then 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.960 the babies. I'm just putting them in like containers. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:11.920 So the government wants you to kill your snails. Uh yeah, 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.600 oh okay, So you're torn because you don't want to 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.520 kill the snails, but also you don't want to release 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.719 them because then they'll start invading stuff. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.279 Yeah, they'll probably die if I release them anyways too. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.320 Oh so they're destined to dine a matter of what, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:30.559 or you could keep them in foster them. Yeah, why 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.200 let's go back to the beginning. Why did you purchase 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:34.880 illegal snails? 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:40.359 Because I really like snails and these ones get really big. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.159 So if you really like snails, why is it so 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.040 bad to have three hundred of them? 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.880 I don't know where to put three hundred snails. I 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.880 can't feed three hundred snails. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.839 Could you send them back to Africa? 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.000 That'll probably get me a just did Why would that? 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.480 Wait? Why would that get you arrested? 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.480 Because I don't think you can be sending snails. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:07.960 Over the borders. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.280 But how do they get there? 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:16.640 I don't know? All right, so I want to find 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.680 the people who brought them here in the first place. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.560 All right, So you have three hundred baby snails. So 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.400 the only option, I guess would be to kill all 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.280 three hundred of them, or not the only option. I'm 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.560 sure we can find a way out of this. But 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:33.719 you're considering killing three hundred baby snails because you can't 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.520 hold on to them. You can't let them out into 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.599 the wild, and you can't send them back to their home. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.520 Yeah. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.560 Wait, this is kind of like that movie. This is 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.200 kind of like that movie three hundred right, I don't 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.240 know that movie. Okay, I haven't seen. It's probably not 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:56.279 like that at all. But what were you thinking to do? 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:57.320 What are you leaning towards? 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:00.800 I think I just have to kill them. I don't know. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.880 I kind of knew this was going to happen, but 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.599 I was I didn't think they were all going to hatch. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.200 I thought I would just be able to maybe kill 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.640 the like the eggs when they were still eggs. But 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.560 then I lost track and they all hatched. And now 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:17.760 there's so many tiny baby snail faces looking at me, 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.920 and it's hard to kill them. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.640 Why did you buy them in the first place? If 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:23.880 you knew you were gonna have to kill them? 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.839 Well, I thought I would just like get, you know, 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:29.640 find them when they were eggs, and then be able 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.919 to kill the eggs. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.760 Oh so you were going to buy them and then 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:36.920 kill their babies. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:40.559 That's usually how it's done. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:49.120 That's kind of fucked up, you know, But otherwise. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.520 I mean someone else was going to do it, so 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:58.720 I might. I was, you know, they're already here, like 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:02.320 the snails are already You're like just there. When they 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:06.200 have babies. They're gonna die anyways, whether they're in the wilder. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.640 I mean, you could say that about every organism. Every 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:15.520 organism is gonna die anyway. Yeah, what could you eat them? 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:16.760 They do that in France. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:18.080 Mmm. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.840 Yeah, I guess like you could eat eat them they're 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:26.320 they're I don't think I feel like that would be 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.280 more cruel to eat my pets babies. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.160 Why would that be more cool? I feel like it's 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.840 less cruel because, like if you just kill them, just 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.440 to kill them, like we kill things and eat them 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.920 all the time, this would be pretty normal. You're just 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.000 kill It's like you eat a chicken sandwich, except you're 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:44.600 eating the snail. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.640 Yeah, this might Every time I tell people this, it 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.280 sounds really bad. But I thought, like, you know, I 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:57.600 would like I would kill the eggs, you know, crush them, 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.360 and then I could I could seat them back to 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.160 my snails. It's a lot of nutrients, it's good protein, 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:03.520 and they. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:04.600 Will fucked up. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.760 That's what so many people do. That's what they tell 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.120 me to do online. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:17.880 People online tell you kill your snails babies and then 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.320 feed your snails dead babies to the snails. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.320 They don't know, they don't know it's they just it's 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.239 yummy to them. It's like a protein shake. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:33.440 Wait, these snails enjoy eating their own dead babies. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.280 I mean, yeah, they don't know. It's just like it's 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.320 just a snack to them. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.200 In that case, I think these snails are sickos and 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:49.880 you should kill them. Okay, and then when you're killing them, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.760 you don't have to feel bad because you can be like, well, 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.439 these guys were about to eat their own dead babies, 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.319 and that's fucked up. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:03.079 Yeah, okay, why did you do that? 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:06.960 Why did you do any of this? Do you have 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.240 any other hobbies? What do you do with your life? 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:09.960 Who are you? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:16.840 I don't do anything. I just I have snails. I 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.520 really love snails. They used to collect snails all the time, 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.840 and then I found out you could there are giant 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.040 snails you can get and I wanted to get giants snails. 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:31.560 These are the giant snails. Yeah, how big are Can 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:32.920 you send me a picture of these snails? 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:33.000 Like? 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:34.280 Can you text it to the phone line? 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:35.360 Sure? 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.480 Where in Africa are they from? 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:37.560 Like? 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.640 What what are they called? 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.640 They're called giant African. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:46.360 Land snails, Giant African land snails. Okay, I'm gonna let 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:56.560 me google giant African land snails, Giant African snail. Oh wait, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:57.320 these are huge? 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:57.719 Y know? 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:01.959 These are huge snails. Yeah, okay, so for those who 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.000 are listening on the audio, there's a picture that I have. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.760 I'm looking at of a snail that fits on a 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:15.120 person's hand. These are giant snails. And right, how long 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.400 until they become this big? 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.920 Like? A year? Year or two? 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:26.319 All right? So you have a year until these snails 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.200 become this spend you have three hundred of these? 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:37.800 Yeah, Jesus man, Yeah, I'll send you. I don't know 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.640 if it went through. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.120 Oh you sent a foot a right. Let me look 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:48.160 at this picture one second. Okay, I I did not 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.480 get your snail picture, but that's okay. I'm looking at 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.679 I get a reference of my own on uh on 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:59.120 on Google. Yeah, dude, maybe, I mean ship does anyone? 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.960 You can't say tell them right, because then you're you're 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.760 trafficking snails. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.160 Yeah, I don't know. I could maybe find the girl 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:13.880 that gave them to me and see if she wants them. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.160 How did you get in touch with this girl that 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.559 gave you the snakes, I mean the snails? 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:22.840 Do you know the website Kajiji? 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:28.360 Not at all. I'm not familiar with any snail marketplace website. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.080 No, no, no, I think it's like a Canadian thing. It's 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:36.800 like eBay kind of okay, it's like just a place 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:41.240 where people post on like things online they're selling. And 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:47.920 she was just pad a listing for these snails on them. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.960 How long did you buy them from her? 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:56.640 Bought them April twenty two. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.760 Oh, you've had these fucking snails for two years? 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:01.839 Yeah? 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.959 Wait? So how so they're already that big? 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.280 Yeah? 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.800 So you have three hundred of those giant snails? 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:16.240 No, no, no, they they only I bought sorry, I 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:21.079 bought two baby ones from her two years ago. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:25.199 Oh okay, okay, so right now you have wait, okay, 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:29.440 all right, so you have two giant snails, but they 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.719 just had three hundred babies. Yeah, okay, all right, so 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.480 you bought a guy and a guy and a girl. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:42.640 Well they're hermaphrodites, so they I don want a gender. Really, 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:45.960 they can produce asexually or sexually. 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:52.880 Nice. Yeah, Jesus man. Yeah, you're gonna have to kill 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.920 those babies. Yeah, Chat, do you have any I'm gonna 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:00.960 ask the chat if they have any questions for you. Chat. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:07.480 I'm in Canada, and I questions of suggestions destroying life. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.680 I mean, look, you're gonna have to deal with the 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:15.280 Lord at the Gates of Saint Peter. But someone said, oh, 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.560 this is actually a good idea. Are there any universities 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.160 or groups that can take them? 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.199 Maybe? But I like it in trouble if they know 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:30.000 I have these here, there's. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.560 No like snail you know how Okay? So like, oh wait, okay, 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.079 how about this? Okay? So sometimes I go to when 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.480 I go to the so sometimes when I go to 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:43.560 the airport, there's like a marijuana amnesty box where it's like, 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:46.199 all right, look, we know that you you know you 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.840 got weed on you, but if you just put it 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.200 in this box, you're cool. Right. Is there like a 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.360 is there like a snail amnesty box? 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:54.360 Hm? 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.800 Hmm Maybe I don't know. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:06.240 Google Google Google snail amnesty box. Yeah, okay, all right, 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:11.960 let's see what the chat has to say. Uh oh, 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.679 so and asked if you can make them into a soup? 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.760 Yeah, that's yeah, you could. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.600 Which someone asked would you get arrested if you were 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.240 called for this? Like, do you are you familiar with 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.120 the what are the actual consequences? Could you get arrested? 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.520 I'd probably just get like a fine since I only 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.440 have them. Maybe if I was Yeah, it's probably just 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:33.960 a fine. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.040 How much is the fine? 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:37.720 Oh gosh, I don't know. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.120 How much are three hundred baby snails lives worth to you? 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.160 I feel like if I let them out into the wild, 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.080 I would get a really big fine or something. You know. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.120 But or if I was telling them to people, I 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.320 get in a lot of troubles. Book. I don't know. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.920 I didn't control how many they had. That's their fault. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.280 Someone says you could put them in a box and 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.320 take them to an orphanage. That's something. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:10.840 I could. I feel like the orphanage might get scared 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:11.400 and not know. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:11.840 What it is. 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:14.680 People. A bunch of people in the chat are saying 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:18.360 do not release them, But I think, why not? What 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.120 do you? Here's what? Okay, let me what's gonna happen 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:22.480 if you release them? What are they gonna do? 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.880 Uh? Well, I live in Canada, so it's really cold 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.560 right now, so they would just die immediately? In English? 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:35.720 Oh all right, yeah, so they were going to die anyway. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.160 Yeah. 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.720 I don't know why you bought these snails? 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.800 Man, They make me so happy? 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:45.920 Are they making you happy right now? 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:50.000 Oh? 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.600 I'm a bit frustrated with them? 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.880 What what's wrong? Well? I guess what's what's so wrong? 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.560 Like couldn't you can't? Can't you buy like normal snails? 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.160 Like what what was so bad about? Why were the 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.240 vibe A regular snails not enough for you? So you 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:03.240 had to buy these snails? 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.520 These oms are so big? Isn't that cool? 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:11.960 What's your name again? 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:13.760 Neeve? 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.440 Well, Nieve? What are you gonna do before we go? 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:28.080 I'm gonna I'm gonna reflect on my actions. I'm going 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:36.840 to be more a careful and make sure the eggs 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.840 don't hatch. That's what I'm going to do. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.080 Is there anything else you want to say to the 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.360 people of the computer before we go? 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.120 No? I mean I've been watching you for so long, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.880 literally like the beginning of COVID, So it's very cool 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:53.480 to talk to you. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.520 It's cool to talk to you too. I would hope 0:16:56.560 --> 0:17:02.560 that if you kept me in a you know, terrarium, 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.320 and you found out that I was illegal, that you 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.120 would kill me and end my suffering. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:11.720 Okay, that's good to know. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:13.720 Thank you for calling, Neve. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:16.960 Thank you good. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:25.080 Why imagine having three hundred illegal little lizards? I feel 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:26.520 like if it was lizards I would have been I 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:30.360 would have gone harder on her just because like that's 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:37.200 personal for me. But uh yeah, you know, uh eat 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:38.320 those snails I went. 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:38.880 I went. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:42.040 I ate snails once. I was in Paris many years 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.920 ago and I ate some snails and they're pretty good. 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:49.439 So maybe maybe just eat the snails. Hey, folks, this 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.320 is Lyle. I am very excited to announce that I 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.960 am going back on tour in twenty twenty four to 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:59.640 do Therapy Gecko Live all across the country. If you've 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:01.760 never been to one of my live shows before, they 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:06.840 are extremely fun, unpredictable, wild evenings that involve a mix 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:11.000 of group Gecko therapy sessions as well as some material 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:15.119 and presentations from myself. And if you've been to the 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.560 show before, I have new presentations and will of course 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.359 be interviewing new people. If you're a fan of the podcast, 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:24.639 you're gonna have a great time at the live show. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:26.960 So I hope to see you guys there. Go to 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.600 Therapy geckotour dot com or check the link in the 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.840 episode description for a full list of cities where tickets 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.520 are available. Also, if you don't see your city on 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.399 the list of cities, please still click the link and 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:42.600 RSVP with your phone number. So I can contact you 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.560 when tickets go on sale for your city, because I'm 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:55.879 going to announce a bunch more dates very soon. Gek Bluss, Hello, Hello, Hello. 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:57.360 What's your name, sir? 0:18:59.080 --> 0:18:59.959 My name is Delta. 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.760 Uh, Delta. When I go by like Delta nine, Like 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:06.040 what Delta nine, Delta A, what's the what's the what's 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:12.399 the exact DLTA nine? Yeah, well, Delta, how can I 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:13.600 get you today? What's going on? 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:15.320 Oh? Man? 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.080 Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I didn't think I would 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:24.840 actually get on. Let's see, I text to do saying 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:28.320 that I'm addicted to doing crime and I think it's 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:34.680 because of my childhood trauma. So I'm a graffiti writer. 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:38.119 I actually am friends with uh that dude Smiley that 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:39.879 you talked to that fell off the billboard. 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:43.320 Yeah, I actually know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:45.800 I was gonna. I was actually thinking about this because 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:48.359 we did a graffiti call a few months ago where 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.840 this guy like he he graffitied a fucking you know. 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:55.760 That guy totally deserved it because he he he was 0:19:55.760 --> 0:20:00.639 like graffitediing like an orphanage billboard or something, and he billboard. 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:02.400 I was there with him. 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:02.800 I was. 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:04.720 I was on top of the billboard and I watched 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:08.399 him fall. It wasn't it wasn't an orphanage billboard. It 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:12.200 was actually a blank billboard, like sometimes one day are 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.280 switching out ads and nobody has like bought the billboard. 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.280 It's just blank, it's black. So that's what we're gonna do. 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.840 So what I assume is graffiti the only crime that 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.560 you're addicted to committing. Is there any other crimes do 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:28.080 you want to admit? Sure? 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.440 I mean stealing kind of goes with graffiti. So I'm 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:37.800 gonna addicted to that. I'm addicted. I guess to like 0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:42.119 driving fast. I like drifting, but I do it relatively safe. 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:42.320 Now. 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:44.560 I'm not as reckless as I was when I was younger. 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.280 I go up to the mountains in the middle of 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.320 the night and drift up there with my friends. I'm 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:55.360 just addicted to like high risk, like adrenaline fueled activities. 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:58.080 And yeah, I don't know. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:20:59.879 And you feel like and you feel like this is 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:01.160 link to your childhood. 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:06.399 I think so because I was always in like a 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:09.359 fight or flight kind of mindset when I was younger, 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.119 and I think these activities are a way for me 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.080 to kind of feel that way, but in a controlled environment, 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.439 if that makes sense, In a somewhat controlled environment, in 0:21:18.480 --> 0:21:20.600 an environment that I put myself. 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:26.680 In, I'll say that, hmm. Okay, Uh, so you're you're 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:31.320 you're trying to summon your flight or fight or flight, uh, 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:33.600 in a situation that you have control over. 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:39.440 I guess so, yeah, I mean yeah, on the surface level, 0:21:39.520 --> 0:21:41.800 is just I enjoy doing these things and they're fun 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:43.720 to do. But yeah, when I like think deeper on 0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:47.680 it and talking to like my therapist, I think it's 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:50.240 linked to that. 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:57.919 M okay, to these like situations they create trouble for you. 0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:04.240 I mean, yeah, I have gotten arrested for graffiti a 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:11.080 few times. I've crashed multiple cars drifting and spent lots 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:13.920 of money on you know, cars and stuff. But at 0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:17.160 the end of the day, like, I don't regret any 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:20.520 of it. I still enjoy doing these things and I 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:24.000 think I'll continue to do them. But as I you know, 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:27.439 keep sucking up, I learned through my mistakes and learn 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:30.600 how to do these things in the smarter, safer way. 0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:33.560 So the things that you're doing these are like drifting 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:36.600 with cars and like motorcycles and shit like that. 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:40.239 No, I do really want to get a motorcycle, but 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:44.600 I know that I'm very reckless and I think I 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:46.680 would die if I got a motorcycle. 0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:49.600 Okay, I really you're drifting with cars? 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:51.760 Yeah, drifting in cars. 0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:57.359 So I've talked about this in the podcast before. I think, 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:00.640 but I am addicted to watching horrible and videos. 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:04.119 Yeah, I've gotten And. 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:10.200 There is a Twitter page called it's called I Fuck It, 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:14.240 this is my life. It's called faffo underscore TV. It's 0:23:14.440 --> 0:23:18.960 fuck Around and find Out TV, and it is a 0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:23.239 Twitter page dedicated to people pretty much exactly like you, 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:28.000 who kind of fuck around and find out people like 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:31.320