1
00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:10,320
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making fitness comfortable, maybe too comfortable,

2
00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:15,520
Speaker 1: with the new inflatable yoga air mattress for when your

3
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:20,440
Speaker 1: downward dog turns into downward nap.

4
00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,760
Speaker 2: Don't listen to the instructor, that's just a dream.

5
00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,120
Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

6
00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,400
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

7
00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,320
Speaker 1: we've got a laser. There's other bogey yogis, just don't

8
00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of our personal Panhandle

9
00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,280
Speaker 1: favorite Florida. A forty eight year old woman named Crystal

10
00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,480
Speaker 1: Watts heard a rumor that her fifty two year old

11
00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,440
Speaker 1: boyfriend was being unfaithful.

12
00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,520
Speaker 2: Crystal, she went, she just heard the room.

13
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,559
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, I.

14
00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,720
Speaker 2: Mean it's probably true.

15
00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,160
Speaker 3: The smoke, there's fire, jeff.

16
00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,240
Speaker 2: So yeah.

17
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,640
Speaker 1: So she went and confronted him at his workplace and

18
00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,400
Speaker 1: in her hand was a canister.

19
00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,640
Speaker 2: Was it pepper spray or mace?

20
00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,440
Speaker 1: No, Crystal went with something a little sillier, silly.

21
00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:15,080
Speaker 3: String, Actually silly, that's actually maybe it was like if

22
00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,720
Speaker 3: he wasn't cheating, she was going to celebrate.

23
00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,520
Speaker 1: She walked in and began spraying her man while he

24
00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,920
Speaker 1: was seated at his desk and emptied the entire can

25
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,240
Speaker 1: so the string covered his head and most of his shoulders. Now,

26
00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,800
Speaker 1: if that wasn't enough, Crystal threw the canister at the

27
00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,479
Speaker 1: man's head.

28
00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:34,760
Speaker 3: Now we're talking.

29
00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, It hit him square on the forehead and caused

30
00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,440
Speaker 1: a small gash. So she was charged with battery and

31
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,800
Speaker 1: spent a night in jail before being freed on a

32
00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bond.

33
00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,320
Speaker 3: Can we ever find out if his cheat.

34
00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,560
Speaker 1: At The police did not list a motive, so it's

35
00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,680
Speaker 1: unclear exactly why she did it. Her boyfriend was not arrested,

36
00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,280
Speaker 1: and there was no indication that he did anything to

37
00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:03,000
Speaker 1: her first. It's also unclear exactly what their relationship is.

38
00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,800
Speaker 1: That said, her phone number is linked to an escort service,

39
00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,839
Speaker 1: and apparently a recent post on her Facebook says she's

40
00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:13,800
Speaker 1: quote back in the saddle and ready to ride.

41
00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,519
Speaker 3: I guess back to work.

42
00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,720
Speaker 1: So if any gentleman in Florida, no Crystal, look.

43
00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,640
Speaker 3: Out, he's going to her office space anytime soon.

44
00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,359
Speaker 1: Just don't piss her off and you'll be fine. This

45
00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:33,120
Speaker 1: next Lazer story is out of Iowa. The town of

46
00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,359
Speaker 1: Jessup has a population of twenty five hundred people, and

47
00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,840
Speaker 1: the sheriff just made a big announcement that everyone's talking about.

48
00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,000
Speaker 1: He said, the town has officially banned tepeeing. What.

49
00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,640
Speaker 3: Yes, it feels like the movie Footloose or something.

50
00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:49,959
Speaker 1: You know.

51
00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what they're sting. This is what the

52
00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,440
Speaker 3: crime they're worried about.

53
00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:57,920
Speaker 1: They've defined it as, quote, using toilet paper to decorate homes, trees,

54
00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,960
Speaker 1: or other structures.

55
00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I define it as teenagers having fun. Yeah you know.

56
00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

57
00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,840
Speaker 1: They say there's now a zero tolerance policy on it,

58
00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,400
Speaker 1: and perpetrators will be arrested and charged with things like trespassing,

59
00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:14,000
Speaker 1: criminal mischief, illegal dumping, and disorderly conduct.

60
00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,080
Speaker 3: They've got a lot of time on their hands.

61
00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to clean your house.

62
00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you know what's going on. Better

63
00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,400
Speaker 3: not have a water balloon fight either.

64
00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. As far as tpeing goes, those sentence will

65
00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,600
Speaker 1: be looking at fines and community service, although it's possible

66
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,240
Speaker 1: those penalties will be ramped up for repeat offenders.

67
00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so if you find a guy with toilet paper

68
00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,560
Speaker 3: in his car, you know he's a battye.

69
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,080
Speaker 2: Yes.

70
00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:42,480
Speaker 1: They did stop short though of mentioning prison time. Yeah,

71
00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,600
Speaker 1: We'll see how that goes. Anyway, Why is this happening,

72
00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,640
Speaker 1: they say, quote this may seem extreme to some, Yeah,

73
00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,760
Speaker 1: but this happens year after year after year and always

74
00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,920
Speaker 1: to the same persons.

75
00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,280
Speaker 2: That is harassment. We have to draw the line.

76
00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,880
Speaker 1: We cannot watch every resident for every minute in town,

77
00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,440
Speaker 1: every single night.

78
00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. He didn't get invited when he was in TV.

79
00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

80
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,360
Speaker 1: In unrelated news, the last donut shop recently closed down,

81
00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,200
Speaker 1: and jess Up and town folk are speculating that could

82
00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:23,400
Speaker 1: have made the police force extra wowshing out. Let's go

83
00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:27,599
Speaker 1: to your next laser story out of Autumnal Headquarters. Do

84
00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,880
Speaker 1: you love Halloween and scary movies?

85
00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's growing on me. Well.

86
00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,159
Speaker 1: A cable and internet comparison site called cable tv is

87
00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:40,360
Speaker 1: looking to pay someone to watch, rank and review horror film.

88
00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,640
Speaker 2: I could not do it every day.

89
00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,719
Speaker 3: All the time with you. I'm good with suspense, but

90
00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,040
Speaker 3: horror is just too graphic.

91
00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,159
Speaker 1: It should be like one per season, but not like

92
00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,720
Speaker 1: every night, like a lunatic. They're calling this position a

93
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:58,760
Speaker 1: thrill turn shipship like thriller combode with.

94
00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,440
Speaker 3: Inter You can't be cut the day horrorship so.

95
00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,039
Speaker 2: Hard, That's what they're calling it.

96
00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,640
Speaker 1: I know it's not the best name, but they do

97
00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,080
Speaker 1: describe the position for someone who is not faint of heart.

98
00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,800
Speaker 1: They say they're looking for real fans of fear, enthusiasts

99
00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:19,840
Speaker 1: of the eerie, and devotees to the dreadful people this well,

100
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,800
Speaker 1: the chosen thrill turn will earn a very scary six

101
00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:29,080
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty six dollars plus a fifty dollars Uber

102
00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,919
Speaker 1: Eats gift card which doesn't buy you much on Uber eats,

103
00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,320
Speaker 1: and a one year subscription to the horror film streaming

104
00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,920
Speaker 1: service scream Box.

105
00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,080
Speaker 3: Wait, that's the thing.

106
00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:44,200
Speaker 2: Wow year round a one year subscription.

107
00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay to watch the four movies they have.

108
00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:56,160
Speaker 1: You could pick from thirteen possible thirteen possible horror films

109
00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,400
Speaker 1: on their list. Some of the ones you might recognize

110
00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,320
Speaker 1: a Nightmare on Elm Street, Exorcist, The Shining, and The

111
00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:07,480
Speaker 1: Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So applications are open from now till

112
00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,320
Speaker 1: October seventh, and you must be at least eighteen years old.

113
00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,080
Speaker 2: Apply. If you did, our rosters are nuts.

114
00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,160
Speaker 1: We already have people texting in that I would do this.

115
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,760
Speaker 3: Watch a Shiny. You need to watch a Shiny?

116
00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,239
Speaker 2: Is it too scary.

117
00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,520
Speaker 3: No, no, it's God, They're not scary anymore.

118
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,159
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'll do it. Let's go to your next lazer. Sorry.

119
00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,320
Speaker 2: Out of life, present day.

120
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. One big difference between now and thirty years ago

121
00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,599
Speaker 1: is everyone has a phone on them pretty much all

122
00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,080
Speaker 1: the time.

123
00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the question is where is it.

124
00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,680
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of options, Jeff, your pocket, well,

125
00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,000
Speaker 3: but specifically which pocket.

126
00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,240
Speaker 2: In a new poll, fifty.

127
00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,839
Speaker 1: Seven percent of people say they carry their phone in their.

128
00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,800
Speaker 2: Right pants pocket.

129
00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,839
Speaker 3: I've been dying to know.

130
00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:03,760
Speaker 1: Nine percent keep it in their left pocket, twelve percent

131
00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,160
Speaker 1: carry it in a bag like a purse or amrse,

132
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,679
Speaker 1: seven percent keep it in their back pocket, and five

133
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,560
Speaker 1: percent claim they carry it in their underwear. Oh my dad,

134
00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,960
Speaker 1: he's got it on the side of his belt and

135
00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,280
Speaker 1: he's got the bluetooth ready.

136
00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:17,600
Speaker 2: At all time.

137
00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,760
Speaker 1: That's zero phone calls, but he's.

138
00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,000
Speaker 2: Always ready at school.

139
00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,200
Speaker 1: Especially women from the Pole carry it in other places

140
00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,040
Speaker 1: because they don't always have much of a choice, since

141
00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,120
Speaker 1: women's clothing doesn't usually get the same sized pockets that

142
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,080
Speaker 1: men's clothes do.

143
00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,680
Speaker 3: When there's pockets, yeah, it's true.

144
00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,520
Speaker 1: And they don't want to carry a purseon around inside

145
00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,200
Speaker 1: of the house or when they're going out to the club,

146
00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,200
Speaker 1: so they're either going to slip it in their waistband

147
00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,400
Speaker 1: or into their bra.

148
00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,760
Speaker 3: Dude, it is way too big to fit in your

149
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,040
Speaker 3: bra like that is so uncomfortable. It's just really obvious.

150
00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,680
Speaker 3: You got to go up and down like vertical. You

151
00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,560
Speaker 3: can't go horizontal it.

152
00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:48,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

153
00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,720
Speaker 3: Then when you pull it out, you got your camera

154
00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:56,400
Speaker 3: all smudge. Yeah, try to take a picture. It's hazy.

155
00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,720
Speaker 1: Moisture is happening underneath the Brooks clothes.

156
00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,679
Speaker 2: I would tell you.

157
00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,440
Speaker 3: Carry around a couple of these bad boys all day

158
00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,200
Speaker 3: long as tell me you're not perspiring.

159
00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,400
Speaker 2: I guess you're right. I'm kind of swat. It does

160
00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,080
Speaker 2: beg the question.

161
00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,280
Speaker 1: If you're an animal with a cell phone and you

162
00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,080
Speaker 1: don't wear clothes, then where are you keeping it?

163
00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,880
Speaker 2: You know what's inside that shelf somewhere? Brooke, quick, reach

164
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,320
Speaker 2: in and dig around. Let's find it.

165
00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna respect.

166
00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,440
Speaker 2: He got really excited at the thought of it. For

167
00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,800
Speaker 2: a second. I assuming it's moist in there now, I

168
00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,959
Speaker 2: guess he's all right. Well, that's how means Laser Stories

169
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000
Speaker 2: has come to an end for the day.

170
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,199
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time On Friday

171
00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,240
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,