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Speaker 1: Please welcome Jimmy Smagoula accompanied by James.

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Speaker 2: Say my clap with me, listeners, clap.

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Speaker 3: Bridge is making me do this for no pay.

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Speaker 4: I invited you.

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Speaker 2: You sing along if.

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Speaker 3: You know the words. Gotta make myself perfectly clean. God,

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Speaker 3: I guess in my home front row. You gotta come

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Speaker 3: to me empty handy.

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Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Your presence's presence enough and I'll already half too much stuff.

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Speaker 5: So how do you damn?

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Speaker 1: How and you dare?

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Speaker 6: How do you dare?

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Speaker 7: You so bad?

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Speaker 6: I said?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 9: Hold, yes, all right, have a good time tonight, everybody

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Speaker 9: have a good time.

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Speaker 4: Yes, welcome your gracious host for the evening, Bridger. Why

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Speaker 4: a up, Bridgard? Good luck Bridgie.

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Speaker 8: He's coming into the audience. He's coming into the audience.

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Speaker 8: Oh have you made your point? Oh, welcome to I said,

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Speaker 8: no gifts. I'm Bridger, Winneger. We're in the back. What

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Speaker 8: do we have to talk about tonight? This robe is

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Speaker 8: killing me already. I have my liquid death right on

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Speaker 8: brand they had back there. I'll be drinking that throughout

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Speaker 8: the show, so just keep an eye on that. What

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Speaker 8: do we have to talk about? Well, we need to

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Speaker 8: thank Jimmy'smagoula. He always finds a way in. And then

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Speaker 8: the pianist was James Gherard. I've known him since kindergarten.

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Speaker 8: We shared a piano teacher and James was Carol's favorite. So,

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Speaker 8: but we have to get into the show. I would

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Speaker 8: love to just give a little update on my life.

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Speaker 8: I recently discovered the existence of a new Bridger and

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Speaker 8: he's somewhere in the Midwest, somewhere in his late teens,

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Speaker 8: early twenties. And I wouldn't know who this person is

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Speaker 8: except for he accidentally used my email to sign up

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Speaker 8: for a gun website, you know. And let's say, I'm

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Speaker 8: giving away my email almost but it's it's my name,

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Speaker 8: and then a few letters and he missed one, and

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Speaker 8: so now I'm signed up for Magnum Ballistics. H keep

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Speaker 8: your eye on your Bridgers. If he does something dangerous,

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Speaker 8: it's gonna make things very hard for me. But we

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Speaker 8: have to, okay, So that's whatever. Whatever, we have to

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Speaker 8: get into the show. I have to take this off.

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Speaker 8: I you know, when I decided to do the live show,

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Speaker 8: against all of my best judgment, I thought what am

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Speaker 8: I going to wear? And I knew immediately. There's one

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Speaker 8: thing I got on this podcast. I've done a lot

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Speaker 8: of things, a lot of it's been trash, but one

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Speaker 8: item has really done its work for me, and I thought,

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Speaker 8: that's what I'm wearing, and so I'll just take my

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Speaker 8: phone's in here? Got it just a minute. Don't look

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Speaker 8: at me. How do you take off a robe? Here

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Speaker 8: I go, Here I go. This is perfect mobility in

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Speaker 8: this in front of I am wearing underpants. So what

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Speaker 8: else do I have to say? Well? Look, the other

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Speaker 8: thing I've been promising about this live show is I'm

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Speaker 8: going to get rid of some of the gifts I've

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Speaker 8: been given. I have to clear out my house. I've

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Speaker 8: been given literally, you know, hundreds of objects on this podcast,

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Speaker 8: and a lot of them can no longer be in

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Speaker 8: my home. So this is the slow estate sale of

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Speaker 8: mind that I'm going to start getting rid of some

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Speaker 8: of these things. I'm going to bring MA need three

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Speaker 8: people to come on stage with me, and I'm just

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Speaker 8: going to decide who I'm going to be. Don't be

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Speaker 8: mad if you don't get picked. Look, we don't get

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Speaker 8: picked for everything. Life is horrible. Let's see would you

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Speaker 8: like to come up? Okay, what's your name? Caitlyn join me? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 8: I'm not picking Jim. I'm not picking Jim. If you're

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Speaker 8: not comfortable doing this, you don't have to do it.

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Speaker 8: I would be uncomfortable doing this. Would you like to

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Speaker 8: come up?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 8: What's your name?

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Speaker 4: Bob?

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Speaker 8: Bob join Caitlin on stage. I'm sorry, I'm only doing

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Speaker 8: the side of the room. You people must feel horrible.

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Speaker 8: Let's see here, Let's go to the very back row.

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Speaker 8: That's a horrible please. Oh no, I know you too. Oh,

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Speaker 8: let's see. Would you like to come up? Okay, come

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Speaker 8: on up. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: Emily?

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Speaker 8: Emily, Nice to meet you. What if this was the

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Speaker 8: rest of the show. I just kept selecting people for

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Speaker 8: an hour and a half. Okay. I have to move

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Speaker 8: so slowly in this tunic. Okay, and oh I forgot

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Speaker 8: I should give credit for this Kiki so late tunic.

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Speaker 8: I got on the episode from Anna Sargina and Kyle Mazzono.

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Speaker 8: Very underrated episode. You've got to listen to it. And

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Speaker 8: what a gift. Okay these okase, everybody sit down, sit down.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, I haven't sat down in this yet. I

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Speaker 8: might need a blanket. Okay, we're going to place gift

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Speaker 8: you a curse with you three. Now, these are these

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Speaker 8: are audience suggestions. So you've kind of built your own

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Speaker 8: prison here. But there are some prizes to win, and

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Speaker 8: you want to go home with these things. They are objects.

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Speaker 8: You're each going to get two and you know gift

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Speaker 8: your a curse. I'm gonna name some things and you're

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Speaker 8: gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curse

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Speaker 8: and why, and then I'll tell you if you're right

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Speaker 8: or wrong because there are correct answers. Is that very clear? Okay, Bob,

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Speaker 8: you're up. First, Gift or a curse? Waiter slash servers

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Speaker 8: who introduce themselves.

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Speaker 4: I think gift. You want friends in this world, this

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Speaker 4: lonely world.

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Speaker 8: I can't have the audience turn against me right now.

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Speaker 8: It's a gift. Oh the human connection we've got to

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Speaker 8: have in all of our restaurants, in all of our

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Speaker 8: places of business. We should all be memorizing everyone's names.

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Speaker 8: It's a gift. Okay. Now here's this one's very dear

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Speaker 8: to my heart. Gift or a curse. Sales at grocery

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Speaker 8: stores that are like ten for ten dollars or twenty

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Speaker 4: I love a woo who. I love a deal. And

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Speaker 4: so if I'm saying woo who, that's oh okay.

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Speaker 8: I was thinking about you. Who the malted beverage woo

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Speaker 8: who is just an emotion, an exclamation.

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Speaker 4: It's a gift.

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Speaker 8: It's a gift.

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Speaker 4: I'm on gift.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Bob, this is a it's a curse. This is

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Speaker 8: a trap. I should be able to select how many

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Speaker 8: on sale items I want. I shouldn't have its extortion. No, okay,

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Speaker 8: you did lose the game, so you have to take

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Speaker 8: some things home.

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Speaker 8: Okay, let's see what's in here. Let's see this is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of like counting.

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Speaker 8: Well, you're gonna be carrying this now. This is from

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Speaker 8: David des Munch and he brought so many things. This

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Speaker 8: is some adult under you know, that's Stiperson beautiful. And

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Speaker 8: then what else have we got here? Well, we have

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Speaker 8: some merch that's not that exciting unless you want to

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Speaker 8: buy some online. I've got to sell the merch. And

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Speaker 8: then this is from Darcy Carton. This is actually so

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Speaker 8: it's kind of a hygiene kit. It's a bar of soap,

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Speaker 8: the matching set. Thank you, of course. And then yeah,

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Speaker 8: you've got some gifts, you know, a T shirt and whatever,

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Speaker 8: do whatever you want with that. I don't care. Beautiful, Okay,

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Speaker 8: Ellie close, Emily, Emily, it's fine. Okay, are you ready? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, it's fine.

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Speaker 8: I mean, yep, Emily, I'm going to destroy you.

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Speaker 5: I'm from Detroit.

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Speaker 8: I can handle it. Okay, Okay, we'll see. I was

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Speaker 8: just in their airport. Beautiful, beautiful. Oh do you go

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Speaker 8: to the pfchins. I didn't go to PF Changs, but

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Speaker 8: love a connecting flight. Okay, gift or a curse? Writing

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Speaker 8: thank you in advance in an email?

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Speaker 1: Curse?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 7: Thank you said the end?

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Speaker 8: Thank you? Kamma your name? Oh interesting? Ass right, you're right.

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Speaker 8: Thank you in advance is never It's never necessary for

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Speaker 8: any situation ever. What what is that doing for anybody? No,

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Speaker 8: that's that's just making the person who t look an

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Speaker 8: No one's ever felt good about thank you in advance.

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Speaker 8: These two are not even paying attention to me. You

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Speaker 8: will lose this game. Emily, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm okay.

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Speaker 8: You've gotten one gift her a curse bread and butter pickles.

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Speaker 7: Oh, why, Dilli baby, you got it Dilly on Germany.

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Speaker 8: You got that German deal. Emily is laser accurate. Those

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Speaker 8: are two exits, will show you out, Yeah, you could

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Speaker 8: show them out. Yes, okay, So now you've gotten this.

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Speaker 8: What's happening here? Let's seek Oh wow, this is a

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Speaker 8: very early gift from the podcast. This is from Langston Kerman.

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Speaker 8: It's a romance novel called on It. Well you will

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Speaker 8: now it's never too late to read Unexpected Love. And

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Speaker 8: then oh, there's a sweatshirt. So that's that's actually gorgeous.

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Speaker 8: Oh and then this is actually it's a battery from

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Speaker 8: Paul Reuben's junk drawer. Paul gave me his junk drawer,

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Speaker 8: hold on to this battery. It's probably not you. You

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Speaker 8: can't put it in anything anyway. Frame it. Okay, So

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Speaker 8: now here we go, now Caitlin, we come to Caitlin. Hello,

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Speaker 8: let's see here we've got Oh my god. Okay, one

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Speaker 8: of these cards is Bridge R wineger on it. Oh no, okay, Caitlin,

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Speaker 8: So gift or a curse owning a pickup truck?

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Speaker 7: uses his pickup truck a lot. Okay, Personally it's a curse.

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Speaker 7: I mean, what are you picking up? Why do you

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Speaker 7: need a whole truck? Why do you need it?

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Speaker 8: I mean, Katelyn, I could name a few things to

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Speaker 7: Hatchbags are fine, you don't need anything bigger.

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Speaker 8: You're right there. It's a curse to own one because

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Speaker 8: everyone wants a favor. This is why I'll never own

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Speaker 8: a pickup truck for a variety of other reasons, my sexuality,

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Speaker 8: et cetera, et cetera. But you got one right, so far?

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Speaker 8: All right, and now let's see here I'm picking and

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Speaker 8: choosing that it's my show gift. You're a curse, mozzarellastics.

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Speaker 7: Oh, an absolute gift and why for the first three

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Speaker 7: know is not what you like. You don't like the

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Speaker 7: double answer, right, right, But for the first three minutes,

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Speaker 7: it's heaven, the string, the cheese pull, and then.

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Speaker 8: And what's happening? After three minutes you're turning on there.

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Speaker 8: Call it.

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Speaker 7: They're rock solid and inedible.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if that answers the question, but.

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Speaker 8: I'm giving it to you. Gift, absolute gift. I love

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Speaker 8: a lots of realistic Oh in the Marinaro sauce, delicious,

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Speaker 8: an app we love an app. Okay, now, okay, there's

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Speaker 8: a T shirt. There's look, I've become a merch salesman. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Glad you liked the gift?

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Speaker 8: Jeff, who lovedness.

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Speaker 10: Only my career, Bridger after you iced to be out

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Speaker 10: Let's just say, the Catholic church is up to something.

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Speaker 4: This is what you wanted.

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Speaker 10: You wanted to make me dance in front of your

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Speaker 8: Enjoy, Jeff, sit down, Caitlyn. You want a barren square.

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Speaker 8: Your three have taken up enough.

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Speaker 8: Dear Jimmy and Britt, How does he keep my husband?

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Speaker 1: No gifts, Oh thank you and hello. I know you

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Speaker 8: I don't know why the change. They want your information.

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Speaker 8: Have there been any Oh my god, someone else here.

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Speaker 8: Oh it's Carl Toort, Carl.

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Speaker 1: Carl loll get up. Great to see you wherever we want. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Welcome.

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Speaker 8: Di said, no.

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Speaker 4: Gifts, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 8: You famously are the first gift or a curse loser.

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Speaker 8: You lost the game, Carl, So tonight is gonna be

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm the first person that lost.

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Speaker 8: Very first person to ever lose.

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Speaker 8: No, he brought a gift. But you you played a

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Speaker 8: I think, Carl, one of the things we talked about

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Speaker 8: was Burger King. Yeah, and you loved Burger King and

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Speaker 8: I hated Burger King. But let's talk about Arby's. They

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Speaker 4: The city in Hollywood. Yeah, there's still one. Don't fret.

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Speaker 8: Where is the other.

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Speaker 4: There's one uh in Van Eyes pushing Canoga Park area.

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Speaker 8: Okay when I when you say Canoga Park, I can't

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Speaker 4: It's far, it's far. But this one is not. It's

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Speaker 8: Deep right right, Yeah, it's deep.

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Speaker 4: Ben, it's hot right now. But uh, there is another

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Speaker 8: I believe Glendale that I would know, I would know.

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Speaker 4: There used to be one on Losienaga in the area

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Speaker 4: That one closed a long time ago. That one is

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Speaker 1: Which boy was Harvey's.

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Speaker 4: People ain't eating there. And here's the thing. What's people

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Speaker 4: It tastes very good.

439
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 1: What's your order there? What do you got there?

440
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 4: I get the beef and cheddar. I might get to

441
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 4: is it is it?

442
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: I've never been. I could be blamed.

443
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 8: I feel like all you would love Arby's.

444
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: I've been told this by many people that I would

445
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: love it.

446
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 8: How do you feel, it says you would love?

447
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: I feel known, I feel loved and feel cared for.

448
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: But wait, is it toasted?

449
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 11: Though?

450
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: That's why I need to know toted? The beef and

451
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: cheddar smelt its warm.

452
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, the cheese sauce is melted. You can throw you

453
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 4: some Arby sauce on there, which is kind of like

454
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 4: a tanky like a barbecue. They also have Arby's barbecue sauce,

455
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 4: which is very good. And they got the Horsey sauce,

456
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,959
Speaker 4: which is controversial. I don't care for.

457
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 8: I'm not a horse person.

458
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 4: Horsey is horse radish.

459
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: I love horse.

460
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 8: Oh well, see how many other fast food established have

461
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 8: horse horse radish.

462
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: They call it a nice punchy nickname, like Horsey sauce.

463
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 4: It's good curly fries to die for.

464
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 8: Ridiculous.

465
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 4: Y'all did this.

466
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 8: That'slarly ridiculous, and you posted about it and I really

467
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,239
Speaker 8: felt so close to you.

468
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I had to. I had to let everybody

469
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 4: know y'all did this to army. Some people say, well,

470
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 4: it's the marketing. Come on, man, it's ving Ram's voice.

471
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 4: Who don't want to eat a quarter pound of roast beef?

472
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 4: When ving Rams talks.

473
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 8: I will say they they've always had roast beef sandwiches

474
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 8: and chicken fingers, which I thought were a little underrated,

475
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 8: but they recently brought a hamburger onto the menu. Somebody

476
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 8: lost their way.

477
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 4: Uh Monzarellistics good.

478
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 8: Oh they got great. I mean this is a full

479
00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 8: commercial at this point, but it is nice. You really

480
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,959
Speaker 8: feel connected to an Arby's eater because we are really

481
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 8: The people do not like us. People are trying to

482
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 8: tear us down.

483
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 4: They sent me a whole track suit.

484
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 8: Oh, I haven't gotten anything.

485
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 4: Arby sent me a tracksuit. It's on my Instagram.

486
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: Everybody, Oh, how did you get that?

487
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I did it right there, That's what

488
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 4: I knew. I made it.

489
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: I posted about stuff all the time. No one sends

490
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: it anything either.

491
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 4: They ed a tracksuit and escalade and parked right outside

492
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 4: of my house. They they mailed me and they mailed

493
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 4: me the big hat to the big par Real hat.

494
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 8: Really.

495
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I donated that to charity.

496
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 8: Wow. How what did you do to spark this?

497
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 4: I can't remember. I think I think I was. I

498
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 4: was talking about it on the podcast that and they

499
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 4: defending it.

500
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 8: They need the word to get out and the social.

501
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 4: Media shout out to these kids who are running social

502
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 4: media for the best. Some of them are very funny.

503
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 4: And the Arby's kid was like, we want to send

504
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 4: you some stuff. I was like, here, is my address, stranger,

505
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 4: here is where I live.

506
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: Do you think they already had the track suit made?

507
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: Or was some sort of custom for you?

508
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 4: I mean they might have had it already made. It

509
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 4: definitely fit me and I'm a brig shit house, so

510
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 4: they it it was it fit well?

511
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 6: Wow.

512
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: I took a couple pictures in it, and now it's

513
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 4: taking in my closet.

514
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 8: Oh my god? Who's there? Oh it's Rob? Rob?

515
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Now you'll sit next to me.

516
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 8: Rob. He made as sad a noise and I want

517
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 8: everyone to make sure they heard that. Oh Rob, welcome

518
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 8: to I said, no gifts.

519
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: When did this become a food podcast?

520
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 8: When rby shut down and I quietly grieved for four days, I'm,

521
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 8: you know, releasing that now.

522
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 4: Yeah?

523
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: Are they officially closed? I saw I follow you on Instagram?

524
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 4: Thank you?

525
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: Are they shut down or is that in the works.

526
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 4: Arby's is not shut down as an entity, but that location,

527
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 4: which has been there since the sixties, I want to say.

528
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 4: If not, it's like Steve Arby's here. Why are we.

529
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: What?

530
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: Why we control of the show.

531
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 8: I'm relinquishing control to Arby's.

532
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 12: Take it.

533
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 8: Arby's. Arby's is for roast, beef. You know that.

534
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, arby I only found that out in the last year.

535
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: It was shocked.

536
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 8: That's one of those things.

537
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 4: Really damn mind period. You don't know that ship Rby's

538
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 4: what they're shitting themselves.

539
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 8: If anyone tries to bring up.

540
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: No one is shitting themselves.

541
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 4: You shoot yourself. Go to Arby's. See this is the

542
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 4: this is the rhetoric.

543
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: This is for some reason, the the reason that location

544
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: is closing down true stories because they filmed a porno

545
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: in there.

546
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 8: They did.

547
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true. Saying that straight to the people on

548
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: the live stream. That's for the people on the live stream.

549
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 4: They filmed the porno in Arby's. Somebody had to meet. Listen.

550
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 4: They're gonna tear it down and turn it into unaffordable housing.

551
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: And that's the problem with Los Angeles. They're gonna turn

552
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 4: They're gonna tear it down, They're gonna build.

553
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,959
Speaker 2: Something in the art.

554
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 4: Would you live in that Arby's if they if they let.

555
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 8: Me buy it, marry me, we'll live there together.

556
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 4: We'll live there together.

557
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 8: I feel like they've got to reopen it. That sign

558
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 8: is beautiful.

559
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: Has ever a gorgeous sign?

560
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 8: Give it up for the Arby's. Yeah, Rob, Rob, have

561
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 8: you eaten at Arby's? No?

562
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: Because I'm a human, personal god, I can't give you

563
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 2: this digest system.

564
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: That is not my reasoning I want. I'll just throw

565
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: back choke down a nice digestive end sime, and I'm

566
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: gonna hit it hard. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put

567
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: my foot pedal to the gas all the way down.

568
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm getting the beef and cheddar with the Horsey sauce.

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00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 4: Good.

570
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 8: Have any of you seen Tabitha's Salon Takeover? We've got

571
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 8: to change the subject. I just learned of the show.

572
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: That was a hard turn and that was and people

573
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: listening to this are be like I went to the bathroom,

574
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 2: I came back. They were talking about Tabitha's fucking what

575
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: is it?

576
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 8: Salon Takeovers?

577
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 4: Takeover? Excellent show.

578
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 6: Uh.

579
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 8: My boyfriend Jim introduced it to me. It's from two

580
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 8: thousand and seven to about ten. This Australian woman who

581
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 8: is tough and talented takes over salons around the country

582
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 8: to get them back in order.

583
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh does she have the platinum short haircuts?

584
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 8: She looks like she's in charge of like a space fleet.

585
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know.

586
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 8: Something yes, maybe, Bravo incredible.

587
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 4: I'm hooked.

588
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 8: In the last two days, I've watched like five episodes

589
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 8: and none of these businesses are still open tough to see,

590
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 8: but I went to it's Tabitha Coffee. I'm glad we're

591
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 8: on board with this because this is all we're talking

592
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 8: about for the rest.

593
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 4: Of the show.

594
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 8: Tabitha Coffee has moved on. She had Tabitha takes Over,

595
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 8: which was Salon's and other things like a gay bar.

596
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 8: But now she's running something called bitch Camp that she

597
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 8: was advertising on her Instagram and it's that's.

598
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 4: For little kids that are bitches. You're going to bitch Camp.

599
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 8: It's some sort of motivational course. It sounds for like brilliant, intelligent, tricky,

600
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 8: maybe not tricky, but.

601
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 4: Tricky.

602
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: Hayden akrim acronym.

603
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, Ana Graham, all these words. You've

604
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 8: got to cut down on the words. You've seen Tabitha

605
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 8: take soal On Takeover.

606
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, many years and I actually didn't remember, and then

607
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: this just probed some deep recesses on my mind. But

608
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: I remember her being quite an austere woman. So this

609
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: new enterprise called bitch Camp seems sort of like a

610
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: new relevant foray for her right.

611
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 8: It feels like she's been very in control of her brand.

612
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 8: Doesn't seem to be leading anywhere. But the show is excellent.

613
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 8: I have to recommend it. That and Ripley on Netflix

614
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 8: are my kind of things, kind of different. Who's watched Ripley?

615
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 8: Everyone else can leave the theater? Have you three watched Ripley?

616
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 4: No?

617
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 8: No? Oh, it's such a good show.

618
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: What is it about?

619
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 8: It's about the talented mister Ripley.

620
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 4: Why don't I just watch that movie?

621
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 8: Because the movie's a different thing, Rob the movie?

622
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 4: Is it a real guy?

623
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 8: No?

624
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 4: But they made they made a mini series about it.

625
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 8: They've made several movies. Now they've oh yeah, yeah, they've

626
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 8: made movies throughout the years. John Malkovich played him at

627
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 8: one point. Now they've got this beautiful What am I?

628
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 8: I'm just recommending and promoting things for giant corporations on

629
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 8: this show. I mean, everyone, cancel your Netflix subscription? No,

630
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 8: you got watch Ripley first.

631
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: You know what? You know where the Netflix offices are

632
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: here in Hollywood? Yes, you know what's right next door

633
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: to that?

634
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 8: Oh my god. Yeah, Netflix is killing everything. It died

635
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 8: in the shadow of Netflix. It couldn't bloom. Oh that's

636
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 8: hard to hear. That's hard to hear.

637
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: I did just watch Perfect Match on Netflix.

638
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,479
Speaker 8: Wait, not Perfect Wife, No Perfect Match, Perfect Match. What's

639
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 8: this about.

640
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: It's like we're various, uh, nefarious characters from all the

641
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: different reality shows, sort of like the demons from each

642
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: one all come together and then they wear bathing suits

643
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: and they lie.

644
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 8: To each other, you know, like in a warehouse or.

645
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: More in some remote Mexico maybe Toulon sort of thing.

646
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 8: Of course sounds too expensive for production.

647
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somewhere like that, in a villa, a villa,

648
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: you know.

649
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: Right right, we're talking about Tabitha's salon takeover. I went

650
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, I came back. Now they're talking about

651
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 2: the time. This podcast just keeps going.

652
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: I'm so confused.

653
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 8: Happy to circle back to Tabitha's salon takeover.

654
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 4: More than happy.

655
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 8: I obviously people are very familiar with the show. Okay,

656
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 8: you're watching have you seen Perfect Wife the documentary on Hulu?

657
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 8: This thing is I've heard there was a new story

658
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 8: about a wife that went mysteriously missing.

659
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. Is that this

660
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: is going? Is this whole thing? Are you guys, cops,

661
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: we have five cameras and if you're a cop, you

662
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 2: have to tell us.

663
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 4: You know, so what happened?

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Speaker 8: She can I give it away. Yeah, the wife went

665
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Speaker 8: missing jogging one morning. She was the perfect wife. Twenty

666
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 8: two days later, she shows up on the side of

667
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 8: the freeway in chains, bruises all over her body. She

668
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 8: orchestrated the whole thing with her dopey ex boyfriend. She

669
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Speaker 8: came down to like Torrents to live in his studio

670
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 8: apartment for twenty two days, of course, and then made

671
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 8: like he held up his hockey stick and she ran

672
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 8: into it so she would get bruised.

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00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, this is thrilling to me. We

674
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: need more representation with women in scamming, faking murders. Okay,

675
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: that is great.

676
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 4: Wait, that's the rob So she didn't she didn't want

677
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: to get caught cheating, so she did this.

678
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 8: That part is truly completely unclear what she wanted.

679
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: Oh, they don't disclose the most She.

680
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 8: Got a little bit of money, but it never seemed

681
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 8: like that was the direct thing.

682
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she just likes the ruse.

683
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think she just.

684
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 1: The game, a little game.

685
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: But the boyfriend was like I I'm totally on board

686
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: with the plan, but you have to run into the

687
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: hockey stick. I'm not gonna hit.

688
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 4: You with it.

689
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 2: That's when he claims you have to run faster, back up,

690
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: go back to the end of the hallway.

691
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna take the hockey stick to the door

692
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 4: frame and you run through it.

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Speaker 1: That's true love. Because he didn't want her to suffer

694
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: a bruise at his hand, so he said, you bruise yourself.

695
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 8: Or he didn't want to be convicted of some other.

696
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: Charge, so what will happen to them?

697
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 8: So she went home back to her husband and lived

698
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 8: with him for years and they all like, eventually this

699
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 8: all was discovered and she kept living with him and

700
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 8: he knew that she had done this, and finally they

701
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 8: nailed her. She went to prison for a year and

702
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 8: a half.

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00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 12: And you know, a year and a half, the chair

704
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 12: a year and a half or this per the chair, Carl,

705
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 12: That motherfucking a chair, Carl.

706
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: She's just having a lot of fun.

707
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 2: She was going through a hard time. We're not going

708
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: to execute her, Carl.

709
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 8: Look, I would love to go back to Tabitha's salon takeover,

710
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 8: but there's something else. I need to talk to you

711
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 8: three about You've all been guests on this podcast before

712
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 8: it's called. I said, no gifts. This whole audience is

713
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 8: familiar with the show. I assume you've gotten multiple emails,

714
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 8: so it was a little look. I was excited to

715
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 8: have the three of you here. I thought, we'll have

716
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 8: a nice discussion about my favorite topics and then I'll

717
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 8: send them away. So it was a little surprised when

718
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 8: all three of you arrived with a gift.

719
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my I don't go anywhere empty hanging without

720
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: a gift.

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00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 8: You have a good track record so far.

722
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my mom raised me that way, and I'm

723
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: not happy now, not even for your rules.

724
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, and you two are just silent.

725
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: I would feel terrible.

726
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: I thought about I thought it would be really funny

727
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: to show up without a gift, But then I thought, well,

728
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: that would be funny to me, So I brought one

729
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 2: like as a backup in case I needed it.

730
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 8: Okay, and Carl, I got you something, You're owning it.

731
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 8: I don't follow the rules, Okay, Well should I open

732
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 8: them here in front of the audience?

733
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

734
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: Did you already ask how many people have similar gloves

735
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: to you.

736
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Speaker 4: In the audience.

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00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 8: Are people wearing gloves? Oh my god, Oh my god,

738
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 8: this is hot.

739
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 4: Do you come together? Okay, good?

740
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 8: Oh my god, goddamnoman, the three of us run away?

741
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: When will you be cleaning your gloves? Everybody on the

742
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: live stream wants to know, please just clean them.

743
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 8: I make meals with these.

744
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 4: We know.

745
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 8: I considered washing them, and then, you know I'm very democratic.

746
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 8: I took it to the listener. I put a poll

747
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 8: on Instagram. Should they be cleaned? Overwhelmingly no, although in

748
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 8: the comments constantly being harassed. Make up your mind. I'm

749
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 8: happy to clean them. I mean, I think they're beyond

750
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Speaker 8: repair at this point.

751
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Speaker 1: I think they look chic and frankly, it's nobody's business.

752
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 8: Thank you. That's the end of the story. If I

753
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 8: see another comment blocked, I'll find a way to block

754
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 8: you from listening to the podcast. It will be over.

755
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 4: Your comment section does get a little rowdy, it gets

756
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 4: a little last I bought you brought a gift. I

757
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 4: disobeyed you did, and I brought you the full series,

758
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 4: the entire sentire DVD set of Martin and A woman

759
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 4: commented loved the guest, but do not like Martin never

760
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 4: watched it, never will and I go I just talked

761
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 4: for an hour about how this is my favorite show.

762
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 4: But also lady who gives them? No one asked, nobody asked.

763
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 8: She hasn't even seen it.

764
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Speaker 4: She hasn't seen it, but has such a strong stance

765
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Speaker 4: about never will.

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Speaker 8: Ye Martin Lawrence cut that woman off in traffic or

767
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 8: something has happened.

768
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes these keyboard warriors, I swear to God coming after

769
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: Martin in the DVD set, that is unspeakable.

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00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 8: Wow, I bet I've got that person muted. I hope

771
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 8: they're listening. Well, let's open these gifts here on the podcast,

772
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 8: shall we. Let's do it, Blair, I mean, this just

773
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 8: feel like a coordinated attack, all three of you. But yeah, gorgeous.

774
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Speaker 1: This is oh yeah, thank you. It's just a little something.

775
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: It's really no big to you?

776
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 4: Is this?

777
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 2: Is this a Can I ask a question before it's

778
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: been revealed?

779
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 8: People? Can I ask a question? You would not believe

780
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 8: how often on this podcast the guests is, can I

781
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 8: ask a question?

782
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 4: I did that?

783
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: I did that a lot.

784
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 4: I did that.

785
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 2: I was in your backyard. I was boiling high. If

786
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 2: you don't, is anyone here been to Bridges' house. You're

787
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: very exposed. You're in the backyard. There's dogs barking. The

788
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 2: sun was beating down on me for like like an hour.

789
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 4: That's why his hair is white.

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00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, my hair was a beautiful brow.

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00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 8: There was a patio cover. It's a luni.

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00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 2: My question was going to be is this a homemade

793
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: gift or a store?

794
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: But okay, oh yeah, I have to say my experience

795
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: is a little bit different. In your backyard. I found

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00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: it to be sort of a paradise oasis. The humming

797
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: birds were out, the butterflies. It was sensational.

798
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 8: I'm so glad I had you on first.

799
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: There was a drive by shooting and a dog attacked me,

800
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: so we did have different experiences.

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00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 8: I had you at my burner house. Okay, we've got

802
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 8: to open the gifts. We've got to open. You are

803
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 8: really keeping me fit. It's a beef top ramen.

804
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: This is my second favorite food besides her to see chicken,

805
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: and I really wanted you to be able to try it.

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00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 8: Have I tried beef top ramen?

807
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, not this one.

808
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 8: I love beef top ramen. Are you kidding me?

809
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 4: Delicious?

810
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 8: Does anyone here not like top Ramen. It's a one

811
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 8: that I think is just unbelievably satisfying to eat, no

812
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 8: matter when or what or how well.

813
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: What I like to put about a half a canisterer

814
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: parmesan in there and make a big cheese lump, get

815
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: fucking nasty with it, and that's what feels good for me.

816
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 8: You turn it into Italian food. Yes, so you just

817
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 8: brought it because you want me to try top Ramen.

818
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: I want you to try it. I don't know if

819
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: you had tried it or not. You had never had

820
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: rotisserie chicken.

821
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 8: So true, you.

822
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: Had never had rotisserie chicken, never tried it been established.

823
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: No, he never tried it before, and that's why he

824
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: did something on where he nod on it for a week.

825
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 8: I did start the first one hundred and fifty episodes

826
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 8: by saying welcome to I said, no gifts. I've never

827
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 8: tried protistry chicken.

828
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: I know, and look, I listened decades.

829
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 8: This is the picture of a dedicated listener.

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00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: I got another tip for you, and you can take

831
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 4: this one tube Blair and my TikTok algorithm. One thing

832
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 4: that pops up a lot is prison recipes. People who

833
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 4: have been in prison, who cook things. Well, there's top

834
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 4: there's top ramen available in prison on your quite a

835
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 4: bit because if you watch it long enough, which you

836
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 4: have to. I gotta see, I gotta watch the whole

837
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 4: thing like this. But I sit and watch the whole thing.

838
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't put that anyway. One time they were

839
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 4: making top ramen and he added to it, like the

840
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 4: aluminum packs of tuna, like tuna creations or what like,

841
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 4: like right, chicken and sea or like, and he put

842
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 4: that in there, and I said, oh, let me go

843
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 4: try it. Great stars of protein. If you work it out,

844
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 4: it is pretty tasty.

845
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 8: It tastes good, It tastes fishy.

846
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's tuna. But if you put it and

847
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 4: you put it in there, why you like? Why you

848
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 4: if you make it in.

849
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 8: The in the yeah, and it's pretty good with the

850
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 8: with the back of the season.

851
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 4: And that is more sodium than we should eat in

852
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 4: a week.

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00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: No, it's barely any it's just the next morning your head,

854
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: so like a basketball, really.

855
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 8: Up, you're free.

856
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 4: You gotta try it. You gotta try it. It actually

857
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 4: is pretty good.

858
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 8: And no in prison do you have access to a microwave.

859
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 4: They got hot pots, so oh I didn't know that

860
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 4: they got their tubleware. They put the noodles in in

861
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 4: the tuble part of water and then cover it up,

862
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 4: slide it under their bunk bed.

863
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 2: Right this isle.

864
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 4: I will show you these videos when we get off stage.

865
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 4: I don't need to lie about this.

866
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 8: What if Carl had made that up?

867
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 4: Who is this person? Rob?

868
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 8: Do you have a Ramen recipe?

869
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 4: No? I don't know. I don't.

870
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: Is that is that a requirement?

871
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 8: It was?

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00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,720
Speaker 2: Do you can? I ask just the preparation for that Ramen?

873
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: How long do you boil ramen? I don't know.

874
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 8: Oh, it's so fast, three minutes or so.

875
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: Once it starts bubbling and screaming, baby, then it's good time.

876
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 4: Also, depending on how firm you want the noodle. And

877
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 4: you cook it too long, it's gonna be too.

878
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but even not enough. It's too hard. You say,

879
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: what am I doing here? This isn't what I want.

880
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 2: If I find out that the Ramen company is a

881
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 2: sponsor of this podcast, as well as Arby's I'm Gonna

882
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: Be Furious and Tabitha's Salon.

883
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 8: Takeover, you see me fly away in a helicopter for money.

884
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 4: For that Tabitha mine.

885
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 8: Bitch? Camp. So, uh, message me on Instagram. I'll hook

886
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 8: you up with the details.

887
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: But okay, well, I know you said not tippling the gift,

888
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: but just feel free to just have yourself a nice

889
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: night with Jim. Enjoy that split a rock. Yeah, I

890
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: want on me you too, a lover's dinner.

891
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 8: That's it is very lady in the tramp. Yeah, very

892
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 8: trashy version. I like that. No, I I genuinely think

893
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 8: Raman tastes. It's you know, when you're a kid, most

894
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 8: of the things you eat you enjoy, and then later

895
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 8: you think they're disgusting.

896
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: Ramen Oh same, but that's guys they put they do

897
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: those little packets. It's like it's like crack. It's incredible.

898
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, addiction. You know, how often are you making Ramena?

899
00:48:55,719 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: A couple of times and months? We ever a few days?

900
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 8: Really, I think that's fine.

901
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I support that. I think so I

902
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: drink water and stuff.

903
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 8: What is your blood pressure?

904
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 4: Do you know?

905
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: I have no clue. I'm not interested in knowying something

906
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: like that. That's none of my business.

907
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 8: When was the last time you had your blood checked?

908
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: Probably for the reason I said, oh yeah, you keep

909
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: the results, you know, I do when I when they

910
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: weigh me, I say nothing, I'm not looking. And when

911
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: I try to tell me, the blood pressure results not

912
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: my business.

913
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 8: You know. Yeah, mine is very low. If I were

914
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 8: to stand up right now, I might pass out.

915
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: To just use that Bethany Frankel has.

916
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 8: Oh, that's one of the many things we share. Oh, Rob,

917
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 8: your blood pressure.

918
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 4: Blood pressure is very low.

919
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 8: I kind of It's kind of a point of pride

920
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 8: for me, although I've done nothing to you too.

921
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

922
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 2: My doctor's like, wow, you must exercise a lot, and

923
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.

924
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: Low blood pressure is good, then.

925
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: Low, bro Yes, low, yeah, I think. But you know,

926
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 2: also my heart, my heart is just shattered and yeah,

927
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 2: I have like like a quarter of my heart like

928
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 2: is squirting right now.

929
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 8: Your shirt is damp.

930
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 4: I'm always bleeding.

931
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, do we have anything left to say about Roman?

932
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: I think we've really covered it all.

933
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 8: You know, we've gotten two recipes. I think like a

934
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 8: Broccolian mine you do, Oh delicious.

935
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: You just want to kid yourself.

936
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 8: Yeah exactly.

937
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. You want to justify completely. You want to remove blame, guilt,

938
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: and fear. You can't just dive in heads straight.

939
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 8: I need more things to chew.

940
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 4: Wait till you add that tuna, you gonna be You're

941
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 4: gonna be in a hog haven't we had that tuna?

942
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: Tell you?

943
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 2: Will you use these gloves to prepare this dish.

944
00:50:54,840 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 8: I'll stir the water. I'm I'm lling the tuna apart,

945
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 8: and then I put them in my sock drawer.

946
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 4: You know, it's so upsetting.

947
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 8: Look, there's a reason they haven't been cleaned. So well,

948
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 8: should we open? Carl? You brought something I know I

949
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 8: should know? Is this also a ramen.

950
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 4: For you? This is gorgeous rap. Don't look at the

951
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 4: back wrap part just looking for look at it.

952
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 8: I'm I'm looking at the back. I have full access. Oh,

953
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 8: Lisa is so helpful. Sometimes no, all the time, all

954
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 8: the time. Okay, we're getting into this. We're getting into this.

955
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 4: All right now. That is not the it's a I

956
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: used it. I recycled the box.

957
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, because the box is a showtime selfie ring light.

958
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's when after midnight. That's one of those gifts.

959
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, now I'm getting I think I know what

960
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 8: it's this. It's a real tree. This looks like something

961
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 8: you got from like a from what's the game the

962
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 8: via big video game that free Fall or what is

963
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 8: that thing called that everyone plays Fortnite Fortnite. This looks

964
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 8: like it was designed by Fortnite.

965
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 4: That's more Big bug Hunter, that's this is.

966
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 8: A Real Tree Edge cologne Mountain series. Where did this

967
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 8: come from?

968
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 4: So my mama bought me a three pack. Uh, and

969
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 4: there's three different Real Tree colognes. For those of you

970
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 4: who don't know what real Tree is. Hipsters are now

971
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 4: wearing it. But it's my heritage. It's a hunting camouflage.

972
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 4: It's like big game hunting and fishing and outdoors stuff,

973
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 4: bat pro shops deer deer piss?

974
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 2: Am I wrong?

975
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 1: Was it supposed to attract the large game?

976
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 8: Oh?

977
00:52:53,040 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 4: That's supposed to attrack women large game. Yeah, you're gonna

978
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 4: get your ass beat, right?

979
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 2: I have to do they not make a product that

980
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 2: is deer urine?

981
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 8: They do?

982
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 2: Do we know that that is not.

983
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: That you gave bridgerd deer piss in the bottle? Rob?

984
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 8: Did you bring a straw?

985
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 6: Uh?

986
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 8: We need to get to We need to get to

987
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 8: the bottom of the deer pistol thing because I have

988
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 8: heard this. Carl, are you familiar with this?

989
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well you want to attract certain animals. Uh, that

990
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 4: you're hunting, so you put like deer urine around your.

991
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 8: Put it on your body.

992
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: No, this is to attract animals that you're hunting.

993
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 8: Not this, that's what I thought that was. This is

994
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 8: after hunt.

995
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 4: This is that's after hunt. You're going down to the

996
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 4: Honkey tongue, have a couple of beers with the eyes

997
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 4: and maybe chat up a few phillies.

998
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 8: Carl, how long have you been wearing this?

999
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 4: Oh? Come on, man, years my mom bought me that Christmas. Uh,

1000
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 4: twenty eighteen. Oh, I don't wear that one. I wear

1001
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 4: the other one.

1002
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 8: What's the other one?

1003
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 4: That one is unused for you?

1004
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 2: My brother from you that's been in your house for

1005
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 2: six years. Just a jean in a barrel.

1006
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 4: On my cologne shelf.

1007
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 8: I want to smell this I wear? Uh, get spread

1008
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 8: on the glove, I suppose.

1009
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 4: Don't raise so close. Spread it on the microphone so

1010
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 4: we can all smell it.

1011
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: Oh, it's fresh.

1012
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 4: That that was the spicy one. Can I smell this?

1013
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1014
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 4: I wear lolabo.

1015
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 2: Wait, I can't smell. I smell like tuna or something.

1016
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 4: That is fast.

1017
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 8: It's a nice smell. The thrill of the hunt it's

1018
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 8: the thrill of the hunt. It's so your mom, just

1019
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 8: just like a Carl will like this hunting cologne. Yeah,

1020
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 8: where do you get it? Do you get it at

1021
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 8: the hunting store?

1022
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 4: I'm assuming she either bought that at like a bass

1023
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 4: Pro shops or a Marshal's. Okay, right somewhere.

1024
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 2: Like does your mom have tons like deer around her

1025
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 2: house that are smelling?

1026
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 10: No?

1027
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 4: That is not for deers? What is not being clear?

1028
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called again?

1029
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 4: That one?

1030
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1031
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 8: Real Tree Edge, Real Tree Edge Mountain series.

1032
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 1: Then how do we get to deer though?

1033
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 8: Really?

1034
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 4: Because it looks like big buck hunters and you put

1035
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 4: on real Tree when you go hunt so you can

1036
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 4: match with the damn nature.

1037
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 8: It's kind of like a huntsman's scent. I'll caught up, Carl.

1038
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 8: How often are you wearing it that one? Yeah?

1039
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 4: I don't know. I have. I've sprayed that one a couple,

1040
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 4: not that one specifically, the other ones that I have.

1041
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 4: And it came in the three pack.

1042
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: You know.

1043
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 4: The colone is nice when it comes in threes.

1044
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 8: In a gallon?

1045
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 2: Jo, what Carl? Can I ask?

1046
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 4: What has been the feedback? Nobody has said anything.

1047
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 2: But does everyone ever get up and go I'm just

1048
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 2: gonna slide down.

1049
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 4: With I don't wear that, but it's just a couple

1050
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 4: of sprits behind the ears.

1051
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 8: What other type of colonial wearing?

1052
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 4: I got the lilavo. Oh, now that's expense twenty five.

1053
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 4: I got a dire as a gift.

1054
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 8: Wow.

1055
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 4: Uh? The savage?

1056
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 8: Does your mom know about these?

1057
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 4: These were not gills from her?

1058
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 2: Is that Johnny Depp's colone? The savage problem?

1059
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 8: Oh? Interesting, I don't know.

1060
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 4: That's really nice, that one.

1061
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 8: I'm trying to move past.

1062
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 4: Uh. Also, I have this before the beef, but Drake

1063
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 4: put out a sh.

1064
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 8: Oh, you can't wear that anymore.

1065
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 4: It's really cool, it's really nice. It's really nice.

1066
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 8: I don't know. Wait a couple of years.

1067
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 4: He has a candle company, and I like candle.

1068
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 8: He has very expensive candles, right, yeah. Uh.

1069
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 4: Some of them call like like I don't even know that.

1070
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 4: They're ridiculous names and we can google them and they

1071
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 4: they're they're like midnight in Paris, say.

1072
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: Like I leak my own dickpick or something.

1073
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 4: I didn't buy that one. I didn't want that. I

1074
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 4: want to mess up the smell of my house.

1075
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 8: Uh, Blair and robbed you. Either of you wear a cinch.

1076
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 2: I do not, Okay, I do not because I am

1077
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 2: thank you for asking. I am commitment phobic. Oh right,

1078
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: I think it would drive me crazy to smell me

1079
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 2: all the time.

1080
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 8: Oh interesting, I've never thought about that.

1081
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in high school I did, but I mean.

1082
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 8: Naturally it didn't work out well, right right.

1083
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: I wear this brand called Clean. I love it. I

1084
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: would wear Chanel for years and then I was like,

1085
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: oh I'm getting too toxic. I gotta get fucking non toxic.

1086
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: LA ruined my brain. And now it has some sort

1087
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: of light vegan, nice little thing. I split about.

1088
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 8: What does it smell like?

1089
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: Clean?

1090
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 8: Clean?

1091
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1092
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 8: Wind decks?

1093
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: No, not like wind decks, that's true, aus dear, that's

1094
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: you know. I feel like you'd have to wear a

1095
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: bun to have smell like that, to.

1096
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 8: Smell like wind decks. Yeah, yeah, oh I agree?

1097
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 4: No, I agree.

1098
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 8: How often are you wearing the scent?

1099
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,479
Speaker 1: I wear it every day. It makes me feel good.

1100
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes I even wear it in my own house when

1101
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm not even leaving. It's just for me.

1102
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's when you know it's a good thing.

1103
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, incredible I.

1104
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 8: Don't wear any sense, but you can just go get

1105
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 8: the sample, Rob and then you can.

1106
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 4: You know.

1107
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 8: What I want to say, is you begging in Macy's.

1108
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 4: It's not that I can't afford.

1109
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: We can make a golfundme for you.

1110
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 8: This comes in a three pack. This comes in a

1111
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 8: three pack.

1112
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: People listeners are gonna be like mailing me cologne now, No,

1113
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 2: I know, I'm aware that there are ways that where

1114
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 2: I could get free cologne.

1115
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 4: I'm not interested in Colonel.

1116
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carl, she already has.

1117
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 4: No I'm kidding. Don't get your ass beat out here.

1118
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 4: Me and these women are gonna beat you.

1119
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 8: Up, Carls. There anything else we need to say about

1120
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 8: a cent a scent acent in particular in.

1121
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 4: Particular, Uh, I have kept these bottles for a long time.

1122
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 4: I did not throw it. I gifted you this from

1123
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 4: the kindness in my heart.

1124
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 12: I believe you, and I think if you spray it,

1125
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 12: uh maybe.

1126
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 4: Don't like uh, flick a lighter and spray it at

1127
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 4: a bug or something like that. If there's a spider

1128
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: on your wall and.

1129
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 8: I'm gonna try it, I'm gonna try it one day

1130
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 8: and see what people say to me. They might not

1131
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 8: got anything to say to me, Well, I appreciate this,

1132
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 8: of course, this could change things for me.

1133
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: Hey, are you gonna try it?

1134
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 8: I'm gonna probably on a weekend night, naturally, I'm going

1135
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 8: out to the clubs.

1136
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: Make you into a real pussy hound.

1137
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 6: I need it.

1138
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 8: I need to turn this around.

1139
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 4: And that's why I brought it. I want to talk

1140
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: about your lifestyle. I don't know.

1141
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 8: Okay, well we need to get to the next gift.

1142
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 8: Let's do it, Rob, What have you brought.

1143
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 4: I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Better be good boy.

1144
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: Wow, that is gorgeous wrapping though.

1145
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 8: I mean, this is very pointed wrapping. We're here, it's June.

1146
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 8: This is yay, honesty. Anything to say to me, I mean,

1147
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 8: this is a nice transition from what we were just

1148
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 8: talking about.

1149
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 2: This gift will somehow tie everything together that we have

1150
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 2: seen tonight.

1151
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 8: Okay, is it? I should just unwrap it like this?

1152
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 4: Just unwrap it.

1153
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 8: Oh, thanks, go for it.

1154
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 4: Wait?

1155
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 8: What is this a red neck plungers?

1156
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 4: Pull the trigger?

1157
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 2: Put the microphone so after you eat the ramen, Thank you,

1158
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,439
Speaker 2: you can use the plunger and then spray the scent.

1159
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 8: That is so cool.

1160
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: To clog a toilet more.

1161
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: My seven year old daughter is so upset that I

1162
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 2: gave that to you cool children. She was blowing me

1163
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 2: away all day, and I said, I have to take

1164
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 2: the redneck plundered to the comedy show.

1165
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: That's incredible. What a piece of machinery that's.

1166
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 4: Gonna go so good with that?

1167
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 8: Kloh, where did this come from?

1168
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: That came from a hardware store near my home in Pasadena.

1169
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 4: I saw it. I immediately thought of you.

1170
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 8: This was before you were invited to the show.

1171
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: You were just before I was invited to the show.

1172
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 2: I thought of you because I assume that, like everyone here,

1173
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 2: everybody poops, because there's a book called Everybody Poops, Okay?

1174
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 2: And I just I wasn't sure if you had a plunger.

1175
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 2: And my daughter said, but Daddy, I'm sure he already

1176
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 2: has a plunger. Why don't we just keep it? And

1177
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 2: I said, because it's for Bridger.

1178
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 8: So trying to turn your kids against me? You really are?

1179
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 4: We do?

1180
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 2: I do this dumb bit in your comments all like

1181
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 2: whenever on your Instagram, whenever you talk in your videos,

1182
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 2: I always act like I'm so upset and my kids

1183
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: are so upset. I only have one child, but I'm

1184
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 2: not like, please please, issue will put a warning on

1185
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 2: your Instagram when you're gonna talk. Your voice is so

1186
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 2: upsetting that my kids get upset, Like I do it consistently,

1187
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 2: and I know other people like, what the fuck is

1188
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 2: wrong with this guy?

1189
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 8: I guarantee you know there are people that are like, oh,

1190
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 8: this is real. There's always someone who thinks it's real.

1191
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 8: They think that your children are being and you're showing

1192
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 8: the kids the video every time. Anyway, Yes, when was

1193
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 8: the last time you clogged a toilet?

1194
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 4: Great question? Great question. I don't know. I think within

1195
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 4: the past year. Yeah, what were you eating? It wasn't Arby's.

1196
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 8: Oh interesting, As.

1197
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 2: A matter of fact, it was. I was not armies

1198
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 2: because I won't go there. I don't remember what I ate.

1199
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 2: I think it was just.

1200
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 4: Probably sweet grease. Some of the bullshit people gotgle the

1201
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 4: sweet greens that are going to Arby's.

1202
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully that will come in handy, I mean,

1203
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: hopefully you'll.

1204
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 4: Never have to use it.

1205
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 8: Right.

1206
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 2: But here's the other thing. I've been to your home.

1207
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 2: There was a drive by shooting and it is a

1208
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 2: in a very dangerous neighborhood. If anything, happens. You can

1209
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 2: pull that out and scare people away, you know, in

1210
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 2: the dark. No one's going to go, oh, that's just

1211
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 2: the redneck plunger.

1212
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: Nos.

1213
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the side, it says on the side it

1214
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 2: says the Pooh is through.

1215
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 8: It's oh God, And I wish I could show you

1216
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 8: the image on this. This is upsetting.

1217
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: Hey, Rob, how much of those suckers run?

1218
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 8: Yeah? How much does this cost?

1219
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 4: It was two.

1220
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 2: I just didn't know like what the deal was, Like,

1221
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 2: how much are we supposed to spend?

1222
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.

1223
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 2: So I spent two thousand dollars.

1224
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 8: Well, this is it. Yeah, you do need a plunger.

1225
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 8: It's something that you just have to buy for your

1226
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 8: home and hope that you just keep control of your life.

1227
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: And if you have, you know, it's one of those

1228
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 2: things where if you're having a nice party, like a

1229
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 2: really nice party and everyone's dressed up, you put it

1230
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 2: in your bathroom. People come out and be like, ridger,

1231
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 2: that is so I was having a good time before,

1232
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 2: but now I'm having a great time, you know, Like

1233
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: it'll just like take your party to the next level and.

1234
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 8: Just next to the toilet, just next not in the kitchen. Okay, well,

1235
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 8: this is a I mean, it's a beautiful gift. I mean,

1236
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 8: do we have any other things to talk about? With

1237
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 8: toilets and plunging? Is that question?

1238
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: I've never been so jealous in my life.

1239
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want, I want one of those.

1240
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 2: Has anyone here and anyone in the audience has this

1241
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 2: question bene victim of a crime lately?

1242
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 8: Like we had?

1243
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 2: We The reason I asked this is because we had

1244
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 2: a fucking we had a fucking prowler come in our

1245
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 2: yard and I did too. Yeah, I'm still trauma. I

1246
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 2: might even talk to you about it.

1247
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 8: We didn't.

1248
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm traumatized. We had a guy like come our neighbors.

1249
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 2: I'm on this text thread with our neighbors, and uh,

1250
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 2: they were like, you know, there's this guy who showed

1251
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 2: up on my ring camera and I was like, well,

1252
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 2: let me check my cameras. Guy came in my backyard,

1253
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 2: tried to come in my house dressed in full on

1254
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 2: ninja gear, like head to two, like mask, every hoodie,

1255
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 2: everything like creeping around. Came like and I'm an idiot.

1256
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 2: I didn't like lock our gate that night, came through

1257
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 2: our backyard, was like trying my wife and daughter asleep downstairs,

1258
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 2: like tried to come in our house. I was like,

1259
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 2: the podcast has taken a weird turn. I'm so sorry

1260
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 2: going anyway, So I was like freaked out. So I

1261
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 2: go to that hardware store and I got these little

1262
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 2: motion sensors that look like bird houses, you know, like this,

1263
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 2: and they're like solar powers. So I put a couple

1264
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 2: up in my front yard. So I was like, anyone

1265
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 2: that comes in my yard, I'm gonna know. Ten days later,

1266
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 2: same guy, four in the morning, same time, the motion sensor,

1267
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 2: you know, goes off. There's a thing in our room,

1268
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 2: so it goes off. So this time I was fucking ready.

1269
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: I was like ready, like for murder. I was ready

1270
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,479
Speaker 2: to me I'm so sorry to this people at home.

1271
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 2: But anyway, so I threw up the and like shine

1272
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 2: the flash eye and the guy just like ran off.

1273
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

1274
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: But so now but he hasn't been back, so it's

1275
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 2: been several months.

1276
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 8: But what an awful criminal, A terrible.

1277
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, nothing happened, but like it

1278
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 2: is like a bad it's like you feel.

1279
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,719
Speaker 8: Very Oh my god. I was in person with my prowler.

1280
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 8: Oh no, horrifying, absolute terror. We made eye contact he

1281
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,759
Speaker 8: was crouching next to my house.

1282
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 4: What time?

1283
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 8: This was like late dusk, so it was dark. He

1284
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 8: was in all black?

1285
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,839
Speaker 4: Was it when I was there doing the podcast?

1286
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 8: It was, yes, you know that extended break we took

1287
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 8: during the recording, I said, I just need to check

1288
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 8: the perimeter. But yeah, we made eye contact and then

1289
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 8: he vanished into the night. But uh, you know the

1290
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:51,560
Speaker 8: guy has anyone's seen Twin Peaks? Yes, you know the

1291
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 8: character Bob, the scary that's the That's essentially what I imagine.

1292
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 8: Now that's about the experience.

1293
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 2: But he was not wearing any sort.

1294
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 8: Of discuss neck down.

1295
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,679
Speaker 4: Okay, so you can see his face and everything.

1296
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 8: Wow, Oh it was if you two had a prowler.

1297
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 8: Jealous this podcast?

1298
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,720
Speaker 2: This has becoming a very right wing podcast.

1299
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to deal with crime.

1300
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 8: We're always in danger. Crime is at an all time.

1301
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 1: I live in an apartment, so I guess you guys

1302
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: don't really identify with the poors. But I do feel

1303
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: very safe there, and I'm sorry for the predicament that

1304
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: you've gone through.

1305
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 8: It is nice to be in kind of a fortress.

1306
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: I do. I do feel like I'm in a fortress.

1307
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes the children are allowed, but I do

1308
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: feel very safe, you know, right right to.

1309
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 4: Live in an apartment. But I was recently gone for

1310
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 4: two weeks and I came back and there was a

1311
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 4: piece of paper on the window that was like, beware

1312
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,759
Speaker 4: of who you let in. And then so I guess

1313
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 4: something may have happened. One okay, one time I was

1314
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 4: this was crazy. One time I was doing a podcast

1315
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,600
Speaker 4: in my little office room and uh, I'm on the

1316
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 4: podcast like on zoom, and a guy shows up at

1317
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 4: my window and this is it's still daytime and looking

1318
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 4: around right now, and this guy standing outside my window

1319
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 4: and he's like he nots goes excuse me, and I said,

1320
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 4: what the fuck? And IM like, I get up, and uh,

1321
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 4: I noticed, Uh turned into a right ring podcast. I

1322
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 4: bought you hunting coloone.

1323
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,600
Speaker 8: But you can sign up for the ra and the

1324
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 8: lobby and that's why I.

1325
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 4: I do own weapons. But I was, uh, yes, and

1326
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,800
Speaker 4: I was, but I was like, I'm not gonna do

1327
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 4: that because this person. I could take this guy. He

1328
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 4: clearly what happened was he walked in when somebody left

1329
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 4: there let the garage open. He walked in and then

1330
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 4: got stuck and didn't want to scale the fence. So

1331
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 4: he was trying to make me let him into the

1332
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 4: apartment so he could walk out the front door. And

1333
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 4: so I got up, I excuse me, And I got

1334
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 4: off the podcast and ran outside, and he was like no,

1335
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 4: I was. He was like scared. So of course I

1336
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 4: didn't take my weapon with me. I don't need to.

1337
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 4: I don't need to intimidate my weapon sword. Uh for

1338
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 4: audience purposes, sure, and uh. And I ran outside and

1339
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 4: I said, he's like, I just need to get out.

1340
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 4: Man said, who the hell let you back in there?

1341
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,439
Speaker 4: Just I don't know how I got back. I said,

1342
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,680
Speaker 4: you know how you've gotten this motherfucker? And I made

1343
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,760
Speaker 4: him climb the wall and leave.

1344
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, call me because I got out a couple of

1345
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: frying pants that I'm not afraid.

1346
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 8: You know, I am defenseless in my home. I meant anymore,

1347
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 8: not anymore, that's true. I mean, I'm yeah, I'm surrounded

1348
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,679
Speaker 8: by weapons at all times.

1349
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:54,679
Speaker 1: Uh.

1350
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 8: Well, I'm thrilled to have this. I can't wait to

1351
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 8: ward off an intruder.

1352
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 2: It looks like one of those old like bugs bunny

1353
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 2: rifles like it is like, but I think in the dark,

1354
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 2: you could scare somebodey off.

1355
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 8: Oh absolutely, absolutely, Well, this is going in the bathroom.

1356
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,160
Speaker 8: This is going in the bathroom. Everyone come over and

1357
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 8: use the toilet. Well, I think it's time to play

1358
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 8: a game. Oh fine, we're gonna play another round of

1359
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 8: Gift or a Curse. Carl has played and lost. I

1360
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 8: cannot believe that famously lost, Carl. I'm giving you another chance.

1361
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,760
Speaker 8: All right, Blair and Robbi, you have not played this

1362
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 8: game yet. Okay, this is how it works. I'm gonna

1363
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 8: name three things. No, actually i'm gonna I'm gonna be

1364
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 8: naming some things. You're gonna tell me if they're a

1365
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 8: gift or a curse and why, and I'll tell you

1366
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 8: if you're right or wrong. Annalise will be taking score.

1367
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 8: And there are correct answers, so this isn't just your opinion.

1368
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 8: This is their correct answers. So be prepared. And now

1369
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 8: I took the number because I usually have to do

1370
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 8: some ight calculating to get the pieces. But I've cooked

1371
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 8: this all up. We have all of the game pieces.

1372
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 8: Let's get the slides going here.

1373
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 4: Okay, this podcast has slides.

1374
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, we kept them from you. Okay, Number one, gift

1375
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 8: your a curse? The window seat on an airplane.

1376
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 1: Huh. Curse, Okay, okay, because I have to be three

1377
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: to six times a flight, and I am absolutely not

1378
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 1: asking a stranger to get up. I will explode instead

1379
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,719
Speaker 1: of doing that, and so it's actually a deep health hazard.

1380
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 5: Curse.

1381
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: You have to sit.

1382
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 4: There, Carl, curse. It depends on your showed the whift.

1383
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 4: I don't like sitting at the window. However, I think

1384
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 4: I might have to change this answer and say gift

1385
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 4: only because the last three flights I've been on, the

1386
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 4: person has kept the shade down during landing, and I

1387
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:02,960
Speaker 4: don't like that. I need to see when we land.

1388
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,200
Speaker 4: In the case I need to do something. I need

1389
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 4: to see when the plane I don't. I don't like

1390
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 4: to be surprised will be. I need to see. I

1391
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 4: need to see what's going on. You need to see

1392
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 4: the freeway next to the airport. If this airport's near

1393
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 4: a body of water, you know, when you fly to

1394
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 4: San Francisco or Boston, you are flying over water. So

1395
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,520
Speaker 4: I need to see. In case, I need to get everybody,

1396
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So I'm gonna say gift.

1397
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,719
Speaker 4: But I am an aisle see person though that's changing

1398
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 4: a little bit because they are they fucking my shoulder

1399
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 4: up with that cart.

1400
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of shoulder ram and going in there.

1401
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,440
Speaker 1: But that's a jail.

1402
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 2: I think we've already established it's a gift. You don't

1403
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,439
Speaker 2: want to sit in the aisle. You're gonna get hit.

1404
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 2: My legs are too big, I'm gonna get my knees

1405
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,560
Speaker 2: are gonna get hit. Also for sleeping, I have to

1406
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 2: lean on the window like I have to also if

1407
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 2: I can. I love to sit in an exit row

1408
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 2: because I fantasize about being a hero, like I want

1409
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 2: I want the plane to catch on fire. I want

1410
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 2: it to go down because I want to like when

1411
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 2: they say, you know, you have to give a verbal yet,

1412
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 2: and I go, yes, fuck, yes, you know, because I

1413
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 2: want to like open the rip off the thing and

1414
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,680
Speaker 2: throw it and like let's go, you know, like and

1415
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 2: I'll be the last one, like Sully Sullenberger.

1416
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 4: Like you know, you guys go, I'll be fine. You know.

1417
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 4: So travel we robbed way too much to be learning

1418
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 4: this now.

1419
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:32,640
Speaker 8: Not me.

1420
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 1: Anytime I'm in the exit where I go, yeah, totally definitely.

1421
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 8: What do you do when the plight is going down

1422
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,599
Speaker 8: and the people look at you for help.

1423
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm sure some sort of real, incredible heroic and sink

1424
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:56,840
Speaker 1: will just snap in out of nowhere, rise up from

1425
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,680
Speaker 1: the depths of my being. But for now, you know,

1426
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 1: not really thinking about it.

1427
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 4: Well, there's been this thing recently. I'm sorry to cut you.

1428
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,640
Speaker 4: Oh you have to know that show has to go on,

1429
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 4: but there's been this thing reason. Both Rob and I

1430
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 4: both were like, we need to see this in case

1431
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 4: we need to do something. And uh, women have been

1432
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 4: making fun of men online for saying that, if needed,

1433
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 4: we could fly the plane, like if it came down

1434
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 4: to that, and I was like, usually I stay out

1435
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 4: of the conversation, but I was this time. I was like, well,

1436
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 4: hold on now, because I I might be able to

1437
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 4: get up there and do something. If I'm being guided

1438
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 4: by the air traffic control, I might be able to go.

1439
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 4: I might be able to get up there and drive

1440
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 4: that mother fucker.

1441
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:45,680
Speaker 2: Karl and I actually do send each other clips on Instagram.

1442
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at this pilot. Look at this pilot.

1443
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,639
Speaker 8: There is no way, yeah, there is.

1444
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 1: Are you going to get in the door. They're not

1445
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: going to let you in.

1446
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 4: If they if they came out, I was like, is

1447
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 4: there a pilot in the house? And nobody said no,

1448
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 4: And I was like, well I could maybe I've got

1449
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 4: a big heart. I could probably get I could do it.

1450
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,280
Speaker 8: I mean, somebody has a try, and.

1451
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 4: I will be down to try. Okay, if the if

1452
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 4: the air traffic controls in my ear being like push

1453
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 4: this lever? Okay, got it?

1454
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,360
Speaker 2: What if they weren't, if you just had to kind

1455
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 2: of like figure it out? Like do you think you

1456
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 2: could figure it out? No, there's too many could you

1457
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,320
Speaker 2: make it better?

1458
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 4: I could make it better, could make it better, I

1459
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:33,639
Speaker 4: could turn it, just end it quicker.

1460
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, you could trash make me

1461
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: crash slowly.

1462
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,320
Speaker 8: Well, Blair is the only person who gets a point

1463
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 8: this round.

1464
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 4: Curse. Damn.

1465
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 8: We got to think about we have to think about.

1466
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 8: You've got to pee. Everyone needs to be wants a flight. Also,

1467
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,160
Speaker 8: no one should have that much power. If you at

1468
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 8: the window, you're everyone is at your mercy. They shouldn't

1469
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 8: have any windows on a plane. Should be a dark tube.

1470
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: I see, I'm the captain now. The reason you must

1471
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: go through me.

1472
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 2: The reason they have the windows is to prove that

1473
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 2: you actually went somewhere. Otherwise it was just a dark tube.

1474
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 2: They'd be like, we're here and you'd be in the

1475
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:24,679
Speaker 2: same place and you would have no idea.

1476
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,680
Speaker 8: Well, the airline industry is looking for new ways to

1477
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:31,080
Speaker 8: make money, so this wheel is perfect for them. Uh well, okay,

1478
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 8: one point, Carl not off to a good start. Yeah,

1479
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 8: and you also started with curse. I was like, oh,

1480
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,160
Speaker 8: Carl's on his way. Oh Carl, okay.

1481
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 4: I immediately thought back to that dude who wouldn't open

1482
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 4: a shame and we was landing you bitch.

1483
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,759
Speaker 8: Next slide cash gift a curse?

1484
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,799
Speaker 1: You take me for a goddamn fool. Bridger gifts.

1485
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:01,640
Speaker 4: I love it.

1486
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:06,559
Speaker 1: Cool hard cash absolutely not a curse. More money, more problems.

1487
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:11,879
Speaker 1: Yeah right, not for me, bitch, Carl.

1488
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 4: Gift. Cash is a gift. And I'll tell you why.

1489
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 4: This is to everybody in here. This is for the kids.

1490
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 4: This is for the kids. When you come to Dynasty Typewriter,

1491
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 4: the hack is, and I shouldn't tell y'all asses this,

1492
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 4: but the hack is, you pay cash to get your ticket.

1493
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 4: When you first come in, you give them that little

1494
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 4: fourteen dollars to come in there. I'm gonna leave before

1495
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:35,400
Speaker 4: all of y'all y'all gonna be standing that line looking

1496
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 4: like fools trying to get that little machine, trying to

1497
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 4: get your car. Yeah. Interesting, so besided when I call

1498
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 4: you fools, you damn fools.

1499
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:51,520
Speaker 8: Take his abuse. Yeah, okay, cash gift gift, Rob.

1500
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 4: It's a curse.

1501
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we doing? We don't

1502
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,960
Speaker 2: need that. We have our phones, we have every app

1503
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,160
Speaker 2: that sends money.

1504
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 4: This is a curse. We don't need to be Oh.

1505
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 2: I don't I'm so sorry. I don't have fuck you,

1506
01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 2: fuck you you can't pay me right now because you

1507
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,559
Speaker 2: don't have cash. Just send it to me digitally, you

1508
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 2: fucking you old man?

1509
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 4: What position on this, Rob? What are you supposed to

1510
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,599
Speaker 4: row up your arm on Instagram and flash? If it's

1511
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:28,800
Speaker 4: not what are you supposed to put your ear like

1512
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 4: a cell phone? What are you supposed to do? Point?

1513
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,799
Speaker 2: It's a curse, oh, Rob, wrong?

1514
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 8: What you have just become such a villain in so

1515
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 8: many people's eyes. We all love cash. Oh look at this.

1516
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 2: This is to go to an ATM right before.

1517
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 8: This is humiliating. Were you in so many ways?

1518
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:56,719
Speaker 4: Carl?

1519
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,240
Speaker 2: This fucking curse?

1520
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 8: Wow, Carl, you finally have a point on the boards

1521
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 8: yes you. I mean, this is incredible. I'm so happy

1522
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:04,640
Speaker 8: to see it.

1523
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,600
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you so much. How am I going to

1524
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:07,439
Speaker 4: catch up? Thank you?

1525
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 8: I mean you're too behind?

1526
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 4: Now does the.

1527
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 2: Point value go up the morning?

1528
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:13,720
Speaker 8: These are very clearly defined points. Each one is its

1529
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 8: own pressure, precious little jem and okay, two, one zero,

1530
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 8: this is the final one.

1531
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm screwed, So I need.

1532
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:27,000
Speaker 8: You all to be very careful. Gift you a curse

1533
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 8: tomatoes and guacamole.

1534
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the answer, but I feel like

1535
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:37,439
Speaker 1: your answer is different. Okay, so should I probably go

1536
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 1: buy that?

1537
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 8: Can I just pause for one moment? These are all

1538
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,599
Speaker 8: listener suggestions. And I didn't give any of these people credit.

1539
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:48,120
Speaker 8: Oh really, God bless whoever you are on the internet.

1540
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,679
Speaker 4: Christina bln.

1541
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:53,599
Speaker 8: That's the credit for the photos.

1542
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:59,280
Speaker 2: The thing, they're separate people that took photos that we

1543
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,000
Speaker 2: had to get stock images.

1544
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: People who don't like tomatoes are wrong and they don't

1545
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 1: respect my culture and they should be punished.

1546
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 8: So what's your what's your answer?

1547
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, because like I don't know if guacamole

1548
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: is meant to have I like it, but I don't

1549
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,880
Speaker 1: know if guacamole's want top tomatoes in it.

1550
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 4: Don't look at me.

1551
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 1: You put tuna in ramen? Why would I look at you?

1552
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:38,040
Speaker 4: Sick of I have been to Japan.

1553
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 1: They put can tuna in ramen.

1554
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:45,120
Speaker 4: This is not coming to can. It's the bag.

1555
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 1: I think Rob should go first.

1556
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,840
Speaker 4: I would love to go first, to go first, this

1557
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 4: is a curse.

1558
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:56,080
Speaker 2: Why because no one wants to chew through that mess.

1559
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to Christina Bloken who took this stock

1560
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 2: yoto that she had to go somewhere and witness that

1561
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:08,799
Speaker 2: no one wants that. Everyone wants their guacam only smooth

1562
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:15,920
Speaker 2: and bland. I'm already the heel of this podcast. I'm

1563
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 2: doubling down.

1564
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't want any dip to be smooth, never in

1565
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 1: my goddamn life. I want a chunky ass dip. I

1566
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: want to be chewing. I want some surprises. I want

1567
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 1: some blobs. I want some globs.

1568
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:33,160
Speaker 8: So what you're not going to give an answer?

1569
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:41,960
Speaker 4: What you damn Wow? When I got that point, I

1570
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 4: felt on top of it. I felt like, what does

1571
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 4: it felt like a fly? It feels like you can

1572
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:58,680
Speaker 4: fly a plane. I'm gonna say Chipotle does not have

1573
01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:01,639
Speaker 4: tomatoes in their guap. That's true, and guaka is pretty

1574
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 4: damn good. Could be spicy here, but exactly, which is

1575
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 4: why I went making it like to add pico de

1576
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:10,840
Speaker 4: gayome and put a little spice in there, and I

1577
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:20,040
Speaker 4: will add tomatoes into that. Who's sniggling over there, I'm gonna.

1578
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,160
Speaker 1: Say, gift, Well, you have one point, right, I got one.

1579
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 1: I gotta factor that into my answer.

1580
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,800
Speaker 8: You've got two points, because I've got two.

1581
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 1: I'm sitting pretty right now. I'm on top of the

1582
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 1: goddamn worm. Well, I look, look, we know how I feel.

1583
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,719
Speaker 1: I think it's a gift. But I if I'm going

1584
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 1: to try and get into the psyche of the masses,

1585
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:45,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go curse, which I could regret,

1586
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:49,640
Speaker 1: I could really regret and not following my god given intuition.

1587
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:52,719
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go curse.

1588
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 8: It's a gift.

1589
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:55,759
Speaker 6: It's a gift.

1590
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,320
Speaker 2: I regret.

1591
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:07,240
Speaker 4: V one, rotate, sir. We're going down.

1592
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:08,280
Speaker 12: We are going down.

1593
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,680
Speaker 4: Oh I'm going up. I'm taking off right now. I

1594
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 4: said we reached V one and we got to rotate, sir.

1595
01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:19,479
Speaker 4: That's you are upside down, sir. That's finb this peak.

1596
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:23,760
Speaker 4: V one rotate. Remember that, Remember that everybody in here,

1597
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 4: remember that.

1598
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,120
Speaker 8: You need that Peko the guy, you need, the onions,

1599
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,120
Speaker 8: the cilantro, the tomatoes coming here.

1600
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 4: Now.

1601
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:36,080
Speaker 2: I regret bringing you here from Pasadena with a shotgun

1602
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 2: in my car.

1603
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 4: You know how dangerous that is. And the problem was

1604
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,759
Speaker 4: in the drama. Are you about to leave? The cops

1605
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,599
Speaker 4: are like, he looks all right.

1606
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:51,519
Speaker 8: Okay, Well we have a tie and I'm gonna pick

1607
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,960
Speaker 8: one from the listener's bag and see if you guys

1608
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 8: can get that's okay.

1609
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:56,440
Speaker 1: I have learned.

1610
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,719
Speaker 4: I won't say any always got to be yourself.

1611
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 8: I okay, And you have to answer quickly. This is

1612
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:07,160
Speaker 8: a you know, rapid fire gift or a curse work

1613
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,040
Speaker 8: life balance.

1614
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:13,439
Speaker 4: I would get this so easily.

1615
01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 1: Nobody has a job, so I'm gonna go gift.

1616
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:21,439
Speaker 4: Okay, say it again one more time.

1617
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:23,839
Speaker 1: The way you said okay was not good.

1618
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 8: A work life balance.

1619
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:30,800
Speaker 4: I mean that's a curse. Okay, you should always prioritize

1620
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,360
Speaker 4: your life.

1621
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was That what I was saying.

1622
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:38,519
Speaker 1: So why is that a curse?

1623
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:42,320
Speaker 4: Because the people who are like I balance this perfectly,

1624
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:48,000
Speaker 4: which I'm want of those people. But it sucks sometimes

1625
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 4: win the game.

1626
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,800
Speaker 8: The redemption. What an art.

1627
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 4: This is an incredible This flight will be four hours

1628
01:27:02,479 --> 01:27:05,040
Speaker 4: and fifty four minutes landing.

1629
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,920
Speaker 2: The plane is upside down, but you gave the wrong answer.

1630
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:11,920
Speaker 2: This is the tower. The plane is upside down.

1631
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 4: We're to see those sign on because we're getting some

1632
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 4: word from the tower that there might be some slight bumpiness.

1633
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:26,200
Speaker 8: Fire this in the air. You you earned it. Okay,

1634
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:29,519
Speaker 8: we've got to This is the final segment of the podcast.

1635
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,880
Speaker 8: Give me my give this back to me. This is

1636
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,400
Speaker 8: called I said no emails people right into I said

1637
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:39,519
Speaker 8: no gifts at gmail dot com desperate for answers. We're

1638
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 8: gonna try to help one of our pathetical listeners. Oh god,

1639
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 8: I can't get into my thing. I have the glove on.

1640
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:47,360
Speaker 2: Curse.

1641
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:50,519
Speaker 8: Okay, here we go. I'm gonna read this well you

1642
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 8: help me answer a question. Yes, okay, this is dear

1643
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:57,880
Speaker 8: Bridger on Alase, an illustrious guest. I hope you are

1644
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:01,160
Speaker 8: all well. The house dry, the backyard mostly tranquil. Okay,

1645
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:04,680
Speaker 8: this is a poem the flowers Watered. I'm emailing you

1646
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,400
Speaker 8: from the Chicago suburbs with a question about a situation

1647
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,479
Speaker 8: I encountered. Recently, I bought a birthday gift for my

1648
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:13,480
Speaker 8: sister in law and scored a great sale on some clothes.

1649
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 8: I wasn't sure if I could remove the markdown sticker without.

1650
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,599
Speaker 5: Oh, I heard we had a birthday in.

1651
01:28:19,439 --> 01:28:25,879
Speaker 8: The Oh my god, it's Eleana johnson birthday.

1652
01:28:26,479 --> 01:28:37,960
Speaker 6: What is this for me?

1653
01:28:40,439 --> 01:28:42,400
Speaker 5: Miss what?

1654
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 4: Oh?

1655
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:47,599
Speaker 10: I swear to God, Jeff, I don't know what little

1656
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:51,280
Speaker 10: song he's saying you backstage, but today is not his birthday?

1657
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 5: What bring me the microphone? What do you mean, Bridger?

1658
01:28:55,439 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 5: You you sent me a personal email saying it was

1659
01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,800
Speaker 5: your birthday and asked me to buy you this cake

1660
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:04,599
Speaker 5: with my own money. Is it really not your birthday?

1661
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:07,880
Speaker 10: October fourth, nineteen fifty six.

1662
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:16,519
Speaker 5: Jeff, I'm going to ask you to leave, and Jeff,

1663
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:20,400
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say thank you for telling me the truth. Patrick,

1664
01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:23,280
Speaker 5: blow these out right now. Get rid of the candles.

1665
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:26,040
Speaker 5: Get rid of the candles, Get rid of the candles.

1666
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:30,240
Speaker 5: You know what, Bridger, I owe you an apology, not

1667
01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:33,519
Speaker 5: for your lies, but for my failure as a friend,

1668
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:35,960
Speaker 5: for not knowing your birthday was October fourth.

1669
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 8: It was a test, Atlanta, and I failed.

1670
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:44,479
Speaker 5: Bridger, you don't deserve this cake, because this is the

1671
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:50,360
Speaker 5: cake of a trader, and for that I give you

1672
01:29:51,280 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 5: this gift. Now, I only think it fair that we

1673
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:09,080
Speaker 5: all sing Bridger Happy Birthday in advance for October fourth.

1674
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 8: Who's with me, it's October ninth.

1675
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:31,320
Speaker 5: Happy guys. You're a little flat.

1676
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:34,080
Speaker 6: Today.

1677
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:46,080
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Well,

1678
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:48,360
Speaker 8: we can't answer our listener question. That person doesn't mean

1679
01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:52,000
Speaker 8: anything to make well. I think this is the end

1680
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:54,479
Speaker 8: of the show. Wow, there was there.

1681
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 2: Was a moment there where I thought we were in danger.

1682
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:03,240
Speaker 2: I didn't know what was happening. Even though he had

1683
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:06,720
Speaker 2: a microphone. I thought, well, we're gonna get killed here.

1684
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,320
Speaker 8: Imagine an assassin with a microphone.

1685
01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:17,200
Speaker 4: I'm here, brought my own mic start doing a tight five.

1686
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:22,000
Speaker 8: Thank you all for being here, and thank you, thank

1687
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:27,680
Speaker 8: you to these wonderful guests, and thank you to all

1688
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:30,600
Speaker 8: of you. Thank you so much. This has been I

1689
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:36,720
Speaker 8: hope you had a nice time. I think I think

1690
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:40,320
Speaker 8: we hit a roughly ninety minutes. Everything's fine. That's a

1691
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,679
Speaker 8: good amount of time. Now there are people listening later,

1692
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:45,320
Speaker 8: you know, on the podcast of podcast listener who is

1693
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,080
Speaker 8: too cheap to get the live streamer coming to the show.

1694
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:49,720
Speaker 8: That podcast is over. I love each of you, Thank

1695
01:31:49,760 --> 01:32:02,360
Speaker 8: you for listening to the podcast. Good night. I said,

1696
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:05,600
Speaker 8: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1697
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:08,880
Speaker 8: our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1698
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 8: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1699
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 8: Patrick Coottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1700
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:20,559
Speaker 8: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1701
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:23,200
Speaker 8: on Instagram at I said No Gifts, I don't want

1702
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,439
Speaker 8: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1703
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 8: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1704
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:32,160
Speaker 8: you want to see pictures of the gifts? Well, I invit?

1705
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:33,120
Speaker 1: Did you hear?

1706
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:40,800
Speaker 11: Funna man myself perfectly clear? When you're a guest to me,

1707
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:49,120
Speaker 11: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no,

1708
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:57,000
Speaker 11: guests your presences presence And I'm already too much stuff.

1709
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,759
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey?

1710
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:03,720
Speaker 8: Hey me boo