WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer

0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Tap Michael Oppenheimer.

0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:09.879
<v Speaker 2>The email says, my friend Glenn would be the perfect

0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.440
<v Speaker 2>target for his phone tap. Glenn's been getting annoying calls

0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.439
<v Speaker 2>from phone solicitors for years, and he just got a

0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.360
<v Speaker 2>brand new cell phone. Why don't we christen his brand

0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.680
<v Speaker 2>new cell phone. Mike wants to play this phone tap

0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.360
<v Speaker 2>on his buddy Glenn. Well, here we go, Scary, of course,

0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:27.920
<v Speaker 2>playing the part of the relentless evil telemarketer Michael Oppenheimer.

0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Mike is in the same room as Glenn while Scary's

0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.560
<v Speaker 2>doing the phone tap, so you'll hear him the background. Okay,

0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.440
<v Speaker 2>so here we go Michael Oppenheimer with today's phone tap.

0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Killer.

0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Travel Pedeal

0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Northeast Direct. How are you doing today?

0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:44.159
<v Speaker 3>Not too bad?

0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:44.599
<v Speaker 4>What's up?

0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.239
<v Speaker 1>We have specials on some wonderful vacation packages at this time.

0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.280
<v Speaker 4>So I'm not really interested in any vacations right now. Dude.

0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you'd like to go to Punta Khana in the

0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Dominican Republic.

0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.280
<v Speaker 4>No, I like to stay in America.

0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.840
<v Speaker 1>We have thirty five percent off at the Grand Paradise Bovaro.

0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.279
<v Speaker 4>To be honest with your buddy. You know what, I'm

0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:09.520
<v Speaker 4>not really interested. Okay, yeah, this is mister Michael.

0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm from Travel Palding with you stret How you doing today, sir?

0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.039
<v Speaker 4>Not too bad? I'm not interested. I'd tell you that before.

0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.480
<v Speaker 1>We can give you cruises now. We have bon voyage

0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.920
<v Speaker 1>packages starting at just four hundred and nineteen dollars if

0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:20.240
<v Speaker 1>you'd like.

0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:22.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to be nice, so you hear me. I

0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.200
<v Speaker 4>don't want to hang up on you. I'm not interested.

0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:30.760
<v Speaker 1>We can get you a four day Caribbean. This is

0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.240
<v Speaker 1>mister Michael. I've gotten disconnected.

0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.200
<v Speaker 4>No, we didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you.

0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I'm I'm tired of.

0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.559
<v Speaker 4>The phone calls. You're talking to a police phone.

0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do this, okay, okay.

0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.120
<v Speaker 1>But we can give you a five day Caribbean Western.

0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't care what you're saying. Listen, hear me what

0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you for the last time. This is a

0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.840
<v Speaker 4>police department phone.

0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I understand you.

0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.680
<v Speaker 4>Do not call this phone again.

0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:54.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm a telemarketer.

0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't care what you are. Don't call this phone again.

0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.520
<v Speaker 1>So your name is on our list. We have everything

0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to do that my means on your list.

0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.080
<v Speaker 4>You leave me alone alone.

0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Somebody must have signed you up. Maybe he was a

0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.040
<v Speaker 1>loved one. Maybe you'd like to treat your family to

0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:08.000
<v Speaker 1>a fun vacation.

0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:09.560
<v Speaker 4>I love to treat him to a lot of things.

0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.760
<v Speaker 4>Here's what I'm gonna treat you too. Count to three

0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.560
<v Speaker 4>and if you don't hear anything, that means I hung

0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.040
<v Speaker 4>up on you. Okay, watch this, just count the three.

0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:21.800
<v Speaker 1>How about a fun filled Oh yes, this is mister

0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:23.639
<v Speaker 1>Michael Upon from travel Town.

0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.639
<v Speaker 3>Are you for real?

0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.720
<v Speaker 1>We have a trip for you for Cancun, Mexico for

0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.160
<v Speaker 1>seven nine.

0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.600
<v Speaker 3>You can call me one more time on this telephone number.

0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you I'm gonna call a better business bureau

0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.280
<v Speaker 4>on you people. And that's the end of it.

0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Sir, you sound a little high strung. Maybe you can

0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:37.640
<v Speaker 1>use a vacation at this time.

0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:41.440
<v Speaker 4>No, look, I want a vacation from this telephone call. Hello,

0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't call here no more. I don't want to trip, buddy,

0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:47.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to go to sleep.

0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Is skiing your thing?

0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.720
<v Speaker 4>No ski, no.

0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Leg Maybe you'd like to go to Las Vegas, Nevada's

0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:58.880
<v Speaker 1>where maybe gambling is your thing? My house, that's unfortunate.

0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.079
<v Speaker 1>Can I have your dress at this time? Please?

0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? One two three Mockingberg Lane, Texas.

0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.839
<v Speaker 1>Zip code please.

0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.800
<v Speaker 4>One two three four five six seven.

0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.840
<v Speaker 1>That's too many digits for a zip code?

0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.000
<v Speaker 4>One two three four five. That's how ridiculous this phone

0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:13.440
<v Speaker 4>call is?

0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Which credit card would you like to be using it

0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:15.720
<v Speaker 1>this time?

0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.920
<v Speaker 4>I got about you know, three four dozen? Let me

0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:19.839
<v Speaker 4>just go put in my pocket and thank every going

0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.840
<v Speaker 4>for you. They're all gone. I don't have any.

0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.280
<v Speaker 1>How would you expect to pay for this trip?

0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.040
<v Speaker 4>Sir? Do you do? You?

0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Do?

0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:25.760
<v Speaker 3>You do you get?

0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.200
<v Speaker 4>Do you get thrills on calling somebody? Seven times? Sir?

0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Stop talking and you listen now, Sir.

0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:32.360
<v Speaker 3>I've been an idea.

0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:33.680
<v Speaker 4>You're you're aggravating me.

0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm busy.

0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.720
<v Speaker 4>You're calling me on my time, not yours. I don't

0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:37.760
<v Speaker 4>want your vacations.

0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.800
<v Speaker 3>I said no to everything. You can't have my address? No, no, no,

0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:45.240
<v Speaker 3>or on a checklist on your computer, check the number

0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:46.880
<v Speaker 3>and throw the number out and forget.

0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:47.520
<v Speaker 4>You called me.

0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Somebody at some time must have been interested in a

0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:50.920
<v Speaker 1>happy getaway.

0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:51.720
<v Speaker 3>No, not me.

0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm sitting here listening, just so you get to the

0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.040
<v Speaker 4>end and I could say, no, I don't know. I

0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:57.960
<v Speaker 4>understand why you people don't understand it.

0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.320
<v Speaker 1>No, don't mean no, but maybe you could changeange your

0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.240
<v Speaker 1>mind because.

0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm not changing my mind. And I'll tell you what,

0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.000
<v Speaker 4>even if I would change my mind, I wouldn't change

0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.680
<v Speaker 4>it on this phone call. Now, Can I hold on?

0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.480
<v Speaker 4>Let me go get the newspaper. I'll find out a

0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.920
<v Speaker 4>good ad to see where you can go. Hold on

0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.920
<v Speaker 4>one second. Oh Jesus, you know you can go on

0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.360
<v Speaker 4>Perio tours. You can go to Italy.

0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.200
<v Speaker 3>You want to go to Italy.

0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I've been to Italy, so this is amazing.

0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna stay on the phone for three hours. That's

0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.760
<v Speaker 4>what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna drive this guy now.

0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now that we send you over to Orlando, Florida.

0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you a fan of Mickey Mouse and or else?

0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.360
<v Speaker 4>All right, look, look look I'm hanging up now.

0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.840
<v Speaker 3>Don't call back because it's not by mistake.

0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:34.919
<v Speaker 4>It's not by mistake. Trust me, sir. You're doing a

0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.279
<v Speaker 4>good job. Bother somebody else, please, sir. If you're bother

0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:39.320
<v Speaker 4>somebody else, sir, if.

0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.919
<v Speaker 1>You're act now, we'll throw in some American tourist or luggage.

0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.159
<v Speaker 4>I can't now, I'm asking now by he can throw you.

0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Up and I'm with

0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Travel down Northeaster d.

0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what.

0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.560
<v Speaker 4>I'll find something from you if you give me to

0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:55.440
<v Speaker 4>your supervisor.

0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:59.440
<v Speaker 1>My supervisor his name is Michael Doherty from West Babylon.

0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.480
<v Speaker 1>And this is Gary Jones from Elvis Duran. And you've

0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:03.520
<v Speaker 1>been phone tapped.

0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.360
<v Speaker 3>You got your the best, you got your the best.

0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.400
<v Speaker 4>I've been phone tapped, still laughing. In the background over there,

0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.080
<v Speaker 4>I got this jerk next to me that he was

0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.080
<v Speaker 4>playing dumper this whole I can't. I'll tell you what

0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:17.920
<v Speaker 4>you guys are landless man.

0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.920
<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.480
<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.240
<v Speaker 4>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.039
<v Speaker 4>the Morning show