Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.
Speaker 1: Tap Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: The email says, my friend Glenn would be the perfect
Speaker 2: target for his phone tap. Glenn's been getting annoying calls
Speaker 2: from phone solicitors for years, and he just got a
Speaker 2: brand new cell phone. Why don't we christen his brand
Speaker 2: new cell phone. Mike wants to play this phone tap
Speaker 2: on his buddy Glenn. Well, here we go, Scary, of course,
Speaker 2: playing the part of the relentless evil telemarketer Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: Mike is in the same room as Glenn while Scary's
Speaker 2: doing the phone tap, so you'll hear him the background. Okay,
Speaker 2: so here we go Michael Oppenheimer with today's phone tap.
Speaker 3: Killer.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Travel Pedeal
Speaker 1: Northeast Direct. How are you doing today?
Speaker 3: Not too bad?
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 1: We have specials on some wonderful vacation packages at this time.
Speaker 4: So I'm not really interested in any vacations right now. Dude.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'd like to go to Punta Khana in the
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic.
Speaker 4: No, I like to stay in America.
Speaker 1: We have thirty five percent off at the Grand Paradise Bovaro.
Speaker 4: To be honest with your buddy. You know what, I'm
Speaker 4: not really interested. Okay, yeah, this is mister Michael.
Speaker 1: I'm from Travel Palding with you stret How you doing today, sir?
Speaker 4: Not too bad? I'm not interested. I'd tell you that before.
Speaker 1: We can give you cruises now. We have bon voyage
Speaker 1: packages starting at just four hundred and nineteen dollars if
Speaker 1: you'd like.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to be nice, so you hear me. I
Speaker 4: don't want to hang up on you. I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: We can get you a four day Caribbean. This is
Speaker 1: mister Michael. I've gotten disconnected.
Speaker 4: No, we didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm I'm tired of.
Speaker 4: The phone calls. You're talking to a police phone.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: But we can give you a five day Caribbean Western.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you're saying. Listen, hear me what
Speaker 4: I'm telling you for the last time. This is a
Speaker 4: police department phone.
Speaker 1: I understand you.
Speaker 4: Do not call this phone again.
Speaker 1: So I'm a telemarketer.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you are. Don't call this phone again.
Speaker 1: So your name is on our list. We have everything
Speaker 1: to do that my means on your list.
Speaker 4: You leave me alone alone.
Speaker 1: Somebody must have signed you up. Maybe he was a
Speaker 1: loved one. Maybe you'd like to treat your family to
Speaker 1: a fun vacation.
Speaker 4: I love to treat him to a lot of things.
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm gonna treat you too. Count to three
Speaker 4: and if you don't hear anything, that means I hung
Speaker 4: up on you. Okay, watch this, just count the three.
Speaker 1: How about a fun filled Oh yes, this is mister
Speaker 1: Michael Upon from travel Town.
Speaker 3: Are you for real?
Speaker 1: We have a trip for you for Cancun, Mexico for
Speaker 1: seven nine.
Speaker 3: You can call me one more time on this telephone number.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you I'm gonna call a better business bureau
Speaker 4: on you people. And that's the end of it.
Speaker 1: Sir, you sound a little high strung. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: use a vacation at this time.
Speaker 4: No, look, I want a vacation from this telephone call. Hello,
Speaker 4: I don't call here no more. I don't want to trip, buddy,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Is skiing your thing?
Speaker 4: No ski, no.
Speaker 1: Leg Maybe you'd like to go to Las Vegas, Nevada's
Speaker 1: where maybe gambling is your thing? My house, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Can I have your dress at this time? Please?
Speaker 4: Yeah? One two three Mockingberg Lane, Texas.
Speaker 1: Zip code please.
Speaker 4: One two three four five six seven.
Speaker 1: That's too many digits for a zip code?
Speaker 4: One two three four five. That's how ridiculous this phone
Speaker 4: call is?
Speaker 1: Which credit card would you like to be using it
Speaker 1: this time?
Speaker 4: I got about you know, three four dozen? Let me
Speaker 4: just go put in my pocket and thank every going
Speaker 4: for you. They're all gone. I don't have any.
Speaker 1: How would you expect to pay for this trip?
Speaker 4: Sir? Do you do? You?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: You do you get?
Speaker 4: Do you get thrills on calling somebody? Seven times? Sir?
Speaker 4: Stop talking and you listen now, Sir.
Speaker 3: I've been an idea.
Speaker 4: You're you're aggravating me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm busy.
Speaker 4: You're calling me on my time, not yours. I don't
Speaker 4: want your vacations.
Speaker 3: I said no to everything. You can't have my address? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: or on a checklist on your computer, check the number
Speaker 3: and throw the number out and forget.
Speaker 4: You called me.
Speaker 1: Somebody at some time must have been interested in a
Speaker 1: happy getaway.
Speaker 3: No, not me.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting here listening, just so you get to the
Speaker 4: end and I could say, no, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: understand why you people don't understand it.
Speaker 1: No, don't mean no, but maybe you could changeange your
Speaker 1: mind because.
Speaker 4: I'm not changing my mind. And I'll tell you what,
Speaker 4: even if I would change my mind, I wouldn't change
Speaker 4: it on this phone call. Now, Can I hold on?
Speaker 4: Let me go get the newspaper. I'll find out a
Speaker 4: good ad to see where you can go. Hold on
Speaker 4: one second. Oh Jesus, you know you can go on
Speaker 4: Perio tours. You can go to Italy.
Speaker 3: You want to go to Italy.
Speaker 1: I've been to Italy, so this is amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stay on the phone for three hours. That's
Speaker 4: what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna drive this guy now.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that we send you over to Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 1: Are you a fan of Mickey Mouse and or else?
Speaker 4: All right, look, look look I'm hanging up now.
Speaker 3: Don't call back because it's not by mistake.
Speaker 4: It's not by mistake. Trust me, sir. You're doing a
Speaker 4: good job. Bother somebody else, please, sir. If you're bother
Speaker 4: somebody else, sir, if.
Speaker 1: You're act now, we'll throw in some American tourist or luggage.
Speaker 4: I can't now, I'm asking now by he can throw you.
Speaker 1: Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Up and I'm with
Speaker 1: Travel down Northeaster d.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: I'll find something from you if you give me to
Speaker 4: your supervisor.
Speaker 1: My supervisor his name is Michael Doherty from West Babylon.
Speaker 1: And this is Gary Jones from Elvis Duran. And you've
Speaker 1: been phone tapped.
Speaker 3: You got your the best, you got your the best.
Speaker 4: I've been phone tapped, still laughing. In the background over there,
Speaker 4: I got this jerk next to me that he was
Speaker 4: playing dumper this whole I can't. I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: you guys are landless man.
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