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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 2: The email says, my friend Glenn would be the perfect

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Speaker 2: target for his phone tap. Glenn's been getting annoying calls

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Speaker 2: from phone solicitors for years, and he just got a

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Speaker 2: brand new cell phone. Why don't we christen his brand

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Speaker 2: new cell phone. Mike wants to play this phone tap

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Speaker 2: on his buddy Glenn. Well, here we go, Scary, of course,

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Speaker 2: playing the part of the relentless evil telemarketer Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 2: Mike is in the same room as Glenn while Scary's

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Speaker 2: doing the phone tap, so you'll hear him the background. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so here we go Michael Oppenheimer with today's phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Killer.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Travel Pedeal

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Speaker 1: Northeast Direct. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 3: Not too bad?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 1: We have specials on some wonderful vacation packages at this time.

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Speaker 4: So I'm not really interested in any vacations right now. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you'd like to go to Punta Khana in the

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Speaker 1: Dominican Republic.

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Speaker 4: No, I like to stay in America.

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Speaker 1: We have thirty five percent off at the Grand Paradise Bovaro.

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Speaker 4: To be honest with your buddy. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 4: not really interested. Okay, yeah, this is mister Michael.

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Speaker 1: I'm from Travel Palding with you stret How you doing today, sir?

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Speaker 4: Not too bad? I'm not interested. I'd tell you that before.

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Speaker 1: We can give you cruises now. We have bon voyage

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Speaker 1: packages starting at just four hundred and nineteen dollars if

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Speaker 1: you'd like.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to be nice, so you hear me. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to hang up on you. I'm not interested.

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Speaker 1: We can get you a four day Caribbean. This is

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Speaker 1: mister Michael. I've gotten disconnected.

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Speaker 4: No, we didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm I'm tired of.

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Speaker 4: The phone calls. You're talking to a police phone.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do this, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: But we can give you a five day Caribbean Western.

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Speaker 4: I don't care what you're saying. Listen, hear me what

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you for the last time. This is a

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Speaker 4: police department phone.

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Speaker 1: I understand you.

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Speaker 4: Do not call this phone again.

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Speaker 1: So I'm a telemarketer.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what you are. Don't call this phone again.

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Speaker 1: So your name is on our list. We have everything

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Speaker 1: to do that my means on your list.

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Speaker 4: You leave me alone alone.

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Speaker 1: Somebody must have signed you up. Maybe he was a

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Speaker 1: loved one. Maybe you'd like to treat your family to

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Speaker 1: a fun vacation.

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Speaker 4: I love to treat him to a lot of things.

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Speaker 4: Here's what I'm gonna treat you too. Count to three

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Speaker 4: and if you don't hear anything, that means I hung

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Speaker 4: up on you. Okay, watch this, just count the three.

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Speaker 1: How about a fun filled Oh yes, this is mister

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Speaker 1: Michael Upon from travel Town.

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Speaker 3: Are you for real?

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Speaker 1: We have a trip for you for Cancun, Mexico for

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Speaker 1: seven nine.

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Speaker 3: You can call me one more time on this telephone number.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you I'm gonna call a better business bureau

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Speaker 4: on you people. And that's the end of it.

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Speaker 1: Sir, you sound a little high strung. Maybe you can

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Speaker 1: use a vacation at this time.

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Speaker 4: No, look, I want a vacation from this telephone call. Hello,

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Speaker 4: I don't call here no more. I don't want to trip, buddy,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Is skiing your thing?

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Speaker 4: No ski, no.

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Speaker 1: Leg Maybe you'd like to go to Las Vegas, Nevada's

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Speaker 1: where maybe gambling is your thing? My house, that's unfortunate.

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Speaker 1: Can I have your dress at this time? Please?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? One two three Mockingberg Lane, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Zip code please.

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Speaker 4: One two three four five six seven.

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Speaker 1: That's too many digits for a zip code?

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Speaker 4: One two three four five. That's how ridiculous this phone

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Speaker 4: call is?

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Speaker 1: Which credit card would you like to be using it

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Speaker 1: this time?

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Speaker 4: I got about you know, three four dozen? Let me

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Speaker 4: just go put in my pocket and thank every going

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Speaker 4: for you. They're all gone. I don't have any.

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Speaker 1: How would you expect to pay for this trip?

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Speaker 4: Sir? Do you do? You?

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Speaker 1: Do?

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Speaker 3: You do you get?

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Speaker 4: Do you get thrills on calling somebody? Seven times? Sir?

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Speaker 4: Stop talking and you listen now, Sir.

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Speaker 3: I've been an idea.

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Speaker 4: You're you're aggravating me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm busy.

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Speaker 4: You're calling me on my time, not yours. I don't

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Speaker 4: want your vacations.

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Speaker 3: I said no to everything. You can't have my address? No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: or on a checklist on your computer, check the number

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Speaker 3: and throw the number out and forget.

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Speaker 4: You called me.

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Speaker 1: Somebody at some time must have been interested in a

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Speaker 1: happy getaway.

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Speaker 3: No, not me.

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting here listening, just so you get to the

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Speaker 4: end and I could say, no, I don't know. I

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Speaker 4: understand why you people don't understand it.

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Speaker 1: No, don't mean no, but maybe you could changeange your

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Speaker 1: mind because.

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Speaker 4: I'm not changing my mind. And I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 4: even if I would change my mind, I wouldn't change

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Speaker 4: it on this phone call. Now, Can I hold on?

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Speaker 4: Let me go get the newspaper. I'll find out a

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Speaker 4: good ad to see where you can go. Hold on

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Speaker 4: one second. Oh Jesus, you know you can go on

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Speaker 4: Perio tours. You can go to Italy.

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Speaker 3: You want to go to Italy.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Italy, so this is amazing.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna stay on the phone for three hours. That's

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Speaker 4: what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna drive this guy now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now that we send you over to Orlando, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Are you a fan of Mickey Mouse and or else?

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Speaker 4: All right, look, look look I'm hanging up now.

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Speaker 3: Don't call back because it's not by mistake.

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Speaker 4: It's not by mistake. Trust me, sir. You're doing a

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Speaker 4: good job. Bother somebody else, please, sir. If you're bother

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Speaker 4: somebody else, sir, if.

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Speaker 1: You're act now, we'll throw in some American tourist or luggage.

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Speaker 4: I can't now, I'm asking now by he can throw you.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Up and I'm with

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Speaker 1: Travel down Northeaster d.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: I'll find something from you if you give me to

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Speaker 4: your supervisor.

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Speaker 1: My supervisor his name is Michael Doherty from West Babylon.

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Speaker 1: And this is Gary Jones from Elvis Duran. And you've

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Speaker 1: been phone tapped.

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Speaker 3: You got your the best, you got your the best.

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Speaker 4: I've been phone tapped, still laughing. In the background over there,

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Speaker 4: I got this jerk next to me that he was

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Speaker 4: playing dumper this whole I can't. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 4: you guys are landless man.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 4: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 4: the Morning show