WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Swappin With Squeegee

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners reached out to us because she

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<v Speaker 1>just bought herself a new pair of earrings. Cute, and

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<v Speaker 1>immediately her boyfriend was like, where'd you get those?

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<v Speaker 2>Who gave those to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of just answering him and saying she bought them

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<v Speaker 1>on her own, she did the smart thing and reached

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<v Speaker 1>out to us. We're going to clear everything up for

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<v Speaker 1>this guy in your phone tap right now's phone taps

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, is this Caitlin's boyfriend? Ace? Yeah, it was this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, I just wanted to make sure that she

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<v Speaker 1>got those ear rings. Who might speak with I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is that really important?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean calling me asked with my girlfriend? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of important that and that I know who

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<v Speaker 2>this is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, man, I just I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>get a confirmation. You know, I don't really want to

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<v Speaker 1>get involved in anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I just do you know if she got this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not giving any information for me unless you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The thing is like, I don't really think you

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<v Speaker 2>want to know, Oh I do. I do want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I want to know. I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I actually ran into her the other day

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<v Speaker 1>at Starbucks, she calls me Squeegee.

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<v Speaker 2>So Squeegee, what the kind of name was squeegee?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she she's the one who came up with that

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<v Speaker 1>a while back when we were dating.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, you could blame her for that, but

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<v Speaker 2>you're her ex shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're giving her gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no, not exactly. Well, giving her earrings sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like you're giving her gifts. I don't see how it's not. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I look, it's not like that. Man, hell is squeegee?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, only she's supposed to call me that name, So

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of weird when you say it. What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell are you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you sending earrings? And oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 2>is exactly what I didn't want. Why don't you stop? Solemn?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what you're doing? All right? Just relaxed, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>Like tell me to relax.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my girlfriend, Okay, I I I probably shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this, but it's kind of like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a swap sort of deal.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's basically a trade because somebody else gave Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>this like weird sweater and some necklace thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the one who gave her those Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, look man, honestly she thought they were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of yeah, and my current girl didn't like the earrings

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<v Speaker 1>that I bought for her, so it was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a swap.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you no?

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<v Speaker 1>So I gave her the earrings in exchange for the

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<v Speaker 1>sweater and the fake necklace thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That she got.

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<v Speaker 1>That necklace is real, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at her right now, doesn't doesn't really look real?

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<v Speaker 2>That nexus costs eight hundred dollars. Oh god, really? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, really look man. Like I've been trying to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to cause problems. I just I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering problems, man, Okay, I'm just asking, like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>still have the receipt for it? Because I'm assuming that

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<v Speaker 1>you got it at like some secondhand stores. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>can exchange it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, shut up, Well I'm talking here, like some old

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<v Speaker 2>board shorts. Maybe. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it would just be easier to talk to Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>about the whole gift swap thing because.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no trades. I don't know how you get my

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<v Speaker 2>second number, and I don't really give it. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not talking to her anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to her. She's the one

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<v Speaker 1>who called me to set you up for this prank call.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean blame her. What, Yeah, this prank call

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<v Speaker 1>because my name is actually jeff from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, we're doing a phone tap on you. Dude, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a prank, that's what you're telling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not Caitlin's ex. I'm just a stupid radio host.

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<v Speaker 2>You better I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn emailed us because she said that you've been asking

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about the earrings, so she wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>mess with you. I mean, I was like, why is

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<v Speaker 1>her ex giving her gifts?

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<v Speaker 2>And dude, I was just losing my mind. He's over

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<v Speaker 2>here thinking this is okay for some reason. Way, so

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<v Speaker 2>about it, Like, you don't send your ex girlfriend gifts? No,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, I don't send my ex girlfriend gifts when

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<v Speaker 2>she's not with someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>But I saw a picture of the necklace, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's not really real, right, it's real?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, sorry, no, yeah, I mean totally looks real.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, yeah, he says, so, oh, my brook In

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties