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Speaker 1: Hey y'all, what's up? Welcome back to another episode of
Speaker 1: Carefully Reckless. What's your Girl? Just hilarious? This is not
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Speaker 1: real quick, grab your tea because it's time for story time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So today's topic is about lies. There's a story in
Speaker 1: a bible. Y'all know I'm spiritual. Let me get into this.
Speaker 1: Two women they were pregnant at the same time. They
Speaker 1: both had their babies at the same time. They went
Speaker 1: to sleep. One of the mothers rolled over on her
Speaker 1: baby and smothered her baby. When she realized that she
Speaker 1: had smothered and killed her baby, she switched her baby
Speaker 1: out with the living baby. She put her dead baby
Speaker 1: on the chest of the other mother and took the
Speaker 1: living baby and put that baby on her chest. The
Speaker 1: next morning, when they woke up, the lady who had
Speaker 1: the dead baby on her chest was in awe. She
Speaker 1: was shocked. She was crying frantic that her baby was dead. Now,
Speaker 1: when she further examined this baby, she realized this ain't
Speaker 1: my baby. So she went to the other woman. She said, hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on. This is your baby. The other lady said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's your baby. You rolled over on your baby, you
Speaker 1: killed your baby, you smothered your baby. This is my baby.
Speaker 1: They went back and forth with each other for a while.
Speaker 1: The king came in and they told him the story. Now,
Speaker 1: this lady was still lying, this is my baby. She
Speaker 1: trying to take my baby when she knows she killed
Speaker 1: her baby. Knowing damn well that she was lying, right,
Speaker 1: the King said, okay, cool, cut all of us out,
Speaker 1: cut the living child into two pieces, and give half
Speaker 1: to the one woman and give the other half to
Speaker 1: the other woman. So the mother of the living baby
Speaker 1: was deeply moved. Man, She was deeply moved over her son.
Speaker 1: So she said, listen, forget it. Please, don't cause no harm,
Speaker 1: said the baby. Don't kill the baby. If it has
Speaker 1: to come down to you killing the baby, just give
Speaker 1: her the baby. It's fine, although it's it was her baby.
Speaker 1: She was deeply moved by the fact that he was
Speaker 1: gonna slit this baby into two and give them both
Speaker 1: a piece of it. So she said, you know what,
Speaker 1: forget it, just give the baby to her, although that
Speaker 1: was her child. The other lady said, he shall be
Speaker 1: neither mine nor yours. Cut him. Then the king said,
Speaker 1: give the first woman, who was pleading for his life,
Speaker 1: the living child, and by no means kill him. She
Speaker 1: is the mother. Now listen, that lady was selfish, selfish
Speaker 1: as hell. That's one of the stories in the Bible
Speaker 1: that move means, one of my favorite stories because it's
Speaker 1: like you got those people that exist today, that are
Speaker 1: living today, who would lie so badly to get ahead
Speaker 1: or to get away with something. Now she knows she
Speaker 1: killed that child, she couldn't even have enough remorse and
Speaker 1: enough grief in her heart to really tell the trip.
Speaker 1: And then back in those days, God really really came
Speaker 1: down on you hard. If you ain't never read the Bible,
Speaker 1: you need to get into it. Y'all think y'all y'all
Speaker 1: are gangsters today, y'all think killing is at an all
Speaker 1: time how today, y'all think ship is reckless today? Man,
Speaker 1: God was getting with niggas in the Bible. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about like it's ship that you couldn't come back
Speaker 1: from you know what I mean, if you disobeyed him,
Speaker 1: if you didn't live by his commandments and his statues,
Speaker 1: like yo, it was a way that he would get
Speaker 1: you about it. There this woman so selfishly took this
Speaker 1: woman's baby, And how could you swap out your dead
Speaker 1: baby who just died for another woman's baby, like it's nothing,
Speaker 1: like she wasn't gonna wake up and realize this ain't
Speaker 1: my baby. That brings me deeper into the topic lies. Now,
Speaker 1: there are all kinds of lies, white lies, reasonable lines,
Speaker 1: deceitful lies, lies that that can help you get away
Speaker 1: with ship, lies that can't. Not everybody in lies in
Speaker 1: their life. But you have habitual liars, compulsive liars, all
Speaker 1: kinds of liars. You've got people that can lie and
Speaker 1: change someone else's life. Like that one lie that that
Speaker 1: woman told in the Bible ultimately could have changed both
Speaker 1: of their lives for the worst. The king could have
Speaker 1: believed the woman had he not say okay, let's slip
Speaker 1: this baby down, and half surety was all for it.
Speaker 1: She was all for King Solomon killing that other baby,
Speaker 1: all because she had killed hers by mistake, didn't even
Speaker 1: kill her baby on purpose. But you have no heart.
Speaker 1: You can lie like that with no regard for the
Speaker 1: next person. You have no heart. There are real people
Speaker 1: like that in this world today. Now, there are times
Speaker 1: that I've told lies to get ahead. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: y'all know, carefully, reckless discussion. I'm gonna tell y'all I've
Speaker 1: told a lie to get where I am today. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you so. Back when I was doing videos
Speaker 1: and ship, I had a desk job. I used to
Speaker 1: work at this place called Team Together, Everyone Achieves More.
Speaker 1: I used to work with children, teenagers, middle schoolers, you know,
Speaker 1: elements from elementary school to high schools. I was a
Speaker 1: receptionist at a PRP company. And this was back when
Speaker 1: Instagram videos were about fifteen seconds. I was making videos. Now.
Speaker 1: A lot of y'all who are listening knew me back
Speaker 1: in this time because a lot of y'all all my
Speaker 1: day ones love y'all to death for it. I wasn't
Speaker 1: always doing stand up. I kind of like got into that.
Speaker 1: My older brother DESI, who I tour with now, kind
Speaker 1: of pushed me into that direction. Never wanted to do
Speaker 1: stand up, never grew up on stand up, never studied
Speaker 1: the art of it or anything until I got into
Speaker 1: it about four years ago. By then my videos were
Speaker 1: surfacing and circulating the net and going viral and ship.
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence's brother reached out to me and he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: my name is Rob Lawrence. I wanted to let you know, Martin,
Speaker 1: my brother has taken a liking to your videos and
Speaker 1: he loves how creative you are, and he wants to
Speaker 1: know if you would love to do a project with him.
Speaker 1: I said, what, nigga, what you already know? What's up
Speaker 1: with me? I didn't believe it was Martin, though, so
Speaker 1: he called me when he got around Martin and let
Speaker 1: me speak to him now listening Like I said, I
Speaker 1: never grew up on stand up comedy, but I grew
Speaker 1: up however, on Martin sitcom. Everybody and their mother grew
Speaker 1: up on Martin. I don't care what you say. Even
Speaker 1: if you're never watching, you better act like you did,
Speaker 1: because that will get your black cart revoked real quick.
Speaker 1: That will get your ass beating up. Don't never say
Speaker 1: I ain't watching Martin growing up. I was so astonished.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I'm like, yo, hold up, Martin loves
Speaker 1: my videos. I heard his voice he said, hey, how
Speaker 1: are you doing. I'm like, hey, y'all, what's up? He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know him from her let's sen there. I know
Speaker 1: everything about you. He said, okay, do you do stand up? Now? Listen.
Speaker 1: I know that I had never done it before. I
Speaker 1: ain't only been on stage twice. Tried that ship twice
Speaker 1: at an open mic at a small OTTLD bar in
Speaker 1: my city. That's not even something that I was taking serious.
Speaker 1: It was just something that I did because my brother
Speaker 1: threw me up there. I had only been on stage
Speaker 1: twice for all of thirty seconds to two minutes people,
Speaker 1: and this man asked me that I do stand up
Speaker 1: and I said, hell yeah, lie like a motherfucker. He said,
Speaker 1: how long you've been doing stand up? I said, Ship,
Speaker 1: a couple of years. You know something I knew to this, Nick,
Speaker 1: I'm true to this, lying in like a bit, palm
Speaker 1: sweaty and everything. He said, okay, So you know I'm
Speaker 1: on a tour right. This was the what Now Tour
Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen, he said, and I'll be coming
Speaker 1: to Baltimore City performing that the arena. I wanted to
Speaker 1: know if you would like to open up for me?
Speaker 1: I said, what I like to open up, nigga. I said, Nigga,
Speaker 1: you already know I'm gonna open up for you. How
Speaker 1: much time you need me do? He said, how much
Speaker 1: time can you do? Now? Listen, y'all already told y'all, yoll,
Speaker 1: I had only been on stage for about thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to a minute or two. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I was real new to this nigked I said, man,
Speaker 1: this ship I about thirty minutes, you know, so I
Speaker 1: can do whatever you need me do. Ship, it ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, the show is in three days.
Speaker 1: I'm gona had my brother send you all information or whatever.
Speaker 1: Get down there. I'm gonna set you up nice in
Speaker 1: the green room or whatever. I want you to come
Speaker 1: on be a guest spot. That's ten minutes. When I
Speaker 1: tell y'all, ten minutes felt like a fucking hour, bro. Listen.
Speaker 1: I went to my brother, I said, your more just
Speaker 1: reached out, Yo, this nigga want me open up for him?
Speaker 1: He said, all right, So what then are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I said, I'm open up for him. But I only
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds of material. He said thirty seconds, oh
Speaker 1: b but we're about to sit down and right for
Speaker 1: three days straight. My brother helped me right ten minutes
Speaker 1: of comedy, my nigga ten minutes. I felt good about it.
Speaker 1: I did because I ain't never been shy. I ain't
Speaker 1: never been stage fright, bitch. I ain't never been scared
Speaker 1: to talk to nobody. All it is is talking, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I never been scared. I was
Speaker 1: just nervous because I had never done this ship before.
Speaker 1: And I lied to a legend. I lied just to
Speaker 1: get on this man stage. I lied just to get
Speaker 1: in the presence of Martin Lawrence. I lied just to
Speaker 1: meet this nigga. Yes, nigga, I lied about everything. So
Speaker 1: fast forward, show night, right, showtime. I had my nice
Speaker 1: little burgundy uh pants suit on, had my nice little
Speaker 1: wig done, you know me, had on something like you know,
Speaker 1: some little kitten heels and ship. Now mind you, I'm
Speaker 1: a tom girl. I ain't never did this ship no head.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't dress like that.
Speaker 1: I usually rock a pair Nike and Forces with a sweatsuit,
Speaker 1: throw my head up in the bun or whatever got
Speaker 1: my braids or whatever. Tom Girl at its finest, Nah,
Speaker 1: I was like ship this. Martin went to Express, got
Speaker 1: me a nice pant suit, put it on. I went
Speaker 1: down there, walked in like I was Monique bitch. I'm like, ship,
Speaker 1: I'm here to open up for Martin. I went out there.
Speaker 1: I didn't see him before, because you know, when you
Speaker 1: were headlining, you arrived late, then you don't want nobody
Speaker 1: all in your face, not even the people that opened
Speaker 1: up for you. My nigga, they called my name just hilarious.
Speaker 1: Now this is my city, this Baltimore City, so they
Speaker 1: automatically standing up for me. Now people knew me not
Speaker 1: for stand up, but they knew me for my online videos,
Speaker 1: me going viral and ship. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's how they knew me. So I was still popular
Speaker 1: within my own city. I was locally big. So them
Speaker 1: niggas went all for me. I'm talking about yeah, screaming
Speaker 1: for me like that. Why the ten minutes that my
Speaker 1: brother helped me right, went out there. When the ship stopped,
Speaker 1: they stopped clapping, ready for the jokes. I forgot all
Speaker 1: that ship, nigger, I ain't know. It was so many people,
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand people my third time on st age, a
Speaker 1: sold out arena, Baltimore City. They stood up for me
Speaker 1: and didn't even know. I know half funking was confused.
Speaker 1: I hold up, I ain't know this bitch didn't no
Speaker 1: motherfucking stand up, nigga. I rocked that ship, rock that ship.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the funk I was saying.
Speaker 1: I seen my people standing up for me. I felt
Speaker 1: good to be in my city. I felt that love. Man.
Speaker 1: I talked my ship for ten minutes plus. Now listen,
Speaker 1: Like I said, I had never studied comedy. I never studied,
Speaker 1: so I did. I didn't know the rules of comedy.
Speaker 1: And you are never supposed to go over your time,
Speaker 1: especially not on nobody else's show. My nigga, man, I
Speaker 1: did about thirteen minutes. I did thirteen minutes and thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: It was a clock on the stage went over three
Speaker 1: minutes and thirty seconds. I killed that ship. I got
Speaker 1: off stage. Martin was right dead, nigga. He said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're good, you're good, You're good. He gave me that
Speaker 1: stamp of approval. I've been doing that ship ever since.
Speaker 1: That ship felt good. But that's a time I've lied
Speaker 1: to get ahead. Now you've got people that lie like that,
Speaker 1: that lie led me to all of my fucking success
Speaker 1: today and stand up comedy. That ship got me, got
Speaker 1: me on stages that I thought I would never hit.
Speaker 1: I don't opened up for Mike Epps, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't opened up for Bruce. Bruce. OU
Speaker 1: don't opened up for d Ray. You know some some
Speaker 1: of people that I'm drawing a blank right now. But Monique,
Speaker 1: I've opened up for. You know a lot of big comics.
Speaker 1: I love it felt good. I was on the Girl's
Speaker 1: Night Out tour, Kim Whitley, Kim Cole's Melanie Camacha Adele
Speaker 1: givings my nigga. I'd i'd have met some of the
Speaker 1: great touch hands, rubbed elbows with some of the greatest
Speaker 1: comedians that y'all used to watch on comic view. That
Speaker 1: ship feels good? Oh because I lied. I lied. Now,
Speaker 1: if Martin listening to this ship, then he know now
Speaker 1: because I ain't never say, hey, y'o, look y'all, I
Speaker 1: was lying. I ain't. I ain't never do comedy for real. Hey,
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do that ship. But if you listen
Speaker 1: to now, he'll know. But that was the time I've
Speaker 1: lied to get ahead. Now we got a commercial and
Speaker 1: if you click off of this podcast, I swear I'm
Speaker 1: gonna beat your ass. Listen, which brings me to jest
Speaker 1: fix my mess segment now, I wentn't line enough as y'all.
Speaker 1: A time you lied to get ahead or get away
Speaker 1: with something, but it didn't work, or it did work,
Speaker 1: y'all shared your personal experience with me, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read a cup off now. A lot of y'all wanted
Speaker 1: to remain anonymous because y'all got some ship with y'all.
Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and read some of these off now.
Speaker 1: One of my ladies wrote me and said I was
Speaker 1: working with this nigga and started sucking with his brother
Speaker 1: as well. I got pregnant, but didn't know which one
Speaker 1: of them I was pregnant by, so I took the
Speaker 1: high road and picked the one who had the most
Speaker 1: money because I knew he could provide for my child.
Speaker 1: I was very scared to get an abortion, so I
Speaker 1: just didn't. By the time my daughter got here, one
Speaker 1: of the brothers were killed in a hit and run,
Speaker 1: so it really never made any sense to get a
Speaker 1: paternity test or to speak up about not knowing which
Speaker 1: one of the brothers could be the father. So you
Speaker 1: got away with that, bitch, And listen, I'm calling you
Speaker 1: a bit because that's some fucked up ship. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. That's trifling,
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. You should question yourself as a woman.
Speaker 1: You had no dignity. You should feel horrible every day
Speaker 1: you fucking wake up. Do you understand what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because it's not about you. It's not about the brother.
Speaker 1: It's not about the other brother even resting in peace
Speaker 1: right now. It's about that baby. It's about your child.
Speaker 1: She's gonna grow up and no, she's not gonna have
Speaker 1: to wonder who the funk our father is. But she
Speaker 1: deserves to know. She ain't going to wonder because you
Speaker 1: know that this is gonna be a lifelong lie. But
Speaker 1: she deserves to know. A child is innocent, deserves to know.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for you, and you honestly probably
Speaker 1: don't feel bad because you feel like you got away
Speaker 1: with that ship because the other brother is now dead.
Speaker 1: But you better believe that ship gonna come back on you,
Speaker 1: baby girl, because even though the brother is dead, the
Speaker 1: baby still deserves to know that that could be her father,
Speaker 1: not the alle I've one who's well off, like you stated,
Speaker 1: who you know could take care of the baby. Why
Speaker 1: you fucking brothers anyway, goofy makes no sense. It's trifling.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you get yourself together and you get your baby
Speaker 1: to answers she need. I'm I'm gonna have to write
Speaker 1: Judge Lauren Lake for your ass because there's a way
Speaker 1: to still find out if the if the man who
Speaker 1: is dead is the father. But okay, that's it just
Speaker 1: made me man. Moving on to the next one. Jasmine
Speaker 1: Durham from Facebook said was about to face fifteen years
Speaker 1: in jail for a crime that I actually did commit. However,
Speaker 1: my home girl was involved and hyped me up to
Speaker 1: do it, so I lied and put it on her.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad because if she would have never
Speaker 1: got me high and hyped me up, we would never
Speaker 1: be in the predicament anyway. But CHALL don't feel sorry
Speaker 1: for you either, and I'm telling you right now, I
Speaker 1: feel sorry for your friend. Both of y'all pupposed to
Speaker 1: be sitting in there doing that fucking time you lied
Speaker 1: on your friend. That's just loyalty right there. That's this
Speaker 1: lawyer was fucked, No, bitch, you got hot? Did she
Speaker 1: have a gun to your head to get you high?
Speaker 1: Then what the funk did y'all get hig off of?
Speaker 1: And then what the funk did y'all go do you're
Speaker 1: leaving just what I'm saying, y'all leaving shut out? How
Speaker 1: the funk I supposed to help y'all fix y'all mess.
Speaker 1: If y'all leaving parts out, God damn, you don't do that.
Speaker 1: I want to know what the funk y'all did, And
Speaker 1: I want to know if you are at least helping
Speaker 1: putting money on your friends books. She's serving fifteen years
Speaker 1: for a crime that y'all both fucking committed. And then
Speaker 1: I don't even know if y'all both actually did it,
Speaker 1: because what you said was I was about to face
Speaker 1: fifteen years in jail for a crime I actually did. However,
Speaker 1: my home girl was involved, so maybe she was just
Speaker 1: with you, So you think because she gave you the cocaine,
Speaker 1: which I'm assuming it was, or whatever, Because because on
Speaker 1: a lot of them drugs, you don't feel ship in
Speaker 1: your mind, everything is limitless and you can do anything.
Speaker 1: That's how people that's why people gotta get high. To
Speaker 1: go kill other people because you have a conscious when
Speaker 1: you're sober. So I'm just gonna say that y'all did
Speaker 1: some cokee. What the funk did y'all do? And why
Speaker 1: would you put it all on her? That's fucked up,
Speaker 1: y'all different, y'all different. See, my lie got me successful,
Speaker 1: your lie. That's that's ship, crazy man, that she should
Speaker 1: haunt you, That she should haunt you. That was wrong, baby,
Speaker 1: That was wrong, Jasmine, and you know it. Moving on
Speaker 1: to the next when this person wants to remain anonymous,
Speaker 1: she said, I was already pregnant when I met my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: but I was early, so I had sex with him
Speaker 1: as fast as I could and told him that I
Speaker 1: was pregnant so he would believe the baby was his. Recently,
Speaker 1: he requested a paternity test because my daughter looks nothing
Speaker 1: like him. She is now four months and there is
Speaker 1: no resemblance. So I know he's going to find out
Speaker 1: and it's going to leave me. So what do I do? Jess,
Speaker 1: she's so in love with him as her father and
Speaker 1: that's the only man she knows. Mm hmm. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of paternity ship going on, and my
Speaker 1: motherfucking just fixed my mess segments. Y'all got the wrong preser.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to go to Judge Lake with this ship.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, baby, Listen. As sorry as I am trying
Speaker 1: to feel for you, I don't y'all have got to
Speaker 1: stop this ship. What the fuck? He was already pregnant
Speaker 1: when you met your boyfriend? Okay, so apparently you had
Speaker 1: a one night stand with somebody or you was working
Speaker 1: with somebody that you you really really didn't intend on
Speaker 1: having a baby with. But you didn't get an abortion.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say that you should have,
Speaker 1: because I'm not an advocate for abortion either. So whatever
Speaker 1: reason that you didn't want to get one, you still
Speaker 1: shouldn't have lied. You said you had sex with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend as fast as you could because you knew that
Speaker 1: you were pregnant. For one, that man is supposed to
Speaker 1: know the timeline. Fuck the fact that the baby don't
Speaker 1: look like him, he supposed to be on that timeline. Like,
Speaker 1: hold up, how the funk I just said sex with
Speaker 1: you and you are like the timeline don't add up?
Speaker 1: But men don't pay attention to ship like that. Some
Speaker 1: men do, but a lot of men don't. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: he's going to find out that the baby is not his.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, what do you do? You need
Speaker 1: to sit down and have a real conversation with him
Speaker 1: because you didn't tell me if you're still in denial
Speaker 1: or not. And obviously you're going to give him a test,
Speaker 1: which is the right thing to do, so you're not
Speaker 1: completely heartless. I think what you should do is sit
Speaker 1: down and talk to him, tell him, tell him the truth,
Speaker 1: because once you tell it, you ain't really held prisoner
Speaker 1: no more. Because I noticed in the back of your mind.
Speaker 1: I know it is I know when you saw the
Speaker 1: baby come out, and he saw the baby come out.
Speaker 1: I know that there was some type of electrical shot
Speaker 1: going through your body, like oh shit, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I know that you felt that ship that he
Speaker 1: was gonna ask anyway, you know, and then it probably
Speaker 1: wasn't even him, but it was probably his family. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, hold up, this baby, don't look like you,
Speaker 1: you know, And they got the right to tell him
Speaker 1: that if they did. If that's how it went down,
Speaker 1: you didn't really give me everything. But I'm giving you this.
Speaker 1: Sit down with him, talk to him, be honest, tell
Speaker 1: him look, I got pregnant when you know, and he
Speaker 1: may leave you, but it'll be a burden lifted up
Speaker 1: off of your shoulders if you just get the truth
Speaker 1: out there. When you tell the truth, YO, that ship
Speaker 1: sets you free mentally, mentally. That's how people be so
Speaker 1: stressed out hide and ship keeping ship bottled up, lying
Speaker 1: about ship. That's a lie you you shouldn't have told,
Speaker 1: but you did. It's a way to get past it now.
Speaker 1: I hope you know who the other father is, because
Speaker 1: that baby does deserve a father and deserve to know
Speaker 1: who the actual biological one is. And I hope he
Speaker 1: steps up because it's the reason why you ran from
Speaker 1: that ship and the last one. I'm going to read
Speaker 1: Terriica Living to be Lit Underscore on Instagram says I'd
Speaker 1: be lying about dumb ship Jess. One time, hold up
Speaker 1: shit said I'd be lying about dumb ship Jess. One
Speaker 1: time I really wanted to call out of work to
Speaker 1: spend time with my boyfriend. I told my boss my
Speaker 1: grandmother had died, so he let me off. Two weeks later,
Speaker 1: I said my other grandmother died so I can get
Speaker 1: off of work again. Two months later, my boyfriend was
Speaker 1: about to go overseas to play all. So I had
Speaker 1: to call out again and forgot that I had told
Speaker 1: my boss that two of my grandmothers had died already.
Speaker 1: So I said it again and he called me all
Speaker 1: my ship and said, you told me your grandmother's died already.
Speaker 1: How many grandmothers do you have? Needless to say, I
Speaker 1: got fired. Hold on, hold on, bitch. First of all,
Speaker 1: I hope your grandmothers are really dead. Let's just start there.
Speaker 1: I hope that they really did. I'm not ready coming
Speaker 1: to work. Like, Yo, my grandmother died. I needed to
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I need to get off.
Speaker 1: Then the next week and yo, my other grandmother died,
Speaker 1: And first of all, I will fire you because it's
Speaker 1: a problem going on with you. It's something going on.
Speaker 1: I would just fire your grass right there. Why is
Speaker 1: everybody dying around you? Then the third time you come
Speaker 1: in your my grandmother died again. She died again? Which
Speaker 1: which one? Which one did? She came back and died again.
Speaker 1: Bit you get your ship together. At least she was
Speaker 1: honest and said, I'd be lying about dumb ship, yes,
Speaker 1: but don't ever lie just to just oh my god,
Speaker 1: you lied to spend time with your nigga. I hope
Speaker 1: our grandmothers are really resting in peace and that that
Speaker 1: ain't no lie. I hope they're not still living. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: This just fixed my mess. Segment had my emotions up
Speaker 1: and down them. Not gonna lie. The paternity lies are crazy.
Speaker 1: But Terrika, you brought me back to life with your
Speaker 1: dumb mass. I ain't even gonna lie, Yore, You're funniest shit.
Speaker 1: I'd be lying abou dumb ship jazz. Now let's kick
Speaker 1: it over to a brief break, which brings me to
Speaker 1: my next segment in current news. I want to shed
Speaker 1: some light, some positive light this Black History Month, and
Speaker 1: we got a lot of black greatness going on. We
Speaker 1: got these young black brothers getting out of jail. Congratulations
Speaker 1: to Bobby s murder that man's harm. He looking healthy,
Speaker 1: his head still big, but he looking healthy. He looking good.
Speaker 1: And nigg have been wearing a mask. I ain't seen
Speaker 1: this goddamn face yet. This nigga said, I ain't get
Speaker 1: out to get no fucking COVID. He got his mask
Speaker 1: on everywhere we see this nigga. Congratulations Bob love you
Speaker 1: love you to death. Young black brother, keep doing what
Speaker 1: you're doing. And Bobby Murder said, he ain't going back.
Speaker 1: He ain't going back. Congratulations the Kodak Black. He's out
Speaker 1: of jail by way of Donald Trump's pardon. I don't
Speaker 1: care why he out. He out. He another young black
Speaker 1: brother out and he is getting married. Guys. He decided
Speaker 1: to settle down. He got him a nice brown skinned
Speaker 1: woman that he's marrying. She's beautiful. He still ain't cut
Speaker 1: his fucking head. But that's code. Heck, it is what
Speaker 1: it is now a lot of people were shocked when
Speaker 1: he when they saw who he was marrying, because some
Speaker 1: time ago before he got locked up, he was expressing
Speaker 1: that he didn't like dog skin bitches or brown skin
Speaker 1: bitches or whatever. He liked the white bitches or the
Speaker 1: light skin bitches. But y'all gotta understand, when these rappers
Speaker 1: are are rapping and they hied up and they you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, most of the time they say
Speaker 1: what the funk come to mind? They say what cells?
Speaker 1: A lot of these rappers don't wrap the fucking truth. Honestly,
Speaker 1: they really don't. Sey'all can't be mad at certain brothers
Speaker 1: for saying that type of ship because y'all see who
Speaker 1: he's with now, and she's a badass brown bone. Love it.
Speaker 1: More black excellence, ge her bow. He's expecting another baby,
Speaker 1: and I think he might have slipped up and told
Speaker 1: us that he's having a little girl with Tina. I
Speaker 1: love their relationship. I love seeing them. I love seeing
Speaker 1: how he fathers your son. He really really is a
Speaker 1: good father. Yo. He let a little boy with his heart,
Speaker 1: just like I feel he's going to love his daughter.
Speaker 1: So congratulations to your dad. Keep on doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Naomi osaka beat Serena Williams. It's a lot of black
Speaker 1: excellence going on in this month. I love it, and
Speaker 1: I loved seeing how Serena embraced Naomi. A lot of
Speaker 1: people wanted to see the shade so bad. Oh the shade,
Speaker 1: Oh the shade, the shade, the shade. Man. Listen, Serena
Speaker 1: been doing the ship for years and years and for
Speaker 1: fucking decades. Her and her sister Venus been doing this
Speaker 1: ship for decades, trained by the best, mentored by their
Speaker 1: own black father. Trust me, they've been taking high rolls
Speaker 1: and breaking records and being legendary and two epic women
Speaker 1: for a long time. Let me tell you so, I
Speaker 1: believe if Serena wanted anybody to beat her, it would
Speaker 1: be Naomi Osaka. So congratulations Naomi. On another note, it's
Speaker 1: a lot of challenges out this motherfucker. Congratulations to Cardi Bat,
Speaker 1: she got another hit. I love the song Up. If
Speaker 1: it's up, then it's up. Then it's up, then it's stuff.
Speaker 1: That's my ship. Congratulations and shout out to all the
Speaker 1: USPS ups FedEx Amazon drivers during the challenge. They've been
Speaker 1: killing it. However, bitch usps, you ain't got no motherfucking
Speaker 1: time to be getting out the car, hopping out dancing
Speaker 1: to no goddamn Cardi B. Because my ship still backed up.
Speaker 1: People been eating waste, trainers, people been man it's customers
Speaker 1: requesting fucking money back and ship, but ain't no refunding.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a very strict policy. I don't
Speaker 1: do refunds and ship. And I mean it's just because
Speaker 1: my my product is so you know, it's it's good quality,
Speaker 1: but it ain't my fucking faunt y'all affecting my motherfucking business.
Speaker 1: Y'all hopping out dancing the fucking Cardi B go dereliving
Speaker 1: the people ship fun wrong with y'all. That's why i'l
Speaker 1: so backed up shooting the ball and ship ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 1: But I'm not to learn that dance. Ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I love that song. Get this
Speaker 1: up and it's up, and that brings me to the
Speaker 1: end of carefully Reckless. This episode was kind of emotional
Speaker 1: for me, up and down, because if you lie, trust me,
Speaker 1: you will pay for it. Like I said in the beginning,
Speaker 1: there are certain lies that just aren't supposed to be told.
Speaker 1: Some people lie to keep things on and even kill.
Speaker 1: Some people lie to get ahead. Some people tell a
Speaker 1: little white lies, and then you got deceitful lives, spiteful lies.
Speaker 1: I think you can lie within reason. It's acceptable to
Speaker 1: lie within reason, and people use your fucking common sense
Speaker 1: when listening to this when you're trying to interpret what
Speaker 1: the funk I'm saying. Like I told you all my
Speaker 1: experience about how I made it to being who I
Speaker 1: am today in the stand up comedy world off of
Speaker 1: one lie. It could have went bad, but it went good.
Speaker 1: My people who gave me their experiences, their life experiences,
Speaker 1: and just fix my mess, get it together. I hope
Speaker 1: these mothers find it in their hearts to come clean
Speaker 1: in about these babies, to come clean for these babies.
Speaker 1: I hope. So I love y'all just like I know
Speaker 1: y'all love me, and knowing that motherfucker. Note next week,
Speaker 1: catch Carefully Reckless another episode, and then my best pan
Speaker 1: voice piece bit me like, just you got your ass, nigger,
Speaker 1: Shut the fucker. I've been out hit on my cash,
Speaker 1: on sold you bout my hustle. I've been stop I
Speaker 1: don't do. Get Carefully Reckless is a production of I
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