WEBVTT - Liar Liar 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.120 Welcome to Carefully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:08.639 and the Black Effect, the Nice Little as the little 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:19.640 ass back there, Oh ship were back on the air. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.320 Hey y'all, what's up? Welcome back to another episode of 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.560 Carefully Reckless. What's your Girl? Just hilarious? This is not 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.280 about me today, It's about the Crazy Ship. Y'all put 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:32.040 yourselves through because if anybody understands you, it's me. So 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:37.479 real quick, grab your tea because it's time for story time. Okay, 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:41.920 So today's topic is about lies. There's a story in 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.000 a bible. Y'all know I'm spiritual. Let me get into this. 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.640 Two women they were pregnant at the same time. They 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.519 both had their babies at the same time. They went 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.280 to sleep. One of the mothers rolled over on her 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:55.320 baby and smothered her baby. When she realized that she 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.800 had smothered and killed her baby, she switched her baby 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.920 out with the living baby. She put her dead baby 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.840 on the chest of the other mother and took the 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.520 living baby and put that baby on her chest. The 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.040 next morning, when they woke up, the lady who had 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.680 the dead baby on her chest was in awe. She 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:16.720 was shocked. She was crying frantic that her baby was dead. Now, 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.399 when she further examined this baby, she realized this ain't 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.160 my baby. So she went to the other woman. She said, hey, 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:27.120 what's going on. This is your baby. The other lady said, no, no, no, 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.960 that's your baby. You rolled over on your baby, you 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.839 killed your baby, you smothered your baby. This is my baby. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.199 They went back and forth with each other for a while. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.360 The king came in and they told him the story. Now, 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.160 this lady was still lying, this is my baby. She 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.080 trying to take my baby when she knows she killed 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.560 her baby. Knowing damn well that she was lying, right, 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.120 the King said, okay, cool, cut all of us out, 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.559 cut the living child into two pieces, and give half 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.480 to the one woman and give the other half to 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.000 the other woman. So the mother of the living baby 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.160 was deeply moved. Man, She was deeply moved over her son. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.360 So she said, listen, forget it. Please, don't cause no harm, 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.600 said the baby. Don't kill the baby. If it has 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.800 to come down to you killing the baby, just give 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:10.840 her the baby. It's fine, although it's it was her baby. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.400 She was deeply moved by the fact that he was 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.679 gonna slit this baby into two and give them both 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.359 a piece of it. So she said, you know what, 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.120 forget it, just give the baby to her, although that 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.519 was her child. The other lady said, he shall be 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.760 neither mine nor yours. Cut him. Then the king said, 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.360 give the first woman, who was pleading for his life, 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.320 the living child, and by no means kill him. She 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.440 is the mother. Now listen, that lady was selfish, selfish 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.800 as hell. That's one of the stories in the Bible 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.880 that move means, one of my favorite stories because it's 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.840 like you got those people that exist today, that are 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:53.000 living today, who would lie so badly to get ahead 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.320 or to get away with something. Now she knows she 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.480 killed that child, she couldn't even have enough remorse and 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.760 enough grief in her heart to really tell the trip. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.560 And then back in those days, God really really came 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.760 down on you hard. If you ain't never read the Bible, 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.480 you need to get into it. Y'all think y'all y'all 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.639 are gangsters today, y'all think killing is at an all 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:17.359 time how today, y'all think ship is reckless today? Man, 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:19.639 God was getting with niggas in the Bible. Man, I'm 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.239 talking about like it's ship that you couldn't come back 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.360 from you know what I mean, if you disobeyed him, 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.320 if you didn't live by his commandments and his statues, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.480 like yo, it was a way that he would get 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.799 you about it. There this woman so selfishly took this 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.280 woman's baby, And how could you swap out your dead 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.200 baby who just died for another woman's baby, like it's nothing, 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.880 like she wasn't gonna wake up and realize this ain't 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:46.440 my baby. That brings me deeper into the topic lies. Now, 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:50.120 there are all kinds of lies, white lies, reasonable lines, 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.120 deceitful lies, lies that that can help you get away 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.800 with ship, lies that can't. Not everybody in lies in 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.440 their life. But you have habitual liars, compulsive liars, all 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:03.360 kinds of liars. You've got people that can lie and 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:07.240 change someone else's life. Like that one lie that that 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:10.839 woman told in the Bible ultimately could have changed both 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:14.200 of their lives for the worst. The king could have 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.279 believed the woman had he not say okay, let's slip 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.840 this baby down, and half surety was all for it. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:23.839 She was all for King Solomon killing that other baby, 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:27.320 all because she had killed hers by mistake, didn't even 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.960 kill her baby on purpose. But you have no heart. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.960 You can lie like that with no regard for the 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.200 next person. You have no heart. There are real people 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:39.080 like that in this world today. Now, there are times 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.640 that I've told lies to get ahead. I'm gonna let 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.720 y'all know, carefully, reckless discussion. I'm gonna tell y'all I've 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.160 told a lie to get where I am today. Let 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:49.640 me tell you so. Back when I was doing videos 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.560 and ship, I had a desk job. I used to 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.560 work at this place called Team Together, Everyone Achieves More. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:59.240 I used to work with children, teenagers, middle schoolers, you know, 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.800 elements from elementary school to high schools. I was a 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.680 receptionist at a PRP company. And this was back when 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.960 Instagram videos were about fifteen seconds. I was making videos. Now. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.880 A lot of y'all who are listening knew me back 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:12.280 in this time because a lot of y'all all my 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.760 day ones love y'all to death for it. I wasn't 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.200 always doing stand up. I kind of like got into that. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.520 My older brother DESI, who I tour with now, kind 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.960 of pushed me into that direction. Never wanted to do 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.080 stand up, never grew up on stand up, never studied 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.680 the art of it or anything until I got into 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.000 it about four years ago. By then my videos were 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:35.200 surfacing and circulating the net and going viral and ship. 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.800 Martin Lawrence's brother reached out to me and he said, Hey, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.320 my name is Rob Lawrence. I wanted to let you know, Martin, 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.000 my brother has taken a liking to your videos and 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.280 he loves how creative you are, and he wants to 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.080 know if you would love to do a project with him. 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.880 I said, what, nigga, what you already know? What's up 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.080 with me? I didn't believe it was Martin, though, so 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.000 he called me when he got around Martin and let 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.320 me speak to him now listening Like I said, I 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.800 never grew up on stand up comedy, but I grew 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:06.040 up however, on Martin sitcom. Everybody and their mother grew 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:07.720 up on Martin. I don't care what you say. Even 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:09.680 if you're never watching, you better act like you did, 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.000 because that will get your black cart revoked real quick. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.120 That will get your ass beating up. Don't never say 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.400 I ain't watching Martin growing up. I was so astonished. 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.000 I was shocked. I'm like, yo, hold up, Martin loves 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.240 my videos. I heard his voice he said, hey, how 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.840 are you doing. I'm like, hey, y'all, what's up? He said, yeah, 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.280 you know him from her let's sen there. I know 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:30.080 everything about you. He said, okay, do you do stand up? Now? Listen. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.880 I know that I had never done it before. I 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:36.520 ain't only been on stage twice. Tried that ship twice 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.640 at an open mic at a small OTTLD bar in 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.280 my city. That's not even something that I was taking serious. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.839 It was just something that I did because my brother 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.080 threw me up there. I had only been on stage 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:49.039 twice for all of thirty seconds to two minutes people, 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.320 and this man asked me that I do stand up 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.839 and I said, hell yeah, lie like a motherfucker. He said, 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.000 how long you've been doing stand up? I said, Ship, 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.320 a couple of years. You know something I knew to this, Nick, 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.400 I'm true to this, lying in like a bit, palm 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.720 sweaty and everything. He said, okay, So you know I'm 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.839 on a tour right. This was the what Now Tour 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.920 two thousand and sixteen, he said, and I'll be coming 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:14.440 to Baltimore City performing that the arena. I wanted to 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:15.920 know if you would like to open up for me? 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.880 I said, what I like to open up, nigga. I said, Nigga, 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.400 you already know I'm gonna open up for you. How 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:24.560 much time you need me do? He said, how much 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:28.840 time can you do? Now? Listen, y'all already told y'all, yoll, 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.920 I had only been on stage for about thirty seconds 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.119 to a minute or two. You know what I'm saying. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.000 I was real new to this nigked I said, man, 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.520 this ship I about thirty minutes, you know, so I 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.680 can do whatever you need me do. Ship, it ain't nothing. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.320 He's like, all right, the show is in three days. 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.080 I'm gona had my brother send you all information or whatever. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.880 Get down there. I'm gonna set you up nice in 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.040 the green room or whatever. I want you to come 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.640 on be a guest spot. That's ten minutes. When I 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:58.040 tell y'all, ten minutes felt like a fucking hour, bro. Listen. 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.160 I went to my brother, I said, your more just 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.120 reached out, Yo, this nigga want me open up for him? 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.520 He said, all right, So what then are you gonna do? 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.320 I said, I'm open up for him. But I only 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.040 got thirty seconds of material. He said thirty seconds, oh 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.480 b but we're about to sit down and right for 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.760 three days straight. My brother helped me right ten minutes 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.520 of comedy, my nigga ten minutes. I felt good about it. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.240 I did because I ain't never been shy. I ain't 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.800 never been stage fright, bitch. I ain't never been scared 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.960 to talk to nobody. All it is is talking, you 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.840 know what I'm saying. I never been scared. I was 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.720 just nervous because I had never done this ship before. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.120 And I lied to a legend. I lied just to 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.520 get on this man stage. I lied just to get 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.040 in the presence of Martin Lawrence. I lied just to 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:40.800 meet this nigga. Yes, nigga, I lied about everything. So 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.360 fast forward, show night, right, showtime. I had my nice 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:48.520 little burgundy uh pants suit on, had my nice little 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.040 wig done, you know me, had on something like you know, 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.280 some little kitten heels and ship. Now mind you, I'm 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.319 a tom girl. I ain't never did this ship no head. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:57.719 You know what I'm saying. I don't dress like that. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.120 I usually rock a pair Nike and Forces with a sweatsuit, 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.360 throw my head up in the bun or whatever got 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.760 my braids or whatever. Tom Girl at its finest, Nah, 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.559 I was like ship this. Martin went to Express, got 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.800 me a nice pant suit, put it on. I went 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.559 down there, walked in like I was Monique bitch. I'm like, ship, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.920 I'm here to open up for Martin. I went out there. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.760 I didn't see him before, because you know, when you 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.959 were headlining, you arrived late, then you don't want nobody 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.600 all in your face, not even the people that opened 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.240 up for you. My nigga, they called my name just hilarious. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.840 Now this is my city, this Baltimore City, so they 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.439 automatically standing up for me. Now people knew me not 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.000 for stand up, but they knew me for my online videos, 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:37.120 me going viral and ship. You know what I'm saying. 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.040 That's how they knew me. So I was still popular 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.760 within my own city. I was locally big. So them 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.079 niggas went all for me. I'm talking about yeah, screaming 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.520 for me like that. Why the ten minutes that my 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.600 brother helped me right, went out there. When the ship stopped, 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.560 they stopped clapping, ready for the jokes. I forgot all 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.280 that ship, nigger, I ain't know. It was so many people, 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:01.160 thirteen thousand people my third time on st age, a 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.240 sold out arena, Baltimore City. They stood up for me 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.240 and didn't even know. I know half funking was confused. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:09.520 I hold up, I ain't know this bitch didn't no 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:14.000 motherfucking stand up, nigga. I rocked that ship, rock that ship. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.720 I don't even remember what the funk I was saying. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.760 I seen my people standing up for me. I felt 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.160 good to be in my city. I felt that love. Man. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:25.840 I talked my ship for ten minutes plus. Now listen, 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.000 Like I said, I had never studied comedy. I never studied, 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:29.800 so I did. I didn't know the rules of comedy. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.760 And you are never supposed to go over your time, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.959 especially not on nobody else's show. My nigga, man, I 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.199 did about thirteen minutes. I did thirteen minutes and thirty seconds. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.240 It was a clock on the stage went over three 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.040 minutes and thirty seconds. I killed that ship. I got 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.800 off stage. Martin was right dead, nigga. He said, oh, 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:52.199 you're good, you're good, You're good. He gave me that 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.640 stamp of approval. I've been doing that ship ever since. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.880 That ship felt good. But that's a time I've lied 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.319 to get ahead. Now you've got people that lie like that, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.160 that lie led me to all of my fucking success 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.400 today and stand up comedy. That ship got me, got 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.040 me on stages that I thought I would never hit. 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.160 I don't opened up for Mike Epps, you know what 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.280 I mean. I don't opened up for Bruce. Bruce. OU 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.599 don't opened up for d Ray. You know some some 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.360 of people that I'm drawing a blank right now. But Monique, 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.760 I've opened up for. You know a lot of big comics. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.720 I love it felt good. I was on the Girl's 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:30.520 Night Out tour, Kim Whitley, Kim Cole's Melanie Camacha Adele 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.959 givings my nigga. I'd i'd have met some of the 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:37.000 great touch hands, rubbed elbows with some of the greatest 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.079 comedians that y'all used to watch on comic view. That 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:44.240 ship feels good? Oh because I lied. I lied. Now, 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.480 if Martin listening to this ship, then he know now 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.839 because I ain't never say, hey, y'o, look y'all, I 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.120 was lying. I ain't. I ain't never do comedy for real. Hey, 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.160 I wasn't gonna do that ship. But if you listen 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.839 to now, he'll know. But that was the time I've 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:59.920 lied to get ahead. Now we got a commercial and 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:01.839 if you click off of this podcast, I swear I'm 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.800 gonna beat your ass. Listen, which brings me to jest 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.320 fix my mess segment now, I wentn't line enough as y'all. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.559 A time you lied to get ahead or get away 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.320 with something, but it didn't work, or it did work, 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.560 y'all shared your personal experience with me, and I'm gonna 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.840 read a cup off now. A lot of y'all wanted 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:23.080 to remain anonymous because y'all got some ship with y'all. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.960 Let me go ahead and read some of these off now. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.079 One of my ladies wrote me and said I was 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.120 working with this nigga and started sucking with his brother 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.600 as well. I got pregnant, but didn't know which one 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:37.319 of them I was pregnant by, so I took the 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.960 high road and picked the one who had the most 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.360 money because I knew he could provide for my child. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.000 I was very scared to get an abortion, so I 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.199 just didn't. By the time my daughter got here, one 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.440 of the brothers were killed in a hit and run, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.240 so it really never made any sense to get a 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:57.120 paternity test or to speak up about not knowing which 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.079 one of the brothers could be the father. So you 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.959 got away with that, bitch, And listen, I'm calling you 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.400 a bit because that's some fucked up ship. You know 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:08.719 what I'm saying. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. That's trifling, 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:12.720 that's fucked up. You should question yourself as a woman. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.360 You had no dignity. You should feel horrible every day 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.880 you fucking wake up. Do you understand what I'm saying, 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.040 because it's not about you. It's not about the brother. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:25.200 It's not about the other brother even resting in peace 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.360 right now. It's about that baby. It's about your child. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.079 She's gonna grow up and no, she's not gonna have 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.199 to wonder who the funk our father is. But she 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.199 deserves to know. She ain't going to wonder because you 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.640 know that this is gonna be a lifelong lie. But 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:43.439 she deserves to know. A child is innocent, deserves to know. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.559 I don't feel bad for you, and you honestly probably 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.800 don't feel bad because you feel like you got away 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.880 with that ship because the other brother is now dead. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.319 But you better believe that ship gonna come back on you, 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.360 baby girl, because even though the brother is dead, the 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:59.000 baby still deserves to know that that could be her father, 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:03.199 not the alle I've one who's well off, like you stated, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.839 who you know could take care of the baby. Why 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:09.600 you fucking brothers anyway, goofy makes no sense. It's trifling. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.160 Hopefully you get yourself together and you get your baby 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.319 to answers she need. I'm I'm gonna have to write 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.600 Judge Lauren Lake for your ass because there's a way 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.880 to still find out if the if the man who 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:22.600 is dead is the father. But okay, that's it just 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.040 made me man. Moving on to the next one. Jasmine 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:30.280 Durham from Facebook said was about to face fifteen years 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:33.600 in jail for a crime that I actually did commit. However, 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.520 my home girl was involved and hyped me up to 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.760 do it, so I lied and put it on her. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.320 I don't feel bad because if she would have never 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:46.160 got me high and hyped me up, we would never 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.080 be in the predicament anyway. But CHALL don't feel sorry 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.320 for you either, and I'm telling you right now, I 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.440 feel sorry for your friend. Both of y'all pupposed to 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.320 be sitting in there doing that fucking time you lied 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.320 on your friend. That's just loyalty right there. That's this 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.600 lawyer was fucked, No, bitch, you got hot? Did she 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.160 have a gun to your head to get you high? 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:06.680 Then what the funk did y'all get hig off of? 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.080 And then what the funk did y'all go do you're 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.160 leaving just what I'm saying, y'all leaving shut out? How 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.920 the funk I supposed to help y'all fix y'all mess. 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.920 If y'all leaving parts out, God damn, you don't do that. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.400 I want to know what the funk y'all did, And 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.160 I want to know if you are at least helping 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.880 putting money on your friends books. She's serving fifteen years 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.000 for a crime that y'all both fucking committed. And then 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:29.640 I don't even know if y'all both actually did it, 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.520 because what you said was I was about to face 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:36.000 fifteen years in jail for a crime I actually did. However, 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.640 my home girl was involved, so maybe she was just 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.760 with you, So you think because she gave you the cocaine, 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.760 which I'm assuming it was, or whatever, Because because on 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.160 a lot of them drugs, you don't feel ship in 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.960 your mind, everything is limitless and you can do anything. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.880 That's how people that's why people gotta get high. To 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.640 go kill other people because you have a conscious when 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.800 you're sober. So I'm just gonna say that y'all did 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.000 some cokee. What the funk did y'all do? And why 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.840 would you put it all on her? That's fucked up, 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.080 y'all different, y'all different. See, my lie got me successful, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.920 your lie. That's that's ship, crazy man, that she should 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.880 haunt you, That she should haunt you. That was wrong, baby, 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.400 That was wrong, Jasmine, and you know it. Moving on 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.000 to the next when this person wants to remain anonymous, 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.080 she said, I was already pregnant when I met my boyfriend, 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.840 but I was early, so I had sex with him 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.360 as fast as I could and told him that I 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.840 was pregnant so he would believe the baby was his. Recently, 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:34.840 he requested a paternity test because my daughter looks nothing 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.760 like him. She is now four months and there is 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.280 no resemblance. So I know he's going to find out 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:43.600 and it's going to leave me. So what do I do? Jess, 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:46.200 she's so in love with him as her father and 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:50.880 that's the only man she knows. Mm hmm. First of all, 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.120 it's a lot of paternity ship going on, and my 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.440 motherfucking just fixed my mess segments. Y'all got the wrong preser. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.320 Y'all need to go to Judge Lake with this ship. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.520 That's crazy, baby, Listen. As sorry as I am trying 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.240 to feel for you, I don't y'all have got to 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:09.439 stop this ship. What the fuck? He was already pregnant 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.600 when you met your boyfriend? Okay, so apparently you had 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.720 a one night stand with somebody or you was working 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.920 with somebody that you you really really didn't intend on 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.440 having a baby with. But you didn't get an abortion. 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:21.920 And I'm not going to say that you should have, 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.960 because I'm not an advocate for abortion either. So whatever 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.240 reason that you didn't want to get one, you still 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:32.479 shouldn't have lied. You said you had sex with your 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.359 boyfriend as fast as you could because you knew that 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.399 you were pregnant. For one, that man is supposed to 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.880 know the timeline. Fuck the fact that the baby don't 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.040 look like him, he supposed to be on that timeline. Like, 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:45.920 hold up, how the funk I just said sex with 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.119 you and you are like the timeline don't add up? 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.320 But men don't pay attention to ship like that. Some 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:54.080 men do, but a lot of men don't. Yeah, baby, 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.000 he's going to find out that the baby is not his. 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.439 What do you mean, what do you do? You need 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:00.359 to sit down and have a real conversation with him 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.119 because you didn't tell me if you're still in denial 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.639 or not. And obviously you're going to give him a test, 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:07.480 which is the right thing to do, so you're not 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.720 completely heartless. I think what you should do is sit 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.840 down and talk to him, tell him, tell him the truth, 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.560 because once you tell it, you ain't really held prisoner 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:18.360 no more. Because I noticed in the back of your mind. 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:20.159 I know it is I know when you saw the 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.440 baby come out, and he saw the baby come out. 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:26.000 I know that there was some type of electrical shot 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:29.320 going through your body, like oh shit, oh my god. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:31.359 And I know that you felt that ship that he 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.639 was gonna ask anyway, you know, and then it probably 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.600 wasn't even him, but it was probably his family. You know. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.200 It's like, hold up, this baby, don't look like you, 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.080 you know, And they got the right to tell him 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.360 that if they did. If that's how it went down, 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.240 you didn't really give me everything. But I'm giving you this. 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.480 Sit down with him, talk to him, be honest, tell 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:50.840 him look, I got pregnant when you know, and he 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.320 may leave you, but it'll be a burden lifted up 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.240 off of your shoulders if you just get the truth 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.320 out there. When you tell the truth, YO, that ship 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:01.440 sets you free mentally, mentally. That's how people be so 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.880 stressed out hide and ship keeping ship bottled up, lying 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.720 about ship. That's a lie you you shouldn't have told, 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.680 but you did. It's a way to get past it now. 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.800 I hope you know who the other father is, because 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:18.520 that baby does deserve a father and deserve to know 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:21.920