1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: Welcome to Carefully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: and the Black Effect, the Nice Little as the little 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: ass back there, Oh ship were back on the air. 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: Hey y'all, what's up? Welcome back to another episode of 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: Carefully Reckless. What's your Girl? Just hilarious? This is not 6 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: about me today, It's about the Crazy Ship. Y'all put 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: yourselves through because if anybody understands you, it's me. So 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: real quick, grab your tea because it's time for story time. Okay, 9 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: So today's topic is about lies. There's a story in 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: a bible. Y'all know I'm spiritual. Let me get into this. 11 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: Two women they were pregnant at the same time. They 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: both had their babies at the same time. They went 13 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: to sleep. One of the mothers rolled over on her 14 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: baby and smothered her baby. When she realized that she 15 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: had smothered and killed her baby, she switched her baby 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: out with the living baby. She put her dead baby 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: on the chest of the other mother and took the 18 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: living baby and put that baby on her chest. The 19 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,040 Speaker 1: next morning, when they woke up, the lady who had 20 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 1: the dead baby on her chest was in awe. She 21 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: was shocked. She was crying frantic that her baby was dead. Now, 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: when she further examined this baby, she realized this ain't 23 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: my baby. So she went to the other woman. She said, hey, 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: what's going on. This is your baby. The other lady said, no, no, no, 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: that's your baby. You rolled over on your baby, you 26 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 1: killed your baby, you smothered your baby. This is my baby. 27 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,199 Speaker 1: They went back and forth with each other for a while. 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: The king came in and they told him the story. Now, 29 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: this lady was still lying, this is my baby. She 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: trying to take my baby when she knows she killed 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: her baby. Knowing damn well that she was lying, right, 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: the King said, okay, cool, cut all of us out, 33 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 1: cut the living child into two pieces, and give half 34 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: to the one woman and give the other half to 35 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: the other woman. So the mother of the living baby 36 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 1: was deeply moved. Man, She was deeply moved over her son. 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: So she said, listen, forget it. Please, don't cause no harm, 38 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: said the baby. Don't kill the baby. If it has 39 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: to come down to you killing the baby, just give 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: her the baby. It's fine, although it's it was her baby. 41 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: She was deeply moved by the fact that he was 42 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 1: gonna slit this baby into two and give them both 43 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: a piece of it. So she said, you know what, 44 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: forget it, just give the baby to her, although that 45 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: was her child. The other lady said, he shall be 46 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: neither mine nor yours. Cut him. Then the king said, 47 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: give the first woman, who was pleading for his life, 48 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: the living child, and by no means kill him. She 49 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: is the mother. Now listen, that lady was selfish, selfish 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: as hell. That's one of the stories in the Bible 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: that move means, one of my favorite stories because it's 52 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: like you got those people that exist today, that are 53 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: living today, who would lie so badly to get ahead 54 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: or to get away with something. Now she knows she 55 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: killed that child, she couldn't even have enough remorse and 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: enough grief in her heart to really tell the trip. 57 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: And then back in those days, God really really came 58 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: down on you hard. If you ain't never read the Bible, 59 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: you need to get into it. Y'all think y'all y'all 60 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: are gangsters today, y'all think killing is at an all 61 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: time how today, y'all think ship is reckless today? Man, 62 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: God was getting with niggas in the Bible. Man, I'm 63 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 1: talking about like it's ship that you couldn't come back 64 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 1: from you know what I mean, if you disobeyed him, 65 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: if you didn't live by his commandments and his statues, 66 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: like yo, it was a way that he would get 67 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: you about it. There this woman so selfishly took this 68 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: woman's baby, And how could you swap out your dead 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: baby who just died for another woman's baby, like it's nothing, 70 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: like she wasn't gonna wake up and realize this ain't 71 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: my baby. That brings me deeper into the topic lies. Now, 72 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: there are all kinds of lies, white lies, reasonable lines, 73 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: deceitful lies, lies that that can help you get away 74 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: with ship, lies that can't. Not everybody in lies in 75 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: their life. But you have habitual liars, compulsive liars, all 76 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: kinds of liars. You've got people that can lie and 77 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: change someone else's life. Like that one lie that that 78 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,839 Speaker 1: woman told in the Bible ultimately could have changed both 79 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: of their lives for the worst. The king could have 80 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: believed the woman had he not say okay, let's slip 81 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 1: this baby down, and half surety was all for it. 82 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: She was all for King Solomon killing that other baby, 83 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: all because she had killed hers by mistake, didn't even 84 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: kill her baby on purpose. But you have no heart. 85 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: You can lie like that with no regard for the 86 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: next person. You have no heart. There are real people 87 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: like that in this world today. Now, there are times 88 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: that I've told lies to get ahead. I'm gonna let 89 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: y'all know, carefully, reckless discussion. I'm gonna tell y'all I've 90 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: told a lie to get where I am today. Let 91 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: me tell you so. Back when I was doing videos 92 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: and ship, I had a desk job. I used to 93 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: work at this place called Team Together, Everyone Achieves More. 94 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: I used to work with children, teenagers, middle schoolers, you know, 95 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: elements from elementary school to high schools. I was a 96 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: receptionist at a PRP company. And this was back when 97 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: Instagram videos were about fifteen seconds. I was making videos. Now. 98 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: A lot of y'all who are listening knew me back 99 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: in this time because a lot of y'all all my 100 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: day ones love y'all to death for it. I wasn't 101 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: always doing stand up. I kind of like got into that. 102 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: My older brother DESI, who I tour with now, kind 103 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: of pushed me into that direction. Never wanted to do 104 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: stand up, never grew up on stand up, never studied 105 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: the art of it or anything until I got into 106 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: it about four years ago. By then my videos were 107 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: surfacing and circulating the net and going viral and ship. 108 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence's brother reached out to me and he said, Hey, 109 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: my name is Rob Lawrence. I wanted to let you know, Martin, 110 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: my brother has taken a liking to your videos and 111 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 1: he loves how creative you are, and he wants to 112 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: know if you would love to do a project with him. 113 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: I said, what, nigga, what you already know? What's up 114 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: with me? I didn't believe it was Martin, though, so 115 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: he called me when he got around Martin and let 116 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: me speak to him now listening Like I said, I 117 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: never grew up on stand up comedy, but I grew 118 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: up however, on Martin sitcom. Everybody and their mother grew 119 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: up on Martin. I don't care what you say. Even 120 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: if you're never watching, you better act like you did, 121 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: because that will get your black cart revoked real quick. 122 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: That will get your ass beating up. Don't never say 123 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: I ain't watching Martin growing up. I was so astonished. 124 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: I was shocked. I'm like, yo, hold up, Martin loves 125 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: my videos. I heard his voice he said, hey, how 126 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: are you doing. I'm like, hey, y'all, what's up? He said, yeah, 127 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: you know him from her let's sen there. I know 128 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: everything about you. He said, okay, do you do stand up? Now? Listen. 129 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: I know that I had never done it before. I 130 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: ain't only been on stage twice. Tried that ship twice 131 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: at an open mic at a small OTTLD bar in 132 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: my city. That's not even something that I was taking serious. 133 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: It was just something that I did because my brother 134 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: threw me up there. I had only been on stage 135 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 1: twice for all of thirty seconds to two minutes people, 136 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: and this man asked me that I do stand up 137 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 1: and I said, hell yeah, lie like a motherfucker. He said, 138 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: how long you've been doing stand up? I said, Ship, 139 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: a couple of years. You know something I knew to this, Nick, 140 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: I'm true to this, lying in like a bit, palm 141 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: sweaty and everything. He said, okay, So you know I'm 142 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 1: on a tour right. This was the what Now Tour 143 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen, he said, and I'll be coming 144 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: to Baltimore City performing that the arena. I wanted to 145 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: know if you would like to open up for me? 146 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: I said, what I like to open up, nigga. I said, Nigga, 147 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: you already know I'm gonna open up for you. How 148 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: much time you need me do? He said, how much 149 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: time can you do? Now? Listen, y'all already told y'all, yoll, 150 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: I had only been on stage for about thirty seconds 151 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,119 Speaker 1: to a minute or two. You know what I'm saying. 152 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: I was real new to this nigked I said, man, 153 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: this ship I about thirty minutes, you know, so I 154 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: can do whatever you need me do. Ship, it ain't nothing. 155 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: He's like, all right, the show is in three days. 156 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: I'm gona had my brother send you all information or whatever. 157 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: Get down there. I'm gonna set you up nice in 158 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 1: the green room or whatever. I want you to come 159 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: on be a guest spot. That's ten minutes. When I 160 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: tell y'all, ten minutes felt like a fucking hour, bro. Listen. 161 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: I went to my brother, I said, your more just 162 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: reached out, Yo, this nigga want me open up for him? 163 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: He said, all right, So what then are you gonna do? 164 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: I said, I'm open up for him. But I only 165 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: got thirty seconds of material. He said thirty seconds, oh 166 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: b but we're about to sit down and right for 167 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: three days straight. My brother helped me right ten minutes 168 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: of comedy, my nigga ten minutes. I felt good about it. 169 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: I did because I ain't never been shy. I ain't 170 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 1: never been stage fright, bitch. I ain't never been scared 171 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: to talk to nobody. All it is is talking, you 172 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I never been scared. I was 173 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: just nervous because I had never done this ship before. 174 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: And I lied to a legend. I lied just to 175 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: get on this man stage. I lied just to get 176 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: in the presence of Martin Lawrence. I lied just to 177 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: meet this nigga. Yes, nigga, I lied about everything. So 178 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: fast forward, show night, right, showtime. I had my nice 179 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: little burgundy uh pants suit on, had my nice little 180 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: wig done, you know me, had on something like you know, 181 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: some little kitten heels and ship. Now mind you, I'm 182 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,319 Speaker 1: a tom girl. I ain't never did this ship no head. 183 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,719 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't dress like that. 184 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: I usually rock a pair Nike and Forces with a sweatsuit, 185 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: throw my head up in the bun or whatever got 186 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: my braids or whatever. Tom Girl at its finest, Nah, 187 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 1: I was like ship this. Martin went to Express, got 188 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: me a nice pant suit, put it on. I went 189 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: down there, walked in like I was Monique bitch. I'm like, ship, 190 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: I'm here to open up for Martin. I went out there. 191 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: I didn't see him before, because you know, when you 192 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,959 Speaker 1: were headlining, you arrived late, then you don't want nobody 193 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: all in your face, not even the people that opened 194 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: up for you. My nigga, they called my name just hilarious. 195 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: Now this is my city, this Baltimore City, so they 196 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,439 Speaker 1: automatically standing up for me. Now people knew me not 197 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: for stand up, but they knew me for my online videos, 198 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: me going viral and ship. You know what I'm saying. 199 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,040 Speaker 1: That's how they knew me. So I was still popular 200 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: within my own city. I was locally big. So them 201 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: niggas went all for me. I'm talking about yeah, screaming 202 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: for me like that. Why the ten minutes that my 203 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 1: brother helped me right, went out there. When the ship stopped, 204 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,560 Speaker 1: they stopped clapping, ready for the jokes. I forgot all 205 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: that ship, nigger, I ain't know. It was so many people, 206 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: thirteen thousand people my third time on st age, a 207 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: sold out arena, Baltimore City. They stood up for me 208 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: and didn't even know. I know half funking was confused. 209 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 1: I hold up, I ain't know this bitch didn't no 210 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: motherfucking stand up, nigga. I rocked that ship, rock that ship. 211 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the funk I was saying. 212 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: I seen my people standing up for me. I felt 213 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: good to be in my city. I felt that love. Man. 214 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,840 Speaker 1: I talked my ship for ten minutes plus. Now listen, 215 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: Like I said, I had never studied comedy. I never studied, 216 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: so I did. I didn't know the rules of comedy. 217 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 1: And you are never supposed to go over your time, 218 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,959 Speaker 1: especially not on nobody else's show. My nigga, man, I 219 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:40,199 Speaker 1: did about thirteen minutes. I did thirteen minutes and thirty seconds. 220 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: It was a clock on the stage went over three 221 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: minutes and thirty seconds. I killed that ship. I got 222 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: off stage. Martin was right dead, nigga. He said, oh, 223 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 1: you're good, you're good, You're good. He gave me that 224 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: stamp of approval. I've been doing that ship ever since. 225 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,880 Speaker 1: That ship felt good. But that's a time I've lied 226 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,319 Speaker 1: to get ahead. Now you've got people that lie like that, 227 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: that lie led me to all of my fucking success 228 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: today and stand up comedy. That ship got me, got 229 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: me on stages that I thought I would never hit. 230 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 1: I don't opened up for Mike Epps, you know what 231 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 1: I mean. I don't opened up for Bruce. Bruce. OU 232 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,599 Speaker 1: don't opened up for d Ray. You know some some 233 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: of people that I'm drawing a blank right now. But Monique, 234 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: I've opened up for. You know a lot of big comics. 235 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 1: I love it felt good. I was on the Girl's 236 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: Night Out tour, Kim Whitley, Kim Cole's Melanie Camacha Adele 237 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 1: givings my nigga. I'd i'd have met some of the 238 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: great touch hands, rubbed elbows with some of the greatest 239 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,079 Speaker 1: comedians that y'all used to watch on comic view. That 240 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: ship feels good? Oh because I lied. I lied. Now, 241 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: if Martin listening to this ship, then he know now 242 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,839 Speaker 1: because I ain't never say, hey, y'o, look y'all, I 243 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: was lying. I ain't. I ain't never do comedy for real. Hey, 244 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do that ship. But if you listen 245 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,839 Speaker 1: to now, he'll know. But that was the time I've 246 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 1: lied to get ahead. Now we got a commercial and 247 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,839 Speaker 1: if you click off of this podcast, I swear I'm 248 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 1: gonna beat your ass. Listen, which brings me to jest 249 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: fix my mess segment now, I wentn't line enough as y'all. 250 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,559 Speaker 1: A time you lied to get ahead or get away 251 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: with something, but it didn't work, or it did work, 252 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 1: y'all shared your personal experience with me, and I'm gonna 253 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: read a cup off now. A lot of y'all wanted 254 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: to remain anonymous because y'all got some ship with y'all. 255 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,960 Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and read some of these off now. 256 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,079 Speaker 1: One of my ladies wrote me and said I was 257 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 1: working with this nigga and started sucking with his brother 258 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 1: as well. I got pregnant, but didn't know which one 259 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 1: of them I was pregnant by, so I took the 260 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 1: high road and picked the one who had the most 261 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: money because I knew he could provide for my child. 262 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: I was very scared to get an abortion, so I 263 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,199 Speaker 1: just didn't. By the time my daughter got here, one 264 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: of the brothers were killed in a hit and run, 265 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 1: so it really never made any sense to get a 266 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,120 Speaker 1: paternity test or to speak up about not knowing which 267 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,079 Speaker 1: one of the brothers could be the father. So you 268 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 1: got away with that, bitch, And listen, I'm calling you 269 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: a bit because that's some fucked up ship. You know 270 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,719 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. That's trifling, 271 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: that's fucked up. You should question yourself as a woman. 272 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: You had no dignity. You should feel horrible every day 273 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,880 Speaker 1: you fucking wake up. Do you understand what I'm saying, 274 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: because it's not about you. It's not about the brother. 275 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 1: It's not about the other brother even resting in peace 276 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: right now. It's about that baby. It's about your child. 277 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,079 Speaker 1: She's gonna grow up and no, she's not gonna have 278 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,199 Speaker 1: to wonder who the funk our father is. But she 279 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,199 Speaker 1: deserves to know. She ain't going to wonder because you 280 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: know that this is gonna be a lifelong lie. But 281 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,439 Speaker 1: she deserves to know. A child is innocent, deserves to know. 282 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,559 Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for you, and you honestly probably 283 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: don't feel bad because you feel like you got away 284 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: with that ship because the other brother is now dead. 285 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 1: But you better believe that ship gonna come back on you, 286 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 1: baby girl, because even though the brother is dead, the 287 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 1: baby still deserves to know that that could be her father, 288 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:03,199 Speaker 1: not the alle I've one who's well off, like you stated, 289 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,839 Speaker 1: who you know could take care of the baby. Why 290 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: you fucking brothers anyway, goofy makes no sense. It's trifling. 291 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: Hopefully you get yourself together and you get your baby 292 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,319 Speaker 1: to answers she need. I'm I'm gonna have to write 293 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: Judge Lauren Lake for your ass because there's a way 294 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 1: to still find out if the if the man who 295 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 1: is dead is the father. But okay, that's it just 296 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: made me man. Moving on to the next one. Jasmine 297 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: Durham from Facebook said was about to face fifteen years 298 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,600 Speaker 1: in jail for a crime that I actually did commit. However, 299 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: my home girl was involved and hyped me up to 300 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: do it, so I lied and put it on her. 301 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: I don't feel bad because if she would have never 302 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: got me high and hyped me up, we would never 303 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: be in the predicament anyway. But CHALL don't feel sorry 304 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: for you either, and I'm telling you right now, I 305 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: feel sorry for your friend. Both of y'all pupposed to 306 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 1: be sitting in there doing that fucking time you lied 307 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: on your friend. That's just loyalty right there. That's this 308 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 1: lawyer was fucked, No, bitch, you got hot? Did she 309 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: have a gun to your head to get you high? 310 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 1: Then what the funk did y'all get hig off of? 311 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: And then what the funk did y'all go do you're 312 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: leaving just what I'm saying, y'all leaving shut out? How 313 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,920 Speaker 1: the funk I supposed to help y'all fix y'all mess. 314 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 1: If y'all leaving parts out, God damn, you don't do that. 315 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: I want to know what the funk y'all did, And 316 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 1: I want to know if you are at least helping 317 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: putting money on your friends books. She's serving fifteen years 318 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: for a crime that y'all both fucking committed. And then 319 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: I don't even know if y'all both actually did it, 320 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: because what you said was I was about to face 321 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: fifteen years in jail for a crime I actually did. However, 322 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 1: my home girl was involved, so maybe she was just 323 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: with you, So you think because she gave you the cocaine, 324 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: which I'm assuming it was, or whatever, Because because on 325 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: a lot of them drugs, you don't feel ship in 326 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: your mind, everything is limitless and you can do anything. 327 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: That's how people that's why people gotta get high. To 328 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: go kill other people because you have a conscious when 329 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 1: you're sober. So I'm just gonna say that y'all did 330 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: some cokee. What the funk did y'all do? And why 331 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: would you put it all on her? That's fucked up, 332 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: y'all different, y'all different. See, my lie got me successful, 333 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: your lie. That's that's ship, crazy man, that she should 334 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: haunt you, That she should haunt you. That was wrong, baby, 335 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: That was wrong, Jasmine, and you know it. Moving on 336 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 1: to the next when this person wants to remain anonymous, 337 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: she said, I was already pregnant when I met my boyfriend, 338 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 1: but I was early, so I had sex with him 339 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: as fast as I could and told him that I 340 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: was pregnant so he would believe the baby was his. Recently, 341 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: he requested a paternity test because my daughter looks nothing 342 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,760 Speaker 1: like him. She is now four months and there is 343 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 1: no resemblance. So I know he's going to find out 344 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 1: and it's going to leave me. So what do I do? Jess, 345 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 1: she's so in love with him as her father and 346 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: that's the only man she knows. Mm hmm. First of all, 347 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: it's a lot of paternity ship going on, and my 348 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: motherfucking just fixed my mess segments. Y'all got the wrong preser. 349 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: Y'all need to go to Judge Lake with this ship. 350 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: That's crazy, baby, Listen. As sorry as I am trying 351 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 1: to feel for you, I don't y'all have got to 352 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,439 Speaker 1: stop this ship. What the fuck? He was already pregnant 353 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 1: when you met your boyfriend? Okay, so apparently you had 354 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: a one night stand with somebody or you was working 355 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 1: with somebody that you you really really didn't intend on 356 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,440 Speaker 1: having a baby with. But you didn't get an abortion. 357 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,920 Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say that you should have, 358 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: because I'm not an advocate for abortion either. So whatever 359 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: reason that you didn't want to get one, you still 360 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,479 Speaker 1: shouldn't have lied. You said you had sex with your 361 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 1: boyfriend as fast as you could because you knew that 362 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: you were pregnant. For one, that man is supposed to 363 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 1: know the timeline. Fuck the fact that the baby don't 364 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: look like him, he supposed to be on that timeline. Like, 365 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 1: hold up, how the funk I just said sex with 366 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 1: you and you are like the timeline don't add up? 367 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 1: But men don't pay attention to ship like that. Some 368 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 1: men do, but a lot of men don't. Yeah, baby, 369 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 1: he's going to find out that the baby is not his. 370 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 1: What do you mean, what do you do? You need 371 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: to sit down and have a real conversation with him 372 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:02,119 Speaker 1: because you didn't tell me if you're still in denial 373 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: or not. And obviously you're going to give him a test, 374 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: which is the right thing to do, so you're not 375 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: completely heartless. I think what you should do is sit 376 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: down and talk to him, tell him, tell him the truth, 377 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: because once you tell it, you ain't really held prisoner 378 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,360 Speaker 1: no more. Because I noticed in the back of your mind. 379 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,159 Speaker 1: I know it is I know when you saw the 380 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: baby come out, and he saw the baby come out. 381 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: I know that there was some type of electrical shot 382 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: going through your body, like oh shit, oh my god. 383 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: And I know that you felt that ship that he 384 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: was gonna ask anyway, you know, and then it probably 385 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,600 Speaker 1: wasn't even him, but it was probably his family. You know. 386 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: It's like, hold up, this baby, don't look like you, 387 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 1: you know, And they got the right to tell him 388 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: that if they did. If that's how it went down, 389 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,240 Speaker 1: you didn't really give me everything. But I'm giving you this. 390 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,480 Speaker 1: Sit down with him, talk to him, be honest, tell 391 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: him look, I got pregnant when you know, and he 392 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,320 Speaker 1: may leave you, but it'll be a burden lifted up 393 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: off of your shoulders if you just get the truth 394 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: out there. When you tell the truth, YO, that ship 395 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 1: sets you free mentally, mentally. That's how people be so 396 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,880 Speaker 1: stressed out hide and ship keeping ship bottled up, lying 397 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: about ship. That's a lie you you shouldn't have told, 398 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: but you did. It's a way to get past it now. 399 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 1: I hope you know who the other father is, because 400 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 1: that baby does deserve a father and deserve to know 401 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: who the actual biological one is. And I hope he 402 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: steps up because it's the reason why you ran from 403 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,120 Speaker 1: that ship and the last one. I'm going to read 404 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: Terriica Living to be Lit Underscore on Instagram says I'd 405 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: be lying about dumb ship Jess. One time, hold up 406 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,400 Speaker 1: shit said I'd be lying about dumb ship Jess. One 407 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,680 Speaker 1: time I really wanted to call out of work to 408 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,119 Speaker 1: spend time with my boyfriend. I told my boss my 409 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 1: grandmother had died, so he let me off. Two weeks later, 410 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: I said my other grandmother died so I can get 411 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 1: off of work again. Two months later, my boyfriend was 412 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: about to go overseas to play all. So I had 413 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: to call out again and forgot that I had told 414 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 1: my boss that two of my grandmothers had died already. 415 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 1: So I said it again and he called me all 416 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,120 Speaker 1: my ship and said, you told me your grandmother's died already. 417 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,399 Speaker 1: How many grandmothers do you have? Needless to say, I 418 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: got fired. Hold on, hold on, bitch. First of all, 419 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: I hope your grandmothers are really dead. Let's just start there. 420 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: I hope that they really did. I'm not ready coming 421 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: to work. Like, Yo, my grandmother died. I needed to 422 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I need to get off. 423 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: Then the next week and yo, my other grandmother died, 424 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: And first of all, I will fire you because it's 425 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 1: a problem going on with you. It's something going on. 426 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,879 Speaker 1: I would just fire your grass right there. Why is 427 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 1: everybody dying around you? Then the third time you come 428 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 1: in your my grandmother died again. She died again? Which 429 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,200 Speaker 1: which one? Which one did? She came back and died again. 430 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 1: Bit you get your ship together. At least she was 431 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: honest and said, I'd be lying about dumb ship, yes, 432 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,120 Speaker 1: but don't ever lie just to just oh my god, 433 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: you lied to spend time with your nigga. I hope 434 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: our grandmothers are really resting in peace and that that 435 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 1: ain't no lie. I hope they're not still living. That's crazy. 436 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: This just fixed my mess. Segment had my emotions up 437 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,679 Speaker 1: and down them. Not gonna lie. The paternity lies are crazy. 438 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,119 Speaker 1: But Terrika, you brought me back to life with your 439 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: dumb mass. I ain't even gonna lie, Yore, You're funniest shit. 440 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,360 Speaker 1: I'd be lying abou dumb ship jazz. Now let's kick 441 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 1: it over to a brief break, which brings me to 442 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,480 Speaker 1: my next segment in current news. I want to shed 443 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: some light, some positive light this Black History Month, and 444 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: we got a lot of black greatness going on. We 445 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,160 Speaker 1: got these young black brothers getting out of jail. Congratulations 446 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:43,119 Speaker 1: to Bobby s murder that man's harm. He looking healthy, 447 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: his head still big, but he looking healthy. He looking good. 448 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,680 Speaker 1: And nigg have been wearing a mask. I ain't seen 449 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 1: this goddamn face yet. This nigga said, I ain't get 450 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 1: out to get no fucking COVID. He got his mask 451 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: on everywhere we see this nigga. Congratulations Bob love you 452 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 1: love you to death. Young black brother, keep doing what 453 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 1: you're doing. And Bobby Murder said, he ain't going back. 454 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,239 Speaker 1: He ain't going back. Congratulations the Kodak Black. He's out 455 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,920 Speaker 1: of jail by way of Donald Trump's pardon. I don't 456 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,000 Speaker 1: care why he out. He out. He another young black 457 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:15,159 Speaker 1: brother out and he is getting married. Guys. He decided 458 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 1: to settle down. He got him a nice brown skinned 459 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,160 Speaker 1: woman that he's marrying. She's beautiful. He still ain't cut 460 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,200 Speaker 1: his fucking head. But that's code. Heck, it is what 461 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: it is now a lot of people were shocked when 462 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: he when they saw who he was marrying, because some 463 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: time ago before he got locked up, he was expressing 464 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: that he didn't like dog skin bitches or brown skin 465 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: bitches or whatever. He liked the white bitches or the 466 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,440 Speaker 1: light skin bitches. But y'all gotta understand, when these rappers 467 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 1: are are rapping and they hied up and they you 468 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, most of the time they say 469 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: what the funk come to mind? They say what cells? 470 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: A lot of these rappers don't wrap the fucking truth. Honestly, 471 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,399 Speaker 1: they really don't. Sey'all can't be mad at certain brothers 472 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,359 Speaker 1: for saying that type of ship because y'all see who 473 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: he's with now, and she's a badass brown bone. Love it. 474 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:02,919 Speaker 1: More black excellence, ge her bow. He's expecting another baby, 475 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: and I think he might have slipped up and told 476 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: us that he's having a little girl with Tina. I 477 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 1: love their relationship. I love seeing them. I love seeing 478 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 1: how he fathers your son. He really really is a 479 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: good father. Yo. He let a little boy with his heart, 480 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: just like I feel he's going to love his daughter. 481 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: So congratulations to your dad. Keep on doing what you're doing. 482 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,400 Speaker 1: Naomi osaka beat Serena Williams. It's a lot of black 483 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: excellence going on in this month. I love it, and 484 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 1: I loved seeing how Serena embraced Naomi. A lot of 485 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 1: people wanted to see the shade so bad. Oh the shade, 486 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 1: Oh the shade, the shade, the shade. Man. Listen, Serena 487 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: been doing the ship for years and years and for 488 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: fucking decades. Her and her sister Venus been doing this 489 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 1: ship for decades, trained by the best, mentored by their 490 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,880 Speaker 1: own black father. Trust me, they've been taking high rolls 491 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: and breaking records and being legendary and two epic women 492 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 1: for a long time. Let me tell you so, I 493 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: believe if Serena wanted anybody to beat her, it would 494 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: be Naomi Osaka. So congratulations Naomi. On another note, it's 495 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 1: a lot of challenges out this motherfucker. Congratulations to Cardi Bat, 496 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,159 Speaker 1: she got another hit. I love the song Up. If 497 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: it's up, then it's up. Then it's up, then it's stuff. 498 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,760 Speaker 1: That's my ship. Congratulations and shout out to all the 499 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,320 Speaker 1: USPS ups FedEx Amazon drivers during the challenge. They've been 500 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 1: killing it. However, bitch usps, you ain't got no motherfucking 501 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,719 Speaker 1: time to be getting out the car, hopping out dancing 502 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 1: to no goddamn Cardi B. Because my ship still backed up. 503 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 1: People been eating waste, trainers, people been man it's customers 504 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 1: requesting fucking money back and ship, but ain't no refunding. 505 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: You know, I have a very strict policy. I don't 506 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,000 Speaker 1: do refunds and ship. And I mean it's just because 507 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: my my product is so you know, it's it's good quality, 508 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 1: but it ain't my fucking faunt y'all affecting my motherfucking business. 509 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: Y'all hopping out dancing the fucking Cardi B go dereliving 510 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 1: the people ship fun wrong with y'all. That's why i'l 511 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: so backed up shooting the ball and ship ain't doing nothing. 512 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: But I'm not to learn that dance. Ain't gonna lie. 513 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I love that song. Get this 514 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,440 Speaker 1: up and it's up, and that brings me to the 515 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: end of carefully Reckless. This episode was kind of emotional 516 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: for me, up and down, because if you lie, trust me, 517 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,439 Speaker 1: you will pay for it. Like I said in the beginning, 518 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: there are certain lies that just aren't supposed to be told. 519 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: Some people lie to keep things on and even kill. 520 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 1: Some people lie to get ahead. Some people tell a 521 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,920 Speaker 1: little white lies, and then you got deceitful lives, spiteful lies. 522 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,680 Speaker 1: I think you can lie within reason. It's acceptable to 523 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 1: lie within reason, and people use your fucking common sense 524 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: when listening to this when you're trying to interpret what 525 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 1: the funk I'm saying. Like I told you all my 526 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: experience about how I made it to being who I 527 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,399 Speaker 1: am today in the stand up comedy world off of 528 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: one lie. It could have went bad, but it went good. 529 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 1: My people who gave me their experiences, their life experiences, 530 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: and just fix my mess, get it together. I hope 531 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: these mothers find it in their hearts to come clean 532 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,120 Speaker 1: in about these babies, to come clean for these babies. 533 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 1: I hope. So I love y'all just like I know 534 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 1: y'all love me, and knowing that motherfucker. Note next week, 535 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,919 Speaker 1: catch Carefully Reckless another episode, and then my best pan 536 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: voice piece bit me like, just you got your ass, nigger, 537 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,119 Speaker 1: Shut the fucker. I've been out hit on my cash, 538 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: on sold you bout my hustle. I've been stop I 539 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: don't do. Get Carefully Reckless is a production of I 540 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,160 Speaker 1: Heart Radio and The Black Effect. For more podcasts from 541 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: My heart Radio, visit the I heart Radio app, Apple podcast, 542 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,960 Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.