WEBVTT - Gibberish Prank Calls

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, we're going back to the root, to

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<v Speaker 2>the phone tap today. A phone tap merely is what

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<v Speaker 2>we've all, well most of us have been doing all

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<v Speaker 2>our lives. When we were kids, we used to crank

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<v Speaker 2>call people yeah, And so we thought today we would

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<v Speaker 2>take phone taps all the way back to the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>of time. The origin of the phone tap is simply

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<v Speaker 2>described as, you know, calling a grocery store or asking

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<v Speaker 2>them if they have chickens feet yeah, or do you

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<v Speaker 2>have olive oil in a bottles?

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<v Speaker 1>Getting pissed colleague.

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<v Speaker 2>Soone asked asking them if they were refrigerators running? Need

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<v Speaker 2>better cutch it? Well, that's really those are the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the beginnings of the phone taps. So we

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<v Speaker 2>thought today's phone tap, we'd go back to the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a phone tap tag team. We're gonna start out

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<v Speaker 2>with Froggy just calling someone at random and just act

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<v Speaker 2>in the fool.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and I can't lean that a excuse me? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good? Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Going down there?

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<v Speaker 1>The good? I'm not understanding you. What did you just say?

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<v Speaker 2>Get then?

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<v Speaker 1>Then, Jim Grand damn god, damn it. Wait, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have to speak a little more clearly, slowly too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wanna Okay, this is stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, understand what he was saying. And then let's

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<v Speaker 2>see Garrett decided to have some fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, this is me name. How can I help you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you you wanted to order something else? All I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hearing is the bird I can't understand. Thanks, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with this. Hello here, you're here. Listen. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a business line. And if you call this number

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<v Speaker 1>with your stupid prank call, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who you are doing. My husband is a coffee

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<v Speaker 1>You would run this number and put you in jail.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can end this call and not call her

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<v Speaker 1>establishment again.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there's Darren. My gosh, he sounds like this

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<v Speaker 2>is so stupid, but it continues and now scary making

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<v Speaker 2>a phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello is alright? Hello calling?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I can't really understand you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe you want to try call him back? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? You could? Did you? Yeah? Go out? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Some other? Who are you looking for? You have the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong number. You should check the number that you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>and not call my number. Okay, we do it? Three

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<v Speaker 1>quarter m I know that's not my number.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not my number.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't call my number.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, come on, you got to get a translator or something. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't understand the word that you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, one guide. If you don't hang up, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find out where this number is calling from.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna come there and I'm gonna smash that phone.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, and uh so, here come Danielle. Let's listen

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<v Speaker 2>to what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, still call it at all? I think you

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<v Speaker 1>might have the wrong number. No, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you speak English? No? No, no English, Papa, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, But I don't. I don't. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what the English that is. I always think English.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know me what I don't. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. Pa, I don't know, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. Ill go Bata and look at hell. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I don't understand you? Please on Holida, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and no, it's okay. I told you, no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand your liken't me. I don't know what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me. I don't know what you're yourself. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that means, I don't know what you're saying, Lika,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean? Nda? Curiously, I don't is that

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<v Speaker 1>even a language. I don't know what you're saying, and

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<v Speaker 1>none of that makes sense Lema, goodbye. Oh I have

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<v Speaker 1>to know the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab

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