WEBVTT - "2131" with Lewis Black | Angels vs. Orioles

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done anything. Two one and thirty one days

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<v Speaker 1>in a row. There's nothing I can think of. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything you can think of that you did?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, this is a PG podcast, but uh I no, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing. There's nothing. Today we have a very special guest.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a legendary comedian, actor and playwright. Now isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>a load of horse? Huge Baltimore fan Lewis Black and studio.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking twenty one thirty one. This is the game

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<v Speaker 2>where cow Ripken broke the record for most consecutive games.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this deserve the twenty two minute standing out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think it's deserved. But I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be there for.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is worse or more insufferable? Boston fans or New

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<v Speaker 3>York fans?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The Yankees go? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sub I hate the Yankees. Going back to the track

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<v Speaker 2>to fan reaches up and touches it.

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<v Speaker 1>You got anything else you want to traumatize me with?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your greatest rant of all time?

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<v Speaker 1>Jennet Jackson's nipple? The nipple Jannet Jackson THRESTC. That's fellos

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<v Speaker 1>to the entire nation. What would we do? You show

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<v Speaker 1>a nip? I'm gonna be there to watch the nip.

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<v Speaker 1>You never saw her nipple?

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<v Speaker 2>Bring us the brask wait by Say.

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<v Speaker 1>The Breast, and they just kept showing it, showing showing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Games with Names is presented by Win Las Vegas and

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<v Speaker 2>Encore Boston Harbor and is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Games with Names. On today's episode, We're talking twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one thirty one with Lewis Black. Awesome episode. We get

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<v Speaker 2>into Baltimore's sports, breaking people's hearts, Lewis's life and comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>and of course we go over nipplegate Janet.

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<v Speaker 3>Our first mention of it on the whole pod. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you done for me lately?

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<v Speaker 2>Do?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that that's Jane?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe? So that's a deep cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>September sixth, nineteen ninety five, Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland.

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<v Speaker 1>After two thirty games.

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<v Speaker 2>Cal Ripken is on the doorstep of immortality. This is

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one thirty one Costner. Welcome to Games with Names Today,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a very special guest, Lewis Black and Studio.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a legendary comedian, actor and playwright. Loved him and

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<v Speaker 2>accepted as a kid. His stand up is tragically I

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<v Speaker 2>Need you streaming now on YouTube. Catch him on the

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<v Speaker 2>Off the Rails tour in a city near you. Huge

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<v Speaker 2>Baltimore fan, Baltimore, oriole fan, Welcome to Games with Names.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Jack, that's Kyler. We got Leah over there. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a huge Baltimore fan. So welcome to the studio and

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate you coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. This is great. Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's as soon as you walked in, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like Hollywood people. You guys all look great,

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<v Speaker 2>you just look young always. You could always see an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this was I'm not Hollywood, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of I've reached the wax fruit stage stage

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<v Speaker 1>at my age.

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<v Speaker 2>Wax fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but I really I live in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was out here, I would I'd probably be

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't you wouldn't you never see me? I just

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<v Speaker 1>this place freaks me the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>It does, and I probably wouldn't see you because even

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<v Speaker 2>if you live three miles away, it'd be forty five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to get to you. So traffic is not easy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love your card, I don't. I stopped driving here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know something crazy, If you want to

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<v Speaker 2>have a fun night on a Friday, you go up

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<v Speaker 2>to any rooftop apartment in like the West Hollywood area,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're guaranteed to see a police chase. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're seeing helicopters. You might see some road stoppages. I

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<v Speaker 2>swear to god, I see one at least once once

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<v Speaker 2>a month here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the helicopter thing is a constant here, A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the thing it is. You can day after day

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<v Speaker 1>of them tracking something somewhere, you know, I mean, but

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<v Speaker 1>I literally discovered that I had to stop driving because

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<v Speaker 1>I would get picked up or be in a car

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<v Speaker 1>just heading out with friends, and I'd be in the

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<v Speaker 1>back seat experiencing road rage, and I'm thinking, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not driving, this is not healthy for me to be

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<v Speaker 1>behind the wheel, and I just scream at cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody would pick me up at the airport to go

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<v Speaker 1>do something, and I would sit in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the car and yelling out the window, where are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally felt, there's too many cars. These people are

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be at work. Why aren't they at work?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of questions students I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>ask them, No one works here, No, it doesn't appear

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<v Speaker 1>to be. I was on four or five. Four or

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<v Speaker 1>five is just like it's rush hour twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it's rush hour all the time here, except if

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<v Speaker 2>you're a you get up before seven o'clock. Like it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I could get I could leave my house by seven. Rocky,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my dog, Rocky, by the way, come here over

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<v Speaker 2>the Rocky go. Yeah, we do this a little differently here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No one gets up early here. Like I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>I lived in the city in Boston, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>would commute to Foxboro, which is like thirty miles, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd wake up at like four thirty. I'd leave the

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<v Speaker 2>house by like four fifty. Wanted to be there by

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<v Speaker 2>five point fifteen. There'd be a line of traffic there,

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<v Speaker 2>the traffic in the East Coast. People get up to

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<v Speaker 2>work in the East Coast out here after nine, then

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<v Speaker 2>there's traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right? It's crazy because I haven't been out here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's it's too much cars.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. So today we're looking at the twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>thirty one game cal Ripken game California Angels versus the

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<v Speaker 2>Baltimore Orioles from nineteen ninety five. This is the game

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<v Speaker 2>where cal Ripken broke the Lou garrick. But this is

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<v Speaker 2>when he broke the record for most consecutive games. And

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<v Speaker 2>why do we picked this game?

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<v Speaker 1>We picked this game because I'm an Oriole fan. And

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<v Speaker 1>going back earlier, if we went back to really kind

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<v Speaker 1>of where I started, the Brooks Robinson thing, happy you

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<v Speaker 1>know that team bro Weaver, here's the coach at that time.

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<v Speaker 1>This was I think a better sweet spot for folks

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<v Speaker 1>to remember. Yeah, you start to get back there and

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<v Speaker 1>we lose the third of our audience, wouldn't they they

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<v Speaker 1>played baseball then, Yes, that's when they actually played baseball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they actually Yeah, and people lived in the town.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is home run Derby. Now they same baseball.

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<v Speaker 2>You never see a bun or a walk. It's crazy. Rocky,

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<v Speaker 2>can you go? Can someone take Rocky?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of a dog is that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's an Australian Labradoodle. Wow. Yeah, So I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get a Golden Retriever. Yeah, but I have nightmares because

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<v Speaker 2>I had a Golden Retriever growing up, and my responsibility

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<v Speaker 2>as a child was a to pick up his huge

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<v Speaker 2>turds and b to keep the hair out of the

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<v Speaker 2>house and hair out of the house. The dog's been

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<v Speaker 2>dead for fifteen years and there's still hair in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got I went and I started looking at

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<v Speaker 2>hypoallergenic dogs that don't shed. This has Retriever in it,

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<v Speaker 2>lab in it. He also has a cocker Spaniel, water

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<v Speaker 2>spaniel and poodle. That's the reason he doesn't shed. So

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<v Speaker 2>I got a little Rocky. My little girl, Lily loves him.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a beautiful dog.

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<v Speaker 2>He is. But he's just he's starting to choose stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He's getting crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'll tell you. But the other reason I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of picked this game was just because I've never done

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<v Speaker 1>anything two thousand and one and thirty one days in

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<v Speaker 1>a row ever. Honestly, I mean not even eat breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>every day. There's nothing I can think of. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>anything you can think of that you did? We're every

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<v Speaker 1>every two thousand and thirty one. That's a lot of games.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a PG podcast. But yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>The contest, the Streek Really what you're gonna tell me

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand thirty Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I don't know you're talking to wow.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's the case, that would have rather discuss that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahs all about cal Ripkin, Lolly Pippen, Lou Garrick and

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<v Speaker 2>Lou Garrett.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, Wally Pip that was talking about screwed to

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<v Speaker 1>come in after that and after the speech. You know

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<v Speaker 1>you can't follow that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 2>That says a huge thing that everyone always brings up

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<v Speaker 2>with me. Because Belichick asked, Welker, have you heard of

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<v Speaker 2>Wally Pip? And it's always like a meme going around

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<v Speaker 2>on the internet about about me when I returned a

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<v Speaker 2>touchdown and it was so we always try to bring

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<v Speaker 2>that in. Somehow we snuck it in there with Louke

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<v Speaker 2>Eric and on this thing you got to tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about tell us about your sports fandom in Baltimore. How'd

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<v Speaker 2>that grow? Like? You were born in Maryland.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's how let's hear. I'll tell you this. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>from Maryland, but I'm close to DC and closer to

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<v Speaker 1>that's you know the ballpark. Yeah, it was a Griffith

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<v Speaker 1>Stadium back then, and then that went away. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even remember the name of the other stadium they came

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<v Speaker 1>up with. But I was a Senator fan and initially

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<v Speaker 1>a Dodger fan. Okay, the Brooklyn Dodgers. My family would

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<v Speaker 1>go there and and I was and I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like cooked when that was. I was really like four

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<v Speaker 1>or five, and I started getting into them. Then of course,

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<v Speaker 1>what do they do. They screw me by moving out here. Okay, hey, well,

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<v Speaker 1>leaven take your childhood dreams. Let me just shit on them.

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<v Speaker 1>And so then I go to the Washington Senators, who

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<v Speaker 1>are now playing downtown. They start to get good, and

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<v Speaker 1>they got Harmon, Killerbrew, Bobby Allison. They're getting good. And

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<v Speaker 1>what do they do. They moved, They moved to Minnesota, Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>So they do that. That really okay, and then they're gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So I start to pay attention to Baltimore, which is

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<v Speaker 1>close by. And that's how old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's when this is all going down.

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<v Speaker 1>That was early on, so I must have been probably ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's another It wasn't a hard that was more like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really a bit. This sports thing is a business.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't need to leave and learn that

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<v Speaker 1>at that age. So they go away and I get

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<v Speaker 1>into you know, the Orioles, who at that time start

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<v Speaker 1>to have Earl Weavers. The manager, he's phenomenal. They've got

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Jim Palmer is pitching all of these you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got this Stu Miller's pitching. They had for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>game winners. They were just a great team to follow, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I kind of started following. Then then Washington

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<v Speaker 1>brings a team back, and they got another one come

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<v Speaker 1>in and okay, we'll root for them. Let's root for

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<v Speaker 1>them again. And within three years they're gone. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>already They're like they go to Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Arrangers.

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<v Speaker 1>And so once that happened, it was that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 2>You're kind of like the good Luck Chuck of franchise

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<v Speaker 2>is going to somewhere new.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. And then what they did too, which is

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<v Speaker 1>solidified my fandom for Baltimore's they bring in another They

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<v Speaker 1>bringing a third time in the history of sports, within

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<v Speaker 1>a like a fifty year span, three teams come to

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<v Speaker 1>your town. Now they switch from the American League to

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<v Speaker 1>the National League.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I mean, it's erroneous. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you could use that word there, but I just feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I need to bring up my vocabulary when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>around you, because you're a funny guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay, that's okay, And don't throw up words

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you a Baltimore Colts fan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they screwed me there too.

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<v Speaker 2>You're getting screwed left right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was a Colts fan. I was, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what sent me back to Washington because the Colts cover

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<v Speaker 1>a night. They take them away in Mayflower trucks.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're an our words fan back then you went

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<v Speaker 2>to the Baltimore Colts to our words. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 2>now they're the Commanders, but they might go back to

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<v Speaker 2>the No they're not going back or not. I heard

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<v Speaker 2>there's a petition.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, there's a petition with good luck with that, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and the commanders is that name is going to go too,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gotta go, let's go. And then there was a

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<v Speaker 1>group it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was honestly a great great football team. Was a great

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<v Speaker 2>team name, Yeah, especially with an old school color combination

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<v Speaker 2>that the.

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<v Speaker 1>Red or the maroon.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you came. I'm sorry, we'll blank that out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the Washington football team sounded that was kind of cool

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what they should have called him. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the name they should have.

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<v Speaker 2>Hogs.

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<v Speaker 1>No, fuck the hogs? Can we say that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know you could say fuck anything here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you don't know because then they do some

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<v Speaker 1>of it's on the radio and then they tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is podcast, it's live on YouTube. We are just uncensored.

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<v Speaker 2>You could pull out anything right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Really well, I don't have anything.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was just saying, like, out of your brain, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>out of your brain.

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<v Speaker 1>That made my day. So we'll see at least Dan

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<v Speaker 1>Snyder's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all new. Yeah, no, the NFL is crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>man like, look at look at the Chiefs. The Chiefs

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<v Speaker 2>weren't good. They haven't been good since nineteen sixty before

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<v Speaker 2>this run. The Patriots were never good until Brady. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all crapshoot on how you get a quarterback?

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<v Speaker 1>And can I ask you a question? Yeah, ask me

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<v Speaker 1>a question because the thing that I'm you know, now,

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<v Speaker 1>I do fantasy football, you know. Yeah, I have three

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<v Speaker 1>teams because I need as much distraction as I can

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<v Speaker 1>from reality. So I have three teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Video games you just try video games.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do those. I'm not dexterity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's tough. I grew up on three three buttons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>now these like fifty buttons. I'm getting my ass beat

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<v Speaker 2>by a fucking ten year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well mine, you know, think about it. My generation

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<v Speaker 1>was Pong, which is like dank. Yeah, dank. Text is

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<v Speaker 1>not there, there's nothing there just going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I cut you off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Oh no, no, no, it's it's fine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>your show. The question the question I had was, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing this, you know, playing these games, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>watching these games and have my team. And it's really

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<v Speaker 1>when you finally doing that realize that the level of

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<v Speaker 1>injury is going on is staggering, and you don't really

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<v Speaker 1>before that. I knew it with my team. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>it with Washington. God he's gone and that's gone, and

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<v Speaker 1>now we don't have a line. But but you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get the whole devastation. I mean it is literally and

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<v Speaker 1>then they and then these now they've had this thing

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<v Speaker 1>where oh good, here's a good idea. Let's play Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday and Sunday. Let's let's try to get people to

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<v Speaker 1>play with with with five days rest? What planet even?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, why don't we add another couple of games

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<v Speaker 2>too while we're at it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's what the NFL.

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<v Speaker 2>More more games, more money.

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<v Speaker 1>More games women. And it's and they already have money.

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<v Speaker 2>It is I mean, when you play in the National

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<v Speaker 2>Football League and if you if you're talking about your

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<v Speaker 2>team before the season, and if and if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>hear if we stay healthy, we'll be like you're already

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<v Speaker 2>wrong because it's one hundred percent injury rate. It doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it doesn't matter if you don't play or

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<v Speaker 2>if you're playing. Every guy starts at at about one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent. By week four they're already probably eighty percent

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<v Speaker 2>just from bangs and bruises, God forbid any big you

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<v Speaker 2>know injuries, which you know with the plane surface that

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<v Speaker 2>they're on nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>And well, that's the thing that was the question I had.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I hated the playing surfaces.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I wondered, because I when the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I walked on to I didn't know. It was years

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<v Speaker 1>and years ago in Seattle at the at the whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>the Kingdom, whatever the hell it was, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>that it was they were you were guys who were

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<v Speaker 1>playing on concrete out there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's changed up, it's changed up. They have the artificial turf.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, right, which isn't that above concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>It is above concrete, and they do put a rubber

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<v Speaker 2>layer over it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not enough rubber in the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's tough. And that's why a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the you know, there's a big thing going on right

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<v Speaker 2>now between the players and the owners where the players

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to mandate you know, grass.

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<v Speaker 1>We wouldn't it make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the crazy thing is, you know, when I would

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<v Speaker 2>play a Gillette, we played on a turf field, an

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<v Speaker 2>artificial turf field. We would always host these international friendlies

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<v Speaker 2>to soccer teams or football teams, and they would bring

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<v Speaker 2>in grass for one night, put it on there because

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<v Speaker 2>they have a mandate where their players have to play

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<v Speaker 2>on grass for health reasonings. And then they would take

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<v Speaker 2>that grass and throw it away and you know, let

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<v Speaker 2>us go play. So it's crazy. But speaking of how

0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:19.280
<v Speaker 2>crazy injuries are, it's pretty crazy that cow Ripken twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one thirty one. Yeah, like that's that's even that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>insane to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That Yeah, it's really beyond belief.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you we were joking earlier, like have you done

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<v Speaker 2>anything that long that is like flu?

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<v Speaker 1>You sprang exactly, but I mean flu. I mean any

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<v Speaker 1>Look what I called covide.

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<v Speaker 2>It couldn't happen nowadays. If he would have got COVID,

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<v Speaker 2>he would have to sit out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what if you caught Kevin Costner with your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Or Kevin Costa. No, that's what you know what you do, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>You cancel the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn the lights off.

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<v Speaker 2>You turn the lights off, it's really you turn the

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<v Speaker 2>lights off.

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<v Speaker 3>I want that urban legend to be true. I want

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<v Speaker 3>it to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope it's true. And I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>anybody would sleep with Kevin Costner, And you can quote

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<v Speaker 1>me on that. You know, well, I mean, you know, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to sleep with him, you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, But he's a pretty cool guy. If I was

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<v Speaker 2>a girl, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe I don't know, he said, I don't know.

0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:16.240
<v Speaker 1>He was supposed to come to a show that I

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<v Speaker 1>did and then didn't show ups.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I would never sleep with him. I would

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<v Speaker 2>never We got a segment where we go back in

0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:30.760
<v Speaker 2>the day of September twenty, the day that where the

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<v Speaker 2>game takes place, and we talk about pop culture things

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<v Speaker 2>this game.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when the macarena came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Makarna No. September sixth, nineteen ninety five. Makarina came out?

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<v Speaker 2>Good God, can you do the mockerena?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, I don't even want to think. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember everybodys we have Austin powers. Remember they were

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<v Speaker 2>yet made fun of it? Yeah, Apollo thirteen was the

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<v Speaker 2>number one movie. Good, great movie. How crazy use it? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>Like after I watched that movie, that's like the absolute

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<v Speaker 2>best scenario that could ever have, Like those people could

0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:09.280
<v Speaker 2>have been gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, has anyone been.

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<v Speaker 2>Lost in space?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not to my knowledge, No, No, just in the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that that'd be a weird way to go. Imagine

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<v Speaker 2>what if you had like oxygen, if you were just

0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:24.000
<v Speaker 2>floating around you get sucked out of your thing, but

0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:27.520
<v Speaker 2>you somehow had your your your suit on and you

0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:31.720
<v Speaker 2>had like a year of oxygen and you're just floating.

0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:34.199
<v Speaker 2>If you had a couple of power bars that you

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<v Speaker 2>could last out there, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is the you are my LEAs psychotic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not the first one to tell me that

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<v Speaker 2>you won't be the line?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I say that? It was a comple of But

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<v Speaker 1>that's the sad part, actually I do. Actually, you're out

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<v Speaker 1>there with a couple You're out there with the years

0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:53.000
<v Speaker 1>play of oxygen and a couple of power a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple of bars. So you're getting at least you're getting

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<v Speaker 2>at least maybe two or a month somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Neil deGrasse Tyson's pulling his hair out right now, isn't

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<v Speaker 3>to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Around this time September third, eBay was found in Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never bought anything an e Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. When this first came out, Lewis I went in

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<v Speaker 2>to my parents' fucking like closet and I would just

0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:18.760
<v Speaker 2>start taking pictures of everything, and I would just try

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<v Speaker 2>to sell everything I could. Oh, I was selling everything

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I could find on eBay that's great or best offer

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<v Speaker 2>a PlayStation.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if I took a picture of my parents closet

0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:34.200
<v Speaker 1>to try to sell the stuff, people would have tried

0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:36.919
<v Speaker 1>to adopt me. They would have said, this is the

0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.119
<v Speaker 1>saddest collection of clothing we've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Mahomes was born on the seventeenth, while he's young. Oh,

0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:50.080
<v Speaker 2>in October of this year, this is when Oja was

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:51.240
<v Speaker 2>found not guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. Yeah, that was just an extraordinary moment in time.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember where you were at when that chase

0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.400
<v Speaker 2>was going on. I was in like third grade or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was I in fourth grade?

0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I had friends. I mean I don't remember I

0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:06.679
<v Speaker 1>was at home because I just sat there watching it.

0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everyone did. They rolled in a fucking TV to

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<v Speaker 2>my goddamn classroom and we're like eight years old watching

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<v Speaker 2>the goddamn police chase.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, wow. I was like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>That is crazy? That's really and you're in the but

0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you're in the Bay Area.

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<v Speaker 2>That was in the Bay Area.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you thought they'd be a little hip.

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<v Speaker 2>Ja OJ played for the Niners. You know he's from

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<v Speaker 2>San fran.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you don't. The eight year old doesn't need

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.720
<v Speaker 1>to see the chase. No, there's a good there's a

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:38.040
<v Speaker 1>good lesson. And remember get a front to drive you

0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:39.520
<v Speaker 1>if you're thinking a murder.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a way to start designated drivers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, d D.

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<v Speaker 3>It's insane. We have gone twenty something odd episodes with

0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:50.280
<v Speaker 3>no OJ mentioned. We moved the show to Brentwood. We're

0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:53.080
<v Speaker 3>talking about OJ every other episode. It's it must be

0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:53.719
<v Speaker 3>a Brentwood thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be a Brentwood thing. The juice, the glove

0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:59.560
<v Speaker 2>don't fit. You must have quit. Yes, I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>was a It was just.

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<v Speaker 1>An unbelievable moment in time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's the crazy thing is Lewis. He did

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<v Speaker 2>endorse me to get in the Hall of Fame?

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Did he?

0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I don't know why, but it randomly came on

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:15.960
<v Speaker 2>like someone had a camera in his face and asked me,

0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:18.720
<v Speaker 2>asked him about He's like, yeah, he endorsed me.

0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Well that's taking you down a notch and they

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 1>still like it as a person.

0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:25.879
<v Speaker 2>It's all right, it's all right. At least there's a

0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.359
<v Speaker 2>couple more notches to go down. What was life like

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.160
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety five for Lewis Black.

0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I've been on The Daily Show twenty seven years. So

0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:42.719
<v Speaker 1>I am just wandering around the country stand up, stand up,

0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:45.959
<v Speaker 1>doing stand up and clubs. I had been a playwright

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:49.720
<v Speaker 1>until I was forty years old. Yeah, and then and

0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:53.680
<v Speaker 1>about nineteen ninety I was done with playwriting, and now

0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I started to go out on the road as a

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.399
<v Speaker 1>comic and going to playing clubs around and I was

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:03.360
<v Speaker 1>lucky enough that I'd worked enough. I kind of skipped

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>being a middle act. You know, there's the opener of

0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:09.919
<v Speaker 1>the headliner, of the middle act in the headliner, and

0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I kind of jumped the headliner status, and so I

0:24:12.960 --> 0:24:14.640
<v Speaker 1>made it. I started to make a living. I made

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:15.280
<v Speaker 1>no money.

0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:19.119
<v Speaker 2>How did you transition from playwright to stand up comic?

0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was doing it on the side for kind

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>of fun, for brims, because I always got a kick

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:24.359
<v Speaker 1>out of it. Have you ever tried it?

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:28.240
<v Speaker 2>No? I can't. No, Yeah, I mean't that funny?

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:29.479
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, you're funny?

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.600
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but that's like it's time, Like when I

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:36.880
<v Speaker 2>have such a crazy respect because I've kind of Sam Morrel.

0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 2>We we did this podcast last season together. He's a

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:44.399
<v Speaker 2>big comic out there, and to watch him over at

0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the cellar all the time. Yeah, and so I've been

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 2>in that comic community. Those guys are so smart to

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 2>be able to fucking tell a story, tell a couple

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:57.720
<v Speaker 2>of other jokes, keep you dingled with this, and then

0:24:57.760 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 2>bring it back to and bring it all together, to

0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 2>bring the other the intro back into that. I can't

0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.919
<v Speaker 2>do that. That's like writing a fucking paper.

0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's but there. But you're you're you are funny.

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 1>And then everybody there's a lot of people who tried

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>at least once, you know, And I was just wondering

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>because they're but you at least have a respect to

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:17.919
<v Speaker 1>people who just go those people go, you know, I

0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:20.239
<v Speaker 1>could do that. No, you can't do that.

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:25.120
<v Speaker 2>No, anyone who's at the highest level of anything they do,

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:27.719
<v Speaker 2>they're not there by mistake.

0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, it's really it's good.

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 2>And you and the amount either touched by God or

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.360
<v Speaker 2>you work your ass off. You know, there's there's there's

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 2>a couple of different things, but even the touch by God, guys,

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.200
<v Speaker 2>they still have to work hard to stay there, yeah,

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 2>because there's there's just so many people are always coming

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 2>to take jobs, and you.

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Know, it's truly true, and they but but I ended up.

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I started doing the road and I made the transitioning

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:52.920
<v Speaker 1>part because I'd been doing it on the side for fun.

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 1>And I ran this room in New York City that

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:59.320
<v Speaker 1>was called the Westbank Cafe downstairs theater bar, and it

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:03.440
<v Speaker 1>was this restaurant and there was like nineteen eighty three

0:26:03.480 --> 0:26:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I started running this thing, and so by about nineteen

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>ninety we were rolling along and I was introduced everything

0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 1>that came on the stage and on the side. And

0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 1>then on the weekends we would do a show and

0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 1>I would do stand up, you know, and nobody really

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:22.960
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't really worry about it because I'm not

0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:24.679
<v Speaker 1>a stand up so you kind of get rid of that.

0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:29.480
<v Speaker 1>But doing the intros, I got really comfortable on stage,

0:26:30.000 --> 0:26:31.959
<v Speaker 1>and then doing these things on the weekend where I

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:35.840
<v Speaker 1>started to develop material, and so then people started to

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 1>see me, and so I'm wanted to be a playwright.

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 1>But then they're going, you're really good at this, why

0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>don't you come down to catch a rising start. I'm

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>going to come on, No, nope, And so that's what

0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:50.040
<v Speaker 1>people kind of gravitated toward and really playwriting and stand up.

0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 1>The thing is I was writing for myself, so basically,

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:57.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, you get up there, it's like, you know,

0:26:57.880 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I was writing plays. So now I'm I'm the performer,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm a writer, I'm the.

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Director, so you know how to write?

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I didn't really provide anything down. I just

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>got up and talk. That's how I'm nuts. I I am.

0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 2>But you you can, you can connect those dots and

0:27:12.080 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 2>probably being around it, like when you're introing everyone. You're

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 2>sitting there and you're watching these guys and you're probably

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, like, well he probably could have went here

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 2>with that because your your your brain thinks like that.

0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 2>You got a big brain.

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:28.199
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. But it's there's a garage in there and

0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 1>a couple.

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Of Yeah, you can probably put two three cars in

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:31.399
<v Speaker 2>that thing.

0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, a big garage.

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 2>What's the comedy scene like in ninety five were you

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 2>rolling around to these places? Did you ever come to

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 2>LA Did you ever go to New York?

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:43.439
<v Speaker 1>I went to I came out somewhat, but but I

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:45.680
<v Speaker 1>never worked. I was at the comedy store yesterday. I

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 1>never and I didn't perform that yesterday. I just went there.

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I'd never been in there.

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 2>It's cool.

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, i'd been there twice, but i'd never performed there.

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I performed at the Improv when I got out of there,

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:58.639
<v Speaker 1>the laugh Factory first. But I went around the country

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 1>and just went to whatever club that would have me.

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:04.640
<v Speaker 1>So I was, you know, wandering from club to club

0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>to club. But I wasn't. It wasn't consistent because I

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 1>wasn't really known. But in New York, I'm working Catch,

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 1>a rizing star. I'm working the impro well not the

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>improvate left, but I'm working Catch, I'm working Carolines, I'm

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 1>working Danger Fields. Did you go to Danger Fields? It's

0:28:25.359 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 1>really Yeah, it's really fascinating. Guys dressed up in touches.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like a mob joint and it looks because the

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 1>guys are in touches and they're serving and they have

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:37.640
<v Speaker 1>these little red lights on the table and you could

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 1>flick them and then somebody'd come over and serve food

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>and I'd be on stage. There was so great. It

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:47.479
<v Speaker 1>was so insane. And never met Rodney. I was, you know,

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 1>and you'd get on stage and the waiter would come

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 1>literally and stand in front of you, like five feet away,

0:28:55.880 --> 0:28:59.479
<v Speaker 1>and so, what do you want talking to the to

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the table And I'm standing there in the middle of

0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 1>my act. I And it teaches you a lot because

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 1>instead of getting upset, I would just I would start laughing.

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I just went there was a piano behind me, and

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I put my head down and laughed like until he

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:16.360
<v Speaker 1>was done. And then I'd come back to the audience

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 1>and I said that was fun, and then I'd go

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.280
<v Speaker 1>back on. But you'd learn these things.

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 2>From club to club.

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I did the comedy. I did the cellar. Yeah,

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>and I had to lead the cellar because the seller

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>was it was like a squash court this way, and

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 1>the back of the room was like seventy five eighty

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:41.960
<v Speaker 1>feet away, ninety one hundred feet it's and I'm screaming

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>like a lunatic. So that my act then was just

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 1>totally bellowing. Shit. You know, I have hot and that

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>would be what I do for you know, like twenty

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>straight minutes.

0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you're doing.

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>It and it's it's eighty feet away, it's like they

0:29:56.960 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 1>can't handle that. It's too much. It's so I could

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>never really, It was never really. I've always felt that

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 1>if I could have stood at this end of the

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>room and talk that way, I had a shot in

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>that room.

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:08.960
<v Speaker 2>But I pitched levels are a little weird.

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I just said, I can't do.

0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 2>This reminds me of Seattle Seahawks in their stadium. The

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 2>pitch levels make it really loud.

0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, see, you know, I can.

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Only imagine if you were to go there, you'd have

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 2>we'd have to pitch you at our right angle, so

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 2>you could hit that whole thing, and it probably sounded

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 2>insanely loud.

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, on a rant, it would be great.

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Who who?

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Who?

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Was like a comedian when you first started that was

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 2>like rolling around that you kind of looked up to.

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>George Carlin, yeah prior Uh. I really liked Letning Bruce

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 1>but he was gone. Yeah. I like uh, Lily Tomlin.

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I liked you know, some of you know people don't

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Phyllis Diller, who was just as wacky as they came.

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 1>She was just great. I like I liked the Bob Newhart.

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:56.240
<v Speaker 1>There was a whole slew of them, and they all

0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 1>and I watched every edge Sullivan used to have comics school. Yeah,

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 1>and so every week I watched and they were all

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 1>different and all unique, and they all seem to be,

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, making a living, and I just kind of

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>watched them. I just was fascinated by the fact that

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>somebody could get up there and say I'm gonna make

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you laugh. And it took me a long time to

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 1>get comfortable with that because it seems there's a certain

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.479
<v Speaker 1>amount of arrogance to that.

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you do you watch comedy now at all?

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you watch these stand up because.

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 1>It's I watched some comedy, but it's it's hard to

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>watch people that I think are gonna do stuff that

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about because I don't want to. It'll just

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>go into my brain and it'll sit there, and then

0:31:36.680 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I find myself I might be

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>saying something that somebody else said. So I kind of

0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 1>avoid it for a time until it's kind of the

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 1>statute of limitations. I'm not doing that stuff anymore that

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I can go watch what the take wash?

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. You don't want it because of material, because

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>it's really your head. Yeah, and then you'll you'll naturally subconsciously, yeah.

0:31:57.200 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Well it just goes in, you know, and and my

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 1>come out and you don't. You don't want to deal

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>with that, you know, Oh he stole this, No, I didn't.

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>And it was also because I want to think about it,

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes which just drives you nuts. You kind of

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>watch somebody and you go, fuck, why didn't I think

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>of that? And so at least this way I could

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:22.360
<v Speaker 1>stumble into something that might be a lot.

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Of stolen material out there, just like in nineteen ninety

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 2>four when the MLB stole our hearts away with the strike.

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 2>How angry were you with that?

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I was, well, you know, for me, it was probably

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I remember I wasn't. I was angry at the fact

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that they've struck, but it also meant that my team

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna lose, So it was kind of an up

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of an upbeat thing. You know, at least they're

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>not going to screw them.

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know Baltimore, they wont any when they win.

0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's way three eighty three me double check.

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I think it's eighty three, and I think it's something else.

0:32:57.680 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>There was another.

0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Sixty six and seventy that was it, I believe. So

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 3>as far as World's World Series goes.

0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Wow, as sad as that, ye man, right, yeah, those.

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Are those three.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, baseball now is completely different than what

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:16.600
<v Speaker 2>you grew up watching. I mean even how they're teaching

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:19.120
<v Speaker 2>fundamentals to these baseball players. And I was on like

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>the very early stage of it where they don't talk

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 2>about takes anymore. It's all about bat speed, upward trajectory,

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 2>get that thing out. We don't care about how many

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 2>strikeouts you have. If you've got thirty eight home runs,

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 2>it's all matters. Baseball has changed. All of sports have

0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 2>really changed because of in America, at least because the

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 2>American product, the American owner does a good job of

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 2>feeding their consumer. They want the consumer to be happy.

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Like you look at sports and you look at soccer.

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 2>It's been the same fucking game forever. Yeah, and that's

0:33:56.400 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 2>why they don't make as much money like I or

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 2>the owners, you know what I mean. The players make

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 2>a boat load, but as far as when you look

0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>at like I remember, I was talking to this international

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 2>soccer player. He's got a legend. He was Manchester United,

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Peter Schmichael, insane goalkeeper, and he was so fascinated about

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>our stadiums. How you could have any kind of food

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 2>you want, You have any be like you go to

0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 2>a soccer game, No one's moving around anywhere. Everyone's watching there.

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:31.400
<v Speaker 2>He was insanely fascinated with the jumbotrons. You get instant replayed,

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 2>so you're making the consumer happy, you know what I mean,

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 2>that's what America does. Yeah, it's capitalism, baby.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And now it just.

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Flew over that pitch count. We're in or out.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's good. Yeah, I mean I think they

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 1>had to do something because then they were It was

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 1>almost as if, come on, guys.

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 2>It's only good for TV because when you're at the

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 2>ballpark now, like fourth inning, about eight beers deep, I

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 2>want another about fifteen. I want this thing to go

0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 2>to extras. It's a beautiful day. Give me a couple

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 2>of hot dogs. Eight hour thing, Jackie Whyn't you break

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 2>down this Baltimore Orioles squad, this historic day.

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 3>Not the most remarkable O's team of all time. This

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:14.280
<v Speaker 3>was real. It was Paul Marrow ripping June.

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Do we go through? As you listen, you can go

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Paul Marrow, Uh steroids. Yeah, bastards And I literally for years,

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 1>for years afterwards, that was bullshit. REPI hit those hits.

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Nobody he never did any steroids. Oh yeah, he did,

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Brady Anderson and we still didn't win. If you're get

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 1>to cheat, you gotta win. Winds out there should learn

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>a lesson.

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 2>You got it. If you're cheating, you better you better

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:46.879
<v Speaker 2>win or it doesn't matter.

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:49.439
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't it's worthless. Amen. Uh.

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 3>Solid pitching staff and this this year led by Mike.

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Who left us future Yankees. Fuck you amen?

0:35:57.520 --> 0:35:58.240
<v Speaker 3>How awful.

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:01.239
<v Speaker 1>I hate the Yankees, so do I, but you'd Boston right.

0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:05.879
<v Speaker 2>Well, for the last twelve years, thirteen or fifteen years,

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, I've been associated with Boston. It becomes part

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 2>of you.

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, it's really and I you know, and

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I live in New York in it, and it's all

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 1>my friends Yankee and they just they're irritating. This was

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:20.399
<v Speaker 1>so great this year. Yeah, to be able to shove

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.800
<v Speaker 1>it in their face. So they're paying Aaron Hicks his salary,

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the Yankees, Yeah, and he's killing them. We won games

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>with Hicks playing against the Ens and he really I

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 1>was just that made me as happy as I think

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 1>as anything in my life. How sad is that?

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 2>It's not that sad, it's a happy thing.

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>It's good value.

0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know. It sucks that the Yankees

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.400
<v Speaker 2>hat looks so cool, because it does look cool. It

0:36:46.440 --> 0:36:48.439
<v Speaker 2>does look I've never put one on, and I never

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:50.799
<v Speaker 2>will because even as a Bay Area kid, I mean,

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 2>he just you felt the Yankee entitlement from three thousand

0:36:56.960 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 2>miles away. Yeah, I'd be watching these I don't know.

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 2>He always respected Jeter. Everyone loves Jeter. I liked him.

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I know the AD's kind of huh, these ads that

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:11.279
<v Speaker 1>he's in, just stop it, you know, stop it.

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 2>You don't want a wagoneer. You don't want a wagoneer.

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Right now, I feel like you see Jeter with his

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:20.239
<v Speaker 2>hot bottle wife, these two beautiful little kids. He owns

0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 2>a baseball team, he's driving a wagoneer going camping.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, I feel like I want to go

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 1>camping now. Yeah, right, Yo, give him a call. He

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 1>tell me what it's like, write me a note. So

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 1>he but he that thing, the ad where he goes

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:36.959
<v Speaker 1>just call me the captain. Yeah, that is just gets

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 1>under my skin.

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:41.120
<v Speaker 2>That's because you know he didn't write that.

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't, and he shouldn't have said it. I'd

0:37:44.239 --> 0:37:47.520
<v Speaker 1>just call me and that would be better than than

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>the captain because to me, I liked him. I mean

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I do. Even as an oriole fan, I still liked him.

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:56.719
<v Speaker 1>He was a pleasure to watch. He was a great ballplayer,

0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:59.759
<v Speaker 1>but nobody in the rest of the country knew him

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 1>as captain. He's the captain in New York, so zip it.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:07.759
<v Speaker 1>You don't get to tell another state you're the captain. Ludicrous.

0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Jeter, what's your opinion on Jeffrey mayor.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>Mayor which one is he? I'm not even that was

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 1>in ninety.

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 3>Six, the kid who reached over the fence and stole

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:23.320
<v Speaker 3>the home away in the ALCS the next.

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Year little shit against the Yankees.

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 3>But while we're on the topic of the Alias Lewis,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 3>who is worse or more insufferable Boston fans or New

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 3>York fans?

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:36.920
<v Speaker 1>New York New York. Okay, I well, Boston once they won,

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:41.839
<v Speaker 1>it just started to get to be jackasses. In Baltimore,

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>we still don't even have enough people who've returned to

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:48.319
<v Speaker 1>the stadium yet to be asses, because they'd still like

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>shell shocked from the last ten years. They're like, I

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:53.839
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. Can they be winning? Are

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:54.439
<v Speaker 1>they really winning?

0:38:54.560 --> 0:38:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Is that the school is the simulation last time on

0:38:57.040 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 2>stranded too, the Yankees have left ten men on base,

0:38:59.480 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 2>including the bases loaded in the seventh. That's a young teater.

0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 2>That's a very young that's a gift bag Zeter right

0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 2>there in right field. Torrasco going back to the wall.

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 1>And what happens here.

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 2>He contends that a fan reaches up and touches it,

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:22.799
<v Speaker 2>but Richie Garcia says, no, it's a home run. Yep,

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:24.720
<v Speaker 2>everyone's working for the Yankees.

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>That was really once again, I'd forgotten him and you

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't need to bring that back. Okay, you got anything

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:37.280
<v Speaker 1>else you want to traumatize me with. Once again, it's

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 1>just screwed.

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<v Speaker 2>the California Angels, the Angels in the Outfield right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, before we throw on the bill Buck.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:09.720
<v Speaker 1>What a team.

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 2>I love that movie.

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 3>Another mildly unremarkable team. But yeah, the most interesting thing

0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 3>about this team was that it was a year after

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:20.439
<v Speaker 3>Angels in the Outfield. Yeah, surprisingly good cast McConaughey, Major

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 3>and Brody and a young Joseph Gordon Levitt. Who Joseph

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:27.720
<v Speaker 3>Gordon Levitt, he was the kid? Yes, Yeah, what a cast.

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:32.120
<v Speaker 2>That was the signal, right if the Angel was touching them.

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But this team collapsed down the stretch to nine

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 3>game losing streaks after the All Star Break had Jim Abbott,

0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:41.440
<v Speaker 3>that was I have a forgotten Jim Abbot era.

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:44.200
<v Speaker 1>From Yeah and then nobody and they kind of unbelievable

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Jim Abbit one hand, what a guy. Yeah, they don't,

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 1>they don't. You know, he's gone. You know, they talk

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 1>about all of these you know, we're trying to get

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 1>those who have disabilities, you know, and you got one

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:01.680
<v Speaker 1>of the greatest of all times Jim Abbott, you know, yeah,

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 1>got that thing he's got with the glove. I mean,

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was nuts. I couldn't even do it

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:09.799
<v Speaker 1>with two hands. You could have given me four hands.

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:11.919
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do with jimbit was doing.

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty impressive. Yeah, what about the guy with the

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 2>remember the sprinter that with the legs the blades and

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 2>he murdered his Yeah, yeah, that's I think that's kind

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 2>of an advantage less leg white thighs.

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but it was pretty amazing that he could know

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:30.720
<v Speaker 1>that off.

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 2>There's you ever who was the comic the comic oh

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Cat Williams. Cat Williams talked about he had a bit

0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 2>about ting. He called he called him ting Ting.

0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 3>The lead up to this game, this was all about

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:48.839
<v Speaker 3>the record. Uh, baseball needed like needed something this year.

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.880
<v Speaker 3>The fans were pissed about the strike players flipping off fans,

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:56.359
<v Speaker 3>flans flipping off players. So this was like some good,

0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 3>wholesome let's let's all rally around cal Ripken type. Bill

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:03.320
<v Speaker 3>Clinton was at the game. Al Gore was at the game. Demjo,

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:06.359
<v Speaker 3>Frank Robinson, Johnny You. I mean this was a star

0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:08.720
<v Speaker 3>studed game. Everyone was out there. I met a huge

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 3>hero of mine was Johnny and Ill. Yeah, and I

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 3>met him black high Tops, unbelieving. I met him at

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 3>an event.

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:19.279
<v Speaker 2>So you're a Baltimore Colts fan at that time, at

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:23.720
<v Speaker 2>that time, yeah, until Chick got his start there nineteen

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 2>seventy five, was a special team's assistant.

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I went to Baltimore Colts is Sula Shula coaching.

0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Let me look that up.

0:43:33.440 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm so it's appalling my lack of memory when it

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:41.839
<v Speaker 1>comes to things, when stuff like my brain just was like, no,

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:44.319
<v Speaker 1>it was somebody else, Lewis, because you're an idiot. But

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I met Johnny you, so I like to call him.

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 1>It was a fundraiser and at Duke University, and so

0:43:56.480 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I performed and he we were afterwards. We were all

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of folks like him, athletes and stuff were around,

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:07.440
<v Speaker 1>and some others, some celebrities, and but the only one

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 1>that gave a shit about was Johnny United. And so

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I was up. I went up to just say hi

0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:15.160
<v Speaker 1>and to get some wine. And he's in line and

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:18.880
<v Speaker 1>he gets a bottle of wine and turns around, and

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I talked to him for a second, and I go,

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I have a glass of wine. And he looks at

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:23.439
<v Speaker 1>me and goes, do you want to come back here?

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.240
<v Speaker 1>You want to come back here and get another glass

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.680
<v Speaker 1>of wine? Then get up again and get another glass wine.

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Give the man a bottle of wine. Okay, that's what

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:35.640
<v Speaker 1>you do. Take the bottle Johnny Unite, he said that

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:36.399
<v Speaker 1>to you. No, he didn't.

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Did he have a flat top?

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 1>He did have a flattop that he did have, and

0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:42.400
<v Speaker 1>he and he handed me that bottle of wine.

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 2>And it's was he a big man?

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 1>He was at that point he was older, he was

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.560
<v Speaker 1>still big, I mean you know, but his hand was really,

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 1>you know, like gnarled. I mean he'd broken probably every

0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:53.800
<v Speaker 1>fringer nine.

0:44:54.239 --> 0:44:56.719
<v Speaker 2>That's not even football, that's that was straight gladiators at

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 2>that time.

0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, especially that that team, that line Art Donovan was

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 1>on that line, Jesus Art Donahan. That was the gig

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Art Donovan, the lineman who would go on Johnny Carson.

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, two yards and a cloud of dust.

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:45:10.680 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 2>So my dad, my dad always threw like Johnny Uniteds

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:15.040
<v Speaker 2>when we when I was a kid, he loved Johnny Hugh.

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:17.719
<v Speaker 3>The guarantee. We gotta do the guarantee on the show.

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 2>The guarantee we're getting Joe Namath. I don't know we

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:24.600
<v Speaker 2>should I hope so we got we got Lewis for good.

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:26.759
<v Speaker 3>We Yeah, amen's we need so the.

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Star studied event. Angels lost four to the last five.

0:45:31.200 --> 0:45:33.839
<v Speaker 2>Baseball needs something detached.

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 1>To yep, and it's better.

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is pretty insane that he did. They

0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:38.799
<v Speaker 2>win the game?

0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:41.240
<v Speaker 3>They did four to two. Yeah, Cal had a homer

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:41.760
<v Speaker 3>in the fourth.

0:45:41.880 --> 0:45:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dropped an event. Did they bring him around

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 2>an a vet?

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:46.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was twenty two minute stoppage. They went

0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:50.840
<v Speaker 3>all out Cal. You know, he was a he was

0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:53.319
<v Speaker 3>a humble type, like milk toast type cat. He didn't

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 3>want all this fanfare. But Bobby Bonia and Paul Merraly said, you.

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Like his dad? Do you like his dad? Kyle Ripken Senior.

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was great. He was good. So it was Billy,

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:05.880
<v Speaker 1>you know that at Billy it was a classic family

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 1>and and Cal Ripken is it was you know, I mean,

0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 1>we weren't winning. You know, he became the constant we're

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>not who we you know, it's basically that was what

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 1>we were. You know, Okay, he'll get a record. That's

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 1>one thing.

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of like how I was Barry Bonds. Yeah,

0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:25.240
<v Speaker 2>like we weren't all we weren't winning. Yeah. The rally

0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Monkey or the rally Monkey came out with the Angels,

0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:31.240
<v Speaker 2>which is stupid. Why are they the Los Angeles Angels

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:31.840
<v Speaker 2>of Anaheim?

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:34.839
<v Speaker 1>Now they don't get that. Is that what they're called?

0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 2>That's what their official name is.

0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 1>It's too long, it's a paragraph.

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:40.760
<v Speaker 3>There's two different cities.

0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:43.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand it. And they're trying to steal the

0:46:43.480 --> 0:46:44.200
<v Speaker 2>thunder of LA.

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's just bizarre. It would be nice

0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:50.319
<v Speaker 1>if they got a coach and an owner who could help,

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:52.160
<v Speaker 1>and they'd be a much better team.

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 2>They would be a very good I mean, they have

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:57.400
<v Speaker 2>the best player probably ever to suit up anything. This

0:46:57.440 --> 0:47:00.920
<v Speaker 2>guy's hitting dingers and throwing out shutouts, Yeah, doubleheaders.

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy that. Yeah, oh, TONI is the most extraordinary.

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what we all.

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Thought Babe Ruth was like when we when we pitcher

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Babe Ruth, Like Baby Ruth only pitched for a few

0:47:12.000 --> 0:47:14.320
<v Speaker 2>years and then he went to hitting, you know, and

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:16.560
<v Speaker 2>it's completely different generation.

0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:19.360
<v Speaker 1>But like, still, this is what he was doing was crazy.

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:21.960
<v Speaker 2>It just sucks. Is he gonna be able to come

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:26.480
<v Speaker 2>back from it? The UCLA this is second one though, right.

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:27.360
<v Speaker 1>I think?

0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:28.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hate to see that.

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Seems like tires like NASCAR put on a new one.

0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:37.399
<v Speaker 2>So when Cow breaks the record after five, they give

0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:41.000
<v Speaker 2>him a twenty two minute standing out, right, Like, are

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.360
<v Speaker 2>you enjoying that standing o the whole time? Or is

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:45.160
<v Speaker 2>that a little long? Like what's our standing?

0:47:45.200 --> 0:47:45.239
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Is this deserved the twenty two minute standing out?

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.439
<v Speaker 1>If you? Yeah, I think it's deserved that. I don't

0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:52.759
<v Speaker 1>want to be there for it. You know.

0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I was just at this Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, with

0:47:55.840 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 2>my daughter and her three two little friends on a

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Wednesday on a school night. We had like a fucking

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty two minute goddamn standy. No, there I'm sitting there

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:06.399
<v Speaker 2>like Taylor, we all love you, but can we get

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:07.799
<v Speaker 2>this act going now?

0:48:07.920 --> 0:48:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Just before she started or after.

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 2>No, it was like in the middle of it, like

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 2>the crowd just started going crazy for no reason and

0:48:15.280 --> 0:48:18.879
<v Speaker 2>she like sat and played it, which she deserved every

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:19.399
<v Speaker 2>second of it.

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, but it's twenty two minutes.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting there like we got school tomorrow. They're gonna

0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:24.040
<v Speaker 2>be cranky.

0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:24.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:27.239
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen a six year old at six

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:30.240
<v Speaker 2>o'clock in the morning with a thirty five minute commute?

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 1>No, I've avoided that. Yeah, it was really one of

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 1>the it's one of my things.

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 2>But Standy knows well.

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:40.439
<v Speaker 1>The standing oh I got, not just me, but when

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>we did Inside Out we went to it was one

0:48:44.120 --> 0:48:45.960
<v Speaker 1>of the great things about it. We were in con

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>for the film festival. They show this fucking cartoon and

0:48:51.320 --> 0:48:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's a great it's a great animation. But

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 1>they stood up and it was we had we stood

0:48:56.719 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 1>up because they started plotting. It was it was ten

0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>to twelve minute standing ovation.

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I think that you probably got a little like

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:09.440
<v Speaker 2>embarrassment that then, or like, are you like after like

0:49:09.480 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 2>five minutes?

0:49:10.200 --> 0:49:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was ready for food. Yeah, okay, enough, let's

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 1>let's eat.

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, A couple. Yeah, who's the cow Ripken of the

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:19.080
<v Speaker 2>comedy space?

0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:23.040
<v Speaker 1>You know who came close? And this was and this

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:24.920
<v Speaker 1>was a tip off for me that I'm not going

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:27.840
<v Speaker 1>to do this. I'm flying and I think I'm either

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:33.360
<v Speaker 1>in Grand Rapids of Detroit. On the plane is Don Rickles,

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:36.840
<v Speaker 1>who's like in his eighties and he's going to go

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 1>to a show and I'm thinking, you know, and I

0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:44.120
<v Speaker 1>love him. And on the plane he was spectacular. He

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.240
<v Speaker 1>kind of knew he knew I was. He turned around

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 1>and just went after me for like ten minutes. You

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:53.840
<v Speaker 1>you schmuck and d D you know. He's kind of

0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 1>giving me all sorts of shit. And I said the

0:49:56.360 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 1>stupid thing to him. I go, they're doing a documentary

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 1>about you, you know, you know, and I said, I

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to apologize to you. And this is coming

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>out of my mouth, I know, Oh what am I

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>saying that I'm not going to be able to I

0:50:11.160 --> 0:50:13.839
<v Speaker 1>was unable to kind of be able to be there.

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:18.839
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to shoot me for your documentary and I said,

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:20.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I wasn't able to do and he said,

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 1>do you think I give a shit? Do you think

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:25.440
<v Speaker 1>you were the one who was going to get that

0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:28.720
<v Speaker 1>documentary of me over the top. What is the matter

0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:31.560
<v Speaker 1>with you? I said, I'm really sorry. I said, don't

0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:33.920
<v Speaker 1>be you should really be sorry. This is one of

0:50:33.960 --> 0:50:36.319
<v Speaker 1>the most and he just went on and on and on.

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:38.759
<v Speaker 1>So we get out of the plane. He's with his

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 1>tour manager. It's just the two of them, and he's

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:45.760
<v Speaker 1>going from there. He's going to stay in a motel

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 1>that night and then get on a plane the next

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 1>day and fly to Saginaw. And I turned to the

0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:53.439
<v Speaker 1>comic I was working with John John Bowman at the time,

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 1>and I said, if I'm made three years old and

0:50:57.040 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing this, shoot me to shoot me, bring me down,

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:04.279
<v Speaker 1>bring me down like a like a buffalo. That's that's

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:07.160
<v Speaker 1>strayed too far. No, I am not doing this. But

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 1>he was going and going. And then also you look

0:51:09.239 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 1>at George Burns.

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Who's all right, he's cal Ripken, who's his Kevin Costner.

0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Wow, wow, wow wow wow. That is That may be

0:51:21.880 --> 0:51:24.360
<v Speaker 1>the most insane thing anyone has ever said to me.

0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:28.440
<v Speaker 1>And I consider him for a week, had not come

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 1>up with an answer. I mean that I'm gonna call it.

0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call you later. I'm gonna put it on

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>a little iPhone thing going. I figured it out, you

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:41.880
<v Speaker 1>said it to me, We'll put it on the show. Yeah,

0:51:42.239 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 1>this is Kevin Costner. Wow, well did Don Rickles Kevin Costner? Jesus,

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 1>who would that.

0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Be If he's cal Rikan of course, yeah.

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:55.320
<v Speaker 1>No, if he's cal Ripkens, Kevin Costu would be. I

0:51:55.360 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 1>have to be somebody in their seventies. So uh, no idea.

0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 1>But if I think of it, I'll let you know.

0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 1>You'll be the first one I.

0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Call perfect perfect?

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Perfect?

0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Is this the greatest streak in sports history?

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I think my not playing any sports is the greatest

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 1>streak in sports history. That I could have gone pro

0:52:16.400 --> 0:52:19.360
<v Speaker 1>in anything and I said no, and the fact that

0:52:19.440 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't is really the greatest streak. People talk about

0:52:23.080 --> 0:52:26.360
<v Speaker 1>it time and again. God if he'd not gone into comedy,

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 1>who he would have been a great cricket player.

0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Cricket actually, I think the third most popular sport in

0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:32.440
<v Speaker 2>the world.

0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:38.160
<v Speaker 1>You've pulled that out of your ass, Jack. Let me

0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:40.480
<v Speaker 1>see here. That is really It's.

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Huge in the UK, South Africa and Indie, India. How

0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:44.839
<v Speaker 2>many people are.

0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:46.560
<v Speaker 1>In Indie India? They love it there.

0:52:47.200 --> 0:52:48.279
<v Speaker 2>Cricket is number two.

0:52:48.600 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, oh, estimated two point five billion fans.

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, two point five billion.

0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:56.840
<v Speaker 3>You won't even you. You don't even want to know

0:52:56.880 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 3>what number three is?

0:52:58.000 --> 0:52:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Three is croquet?

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Close hockey?

0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:05.400
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be kidding me. What's one soccerer?

0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:05.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but shmuck, boy, what's one idiot? Moron? I mean

0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 1>field hockey? When was the last time you said, boy,

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:18.839
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for the Marching Hairs to come to town.

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:20.680
<v Speaker 1>And they played such great field hockey.

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:24.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't I remember the field hockey team at

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Kent State.

0:53:26.040 --> 0:53:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Then it was women. Yeah, it was women and it

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 1>was great to watch. I did go to those.

0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:33.399
<v Speaker 2>I dated one of them. I think, yeah, a little bit.

0:53:34.200 --> 0:53:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I really can't believe. Have you ever watched cricket for

0:53:37.560 --> 0:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>how long? I've watched cricket for eight minutes.

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:44.520
<v Speaker 2>I've never watched cricket. It's it's it's tough, you know,

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 2>they go way overhand. I saw them. There's like a

0:53:46.440 --> 0:53:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Disney movie about a cricket player that tried to become

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:50.840
<v Speaker 2>a baseball player.

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's my Yeah.

0:53:53.280 --> 0:53:55.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I read the spark notes, Jack, What do we

0:53:55.560 --> 0:53:56.360
<v Speaker 2>got on the aftermath?

0:53:56.680 --> 0:53:58.759
<v Speaker 3>Just just to put this streak in a perspective. Real

0:53:58.800 --> 0:54:01.800
<v Speaker 3>Quick col played with one hundred and fifty different teammates,

0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:06.840
<v Speaker 3>eight different managers, played both shortstop and third base, spanned

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:13.520
<v Speaker 3>from eighty two to ninety eight. Perfect correct one team

0:54:14.400 --> 0:54:16.800
<v Speaker 3>and for a little bit of a pop culture context

0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:20.760
<v Speaker 3>on that, the entirety of Seinfeld happened during the streak.

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 1>The entire the entirety of Seinfeld eighty nine to ninety eight.

0:54:26.040 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 3>He was streaking, He was streaking.

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you come up with that?

0:54:28.800 --> 0:54:30.479
<v Speaker 3>I just did a little research before the show.

0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I mean, did somebody actually write that down or

0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:34.000
<v Speaker 1>did you figure that out?

0:54:34.080 --> 0:54:35.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh? I just I just kind of did my own math.

0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 1>If he figured it out, I'm hiring him away from you.

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:41.880
<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, okay, then your price, I'm there Lewis.

0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:44.120
<v Speaker 2>He did also, he did have a theory did you

0:54:44.160 --> 0:54:46.240
<v Speaker 2>go to school because with oh, yeah.

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 3>We were doing our years here.

0:54:47.200 --> 0:54:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's hear it.

0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Were you and Larry David in College Park at the

0:54:51.480 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 3>same time?

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:53.000
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:55.879
<v Speaker 3>No, okay, you're apart when you're the ages were close,

0:54:55.920 --> 0:54:56.759
<v Speaker 3>and I knew you went for one.

0:54:56.760 --> 0:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Year and yeah, but I don't think we were there.

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:02.680
<v Speaker 3>At the same Okay, that would have been epic, you know. No, Okay,

0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:03.800
<v Speaker 3>just had a double check.

0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Which is too bad. I could have turned my career around.

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:08.919
<v Speaker 1>I would have I would have been Seinfeld. I would

0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:14.200
<v Speaker 1>have watched yea a different Seinfeld. What I'd be. So

0:55:14.320 --> 0:55:19.240
<v Speaker 1>did you have a fucking bullshit and nonsense and fucking bullshit?

0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:22.840
<v Speaker 2>That would be my Seinfeld No suit for you?

0:55:22.920 --> 0:55:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Really?

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:29.840
<v Speaker 2>How about what is cal ripkens legacy in Baltimore? Like

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:31.360
<v Speaker 2>you're a Baltimore guy.

0:55:32.040 --> 0:55:37.080
<v Speaker 1>His legacy is is it's like him, Brooks, Robinson, Johnny United.

0:55:37.120 --> 0:55:38.439
<v Speaker 1>There's a pantheon of those.

0:55:38.480 --> 0:55:39.920
<v Speaker 2>So is he above Johnny You?

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:43.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, he They're all kind of equivalent.

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 2>So that the mount Rushmore is is col.

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Johnny U, Brooks RP. There's another one's the fourth probably

0:55:55.360 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, uh, Paul Merrow. Yeah, but maybe I was

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:04.279
<v Speaker 1>just going to say maybe Jim Palmer. He was a

0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:07.160
<v Speaker 1>great pitcher. I mean he's he was another mainstay who

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:09.960
<v Speaker 1>was there forever. I mean, I'm also talking about guys

0:56:10.160 --> 0:56:12.799
<v Speaker 1>which doesn't exist anymore. You did it, right, I mean

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you played with with those guys forever. Yeah. Staying with

0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the team is unusual at this point, and all of

0:56:20.080 --> 0:56:23.879
<v Speaker 1>the guys that were that the greats of Baltimore all stayed. Yeah.

0:56:24.120 --> 0:56:27.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, once you're in Baltimore, why would you want

0:56:27.120 --> 0:56:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to go anywhere else.

0:56:29.400 --> 0:56:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Baltimore's a cool city, though it is. I love it there.

0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Get rowdy, you know, and there's some great places and

0:56:35.440 --> 0:56:38.479
<v Speaker 1>they and the greatest crab cakes on earth are there.

0:56:38.920 --> 0:56:41.600
<v Speaker 2>If you are the commissioner of the MLB right now,

0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:45.240
<v Speaker 2>what's one rule you would change or establish?

0:56:45.680 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 3>What you know?

0:56:46.320 --> 0:56:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Was you off the most?

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:49.160
<v Speaker 1>That? You know? What bothers me the most is that

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:52.480
<v Speaker 1>we're getting stab with the man in second day. We

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:55.080
<v Speaker 1>finished the ninth inning. Now we're getting fab with the

0:56:55.080 --> 0:57:00.719
<v Speaker 1>man at first? No, no, no, did he get this? Second? No?

0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 1>And you pick him because he was the last guy

0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:07.480
<v Speaker 1>up with the guy who was coming up next? No bullshit,

0:57:08.040 --> 0:57:11.239
<v Speaker 1>second off you just no, you take you? You play

0:57:11.280 --> 0:57:13.520
<v Speaker 1>it out, okay, And I don't care if you go

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 1>twenty two winnings. That's the game. At least keep that

0:57:16.520 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 1>part of the game. You have to win by winning. Okay. Yeah,

0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:23.760
<v Speaker 1>it's one thing in football, all right, where you can Okay,

0:57:23.840 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 1>let's bash our heads for another. You know, continue to

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:31.880
<v Speaker 1>play no but this, but you know you have enough pitchers,

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:33.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, bullshit, bullshit.

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Can't get ct from swinging a bat?

0:57:36.120 --> 0:57:38.160
<v Speaker 1>No, and it's no and you can't, or you can

0:57:38.200 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 1>get is tired and it's just ruined. I just think

0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 1>and I look at it. It's like lunas. Don't it

0:57:45.160 --> 0:57:49.560
<v Speaker 1>just irritates me. What would you change pitch clock? You

0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 1>don't like it? Huh? Wow?

0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:51.440
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I like the routines of what guys were doing before

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 2>you to get in. You give them some of this,

0:57:56.480 --> 0:57:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you stop them a little bit, you come back. No,

0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:01.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm not ready yet. I'm back. Like there was always

0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:03.120
<v Speaker 2>a game I used to play sometimes when I was

0:58:03.240 --> 0:58:05.960
<v Speaker 2>going in the batter's box with the picture. Now I'm back, Hey,

0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:10.720
<v Speaker 2>ref blue, put my things I want. It was a

0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:13.360
<v Speaker 2>timidation in fact, now we gotta have time limit on timidation.

0:58:13.680 --> 0:58:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well because it and also I like going to

0:58:16.920 --> 0:58:18.440
<v Speaker 1>the games. I want to be longer as our guy was.

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Eighteen beers, Well you could do that. You could have

0:58:21.600 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 1>seven beforehand.

0:58:22.480 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 2>They stop after the seventh.

0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that drinks seven before you get there. Maybe

0:58:27.280 --> 0:58:27.960
<v Speaker 1>nine doesn't.

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't feel right. I need to I need to

0:58:29.800 --> 0:58:33.640
<v Speaker 2>feel the sun soaking my beer out of me right

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:34.800
<v Speaker 2>while I'm drinking it.

0:58:34.920 --> 0:58:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Wow. The pitch cloud, I like, only because it became

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:40.960
<v Speaker 1>too much. Yeah, you know what I mean, Or you

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:43.880
<v Speaker 1>could have fucking nomal you know what else. You know

0:58:43.920 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 1>what I would say, I'd agree with you if you

0:58:46.400 --> 0:58:49.120
<v Speaker 1>could only do that. The batter can only do that

0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:52.520
<v Speaker 1>each batter once, and you can pull at you once.

0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:54.280
<v Speaker 1>The rest of the time, your pat get in there

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:55.600
<v Speaker 1>and shut the fuck up.

0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm going back now, I'm changing my rule. What

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 2>you gotta be able to take out the catcher? Yes, yeah,

0:59:02.200 --> 0:59:05.439
<v Speaker 2>I mean that was the coolest thing about baseball. Pete

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Rose in All Star Game, taken out goddamn catcher. I mean,

0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 2>that's the one time you get to see a hit

0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:10.720
<v Speaker 2>that her.

0:59:11.280 --> 0:59:14.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, a fight, take out the catcher.

0:59:14.080 --> 0:59:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Remember these take thet broke his ankle.

0:59:22.240 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, And I don't want that to happen.

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>But I can't have Rushman get hurt.

0:59:29.000 --> 0:59:32.520
<v Speaker 2>You can't put it. You know. That's what brings the

0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:36.640
<v Speaker 2>lore of being a major leaguer this. You know this

0:59:36.720 --> 0:59:40.040
<v Speaker 2>guy you may take on a dude. You're gonna see

0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:42.760
<v Speaker 2>a little Charlie running down the sideline or down third

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 2>base and he comes in like slide like nah, I

0:59:46.080 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 2>want to see chuck take his head off. Will this

0:59:50.480 --> 0:59:53.600
<v Speaker 2>streak ever be broken? I don't think so. No, no, shot,

0:59:53.680 --> 0:59:54.240
<v Speaker 2>not nowadays.

0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:56.720
<v Speaker 1>No, And nobody, And I don't think the way it

0:59:56.800 --> 1:00:03.600
<v Speaker 1>goes to nobody cares. Yeah, they're not letting pitchers pitch anymore.

1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:06.600
<v Speaker 1>They stop them at the sixth I mean, none of that.

1:00:06.720 --> 1:00:09.400
<v Speaker 1>All of that bothers me too, that they're not letting.

1:00:09.120 --> 1:00:10.800
<v Speaker 2>A guy load management. They call it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's crazy.

1:00:12.760 --> 1:00:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Analytics, analytics, analytics, Yep, it's just about analytics. Guy, the

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<v Speaker 2>meter went a little too analytic.

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<v Speaker 1>Y Yeah, it did, and it's and it's crazy. And

1:00:24.240 --> 1:00:26.040
<v Speaker 1>if I'd known that, I would have majored in math.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you were caring. You you're doing ages right there,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a couple of minutes ago, and I was like,

1:00:32.680 --> 1:00:35.040
<v Speaker 2>he's carrying a couple twoes there. I don't I don't

1:00:35.080 --> 1:00:37.920
<v Speaker 2>know if you're gonna math major right there? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>stick to the writing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're known for your your rants. What's what's your

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<v Speaker 2>greatest rant of all time that you are just so

1:00:49.400 --> 1:00:49.880
<v Speaker 2>proud of?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't ask me to remember what it was,

1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:58.760
<v Speaker 1>but no, I just findable the one. It was one

1:00:58.800 --> 1:01:00.840
<v Speaker 1>that it took me a while. There's four or five

1:01:00.920 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 1>things they did. But when they put uh, Jannet Jackson's

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<v Speaker 1>breast on the nipple, the nipple, the nipple Caper.

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<v Speaker 2>How what year was that?

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<v Speaker 1>That was j T And I flipped out and so

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<v Speaker 1>I just and that's what I went off on. Nobody know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, uh, the four four four. It was horrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally sitting we were we were in La,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in in a friend's house. I was this close

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<v Speaker 1>to the TV and uh, if not closer, I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the whole fucking halftime show. You never saw her nipple, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm a guy who would look for that immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fooling around. I don't have time. You show

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<v Speaker 1>a nip, I'm gonna be there to watch the nip. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>never saw it. So to me, it was like you're

1:01:51.720 --> 1:01:54.040
<v Speaker 1>out of your minds. And then and then I literally

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<v Speaker 1>just went nuts the first time I went on stage,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was just taking I was going going.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only did what really was disturbing was the fact

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:04.080
<v Speaker 1>that they kept saying, well, this is horrible, this is

1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:06.400
<v Speaker 1>just awful. Let's see it again. This was awful. Let's

1:02:06.400 --> 1:02:08.600
<v Speaker 1>see it again. Can we see that again? Look at

1:02:08.600 --> 1:02:11.720
<v Speaker 1>that thing. It's disgusting that nipple just appeared out there,

1:02:11.760 --> 1:02:13.680
<v Speaker 1>and this is not the kind of flick. See it again.

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<v Speaker 1>And they just kept showing it, showing it, showing it,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I went off and then eventually carved it

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<v Speaker 1>all thegether and I loved doing it, and I kept

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<v Speaker 1>that bit but way too long, probably till two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and seven, three years of the nipple bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a nice nipple bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good. It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you miss anything?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we were pretty pretty clean this episode. The uh,

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<v Speaker 3>the one the one thing we were looking up during

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<v Speaker 3>the thing was it was Ted Marchibrodis was Bill Belichick's

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<v Speaker 3>head coach when he got to start in Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 1>Ted Marchibroda. Do you remember him?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know I thought you were like the history

1:02:52.480 --> 1:02:57.040
<v Speaker 1>of football and yeah, but he was boss another great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Bay Area football pre my career.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, yeah, I mean it is nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Keys are and ship like, but like that's keys our time, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That was keys. That's right, keeps Our Stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>I played a high school game there, did you really? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where they used to play like games and ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That must have been fun, so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Because this is the old looking old time stadium in

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<v Speaker 2>the city.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it was in the city? Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I never saw that stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>I was. So we name the game? What is this game?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty one thirty one? Or the Iron Man Game? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What game?

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<v Speaker 2>What name should this this game be?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? The Iron Man Game?

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<v Speaker 2>Iron Man Game? Perfect? Now we do this thing where

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<v Speaker 2>we score the game. Is this the greatest game of

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<v Speaker 2>all time?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I get cash from this to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>play in Vegas?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? We can, we can, we can, we got some

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the greatest game of all time? Let's score it? Stakes?

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<v Speaker 2>What are the stakes of this game? Not very high?

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<v Speaker 1>High at all? So what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Zero out of ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Three?

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<v Speaker 2>Three? Yeah? That sounds about right. The steak is only

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<v Speaker 2>really the streak?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Star Power? Yeah, I mean Al Gore is there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go yeah, you know, and and he's you know right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he made you know, that was his first climate

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<v Speaker 1>change move. I'm going to go to the game. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna watch it on TV. I'm gonna save electricity.

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<v Speaker 1>Star Power, I would say seven eight seven point eight

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight seven eight. Yeah, seven or eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go eight, Well, seven point eight, we'll do seven point.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven point eight. I like that game and two points.

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<v Speaker 2>The game player, this thing you remember that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a baseball game.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that he hit the homer is pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the dinger, Yeah, that's huge. In the street game,

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<v Speaker 2>Lou Garrett was there, Yeah, and or his family was there, right.

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<v Speaker 1>His family was there, I think and the doctor who

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<v Speaker 1>discovered Lou Gerrig's disease.

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<v Speaker 2>It's important, man.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think it's the homer.

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<v Speaker 2>So what we got one out of ten?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say? Probably like a seven. This is your

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<v Speaker 2>this is your show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's all right. I'll take the seven. Seven. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean yeah, if you hit two omers, I put it

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<v Speaker 1>at ten. There you go, name the iron Man game?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the score of that name? You're out of ten?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty good name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good name, and it's a solid name. And

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a nine. Nice. Let's see what our

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<v Speaker 1>iron Man the Iron fuck fuck Man game would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a ten?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Next?

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<v Speaker 2>Six?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is it rank? That puts us right in between

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<v Speaker 3>the Oh? Look at this the manning seven? Where Peyton

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<v Speaker 3>Manning through seven touchdowns in a week one game and

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<v Speaker 3>right above the Nuggets Lakers two thousand and nine Western

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<v Speaker 3>Conference Finals. I don't know. Don't we agree with that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, at least where I had of

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<v Speaker 1>Gilbert Arenas is sixty point game, and it should be

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of Gilbert Arenas. I think being found was was.

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<v Speaker 3>He the one with a gun and the was Ian

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<v Speaker 3>Javares Crittington in the locker room.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit of a duel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where you need a gun. We were to be

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<v Speaker 1>called them, and they weren't even called the Bullets anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>That's another here's a piece of shit. Take a name

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<v Speaker 1>the Bullets away and call any team the Wizards. Talk

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<v Speaker 1>about a fruity name. That's fruity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's Wizards.

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<v Speaker 1>Is different, different, that's being nice. It's awful. They're not magicians,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're I barely have basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Player Lewis I grew up watching in reading Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Wizards.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah, wow, jesus wow, I really I can't look

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<v Speaker 1>in your eyes when you say stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>His stand up special Tragically I Need You is streaming

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube. Got to catch them on off the rails

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<v Speaker 2>tour at a city near you? Anything else you want

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<v Speaker 2>to plug?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to plug my Uh, I have a rant

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<v Speaker 1>cast I read ranch read brands.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do we find this? How do we how do

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<v Speaker 2>we listen to these rants?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because it's on wherever, wherever find brands are found.

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<v Speaker 1>There's uh, you know, like I said, the whole Foods. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's uh Apples, I think for Apple, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>we're on Spotify. Uh but Apple for sure. And but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, cut to the chase, Go to Lewis

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<v Speaker 1>black dot com and you'll find it there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where everyone here is going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I see them leaping from their seats.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only three of us here. I jumped out, but quick,

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<v Speaker 2>quicker than fast.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's really the But what's what's fun about that

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<v Speaker 1>is to be able I do. I talk at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning about whatever happened that week, which is always the same.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm beginning to notice it's always the fucking saying. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to make jokes about the same ship again

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<v Speaker 1>and again and again. It's exhaust So.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically like a current event rant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do kind of a current event or what like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about us meeting. Yeah, I wish, I wish,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll give you a plug.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish it was around when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>because I probably would have just used it in my

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<v Speaker 2>World Studies class and on Thursdays and Fridays because we

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<v Speaker 2>always needed a political event and I would just would

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<v Speaker 2>have presented you and.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do that mister Gregory would have hated me

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<v Speaker 2>even more.

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<v Speaker 1>But I bet he likes you now maybe, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think he.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he watched sports really yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I read rants to other people. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you've got something you want to complain about, send me

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<v Speaker 1>a rant. I'll read it.

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<v Speaker 2>But no I want you to. I don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>to read it. I want you to rant it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I will, don't worry. I literally screamed through most

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<v Speaker 1>of these.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you for doing games with names.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do and I'm going to come back because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to win this fucking thing. And that what was ten? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>Show me that fucking thing, Mavericks versus Heat. I can

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<v Speaker 1>beat that game?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that's just because Mark Cuban was here. He he

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<v Speaker 3>he rigged the books out there, he put the scores

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<v Speaker 3>up oh did he put the score up? Well, he

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<v Speaker 3>gave everything at ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Not fair except gameplay, except game.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, wow, that's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you think about it, though, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a smart marketing move. Yeah, because now

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about the Mavericks. Yeah, Lewis black Man, everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>coming here. What's number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'm gonna I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna pitch him a couple of things. I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>told him I never pitch him anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you yeah, Awes, that's a show, thank you. That

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<v Speaker 1>was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that was an awesome episode. He's a legend, insane.

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<v Speaker 3>Lewis is a beast. So glad to have him.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, ship you gotta think about it. Guy's

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<v Speaker 2>been on TV for forty odd years. I mean some

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<v Speaker 2>of the names he was dropping.

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<v Speaker 3>And didn't start comedy until like forty something. Him and

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<v Speaker 3>Rodney Dangerfield, Like, that's insane. Pissy hadn't eaten't meet Rodney though.

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<v Speaker 3>I was waiting for a good Rodney.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey. Yeah, you know, Sam, Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>Did a great Rodney. Bro he had a really good Rodney.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife called me, she said there's nobody home. I

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<v Speaker 3>went over, there was nobody home. Yeah, Rodney. So Leah

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<v Speaker 3>has a little gripe. Yeah, she's from She's from Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 2>Our producer, Leah she uh, she thinks it should be

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one thirty one, not the iron Man Game.

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<v Speaker 3>And she couldn't believe he didn't know Jeffrey Mayer off

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<v Speaker 3>the top of the head. The little kid, that little kid,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, who remembers losers had in one in since

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<v Speaker 3>eighty three?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the other guy? Like if it was like if

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the Buckner guy, or who's Noah what's

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<v Speaker 2>his name? Uh? The guy from Chicago.

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<v Speaker 4>Bart Man Bart Yeah, the Irony Jewels. If you're saying,

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<v Speaker 4>who remembers losers wearing your red sox hat is because

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<v Speaker 4>you just mentioned Bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Buckler there were losers. I don't remember that. I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>On the Uh, should we get into our post show segment?

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<v Speaker 2>What's our post show segment? Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>As we talk, we do an episode here. We dedicated

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<v Speaker 3>this episode to a game that broke a record, iron

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<v Speaker 3>Man Game. Great record. I thought it was apropos to

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<v Speaker 3>talk top five most unbeatable records in all of sports.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You do uh, you're mean to rattle some of these off.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we can I.

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<v Speaker 2>Well know, Joe Demaggio coming out of the jumping Joe

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<v Speaker 2>fifty six.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can come.

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<v Speaker 3>We can come to a top five here, I'm love.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like the black and white footage of him coming

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<v Speaker 2>out of like the paper sheet.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember that high school football style, and here comes Joe

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<v Speaker 5>jump bou jo news, old news, real footage, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>all announce time.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Joe the Bajia okay, through the piper. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>hey break the record today, folks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean legendary. You got uh, Cal Ripkens insane

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand, dude twenty one thirty one, Boat lay Leo

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<v Speaker 3>will get mad three hundred something, three hundred something after

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<v Speaker 3>that though, gret Ski fifty one consecutive games with a point,

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<v Speaker 3>pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a goal? Or is that just a point?

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<v Speaker 3>I think an assist counsel.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, see that's not I'm not a hockey guy,

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<v Speaker 2>not men either, But I lived in a fucking hockey town.

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<v Speaker 2>You did, we both did, and I won championships in

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<v Speaker 2>that town with the hockey people there.

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<v Speaker 3>Tyler's say, you get hanging out with Sagan.

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<v Speaker 2>Well set Sagan, Jesus, we gotta get him off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. The story is that guy would.

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<v Speaker 2>Have oh my god, uh, back to consecutive unrepeatable records.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm partial to you know, I'm a hoops guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Celtics eight straight, fifty eight to sixty six in straight titles.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's ever gonna do that again?

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<v Speaker 2>No one.

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<v Speaker 3>I granted the NBA is different nowadays, but yeah, that's different.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight in a row UCLA.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want recency bias, so I'm not saying any.

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<v Speaker 3>UCLA men's basketball eighty eight consecutive wins pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>John Wooden Theater, John Wooden Theory Bill fifteen minutes if

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<v Speaker 2>you're if you're on time, you're late. Fifteen minutes early kids,

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<v Speaker 2>what a wise pyramidive success wise? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Lewis was thirty minutes early today. Dude, he would

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<v Speaker 3>have played. He would have been starting point guard for

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<v Speaker 3>John wood.

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<v Speaker 2>He would have been And he said, that's the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>streak he's ever heard him never playing anything in athletics.

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<v Speaker 1>Is really a lifetime of no athletics.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still streaking to this day. Globetrotters. They've won two thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>four hundred and ninety five straight wins over the Washington Generals.

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<v Speaker 3>Impressive, but kind of who's the Washington Generals. That's like

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<v Speaker 3>the team that they travel with that they just beat

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<v Speaker 3>up on. So I mean, it's it's it's a scripted record,

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<v Speaker 3>but still impressive. It's a lot of nights the Generals

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<v Speaker 3>did beat him.

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<v Speaker 1>One.

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<v Speaker 2>I did watch the Harlem glow Trotter. I forgot where

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it though, Yeah, I saw him once. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad took me to see him too, Belkarina. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the what's the song? No? Sounds like more Andy Dick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm doing Andy Griffith. What the Andy Dick? Why

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<v Speaker 3>was I doing Mayberry? Jeezy?

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<v Speaker 2>It has like the basketball dribbling, the metal of.

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<v Speaker 3>Lark Lemon, all that swag. What am I? Damn dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I really did just do Mayberry. Now I'm just thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about don Knots playing for him. But don Ns was

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<v Speaker 3>a Globe trugger.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger Woods one is pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't never bene that would never be done again.

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<v Speaker 2>How many years is that? That's a lot of years

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<v Speaker 2>that I mean. Jerry Rice two hundred and seventy four

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<v Speaker 2>consecutive games with the catch Jerry Man. He did he

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<v Speaker 2>play though, like he didn't miss a game or is

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<v Speaker 2>that how does that work? I mean he had like

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<v Speaker 2>three careers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think they're only counting games he played in.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember he was just racking up. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>a touchdown party, like I think he beat. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>was on a Pop Warner team and Jerry Rice just

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<v Speaker 2>beat a touchdown record. I think it was like seventy

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<v Speaker 2>seven or whatever that was. Was it that I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to say. I remember there was hats. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a hat. I had like a little Jerry Rice guy

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<v Speaker 2>and the number of and we we were like, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Some valuable merchant.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like I don't think I have it anymore. But uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we were like the Pop Worner team that had to

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<v Speaker 2>go out and like Jerry Rice. We brought this Redwood

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<v Speaker 2>City forty nine er football team to like commemorate you dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, yeah, our little like RC Jackets, we

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<v Speaker 2>meaning Jerry Rice.

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<v Speaker 3>Just just the like the pairing of words touchdown party

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<v Speaker 3>sounds awesome. I like that combo of words.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good together party. It was a touchy party. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>it was cool. It was over in like arling game

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<v Speaker 2>at a hotel and Jerry made an appearance. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was his party. Oh, that's so sick they were. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like an award they were giving them for something.

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<v Speaker 2>It may have been touchdown. Don't fact check me, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think there there was a number on a hat

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<v Speaker 2>that I got with the Jerry Rice guy on it.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone out there was at that event and still

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<v Speaker 2>has that hat, there's probably some like forty year old

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<v Speaker 2>guy that I was there with when we were both

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<v Speaker 2>like twelve, Like send the picture over, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Guarantee eBay eBay, MSRP on that thing is probably at

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<v Speaker 3>least four hundred bucks plus.

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<v Speaker 2>What what else do we got? We got Wing, got

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<v Speaker 2>the hurdles, Edwin Moses.

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<v Speaker 3>This was seventy seven to eighty seven, four hundred meter hurdles,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't lose a race from seventy seven to eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 3>That's got to make the top five a decade a

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<v Speaker 3>decade in track and field, man. I know Kyler's very partial.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of records to Marie Ole, muse five goals in

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<v Speaker 3>five ways. If he's got to explain that, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear it, he's on the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so Mario mwse five goals in five games.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear it from the guy who's from western Massachusetts

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<v Speaker 2>that supports the Penguins. All right, keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>My parents lived in Pittsburgh, and I like the animal.

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<v Speaker 2>They wait, where were they born?

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<v Speaker 4>Boston area?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? And then and then they went and had a

1:17:02.960 --> 1:17:07.040
<v Speaker 2>cup of coffee in Pittsburgh on a date. And you

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<v Speaker 2>like the animal.

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<v Speaker 4>Penalty animal. They waddle, they wattle, yeah, but Mario, they slide,

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<v Speaker 4>they slide. Mario le muse five goals in five different ways.

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<v Speaker 4>So in hockey, you can score a goal in five

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<v Speaker 4>different ways. Right, So there's even strength five on five.

1:17:20.160 --> 1:17:23.880
<v Speaker 4>There's penalty kill, so you're down. You're down a man,

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<v Speaker 4>so it's four on five on your team. There is

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<v Speaker 4>power play, so it's five to four on you're up. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>there's also an an empty net goal with the goalie pulled,

1:17:32.600 --> 1:17:37.720
<v Speaker 4>and then there's also a.

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<v Speaker 2>A penalty shot, so you know a penalty happened.

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<v Speaker 4>So he was able to score the amount of times

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<v Speaker 4>five goals scored in an NHL game is super rare

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<v Speaker 4>to begin with, maybe two three times a season, tops

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<v Speaker 4>uh and then this has never happened and will never

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<v Speaker 4>happen again. To put in perspective, Brad Marsham did this

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<v Speaker 4>recently in a season in a season, right, one or

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<v Speaker 4>two guys a year can do this in a season.

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<v Speaker 2>He did in a game.

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<v Speaker 4>He did it in one singular game. Not only just

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<v Speaker 4>score five goals, which rarely happens. He scored five goals and.

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<v Speaker 2>Five and he played a long time. He played.

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<v Speaker 4>He had an injury shortened career, but yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 4>he was around for a while. But it's a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of it's just opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>To what how old was he until he retired, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty, So he retired in two thousand because he had

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<v Speaker 4>some back issues, and then he came back old. He

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<v Speaker 4>retired in ninety six and came back in two thousand

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<v Speaker 4>and one.

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<v Speaker 2>Five years off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because he had like hotchkins and foam and he

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<v Speaker 4>had a bad back and then whatever whatever whatever, But he.

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<v Speaker 2>Took five years up. Was he productive when he came back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he was a point point a game player and

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<v Speaker 4>he owned the team at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah or that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So this it's probably not even just from the

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<v Speaker 4>skill level. It's opportunity, Right, there's not many penalties show.

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<v Speaker 2>You're basically saying, that's a lightning type record. It'll never

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<v Speaker 2>happen again, ever, ever, ever, ever. No, it's getting struck

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<v Speaker 2>by lightning twice type record.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a lot of it's not just skill skills involved,

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<v Speaker 4>because not a lot of players score five.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, like it's it's kind of like you have

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<v Speaker 2>to get struck by lightning twice.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, enough sucking off Mary move let's uh, you

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<v Speaker 3>want to rank these bad boys? That's all about Lance

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<v Speaker 3>bro seven straight Twitter France wins exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I'm also a big Twitter France guy. You're

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<v Speaker 4>touching my two niches. Uh, this will happen because there's

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<v Speaker 4>been numerous guys who've got five right now with Teddy

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<v Speaker 4>Pigatta and uh you know its Vinderguard. They're young guys

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<v Speaker 4>that could win maybe in a row. A row is tough,

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<v Speaker 4>but like I suspect there'll be a guy who wins

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<v Speaker 4>seven tours in the future.

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<v Speaker 2>That was pretty crazy. I had the I had the

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<v Speaker 2>Yellow band.

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<v Speaker 3>Love Lance Love what a guy, great guy, just a

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<v Speaker 3>good guy?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Top five?

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<v Speaker 3>Should we should we rank these bad boys or just

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<v Speaker 3>compile the top five? I don't think in any particular order. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>must rank them, Okay, must rank them.

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<v Speaker 2>The with what you just pitched me on with Mario Lemoux,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus chriming. That's gotta be in the top five.

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<v Speaker 3>Five goals in five ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, Kyle Ripkins in there. Okay, that's fucking crazy. As

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<v Speaker 2>Lewis said, if you do, have you done anything two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and six hundred and thirty two times?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, Joe DiMaggio, how many how many times have

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<v Speaker 2>they gotten close? Who's gotten closest to the to the hits? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but I I just that sticks

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<v Speaker 2>out to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think number two he's gonna be Willie Keeler of

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<v Speaker 3>the Baltimore Ools forty five games. Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 3>was back in the eighteen hundreds, eighteen ninety six, so yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>geez Louise. And then Pete rose Charlie Hussell seventy eight,

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<v Speaker 3>he got to forty four games in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta get Pete rose On to be tight, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>So I bet you we could get Pete rose On.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, just gonna if you go to the

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<v Speaker 3>nearest autograph table at some random sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Line, yeah, just mind room. He will be there by

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<v Speaker 2>Red's jersey and say.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Pete, say hey kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I know he's not Willy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's always sitting mine the table signing something somewhere. I

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<v Speaker 3>did my podcast, Dude, we gotta get him in here

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<v Speaker 3>Byron Nelson. Who's who is ever gonna win eleven straight

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<v Speaker 3>PGA Tour events? That's never gonna be broken?

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<v Speaker 2>When was that done?

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<v Speaker 3>Nineteen forty five?

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<v Speaker 2>See, you know what these I mean, they've been running

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<v Speaker 2>time and is it still? I mean that's tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Still stands eleven straight?

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<v Speaker 2>It's great number. I think we gotta get Tiger Woods

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<v Speaker 2>on there too. Gotta put Tiger that's just crazy. The longevity,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, ten years without losing hurdles is tough edwin,

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<v Speaker 2>but we gotta put edwin ten years. And I mean

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<v Speaker 2>just taxing on your body.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, crazy, all right? So we uh, well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our top five. The comments, let me I want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear what they think. Hell, and then we'll do

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<v Speaker 2>a post. Give us, Give us, just so everyone's clear

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<v Speaker 2>at home, give us these top five out of our fives. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>read that, out of all the fives. These fire fives

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<v Speaker 2>are five of the most unbeaten, unbeatable records.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, give us these ones, just to clear it up

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<v Speaker 3>for the people at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Our top five are Edwin Moses one hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two consecutive four hundred meter hurdlewins, ten years, didn't lose,

1:22:09.680 --> 1:22:13.439
<v Speaker 2>cal Ripken Junior two thousand, six hundred and thirty two

1:22:13.520 --> 1:22:17.560
<v Speaker 2>consecutive games played, even got a game cancer because of

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Kostners, Joey DiMaggio fifty six consecutive games with a hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy had a killer eye in Roe. Oh it was

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<v Speaker 2>his girl. The guy had that. He must aid his carrots.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger Woods one hundred and forty two straight PGA cuts.

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<v Speaker 2>May did that go? Yep? We'll keep that at that

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<v Speaker 2>because we might get him on here.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to love Tiger.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger will come on. I want to I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about when he had the broken knee and won

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<v Speaker 2>the US Open.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind over matter, baby tough.

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<v Speaker 6>And Mario Lemieux five goals in five ways in one game, insane, insane,

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<v Speaker 6>struck by lightning twice. That's a top five. That is

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<v Speaker 6>a great top five.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool haircut on an episode, Thanks again to Lewis. Remember

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