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Speaker 2: Honestly, this is a PG podcast, but uh I no, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's nothing. There's nothing. Today we have a very special guest.

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Speaker 2: He's a legendary comedian, actor and playwright. Now isn't that

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Speaker 2: a load of horse? Huge Baltimore fan Lewis Black and studio.

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Speaker 2: We're talking twenty one thirty one. This is the game

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Speaker 2: where cow Ripken broke the record for most consecutive games.

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Speaker 2: Is this deserve the twenty two minute standing out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think it's deserved. But I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be there for.

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Speaker 3: Who is worse or more insufferable? Boston fans or New

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Speaker 3: York fans?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: The Yankees go? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Sub I hate the Yankees. Going back to the track

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Speaker 2: to fan reaches up and touches it.

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Speaker 1: You got anything else you want to traumatize me with?

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Speaker 2: What's your greatest rant of all time?

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Speaker 1: Jennet Jackson's nipple? The nipple Jannet Jackson THRESTC. That's fellos

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Speaker 1: to the entire nation. What would we do? You show

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Speaker 1: a nip? I'm gonna be there to watch the nip.

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Speaker 1: You never saw her nipple?

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Speaker 2: Bring us the brask wait by Say.

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Speaker 1: The Breast, and they just kept showing it, showing showing it.

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Speaker 2: Encore Boston Harbor and is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to Games with Names. On today's episode, We're talking twenty

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Speaker 2: one thirty one with Lewis Black. Awesome episode. We get

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Speaker 2: into Baltimore's sports, breaking people's hearts, Lewis's life and comedy,

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Speaker 2: and of course we go over nipplegate Janet.

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Speaker 3: Our first mention of it on the whole pod. Have

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Speaker 3: you done for me lately?

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 2: Is that that's Jane?

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Speaker 3: I believe? So that's a deep cut.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: September sixth, nineteen ninety five, Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland.

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Speaker 1: After two thirty games.

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Speaker 2: Cal Ripken is on the doorstep of immortality. This is

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Speaker 2: twenty one thirty one Costner. Welcome to Games with Names Today,

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Speaker 2: we have a very special guest, Lewis Black and Studio.

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Speaker 2: He's a legendary comedian, actor and playwright. Loved him and

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Speaker 2: accepted as a kid. His stand up is tragically I

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Speaker 2: Need you streaming now on YouTube. Catch him on the

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Speaker 2: Off the Rails tour in a city near you. Huge

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Speaker 2: Baltimore fan, Baltimore, oriole fan, Welcome to Games with Names.

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Speaker 2: That's Jack, that's Kyler. We got Leah over there. She's

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Speaker 2: a huge Baltimore fan. So welcome to the studio and

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Speaker 1: Well. This is great. Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's as soon as you walked in, you know,

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Speaker 2: I was like Hollywood people. You guys all look great,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I really I live in New York.

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Speaker 1: I literally felt, there's too many cars. These people are

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Speaker 2: It is. So today we're looking at the twenty one

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Speaker 2: thirty one game cal Ripken game California Angels versus the

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Speaker 2: Baltimore Orioles from nineteen ninety five. This is the game

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Speaker 2: where cal Ripken broke the Lou garrick. But this is

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Speaker 1: We picked this game because I'm an Oriole fan. And

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Speaker 1: know that team bro Weaver, here's the coach at that time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is home run Derby. Now they same baseball.

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Speaker 2: I had a Golden Retriever growing up, and my responsibility

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Speaker 2: hypoallergenic dogs that don't shed. This has Retriever in it,

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Speaker 2: I got a little Rocky. My little girl, Lily loves him.

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Speaker 1: So it's a beautiful dog.

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Speaker 2: He is. But he's just he's starting to choose stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you. But the other reason I kind

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Speaker 1: anything two thousand and one and thirty one days in

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Speaker 1: every day. There's nothing I can think of. Is there

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Speaker 1: anything you can think of that you did? We're every

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Speaker 1: every two thousand and thirty one. That's a lot of games.

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Speaker 2: This is a PG podcast. But yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing.

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Speaker 1: The contest, the Streek Really what you're gonna tell me

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Speaker 1: If that's the case, that would have rather discuss that.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs all about cal Ripkin, Lolly Pippen, Lou Garrick and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Wally Pip that was talking about screwed to

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Speaker 2: about tell us about your sports fandom in Baltimore. How'd

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Speaker 1: So they do that. That really okay, and then they're gone.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I mean, it's erroneous. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: Were you a Baltimore Colts fan?

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Speaker 1: No, fuck the hogs? Can we say that?

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Speaker 1: That made my day. So we'll see at least Dan

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Speaker 2: This is all new. Yeah, no, the NFL is crazy,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you caught Kevin Costner with your wife.

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Speaker 2: Or Kevin Costa. No, that's what you know what you do, Jack,

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Speaker 2: You cancel the game.

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Speaker 1: Turn the lights off.

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Speaker 1: I really hope it's true. And I don't know why

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Speaker 1: That's when the macarena came out.

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Speaker 2: Makarna No. September sixth, nineteen ninety five. Makarina came out?

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Speaker 2: Good God, can you do the mockerena?

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Speaker 1: No? No, I don't even want to think. No, it's

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Speaker 2: You remember everybodys we have Austin powers. Remember they were

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Speaker 2: Like after I watched that movie, that's like the absolute

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not the first one to tell me that

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Speaker 1: Did I say that? It was a comple of But

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Speaker 1: I've never bought anything an e Bay.

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Speaker 2: Oh. When this first came out, Lewis I went in

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Speaker 1: No, if I took a picture of my parents closet

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Speaker 2: Do you remember where you were at when that chase

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone did. They rolled in a fucking TV to

440
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: my goddamn classroom and we're like eight years old watching

441
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: the goddamn police chase.

442
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 1: No.

443
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 2: Yes, wow. I was like, what is going on?

444
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 1: That is crazy? That's really and you're in the but

445
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: you're in the Bay Area.

446
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: That was in the Bay Area.

447
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: Wow, you thought they'd be a little hip.

448
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 2: Ja OJ played for the Niners. You know he's from

449
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 2: San fran.

450
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't. The eight year old doesn't need

451
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: to see the chase. No, there's a good there's a

452
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: good lesson. And remember get a front to drive you

453
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: if you're thinking a murder.

454
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 2: There's a way to start designated drivers.

455
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, d D.

456
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 3: It's insane. We have gone twenty something odd episodes with

457
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 3: no OJ mentioned. We moved the show to Brentwood. We're

458
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 3: talking about OJ every other episode. It's it must be

459
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:53,719
Speaker 3: a Brentwood thing.

460
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 2: It must be a Brentwood thing. The juice, the glove

461
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 2: don't fit. You must have quit. Yes, I guess that

462
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: was a It was just.

463
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: An unbelievable moment in time.

464
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the crazy thing is Lewis. He did

465
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: endorse me to get in the Hall of Fame?

466
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: Did he?

467
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know why, but it randomly came on

468
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: like someone had a camera in his face and asked me,

469
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: asked him about He's like, yeah, he endorsed me.

470
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: Wow. Well that's taking you down a notch and they

471
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: still like it as a person.

472
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 2: It's all right, it's all right. At least there's a

473
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 2: couple more notches to go down. What was life like

474
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety five for Lewis Black.

475
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: I've been on The Daily Show twenty seven years. So

476
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 1: I am just wandering around the country stand up, stand up,

477
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,959
Speaker 1: doing stand up and clubs. I had been a playwright

478
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: until I was forty years old. Yeah, and then and

479
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: about nineteen ninety I was done with playwriting, and now

480
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: I started to go out on the road as a

481
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: comic and going to playing clubs around and I was

482
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 1: lucky enough that I'd worked enough. I kind of skipped

483
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: being a middle act. You know, there's the opener of

484
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: the headliner, of the middle act in the headliner, and

485
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: I kind of jumped the headliner status, and so I

486
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 1: made it. I started to make a living. I made

487
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: no money.

488
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 2: How did you transition from playwright to stand up comic?

489
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: Well, I was doing it on the side for kind

490
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: of fun, for brims, because I always got a kick

491
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: out of it. Have you ever tried it?

492
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: No? I can't. No, Yeah, I mean't that funny?

493
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,479
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you're funny?

494
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, but that's like it's time, Like when I

495
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: have such a crazy respect because I've kind of Sam Morrel.

496
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: We we did this podcast last season together. He's a

497
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 2: big comic out there, and to watch him over at

498
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 2: the cellar all the time. Yeah, and so I've been

499
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 2: in that comic community. Those guys are so smart to

500
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: be able to fucking tell a story, tell a couple

501
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 2: of other jokes, keep you dingled with this, and then

502
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: bring it back to and bring it all together, to

503
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: bring the other the intro back into that. I can't

504
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 2: do that. That's like writing a fucking paper.

505
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's but there. But you're you're you are funny.

506
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: And then everybody there's a lot of people who tried

507
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: at least once, you know, And I was just wondering

508
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: because they're but you at least have a respect to

509
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: people who just go those people go, you know, I

510
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,239
Speaker 1: could do that. No, you can't do that.

511
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 2: No, anyone who's at the highest level of anything they do,

512
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 2: they're not there by mistake.

513
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's really it's good.

514
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: And you and the amount either touched by God or

515
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,360
Speaker 2: you work your ass off. You know, there's there's there's

516
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: a couple of different things, but even the touch by God, guys,

517
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: they still have to work hard to stay there, yeah,

518
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: because there's there's just so many people are always coming

519
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 2: to take jobs, and you.

520
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: Know, it's truly true, and they but but I ended up.

521
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: I started doing the road and I made the transitioning

522
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: part because I'd been doing it on the side for fun.

523
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: And I ran this room in New York City that

524
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: was called the Westbank Cafe downstairs theater bar, and it

525
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: was this restaurant and there was like nineteen eighty three

526
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: I started running this thing, and so by about nineteen

527
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: ninety we were rolling along and I was introduced everything

528
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: that came on the stage and on the side. And

529
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: then on the weekends we would do a show and

530
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: I would do stand up, you know, and nobody really

531
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: and I didn't really worry about it because I'm not

532
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: a stand up so you kind of get rid of that.

533
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: But doing the intros, I got really comfortable on stage,

534
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 1: and then doing these things on the weekend where I

535
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: started to develop material, and so then people started to

536
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: see me, and so I'm wanted to be a playwright.

537
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: But then they're going, you're really good at this, why

538
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: don't you come down to catch a rising start. I'm

539
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: going to come on, No, nope, And so that's what

540
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: people kind of gravitated toward and really playwriting and stand up.

541
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: The thing is I was writing for myself, so basically,

542
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: you know, you get up there, it's like, you know,

543
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: I was writing plays. So now I'm I'm the performer,

544
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm a writer, I'm the.

545
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: Director, so you know how to write?

546
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I didn't really provide anything down. I just

547
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: got up and talk. That's how I'm nuts. I I am.

548
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: But you you can, you can connect those dots and

549
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: probably being around it, like when you're introing everyone. You're

550
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: sitting there and you're watching these guys and you're probably

551
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: you know, like, well he probably could have went here

552
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: with that because your your your brain thinks like that.

553
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: You got a big brain.

554
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. But it's there's a garage in there and

555
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: a couple.

556
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, you can probably put two three cars in

557
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 2: that thing.

558
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, a big garage.

559
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: What's the comedy scene like in ninety five were you

560
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 2: rolling around to these places? Did you ever come to

561
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: LA Did you ever go to New York?

562
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 1: I went to I came out somewhat, but but I

563
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: never worked. I was at the comedy store yesterday. I

564
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: never and I didn't perform that yesterday. I just went there.

565
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: I'd never been in there.

566
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 2: It's cool.

567
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,239
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd been there twice, but i'd never performed there.

568
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

569
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: I performed at the Improv when I got out of there,

570
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: the laugh Factory first. But I went around the country

571
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: and just went to whatever club that would have me.

572
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: So I was, you know, wandering from club to club

573
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: to club. But I wasn't. It wasn't consistent because I

574
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: wasn't really known. But in New York, I'm working Catch,

575
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: a rizing star. I'm working the impro well not the

576
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: improvate left, but I'm working Catch, I'm working Carolines, I'm

577
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: working Danger Fields. Did you go to Danger Fields? It's

578
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: really Yeah, it's really fascinating. Guys dressed up in touches.

579
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: It's like a mob joint and it looks because the

580
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: guys are in touches and they're serving and they have

581
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: these little red lights on the table and you could

582
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: flick them and then somebody'd come over and serve food

583
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: and I'd be on stage. There was so great. It

584
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 1: was so insane. And never met Rodney. I was, you know,

585
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: and you'd get on stage and the waiter would come

586
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: literally and stand in front of you, like five feet away,

587
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: and so, what do you want talking to the to

588
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: the table And I'm standing there in the middle of

589
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: my act. I And it teaches you a lot because

590
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: instead of getting upset, I would just I would start laughing.

591
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: I just went there was a piano behind me, and

592
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: I put my head down and laughed like until he

593
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: was done. And then I'd come back to the audience

594
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: and I said that was fun, and then I'd go

595
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: back on. But you'd learn these things.

596
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: From club to club.

597
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, I did the comedy. I did the cellar. Yeah,

598
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: and I had to lead the cellar because the seller

599
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: was it was like a squash court this way, and

600
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: the back of the room was like seventy five eighty

601
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: feet away, ninety one hundred feet it's and I'm screaming

602
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: like a lunatic. So that my act then was just

603
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: totally bellowing. Shit. You know, I have hot and that

604
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: would be what I do for you know, like twenty

605
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: straight minutes.

606
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 2: Well, if you're doing.

607
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: It and it's it's eighty feet away, it's like they

608
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: can't handle that. It's too much. It's so I could

609
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: never really, It was never really. I've always felt that

610
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: if I could have stood at this end of the

611
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: room and talk that way, I had a shot in

612
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: that room.

613
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 2: But I pitched levels are a little weird.

614
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: I just said, I can't do.

615
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: This reminds me of Seattle Seahawks in their stadium. The

616
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: pitch levels make it really loud.

617
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, see, you know, I can.

618
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: Only imagine if you were to go there, you'd have

619
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: we'd have to pitch you at our right angle, so

620
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 2: you could hit that whole thing, and it probably sounded

621
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: insanely loud.

622
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, on a rant, it would be great.

623
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: Who who?

624
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: Who?

625
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: Was like a comedian when you first started that was

626
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: like rolling around that you kind of looked up to.

627
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: George Carlin, yeah prior Uh. I really liked Letning Bruce

628
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: but he was gone. Yeah. I like uh, Lily Tomlin.

629
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: I liked you know, some of you know people don't

630
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: Phyllis Diller, who was just as wacky as they came.

631
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: She was just great. I like I liked the Bob Newhart.

632
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: There was a whole slew of them, and they all

633
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: and I watched every edge Sullivan used to have comics school. Yeah,

634
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: and so every week I watched and they were all

635
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: different and all unique, and they all seem to be,

636
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: you know, making a living, and I just kind of

637
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: watched them. I just was fascinated by the fact that

638
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: somebody could get up there and say I'm gonna make

639
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: you laugh. And it took me a long time to

640
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: get comfortable with that because it seems there's a certain

641
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 1: amount of arrogance to that.

642
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you do you watch comedy now at all?

643
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: Do you watch these stand up because.

644
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: It's I watched some comedy, but it's it's hard to

645
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: watch people that I think are gonna do stuff that

646
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about because I don't want to. It'll just

647
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: go into my brain and it'll sit there, and then

648
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I find myself I might be

649
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: saying something that somebody else said. So I kind of

650
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: avoid it for a time until it's kind of the

651
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: statute of limitations. I'm not doing that stuff anymore that

652
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: I can go watch what the take wash?

653
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: That's interesting. You don't want it because of material, because

654
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 2: it's really your head. Yeah, and then you'll you'll naturally subconsciously, yeah.

655
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: Well it just goes in, you know, and and my

656
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: come out and you don't. You don't want to deal

657
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: with that, you know, Oh he stole this, No, I didn't.

658
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: And it was also because I want to think about it,

659
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: and sometimes which just drives you nuts. You kind of

660
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: watch somebody and you go, fuck, why didn't I think

661
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: of that? And so at least this way I could

662
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: stumble into something that might be a lot.

663
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 2: Of stolen material out there, just like in nineteen ninety

664
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: four when the MLB stole our hearts away with the strike.

665
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: How angry were you with that?

666
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: I was, well, you know, for me, it was probably

667
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: I remember I wasn't. I was angry at the fact

668
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: that they've struck, but it also meant that my team

669
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna lose, So it was kind of an up

670
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: kind of an upbeat thing. You know, at least they're

671
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: not going to screw them.

672
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Baltimore, they wont any when they win.

673
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 3: Oh it's way three eighty three me double check.

674
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: I think it's eighty three, and I think it's something else.

675
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: There was another.

676
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Sixty six and seventy that was it, I believe. So

677
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 3: as far as World's World Series goes.

678
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: Wow, as sad as that, ye man, right, yeah, those.

679
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 3: Are those three.

680
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: The thing is, baseball now is completely different than what

681
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: you grew up watching. I mean even how they're teaching

682
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: fundamentals to these baseball players. And I was on like

683
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: the very early stage of it where they don't talk

684
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: about takes anymore. It's all about bat speed, upward trajectory,

685
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 2: get that thing out. We don't care about how many

686
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: strikeouts you have. If you've got thirty eight home runs,

687
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: it's all matters. Baseball has changed. All of sports have

688
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: really changed because of in America, at least because the

689
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 2: American product, the American owner does a good job of

690
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: feeding their consumer. They want the consumer to be happy.

691
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: Like you look at sports and you look at soccer.

692
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: It's been the same fucking game forever. Yeah, and that's

693
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: why they don't make as much money like I or

694
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: the owners, you know what I mean. The players make

695
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: a boat load, but as far as when you look

696
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 2: at like I remember, I was talking to this international

697
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: soccer player. He's got a legend. He was Manchester United,

698
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: Peter Schmichael, insane goalkeeper, and he was so fascinated about

699
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: our stadiums. How you could have any kind of food

700
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: you want, You have any be like you go to

701
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 2: a soccer game, No one's moving around anywhere. Everyone's watching there.

702
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 2: He was insanely fascinated with the jumbotrons. You get instant replayed,

703
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: so you're making the consumer happy, you know what I mean,

704
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: that's what America does. Yeah, it's capitalism, baby.

705
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. And now it just.

706
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: Flew over that pitch count. We're in or out.

707
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: I think it's good. Yeah, I mean I think they

708
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: had to do something because then they were It was

709
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: almost as if, come on, guys.

710
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: It's only good for TV because when you're at the

711
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: ballpark now, like fourth inning, about eight beers deep, I

712
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: want another about fifteen. I want this thing to go

713
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 2: to extras. It's a beautiful day. Give me a couple

714
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: of hot dogs. Eight hour thing, Jackie Whyn't you break

715
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: down this Baltimore Orioles squad, this historic day.

716
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: Not the most remarkable O's team of all time. This

717
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 3: was real. It was Paul Marrow ripping June.

718
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: Do we go through? As you listen, you can go

719
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: Paul Marrow, Uh steroids. Yeah, bastards And I literally for years,

720
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: for years afterwards, that was bullshit. REPI hit those hits.

721
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: Nobody he never did any steroids. Oh yeah, he did,

722
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: Brady Anderson and we still didn't win. If you're get

723
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: to cheat, you gotta win. Winds out there should learn

724
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: a lesson.

725
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: You got it. If you're cheating, you better you better

726
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 2: win or it doesn't matter.

727
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's worthless. Amen. Uh.

728
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: Solid pitching staff and this this year led by Mike.

729
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: Who left us future Yankees. Fuck you amen?

730
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 3: How awful.

731
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: I hate the Yankees, so do I, but you'd Boston right.

732
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 2: Well, for the last twelve years, thirteen or fifteen years,

733
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: you know, I've been associated with Boston. It becomes part

734
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: of you.

735
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's really and I you know, and

736
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: I live in New York in it, and it's all

737
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: my friends Yankee and they just they're irritating. This was

738
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: so great this year. Yeah, to be able to shove

739
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: it in their face. So they're paying Aaron Hicks his salary,

740
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: the Yankees, Yeah, and he's killing them. We won games

741
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: with Hicks playing against the Ens and he really I

742
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: was just that made me as happy as I think

743
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: as anything in my life. How sad is that?

744
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 2: It's not that sad, it's a happy thing.

745
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: It's good value.

746
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 2: I just I don't know. It sucks that the Yankees

747
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 2: hat looks so cool, because it does look cool. It

748
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 2: does look I've never put one on, and I never

749
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 2: will because even as a Bay Area kid, I mean,

750
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 2: he just you felt the Yankee entitlement from three thousand

751
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: miles away. Yeah, I'd be watching these I don't know.

752
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: He always respected Jeter. Everyone loves Jeter. I liked him.

753
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: I know the AD's kind of huh, these ads that

754
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: he's in, just stop it, you know, stop it.

755
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: You don't want a wagoneer. You don't want a wagoneer.

756
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: Right now, I feel like you see Jeter with his

757
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 2: hot bottle wife, these two beautiful little kids. He owns

758
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: a baseball team, he's driving a wagoneer going camping.

759
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I feel like I want to go

760
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: camping now. Yeah, right, Yo, give him a call. He

761
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: tell me what it's like, write me a note. So

762
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: he but he that thing, the ad where he goes

763
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 1: just call me the captain. Yeah, that is just gets

764
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: under my skin.

765
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: That's because you know he didn't write that.

766
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: No, he didn't, and he shouldn't have said it. I'd

767
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: just call me and that would be better than than

768
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: the captain because to me, I liked him. I mean

769
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: I do. Even as an oriole fan, I still liked him.

770
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: He was a pleasure to watch. He was a great ballplayer,

771
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: but nobody in the rest of the country knew him

772
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: as captain. He's the captain in New York, so zip it.

773
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: You don't get to tell another state you're the captain. Ludicrous.

774
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 2: Speaking of Jeter, what's your opinion on Jeffrey mayor.

775
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: Mayor which one is he? I'm not even that was

776
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: in ninety.

777
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: Six, the kid who reached over the fence and stole

778
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 3: the home away in the ALCS the next.

779
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: Year little shit against the Yankees.

780
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 3: But while we're on the topic of the Alias Lewis,

781
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 3: who is worse or more insufferable Boston fans or New

782
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: York fans?

783
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: New York New York. Okay, I well, Boston once they won,

784
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: it just started to get to be jackasses. In Baltimore,

785
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: we still don't even have enough people who've returned to

786
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: the stadium yet to be asses, because they'd still like

787
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: shell shocked from the last ten years. They're like, I

788
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Can they be winning? Are

789
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: they really winning?

790
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 2: Is that the school is the simulation last time on

791
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: stranded too, the Yankees have left ten men on base,

792
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: including the bases loaded in the seventh. That's a young teater.

793
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: That's a very young that's a gift bag Zeter right

794
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: there in right field. Torrasco going back to the wall.

795
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 1: And what happens here.

796
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: He contends that a fan reaches up and touches it,

797
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 2: but Richie Garcia says, no, it's a home run. Yep,

798
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 2: everyone's working for the Yankees.

799
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: That was really once again, I'd forgotten him and you

800
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: didn't need to bring that back. Okay, you got anything

801
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 1: else you want to traumatize me with. Once again, it's

802
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: just screwed.

803
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,480
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821
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, before we throw on the bill Buck.

822
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: What a team.

823
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: I love that movie.

824
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 3: Another mildly unremarkable team. But yeah, the most interesting thing

825
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: about this team was that it was a year after

826
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 3: Angels in the Outfield. Yeah, surprisingly good cast McConaughey, Major

827
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: and Brody and a young Joseph Gordon Levitt. Who Joseph

828
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 3: Gordon Levitt, he was the kid? Yes, Yeah, what a cast.

829
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: That was the signal, right if the Angel was touching them.

830
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, But this team collapsed down the stretch to nine

831
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 3: game losing streaks after the All Star Break had Jim Abbott,

832
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 3: that was I have a forgotten Jim Abbot era.

833
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: From Yeah and then nobody and they kind of unbelievable

834
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: Jim Abbit one hand, what a guy. Yeah, they don't,

835
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: they don't. You know, he's gone. You know, they talk

836
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: about all of these you know, we're trying to get

837
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: those who have disabilities, you know, and you got one

838
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: of the greatest of all times Jim Abbott, you know, yeah,

839
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: got that thing he's got with the glove. I mean,

840
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: the whole thing was nuts. I couldn't even do it

841
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: with two hands. You could have given me four hands.

842
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: I couldn't do with jimbit was doing.

843
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: It's pretty impressive. Yeah, what about the guy with the

844
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: remember the sprinter that with the legs the blades and

845
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: he murdered his Yeah, yeah, that's I think that's kind

846
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: of an advantage less leg white thighs.

847
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: Yes, but it was pretty amazing that he could know

848
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: that off.

849
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 2: There's you ever who was the comic the comic oh

850
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 2: Cat Williams. Cat Williams talked about he had a bit

851
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 2: about ting. He called he called him ting Ting.

852
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 3: The lead up to this game, this was all about

853
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 3: the record. Uh, baseball needed like needed something this year.

854
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: The fans were pissed about the strike players flipping off fans,

855
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: flans flipping off players. So this was like some good,

856
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 3: wholesome let's let's all rally around cal Ripken type. Bill

857
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 3: Clinton was at the game. Al Gore was at the game. Demjo,

858
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 3: Frank Robinson, Johnny You. I mean this was a star

859
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 3: studed game. Everyone was out there. I met a huge

860
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 3: hero of mine was Johnny and Ill. Yeah, and I

861
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 3: met him black high Tops, unbelieving. I met him at

862
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: an event.

863
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 2: So you're a Baltimore Colts fan at that time, at

864
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 2: that time, yeah, until Chick got his start there nineteen

865
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: seventy five, was a special team's assistant.

866
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: Is that right?

867
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 2: I went to Baltimore Colts is Sula Shula coaching.

868
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: Let me look that up.

869
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm so it's appalling my lack of memory when it

870
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: comes to things, when stuff like my brain just was like, no,

871
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: it was somebody else, Lewis, because you're an idiot. But

872
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: I met Johnny you, so I like to call him.

873
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: It was a fundraiser and at Duke University, and so

874
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: I performed and he we were afterwards. We were all

875
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of folks like him, athletes and stuff were around,

876
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: and some others, some celebrities, and but the only one

877
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: that gave a shit about was Johnny United. And so

878
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: I was up. I went up to just say hi

879
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: and to get some wine. And he's in line and

880
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: he gets a bottle of wine and turns around, and

881
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: I talked to him for a second, and I go,

882
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: I have a glass of wine. And he looks at

883
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 1: me and goes, do you want to come back here?

884
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: You want to come back here and get another glass

885
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: of wine? Then get up again and get another glass wine.

886
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: Give the man a bottle of wine. Okay, that's what

887
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: you do. Take the bottle Johnny Unite, he said that

888
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: to you. No, he didn't.

889
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: Did he have a flat top?

890
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: He did have a flattop that he did have, and

891
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: he and he handed me that bottle of wine.

892
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: And it's was he a big man?

893
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: He was at that point he was older, he was

894
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: still big, I mean you know, but his hand was really,

895
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: you know, like gnarled. I mean he'd broken probably every

896
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: fringer nine.

897
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 2: That's not even football, that's that was straight gladiators at

898
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: that time.

899
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially that that team, that line Art Donovan was

900
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: on that line, Jesus Art Donahan. That was the gig

901
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: Art Donovan, the lineman who would go on Johnny Carson.

902
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, two yards and a cloud of dust.

903
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

904
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: So my dad, my dad always threw like Johnny Uniteds

905
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: when we when I was a kid, he loved Johnny Hugh.

906
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

907
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 3: The guarantee. We gotta do the guarantee on the show.

908
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: The guarantee we're getting Joe Namath. I don't know we

909
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: should I hope so we got we got Lewis for good.

910
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 3: We Yeah, amen's we need so the.

911
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: Star studied event. Angels lost four to the last five.

912
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 2: Baseball needs something detached.

913
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: To yep, and it's better.

914
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: I mean, this is pretty insane that he did. They

915
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 2: win the game?

916
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 3: They did four to two. Yeah, Cal had a homer

917
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 3: in the fourth.

918
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dropped an event. Did they bring him around

919
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 2: an a vet?

920
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 1: Yeah?

921
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 3: I mean it was twenty two minute stoppage. They went

922
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 3: all out Cal. You know, he was a he was

923
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 3: a humble type, like milk toast type cat. He didn't

924
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 3: want all this fanfare. But Bobby Bonia and Paul Merraly said, you.

925
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 2: Like his dad? Do you like his dad? Kyle Ripken Senior.

926
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was great. He was good. So it was Billy,

927
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: you know that at Billy it was a classic family

928
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: and and Cal Ripken is it was you know, I mean,

929
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: we weren't winning. You know, he became the constant we're

930
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: not who we you know, it's basically that was what

931
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: we were. You know, Okay, he'll get a record. That's

932
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: one thing.

933
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 2: That's kind of like how I was Barry Bonds. Yeah,

934
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 2: like we weren't all we weren't winning. Yeah. The rally

935
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: Monkey or the rally Monkey came out with the Angels,

936
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 2: which is stupid. Why are they the Los Angeles Angels

937
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: of Anaheim?

938
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: Now they don't get that. Is that what they're called?

939
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: That's what their official name is.

940
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: It's too long, it's a paragraph.

941
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 3: There's two different cities.

942
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. And they're trying to steal the

943
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: thunder of LA.

944
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just bizarre. It would be nice

945
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: if they got a coach and an owner who could help,

946
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: and they'd be a much better team.

947
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: They would be a very good I mean, they have

948
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 2: the best player probably ever to suit up anything. This

949
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 2: guy's hitting dingers and throwing out shutouts, Yeah, doubleheaders.

950
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: It's crazy that. Yeah, oh, TONI is the most extraordinary.

951
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: I mean that's what we all.

952
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 2: Thought Babe Ruth was like when we when we pitcher

953
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: Babe Ruth, Like Baby Ruth only pitched for a few

954
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 2: years and then he went to hitting, you know, and

955
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 2: it's completely different generation.

956
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: But like, still, this is what he was doing was crazy.

957
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 2: It just sucks. Is he gonna be able to come

958
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: back from it? The UCLA this is second one though, right.

959
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: I think?

960
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate to see that.

961
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: Seems like tires like NASCAR put on a new one.

962
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 2: So when Cow breaks the record after five, they give

963
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: him a twenty two minute standing out, right, Like, are

964
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 2: you enjoying that standing o the whole time? Or is

965
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 2: that a little long? Like what's our standing?

966
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: No?

967
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 2: Is this deserved the twenty two minute standing out?

968
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: If you? Yeah, I think it's deserved that. I don't

969
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: want to be there for it. You know.

970
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: I was just at this Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, with

971
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: my daughter and her three two little friends on a

972
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: Wednesday on a school night. We had like a fucking

973
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 2: twenty two minute goddamn standy. No, there I'm sitting there

974
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 2: like Taylor, we all love you, but can we get

975
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 2: this act going now?

976
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: Just before she started or after.

977
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 2: No, it was like in the middle of it, like

978
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: the crowd just started going crazy for no reason and

979
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 2: she like sat and played it, which she deserved every

980
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 2: second of it.

981
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but it's twenty two minutes.

982
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there like we got school tomorrow. They're gonna

983
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: be cranky.

984
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

985
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a six year old at six

986
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning with a thirty five minute commute?

987
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: No, I've avoided that. Yeah, it was really one of

988
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: the it's one of my things.

989
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: But Standy knows well.

990
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: The standing oh I got, not just me, but when

991
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: we did Inside Out we went to it was one

992
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: of the great things about it. We were in con

993
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: for the film festival. They show this fucking cartoon and

994
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's a great it's a great animation. But

995
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: they stood up and it was we had we stood

996
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: up because they started plotting. It was it was ten

997
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: to twelve minute standing ovation.

998
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: Like I think that you probably got a little like

999
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 2: embarrassment that then, or like, are you like after like

1000
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 2: five minutes?

1001
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was ready for food. Yeah, okay, enough, let's

1002
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: let's eat.

1003
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, A couple. Yeah, who's the cow Ripken of the

1004
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: comedy space?

1005
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: You know who came close? And this was and this

1006
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: was a tip off for me that I'm not going

1007
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm flying and I think I'm either

1008
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: in Grand Rapids of Detroit. On the plane is Don Rickles,

1009
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: who's like in his eighties and he's going to go

1010
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: to a show and I'm thinking, you know, and I

1011
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: love him. And on the plane he was spectacular. He

1012
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: kind of knew he knew I was. He turned around

1013
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: and just went after me for like ten minutes. You

1014
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: you schmuck and d D you know. He's kind of

1015
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: giving me all sorts of shit. And I said the

1016
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: stupid thing to him. I go, they're doing a documentary

1017
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: about you, you know, you know, and I said, I

1018
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: just wanted to apologize to you. And this is coming

1019
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: out of my mouth, I know, Oh what am I

1020
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: saying that I'm not going to be able to I

1021
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: was unable to kind of be able to be there.

1022
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: They wanted to shoot me for your documentary and I said,

1023
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,479
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I wasn't able to do and he said,

1024
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: do you think I give a shit? Do you think

1025
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: you were the one who was going to get that

1026
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: documentary of me over the top. What is the matter

1027
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: with you? I said, I'm really sorry. I said, don't

1028
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: be you should really be sorry. This is one of

1029
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: the most and he just went on and on and on.

1030
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: So we get out of the plane. He's with his

1031
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: tour manager. It's just the two of them, and he's

1032
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 1: going from there. He's going to stay in a motel

1033
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: that night and then get on a plane the next

1034
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: day and fly to Saginaw. And I turned to the

1035
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 1: comic I was working with John John Bowman at the time,

1036
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: and I said, if I'm made three years old and

1037
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing this, shoot me to shoot me, bring me down,

1038
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: bring me down like a like a buffalo. That's that's

1039
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: strayed too far. No, I am not doing this. But

1040
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: he was going and going. And then also you look

1041
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: at George Burns.

1042
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: Who's all right, he's cal Ripken, who's his Kevin Costner.

1043
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow wow wow. That is That may be

1044
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: the most insane thing anyone has ever said to me.

1045
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: And I consider him for a week, had not come

1046
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: up with an answer. I mean that I'm gonna call it.

1047
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you later. I'm gonna put it on

1048
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: a little iPhone thing going. I figured it out, you

1049
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: said it to me, We'll put it on the show. Yeah,

1050
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: this is Kevin Costner. Wow, well did Don Rickles Kevin Costner? Jesus,

1051
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: who would that.

1052
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 2: Be If he's cal Rikan of course, yeah.

1053
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: No, if he's cal Ripkens, Kevin Costu would be. I

1054
00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: have to be somebody in their seventies. So uh, no idea.

1055
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: But if I think of it, I'll let you know.

1056
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: You'll be the first one I.

1057
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 2: Call perfect perfect?

1058
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: Perfect?

1059
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 2: Is this the greatest streak in sports history?

1060
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: I think my not playing any sports is the greatest

1061
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: streak in sports history. That I could have gone pro

1062
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: in anything and I said no, and the fact that

1063
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: I didn't is really the greatest streak. People talk about

1064
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: it time and again. God if he'd not gone into comedy,

1065
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: who he would have been a great cricket player.

1066
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: Cricket actually, I think the third most popular sport in

1067
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: the world.

1068
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: You've pulled that out of your ass, Jack. Let me

1069
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: see here. That is really It's.

1070
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 2: Huge in the UK, South Africa and Indie, India. How

1071
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: many people are.

1072
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: In Indie India? They love it there.

1073
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 2: Cricket is number two.

1074
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, estimated two point five billion fans.

1075
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: Oh, two point five billion.

1076
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 3: You won't even you. You don't even want to know

1077
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 3: what number three is?

1078
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: Three is croquet?

1079
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: Close hockey?

1080
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. What's one soccerer?

1081
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

1082
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but shmuck, boy, what's one idiot? Moron? I mean

1083
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: field hockey? When was the last time you said, boy,

1084
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the Marching Hairs to come to town.

1085
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: And they played such great field hockey.

1086
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 2: And I don't I remember the field hockey team at

1087
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: Kent State.

1088
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: Then it was women. Yeah, it was women and it

1089
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: was great to watch. I did go to those.

1090
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 2: I dated one of them. I think, yeah, a little bit.

1091
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: I really can't believe. Have you ever watched cricket for

1092
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: how long? I've watched cricket for eight minutes.

1093
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 2: I've never watched cricket. It's it's it's tough, you know,

1094
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: they go way overhand. I saw them. There's like a

1095
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 2: Disney movie about a cricket player that tried to become

1096
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 2: a baseball player.

1097
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: Wow, that's my Yeah.

1098
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 2: No, I read the spark notes, Jack, What do we

1099
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: got on the aftermath?

1100
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 3: Just just to put this streak in a perspective. Real

1101
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 3: Quick col played with one hundred and fifty different teammates,

1102
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 3: eight different managers, played both shortstop and third base, spanned

1103
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: from eighty two to ninety eight. Perfect correct one team

1104
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 3: and for a little bit of a pop culture context

1105
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 3: on that, the entirety of Seinfeld happened during the streak.

1106
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: The entire the entirety of Seinfeld eighty nine to ninety eight.

1107
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 3: He was streaking, He was streaking.

1108
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 1: Did you come up with that?

1109
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,479
Speaker 3: I just did a little research before the show.

1110
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, did somebody actually write that down or

1111
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: did you figure that out?

1112
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: Oh? I just I just kind of did my own math.

1113
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: If he figured it out, I'm hiring him away from you.

1114
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, okay, then your price, I'm there Lewis.

1115
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 2: He did also, he did have a theory did you

1116
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 2: go to school because with oh, yeah.

1117
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 3: We were doing our years here.

1118
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear it.

1119
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 3: Were you and Larry David in College Park at the

1120
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 3: same time?

1121
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: No?

1122
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 3: No, okay, you're apart when you're the ages were close,

1123
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 3: and I knew you went for one.

1124
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: Year and yeah, but I don't think we were there.

1125
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: At the same Okay, that would have been epic, you know. No, Okay,

1126
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 3: just had a double check.

1127
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: Which is too bad. I could have turned my career around.

1128
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 1: I would have I would have been Seinfeld. I would

1129
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: have watched yea a different Seinfeld. What I'd be. So

1130
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 1: did you have a fucking bullshit and nonsense and fucking bullshit?

1131
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: You know?

1132
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 2: That would be my Seinfeld No suit for you?

1133
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really?

1134
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: How about what is cal ripkens legacy in Baltimore? Like

1135
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 2: you're a Baltimore guy.

1136
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: His legacy is is it's like him, Brooks, Robinson, Johnny United.

1137
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 1: There's a pantheon of those.

1138
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 2: So is he above Johnny You?

1139
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: No, no, he They're all kind of equivalent.

1140
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 2: So that the mount Rushmore is is col.

1141
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: Johnny U, Brooks RP. There's another one's the fourth probably

1142
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: I mean, uh, Paul Merrow. Yeah, but maybe I was

1143
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: just going to say maybe Jim Palmer. He was a

1144
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: great pitcher. I mean he's he was another mainstay who

1145
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: was there forever. I mean, I'm also talking about guys

1146
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: which doesn't exist anymore. You did it, right, I mean

1147
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: you played with with those guys forever. Yeah. Staying with

1148
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: the team is unusual at this point, and all of

1149
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: the guys that were that the greats of Baltimore all stayed. Yeah.

1150
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: You know, once you're in Baltimore, why would you want

1151
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: to go anywhere else.

1152
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 2: Baltimore's a cool city, though it is. I love it there.

1153
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: Get rowdy, you know, and there's some great places and

1154
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,479
Speaker 1: they and the greatest crab cakes on earth are there.

1155
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: If you are the commissioner of the MLB right now,

1156
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 2: what's one rule you would change or establish?

1157
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 3: What you know?

1158
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 2: Was you off the most?

1159
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: That? You know? What bothers me the most is that

1160
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: we're getting stab with the man in second day. We

1161
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: finished the ninth inning. Now we're getting fab with the

1162
00:56:55,080 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: man at first? No, no, no, did he get this? Second? No?

1163
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: And you pick him because he was the last guy

1164
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: up with the guy who was coming up next? No bullshit,

1165
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: second off you just no, you take you? You play

1166
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: it out, okay, And I don't care if you go

1167
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: twenty two winnings. That's the game. At least keep that

1168
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: part of the game. You have to win by winning. Okay. Yeah,

1169
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: it's one thing in football, all right, where you can Okay,

1170
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: let's bash our heads for another. You know, continue to

1171
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: play no but this, but you know you have enough pitchers,

1172
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: you know, bullshit, bullshit.

1173
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 2: Can't get ct from swinging a bat?

1174
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: No, and it's no and you can't, or you can

1175
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: get is tired and it's just ruined. I just think

1176
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: and I look at it. It's like lunas. Don't it

1177
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: just irritates me. What would you change pitch clock? You

1178
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: don't like it? Huh? Wow?

1179
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 3: No.

1180
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: I like the routines of what guys were doing before

1181
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 2: you to get in. You give them some of this,

1182
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 2: you stop them a little bit, you come back. No,

1183
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 2: I'm not ready yet. I'm back. Like there was always

1184
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 2: a game I used to play sometimes when I was

1185
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 2: going in the batter's box with the picture. Now I'm back, Hey,

1186
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 2: ref blue, put my things I want. It was a

1187
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 2: timidation in fact, now we gotta have time limit on timidation.

1188
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well because it and also I like going to

1189
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: the games. I want to be longer as our guy was.

1190
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: Eighteen beers, Well you could do that. You could have

1191
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: seven beforehand.

1192
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 2: They stop after the seventh.

1193
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that drinks seven before you get there. Maybe

1194
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: nine doesn't.

1195
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel right. I need to I need to

1196
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 2: feel the sun soaking my beer out of me right

1197
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: while I'm drinking it.

1198
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: Wow. The pitch cloud, I like, only because it became

1199
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: too much. Yeah, you know what I mean, Or you

1200
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: could have fucking nomal you know what else. You know

1201
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: what I would say, I'd agree with you if you

1202
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: could only do that. The batter can only do that

1203
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: each batter once, and you can pull at you once.

1204
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: The rest of the time, your pat get in there

1205
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: and shut the fuck up.

1206
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm going back now, I'm changing my rule. What

1207
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 2: you gotta be able to take out the catcher? Yes, yeah,

1208
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,439
Speaker 2: I mean that was the coolest thing about baseball. Pete

1209
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: Rose in All Star Game, taken out goddamn catcher. I mean,

1210
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 2: that's the one time you get to see a hit

1211
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 2: that her.

1212
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: You know, a fight, take out the catcher.

1213
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: Remember these take thet broke his ankle.

1214
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, And I don't want that to happen.

1215
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: But I can't have Rushman get hurt.

1216
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 2: You can't put it. You know. That's what brings the

1217
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 2: lore of being a major leaguer this. You know this

1218
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: guy you may take on a dude. You're gonna see

1219
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 2: a little Charlie running down the sideline or down third

1220
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: base and he comes in like slide like nah, I

1221
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 2: want to see chuck take his head off. Will this

1222
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 2: streak ever be broken? I don't think so. No, no, shot,

1223
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 2: not nowadays.

1224
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: No, And nobody, And I don't think the way it

1225
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: goes to nobody cares. Yeah, they're not letting pitchers pitch anymore.

1226
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: They stop them at the sixth I mean, none of that.

1227
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: All of that bothers me too, that they're not letting.

1228
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 2: A guy load management. They call it.

1229
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.

1230
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 2: Analytics, analytics, analytics, Yep, it's just about analytics. Guy, the

1231
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 2: meter went a little too analytic.

1232
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: Y Yeah, it did, and it's and it's crazy. And

1233
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: if I'd known that, I would have majored in math.

1234
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 2: Oh you were caring. You you're doing ages right there,

1235
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 2: you know, a couple of minutes ago, and I was like,

1236
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 2: he's carrying a couple twoes there. I don't I don't

1237
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 2: know if you're gonna math major right there? Yeah, you

1238
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 2: stick to the writing.

1239
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

1240
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 2: So you're known for your your rants. What's what's your

1241
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 2: greatest rant of all time that you are just so

1242
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 2: proud of?

1243
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: And I don't ask me to remember what it was,

1244
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: but no, I just findable the one. It was one

1245
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: that it took me a while. There's four or five

1246
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: things they did. But when they put uh, Jannet Jackson's

1247
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,439
Speaker 1: breast on the nipple, the nipple, the nipple Caper.

1248
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 2: How what year was that?

1249
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: That was j T And I flipped out and so

1250
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: I just and that's what I went off on. Nobody know.

1251
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, the four four four. It was horrifying.

1252
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: I was literally sitting we were we were in La,

1253
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: sitting in in a friend's house. I was this close

1254
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: to the TV and uh, if not closer, I watched

1255
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: the whole fucking halftime show. You never saw her nipple, okay,

1256
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: And I'm a guy who would look for that immediately.

1257
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm not fooling around. I don't have time. You show

1258
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: a nip, I'm gonna be there to watch the nip. Okay,

1259
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: never saw it. So to me, it was like you're

1260
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: out of your minds. And then and then I literally

1261
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: just went nuts the first time I went on stage,

1262
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: and then it was just taking I was going going.

1263
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: Not only did what really was disturbing was the fact

1264
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: that they kept saying, well, this is horrible, this is

1265
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: just awful. Let's see it again. This was awful. Let's

1266
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: see it again. Can we see that again? Look at

1267
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: that thing. It's disgusting that nipple just appeared out there,

1268
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: and this is not the kind of flick. See it again.

1269
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: And they just kept showing it, showing it, showing it,

1270
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: And so I went off and then eventually carved it

1271
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: all thegether and I loved doing it, and I kept

1272
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: that bit but way too long, probably till two thousand

1273
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: and seven, three years of the nipple bit.

1274
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 2: I like a nice nipple bit.

1275
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: It was good. It's good.

1276
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: Do you miss anything?

1277
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 3: No, we were pretty pretty clean this episode. The uh,

1278
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 3: the one the one thing we were looking up during

1279
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 3: the thing was it was Ted Marchibrodis was Bill Belichick's

1280
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 3: head coach when he got to start in Baltimore.

1281
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: Ted Marchibroda. Do you remember him?

1282
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 2: No?

1283
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 1: Well, you know I thought you were like the history

1284
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: of football and yeah, but he was boss another great one.

1285
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 2: Bay Area football pre my career.

1286
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, yeah, I mean it is nuts.

1287
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 2: Keys are and ship like, but like that's keys our time, right,

1288
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 2: that's a long time ago.

1289
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: That was keys. That's right, keeps Our Stadium.

1290
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 2: I played a high school game there, did you really? Yeah,

1291
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 2: that's where they used to play like games and ship.

1292
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: That must have been fun, so fun.

1293
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 2: Because this is the old looking old time stadium in

1294
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 2: the city.

1295
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: Is it was in the city? Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

1296
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: I never saw that stadium.

1297
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 2: I was. So we name the game? What is this game?

1298
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 2: Twenty one thirty one? Or the Iron Man Game? What

1299
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 2: do you think?

1300
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: What?

1301
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 3: What game?

1302
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 2: What name should this this game be?

1303
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: Oh? The Iron Man Game?

1304
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 2: Iron Man Game? Perfect? Now we do this thing where

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Speaker 2: we score the game. Is this the greatest game of

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01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: all time?

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01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: Do I get cash from this to be able to

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01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: play in Vegas?

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01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 2: Uh? We can, we can, we can, we got some

1310
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 2: Is this the greatest game of all time? Let's score it? Stakes?

1311
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 2: What are the stakes of this game? Not very high?

1312
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: High at all? So what is that?

1313
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 2: Zero out of ten?

1314
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: Three?

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01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 2: Three? Yeah? That sounds about right. The steak is only

1316
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 2: really the streak?

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01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1318
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 2: Star Power? Yeah, I mean Al Gore is there.

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01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: I'll go yeah, you know, and and he's you know right,

1320
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: and he made you know, that was his first climate

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01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: change move. I'm going to go to the game. I'm

1322
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: not gonna watch it on TV. I'm gonna save electricity.

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Speaker 1: Star Power, I would say seven eight seven point eight

1324
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: seven eight seven eight. Yeah, seven or eight.

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01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 2: Let's go eight, Well, seven point eight, we'll do seven point.

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Speaker 1: Seven point eight. I like that game and two points.

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Speaker 2: The game player, this thing you remember that. I mean,

1328
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 2: it's a baseball game.

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01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: The fact that he hit the homer is pretty impressive.

1330
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dinger, Yeah, that's huge. In the street game,

1331
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 2: Lou Garrett was there, Yeah, and or his family was there, right.

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Speaker 1: His family was there, I think and the doctor who

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01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: discovered Lou Gerrig's disease.

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Speaker 2: It's important, man.

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01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 1: So I think it's the homer.

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01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 2: So what we got one out of ten?

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01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: What do you think?

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01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: I would say? Probably like a seven. This is your

1339
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 2: this is your show.

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Speaker 1: No, that's all right. I'll take the seven. Seven. I

1341
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: mean yeah, if you hit two omers, I put it

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Speaker 1: at ten. There you go, name the iron Man game?

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01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 2: What is the score of that name? You're out of ten?

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01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good name.

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01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: It's a good name, and it's a solid name. And

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Speaker 1: I give it a nine. Nice. Let's see what our

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01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: iron Man the Iron fuck fuck Man game would have

1348
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: been a ten?

1349
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 2: Are we talking?

1350
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: Next?

1351
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 2: Six?

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01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 3: Where is it rank? That puts us right in between

1353
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 3: the Oh? Look at this the manning seven? Where Peyton

1354
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 3: Manning through seven touchdowns in a week one game and

1355
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 3: right above the Nuggets Lakers two thousand and nine Western

1356
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 3: Conference Finals. I don't know. Don't we agree with that?

1357
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, at least where I had of

1358
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: Gilbert Arenas is sixty point game, and it should be

1359
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: ahead of Gilbert Arenas. I think being found was was.

1360
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 3: He the one with a gun and the was Ian

1361
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 3: Javares Crittington in the locker room.

1362
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: A little bit of a duel.

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Speaker 1: That's where you need a gun. We were to be

1364
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: called them, and they weren't even called the Bullets anymore.

1365
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: That's another here's a piece of shit. Take a name

1366
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: the Bullets away and call any team the Wizards. Talk

1367
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 1: about a fruity name. That's fruity.

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01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Wizards.

1369
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 1: Is different, different, that's being nice. It's awful. They're not magicians,

1370
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: they're they're I barely have basketball.

1371
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 2: Player Lewis I grew up watching in reading Harry Potter.

1372
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Speaker 2: I love Wizards.

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01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, wow, jesus wow, I really I can't look

1374
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: in your eyes when you say stuff like that.

1375
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 2: His stand up special Tragically I Need You is streaming

1376
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 2: on YouTube. Got to catch them on off the rails

1377
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 2: tour at a city near you? Anything else you want

1378
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 2: to plug?

1379
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: I want to plug my Uh, I have a rant

1380
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: cast I read ranch read brands.

1381
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 2: Where do we find this? How do we how do

1382
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 2: we listen to these rants?

1383
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: Well, because it's on wherever, wherever find brands are found.

1384
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: There's uh, you know, like I said, the whole Foods. No,

1385
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: it's uh Apples, I think for Apple, and I know

1386
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: we're on Spotify. Uh but Apple for sure. And but

1387
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 1: you know what, cut to the chase, Go to Lewis

1388
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: black dot com and you'll find it there.

1389
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 2: That's where everyone here is going to go.

1390
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see them leaping from their seats.

1391
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 2: There's only three of us here. I jumped out, but quick,

1392
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 2: quicker than fast.

1393
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: But that's really the But what's what's fun about that

1394
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: is to be able I do. I talk at the

1395
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: beginning about whatever happened that week, which is always the same.

1396
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm beginning to notice it's always the fucking saying. And

1397
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to make jokes about the same ship again

1398
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: and again and again. It's exhaust So.

1399
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 2: It's basically like a current event rant.

1400
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do kind of a current event or what like,

1401
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,919
Speaker 1: I'll talk about us meeting. Yeah, I wish, I wish,

1402
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: and I'll give you a plug.

1403
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 2: I wish it was around when I was a kid,

1404
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 2: because I probably would have just used it in my

1405
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 2: World Studies class and on Thursdays and Fridays because we

1406
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 2: always needed a political event and I would just would

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01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 2: have presented you and.

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01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: That'd be good.

1409
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 2: But I do that mister Gregory would have hated me

1410
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 2: even more.

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01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: But I bet he likes you now maybe, Yeah, I

1412
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 1: don't think he.

1413
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:31,640
Speaker 2: I don't think he watched sports really yeah.

1414
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I read rants to other people. So if

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01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: you've got something you want to complain about, send me

1416
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: a rant. I'll read it.

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01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 2: But no I want you to. I don't want you

1418
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 2: to read it. I want you to rant it.

1419
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: Oh I will, don't worry. I literally screamed through most

1420
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: of these.

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01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,759
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for doing games with names.

1422
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: I'll do and I'm going to come back because I

1423
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: want to win this fucking thing. And that what was ten? Again?

1424
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: Show me that fucking thing, Mavericks versus Heat. I can

1425
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: beat that game?

1426
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 3: Was that's just because Mark Cuban was here. He he

1427
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 3: he rigged the books out there, he put the scores

1428
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 3: up oh did he put the score up? Well, he

1429
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 3: gave everything at ten.

1430
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: Wow.

1431
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 2: Not fair except gameplay, except game.

1432
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, wow, that's unbelievable.

1433
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it, though, it's a

1434
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 2: it's a it's a smart marketing move. Yeah, because now

1435
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 2: we're talking about the Mavericks. Yeah, Lewis black Man, everyone's

1436
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,639
Speaker 2: coming here. What's number one?

1437
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm gonna I'm.

1438
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 2: Gonna pitch him a couple of things. I know, I

1439
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 2: told him I never pitch him anything.

1440
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh you yeah, Awes, that's a show, thank you. That

1441
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 1: was fun.

1442
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 2: That's fun.

1443
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun.

1444
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 2: Man, that was an awesome episode. He's a legend, insane.

1445
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 3: Lewis is a beast. So glad to have him.

1446
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 2: You know what, ship you gotta think about it. Guy's

1447
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 2: been on TV for forty odd years. I mean some

1448
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 2: of the names he was dropping.

1449
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 3: And didn't start comedy until like forty something. Him and

1450
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 3: Rodney Dangerfield, Like, that's insane. Pissy hadn't eaten't meet Rodney though.

1451
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 3: I was waiting for a good Rodney.

1452
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 2: Hey. Yeah, you know, Sam, Sam.

1453
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:09,799
Speaker 3: Did a great Rodney. Bro he had a really good Rodney.

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01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: Hey.

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01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 3: My wife called me, she said there's nobody home. I

1456
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:16,719
Speaker 3: went over, there was nobody home. Yeah, Rodney. So Leah

1457
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 3: has a little gripe. Yeah, she's from She's from Baltimore.

1458
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 2: Our producer, Leah she uh, she thinks it should be

1459
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 2: twenty one thirty one, not the iron Man Game.

1460
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 3: And she couldn't believe he didn't know Jeffrey Mayer off

1461
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 3: the top of the head. The little kid, that little kid,

1462
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 3: I mean, who remembers losers had in one in since

1463
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 3: eighty three?

1464
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,599
Speaker 2: Who's the other guy? Like if it was like if

1465
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 2: it was like the Buckner guy, or who's Noah what's

1466
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,600
Speaker 2: his name? Uh? The guy from Chicago.

1467
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 4: Bart Man Bart Yeah, the Irony Jewels. If you're saying,

1468
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 4: who remembers losers wearing your red sox hat is because

1469
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 4: you just mentioned Bill.

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01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 2: Buckler there were losers. I don't remember that. I know

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Speaker 2: what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: On the Uh, should we get into our post show segment?

1473
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 2: What's our post show segment? Jack?

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01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 3: As we talk, we do an episode here. We dedicated

1475
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 3: this episode to a game that broke a record, iron

1476
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 3: Man Game. Great record. I thought it was apropos to

1477
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 3: talk top five most unbeatable records in all of sports.

1478
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 3: What do you think.

1479
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do it.

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01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 3: You do uh, you're mean to rattle some of these off.

1481
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 3: I think we can I.

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01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 2: Well know, Joe Demaggio coming out of the jumping Joe

1483
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 2: fifty six.

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01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: I think we can come.

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01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 3: We can come to a top five here, I'm love.

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01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 2: There's like the black and white footage of him coming

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01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,480
Speaker 2: out of like the paper sheet.

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01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 5: Remember that high school football style, and here comes Joe

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01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 5: jump bou jo news, old news, real footage, you know,

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01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 5: all announce time.

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01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,360
Speaker 2: I got Joe the Bajia okay, through the piper. Well,

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01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,640
Speaker 2: hey break the record today, folks.

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01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean legendary. You got uh, Cal Ripkens insane

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01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 3: two thousand, dude twenty one thirty one, Boat lay Leo

1495
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 3: will get mad three hundred something, three hundred something after

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01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 3: that though, gret Ski fifty one consecutive games with a point,

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01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 3: pretty impressive.

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01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 2: Is that a goal? Or is that just a point?

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01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,080
Speaker 3: I think an assist counsel.

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Speaker 2: I know, see that's not I'm not a hockey guy,

1501
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 2: not men either, But I lived in a fucking hockey town.

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01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 2: You did, we both did, and I won championships in

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01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 2: that town with the hockey people there.

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01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 3: Tyler's say, you get hanging out with Sagan.

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01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 2: Well set Sagan, Jesus, we gotta get him off.

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01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The story is that guy would.

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01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:37,599
Speaker 2: Have oh my god, uh, back to consecutive unrepeatable records.

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01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm partial to you know, I'm a hoops guy.

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01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 3: Celtics eight straight, fifty eight to sixty six in straight titles.

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01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 3: Who's ever gonna do that again?

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01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 2: No one.

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01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 3: I granted the NBA is different nowadays, but yeah, that's different.

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01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 3: Eight in a row UCLA.

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01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,799
Speaker 2: I don't want recency bias, so I'm not saying any.

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01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 3: UCLA men's basketball eighty eight consecutive wins pretty crazy.

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01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 2: John Wooden Theater, John Wooden Theory Bill fifteen minutes if

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01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 2: you're if you're on time, you're late. Fifteen minutes early kids,

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01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 2: what a wise pyramidive success wise? Man?

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01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lewis was thirty minutes early today. Dude, he would

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01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,640
Speaker 3: have played. He would have been starting point guard for

1521
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 3: John wood.

1522
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 2: He would have been And he said, that's the biggest

1523
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 2: streak he's ever heard him never playing anything in athletics.

1524
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,759
Speaker 1: Is really a lifetime of no athletics.

1525
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 2: He's still streaking to this day. Globetrotters. They've won two thousand,

1526
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety five straight wins over the Washington Generals.

1527
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,720
Speaker 3: Impressive, but kind of who's the Washington Generals. That's like

1528
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 3: the team that they travel with that they just beat

1529
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 3: up on. So I mean, it's it's it's a scripted record,

1530
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:50,200
Speaker 3: but still impressive. It's a lot of nights the Generals

1531
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:50,640
Speaker 3: did beat him.

1532
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 1: One.

1533
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 2: I did watch the Harlem glow Trotter. I forgot where

1534
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 2: I saw it though, Yeah, I saw him once. My

1535
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 2: dad took me to see him too, Belkarina. It was

1536
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 2: the what's the song? No? Sounds like more Andy Dick.

1537
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing Andy Griffith. What the Andy Dick? Why

1538
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:13,639
Speaker 3: was I doing Mayberry? Jeezy?

1539
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 2: It has like the basketball dribbling, the metal of.

1540
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 3: Lark Lemon, all that swag. What am I? Damn dude,

1541
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 3: I really did just do Mayberry. Now I'm just thinking

1542
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 3: about don Knots playing for him. But don Ns was

1543
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 3: a Globe trugger.

1544
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods one is pretty crazy.

1545
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 3: I don't never bene that would never be done again.

1546
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 2: How many years is that? That's a lot of years

1547
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,240
Speaker 2: that I mean. Jerry Rice two hundred and seventy four

1548
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 2: consecutive games with the catch Jerry Man. He did he

1549
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 2: play though, like he didn't miss a game or is

1550
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 2: that how does that work? I mean he had like

1551
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 2: three careers.

1552
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're only counting games he played in.

1553
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 2: I remember he was just racking up. I went to

1554
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:56,640
Speaker 2: a touchdown party, like I think he beat. Like I

1555
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 2: was on a Pop Warner team and Jerry Rice just

1556
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 2: beat a touchdown record. I think it was like seventy

1557
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,400
Speaker 2: seven or whatever that was. Was it that I don't

1558
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:08,120
Speaker 2: want to say. I remember there was hats. I had

1559
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 2: a hat. I had like a little Jerry Rice guy

1560
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 2: and the number of and we we were like, huh,

1561
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:14,519
Speaker 2: that is.

1562
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 3: Some valuable merchant.

1563
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 2: Sounds like I don't think I have it anymore. But uh,

1564
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,640
Speaker 2: we were like the Pop Worner team that had to

1565
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 2: go out and like Jerry Rice. We brought this Redwood

1566
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 2: City forty nine er football team to like commemorate you dude,

1567
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 2: and we're like, yeah, our little like RC Jackets, we

1568
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 2: meaning Jerry Rice.

1569
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 3: Just just the like the pairing of words touchdown party

1570
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,680
Speaker 3: sounds awesome. I like that combo of words.

1571
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 2: That was good together party. It was a touchy party. Man,

1572
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 2: it was cool. It was over in like arling game

1573
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 2: at a hotel and Jerry made an appearance. Yeah, it

1574
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 2: was his party. Oh, that's so sick they were. It

1575
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,839
Speaker 2: was like an award they were giving them for something.

1576
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,640
Speaker 2: It may have been touchdown. Don't fact check me, but

1577
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 2: I think there there was a number on a hat

1578
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 2: that I got with the Jerry Rice guy on it.

1579
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 2: If anyone out there was at that event and still

1580
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 2: has that hat, there's probably some like forty year old

1581
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 2: guy that I was there with when we were both

1582
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 2: like twelve, Like send the picture over, dude.

1583
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 3: Guarantee eBay eBay, MSRP on that thing is probably at

1584
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,879
Speaker 3: least four hundred bucks plus.

1585
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 2: What what else do we got? We got Wing, got

1586
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:25,280
Speaker 2: the hurdles, Edwin Moses.

1587
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:29,599
Speaker 3: This was seventy seven to eighty seven, four hundred meter hurdles,

1588
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 3: didn't lose a race from seventy seven to eighty seven.

1589
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 3: That's got to make the top five a decade a

1590
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 3: decade in track and field, man. I know Kyler's very partial.

1591
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 3: Speaking of records to Marie Ole, muse five goals in

1592
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,680
Speaker 3: five ways. If he's got to explain that, I don't

1593
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 3: know what.

1594
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 2: Let's hear it, he's on the wall.

1595
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so Mario mwse five goals in five games.

1596
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 2: Let's hear it from the guy who's from western Massachusetts

1597
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 2: that supports the Penguins. All right, keep going.

1598
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 4: My parents lived in Pittsburgh, and I like the animal.

1599
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,360
Speaker 2: They wait, where were they born?

1600
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 4: Boston area?

1601
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh? And then and then they went and had a

1602
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 2: cup of coffee in Pittsburgh on a date. And you

1603
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 2: like the animal.

1604
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:13,240
Speaker 4: Penalty animal. They waddle, they wattle, yeah, but Mario, they slide,

1605
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 4: they slide. Mario le muse five goals in five different ways.

1606
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 4: So in hockey, you can score a goal in five

1607
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,920
Speaker 4: different ways. Right, So there's even strength five on five.

1608
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 4: There's penalty kill, so you're down. You're down a man,

1609
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 4: so it's four on five on your team. There is

1610
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,320
Speaker 4: power play, so it's five to four on you're up. Right,

1611
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,320
Speaker 4: there's also an an empty net goal with the goalie pulled,

1612
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:37,720
Speaker 4: and then there's also a.

1613
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 2: A penalty shot, so you know a penalty happened.

1614
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,599
Speaker 4: So he was able to score the amount of times

1615
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 4: five goals scored in an NHL game is super rare

1616
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,880
Speaker 4: to begin with, maybe two three times a season, tops

1617
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 4: uh and then this has never happened and will never

1618
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 4: happen again. To put in perspective, Brad Marsham did this

1619
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:59,120
Speaker 4: recently in a season in a season, right, one or

1620
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,759
Speaker 4: two guys a year can do this in a season.

1621
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:01,599
Speaker 2: He did in a game.

1622
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 4: He did it in one singular game. Not only just

1623
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 4: score five goals, which rarely happens. He scored five goals and.

1624
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 2: Five and he played a long time. He played.

1625
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 4: He had an injury shortened career, but yeah, he was

1626
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,760
Speaker 4: he was around for a while. But it's a lot

1627
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 4: of it's just opportunity.

1628
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 2: To what how old was he until he retired, like.

1629
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,160
Speaker 4: Thirty, So he retired in two thousand because he had

1630
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,320
Speaker 4: some back issues, and then he came back old. He

1631
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,439
Speaker 4: retired in ninety six and came back in two thousand

1632
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 4: and one.

1633
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 2: Five years off.

1634
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he had like hotchkins and foam and he

1635
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 4: had a bad back and then whatever whatever whatever, But he.

1636
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 2: Took five years up. Was he productive when he came back.

1637
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a point point a game player and

1638
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:34,920
Speaker 4: he owned the team at the time.

1639
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah or that.

1640
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, So this it's probably not even just from the

1641
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 4: skill level. It's opportunity, Right, there's not many penalties show.

1642
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 2: You're basically saying, that's a lightning type record. It'll never

1643
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,799
Speaker 2: happen again, ever, ever, ever, ever. No, it's getting struck

1644
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,719
Speaker 2: by lightning twice type record.

1645
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of it's not just skill skills involved,

1646
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:53,680
Speaker 4: because not a lot of players score five.

1647
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 2: But no, like it's it's kind of like you have

1648
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,000
Speaker 2: to get struck by lightning twice.

1649
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:01,000
Speaker 3: All right, enough sucking off Mary move let's uh, you

1650
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 3: want to rank these bad boys? That's all about Lance

1651
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,360
Speaker 3: bro seven straight Twitter France wins exactly.

1652
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,720
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm also a big Twitter France guy. You're

1653
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 4: touching my two niches. Uh, this will happen because there's

1654
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 4: been numerous guys who've got five right now with Teddy

1655
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,719
Speaker 4: Pigatta and uh you know its Vinderguard. They're young guys

1656
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,880
Speaker 4: that could win maybe in a row. A row is tough,

1657
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 4: but like I suspect there'll be a guy who wins

1658
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:27,559
Speaker 4: seven tours in the future.

1659
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 2: That was pretty crazy. I had the I had the

1660
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,640
Speaker 2: Yellow band.

1661
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 3: Love Lance Love what a guy, great guy, just a

1662
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 3: good guy?

1663
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 1: All right?

1664
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,320
Speaker 2: Top five?

1665
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,680
Speaker 3: Should we should we rank these bad boys or just

1666
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:43,080
Speaker 3: compile the top five? I don't think in any particular order. Oh,

1667
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 3: must rank them, Okay, must rank them.

1668
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,879
Speaker 2: The with what you just pitched me on with Mario Lemoux,

1669
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:50,800
Speaker 2: Jesus chriming. That's gotta be in the top five.

1670
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,560
Speaker 3: Five goals in five ways.

1671
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 2: Uh, Kyle Ripkins in there. Okay, that's fucking crazy. As

1672
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 2: Lewis said, if you do, have you done anything two

1673
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,880
Speaker 2: thousand and six hundred and thirty two times?

1674
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:05,799
Speaker 1: No?

1675
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:09,120
Speaker 2: No, No, Joe DiMaggio, how many how many times have

1676
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 2: they gotten close? Who's gotten closest to the to the hits? Yeah?

1677
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,920
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I I just that sticks

1678
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 2: out to me.

1679
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:20,760
Speaker 3: I think number two he's gonna be Willie Keeler of

1680
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 3: the Baltimore Ools forty five games. Oh my god, that

1681
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 3: was back in the eighteen hundreds, eighteen ninety six, so yeah, wow,

1682
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 3: geez Louise. And then Pete rose Charlie Hussell seventy eight,

1683
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 3: he got to forty four games in a row.

1684
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,720
Speaker 2: We gotta get Pete rose On to be tight, bro,

1685
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,560
Speaker 2: So I bet you we could get Pete rose On.

1686
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just gonna if you go to the

1687
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 3: nearest autograph table at some random sports.

1688
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 2: Line, yeah, just mind room. He will be there by

1689
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,599
Speaker 2: Red's jersey and say.

1690
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,439
Speaker 3: Hey Pete, say hey kid.

1691
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,000
Speaker 2: I know he's not Willy.

1692
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 3: He's always sitting mine the table signing something somewhere. I

1693
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:58,880
Speaker 3: did my podcast, Dude, we gotta get him in here

1694
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 3: Byron Nelson. Who's who is ever gonna win eleven straight

1695
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 3: PGA Tour events? That's never gonna be broken?

1696
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 2: When was that done?

1697
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 3: Nineteen forty five?

1698
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,360
Speaker 2: See, you know what these I mean, they've been running

1699
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 2: time and is it still? I mean that's tough.

1700
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 3: Still stands eleven straight?

1701
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 2: It's great number. I think we gotta get Tiger Woods

1702
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:21,760
Speaker 2: on there too. Gotta put Tiger that's just crazy. The longevity,

1703
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 2: I mean, ten years without losing hurdles is tough edwin,

1704
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:29,439
Speaker 2: but we gotta put edwin ten years. And I mean

1705
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:31,679
Speaker 2: just taxing on your body.

1706
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,960
Speaker 3: Yes, crazy, all right? So we uh, well.

1707
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 2: That's our top five. The comments, let me I want

1708
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 2: to hear what they think. Hell, and then we'll do

1709
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 2: a post. Give us, Give us, just so everyone's clear

1710
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 2: at home, give us these top five out of our fives. Yeah,

1711
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 2: read that, out of all the fives. These fire fives

1712
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 2: are five of the most unbeaten, unbeatable records.

1713
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 3: Yes, give us these ones, just to clear it up

1714
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 3: for the people at home.

1715
01:21:58,439 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 2: Our top five are Edwin Moses one hundred and twenty

1716
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:08,880
Speaker 2: two consecutive four hundred meter hurdlewins, ten years, didn't lose,

1717
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 2: cal Ripken Junior two thousand, six hundred and thirty two

1718
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:17,560
Speaker 2: consecutive games played, even got a game cancer because of

1719
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 2: Kevin Kostners, Joey DiMaggio fifty six consecutive games with a hit.

1720
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 2: Guy had a killer eye in Roe. Oh it was

1721
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 2: his girl. The guy had that. He must aid his carrots.

1722
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:39,639
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods one hundred and forty two straight PGA cuts.

1723
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 2: May did that go? Yep? We'll keep that at that

1724
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:43,559
Speaker 2: because we might get him on here.

1725
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 3: I want to love Tiger.

1726
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,960
Speaker 2: Tiger will come on. I want to I want to

1727
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,200
Speaker 2: talk about when he had the broken knee and won

1728
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 2: the US Open.

1729
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:53,560
Speaker 3: Kind over matter, baby tough.

1730
01:22:54,040 --> 01:23:03,960
Speaker 6: And Mario Lemieux five goals in five ways in one game, insane, insane,

1731
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,560
Speaker 6: struck by lightning twice. That's a top five. That is

1732
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 6: a great top five.

1733
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 2: Cool haircut on an episode, Thanks again to Lewis. Remember

1734
01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 2: to follow us at games with names on your YouTube

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Speaker 2: Instagram x TikTok and snapchat Jack. You will see him later. Later,

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Speaker 2: that's been another episode of Games with Names, presented by

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Speaker 2: WIN Las Vegas and Encore Boston Harbor. Games with Names

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