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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject when the shoe is on the other foot. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>till you hear this one right now though, the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is in the building with today's praying phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us today? Now? Brand spanking news shirt

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<v Speaker 1>is straight off with chriss when it's twenty This right

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<v Speaker 1>here is called Zoom Gollic gollic Zoom College that boy, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that boy no, zoom got a guy, let's go cat. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach uh Ti Ti? Is that is

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<v Speaker 1>that your name? Ti? Yeah? My name is Who is this? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>This Kennedy? Man? You can call me Keim? But this Kennedy.

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<v Speaker 1>You work with my wife with my wife Katrix. Oh yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I work with working up for years. Man. What's going on? Okay? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's what's up? I came in If I met

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<v Speaker 1>you before not, I ain't sure, but I've seen your

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<v Speaker 1>your face. Y'all be uh the work the job, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>be doing this? Um this this this zoom thing right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do zoom for conference calls. Man, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Okay, So so let's let'sen take to hear

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<v Speaker 1>me out. Man. So this is what's going on. I noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I passed by the office, my wife in

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<v Speaker 1>there doing the zoom thing, and I see, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>all these people on there and y'all doing I guess

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<v Speaker 1>y'all doing the conference call or whatever. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when I look closer, Yeah, but when I look closer,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it seemed like when my lady talking. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when my wife talking, seemed like you you over there, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>touching yourself, winking your eye, you know, like you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make passes at her, get her a hint or something.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know what going on, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to throw her some sign leg on or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But all this little this, this, this, this, this this

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<v Speaker 1>zoom golli, golli boys, this here, gotta stop. Dog wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait, First off, man, you got me messed up.

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<v Speaker 1>And and another thing. Man, take all that base out

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<v Speaker 1>of your voice. You're gonna talk to me with a

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<v Speaker 1>little respect. Now. I've been knowing your wife for years, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing but the utmost respect for her. I

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<v Speaker 1>would never do anything that just suspects them and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm married myself. Man, I wouldn't put myself out there

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<v Speaker 1>like that. So what is you what? What? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Why? My wife talking on this on this,

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<v Speaker 1>on this, on this zoom. What is you doing? Yo?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing anything about my job. Man. And again

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<v Speaker 1>we both grown as man. So you ain't gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me any kind of way. They're gonna talk down

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Man, you ain't gonna call my phone and

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<v Speaker 1>talk talking like a child. Okay, I'm let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me okay, let me let me go and put it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me put this out here right here, tyd. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me let me tell you right here, ty let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that right now. I'm telling you right here

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<v Speaker 1>for lord. I swear to you, man, if I see

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<v Speaker 1>my if I when my wife get on this zoom again,

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<v Speaker 1>if I find out you on there touching yourself look

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<v Speaker 1>like you winking out of I promise you as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as this this, this this virus get through, I promise

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<v Speaker 1>you all that zoom golic GOLLI gonna get your ass

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm telling you right mother, and no dog cut

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<v Speaker 1>your bulls got on that damn conference man, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>like I told you, Okay, May you need to quit

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me that way. And you know what cute

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, man, you're gonna call me and talk

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<v Speaker 1>all this now you man, you ain't gonna be with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife with that bulls touching yourself your wife? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What you what did you winking? Your mother? And I fun? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What a waking at your wife? Are you crazy or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you touched in the head? Man? What's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't touched. I'm I'm gonna touch your mother and

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<v Speaker 1>ass up if I find out you on that zoom

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<v Speaker 1>with that that all that zoom goli golli bull gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get you stop. I tell you what you are. You

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<v Speaker 1>better thank God for the coronavirus, because if it was

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<v Speaker 1>anything different, I be at your house. But your ass

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<v Speaker 1>right now. You hear what I'm saying. You can say

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<v Speaker 1>what you want and do what you want want. Matter fact.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as this get up out the as it's

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<v Speaker 1>me and you partner, Oh zoom got it? Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Me and you. I ain't nothing between us for the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity whenever you're ready. But I ain't nothing between us

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<v Speaker 1>but that i'm virus. And as soon as that's gone,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me and you. I told my wife you was

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<v Speaker 1>over there doing that bulls. I talked with her stead

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<v Speaker 1>if I told you more than once. I have nothing

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<v Speaker 1>more respect for your wife but me and you we

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<v Speaker 1>ain't bro yea. So man, all this bulls. You're calling

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<v Speaker 1>me on my phone talking all this. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do something. I got a married woman in the South

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<v Speaker 1>and me crazy. Right now, you get out your mind,

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<v Speaker 1>man whatever. You ready to go over here and get

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<v Speaker 1>your ass well you go ahain't come over here, you're

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead jump Okay, let me ask you this here.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know do you know Dwayne Bean and Big Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know them? Hell yeah, I know them my boys. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>So what you know about them? What I know about them?

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<v Speaker 1>What I know about them? Tie is they told to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. They told me to call you. This

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<v Speaker 1>is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked. You got pranked by your boy Dwayne

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<v Speaker 1>be the Big More Day. Yes. Uh hey man, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta laugh during this time right now, babe, man, that

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<v Speaker 1>is the most ex safe lives. Just thank you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, So y'all your job doing all these uh

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<v Speaker 1>y'all doing zoom conferences. You're doing a lot of them. Yeah. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all we've been doing, man, because you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>can't go in there where it can't meet up with people.

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<v Speaker 1>So man, we've been doing him a whole lot. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all we've been doing. I hear you were hanging there, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Be safe, keep your family safe. Man. It's try to

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<v Speaker 1>put a laugh on on somebody's face. That's all the

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<v Speaker 1>NEP you're trying to do. Man. And you know what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we appreciate everything you do during this time. Man, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are helping us stay up. So thank you. Bro. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>many Let me notice, man, what is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Show talking what you think? What you think? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Too much? Yeah? Yeah? You know what? My what my

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<v Speaker 1>wife doing? Converence? You damn right. I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>your hands. I want to turn it on you thought. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, man, I got mad respect for your wife though.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he lost the dog and then they when

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<v Speaker 1>he found out what you was really talking about? What uh? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>R your boy. Y'all been over all right? Thank you, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Jay. Coming up next Strawberry letters subject when

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<v Speaker 1>the shoe is on the other foot. We'll get into

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