Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shaddy. I am Jaselle Bryant.
Speaker 2: What's up? What's up? I'm Robert Dixon. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for being here. Yes, once again. And today's my birthday.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Happy birthday to me. I'm the
Speaker 2: birthday girl. I'm the birthday girl, like it is your birthday.
Speaker 2: I want to be like celebrated every day. You want
Speaker 2: someone to sing happy birthdays every day, every day every day.
Speaker 2: I want to feel like it's my birthday every day.
Speaker 1: But then when it's your birthday energy, when it's your birthday,
Speaker 1: then it's not special.
Speaker 2: No, it'll it'll be like extra special.
Speaker 1: No, yes, if you celebrate your birthday every day. I
Speaker 1: did see someone something up, by the way, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you, Ron do you? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I did see some someone say that their mother's their
Speaker 1: mother's birthday is in the wintertime. Yes, and so she
Speaker 1: threw herself a birthday party in like June or July
Speaker 1: because she always, like you know, just she wanted to
Speaker 1: celebrate her birthday in the summertime.
Speaker 2: Right, so it feels right, Yeah, I was like, I
Speaker 2: like that. I like that. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you do that, you cannot celebrate your
Speaker 1: birthday on your birthday. You can't have two birthday celebrations.
Speaker 2: Do you want to have it? A hell you won't.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not coming. I'm like if I have more
Speaker 2: than one celebration, You're like, hell no. Right.
Speaker 1: Like if you're like, if you're like, come to my
Speaker 1: birthday party on September ninth, and then you turn around
Speaker 1: and you're like, come to my birthday party on June first,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, you know.
Speaker 2: How about you say what? Should just throw a party?
Speaker 1: So I just said, okay, if you if you want
Speaker 1: to have a I like, if you're a December birthday,
Speaker 1: you have summertime birthday, just okay, it's your birthday, Yes,
Speaker 1: go to dinner, whatever, but then don't have a party
Speaker 1: or a celebration or a gathering.
Speaker 2: Just delay it until you delay it. Okay. All right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep y'all posts, keep you posted on that.
Speaker 2: Do you have a shady moment? I have several. I'm
Speaker 2: going to get something off my chest right here. So
Speaker 2: talk to my daughter yesterday. Yeah, Angel who goes to Spelman. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm putting them on blasts. Typically, I don't talk about
Speaker 2: where my children are because I want to make sure
Speaker 2: that they are safe. But Spelman is like a lockdown situation.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're not coming in and out. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: she's safe. Okay, good, but she's hot. Okay, her room
Speaker 2: last night, they have a temperature gauge in their room. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ninety one, ninety one degrees in my child's unair conditioned dorm.
Speaker 2: And Spelman, y'all think this, Okay, misery. So I talked
Speaker 2: Angel situition, it's about like fifty all in it's like
Speaker 2: fifty four. Yeah, so all it's misery. I called her.
Speaker 2: I mean, I told her I'm sending her an air
Speaker 2: conditioning unit. Right. They were like, She's like, Mommy, if
Speaker 2: you send it to me, they're gonna confiscate it. Why. Right,
Speaker 2: She was like, because you know, it's like the building
Speaker 2: can't handle the electricity. Right. Okay, So Spelman, I'm sending
Speaker 2: my child an electricity right in, an air conditioning unit.
Speaker 2: I be damned if y'all confiscated. Right, Okay, there's number one,
Speaker 2: number two, This is twenty twenty four, like why don't
Speaker 2: you all have any type of air conditioning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane, that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: She said she woke up like three times in the night. Yes, right,
Speaker 2: this is inhumane. Right, this is my child. You can't
Speaker 2: sleep like that. You cannot sleep like that. It is
Speaker 2: not productive. Spellman. You want to act like you're the
Speaker 2: number one HBCU in the country, really, right, you should
Speaker 2: until you get air conditioning, you're not.
Speaker 1: And so all of so your other daughters have air
Speaker 1: condition yes, Grace in Florida, she has air conditioning.
Speaker 2: Yes, uh? And what's her name? Odor in Hampton air conditioning.
Speaker 2: Criminals in jail have air conditioning. Angel does not. It's
Speaker 2: a problem here. Yeah, okay, Spellman, fix its quick. I
Speaker 2: called ja Ma Brian. I said, get it, because you
Speaker 2: know he's in Atlanta. I said, get over there, yeah,
Speaker 2: drive over there right now. I'm going off. He was like,
Speaker 2: just all like God, and I'm on top of it.
Speaker 2: I'm on top of it. I said, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: This is the most ridiculous. Why would you even think
Speaker 2: it's okay to do it? And then then this the kicker, Spelman.
Speaker 2: It's not like y'all don't have money, right, y'all get
Speaker 2: endowment after endowment after endowment. God damn it, they fixed
Speaker 2: this so many contributions and donations. Yes, they should have
Speaker 2: like a what do you call a trailer like that
Speaker 2: that they can pull up and pump a seat into
Speaker 2: that thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, so spell may do. Y'all
Speaker 2: fix it? A mad black woman is coming, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: y'all don't want that, all right? So how have they
Speaker 2: gotten away with that for so long? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, who are the other mothers that haven't
Speaker 2: said enough is enough? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I remember I went to Maryland freshman year.
Speaker 1: I did not have air conditioning.
Speaker 2: I think we have to put our fans in the window.
Speaker 2: She angel has nine fans in my little last room.
Speaker 2: Nine nine fans. I'm like so pissed off. Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 2: And it got so sweet. She's like, well, mom, they
Speaker 2: said it's gonna be okay in October. Goddamn it, it's
Speaker 2: our September.
Speaker 1: It's September, so I assume the building it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's old, right, It's really old.
Speaker 2: It's been there forever.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how they can actually put an
Speaker 1: air conditioning unit.
Speaker 2: In it in the building.
Speaker 1: Well, but they should do something to improve the electricity
Speaker 1: so that they can handle the load of the of
Speaker 1: the air conditioning unit.
Speaker 2: Yes, or just put a bomb in the building and
Speaker 2: start over. I'm down with that. But what we're not
Speaker 2: gonna do is this. Yeah, this is this is terrible. Okay,
Speaker 2: but that's not even my shady moment. This is my
Speaker 2: shady So yes, spell me your shady I have spell
Speaker 2: I have shady moment Part two. Okay, Okay, I went
Speaker 2: on a date, yeah recently, Okay, to our place, Xenia.
Speaker 2: You were around the corner from me. That's my shady moment.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. In the entire time, I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the door because I'm like, if Robin walks in right now,
Speaker 2: I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that.
Speaker 2: Is my shady moment. Okay, I'm on a date. I
Speaker 2: was on a date. So what you could have been like,
Speaker 2: come come meet me in the bathroom. I should have
Speaker 2: I'm about to tell you why. So I went on
Speaker 2: a date with this guy out of I was set
Speaker 2: up through a person because Erica set me up with
Speaker 2: this guy. He's friends with a guy Eric knows she's
Speaker 2: never met this guy. Okay, so cool shady, okay, right right,
Speaker 2: it's getting it's getting worse. So we get there and
Speaker 2: I picked the place. He gets there before me. We
Speaker 2: sit down and you know, they're all excited because we
Speaker 2: go in there all time, so they're all excited that
Speaker 2: I'm there. So we sit down and he's kind of
Speaker 2: like talking softly, and he kind of just was like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, I got something to oh. You know, I
Speaker 2: kind of had a rough day. And I was like okay,
Speaker 2: and he said, yeah, you know, I went to the
Speaker 2: dentist and they didn't like really have everything ready for me.
Speaker 2: So I was like, what does that mean. He was like,
Speaker 2: all right, I didn't get my tooth. He does not
Speaker 2: have a tooth in the front of his mouth. He
Speaker 2: does not have a tooth in the front of his mouth.
Speaker 2: And I said to him, because I'm like, mind you,
Speaker 2: I'm with my people, I'm at a restaurant, they know me,
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there with a man with no tea.
Speaker 2: So I was like, player you, why didn't you reschedule this? Like?
Speaker 2: Why am I eating with a man with no teeth?
Speaker 2: This is oh? I was done behind you. The restaurant
Speaker 2: is packed. Everybody's like look glancing at the table, and
Speaker 2: I'm like so embarrassed. So oh, the manager, I mean
Speaker 2: at the owner comes to me. He was like heyes,
Speaker 2: a because there was a table in the corner that
Speaker 2: just walked got up. He's like, I'm gonna move you
Speaker 2: guys to the corner. O. Great, Great. I don't want
Speaker 2: anyone to see us with one ever one tooth.
Speaker 1: And it looking now where you now, you can like
Speaker 1: only look at the fact that he has.
Speaker 2: No two yes, And I don't care if he gets
Speaker 2: a whole new set of thirty two teeth right, I'll
Speaker 2: never be able to get that out of my mind
Speaker 2: that I saw you with the fact that you don't
Speaker 2: have teeth. So you didn't notice it until he told you. Well,
Speaker 2: because the way that his mouth is formed, like in
Speaker 2: order for me to see it, he laughed, Like when
Speaker 2: he laughed, I could see that he doesn't have a
Speaker 2: tooth in the front of his mouth. So I immediately
Speaker 2: I'm like wanting to call Erica. I'm like so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I'm like trying to get through it. I'm like counting
Speaker 2: down the time. I'm like, you know, I'm like counting down.
Speaker 2: All right, bring me my food right now so I
Speaker 2: can eat, so I can leave. Oh, and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I can't. Oh this is what he
Speaker 2: says to me in the date. He was like, he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, you know, I'm really really you're looking
Speaker 2: for like like the woman. He was like the Michael
Speaker 2: Jordan of women, And oh my god, what he was
Speaker 2: like looking at me, like he found the Michael Jordan
Speaker 2: of women. So I was like, are you the Bulls Organization?
Speaker 2: Are you Phil Knight? I was like, you might be
Speaker 2: wanting to look for Scottie Pippen, right, like somebody on
Speaker 2: the bench like what are you talking? You don't have
Speaker 2: a tooth? Blair, like what? And you want to look
Speaker 2: for Jordan's you don't have a toe the Michael Jordans
Speaker 2: of women, I said, get me out of here.
Speaker 1: That actually is worse than the Coretta Scott King like, right,
Speaker 1: that's worse than he's.
Speaker 2: Looking for the Michael Jordan of women? And right, and
Speaker 2: what is he of men? That's a cook? I should
Speaker 2: have asked him, is he of men? Bugs? Bunny? And
Speaker 2: something like what the hell? Roger rabbit? All right, you
Speaker 2: don't have a tooth. You don't. You're not looking for anything.
Speaker 2: You don't have teeth. Why are we on a date?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you cancel? I was? And what happened to
Speaker 2: his tooth? Anyway? I don't know, but it's at the
Speaker 2: dentist apparently. Yeah, he should have canceled, should have rescheduled.
Speaker 1: That rescheduled like you like like you get one shot,
Speaker 1: one shot, You get one shot to make a great
Speaker 1: and first pression.
Speaker 2: And you blew it, player, you blew it. I never
Speaker 2: actually want to see you again. Oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he's a nice guy. Yeah, funny we you know,
Speaker 2: we keep keyed a little bit.
Speaker 1: But like, okay, so you can't so you can't say, like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate for him for being raw, and.
Speaker 2: That's what he said. He said, I thought you'd give
Speaker 2: me credit for being what do you say, confident enough
Speaker 2: to come without a tooth? Okay? What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to be that goddamn confident. No.
Speaker 1: No, that's like, once you've been married for like three years,
Speaker 1: then then you can roll around me with your years
Speaker 1: thirty thirty year marriage and you can you could come
Speaker 1: home without a tooth, Damn it.
Speaker 2: Until then. No, maybe he was testing you to see
Speaker 2: what to see how you would react to him not
Speaker 2: having a tooth. He'll never know, I'll never see him again.
Speaker 2: Did he follow up with you after? Of course? And
Speaker 2: he was like, so you know, oh no at the date? Okay,
Speaker 2: so that day, the dead day was a Friday, saying,
Speaker 2: he says, so, you know, like, what you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 2: I said tomorrow? I said what? Like? He's like, you know,
Speaker 2: if you're not busy tomorrow, maybe we can hang out,
Speaker 2: he said. I said, I think I'm busy. He said Sunday.
Speaker 2: I said, what player what? I'm busy for life? You
Speaker 2: don't have teeth, I said. I feel like saying, do
Speaker 2: you know who I am? You're not curious to see
Speaker 2: how he looks with the tooth? No, I'm not. No,
Speaker 2: I listen, he not for me. He's for someone else.
Speaker 2: He's not for Jazelle Bryant's I mean, is he rich?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. No, he's not. I don't say that. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: my my my account is probably larger than his. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: moving on, those are my two shady moments.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. Okay, So my shady moment.
Speaker 1: This is like kind of like it happened a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. But our recent post about how many
Speaker 1: blocked accounts do we have, like yeah, just kind of
Speaker 1: four thousand?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes and clearly And I said this in
Speaker 2: the comments section. Stop asking me to ask Robin to
Speaker 2: unblock you, right.
Speaker 1: Leave me out of this. But but people will ask
Speaker 1: me the same for you. I mean I had a
Speaker 1: guy message me that same day. He's like, yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: your I told your friend some I told her somebody
Speaker 1: in like the yellow dress she had on, and she
Speaker 1: blocked me, and you tell her I'm blocked or nothing
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what he said.
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, but I'll have people message me and say,
Speaker 1: I think I don't know why she blocked me.
Speaker 2: Can you ask her to unblock me? I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: she's not going to.
Speaker 1: Now like no, I'm sorry, but no one is going to.
Speaker 1: Like now, go into their settings and they're blocked message
Speaker 1: list and then type in a name and I'm blocklocked.
Speaker 1: Like it's never happened. Once you're blocked, you're blocked, you're blocked.
Speaker 1: It's done. So speaking of being black, I think I need.
Speaker 2: To block my mom.
Speaker 1: What not gladys why I want to block her from
Speaker 1: my page and from reason reasonably shady page.
Speaker 2: I got why. She called me one day.
Speaker 1: She was like, so, why did you need sixty four forks?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm like, are you calling to talk?
Speaker 1: This what you're calling me?
Speaker 2: She's like she wants to know? She was like yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I was like, we ran out
Speaker 1: of forks and we need a fork. She was like,
Speaker 1: and you took sixty four forks And I was.
Speaker 2: Glad, it's get her. Get her. Yes, sweet Green, I
Speaker 2: get coming for You're coming for you, Sweet Green. Appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I've been eaten all my sweet Green. Yes, we went
Speaker 2: to Sweet Green too. So she was like, Rob, don't
Speaker 2: do that. You should not be doing that.
Speaker 1: I said, this is what you're calling me for. I said,
Speaker 1: this is the only reason you call me for. It's
Speaker 1: like guess I said, okay, Well, I'm going to hang
Speaker 1: up now, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm blocking her.
Speaker 1: She has one more time, one more time to question
Speaker 1: more time, but you do what is yes, and you're
Speaker 1: blocking her.
Speaker 2: You damn she's getting blocked. Yes, it's hot out here
Speaker 2: in the streets, like I'm forty five years old. Okay,
Speaker 2: but she can question why you did something. She should
Speaker 2: not have judgment on it, but she can question it.
Speaker 2: That's your mom.
Speaker 1: No, if I'm sharing it, that means I don't give
Speaker 1: up what anyone thinks.
Speaker 2: I have no shame, like mother, I don't care. Gladys.
Speaker 2: You can call me. I'll tell you why Robin did it? Okay,
Speaker 2: just call me. I can't. I don't give about my mom.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say right now, Ma, I care. You
Speaker 2: can call me and ask me. Really my mother your mother.
Speaker 2: So if your mother questions you about something that you
Speaker 2: all the time and you just like, ma, what stop? Right? Stop?
Speaker 1: Okay, goodbye, this conversation is over over, Yes, like what
Speaker 1: time you picking my kids up? Like?
Speaker 2: I don't know the end? The end? All that? That's funny. Okay.
Speaker 2: So we're about to approach next week our one hundred
Speaker 2: and fiftieth Yes.
Speaker 1: This is our one hundred and forty ninth reasonably shady episode.
Speaker 1: That's a major feat. It is out here in the truth.
Speaker 1: I'm major yes for people like us. It is like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean people like us?
Speaker 2: Well, this is like not our primary job, right.
Speaker 1: There are some people. First of all, have you seen
Speaker 1: these podcast deals that some of these people are you.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Kelsey and now, I mean Travis
Speaker 2: Kelsey and his brother what's his brother name, Jason? Jason,
Speaker 2: Jason and Travis got was one hundred fifty million.
Speaker 1: Hu, I think this is one hundred million, one hundred
Speaker 1: million dollar podcast and then the Call Her Daddy podcast
Speaker 1: got what like one hundred and fifty millions?
Speaker 2: So I like that. Okay, black Effect, Hello, black Effects. Like,
Speaker 2: so when we renegotiate our contract, we're coming up really
Speaker 2: real high. Okay, we're coming in. We're coming in hard
Speaker 2: into pain. One hundred million. Yes, listen, black Effects, Charlemagne, Right, Charlamagne,
Speaker 2: you owe us something.
Speaker 1: Those those deals are insane, but you know, kudos to them, yes,
Speaker 1: and us We're coming for it.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so when it's like not your primary job,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's not Travis's by the way, well
Speaker 1: he just okay, let's let's be real. Yeah, why does
Speaker 1: he have this one hundred million dollar podcasts because his
Speaker 1: girlfriend's girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: With I mean, I don't know, I'm sure it's entertaining.
Speaker 1: I've never listened to it. I've seen maybe clips sometimes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think people might actually like his brother better than him.
Speaker 2: And I don't know. I think his brother is like
Speaker 2: really supposedly really funny. Yeah, and I could see that, yeah,
Speaker 2: just like and I think it's very masculine based. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hold on testoster going on there? Yeah? Yeah, but still,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, anyway, what is your point? What's
Speaker 2: going on here? You asked?
Speaker 1: We started to talk about one hundred and fifty episodes
Speaker 1: is a major peach? It is, right? And I said, yes,
Speaker 1: especially for people like us, Yeah, who this is?
Speaker 2: Who don't This is not.
Speaker 1: Our primary job, right, not our primary source of income,
Speaker 1: you know whatever? Yeah, right, for us to be consistent
Speaker 1: and growing and continue to deliver great podcasts, and you
Speaker 1: know we have you know, hopefully we won't be stopping
Speaker 1: anytime soon.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I haven't wanted to quit, like you know
Speaker 2: right nowhere in this one hundred and fifty have I
Speaker 2: wanted to be like, Okay, I'm done, right, I'm tired
Speaker 2: of talking, right exactly? Yeah, no, exactly?
Speaker 1: Think about like, have there been how many episodes of
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Potomac?
Speaker 2: Have there been over one hundred? No? Yeah, we passed
Speaker 2: one hundred. Oh, is it. Yeah, a past hundred I
Speaker 2: think I think season eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, so a little over one hundred and you probably
Speaker 1: wanted to quit.
Speaker 2: One hundred times, yeah, one hundred dinads. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: still growing and it's thriving over there. But I've never
Speaker 2: I've never said to myself, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 2: do the podcast right ever? Yeah, yeah, so that's a blessing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's awesome. Yeah, thank you to everyone.
Speaker 1: So because we're so appreciative, I'm so excited about the
Speaker 1: our milestone.
Speaker 2: We have a little giveaway. We have a little giveaway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and listen to the instruction owns. We've got a couple
Speaker 2: of rules and regulations. I think we're giving away something
Speaker 2: because you know, Robin don't want to give away nothing
Speaker 2: to ever, So thank god that is not true.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So in honor of the Reason Shady one
Speaker 1: hundred and fiftieth episode, we're doing a giveaway.
Speaker 2: Prizes.
Speaker 1: You will win is a one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: gift card like a Visa gift card. Yes, so cash,
Speaker 1: however you want to spend it? Right, that's coming out
Speaker 1: of me and Jazelle's pocket.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and you know how Robin feels about that. No,
Speaker 2: we know how Jazelle feels. Really, I'm the cheap one exactly.
Speaker 1: Some reasonably shady merch Okay, okay, love that could be
Speaker 1: a paddle, a mug, a T shirt or hoodie. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love that, and a personalized message from Robin and Joseelle.
Speaker 2: Yes. So how do they go about winning this giveaway?
Speaker 1: So for them to win the giveaway, they have to
Speaker 1: be following reasonably shady on Instagram boot, they have to
Speaker 1: subscribe to our YouTube channel, Blue Blue. They have to
Speaker 1: tag a friend in the comments. Every tag counts as
Speaker 1: an entry, and you have to share this, share the
Speaker 1: post in your story and tag us yes, and you'll
Speaker 1: earn an extra entry for every share. Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: love that. So we are going to post and it's
Speaker 1: how do we pick the winner? It's like a random
Speaker 1: it's random picker.
Speaker 2: Okay, So like, oh my god, No, that means Mohammed
Speaker 2: is going to be like dmming me, like Jessee I
Speaker 2: gotta win, like me Me is gonna DM me Jesse,
Speaker 2: I gotta be the winner.
Speaker 1: Like people are gonna be like the Ali Hawkin me,
Speaker 1: the Alli Hawkins family. They're coming for me, they're gonna
Speaker 1: like okay, so really we're just randomizing this, okay, we're
Speaker 1: not know it's like no, it's like a system, like
Speaker 1: like a it goes into it. There's like an app,
Speaker 1: so the computer picks yes, thank god.
Speaker 2: Ye so so noing, so sorry everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we cannot, you know, pick your name because we
Speaker 1: are putting it in an app, which is like a
Speaker 1: comment picker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I am taking bribes okay that part. Y'all
Speaker 2: want to send me a little cash yet?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, exactly right FO one hundred and fifty dollars, Yes,
Speaker 1: so I can just give it back to you exactly.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so make sure that you're a you are tuning
Speaker 1: into our reasonably shady Instagram account so that you can
Speaker 1: enter to win the contest celebrating hour one hundred and
Speaker 1: fiftieth episode.
Speaker 2: I love that. Okay, moving on to other bigger and
Speaker 2: snippier things. So I want to talk about vaseectimes because
Speaker 2: oh wait, didn't we talk about that already? You and
Speaker 2: I talked about it. We talked about it offline, dude,
Speaker 2: I thought to be at it was offline? Oh yes, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: we just talked about it so okay, I'm curious and
Speaker 2: we want to hear from our male listeners. Okay, why
Speaker 2: do you want to talk about vaseectimes? Somebody I know
Speaker 2: might want to get one, okay, and I need this
Speaker 2: is intel, Okay, I mean I'm not having any kids, okay, Yes,
Speaker 2: So I asked someone close to me that I know
Speaker 2: that has had one. Okay, And because the curiosity was,
Speaker 2: if there's no more sperm, right, then the right has
Speaker 2: got to be different, yes, right, right, I would assume. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, you can't see the sperm, so
Speaker 2: there's still like the sensation, yes, but there, but the
Speaker 2: sperm is dead, but there's no nothing comes out yet. No,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. So I was thinking nothing's coming
Speaker 2: out right, He's like, no, it's still you still get
Speaker 2: a squirt, right, but there's just nothing in the squirt.
Speaker 2: What Because it's because the sperm is microscopic.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there, so the the liquid that comes out
Speaker 1: right is not technically sperm, but there are sperm in
Speaker 1: the liquid the ejaculation or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you still get the liquid okay, but and
Speaker 2: it's still like forceful okay. Okay, So we're asking guys
Speaker 2: to like, let us know whether we're talking correct or
Speaker 2: and correct?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, if you've had a a sect me, or really,
Speaker 1: if you've had a asseect me, has it changed your
Speaker 1: sex life?
Speaker 2: Like yes? Or in what way? Yeah? And in what way? Right?
Speaker 2: For the for the better?
Speaker 1: Right? And she's asking this because yes, someone she's talking
Speaker 1: to you wants to protect me.
Speaker 2: And she's like, is it how and what's that gonna
Speaker 2: do for me? Wait a minute, what's the down time? Right?
Speaker 2: What's the downtime? That's that's a good question, right is
Speaker 2: it from? Because I've heard different things. I heard it's
Speaker 2: two weeks downtime. Huh to heel up, Yeah, I've heard
Speaker 2: two months. Okay, what's the downtime? Okay, yeah, okay, the end,
Speaker 2: that's it right, So let us not By the way,
Speaker 2: I actually saw something recently on Instagram. It was a
Speaker 2: video of this old couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like old, old and wrinkly okay, and they have
Speaker 1: like a three year old.
Speaker 2: Whose egg is that? And true?
Speaker 1: And they said, well they might have been you know
Speaker 1: some people age little rougher.
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, so they look old.
Speaker 1: So in the in the caption, they're like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a twenty five year old or twenty three old,
Speaker 1: twenty one year old, and my husband got a vasectomy
Speaker 1: and now we have a three year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah with what egg? She's lying.
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's it's it's so the vasectomy sometimes,
Speaker 1: oh it doesn't work, not work, yes, or kids or reverses.
Speaker 1: So so it worked clearly for however many years and
Speaker 1: then stopped working.
Speaker 2: Or she got pregnant by someone else. About the ups
Speaker 2: many are the ups man who has hot them things
Speaker 2: is sexy. I'd be on my so you know how
Speaker 2: we feel about the ups man because you you have
Speaker 2: hit me. Yes, So when I'm not home and they come,
Speaker 2: I just be watching them on my camera. I'm like, oh, sexy, yes,
Speaker 2: get into a ups Yeah, she lying right, she is
Speaker 2: gotten impregnated by someone else, because I don't know, I
Speaker 2: mean they were, they were. I think that that happening
Speaker 2: is like niney nine point nine percent.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, It probably doesn't happen often, but there's a
Speaker 1: chance it could happen. So I'm just telling you, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's right.
Speaker 2: You don't have them, you don't have a uterus. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: she's not like getting pregnant, all right. I have no eggs,
Speaker 2: no nothing, I have no carry all right.
Speaker 1: I was you know, I was worried. I was thinking,
Speaker 1: he's worried. Yeah, and then I realized.
Speaker 2: You don't have yeah, And I haven't pregnated the world.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have not impregnant populated. I haven't populated
Speaker 2: the world. You've populated. Okay, So, speaking of breaking up,
Speaker 2: I watched the j Lo documentary. I needed to because
Speaker 2: a girlfriend of my calm. Have you seen that documentary.
Speaker 2: It's the making of that movie, not a movie. It
Speaker 2: was making of a music video, slash movie. But so
Speaker 2: there's a documentary of the making of that, right, And
Speaker 2: it was like talking about her relation, her love, her
Speaker 2: relationship with Ben. That's the movie, but it was the
Speaker 2: documentary was like behind the scenes. So they just like talking.
Speaker 2: I've been married four times now. I used to be
Speaker 2: terrified to be alone. I didn't know what to say
Speaker 2: to by myself. I am decided to tell my story
Speaker 2: and I've never shared with anybody in the world. This
Speaker 2: is the only interesting part of it, because I was
Speaker 2: just like, I want to see if there were signs
Speaker 2: here that this was going left. Yes, the entire thing
Speaker 2: is a sign that one why because Ben said, I
Speaker 2: don't like this, this, this I don't like every five
Speaker 2: seconds our life is on display. Okay, this man used
Speaker 2: to write her love letters. She kept them and put
Speaker 2: them in a book. She took the book and gave
Speaker 2: it to producers oh god, and said make a video.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh. And so they are then asking Ben about
Speaker 2: the things that he said in the letters, and he's like,
Speaker 2: what letters? What y'all read that? What? Like it's so
Speaker 2: cringe worthy to you? Okay. All this man wanted to
Speaker 2: do was love her and peace. Wow, he can't have
Speaker 2: no peace. Right now. I'm not saying Ben is innocent here.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's got issues. We all do. But Ben
Speaker 2: tried to tell you, j Low, he wanted to marry
Speaker 2: you in peace. But he moved forward with it even
Speaker 2: after that totally. Then he rationalized in his head and
Speaker 2: he said he made some analogy like you know, you
Speaker 2: can't tell a fisherman that you hate water, right, Like,
Speaker 2: if you're got married a fisherman, you got to really understand. Okay.
Speaker 2: So he was willing to bend. He was willing to
Speaker 2: bend because he was basically saying, like all this social
Speaker 2: media shit and like you know, you having to put
Speaker 2: every second on display. I have to understand. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but enough is enough? Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Enough is enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So maybe he you know, I don't know, maybe he
Speaker 1: thought he could handle it, right, Yeah, he thought like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can, I can.
Speaker 2: This is what it is. This is what I'm signing
Speaker 2: up for her. I love her so much.
Speaker 1: Did they Okay? Outside of that though, I remember just
Speaker 1: seeing them all the time being like so super affectionate,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: So she was trying to get other celebrities to like
Speaker 2: be in this movie thing. So they show her calling
Speaker 2: Jane Fonda of her asking Jane Fonda to be in it,
Speaker 2: and Jane was like, I don't know, like why are
Speaker 2: you doing this? Like every time we see you guys,
Speaker 2: y'all are like all kissing and like, why are you
Speaker 2: putting all that out there? Like Jane was trying to
Speaker 2: tell you, girl, and you would refuse. So she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's just us. The entire thing was ego. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: you were doing this based off of ego, Jennifer right,
Speaker 2: and it cost you your.
Speaker 1: Marriage and she liked she probably now looking back, really
Speaker 1: liked that attention that that got like all of the
Speaker 1: public displays of affection. Yeah, she liked that, yes, because
Speaker 1: we know that she likes to be in public.
Speaker 2: But at what cost? Somebody emailed us one time and
Speaker 2: was like, what is that with all the jalo hate?
Speaker 2: I gotta find the thing. It's in one of these Okay,
Speaker 2: So did did did we tell people how to Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we told him how to tag and post it all.
Speaker 2: We did it already. All right. Can we talk about
Speaker 2: the DNC because that was like a moment, Okay, the
Speaker 2: Democraticational Committee. We talked how many weeks ago? Was that
Speaker 2: it was a very long time ago. But I just
Speaker 2: want one thing to say. Okay, okay, that was a
Speaker 2: little while ago, y'all. But it was like the best
Speaker 2: thing that we had ever seen in a very long time.
Speaker 2: I know. They had DJ. Know if you bring a
Speaker 2: DJ anywhere, it just gets better. Yes, So that's like
Speaker 2: a should be a theme for life. Oh, bring a
Speaker 2: DJ with you. All you need is a DJ. Well,
Speaker 2: that's like back in the day, people used to walk
Speaker 2: walk around with the boom box on the shoulder, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: and they were called crazy, I think no.
Speaker 1: They would walk down the street, yes, and as they're
Speaker 1: walking everyone your mood would live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like and you feel good about yourself? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: I just felt like, you know, a DJ changes everything, and.
Speaker 1: That's why I travel with my little speaker all the time.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: You know, people won't be mad at me for playing
Speaker 1: somebody's words on the speaker, like, no, the speaker is.
Speaker 2: Life, the speaker is light. Yes, listen, I'm sure that
Speaker 2: other people on the other side, which they had thought
Speaker 2: of it, but the Democratic National Convention thought of it first, right.
Speaker 2: Whoever put that together was genius. And life should be
Speaker 2: about a DJ. All you need, I'm gonna start dating
Speaker 2: a DJ. Okay, yeah, all right, he's gonna he's gonna
Speaker 2: play music to get my panties off. Yes, that's probably
Speaker 2: not hard, right, So so you know what, it's funny.
Speaker 2: You should not say that the whole.
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, I should not say that, but you know
Speaker 1: it's funny.
Speaker 2: When I was watching it, I've never sat and watched
Speaker 2: a roll call. No, like, I've never done that.
Speaker 1: And we literally sat there and for I sat there
Speaker 1: for an hour or so watching a roll call.
Speaker 2: But like, why, how why hasn't it been to tune
Speaker 2: of a DJ? Yeah, like it's a roll call, like
Speaker 2: roll call, Like, okay, so black colleges, if there's ever
Speaker 2: a roll call, I'm making this up. It's always music involved.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's always a beat involved. Yes, so yeah,
Speaker 2: give me the beat. Yeah. Yeah. They now they have
Speaker 2: to do every year now every four years. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: But can you can you imagine though I hate to
Speaker 2: say it, and this is we're like, this was a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago. Can you imagine if Joe Biden was
Speaker 2: our nominee? No roll call? Right, no DJ that would
Speaker 2: not have worked out? And can you imagine that? No?
Speaker 2: I cannot. I love you Joe. We oh no, we
Speaker 2: do love Joe. I know Joe is you know. We
Speaker 2: just want him to rest, that's all. I just want
Speaker 2: Joe to just you know, I want him to be
Speaker 2: able to eat his apple sauce and go to bed
Speaker 2: when he feels like it. All right, So this is
Speaker 2: for you. So there has been a lawsuit because of
Speaker 2: the Ring camera. Oh so they have been sued by
Speaker 2: thousands of ring doorbell owners because they were hacked. Right. Oh,
Speaker 2: so I'm letting they were hacked and then you know,
Speaker 2: people's information was put out there. So I want to
Speaker 2: let you know that if I get this email because
Speaker 2: I have the ring. Okay, I get if I get
Speaker 2: this email. Yes, oh, I'm feeling out all the in
Speaker 2: from it. You want to sign up? What I get
Speaker 2: my money? Why? Why for that one? Well, I'm well, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm changing my tune, all of them moving forward, because
Speaker 2: you got your five dollars, I'm gonna put in.
Speaker 1: And now that Girell got by the way, his name
Speaker 1: is Jarrell.
Speaker 2: He actually posted. We didn't say his name is Jerrell. No,
Speaker 2: you know from Jerrold. You read his letter and you
Speaker 2: were like Jerrold and I was like, no, it's Jerrell. Okay, no,
Speaker 2: it is Jarrell.
Speaker 1: Of course you're round. So yes, he posts. He posted
Speaker 1: and tagged me in his story said he what do
Speaker 1: you call that thing?
Speaker 2: Phonetically spelled it?
Speaker 1: I mean it is phonetically spelled jire Girell Jared.
Speaker 2: That rhymes fire jay. So ring, I'm coming for you.
Speaker 2: I'm signing up. I'm getting my money good the end.
Speaker 2: By the way, I signed up for one the other day.
Speaker 2: It was Nike. Uh huh. It was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know Nike stock tanked and so oh I don't have
Speaker 2: Nike stock. You don't know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have Nike stock and it tanked, and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to get some money for that and I signed
Speaker 1: up for it.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna get money because the stock I
Speaker 2: don't I didn't read all the words. You didn't read
Speaker 2: all those just a fine friends. Yeah, it's like if
Speaker 2: you have if you have Nike stock, that fill this out? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: okay before you read that, it's the last thing I
Speaker 2: have to say. So South Korea, because this is the
Speaker 2: falls in line with the fact that this man went
Speaker 2: on a date with me he didn't have a tooth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I might move to South Korea because they're paying people
Speaker 2: thirty eight thousand dollars to find a husband or a wife. Wait,
Speaker 2: south Korea, thirty eight thousand dollars to find me a husband? Okay,
Speaker 2: so that would alleviate me having to go on dates
Speaker 2: with people with no teeth.
Speaker 1: But they're paying, they're pretty much they're encouraging people to
Speaker 1: get married. Yes, So is that alleviating you from Well,
Speaker 1: they might they might have a dating pool that they
Speaker 1: put together.
Speaker 2: Is that what it really? Maybe? I think they're just
Speaker 2: it's like an incentive to get married, right, so oh
Speaker 2: so then yeah, okay, now my way so then now
Speaker 2: now it's just like Lottie died and everybody trying to
Speaker 2: exactly no never right.
Speaker 1: So you so at least he at least he's just
Speaker 1: missing one tooth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be missing all teeth hard right down.
Speaker 2: Teeth are important people, and me of all people, as
Speaker 2: much as I'm like, oh my god, teeth are important
Speaker 2: and your teeth got to be white and blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: you show up with not one right right here in
Speaker 2: the front right snag on. That's crazy, that's crazy. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have a random question for you. Yeah, and by
Speaker 2: the way, it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: Yes, So on your birthday, can you think of any
Speaker 1: weird purchases that you that you've made.
Speaker 2: That purchase lately?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like random weird I can, I can probably.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you have?
Speaker 1: So I recently purchased a cameltoe cover?
Speaker 2: Okay, you can explain to people what cameltoe is. I will. Okay,
Speaker 2: So let's say you have ladies have on leggings and
Speaker 2: you can see like the imprint of their vagina. Yes,
Speaker 2: that is called cameltoe.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so I have a problem, Like I swear,
Speaker 1: I feel like every legging I put on gives me cameltoe,
Speaker 1: It doesn't give you cameltoe.
Speaker 2: You can just you just have cameltoe in those leggings. Right,
Speaker 2: So what does the camelto stopper look like?
Speaker 1: It's like a piece of like silicone. It's like a
Speaker 1: a silicone like pad kind of yes, Okay, yes, it's
Speaker 1: like it's almost like a silicone pantyliner.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it. And you just like put it in
Speaker 2: the you know, in the front air the front area.
Speaker 2: Does that make you sweat? So I tried it on.
Speaker 2: Does it does it adhere to Yes?
Speaker 1: So there's like a sticky okay, Right, So so I
Speaker 1: just like tried it on to see like, okay, am
Speaker 1: I gonna like go out with this and it you know,
Speaker 1: you look in a mirror like, oh okay, that works,
Speaker 1: Like I don't see my camel toe. But I'm just
Speaker 1: like this ship is going to make me sweat.
Speaker 2: Bullets, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like, So, yeah, so yeah, I might not have cameltoe,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be freaking I'm gonna have a big
Speaker 1: old sweat.
Speaker 2: Puddle, yes, in my crutch. Yeah. So, so which one
Speaker 2: is better? Cameltoe or sweat? Puddle. They both suck. I
Speaker 2: can't like the camelto.
Speaker 1: I'm so conscious of it, like I have it right now,
Speaker 1: but because I'm sitting down, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but like you have to think the pad
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no cameltoe right now. Okay, these leggings give me cameto.
Speaker 1: But there's some leggings that it's I think it's because
Speaker 1: I have a long torso and so.
Speaker 2: Oh so you have to pull up your pants higher. Yes,
Speaker 2: and it's yeah coochie area. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I wish some leggings companies would make leggings for
Speaker 1: like longer torsos.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I'm saying. Like then he's like
Speaker 2: really addressed this problem for me.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a huge problem. Yes, but I was so
Speaker 1: desperate that I went on Amazon. I went on Amazon
Speaker 1: and I searched for cameltoe covers and I found him.
Speaker 2: Wow is that crazy? This so this is really a thing.
Speaker 2: It's really a thing. I think you can search anything
Speaker 2: on Amazon. Yeah, is so crazy. Anytime it's just like.
Speaker 1: Wow, yes, you think it's something that you need and
Speaker 1: you go on Amazon and it's there.
Speaker 2: And it's there, and then you buy it and it
Speaker 2: comes like the next day. Yes, it's amazing. I can't
Speaker 2: really think of anything I think recently I bought. I'm
Speaker 2: still actually still waiting for it to come. Like a
Speaker 2: big thing of cinnamon because they say that if you
Speaker 2: put that on your trash can, the raccoons will not. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's a distract, distract, deterrent for live animals. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, I'll like you to know how that work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let me know how that work. Yeah, because the deer
Speaker 2: is the zest. Yeah, so cinnamon is for raccoons. Okay, Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, that's good to know, very good to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I have a letter to read. This is a
Speaker 1: follow up for from something that you talked about on
Speaker 1: the podcast. So this says Aloha. My name is Floyd
Speaker 1: and I'm from Hawaii and I love you too. I've
Speaker 1: listened to all one hundred and forty seven episodes you
Speaker 1: have done and cannot get enough. I listened on my
Speaker 1: way to work and from work and pretty much anytime
Speaker 1: I'm in my car. Robin, I'm so said you will
Speaker 1: not be on rhop. They're making a huge mistake.
Speaker 2: I'm writing I know when it premieres. I'm not telling
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna tell Robin Lade.
Speaker 1: Okay, yay, any day noway, ain't coming. I'm writing you
Speaker 1: folks because Gizelle you said you came to Hawaii and
Speaker 1: we don't know about personal space.
Speaker 2: I'm writing, don't come with me. No, No, he's just
Speaker 2: inform me, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm writing to inform you folks that yes, it is
Speaker 1: a cultural thing. Oh really, Okay, we come close to
Speaker 1: share the aloha spirit and we welcome you into our ohana,
Speaker 1: meaning we love you like family.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: It is like a term of endearment. And it's not
Speaker 1: mean to be intrusive. Now, if they were in your
Speaker 1: face being rude, that would have been a different story totally,
Speaker 1: but seems that was not the case. No, anyways, love
Speaker 1: you too so much, and you should come to the
Speaker 1: island of Oahu and do a show.
Speaker 2: I would be there that way, okay. So okay, so
Speaker 2: I wasn't crazy, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: This and actually we got two letters about Hawaii. It's
Speaker 1: another one I should find it explaining the you're talking
Speaker 1: about the lani. Then the person that, yes, that bought
Speaker 1: all the land, uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were they mad about it too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there was it was them colonizing pretty much
Speaker 1: like almost like gentrification type of situation.
Speaker 2: Which I don't think is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I have a question for you. Yep, this
Speaker 1: is from Coco, Hi, ladies. My question is for Giselle.
Speaker 1: What was your reaction when you found out you were
Speaker 1: having twins? And do you have a history of twins
Speaker 1: in your family?
Speaker 2: I think I've talked about this now, yeah, maybe. So
Speaker 2: when I found out I was having twins, I was
Speaker 2: Grace was ten months old. Okay, so a ten month
Speaker 2: old cannot walk, cannot pee in a toilet or poop
Speaker 2: in a toilet, and I was pregnant, and I went
Speaker 2: to the doctor and now I did a sonogram and
Speaker 2: they were like, you're having two more and I cried,
Speaker 2: like bent over, crying, like standing up, bent over, like yes.
Speaker 2: And so I'm screaming at the lady at the sonogram lady,
Speaker 2: who is a nondescript sonogram lady. I'm like, what the shit,
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean? I was like, I have
Speaker 2: a ten month old at home. So she was like
Speaker 2: a lady, I don't care. Like she just was like
Speaker 2: get out of here. So went into my car and
Speaker 2: cried big tears and then I called Jamal and he
Speaker 2: was like yay. Of course he says yay, because what
Speaker 2: diaper has he changed? So I really thought I was
Speaker 2: being punished for something that I did. And then when
Speaker 2: they got here, I thought I was really being punished.
Speaker 2: But now it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 2: It is, Yes, totally. And there's twins. So Jamal's grandmother
Speaker 2: was a twin. Okay, I think my grandfather's brothers were twins.
Speaker 2: There's twins in there somewhere. So we had it on
Speaker 2: both sides. Okay, okay, yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 1: And so did you when you were like, you know,
Speaker 1: having when you were thinking about having kids or getting
Speaker 1: pregnant because you think there was a possibility of you
Speaker 1: having twins.
Speaker 2: Because I didn't know. I didn't know Jamal's grandmother mother
Speaker 2: was a twin. God, I was like, wow, now's the
Speaker 2: time to tell me. Yeah, but they have been like
Speaker 2: the biggest blessing that's ever happened to me in my
Speaker 2: entire life. Yes, so I feel that I feel you
Speaker 2: on that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Here's another letter, Hi, Robin and Jozelle. This is from
Speaker 1: kristin Mount Castle. Just thought i'd give an honest report.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I know that's what I said when I
Speaker 1: first saw them. Okay, oh gosh, she says, I've always
Speaker 1: been a supporter of Robin, and Mama has always been
Speaker 1: a supporter of Gazelle.
Speaker 2: Wook because it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: Yes, each of us feeling indifferent about the other, but
Speaker 1: I feel safe in saying that because once the both
Speaker 1: of us started listening to your podcast, we now.
Speaker 2: Love both of you.
Speaker 1: Hey, yay, much love to you, Giselle, and sending love
Speaker 1: from my mama to Robin. We truly appreciate getting a
Speaker 1: tiny glimpse of your lives from your narration. If your
Speaker 1: perspectives could be filmed as two hilarious entrepreneurs who devotingly
Speaker 1: mother two different gendered active families, that would be far
Speaker 1: more interesting. Sincerely, Kristen M. So, it's so funny, like
Speaker 1: when I first saw the first line, just thought I'd
Speaker 1: give it on support home.
Speaker 2: Oh lord, but now that's sine people. It's weird because people,
Speaker 2: I mean, we are similar, but we are very different,
Speaker 2: and people pick up on it. Even with the edited
Speaker 2: Potomac right, it might be a little harder to pick up.
Speaker 2: I would think it'd be a little harder pick up
Speaker 2: like differences in people. Yeah, but no you can catch
Speaker 2: it like right away, right, yes, but you.
Speaker 1: Know, I also you know, and this is like just
Speaker 1: one of the gripes that I think most people have
Speaker 1: about reality TV is that you really get like ten
Speaker 1: percent of the person, yes, you know, or like they
Speaker 1: they really dictate what they want to show you. So
Speaker 1: while you know, the Robin that you see on the
Speaker 1: podcast is the robin that shows up to film, they don't.
Speaker 1: They might not necessarily show that all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's I'm not that robin is not really worrying
Speaker 1: about the drama. You know, it's more like we're just
Speaker 1: having fun.
Speaker 2: And I always say, like if you if on Potomac,
Speaker 2: if you see yourself being great, that's one hundred percent
Speaker 2: of me. But if I'm not right, that's five percent, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, they show you what they want to show you,
Speaker 1: and they really, you know, I don't know, they got
Speaker 1: to they have a a show to make about drama
Speaker 1: and conflict and all that type of stuff.
Speaker 2: But it's entertainment, people, it's entertainment. Yes, you want one more? Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: give us one moment short one okay, because this is
Speaker 2: my birthday. I got to get out of here. I
Speaker 2: have things to do people. Okay, so this is just
Speaker 2: like a this is like a WTF. Okay, I love wtfs.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just like where this is? What are we
Speaker 1: doing in this world?
Speaker 2: Okay? All right, So.
Speaker 1: Lauren Cavalaro, she said, high ladies. I came across this
Speaker 1: post on Instagram the other day and immediately thought you
Speaker 1: could use it for one of your Instagram chronicle segments. Apparently,
Speaker 1: have you seen this? Sexy Red has a lip gloss
Speaker 1: line and the names she gave each one are crazy,
Speaker 1: like disgustingly nasty. I don't listen to her music, but
Speaker 1: I was shocked at the names. I can only imagine
Speaker 1: it was disgusting. Okay, give me too, I'll give you
Speaker 1: the names.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, we have for y'all. For those who don't
Speaker 2: know who Sexy Red is, she's an rapper, female rapper, yes, young, yes,
Speaker 2: who raps about I don't know. Pussy swallowing semen, yes,
Speaker 2: coucie juice and licking kuccie Okay, booty.
Speaker 1: Whole brown what mm hmm nut nut hm, pussy whole pink.
Speaker 2: Because she stole that from Beyonce, What Beyonce and why
Speaker 2: Beyonce song? She said, we're gonna paint the town pussy pink?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah really yeah? She does in the non yeah version,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it didn't make me think of a
Speaker 1: lipstick of like nass of like raunchy.
Speaker 2: No, no, yes, no yellow discharge?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What?
Speaker 2: Who? Okay? Yes for ellipstick? Yes? Got three? More right?
Speaker 2: Who wants to put that on their lips? Right? Gonorrhea,
Speaker 2: sexy Red, there's something wrong here? What blue balls? Blue balls?
Speaker 2: And last but not least sex on my period? I can't,
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm done. I am done, Sexy Red, you
Speaker 2: have disturbed my birth What has happened in this world? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 2: totally ruined. He has ruined my birthday. She has ruined
Speaker 2: your birthday. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: They're like so they're like the real kind of sheer,
Speaker 1: like a juicy stew kind of color. So they're not like,
Speaker 1: you know, so.
Speaker 2: There's like funny that's not cute.
Speaker 1: No, So there's like a blue one for blue balls,
Speaker 1: there's a green one for gonorrhea. There's like, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a whitish one.
Speaker 2: I'm disgusted yellow and I don't want, you know, to
Speaker 2: be like sweet sweet Green, Like we stole from Sweet Green.
Speaker 2: They send us a gift card. We're trashing sexy red.
Speaker 2: We do not want these glosses. We don't okay at all. Ever,
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