WEBVTT - | Ep 149 | Happy Birthday, Gizelle!!!

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shaddy. I am Jaselle Bryant.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? What's up? I'm Robert Dixon. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for being here. Yes, once again. And today's my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. Happy birthday to me. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>birthday girl. I'm the birthday girl, like it is your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be like celebrated every day. You want

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<v Speaker 2>someone to sing happy birthdays every day, every day every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to feel like it's my birthday every day.

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<v Speaker 1>But then when it's your birthday energy, when it's your birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's not special.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it'll it'll be like extra special.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yes, if you celebrate your birthday every day. I

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<v Speaker 1>did see someone something up, by the way, Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, thank you, Ron do you? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>I did see some someone say that their mother's their

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<v Speaker 1>mother's birthday is in the wintertime. Yes, and so she

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<v Speaker 1>threw herself a birthday party in like June or July

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<v Speaker 1>because she always, like you know, just she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate her birthday in the summertime.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, so it feels right, Yeah, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>like that. I like that. That's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you do that, you cannot celebrate your

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<v Speaker 1>birthday on your birthday. You can't have two birthday celebrations.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to have it? A hell you won't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm not coming. I'm like if I have more

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<v Speaker 2>than one celebration, You're like, hell no. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're like, if you're like, come to my

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<v Speaker 1>birthday party on September ninth, and then you turn around

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, come to my birthday party on June first,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be like, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>How about you say what? Should just throw a party?

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<v Speaker 1>So I just said, okay, if you if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a I like, if you're a December birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>you have summertime birthday, just okay, it's your birthday, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner, whatever, but then don't have a party

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<v Speaker 1>or a celebration or a gathering.

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<v Speaker 2>Just delay it until you delay it. Okay. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna keep y'all posts, keep you posted on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a shady moment? I have several. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get something off my chest right here. So

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<v Speaker 2>talk to my daughter yesterday. Yeah, Angel who goes to Spelman. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm putting them on blasts. Typically, I don't talk about

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<v Speaker 2>where my children are because I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>that they are safe. But Spelman is like a lockdown situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you're not coming in and out. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's safe. Okay, good, but she's hot. Okay, her room

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<v Speaker 2>last night, they have a temperature gauge in their room. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ninety one, ninety one degrees in my child's unair conditioned dorm.

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<v Speaker 2>And Spelman, y'all think this, Okay, misery. So I talked

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<v Speaker 2>Angel situition, it's about like fifty all in it's like

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<v Speaker 2>fifty four. Yeah, so all it's misery. I called her.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I told her I'm sending her an air

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<v Speaker 2>conditioning unit. Right. They were like, She's like, Mommy, if

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<v Speaker 2>you send it to me, they're gonna confiscate it. Why. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, because you know, it's like the building

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<v Speaker 2>can't handle the electricity. Right. Okay, So Spelman, I'm sending

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<v Speaker 2>my child an electricity right in, an air conditioning unit.

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<v Speaker 2>I be damned if y'all confiscated. Right, Okay, there's number one,

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<v Speaker 2>number two, This is twenty twenty four, like why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you all have any type of air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's insane, that's uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>She said she woke up like three times in the night. Yes, right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is inhumane. Right, this is my child. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>sleep like that. You cannot sleep like that. It is

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<v Speaker 2>not productive. Spellman. You want to act like you're the

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<v Speaker 2>number one HBCU in the country, really, right, you should

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<v Speaker 2>until you get air conditioning, you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>And so all of so your other daughters have air

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<v Speaker 1>condition yes, Grace in Florida, she has air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh? And what's her name? Odor in Hampton air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>Criminals in jail have air conditioning. Angel does not. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a problem here. Yeah, okay, Spellman, fix its quick. I

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<v Speaker 2>called ja Ma Brian. I said, get it, because you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's in Atlanta. I said, get over there, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>drive over there right now. I'm going off. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>just all like God, and I'm on top of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on top of it. I said, this is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the most ridiculous. Why would you even think

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay to do it? And then then this the kicker, Spelman.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like y'all don't have money, right, y'all get

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<v Speaker 2>endowment after endowment after endowment. God damn it, they fixed

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<v Speaker 2>this so many contributions and donations. Yes, they should have

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<v Speaker 2>like a what do you call a trailer like that

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<v Speaker 2>that they can pull up and pump a seat into

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<v Speaker 2>that thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, so spell may do. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>fix it? A mad black woman is coming, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all don't want that, all right? So how have they

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<v Speaker 2>gotten away with that for so long? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, who are the other mothers that haven't

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<v Speaker 2>said enough is enough? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, I remember I went to Maryland freshman year.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not have air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we have to put our fans in the window.

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<v Speaker 2>She angel has nine fans in my little last room.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine nine fans. I'm like so pissed off. Yeah, that's crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>And it got so sweet. She's like, well, mom, they

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<v Speaker 2>said it's gonna be okay in October. Goddamn it, it's

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<v Speaker 2>our September.

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<v Speaker 1>It's September, so I assume the building it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's old, right, It's really old.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been there forever.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know how they can actually put an

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioning unit.

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<v Speaker 2>In it in the building.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, but they should do something to improve the electricity

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<v Speaker 1>so that they can handle the load of the of

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<v Speaker 1>the air conditioning unit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, or just put a bomb in the building and

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<v Speaker 2>start over. I'm down with that. But what we're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do is this. Yeah, this is this is terrible. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's not even my shady moment. This is my

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<v Speaker 2>shady So yes, spell me your shady I have spell

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<v Speaker 2>I have shady moment Part two. Okay, Okay, I went

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<v Speaker 2>on a date, yeah recently, Okay, to our place, Xenia.

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<v Speaker 2>You were around the corner from me. That's my shady moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute. In the entire time, I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>the door because I'm like, if Robin walks in right now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is my shady moment. Okay, I'm on a date. I

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<v Speaker 2>was on a date. So what you could have been like,

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<v Speaker 2>come come meet me in the bathroom. I should have

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to tell you why. So I went on

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<v Speaker 2>a date with this guy out of I was set

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<v Speaker 2>up through a person because Erica set me up with

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<v Speaker 2>this guy. He's friends with a guy Eric knows she's

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<v Speaker 2>never met this guy. Okay, so cool shady, okay, right right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's getting it's getting worse. So we get there and

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<v Speaker 2>I picked the place. He gets there before me. We

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<v Speaker 2>sit down and you know, they're all excited because we

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<v Speaker 2>go in there all time, so they're all excited that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm there. So we sit down and he's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like talking softly, and he kind of just was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I got something to oh. You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of had a rough day. And I was like okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and he said, yeah, you know, I went to the

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<v Speaker 2>dentist and they didn't like really have everything ready for me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, what does that mean. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I didn't get my tooth. He does not

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<v Speaker 2>have a tooth in the front of his mouth. He

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<v Speaker 2>does not have a tooth in the front of his mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said to him, because I'm like, mind you,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with my people, I'm at a restaurant, they know me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm sitting there with a man with no tea.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, player you, why didn't you reschedule this? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I eating with a man with no teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>This is oh? I was done behind you. The restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>is packed. Everybody's like look glancing at the table, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like so embarrassed. So oh, the manager, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>at the owner comes to me. He was like heyes,

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<v Speaker 2>a because there was a table in the corner that

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<v Speaker 2>just walked got up. He's like, I'm gonna move you

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<v Speaker 2>guys to the corner. O. Great, Great. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>anyone to see us with one ever one tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>And it looking now where you now, you can like

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<v Speaker 1>only look at the fact that he has.

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<v Speaker 2>No two yes, And I don't care if he gets

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<v Speaker 2>a whole new set of thirty two teeth right, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>never be able to get that out of my mind

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<v Speaker 2>that I saw you with the fact that you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have teeth. So you didn't notice it until he told you. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>because the way that his mouth is formed, like in

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<v Speaker 2>order for me to see it, he laughed, Like when

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<v Speaker 2>he laughed, I could see that he doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>tooth in the front of his mouth. So I immediately

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like wanting to call Erica. I'm like so uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like trying to get through it. I'm like counting

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<v Speaker 2>down the time. I'm like, you know, I'm like counting down.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, bring me my food right now so I

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<v Speaker 2>can eat, so I can leave. Oh, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, I can't. Oh this is what he

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<v Speaker 2>says to me in the date. He was like, he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, you know, I'm really really you're looking

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<v Speaker 2>for like like the woman. He was like the Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan of women, And oh my god, what he was

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<v Speaker 2>like looking at me, like he found the Michael Jordan

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<v Speaker 2>of women. So I was like, are you the Bulls Organization?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Phil Knight? I was like, you might be

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<v Speaker 2>wanting to look for Scottie Pippen, right, like somebody on

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<v Speaker 2>the bench like what are you talking? You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a tooth? Blair, like what? And you want to look

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<v Speaker 2>for Jordan's you don't have a toe the Michael Jordans

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<v Speaker 2>of women, I said, get me out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>That actually is worse than the Coretta Scott King like, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's worse than he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking for the Michael Jordan of women? And right, and

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<v Speaker 2>what is he of men? That's a cook? I should

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<v Speaker 2>have asked him, is he of men? Bugs? Bunny? And

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<v Speaker 2>something like what the hell? Roger rabbit? All right, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a tooth. You don't. You're not looking for anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have teeth. Why are we on a date?

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you cancel? I was? And what happened to

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<v Speaker 2>his tooth? Anyway? I don't know, but it's at the

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<v Speaker 2>dentist apparently. Yeah, he should have canceled, should have rescheduled.

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<v Speaker 1>That rescheduled like you like like you get one shot,

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<v Speaker 1>one shot, You get one shot to make a great

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<v Speaker 1>and first pression.

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<v Speaker 2>And you blew it, player, you blew it. I never

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<v Speaker 2>actually want to see you again. Oh my god. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's a nice guy. Yeah, funny we you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we keep keyed a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, okay, so you can't so you can't say, like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I appreciate for him for being raw, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he said. He said, I thought you'd give

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<v Speaker 2>me credit for being what do you say, confident enough

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<v Speaker 2>to come without a tooth? Okay? What?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want anyone to be that goddamn confident. No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's like, once you've been married for like three years,

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<v Speaker 1>then then you can roll around me with your years

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<v Speaker 1>thirty thirty year marriage and you can you could come

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<v Speaker 1>home without a tooth, Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Until then. No, maybe he was testing you to see

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<v Speaker 2>what to see how you would react to him not

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<v Speaker 2>having a tooth. He'll never know, I'll never see him again.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he follow up with you after? Of course? And

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, so you know, oh no at the date? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so that day, the dead day was a Friday, saying,

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<v Speaker 2>he says, so, you know, like, what you doing tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>I said tomorrow? I said what? Like? He's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not busy tomorrow, maybe we can hang out,

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<v Speaker 2>he said. I said, I think I'm busy. He said Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what player what? I'm busy for life? You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have teeth, I said. I feel like saying, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know who I am? You're not curious to see

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<v Speaker 2>how he looks with the tooth? No, I'm not. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I listen, he not for me. He's for someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not for Jazelle Bryant's I mean, is he rich?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. No, he's not. I don't say that. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my my my account is probably larger than his. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>moving on, those are my two shady moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. Okay, So my shady moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like kind of like it happened a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago. But our recent post about how many

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<v Speaker 1>blocked accounts do we have, like yeah, just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, yes and clearly And I said this in

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<v Speaker 2>the comments section. Stop asking me to ask Robin to

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<v Speaker 2>unblock you, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave me out of this. But but people will ask

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<v Speaker 1>me the same for you. I mean I had a

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<v Speaker 1>guy message me that same day. He's like, yeah, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>your I told your friend some I told her somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in like the yellow dress she had on, and she

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<v Speaker 1>blocked me, and you tell her I'm blocked or nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but yeah, but I'll have people message me and say,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I don't know why she blocked me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you ask her to unblock me? I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>she's not going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Now like no, I'm sorry, but no one is going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Like now, go into their settings and they're blocked message

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<v Speaker 1>list and then type in a name and I'm blocklocked.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's never happened. Once you're blocked, you're blocked, you're blocked.

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<v Speaker 1>It's done. So speaking of being black, I think I need.

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<v Speaker 2>To block my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>What not gladys why I want to block her from

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<v Speaker 1>my page and from reason reasonably shady page.

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<v Speaker 2>I got why. She called me one day.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, so, why did you need sixty four forks?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'm like, are you calling to talk?

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<v Speaker 1>This what you're calling me?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like she wants to know? She was like yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, I was like, we ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of forks and we need a fork. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>and you took sixty four forks And I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Glad, it's get her. Get her. Yes, sweet Green, I

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<v Speaker 2>get coming for You're coming for you, Sweet Green. Appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been eaten all my sweet Green. Yes, we went

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<v Speaker 2>to Sweet Green too. So she was like, Rob, don't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. You should not be doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, this is what you're calling me for. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the only reason you call me for. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like guess I said, okay, Well, I'm going to hang

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<v Speaker 1>up now, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm blocking her.

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<v Speaker 1>She has one more time, one more time to question

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<v Speaker 1>more time, but you do what is yes, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>blocking her.

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<v Speaker 2>You damn she's getting blocked. Yes, it's hot out here

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<v Speaker 2>in the streets, like I'm forty five years old. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but she can question why you did something. She should

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<v Speaker 2>not have judgment on it, but she can question it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if I'm sharing it, that means I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>up what anyone thinks.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no shame, like mother, I don't care. Gladys.

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<v Speaker 2>You can call me. I'll tell you why Robin did it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just call me. I can't. I don't give about my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna say right now, Ma, I care. You

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<v Speaker 2>can call me and ask me. Really my mother your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>So if your mother questions you about something that you

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<v Speaker 2>all the time and you just like, ma, what stop? Right? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, goodbye, this conversation is over over, Yes, like what

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<v Speaker 1>time you picking my kids up? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the end? The end? All that? That's funny. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're about to approach next week our one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fiftieth Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>This is our one hundred and forty ninth reasonably shady episode.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a major feat. It is out here in the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm major yes for people like us. It is like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean people like us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is like not our primary job, right.

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<v Speaker 1>There are some people. First of all, have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>these podcast deals that some of these people are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about it. Kelsey and now, I mean Travis

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<v Speaker 2>Kelsey and his brother what's his brother name, Jason? Jason,

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<v Speaker 2>Jason and Travis got was one hundred fifty million.

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<v Speaker 1>Hu, I think this is one hundred million, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>million dollar podcast and then the Call Her Daddy podcast

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<v Speaker 1>got what like one hundred and fifty millions?

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<v Speaker 2>So I like that. Okay, black Effect, Hello, black Effects. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>so when we renegotiate our contract, we're coming up really

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<v Speaker 2>real high. Okay, we're coming in. We're coming in hard

0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:24.760
<v Speaker 2>into pain. One hundred million. Yes, listen, black Effects, Charlemagne, Right, Charlamagne,

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<v Speaker 2>you owe us something.

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<v Speaker 1>Those those deals are insane, but you know, kudos to them, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and us We're coming for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, so when it's like not your primary job,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and it's not Travis's by the way, well

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<v Speaker 1>he just okay, let's let's be real. Yeah, why does

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<v Speaker 1>he have this one hundred million dollar podcasts because his

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend's girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>With I mean, I don't know, I'm sure it's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never listened to it. I've seen maybe clips sometimes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think people might actually like his brother better than him.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know. I think his brother is like

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<v Speaker 2>really supposedly really funny. Yeah, and I could see that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just like and I think it's very masculine based. Yeah,

0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.480
<v Speaker 2>hold on testoster going on there? Yeah? Yeah, but still,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, anyway, what is your point? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on here? You asked?

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<v Speaker 1>We started to talk about one hundred and fifty episodes

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<v Speaker 1>is a major peach? It is, right? And I said, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for people like us, Yeah, who this is?

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<v Speaker 2>Who don't This is not.

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<v Speaker 1>Our primary job, right, not our primary source of income,

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever? Yeah, right, for us to be consistent

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<v Speaker 1>and growing and continue to deliver great podcasts, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know we have you know, hopefully we won't be stopping

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<v Speaker 1>anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I haven't wanted to quit, like you know

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<v Speaker 2>right nowhere in this one hundred and fifty have I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be like, Okay, I'm done, right, I'm tired

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<v Speaker 2>of talking, right exactly? Yeah, no, exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Think about like, have there been how many episodes of

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<v Speaker 1>the Real Housewives of Potomac?

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<v Speaker 2>Have there been over one hundred? No? Yeah, we passed

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred. Oh, is it. Yeah, a past hundred I

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<v Speaker 2>think I think season eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so a little over one hundred and you probably

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to quit.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred times, yeah, one hundred dinads. Yeah, but that's

0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.439
<v Speaker 2>still growing and it's thriving over there. But I've never

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<v Speaker 2>I've never said to myself, oh, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>do the podcast right ever? Yeah, yeah, so that's a blessing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's awesome. Yeah, thank you to everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>So because we're so appreciative, I'm so excited about the

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<v Speaker 1>our milestone.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a little giveaway. We have a little giveaway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and listen to the instruction owns. We've got a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of rules and regulations. I think we're giving away something

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, Robin don't want to give away nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to ever, So thank god that is not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, So in honor of the Reason Shady one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fiftieth episode, we're doing a giveaway.

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<v Speaker 2>Prizes.

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<v Speaker 1>You will win is a one hundred and fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>gift card like a Visa gift card. Yes, so cash,

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<v Speaker 1>however you want to spend it? Right, that's coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of me and Jazelle's pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, and you know how Robin feels about that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we know how Jazelle feels. Really, I'm the cheap one exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Some reasonably shady merch Okay, okay, love that could be

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<v Speaker 1>a paddle, a mug, a T shirt or hoodie. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that, and a personalized message from Robin and Joseelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. So how do they go about winning this giveaway?

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<v Speaker 1>So for them to win the giveaway, they have to

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<v Speaker 1>be following reasonably shady on Instagram boot, they have to

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe to our YouTube channel, Blue Blue. They have to

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<v Speaker 1>tag a friend in the comments. Every tag counts as

0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.679
<v Speaker 1>an entry, and you have to share this, share the

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<v Speaker 1>post in your story and tag us yes, and you'll

0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:52.119
<v Speaker 1>earn an extra entry for every share. Okay, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. So we are going to post and it's

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<v Speaker 1>how do we pick the winner? It's like a random

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<v Speaker 1>it's random picker.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So like, oh my god, No, that means Mohammed

0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:05.200
<v Speaker 2>is going to be like dmming me, like Jessee I

0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:08.080
<v Speaker 2>gotta win, like me Me is gonna DM me Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be the winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Like people are gonna be like the Ali Hawkin me,

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<v Speaker 1>the Alli Hawkins family. They're coming for me, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like okay, so really we're just randomizing this, okay, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not know it's like no, it's like a system, like

0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:23.520
<v Speaker 1>like a it goes into it. There's like an app,

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<v Speaker 1>so the computer picks yes, thank god.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye so so noing, so sorry everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we cannot, you know, pick your name because we

0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:34.200
<v Speaker 1>are putting it in an app, which is like a

0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:35.640
<v Speaker 1>comment picker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I am taking bribes okay that part. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>want to send me a little cash yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, exactly right FO one hundred and fifty dollars, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can just give it back to you exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so make sure that you're a you are tuning

0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:55.280
<v Speaker 1>into our reasonably shady Instagram account so that you can

0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:59.080
<v Speaker 1>enter to win the contest celebrating hour one hundred and

0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:00.000
<v Speaker 1>fiftieth episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. Okay, moving on to other bigger and

0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:09.600
<v Speaker 2>snippier things. So I want to talk about vaseectimes because

0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:11.639
<v Speaker 2>oh wait, didn't we talk about that already? You and

0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I talked about it. We talked about it offline, dude,

0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought to be at it was offline? Oh yes, okay, okay, yeah,

0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:24.720
<v Speaker 2>we just talked about it so okay, I'm curious and

0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:27.239
<v Speaker 2>we want to hear from our male listeners. Okay, why

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:29.480
<v Speaker 2>do you want to talk about vaseectimes? Somebody I know

0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.000
<v Speaker 2>might want to get one, okay, and I need this

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:36.000
<v Speaker 2>is intel, Okay, I mean I'm not having any kids, okay, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So I asked someone close to me that I know

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:42.399
<v Speaker 2>that has had one. Okay, And because the curiosity was,

0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 2>if there's no more sperm, right, then the right has

0:21:48.800 --> 0:21:51.920
<v Speaker 2>got to be different, yes, right, right, I would assume. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, well, you can't see the sperm, so

0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:58.919
<v Speaker 2>there's still like the sensation, yes, but there, but the

0:21:59.000 --> 0:22:02.879
<v Speaker 2>sperm is dead, but there's no nothing comes out yet. No,

0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:04.880
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm saying. So I was thinking nothing's coming

0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:07.880
<v Speaker 2>out right, He's like, no, it's still you still get

0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 2>a squirt, right, but there's just nothing in the squirt.

0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:16.680
<v Speaker 2>What Because it's because the sperm is microscopic.

0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So there, so the the liquid that comes out

0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 1>right is not technically sperm, but there are sperm in

0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:29.240
<v Speaker 1>the liquid the ejaculation or whatever.

0:22:29.320 --> 0:22:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so you still get the liquid okay, but and

0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:36.360
<v Speaker 2>it's still like forceful okay. Okay, So we're asking guys

0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:38.600
<v Speaker 2>to like, let us know whether we're talking correct or

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:39.160
<v Speaker 2>and correct?

0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, if you've had a a sect me, or really,

0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:45.080
<v Speaker 1>if you've had a asseect me, has it changed your

0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:45.680
<v Speaker 1>sex life?

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<v Speaker 2>Like yes? Or in what way? Yeah? And in what way? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>For the for the better?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? And she's asking this because yes, someone she's talking

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<v Speaker 1>to you wants to protect me.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, is it how and what's that gonna

0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 2>do for me? Wait a minute, what's the down time? Right?

0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:01.480
<v Speaker 2>What's the downtime? That's that's a good question, right is

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<v Speaker 2>it from? Because I've heard different things. I heard it's

0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:06.800
<v Speaker 2>two weeks downtime. Huh to heel up, Yeah, I've heard

0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 2>two months. Okay, what's the downtime? Okay, yeah, okay, the end,

0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:13.920
<v Speaker 2>that's it right, So let us not By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually saw something recently on Instagram. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>video of this old couple.

0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like old, old and wrinkly okay, and they have

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<v Speaker 1>like a three year old.

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Whose egg is that? And true?

0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.240
<v Speaker 1>And they said, well they might have been you know

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:38.280
<v Speaker 1>some people age little rougher.

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So anyway, so they look old.

0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 1>So in the in the caption, they're like, yeah, we

0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 1>have a twenty five year old or twenty three old,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one year old, and my husband got a vasectomy

0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>and now we have a three year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah with what egg? She's lying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean it's it's it's so the vasectomy sometimes,

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.719
<v Speaker 1>oh it doesn't work, not work, yes, or kids or reverses.

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<v Speaker 1>So so it worked clearly for however many years and

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<v Speaker 1>then stopped working.

0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Or she got pregnant by someone else. About the ups

0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:12.280
<v Speaker 2>many are the ups man who has hot them things

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:15.040
<v Speaker 2>is sexy. I'd be on my so you know how

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:16.760
<v Speaker 2>we feel about the ups man because you you have

0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.640
<v Speaker 2>hit me. Yes, So when I'm not home and they come,

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I just be watching them on my camera. I'm like, oh, sexy, yes,

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:30.119
<v Speaker 2>get into a ups Yeah, she lying right, she is

0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:33.720
<v Speaker 2>gotten impregnated by someone else, because I don't know, I

0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:36.439
<v Speaker 2>mean they were, they were. I think that that happening

0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:38.240
<v Speaker 2>is like niney nine point nine percent.

0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, right, It probably doesn't happen often, but there's a

0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 1>chance it could happen. So I'm just telling you, Oh,

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:46.399
<v Speaker 1>it's right.

0:24:46.440 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 2>You don't have them, you don't have a uterus. Yes, okay,

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 2>she's not like getting pregnant, all right. I have no eggs,

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 2>no nothing, I have no carry all right.

0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I was you know, I was worried. I was thinking,

0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>he's worried. Yeah, and then I realized.

0:24:57.280 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't have yeah, And I haven't pregnated the world.

0:25:00.680 --> 0:25:04.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have not impregnant populated. I haven't populated

0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 2>the world. You've populated. Okay, So, speaking of breaking up,

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:17.879
<v Speaker 2>I watched the j Lo documentary. I needed to because

0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 2>a girlfriend of my calm. Have you seen that documentary.

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:25.720
<v Speaker 2>It's the making of that movie, not a movie. It

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 2>was making of a music video, slash movie. But so

0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:32.399
<v Speaker 2>there's a documentary of the making of that, right, And

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 2>it was like talking about her relation, her love, her

0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:37.720
<v Speaker 2>relationship with Ben. That's the movie, but it was the

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 2>documentary was like behind the scenes. So they just like talking.

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I've been married four times now. I used to be

0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:50.560
<v Speaker 2>terrified to be alone. I didn't know what to say

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 2>to by myself. I am decided to tell my story

0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:58.439
<v Speaker 2>and I've never shared with anybody in the world. This

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 2>is the only interesting part of it, because I was

0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 2>just like, I want to see if there were signs

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:05.240
<v Speaker 2>here that this was going left. Yes, the entire thing

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:11.359
<v Speaker 2>is a sign that one why because Ben said, I

0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:17.359
<v Speaker 2>don't like this, this, this I don't like every five

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 2>seconds our life is on display. Okay, this man used

0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 2>to write her love letters. She kept them and put

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 2>them in a book. She took the book and gave

0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:31.119
<v Speaker 2>it to producers oh god, and said make a video.

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh. And so they are then asking Ben about

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 2>the things that he said in the letters, and he's like,

0:26:38.440 --> 0:26:43.760
<v Speaker 2>what letters? What y'all read that? What? Like it's so

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 2>cringe worthy to you? Okay. All this man wanted to

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 2>do was love her and peace. Wow, he can't have

0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 2>no peace. Right now. I'm not saying Ben is innocent here.

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he's got issues. We all do. But Ben

0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 2>tried to tell you, j Low, he wanted to marry

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 2>you in peace. But he moved forward with it even

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:08.639
<v Speaker 2>after that totally. Then he rationalized in his head and

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 2>he said he made some analogy like you know, you

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 2>can't tell a fisherman that you hate water, right, Like,

0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:16.439
<v Speaker 2>if you're got married a fisherman, you got to really understand. Okay.

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 2>So he was willing to bend. He was willing to

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 2>bend because he was basically saying, like all this social

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:23.879
<v Speaker 2>media shit and like you know, you having to put

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:31.680
<v Speaker 2>every second on display. I have to understand. So yeah,

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 2>but enough is enough? Yeah you know what I mean?

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 2>Enough is enough. Yeah.

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>So maybe he you know, I don't know, maybe he

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>thought he could handle it, right, Yeah, he thought like, Okay,

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I can, I can.

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 2>This is what it is. This is what I'm signing

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:45.680
<v Speaker 2>up for her. I love her so much.

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:50.159
<v Speaker 1>Did they Okay? Outside of that though, I remember just

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 1>seeing them all the time being like so super affectionate,

0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 2>So she was trying to get other celebrities to like

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 2>be in this movie thing. So they show her calling

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Jane Fonda of her asking Jane Fonda to be in it,

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.840
<v Speaker 2>and Jane was like, I don't know, like why are

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 2>you doing this? Like every time we see you guys,

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 2>y'all are like all kissing and like, why are you

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 2>putting all that out there? Like Jane was trying to

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 2>tell you, girl, and you would refuse. So she's like, oh,

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 2>that's just us. The entire thing was ego. Oh wow,

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 2>you were doing this based off of ego, Jennifer right,

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 2>and it cost you your.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Marriage and she liked she probably now looking back, really

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>liked that attention that that got like all of the

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:32.920
<v Speaker 1>public displays of affection. Yeah, she liked that, yes, because

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>we know that she likes to be in public.

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 2>But at what cost? Somebody emailed us one time and

0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, what is that with all the jalo hate?

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I gotta find the thing. It's in one of these Okay,

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 2>So did did did we tell people how to Oh? Yeah,

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 2>we told him how to tag and post it all.

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 2>We did it already. All right. Can we talk about

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.840
<v Speaker 2>the DNC because that was like a moment, Okay, the

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Democraticational Committee. We talked how many weeks ago? Was that

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 2>it was a very long time ago. But I just

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 2>want one thing to say. Okay, okay, that was a

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>little while ago, y'all. But it was like the best

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.360
<v Speaker 2>thing that we had ever seen in a very long time.

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I know. They had DJ. Know if you bring a

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 2>DJ anywhere, it just gets better. Yes, So that's like

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:14.960
<v Speaker 2>a should be a theme for life. Oh, bring a

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.280
<v Speaker 2>DJ with you. All you need is a DJ. Well,

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 2>that's like back in the day, people used to walk

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 2>walk around with the boom box on the shoulder, right, Yes,

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 2>and they were called crazy, I think no.

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 1>They would walk down the street, yes, and as they're

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 1>walking everyone your mood would live.

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like and you feel good about yourself? Yeah yeah,

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 2>I just felt like, you know, a DJ changes everything, and.

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>That's why I travel with my little speaker all the time.

0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>True.

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, people won't be mad at me for playing

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 1>somebody's words on the speaker, like, no, the speaker is.

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Life, the speaker is light. Yes, listen, I'm sure that

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 2>other people on the other side, which they had thought

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 2>of it, but the Democratic National Convention thought of it first, right.

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Whoever put that together was genius. And life should be

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>about a DJ. All you need, I'm gonna start dating

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 2>a DJ. Okay, yeah, all right, he's gonna he's gonna

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 2>play music to get my panties off. Yes, that's probably

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>not hard, right, So so you know what, it's funny.

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 2>You should not say that the whole.

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Right, exactly, I should not say that, but you know

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 1>it's funny.

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>When I was watching it, I've never sat and watched

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.320
<v Speaker 2>a roll call. No, like, I've never done that.

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>And we literally sat there and for I sat there

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 1>for an hour or so watching a roll call.

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 2>But like, why, how why hasn't it been to tune

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 2>of a DJ? Yeah, like it's a roll call, like

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 2>roll call, Like, okay, so black colleges, if there's ever

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 2>a roll call, I'm making this up. It's always music involved.

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's always a beat involved. Yes, so yeah,

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 2>give me the beat. Yeah. Yeah. They now they have

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.160
<v Speaker 2>to do every year now every four years. Yeah, I know.

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:04.840
<v Speaker 2>But can you can you imagine though I hate to

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:06.600
<v Speaker 2>say it, and this is we're like, this was a

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>few weeks ago. Can you imagine if Joe Biden was

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 2>our nominee? No roll call? Right, no DJ that would

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 2>not have worked out? And can you imagine that? No?

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 2>I cannot. I love you Joe. We oh no, we

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 2>do love Joe. I know Joe is you know. We

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 2>just want him to rest, that's all. I just want

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Joe to just you know, I want him to be

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 2>able to eat his apple sauce and go to bed

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 2>when he feels like it. All right, So this is

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:47.480
<v Speaker 2>for you. So there has been a lawsuit because of

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 2>the Ring camera. Oh so they have been sued by

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 2>thousands of ring doorbell owners because they were hacked. Right. Oh,

0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 2>so I'm letting they were hacked and then you know,

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 2>people's information was put out there. So I want to

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 2>let you know that if I get this email because

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I have the ring. Okay, I get if I get

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 2>this email. Yes, oh, I'm feeling out all the in

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 2>from it. You want to sign up? What I get

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 2>my money? Why? Why for that one? Well, I'm well, okay,

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm changing my tune, all of them moving forward, because

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 2>you got your five dollars, I'm gonna put in.

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>And now that Girell got by the way, his name

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>is Jarrell.

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 2>He actually posted. We didn't say his name is Jerrell. No,

0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 2>you know from Jerrold. You read his letter and you

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:41.600
<v Speaker 2>were like Jerrold and I was like, no, it's Jerrell. Okay, no,

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>it is Jarrell.

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Of course you're round. So yes, he posts. He posted

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and tagged me in his story said he what do

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you call that thing?

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:50.959
<v Speaker 2>Phonetically spelled it?

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean it is phonetically spelled jire Girell Jared.

0:32:56.120 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 2>That rhymes fire jay. So ring, I'm coming for you.

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm signing up. I'm getting my money good the end.

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:08.040
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I signed up for one the other day.

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It was Nike. Uh huh. It was like, I don't

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 2>know Nike stock tanked and so oh I don't have

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Nike stock. You don't know?

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have Nike stock and it tanked, and I'm

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>supposed to get some money for that and I signed

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>up for it.

0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 2>How are you gonna get money because the stock I

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 2>don't I didn't read all the words. You didn't read

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 2>all those just a fine friends. Yeah, it's like if

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 2>you have if you have Nike stock, that fill this out? Okay, yeah,

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 2>okay before you read that, it's the last thing I

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 2>have to say. So South Korea, because this is the

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>falls in line with the fact that this man went

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 2>on a date with me he didn't have a tooth. Yeah,

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I might move to South Korea because they're paying people

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 2>thirty eight thousand dollars to find a husband or a wife. Wait,

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 2>south Korea, thirty eight thousand dollars to find me a husband? Okay,

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 2>so that would alleviate me having to go on dates

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>with people with no teeth.

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:01.120
<v Speaker 1>But they're paying, they're pretty much they're encouraging people to

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 1>get married. Yes, So is that alleviating you from Well,

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 1>they might they might have a dating pool that they

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:07.719
<v Speaker 1>put together.

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Is that what it really? Maybe? I think they're just

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 2>it's like an incentive to get married, right, so oh

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 2>so then yeah, okay, now my way so then now

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:19.799
<v Speaker 2>now it's just like Lottie died and everybody trying to

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:21.720
<v Speaker 2>exactly no never right.

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>So you so at least he at least he's just

0:34:23.440 --> 0:34:24.240
<v Speaker 1>missing one tooth.

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta be missing all teeth hard right down.

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:34.839
<v Speaker 2>Teeth are important people, and me of all people, as

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:36.760
<v Speaker 2>much as I'm like, oh my god, teeth are important

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 2>and your teeth got to be white and blah blah blah,

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.080
<v Speaker 2>you show up with not one right right here in

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 2>the front right snag on. That's crazy, that's crazy. Okay,

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I have a random question for you. Yeah, and by

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:48.880
<v Speaker 2>the way, it's my birthday.

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So on your birthday, can you think of any

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:57.440
<v Speaker 1>weird purchases that you that you've made.

0:34:57.600 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 2>That purchase lately?

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like random weird I can, I can probably.

0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what do you have?

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>So I recently purchased a cameltoe cover?

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you can explain to people what cameltoe is. I will. Okay,

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 2>So let's say you have ladies have on leggings and

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 2>you can see like the imprint of their vagina. Yes,

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 2>that is called cameltoe.

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, so I have a problem, Like I swear,

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like every legging I put on gives me cameltoe,

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't give you cameltoe.

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 2>You can just you just have cameltoe in those leggings. Right,

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:44.239
<v Speaker 2>So what does the camelto stopper look like?

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:49.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a piece of like silicone. It's like a

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a silicone like pad kind of yes, Okay, yes, it's

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:55.919
<v Speaker 1>like it's almost like a silicone pantyliner.

0:35:56.080 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, got it. And you just like put it in

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:00.680
<v Speaker 2>the you know, in the front air the front area.

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Does that make you sweat? So I tried it on.

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.399
<v Speaker 2>Does it does it adhere to Yes?

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 1>So there's like a sticky okay, Right, So so I

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 1>just like tried it on to see like, okay, am

0:36:11.760 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I gonna like go out with this and it you know,

0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:15.720
<v Speaker 1>you look in a mirror like, oh okay, that works,

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't see my camel toe. But I'm just

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 1>like this ship is going to make me sweat.

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Bullets, like you know what I'm saying.

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Like, So, yeah, so yeah, I might not have cameltoe,

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna be freaking I'm gonna have a big

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 1>old sweat.

0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Puddle, yes, in my crutch. Yeah. So, so which one

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:35.840
<v Speaker 2>is better? Cameltoe or sweat? Puddle. They both suck. I

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:36.800
<v Speaker 2>can't like the camelto.

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:38.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm so conscious of it, like I have it right now,

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 1>but because I'm sitting down, I don't care.

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:43.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, but like you have to think the pad

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 2>on it.

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:46.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no cameltoe right now. Okay, these leggings give me cameto.

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But there's some leggings that it's I think it's because

0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a long torso and so.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:55.959
<v Speaker 2>Oh so you have to pull up your pants higher. Yes,

0:36:56.360 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>and it's yeah coochie area. Yeah.

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:05.200
<v Speaker 1>So I wish some leggings companies would make leggings for

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like longer torsos.

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what I'm saying. Like then he's like

0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 2>really addressed this problem for me.

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's a huge problem. Yes, but I was so

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>desperate that I went on Amazon. I went on Amazon

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 1>and I searched for cameltoe covers and I found him.

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow is that crazy? This so this is really a thing.

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 2>It's really a thing. I think you can search anything

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 2>on Amazon. Yeah, is so crazy. Anytime it's just like.

0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Wow, yes, you think it's something that you need and

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:34.800
<v Speaker 1>you go on Amazon and it's there.

0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 2>And it's there, and then you buy it and it

0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:39.919
<v Speaker 2>comes like the next day. Yes, it's amazing. I can't

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 2>really think of anything I think recently I bought. I'm

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 2>still actually still waiting for it to come. Like a

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.799
<v Speaker 2>big thing of cinnamon because they say that if you

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 2>put that on your trash can, the raccoons will not. Oh,

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:57.879
<v Speaker 2>it's a distract, distract, deterrent for live animals. Okay, yeah,

0:37:57.920 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 2>all right, I'll like you to know how that work. Yeah,

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 2>let me know how that work. Yeah, because the deer

0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>is the zest. Yeah, so cinnamon is for raccoons. Okay, Yeah, all.

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's good to know, very good to know. Okay,

0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 1>So I have a letter to read. This is a

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>follow up for from something that you talked about on

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. So this says Aloha. My name is Floyd

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm from Hawaii and I love you too. I've

0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 1>listened to all one hundred and forty seven episodes you

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 1>have done and cannot get enough. I listened on my

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 1>way to work and from work and pretty much anytime

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:29.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm in my car. Robin, I'm so said you will

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:31.880
<v Speaker 1>not be on rhop. They're making a huge mistake.

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm writing I know when it premieres. I'm not telling

0:38:35.480 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 2>so I'm gonna tell Robin Lade.

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yay, any day noway, ain't coming. I'm writing you

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:44.600
<v Speaker 1>folks because Gizelle you said you came to Hawaii and

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>we don't know about personal space.

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm writing, don't come with me. No, No, he's just

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 2>inform me, Okay.

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm writing to inform you folks that yes, it is

0:38:55.600 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 1>a cultural thing. Oh really, Okay, we come close to

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:03.840
<v Speaker 1>share the aloha spirit and we welcome you into our ohana,

0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 1>meaning we love you like family.

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 1>It is like a term of endearment. And it's not

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:11.000
<v Speaker 1>mean to be intrusive. Now, if they were in your

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:13.320
<v Speaker 1>face being rude, that would have been a different story totally,

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 1>but seems that was not the case. No, anyways, love

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 1>you too so much, and you should come to the

0:39:17.239 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 1>island of Oahu and do a show.

0:39:20.400 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I would be there that way, okay. So okay, so

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't crazy, right, Yeah?

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.839
<v Speaker 1>This and actually we got two letters about Hawaii. It's

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:30.560
<v Speaker 1>another one I should find it explaining the you're talking

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 1>about the lani. Then the person that, yes, that bought

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:34.600
<v Speaker 1>all the land, uh huh.

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, were they mad about it too?

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:38.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, there was it was them colonizing pretty much

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 1>like almost like gentrification type of situation.

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Which I don't think is good.

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I have a question for you. Yep, this

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 1>is from Coco, Hi, ladies. My question is for Giselle.

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:51.560
<v Speaker 1>What was your reaction when you found out you were

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 1>having twins? And do you have a history of twins

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>in your family?

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I think I've talked about this now, yeah, maybe. So

0:39:57.880 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 2>when I found out I was having twins, I was

0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Grace was ten months old. Okay, so a ten month

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:10.240
<v Speaker 2>old cannot walk, cannot pee in a toilet or poop

0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:13.200
<v Speaker 2>in a toilet, and I was pregnant, and I went

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.720
<v Speaker 2>to the doctor and now I did a sonogram and

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:23.320
<v Speaker 2>they were like, you're having two more and I cried,

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 2>like bent over, crying, like standing up, bent over, like yes.

0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:32.879
<v Speaker 2>And so I'm screaming at the lady at the sonogram lady,

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 2>who is a nondescript sonogram lady. I'm like, what the shit,

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Like what do you mean? I was like, I have

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:42.799
<v Speaker 2>a ten month old at home. So she was like

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.480
<v Speaker 2>a lady, I don't care. Like she just was like

0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 2>get out of here. So went into my car and

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 2>cried big tears and then I called Jamal and he

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 2>was like yay. Of course he says yay, because what

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:59.520
<v Speaker 2>diaper has he changed? So I really thought I was

0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 2>being punished for something that I did. And then when

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 2>they got here, I thought I was really being punished.

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 2>But now it's the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 2>It is, Yes, totally. And there's twins. So Jamal's grandmother

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 2>was a twin. Okay, I think my grandfather's brothers were twins.

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:18.480
<v Speaker 2>There's twins in there somewhere. So we had it on

0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:21.799
<v Speaker 2>both sides. Okay, okay, yeah, well there you go.

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 1>And so did you when you were like, you know,

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:27.080
<v Speaker 1>having when you were thinking about having kids or getting

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>pregnant because you think there was a possibility of you

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:29.840
<v Speaker 1>having twins.

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Because I didn't know. I didn't know Jamal's grandmother mother

0:41:32.680 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 2>was a twin. God, I was like, wow, now's the

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 2>time to tell me. Yeah, but they have been like

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.839
<v Speaker 2>the biggest blessing that's ever happened to me in my

0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:42.560
<v Speaker 2>entire life. Yes, so I feel that I feel you

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 2>on that. Okay.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's another letter, Hi, Robin and Jozelle. This is from

0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 1>kristin Mount Castle. Just thought i'd give an honest report.

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, I know that's what I said when I

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:57.879
<v Speaker 1>first saw them. Okay, oh gosh, she says, I've always

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:01.239
<v Speaker 1>been a supporter of Robin, and Mama has always been

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a supporter of Gazelle.

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Wook because it's my birthday.

0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, each of us feeling indifferent about the other, but

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel safe in saying that because once the both

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 1>of us started listening to your podcast, we now.

0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Love both of you.

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Hey, yay, much love to you, Giselle, and sending love

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 1>from my mama to Robin. We truly appreciate getting a

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:29.879
<v Speaker 1>tiny glimpse of your lives from your narration. If your

0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 1>perspectives could be filmed as two hilarious entrepreneurs who devotingly

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 1>mother two different gendered active families, that would be far

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:41.400
<v Speaker 1>more interesting. Sincerely, Kristen M. So, it's so funny, like

0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:43.359
<v Speaker 1>when I first saw the first line, just thought I'd

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:44.200
<v Speaker 1>give it on support home.

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh lord, but now that's sine people. It's weird because people,

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we are similar, but we are very different,

0:42:51.719 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 2>and people pick up on it. Even with the edited

0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Potomac right, it might be a little harder to pick up.

0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:00.399
<v Speaker 2>I would think it'd be a little harder pick up

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 2>like differences in people. Yeah, but no you can catch

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:06.799
<v Speaker 2>it like right away, right, yes, but you.

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Know, I also you know, and this is like just

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 1>one of the gripes that I think most people have

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 1>about reality TV is that you really get like ten

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.239
<v Speaker 1>percent of the person, yes, you know, or like they

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 1>they really dictate what they want to show you. So

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 1>while you know, the Robin that you see on the

0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 1>podcast is the robin that shows up to film, they don't.

0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>They might not necessarily show that all the time. Yeah,

0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:36.720
<v Speaker 1>because that's I'm not that robin is not really worrying

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.040
<v Speaker 1>about the drama. You know, it's more like we're just

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 1>having fun.

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:43.320
<v Speaker 2>And I always say, like if you if on Potomac,

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 2>if you see yourself being great, that's one hundred percent

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:52.320
<v Speaker 2>of me. But if I'm not right, that's five percent, right, yes.

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, they show you what they want to show you,

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>and they really, you know, I don't know, they got

0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to they have a a show to make about drama

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.800
<v Speaker 1>and conflict and all that type of stuff.

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 2>But it's entertainment, people, it's entertainment. Yes, you want one more? Yeah, well, yeah,

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.520
<v Speaker 2>give us one moment short one okay, because this is

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 2>my birthday. I got to get out of here. I

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:17.279
<v Speaker 2>have things to do people. Okay, so this is just

0:44:17.320 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 2>like a this is like a WTF. Okay, I love wtfs.

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's just like where this is? What are we

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 1>doing in this world?

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay? All right, So.

0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Lauren Cavalaro, she said, high ladies. I came across this

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:37.320
<v Speaker 1>post on Instagram the other day and immediately thought you

0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>could use it for one of your Instagram chronicle segments. Apparently,

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:43.480
<v Speaker 1>have you seen this? Sexy Red has a lip gloss

0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:47.360
<v Speaker 1>line and the names she gave each one are crazy,

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 1>like disgustingly nasty. I don't listen to her music, but

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I was shocked at the names. I can only imagine

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:55.680
<v Speaker 1>it was disgusting. Okay, give me too, I'll give you

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the names.

0:44:56.120 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, we have for y'all. For those who don't

0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 2>know who Sexy Red is, she's an rapper, female rapper, yes, young, yes,

0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:10.239
<v Speaker 2>who raps about I don't know. Pussy swallowing semen, yes,

0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:18.080
<v Speaker 2>coucie juice and licking kuccie Okay, booty.

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Whole brown what mm hmm nut nut hm, pussy whole pink.

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Because she stole that from Beyonce, What Beyonce and why

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Beyonce song? She said, we're gonna paint the town pussy pink?

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah really yeah? She does in the non yeah version,

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:39.920
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah.

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but it didn't make me think of a

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 1>lipstick of like nass of like raunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, yes, no yellow discharge?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Who? Okay? Yes for ellipstick? Yes? Got three? More right?

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants to put that on their lips? Right? Gonorrhea,

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<v Speaker 2>sexy Red, there's something wrong here? What blue balls? Blue balls?

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<v Speaker 2>And last but not least sex on my period? I can't,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I'm done. I am done, Sexy Red, you

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<v Speaker 2>have disturbed my birth What has happened in this world? Yes? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>totally ruined. He has ruined my birthday. She has ruined

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like so they're like the real kind of sheer,

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<v Speaker 1>like a juicy stew kind of color. So they're not like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like funny that's not cute.

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<v Speaker 1>No, So there's like a blue one for blue balls,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a green one for gonorrhea. There's like, yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a whitish one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm disgusted yellow and I don't want, you know, to

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<v Speaker 2>be like sweet sweet Green, Like we stole from Sweet Green.

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<v Speaker 2>They send us a gift card. We're trashing sexy red.

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<v Speaker 2>We do not want these glosses. We don't okay at all. Ever,

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