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Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect

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Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shaddy. I am Jaselle Bryant.

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Speaker 2: What's up? What's up? I'm Robert Dixon. Thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for being here. Yes, once again. And today's my birthday.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Happy birthday to me. I'm the

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Speaker 2: birthday girl. I'm the birthday girl, like it is your birthday.

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Speaker 2: I want to be like celebrated every day. You want

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Speaker 2: someone to sing happy birthdays every day, every day every day.

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Speaker 2: I want to feel like it's my birthday every day.

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Speaker 1: But then when it's your birthday energy, when it's your birthday,

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Speaker 1: then it's not special.

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Speaker 2: No, it'll it'll be like extra special.

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Speaker 1: No, yes, if you celebrate your birthday every day. I

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Speaker 1: did see someone something up, by the way, Happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you, Ron do you? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I did see some someone say that their mother's their

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Speaker 1: mother's birthday is in the wintertime. Yes, and so she

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Speaker 1: threw herself a birthday party in like June or July

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Speaker 1: because she always, like you know, just she wanted to

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Speaker 1: celebrate her birthday in the summertime.

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Speaker 2: Right, so it feels right, Yeah, I was like, I

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Speaker 2: like that. I like that. That's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you do that, you cannot celebrate your

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Speaker 1: birthday on your birthday. You can't have two birthday celebrations.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to have it? A hell you won't.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm not coming. I'm like if I have more

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Speaker 2: than one celebration, You're like, hell no. Right.

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Speaker 1: Like if you're like, if you're like, come to my

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Speaker 1: birthday party on September ninth, and then you turn around

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Speaker 1: and you're like, come to my birthday party on June first,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, you know.

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Speaker 2: How about you say what? Should just throw a party?

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Speaker 1: So I just said, okay, if you if you want

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Speaker 1: to have a I like, if you're a December birthday,

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Speaker 1: you have summertime birthday, just okay, it's your birthday, Yes,

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Speaker 1: go to dinner, whatever, but then don't have a party

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Speaker 1: or a celebration or a gathering.

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Speaker 2: Just delay it until you delay it. Okay. All right,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep y'all posts, keep you posted on that.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a shady moment? I have several. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to get something off my chest right here. So

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Speaker 2: talk to my daughter yesterday. Yeah, Angel who goes to Spelman. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm putting them on blasts. Typically, I don't talk about

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Speaker 2: where my children are because I want to make sure

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Speaker 2: that they are safe. But Spelman is like a lockdown situation.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you're not coming in and out. Okay, No,

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Speaker 2: she's safe. Okay, good, but she's hot. Okay, her room

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Speaker 2: last night, they have a temperature gauge in their room. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: ninety one, ninety one degrees in my child's unair conditioned dorm.

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Speaker 2: And Spelman, y'all think this, Okay, misery. So I talked

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Speaker 2: Angel situition, it's about like fifty all in it's like

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Speaker 2: fifty four. Yeah, so all it's misery. I called her.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I told her I'm sending her an air

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Speaker 2: conditioning unit. Right. They were like, She's like, Mommy, if

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Speaker 2: you send it to me, they're gonna confiscate it. Why. Right,

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Speaker 2: She was like, because you know, it's like the building

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Speaker 2: can't handle the electricity. Right. Okay, So Spelman, I'm sending

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Speaker 2: my child an electricity right in, an air conditioning unit.

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Speaker 2: I be damned if y'all confiscated. Right, Okay, there's number one,

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Speaker 2: number two, This is twenty twenty four, like why don't

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Speaker 2: you all have any type of air conditioning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane, that's uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: She said she woke up like three times in the night. Yes, right,

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Speaker 2: this is inhumane. Right, this is my child. You can't

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Speaker 2: sleep like that. You cannot sleep like that. It is

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Speaker 2: not productive. Spellman. You want to act like you're the

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Speaker 2: number one HBCU in the country, really, right, you should

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Speaker 2: until you get air conditioning, you're not.

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Speaker 1: And so all of so your other daughters have air

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Speaker 1: condition yes, Grace in Florida, she has air conditioning.

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Speaker 2: Yes, uh? And what's her name? Odor in Hampton air conditioning.

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Speaker 2: Criminals in jail have air conditioning. Angel does not. It's

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Speaker 2: a problem here. Yeah, okay, Spellman, fix its quick. I

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Speaker 2: called ja Ma Brian. I said, get it, because you

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Speaker 2: know he's in Atlanta. I said, get over there, yeah,

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Speaker 2: drive over there right now. I'm going off. He was like,

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Speaker 2: just all like God, and I'm on top of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm on top of it. I said, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: This is the most ridiculous. Why would you even think

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Speaker 2: it's okay to do it? And then then this the kicker, Spelman.

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Speaker 2: It's not like y'all don't have money, right, y'all get

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Speaker 2: endowment after endowment after endowment. God damn it, they fixed

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Speaker 2: this so many contributions and donations. Yes, they should have

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Speaker 2: like a what do you call a trailer like that

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Speaker 2: that thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, so spell may do. Y'all

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Speaker 2: fix it? A mad black woman is coming, right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: y'all don't want that, all right? So how have they

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Speaker 2: gotten away with that for so long? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, who are the other mothers that haven't

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Speaker 2: said enough is enough? Right?

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I remember I went to Maryland freshman year.

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Speaker 1: I did not have air conditioning.

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Speaker 2: I think we have to put our fans in the window.

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Speaker 2: She angel has nine fans in my little last room.

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Speaker 2: Nine nine fans. I'm like so pissed off. Yeah, that's crazy,

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Speaker 2: And it got so sweet. She's like, well, mom, they

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Speaker 2: said it's gonna be okay in October. Goddamn it, it's

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Speaker 2: our September.

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Speaker 1: It's September, so I assume the building it's it's like

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Speaker 1: it's old, right, It's really old.

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Speaker 2: It's been there forever.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know how they can actually put an

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Speaker 2: In it in the building.

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Speaker 1: Well, but they should do something to improve the electricity

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Speaker 1: the air conditioning unit.

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Speaker 2: Yes, or just put a bomb in the building and

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Speaker 2: start over. I'm down with that. But what we're not

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Speaker 2: gonna do is this. Yeah, this is this is terrible. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but that's not even my shady moment. This is my

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Speaker 2: shady So yes, spell me your shady I have spell

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Speaker 2: I have shady moment Part two. Okay, Okay, I went

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Speaker 2: on a date, yeah recently, Okay, to our place, Xenia.

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Speaker 2: You were around the corner from me. That's my shady moment.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute. In the entire time, I'm looking at

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Speaker 2: I'm in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that.

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Speaker 2: Is my shady moment. Okay, I'm on a date. I

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Speaker 2: was on a date. So what you could have been like,

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Speaker 2: come come meet me in the bathroom. I should have

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Speaker 2: I'm about to tell you why. So I went on

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Speaker 2: a date with this guy out of I was set

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Speaker 2: up through a person because Erica set me up with

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Speaker 2: never met this guy. Okay, so cool shady, okay, right right,

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Speaker 2: it's getting it's getting worse. So we get there and

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Speaker 2: I picked the place. He gets there before me. We

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Speaker 2: like talking softly, and he kind of just was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you know, I got something to oh. You know, I

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Speaker 2: kind of had a rough day. And I was like okay,

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Speaker 2: and he said, yeah, you know, I went to the

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Speaker 2: So I was like, what does that mean. He was like,

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Speaker 2: all right, I didn't get my tooth. He does not

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Speaker 2: And I said to him, because I'm like, mind you,

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Speaker 2: I'm with my people, I'm at a restaurant, they know me,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there with a man with no tea.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, player you, why didn't you reschedule this? Like?

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Speaker 2: Why am I eating with a man with no teeth?

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Speaker 2: This is oh? I was done behind you. The restaurant

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Speaker 2: I'm like so embarrassed. So oh, the manager, I mean

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Speaker 2: at the owner comes to me. He was like heyes,

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Speaker 2: a because there was a table in the corner that

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Speaker 2: just walked got up. He's like, I'm gonna move you

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Speaker 2: guys to the corner. O. Great, Great. I don't want

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Speaker 2: anyone to see us with one ever one tooth.

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Speaker 1: And it looking now where you now, you can like

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Speaker 1: only look at the fact that he has.

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Speaker 2: No two yes, And I don't care if he gets

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Speaker 2: never be able to get that out of my mind

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Speaker 2: that I saw you with the fact that you don't

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Speaker 2: have teeth. So you didn't notice it until he told you. Well,

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Speaker 2: because the way that his mouth is formed, like in

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Speaker 2: order for me to see it, he laughed, Like when

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Speaker 2: I'm like wanting to call Erica. I'm like so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: I'm like trying to get through it. I'm like counting

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Speaker 2: All right, bring me my food right now so I

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I can't. Oh this is what he

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Speaker 2: says to me in the date. He was like, he

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Speaker 2: was like, yeah, you know, I'm really really you're looking

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Speaker 2: for like like the woman. He was like the Michael

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Speaker 2: Are you Phil Knight? I was like, you might be

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Speaker 2: wanting to look for Scottie Pippen, right, like somebody on

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Speaker 2: the bench like what are you talking? You don't have

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Speaker 2: a tooth? Blair, like what? And you want to look

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Speaker 2: for Jordan's you don't have a toe the Michael Jordans

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Speaker 2: of women, I said, get me out of here.

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Speaker 1: That actually is worse than the Coretta Scott King like, right,

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Speaker 1: that's worse than he's.

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Speaker 2: Looking for the Michael Jordan of women? And right, and

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Speaker 2: what is he of men? That's a cook? I should

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Speaker 2: have asked him, is he of men? Bugs? Bunny? And

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Speaker 2: something like what the hell? Roger rabbit? All right, you

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Speaker 2: don't have a tooth. You don't. You're not looking for anything.

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Speaker 2: You don't have teeth. Why are we on a date?

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you cancel? I was? And what happened to

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Speaker 2: his tooth? Anyway? I don't know, but it's at the

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Speaker 2: dentist apparently. Yeah, he should have canceled, should have rescheduled.

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Speaker 1: That rescheduled like you like like you get one shot,

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Speaker 1: one shot, You get one shot to make a great

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Speaker 1: and first pression.

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Speaker 2: And you blew it, player, you blew it. I never

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Speaker 2: actually want to see you again. Oh my god. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and he's a nice guy. Yeah, funny we you know,

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Speaker 2: we keep keyed a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But like, okay, so you can't so you can't say, like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate for him for being raw, and.

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Speaker 2: That's what he said. He said, I thought you'd give

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Speaker 2: me credit for being what do you say, confident enough

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Speaker 2: to come without a tooth? Okay? What?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to be that goddamn confident. No.

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Speaker 1: No, that's like, once you've been married for like three years,

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Speaker 2: I don't know the end? The end? All that? That's funny. Okay.

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Speaker 1: This is our one hundred and forty ninth reasonably shady episode.

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Speaker 1: That's a major feat. It is out here in the truth.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is like not our primary job, right.

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Speaker 1: There are some people. First of all, have you seen

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Speaker 2: One hundred times, yeah, one hundred dinads. Yeah, but that's

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Speaker 2: We have a little giveaway. We have a little giveaway. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Prizes.

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Speaker 1: You will win is a one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: gift card like a Visa gift card. Yes, so cash,

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Speaker 1: however you want to spend it? Right, that's coming out

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and you know how Robin feels about that. No,

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Speaker 2: Yes. So how do they go about winning this giveaway?

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Speaker 1: love that. So we are going to post and it's

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Speaker 1: how do we pick the winner? It's like a random

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Speaker 2: Okay, So like, oh my god, No, that means Mohammed

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Speaker 1: Like people are gonna be like the Ali Hawkin me,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I am taking bribes okay that part. Y'all

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, exactly right FO one hundred and fifty dollars, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so make sure that you're a you are tuning

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Speaker 2: I love that. Okay, moving on to other bigger and

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Speaker 2: oh wait, didn't we talk about that already? You and

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Speaker 2: I talked about it. We talked about it offline, dude,

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Speaker 2: is intel, Okay, I mean I'm not having any kids, okay, Yes,

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00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: So I asked someone close to me that I know

427
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 2: that has had one. Okay, And because the curiosity was,

428
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 2: if there's no more sperm, right, then the right has

429
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 2: got to be different, yes, right, right, I would assume. Yeah,

430
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, you can't see the sperm, so

431
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 2: there's still like the sensation, yes, but there, but the

432
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 2: sperm is dead, but there's no nothing comes out yet. No,

433
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. So I was thinking nothing's coming

434
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 2: out right, He's like, no, it's still you still get

435
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 2: a squirt, right, but there's just nothing in the squirt.

436
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 2: What Because it's because the sperm is microscopic.

437
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: Okay, So there, so the the liquid that comes out

438
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: right is not technically sperm, but there are sperm in

439
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: the liquid the ejaculation or whatever.

440
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: Yes, so you still get the liquid okay, but and

441
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,360
Speaker 2: it's still like forceful okay. Okay, So we're asking guys

442
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: to like, let us know whether we're talking correct or

443
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: and correct?

444
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, if you've had a a sect me, or really,

445
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: if you've had a asseect me, has it changed your

446
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: sex life?

447
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 2: Like yes? Or in what way? Yeah? And in what way? Right?

448
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 2: For the for the better?

449
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 1: Right? And she's asking this because yes, someone she's talking

450
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: to you wants to protect me.

451
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 2: And she's like, is it how and what's that gonna

452
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: do for me? Wait a minute, what's the down time? Right?

453
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: What's the downtime? That's that's a good question, right is

454
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 2: it from? Because I've heard different things. I heard it's

455
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: two weeks downtime. Huh to heel up, Yeah, I've heard

456
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: two months. Okay, what's the downtime? Okay, yeah, okay, the end,

457
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 2: that's it right, So let us not By the way,

458
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 2: I actually saw something recently on Instagram. It was a

459
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 2: video of this old couple.

460
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, like old, old and wrinkly okay, and they have

461
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 1: like a three year old.

462
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: Whose egg is that? And true?

463
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 1: And they said, well they might have been you know

464
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: some people age little rougher.

465
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, so they look old.

466
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: So in the in the caption, they're like, yeah, we

467
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: have a twenty five year old or twenty three old,

468
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: twenty one year old, and my husband got a vasectomy

469
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: and now we have a three year old.

470
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah with what egg? She's lying.

471
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's it's it's so the vasectomy sometimes,

472
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,719
Speaker 1: oh it doesn't work, not work, yes, or kids or reverses.

473
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: So so it worked clearly for however many years and

474
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 1: then stopped working.

475
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: Or she got pregnant by someone else. About the ups

476
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: many are the ups man who has hot them things

477
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: is sexy. I'd be on my so you know how

478
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 2: we feel about the ups man because you you have

479
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 2: hit me. Yes, So when I'm not home and they come,

480
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 2: I just be watching them on my camera. I'm like, oh, sexy, yes,

481
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 2: get into a ups Yeah, she lying right, she is

482
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: gotten impregnated by someone else, because I don't know, I

483
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 2: mean they were, they were. I think that that happening

484
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 2: is like niney nine point nine percent.

485
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: Yes, right, It probably doesn't happen often, but there's a

486
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: chance it could happen. So I'm just telling you, Oh,

487
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: it's right.

488
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 2: You don't have them, you don't have a uterus. Yes, okay,

489
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: she's not like getting pregnant, all right. I have no eggs,

490
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: no nothing, I have no carry all right.

491
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 1: I was you know, I was worried. I was thinking,

492
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: he's worried. Yeah, and then I realized.

493
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: You don't have yeah, And I haven't pregnated the world.

494
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I have not impregnant populated. I haven't populated

495
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: the world. You've populated. Okay, So, speaking of breaking up,

496
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 2: I watched the j Lo documentary. I needed to because

497
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: a girlfriend of my calm. Have you seen that documentary.

498
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: It's the making of that movie, not a movie. It

499
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: was making of a music video, slash movie. But so

500
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 2: there's a documentary of the making of that, right, And

501
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: it was like talking about her relation, her love, her

502
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: relationship with Ben. That's the movie, but it was the

503
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: documentary was like behind the scenes. So they just like talking.

504
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: I've been married four times now. I used to be

505
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: terrified to be alone. I didn't know what to say

506
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: to by myself. I am decided to tell my story

507
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 2: and I've never shared with anybody in the world. This

508
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: is the only interesting part of it, because I was

509
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: just like, I want to see if there were signs

510
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 2: here that this was going left. Yes, the entire thing

511
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: is a sign that one why because Ben said, I

512
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 2: don't like this, this, this I don't like every five

513
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 2: seconds our life is on display. Okay, this man used

514
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: to write her love letters. She kept them and put

515
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: them in a book. She took the book and gave

516
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 2: it to producers oh god, and said make a video.

517
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: Oh gosh. And so they are then asking Ben about

518
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: the things that he said in the letters, and he's like,

519
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: what letters? What y'all read that? What? Like it's so

520
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: cringe worthy to you? Okay. All this man wanted to

521
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: do was love her and peace. Wow, he can't have

522
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 2: no peace. Right now. I'm not saying Ben is innocent here.

523
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's got issues. We all do. But Ben

524
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: tried to tell you, j Low, he wanted to marry

525
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: you in peace. But he moved forward with it even

526
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 2: after that totally. Then he rationalized in his head and

527
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: he said he made some analogy like you know, you

528
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: can't tell a fisherman that you hate water, right, Like,

529
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 2: if you're got married a fisherman, you got to really understand. Okay.

530
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: So he was willing to bend. He was willing to

531
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: bend because he was basically saying, like all this social

532
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: media shit and like you know, you having to put

533
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 2: every second on display. I have to understand. So yeah,

534
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: but enough is enough? Yeah you know what I mean?

535
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 2: Enough is enough. Yeah.

536
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: So maybe he you know, I don't know, maybe he

537
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: thought he could handle it, right, Yeah, he thought like, Okay,

538
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: I can, I can.

539
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 2: This is what it is. This is what I'm signing

540
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: up for her. I love her so much.

541
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: Did they Okay? Outside of that though, I remember just

542
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: seeing them all the time being like so super affectionate,

543
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: you know.

544
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 2: So she was trying to get other celebrities to like

545
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: be in this movie thing. So they show her calling

546
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: Jane Fonda of her asking Jane Fonda to be in it,

547
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: and Jane was like, I don't know, like why are

548
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: you doing this? Like every time we see you guys,

549
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 2: y'all are like all kissing and like, why are you

550
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 2: putting all that out there? Like Jane was trying to

551
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: tell you, girl, and you would refuse. So she's like, oh,

552
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: that's just us. The entire thing was ego. Oh wow,

553
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: you were doing this based off of ego, Jennifer right,

554
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 2: and it cost you your.

555
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: Marriage and she liked she probably now looking back, really

556
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: liked that attention that that got like all of the

557
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: public displays of affection. Yeah, she liked that, yes, because

558
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: we know that she likes to be in public.

559
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: But at what cost? Somebody emailed us one time and

560
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: was like, what is that with all the jalo hate?

561
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: I gotta find the thing. It's in one of these Okay,

562
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: So did did did we tell people how to Oh? Yeah,

563
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: we told him how to tag and post it all.

564
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: We did it already. All right. Can we talk about

565
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: the DNC because that was like a moment, Okay, the

566
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: Democraticational Committee. We talked how many weeks ago? Was that

567
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 2: it was a very long time ago. But I just

568
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 2: want one thing to say. Okay, okay, that was a

569
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: little while ago, y'all. But it was like the best

570
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: thing that we had ever seen in a very long time.

571
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: I know. They had DJ. Know if you bring a

572
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 2: DJ anywhere, it just gets better. Yes, So that's like

573
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 2: a should be a theme for life. Oh, bring a

574
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 2: DJ with you. All you need is a DJ. Well,

575
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: that's like back in the day, people used to walk

576
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: walk around with the boom box on the shoulder, right, Yes,

577
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: and they were called crazy, I think no.

578
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: They would walk down the street, yes, and as they're

579
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: walking everyone your mood would live.

580
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like and you feel good about yourself? Yeah yeah,

581
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: I just felt like, you know, a DJ changes everything, and.

582
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: That's why I travel with my little speaker all the time.

583
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: True.

584
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: You know, people won't be mad at me for playing

585
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: somebody's words on the speaker, like, no, the speaker is.

586
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: Life, the speaker is light. Yes, listen, I'm sure that

587
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 2: other people on the other side, which they had thought

588
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: of it, but the Democratic National Convention thought of it first, right.

589
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: Whoever put that together was genius. And life should be

590
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 2: about a DJ. All you need, I'm gonna start dating

591
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: a DJ. Okay, yeah, all right, he's gonna he's gonna

592
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: play music to get my panties off. Yes, that's probably

593
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: not hard, right, So so you know what, it's funny.

594
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: You should not say that the whole.

595
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, I should not say that, but you know

596
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: it's funny.

597
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: When I was watching it, I've never sat and watched

598
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: a roll call. No, like, I've never done that.

599
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: And we literally sat there and for I sat there

600
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: for an hour or so watching a roll call.

601
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: But like, why, how why hasn't it been to tune

602
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: of a DJ? Yeah, like it's a roll call, like

603
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 2: roll call, Like, okay, so black colleges, if there's ever

604
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: a roll call, I'm making this up. It's always music involved.

605
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: I mean, it's always a beat involved. Yes, so yeah,

606
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: give me the beat. Yeah. Yeah. They now they have

607
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: to do every year now every four years. Yeah, I know.

608
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: But can you can you imagine though I hate to

609
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: say it, and this is we're like, this was a

610
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: few weeks ago. Can you imagine if Joe Biden was

611
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: our nominee? No roll call? Right, no DJ that would

612
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: not have worked out? And can you imagine that? No?

613
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: I cannot. I love you Joe. We oh no, we

614
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: do love Joe. I know Joe is you know. We

615
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: just want him to rest, that's all. I just want

616
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: Joe to just you know, I want him to be

617
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: able to eat his apple sauce and go to bed

618
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: when he feels like it. All right, So this is

619
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: for you. So there has been a lawsuit because of

620
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: the Ring camera. Oh so they have been sued by

621
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: thousands of ring doorbell owners because they were hacked. Right. Oh,

622
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: so I'm letting they were hacked and then you know,

623
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: people's information was put out there. So I want to

624
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: let you know that if I get this email because

625
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: I have the ring. Okay, I get if I get

626
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 2: this email. Yes, oh, I'm feeling out all the in

627
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: from it. You want to sign up? What I get

628
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 2: my money? Why? Why for that one? Well, I'm well, okay,

629
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: I'm changing my tune, all of them moving forward, because

630
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: you got your five dollars, I'm gonna put in.

631
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: And now that Girell got by the way, his name

632
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: is Jarrell.

633
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: He actually posted. We didn't say his name is Jerrell. No,

634
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: you know from Jerrold. You read his letter and you

635
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: were like Jerrold and I was like, no, it's Jerrell. Okay, no,

636
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: it is Jarrell.

637
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: Of course you're round. So yes, he posts. He posted

638
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: and tagged me in his story said he what do

639
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: you call that thing?

640
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 2: Phonetically spelled it?

641
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean it is phonetically spelled jire Girell Jared.

642
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: That rhymes fire jay. So ring, I'm coming for you.

643
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: I'm signing up. I'm getting my money good the end.

644
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: By the way, I signed up for one the other day.

645
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: It was Nike. Uh huh. It was like, I don't

646
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: know Nike stock tanked and so oh I don't have

647
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: Nike stock. You don't know?

648
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have Nike stock and it tanked, and I'm

649
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: supposed to get some money for that and I signed

650
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: up for it.

651
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: How are you gonna get money because the stock I

652
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: don't I didn't read all the words. You didn't read

653
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: all those just a fine friends. Yeah, it's like if

654
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: you have if you have Nike stock, that fill this out? Okay, yeah,

655
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 2: okay before you read that, it's the last thing I

656
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 2: have to say. So South Korea, because this is the

657
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 2: falls in line with the fact that this man went

658
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: on a date with me he didn't have a tooth. Yeah,

659
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: I might move to South Korea because they're paying people

660
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: thirty eight thousand dollars to find a husband or a wife. Wait,

661
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: south Korea, thirty eight thousand dollars to find me a husband? Okay,

662
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: so that would alleviate me having to go on dates

663
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: with people with no teeth.

664
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: But they're paying, they're pretty much they're encouraging people to

665
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: get married. Yes, So is that alleviating you from Well,

666
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: they might they might have a dating pool that they

667
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:07,719
Speaker 1: put together.

668
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: Is that what it really? Maybe? I think they're just

669
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: it's like an incentive to get married, right, so oh

670
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 2: so then yeah, okay, now my way so then now

671
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 2: now it's just like Lottie died and everybody trying to

672
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 2: exactly no never right.

673
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: So you so at least he at least he's just

674
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: missing one tooth.

675
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be missing all teeth hard right down.

676
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 2: Teeth are important people, and me of all people, as

677
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 2: much as I'm like, oh my god, teeth are important

678
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: and your teeth got to be white and blah blah blah,

679
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: you show up with not one right right here in

680
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 2: the front right snag on. That's crazy, that's crazy. Okay,

681
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 2: I have a random question for you. Yeah, and by

682
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: the way, it's my birthday.

683
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Yes, So on your birthday, can you think of any

684
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: weird purchases that you that you've made.

685
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: That purchase lately?

686
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like random weird I can, I can probably.

687
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you have?

688
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: So I recently purchased a cameltoe cover?

689
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: Okay, you can explain to people what cameltoe is. I will. Okay,

690
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 2: So let's say you have ladies have on leggings and

691
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: you can see like the imprint of their vagina. Yes,

692
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 2: that is called cameltoe.

693
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so I have a problem, Like I swear,

694
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: I feel like every legging I put on gives me cameltoe,

695
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't give you cameltoe.

696
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: You can just you just have cameltoe in those leggings. Right,

697
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: So what does the camelto stopper look like?

698
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: It's like a piece of like silicone. It's like a

699
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: a silicone like pad kind of yes, Okay, yes, it's

700
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 1: like it's almost like a silicone pantyliner.

701
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: Okay, got it. And you just like put it in

702
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: the you know, in the front air the front area.

703
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: Does that make you sweat? So I tried it on.

704
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: Does it does it adhere to Yes?

705
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: So there's like a sticky okay, Right, So so I

706
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: just like tried it on to see like, okay, am

707
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: I gonna like go out with this and it you know,

708
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 1: you look in a mirror like, oh okay, that works,

709
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't see my camel toe. But I'm just

710
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: like this ship is going to make me sweat.

711
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: Bullets, like you know what I'm saying.

712
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: Like, So, yeah, so yeah, I might not have cameltoe,

713
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be freaking I'm gonna have a big

714
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: old sweat.

715
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: Puddle, yes, in my crutch. Yeah. So, so which one

716
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 2: is better? Cameltoe or sweat? Puddle. They both suck. I

717
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 2: can't like the camelto.

718
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm so conscious of it, like I have it right now,

719
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: but because I'm sitting down, I don't care.

720
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but like you have to think the pad

721
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: on it.

722
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no cameltoe right now. Okay, these leggings give me cameto.

723
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: But there's some leggings that it's I think it's because

724
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: I have a long torso and so.

725
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,959
Speaker 2: Oh so you have to pull up your pants higher. Yes,

726
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: and it's yeah coochie area. Yeah.

727
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: So I wish some leggings companies would make leggings for

728
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: like longer torsos.

729
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I'm saying. Like then he's like

730
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: really addressed this problem for me.

731
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a huge problem. Yes, but I was so

732
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: desperate that I went on Amazon. I went on Amazon

733
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: and I searched for cameltoe covers and I found him.

734
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: Wow is that crazy? This so this is really a thing.

735
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 2: It's really a thing. I think you can search anything

736
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 2: on Amazon. Yeah, is so crazy. Anytime it's just like.

737
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: Wow, yes, you think it's something that you need and

738
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: you go on Amazon and it's there.

739
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 2: And it's there, and then you buy it and it

740
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 2: comes like the next day. Yes, it's amazing. I can't

741
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: really think of anything I think recently I bought. I'm

742
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: still actually still waiting for it to come. Like a

743
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 2: big thing of cinnamon because they say that if you

744
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: put that on your trash can, the raccoons will not. Oh,

745
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 2: it's a distract, distract, deterrent for live animals. Okay, yeah,

746
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: all right, I'll like you to know how that work. Yeah,

747
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: let me know how that work. Yeah, because the deer

748
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 2: is the zest. Yeah, so cinnamon is for raccoons. Okay, Yeah, all.

749
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: Right, that's good to know, very good to know. Okay,

750
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: So I have a letter to read. This is a

751
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: follow up for from something that you talked about on

752
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: the podcast. So this says Aloha. My name is Floyd

753
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: and I'm from Hawaii and I love you too. I've

754
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: listened to all one hundred and forty seven episodes you

755
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: have done and cannot get enough. I listened on my

756
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: way to work and from work and pretty much anytime

757
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm in my car. Robin, I'm so said you will

758
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: not be on rhop. They're making a huge mistake.

759
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: I'm writing I know when it premieres. I'm not telling

760
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna tell Robin Lade.

761
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: Okay, yay, any day noway, ain't coming. I'm writing you

762
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: folks because Gizelle you said you came to Hawaii and

763
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: we don't know about personal space.

764
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm writing, don't come with me. No, No, he's just

765
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: inform me, Okay.

766
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm writing to inform you folks that yes, it is

767
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: a cultural thing. Oh really, Okay, we come close to

768
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: share the aloha spirit and we welcome you into our ohana,

769
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: meaning we love you like family.

770
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: Okay.

771
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: It is like a term of endearment. And it's not

772
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: mean to be intrusive. Now, if they were in your

773
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: face being rude, that would have been a different story totally,

774
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: but seems that was not the case. No, anyways, love

775
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: you too so much, and you should come to the

776
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: island of Oahu and do a show.

777
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: I would be there that way, okay. So okay, so

778
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't crazy, right, Yeah?

779
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: This and actually we got two letters about Hawaii. It's

780
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: another one I should find it explaining the you're talking

781
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: about the lani. Then the person that, yes, that bought

782
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: all the land, uh huh.

783
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, were they mad about it too?

784
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there was it was them colonizing pretty much

785
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: like almost like gentrification type of situation.

786
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: Which I don't think is good.

787
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I have a question for you. Yep, this

788
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: is from Coco, Hi, ladies. My question is for Giselle.

789
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: What was your reaction when you found out you were

790
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: having twins? And do you have a history of twins

791
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: in your family?

792
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: I think I've talked about this now, yeah, maybe. So

793
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: when I found out I was having twins, I was

794
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: Grace was ten months old. Okay, so a ten month

795
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 2: old cannot walk, cannot pee in a toilet or poop

796
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 2: in a toilet, and I was pregnant, and I went

797
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 2: to the doctor and now I did a sonogram and

798
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 2: they were like, you're having two more and I cried,

799
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: like bent over, crying, like standing up, bent over, like yes.

800
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 2: And so I'm screaming at the lady at the sonogram lady,

801
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: who is a nondescript sonogram lady. I'm like, what the shit,

802
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean? I was like, I have

803
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 2: a ten month old at home. So she was like

804
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: a lady, I don't care. Like she just was like

805
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 2: get out of here. So went into my car and

806
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: cried big tears and then I called Jamal and he

807
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: was like yay. Of course he says yay, because what

808
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: diaper has he changed? So I really thought I was

809
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: being punished for something that I did. And then when

810
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: they got here, I thought I was really being punished.

811
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: But now it's the best thing that ever happened to me.

812
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: It is, Yes, totally. And there's twins. So Jamal's grandmother

813
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: was a twin. Okay, I think my grandfather's brothers were twins.

814
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 2: There's twins in there somewhere. So we had it on

815
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 2: both sides. Okay, okay, yeah, well there you go.

816
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: And so did you when you were like, you know,

817
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: having when you were thinking about having kids or getting

818
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: pregnant because you think there was a possibility of you

819
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: having twins.

820
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: Because I didn't know. I didn't know Jamal's grandmother mother

821
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 2: was a twin. God, I was like, wow, now's the

822
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: time to tell me. Yeah, but they have been like

823
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 2: the biggest blessing that's ever happened to me in my

824
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: entire life. Yes, so I feel that I feel you

825
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 2: on that. Okay.

826
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: Here's another letter, Hi, Robin and Jozelle. This is from

827
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: kristin Mount Castle. Just thought i'd give an honest report.

828
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I know that's what I said when I

829
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: first saw them. Okay, oh gosh, she says, I've always

830
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: been a supporter of Robin, and Mama has always been

831
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: a supporter of Gazelle.

832
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: Wook because it's my birthday.

833
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: Yes, each of us feeling indifferent about the other, but

834
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: I feel safe in saying that because once the both

835
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: of us started listening to your podcast, we now.

836
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: Love both of you.

837
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: Hey, yay, much love to you, Giselle, and sending love

838
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: from my mama to Robin. We truly appreciate getting a

839
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: tiny glimpse of your lives from your narration. If your

840
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: perspectives could be filmed as two hilarious entrepreneurs who devotingly

841
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: mother two different gendered active families, that would be far

842
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: more interesting. Sincerely, Kristen M. So, it's so funny, like

843
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: when I first saw the first line, just thought I'd

844
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: give it on support home.

845
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 2: Oh lord, but now that's sine people. It's weird because people,

846
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: I mean, we are similar, but we are very different,

847
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: and people pick up on it. Even with the edited

848
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: Potomac right, it might be a little harder to pick up.

849
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 2: I would think it'd be a little harder pick up

850
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: like differences in people. Yeah, but no you can catch

851
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: it like right away, right, yes, but you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I also you know, and this is like just

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Speaker 1: one of the gripes that I think most people have

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Speaker 1: about reality TV is that you really get like ten

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Speaker 1: percent of the person, yes, you know, or like they

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Speaker 1: they really dictate what they want to show you. So

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Speaker 1: while you know, the Robin that you see on the

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Speaker 1: podcast is the robin that shows up to film, they don't.

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Speaker 1: They might not necessarily show that all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that's I'm not that robin is not really worrying

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Speaker 1: about the drama. You know, it's more like we're just

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Speaker 1: having fun.

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Speaker 2: And I always say, like if you if on Potomac,

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Speaker 2: if you see yourself being great, that's one hundred percent

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Speaker 2: of me. But if I'm not right, that's five percent, right, yes.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, they show you what they want to show you,

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Speaker 1: and they really, you know, I don't know, they got

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Speaker 1: to they have a a show to make about drama

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Speaker 1: and conflict and all that type of stuff.

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Speaker 2: But it's entertainment, people, it's entertainment. Yes, you want one more? Yeah, well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: give us one moment short one okay, because this is

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Speaker 2: my birthday. I got to get out of here. I

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Speaker 2: have things to do people. Okay, so this is just

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Speaker 2: like a this is like a WTF. Okay, I love wtfs.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's just like where this is? What are we

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Speaker 1: doing in this world?

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Speaker 2: Okay? All right, So.

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Speaker 1: Lauren Cavalaro, she said, high ladies. I came across this

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Speaker 1: post on Instagram the other day and immediately thought you

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Speaker 1: could use it for one of your Instagram chronicle segments. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: have you seen this? Sexy Red has a lip gloss

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Speaker 1: line and the names she gave each one are crazy,

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Speaker 1: like disgustingly nasty. I don't listen to her music, but

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Speaker 1: I was shocked at the names. I can only imagine

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Speaker 1: it was disgusting. Okay, give me too, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: the names.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, we have for y'all. For those who don't

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Speaker 2: know who Sexy Red is, she's an rapper, female rapper, yes, young, yes,

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Speaker 2: who raps about I don't know. Pussy swallowing semen, yes,

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Speaker 2: coucie juice and licking kuccie Okay, booty.

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Speaker 1: Whole brown what mm hmm nut nut hm, pussy whole pink.

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Speaker 2: Because she stole that from Beyonce, What Beyonce and why

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Speaker 2: Beyonce song? She said, we're gonna paint the town pussy pink?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah really yeah? She does in the non yeah version,

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it didn't make me think of a

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Speaker 1: lipstick of like nass of like raunchy.

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Speaker 2: No, no, yes, no yellow discharge?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? What?

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Speaker 2: Who? Okay? Yes for ellipstick? Yes? Got three? More right?

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Speaker 2: Who wants to put that on their lips? Right? Gonorrhea,

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Speaker 2: sexy Red, there's something wrong here? What blue balls? Blue balls?

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Speaker 2: And last but not least sex on my period? I can't,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I'm done. I am done, Sexy Red, you

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Speaker 2: have disturbed my birth What has happened in this world? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 2: totally ruined. He has ruined my birthday. She has ruined

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Speaker 2: your birthday. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They're like so they're like the real kind of sheer,

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Speaker 1: like a juicy stew kind of color. So they're not like,

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Speaker 1: you know, so.

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Speaker 2: There's like funny that's not cute.

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Speaker 1: No, So there's like a blue one for blue balls,

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Speaker 1: there's a green one for gonorrhea. There's like, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: a whitish one.

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Speaker 2: I'm disgusted yellow and I don't want, you know, to

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Speaker 2: be like sweet sweet Green, Like we stole from Sweet Green.

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Speaker 2: They send us a gift card. We're trashing sexy red.

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Speaker 2: We do not want these glosses. We don't okay at all. Ever,

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Speaker 2: We're we love y'all. Don't ever forget to live your life,

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Speaker 2: a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.

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