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Speaker 1: for you. Straw very let up. Thank you enough you

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Speaker 1: subject no kissing and no loving. Dear Stephen Shirley. For

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Speaker 1: the past two years, I have been friends with a

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Speaker 1: my god, we need the Jaws music right here. After

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Speaker 1: I've mentioned the dentist to him, and he said he

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Speaker 1: I was so disappointed. Not only does he have little

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Speaker 1: know what really, I could not go through with it. Uh,

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Speaker 1: has been going on for two years now, that's a

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Speaker 1: long time. I mean you know that that's a really

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Speaker 1: long time for you to be dealing with these little

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Speaker 1: understand that. I don't understand that you have a mirror

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else. You can see just like everyone else.

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Speaker 1: But if for you, if this should not be a problem,

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Speaker 1: because if you don't want to be in this situation,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to be in this situation. Should you

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Speaker 1: be honest with him? Yes, if he's really your friend.

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Speaker 1: I think you should be honest with him because for

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Speaker 1: a lot of people, if your mouth isn't together, if

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna have a partner. I mean, unless you

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Speaker 1: people usually don't like to deal with you if your

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Speaker 1: a lot of things, you know, just to name a few,

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Speaker 1: bad breath, gingivitis, all of that stuff. We used to

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Speaker 1: that came on the show and said, the mouth is

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Speaker 1: the opening to your body, to all your insides and everything,

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Speaker 1: And he said he hadn't been to the dentist in

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Speaker 1: you years, years, and you know you're supposed to go

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Speaker 1: So this will be an issue for you. And if

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Speaker 1: it now. Let him know he's your friend. Just don't

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Speaker 1: crush him, you know, let him down easily. Just tell him,

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Speaker 1: his manhood or anything, but you know about his teeth.

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Speaker 1: You know she doesn't have to say that. Now do

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Speaker 1: you need to know what's going on now? I don't

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Speaker 1: what you got? I think you're missing it? Okay? You

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Speaker 1: ken open he can open knds right, putt the open

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Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is no kissing and no Loving.

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Speaker 1: A young lady wrote in she has been with a

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Speaker 1: guy for two years. They've been friends for two years now,

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Speaker 1: so now he wants to take the relationship to another level.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is, she says, he is a little

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Speaker 1: t His name is Charlie Go. And she says that,

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Speaker 1: you know, he got touchy feely one night and uh

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Speaker 1: or one time they went out and he started asking

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Speaker 1: What teaching your teeth? Your man? You hit here with

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Speaker 1: I can't see you no more now on that. Does

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Speaker 1: She's very disappointed. Um, she doesn't. Yeah, does she cut

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Speaker 1: his food up when pieces? I don't know. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: Because you missing a too? Do you know? Do you

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Speaker 1: know how many women I've been with no teeth? Man's

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Speaker 1: it's some section about women have that back to missing man,

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Speaker 1: that's all man that when I meet you open. Let's

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Speaker 1: out they got no teeth, but keep them for wisdom.

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Speaker 1: Man's take it out. Let me just say it's all

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Speaker 1: a mint. Teeth has never been a deal breakup for men. Nah,

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Speaker 1: I have I have slept with with with an open

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Speaker 1: you can have it something on yo too? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Yeah, I'm telling missing to this is new teeth. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're climbing in your teeth. Caps. I'm really puns to

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Speaker 1: that black too. I like that ca caps. You can

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Speaker 1: have caps. Man, I thought I knew you guys, but

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Speaker 1: I have no I got to have some pretty Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's dark in here. Any I'm with you because we's smiling.

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Speaker 1: Sur they're awesome, drop dead fine women. You will say,

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Speaker 1: you know, man with no teeth really that my number

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Speaker 1: one of Hallett Berry was all gone. You've seen a

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Speaker 1: woman still not kicking her. I'm even seen a woman

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Speaker 1: that's fine. We've seen we've seen women's fine from the

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Speaker 1: back and went over there just on that. Well, seeing

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Speaker 1: a woman fine just from the back, I'm going after

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Speaker 1: that in the back and turned around and front. I'm

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Speaker 1: still exchanging phone number. You could be so fine and

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Speaker 1: not have no eel. You just can't hear what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But I'm good with this. A woman one time you

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Speaker 1: had no lips. What are you talking about? None? He

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Speaker 1: with an extra piky fanger. I didn't even bother me.

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Speaker 1: I just felt like two people was touching me at

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Speaker 1: the same time. Hold now it has gotten personal because

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Speaker 1: you don't have one of them things. You know, I

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Speaker 1: It's a full face. I said. Did they charge you

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Speaker 1: extra at the dance and you get is an extra?

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Speaker 1: Wa you gotta pay for other thing? When I went

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Speaker 1: you really didn't happen. I really did you know when

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Speaker 1: they hook your little pinkies together with you, I'm not lying.

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Speaker 1: It's two. It's two pinkies out that. Yeah you got

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Speaker 1: this letter is this letter is not about me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting man. This letter is not about saying

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Speaker 1: saying all the pinky people getting made. Now people with

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, you know what, but yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: You could not have gums. And I got this girl

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Speaker 1: so fine. She ain't got noisph right through sign trumps

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Speaker 1: all of that. It's something wrong with your sign trumps ignorant.

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Speaker 1: But she find but one of her foots his backwards

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Speaker 1: don't matter, don't matter. I'm really starting to look at

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Speaker 1: you guys differently. She can have like I could be

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Speaker 1: and she's fine. I'm sit there and talk at that one.

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Speaker 1: Here's Shirley. Yeah, sure, okay, I'm gonna give both of y'all.

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Speaker 1: Shirley and called, okay, Shirley. Uh, Morgan Freeman, Yes, his

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Speaker 1: knees is backwards. You still you still want him? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because he wears pants. I don't have to stand who

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Speaker 1: in dress? Elbow? Ain't got no elbows? Just straight? Did

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Speaker 1: she say? Come on? Come on? He said, come on,

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Speaker 1: we got the hook, don't be in. Ain't no elbows.

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Speaker 1: But women are different. We like, we like teeth. We're

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Speaker 1: into nice mouths. And he just said, well, I like

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