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Speaker 2: You are in this race.

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Speaker 3: Get in the fight yourself. What we're gonna do, what

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Speaker 4: Appear that's calm.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm not going to jail.

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Speaker 6: Oh crap, listen, Simon, you think you're gonna play a

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Speaker 3: All I ever wanted to do is be a racer.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing it. The ten of.

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Speaker 5: You are the best Brandtismo players in the world.

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Speaker 3: Now's your jobs, So race real cars. It's not gonna

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Speaker 3: work the guys who race or elite athletes. Your kids

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Speaker 3: are scrawny little gamer kids. That's where you coming. So

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Speaker 7: You get tired, get sloppy, get sloppy and get hurt.

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Speaker 3: You get pooped on my lawn. I know what I'm doing,

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Speaker 3: not a fake. I've raced this track a thousand times

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Speaker 3: in the game. Let me drop it by way. That

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Speaker 3: Your presence is shaking the foundation of the sports. The

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Speaker 7: You got Jesus with a joystick?

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Speaker 8: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I can't see anything?

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Speaker 9: Little?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 3: If I can do this, most people can't. I got

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Speaker 4: Stop.

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Speaker 3: So I'm not gonna quit. You coulda proved to everyone.

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Speaker 3: Don't be a loan. He vraiced it what like a

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Speaker 3: Grant to Resbark based on a true story, and I

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 9: My kids are very locked in on this trailer and

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Speaker 9: So this is like made for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm all in. I'm ready to see this.

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Speaker 4: So I would love to see somebody live out my

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Speaker 4: dream that little hard work montage, but my eyes was

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Speaker 3: Alrighty going a lot of y'all you feeling on that,

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Speaker 3: definitely tapping it.

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Speaker 9: Gren Trismo based on a true story is coming out

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Speaker 9: on August eleventh.

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Speaker 8: You can get your tickets now.

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Speaker 9: Welcome to Jenkinson Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. We

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Speaker 9: are live with your up to date, in depth analysis

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Speaker 9: on the Beast Bracket on Sunday, July twenty third, As

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Speaker 9: always Jenkinson Jones, hosted by the mastermind, the man who

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Speaker 3: Akay Tyler, Hey, everybody, have a good.

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Speaker 9: Jethro Jenkins Saikay John was that I'll guardy b a

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Speaker 9: ka Mike mother fucking Mike mother.

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Speaker 1: Mike, mother fucking And we're with your live Beast Bracket

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Speaker 1: commentary law and.

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Speaker 9: We're produced and joined for Beast Bracket analysis by the

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, all right, so I am he is I like.

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Speaker 10: To in myself in the weirdest possible ways, just because

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Well, the only thing we're talking about today

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Speaker 9: We're talking about the results from the first round from

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Speaker 9: the Sweet sixteen.

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Speaker 3: Baby, Sweet sixteen. Oh shit, but I want to go

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Speaker 3: down to the nitty gritty. My nerves kind of fucked

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Speaker 3: up watching his last one. Bro, I'm like, this is.

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Speaker 1: That mother some motherfucking wild dog's castawary match.

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Speaker 3: I was refreshing that shit like every two minutes.

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Speaker 9: Okay, let's talk about it right now. Okay, fuck the

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Speaker 9: San Antonio spirst.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm glad they tapped in, but at the same time, yes, because.

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Speaker 4: Come on, gee Temper too a go ahead, John Tamper

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Speaker 4: with the bobcast one.

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Speaker 3: I just couldn't let it slide, man, I just could.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Bro, not this one, but the one

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Speaker 4: more flag one was really the Castawarries one.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a more a Wilder you know what

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Speaker 4: I think they should have They shouldn't have washed the

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Speaker 3: I think I think the right decision was made here.

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Speaker 1: I thinks would have watched the Castaways though, like, look, bro,

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Speaker 3: Like, I think y'all are sleeping on them.

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Speaker 5: Did you say castlewarres in the Castle Wars in the

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Speaker 1: No, No, I had had African wild You can see

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Speaker 9: But let it be known that I, in my bracket

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Speaker 9: predicted African wild Dogs would win. I didn't know it

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Speaker 9: was going to be through this bullshit, but Castle, Like,

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Speaker 9: I don't care how good of a pack hunter you are.

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Speaker 9: If someone kicks you half.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you don't have ran Listen. These are the best

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Speaker 1: pack hunters in the world. Bro, Like I said in

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Speaker 1: the scouting port, they run plays, they run flinks, they

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Speaker 1: of them and it's still bro Like, and I'm a

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Speaker 1: castilary respector. I want to be clear on that. You know,

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Speaker 1: you feel it's twenty and the greatest you're talking to?

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Speaker 3: The cardio is amazing?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you sleep you're sleeping over How

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Speaker 1: they fucking run plays, How they fucking run sets out

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Speaker 3: Four inch claws, four on each foot. Nigga, the fuck

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Speaker 3: them sets? Nigga, fuck that, it's still eight ele you

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Speaker 3: feel me, it's it's still eight.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're raptors with They're still dumb ass birds

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Speaker 1: for twenty highly intelligent pack hunters.

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Speaker 3: Bro, he was it eight? Is it eight of them? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It was eight castwords verse twenty eight, Bro that I

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Speaker 9: One kick from each Castawary with each foot takes out

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Speaker 9: sixteen of the dogs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, one kick, Actually one kick probably takes out a

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm going through cartoors.

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Speaker 5: Still, doors are holding back, humans are getting knocked back.

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Speaker 1: This is you know how you know how long it

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Speaker 1: takes for a casterway to load up on one of

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Speaker 1: those kicks. Bro, you know how fast these fucking dogs are.

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Speaker 4: But once it hits them, I don't have those Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: still nineteen of them, Like I mean, come.

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Speaker 5: On, but there's also eight cast worries, right, nigga? So

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Speaker 5: what do you mean Like that's that's that's a that's

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Speaker 5: not that's not that's all.

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Speaker 9: Your points is dinosaurs, That's all I got. But it's

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Speaker 9: but it's powerful. Dinosaurs are dumb. It's a reason, bro,

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Speaker 9: it's a reason they fucking evolved into dumb ass birds.

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Speaker 9: They were like no, look like I said, mammals in

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Speaker 9: a headlock for one hundred million years until fucking media.

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Speaker 1: Little lass mammals, little ass shrews and ship you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Not not intelligent mammals like private.

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Speaker 9: But mammals didn't have room to evolve into bigger mammals

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Speaker 9: Metea or else, none of us would even be here

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Those dogs will still be rat.

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Speaker 9: Sized because the dinosaurs would be fucking gobbling them down

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Speaker 9: and ship like gummy words.

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Speaker 10: I hate to say it, guys, but we're really the

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Speaker 10: wild Dogs. Result is very very Republican. Round his furst

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Speaker 10: chimed in. Tyler's talking about at O's like he's got

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Speaker 10: Brad Stevens coaching them up. In the am chat, we

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Speaker 10: got someone saying the African Dogs just wanted it more.

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Speaker 10: It's really over here, guys looking ugly.

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Speaker 9: They have those furs fans going full two thousand and

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Speaker 3: The African wild Dogs are no ego.

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Speaker 4: Right right, no, no flash, all all hard work, bro,

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Speaker 4: I don't need like this.

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Speaker 3: This is not what we made this yet.

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Speaker 11: If wild go go go ahead, then one of them

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Speaker 11: Chat African wild Dogs are.

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Speaker 10: That team is seniors who've been running those plays for

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Speaker 10: four years. They got team chemistry out the fucking ass.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was exactly about to say. Is this

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Speaker 1: not how shit shakes out in basketball? Is this not

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Speaker 1: the best smartest well excasing he's been more physically talented.

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Speaker 4: These are gladiators, Nigga, we're talking about gladiators in a

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Speaker 4: basketball since, Bro, like in a in a basketball bracket.

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Speaker 4: That's the only thing that matters when it comes to

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Speaker 4: cast wars would have destroyed the niggas like different.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, but they're like six feet Bro, I

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Speaker 1: feel like you are. You are diminishing the fucking intellectual

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Speaker 1: a plus for silver backs, right, which we say they

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Speaker 1: does matter. I'm saying these things and and wild dogs

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Speaker 3: There's twenty of them, motherfuckers barely.

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Speaker 9: And here's my question, do they have the room to

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Speaker 9: dogs have the room to execute their They run, they run,

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Speaker 9: They came out with castlewarries, they.

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Speaker 3: Run flank sets.

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Speaker 1: So imagine twenty wild dogs surround these motherfuckers, they corral

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Speaker 1: and they get them in a castawery leaps.

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Speaker 3: He sucks up, he misses the leap, he gets pounced on.

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Speaker 5: And that's why there's seven more to pounce on the

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Speaker 5: other niggas that it's pounced the nigga. You feel me like, bro,

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Speaker 1: When castwads do not have that pack mentality, they would

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Speaker 4: Move like them are attacking. That's the thing. If all

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Speaker 5: Of them are attacking back right, so they don't have

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Speaker 3: They have the strength.

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Speaker 5: They have claws, you know what I mean, They have

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Speaker 1: Intelligence and numbers, intelligence and numbers and fucking bite power.

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Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of those claws canceled out that

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Speaker 4: Ye hear said, motherfucking face and snatched that whole head

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Speaker 3: Did you see that, bitch? It was steel doors and

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Speaker 9: To lead for the entire the Castlers at the lead

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Speaker 3: Were mad at us.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you let them drop down, and I

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Speaker 10: The cast worries, if we're continuing our basketball metaphors here

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Speaker 10: might be the Kyrie Harden. A lot of firepower, no

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Speaker 6: Who who teams to beat the It was it was

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Speaker 2: Well oiled Boston.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were Jason Tatum, I know, Jason Tatum with

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Speaker 3: the wild Dogs, Nigga. You know what I'm saying. You

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Bro, Yes, Bro, the fucking wild Dogs.

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Speaker 1: They are the fucking like the fucking Boston Celtics Finals

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Speaker 2: Who has more African wild dogging him than Mark?

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Speaker 5: But that's twenty Marcus Smarts Nigga, twenty Marcus Smarts is

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Speaker 5: going to Panama really early.

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Speaker 3: You want to vacation very.

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Speaker 9: John and I are defenders of dinosaurs, Rob, That's what

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Speaker 9: Yes, all right, Well, before before we started talking about

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Speaker 3: Me asking me about who put the scouting reports together?

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Speaker 9: Where is dude fucking Tyler is just showing out all

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Speaker 9: over this fucking beast bracket ship.

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Speaker 3: It was his idea.

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Speaker 9: He came up with a list of animals, he came

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Speaker 9: and he has been the one who He's not signing it,

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Speaker 9: but he's the one who's been doing all the animal

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Speaker 9: because he said the athlete comparison for the African wild

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Speaker 9: worries to the wild Dogs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm having fun with these motherfucker scouting reports. Bro

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Speaker 3: was clear.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm more excited for the scouting reports for dropping

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I got some dusies in there for y'all.

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Speaker 3: All right, so we're going to put them together.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: The hardest part is looking for a parallel to draw

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Speaker 1: it to, like an athlete, right, Okay, that's where that's

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Speaker 3: Blah blah, Yeah, okay, cool, some of.

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Speaker 1: Them hop out out there at just some of them.

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Speaker 1: It's still a couple of I still got to figure out.

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Speaker 9: But make sure you're following Jenkins and Jones on Twitter.

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Speaker 9: The scouting reports go up there along with the polls

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Speaker 9: on Monday Tuesday. Let's run through these results together. The

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Speaker 9: Steve Irwin Region first round. It was the one seed

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Speaker 9: thousand pound bison versus the eight seed ten one hundred

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Speaker 9: pound kangaroos. The bison won this sixty seven to thirty three.

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Speaker 9: People are putting up some kangaroo stuff that, you know,

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Speaker 9: I feel like maybe I underestimated kangaroos a little bit.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I think we might need to apologize to the kangaroos

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Speaker 3: Bad match Upyeah, yeah, sure for sure.

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Speaker 1: Because we are the only animals who can punch them

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Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying. I ain't seen one of them before,

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Speaker 9: But nonetheless, the bison is moving on the four seed

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Speaker 9: This was twenty fifty pound pit bulls versus one thousand

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Speaker 9: Tarico Hairline said, uh, I feel like it would have

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Speaker 3: The fishing dog in the black community. Them Rott Wallers

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Speaker 3: bro right, fact fact? What do you what do y'all?

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Speaker 9: I mean, I think I said my piece on this

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we discussed how, you know, pit

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Speaker 1: Like that's why they call pit bulls. They were bred

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Speaker 1: the water buffalo's a different breathe bro. This ain't just

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Speaker 1: This is like the the most dangerous mammal on on

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Speaker 3: Super fucking aggressive. Those horns ain't no motherfucking joke, was Tyler?

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Speaker 3: He needed back?

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Speaker 3: Wins that, But twenty one is just yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean? People think I quit in them, bro, Yeah, exact.

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Speaker 1: No, Like you can bang a fucking pit bull over

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Speaker 4: I mean, the way I'm looking at it is, are

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Speaker 4: Y'all are thinking like they got to kill the lot

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Speaker 9: We also had in the Steve Irwin region the three

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Speaker 3: Don't I think?

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Speaker 9: You know, warhogs defense deserved maybe a little more credit

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Speaker 1: I think the honey Badgers would have won that decisively,

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Speaker 3: Like, warhogs ain't no joke, bro. Yeah, when I saw that,

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Speaker 3: You feel me.

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Speaker 4: It was a small one, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Jaguars and lines, they don't. They don't fucking when they

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Speaker 4: And they got them tossed too, didn't swait bro, And

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Speaker 3: It was all we would.

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Speaker 9: I give bonus points to any animal that was a

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Speaker 9: mutant in teenage mutant ninja turtles, So warhogs, you know

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Speaker 9: a special place in high heart be bopping rock.

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Speaker 1: Steady out here, rock Steady, the last of them in

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Speaker 1: at least twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Gee. Yeah, well we got the new Ninja Turtle movie

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Speaker 9: The last matchup in the Steve Irwin region is the

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Speaker 9: two seed eight hyenas versus five bucks hyenas absolutely covered

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about how that was. Shake up.

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Speaker 1: I think I think those are the right numbers on there.

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Speaker 3: How many hyenas is it too?

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Speaker 8: Eight?

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Speaker 3: Man, that's Tyler. That is a bad matchup for a couple, bro.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, those eight Honey Badgers were I mean those

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Speaker 1: twenty Honey Badgers was eight hyenas.

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Speaker 2: Next round, Hold, I'm not trying to get too far

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Speaker 2: about that.

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Speaker 3: Next one.

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Speaker 10: The pit bulls, the Honey Badgers and the hyenas. I

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Speaker 10: feel like all of those get like win the whole Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Oh, the second round matchups are going

448
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Speaker 3: to be crazy.

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Speaker 9: We will we will preview the second round matchups on

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Speaker 9: Wednesday show. It is going to be listen. This is

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Speaker 9: like the NBA playoffs. You know what I mean, it's

452
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Speaker 9: the first round there. There's may be some good series,

453
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Speaker 9: but you know what's gonna happen the second round. Not

454
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Speaker 9: a bad legacies are being written out a bat. Okay,

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Speaker 9: let's move to the Big Boy Region. Tyler, have sp

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Speaker 9: enough time.

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Speaker 3: The legacy hyenus is on the line tonight, Tyler.

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Speaker 9: Have you spent enough time looking at this that if

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Speaker 9: I told you an animal you would know how many animals.

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Speaker 3: Are in it? I probably would try. Yeah, yeah, no, No,

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just curious. I know you've been like that.

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Speaker 9: John was like how many of you were like four years?

463
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Speaker 9: Like he's probably been staring at this shit constantly for

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Speaker 9: like a week. Okay, Big Boy Region number one seed

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Speaker 9: two five hundred pound tigers versus five unarmed two hundred

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Speaker 9: pound humans, gentlemen. The results with over nine thousand votes

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Speaker 9: in ninety six percent tigers to four percent humans.

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Speaker 3: And it shouldn't have been that club, not even I think.

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Speaker 1: I think this pole is a good case study on

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Speaker 1: the troll percentage that that you have to account for

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Speaker 1: in any type of pole that you make.

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Speaker 3: I think four percent needs to be the troll line.

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Speaker 1: After four percent you know, yeah, because ain't no way

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Speaker 1: in hell.

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Speaker 3: Those motherfuckers voter human were dead serious. Ain't no way

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Speaker 3: inn believe it.

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Speaker 4: Are we sure a bots vote to Are we certain?

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Speaker 4: Because that I don't know?

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Speaker 3: That might be the Yeah? Then the creator event.

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Speaker 2: And they were like, I'm a human, Yeah, I want

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Speaker 2: to vote.

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Speaker 3: For that one.

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Speaker 9: I'm human too, yeah for so okay, So next matchup,

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Speaker 9: which is where John chose to tamper, and let it

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Speaker 9: be known, you are more effective at tampering this than

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Speaker 9: the San Antonio Spurs were. So you're my preferred player

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Speaker 9: agent if I got to get an NBA player. Moved

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Speaker 9: the four seed fifty to twenty pound Tasmanian Devils versus

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Speaker 9: the five seed twenty five forty pound Bobcats. This was

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Speaker 9: trending towards the Tasmanian Devils, and then John came in

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Speaker 9: and quote, should do with a couple of select facts

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Speaker 9: about the bottom. Cherry picked a little bit, but we

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Speaker 9: ended up with a fifty six forty four Bobcats victory.

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Speaker 9: John Well, first of all, Tyler, is this acceptable behavior

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Speaker 9: from the panel.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it goes back to you know

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Speaker 1: how how yalla cal and foul play on the spurs interceding.

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Speaker 1: But I think that they interceeded on the right pick,

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Speaker 1: and I think John interceeded on the right pick here too.

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Speaker 1: I think Bobcats would beat the funk out those Tasmanian them.

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Speaker 3: But that was.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious because Bro John tweeted that ship out at like

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Speaker 1: nine am my time. It was my dude, woke up

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Speaker 1: at like six am. Slide, my baby would leap next

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Speaker 1: to me. I'm over here whispering.

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Speaker 3: The tweeted, you believe, just give me the bum kept

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Speaker 3: up for I got.

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Speaker 6: Some feel me no, so yeah, yeah, but six am

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Speaker 6: if the first thing was like, I can't let it

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Speaker 6: go anymore.

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Speaker 3: Man, this is just it's too flagery. Shouldn't be this closed,

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Speaker 3: it really should.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we got Bobcats who are just super fucking strong.

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Speaker 1: They've got claws, they've got an incredible bite, right yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know that that fucking alien feline agility right like.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't have it shouldn't have been as close as

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Speaker 1: it was for as long as it was. The Bobcats

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Speaker 1: should have pulled away with that early.

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Speaker 9: Letting me know, that's an official Genis and Jones stipulation.

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Speaker 9: It's not tampering. If we agree absolutely.

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Speaker 10: And we're four for four and agree by this one,

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Speaker 10: bobcats are washing absolutely. Honestly, last week when I googled,

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Speaker 10: we were doing the seeding or whatever, and I had

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Speaker 10: to google what a Tasmanian devil looks like?

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Speaker 2: I felt like I was.

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Speaker 10: I was Draymond Green and he had this viral kryl

527
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Speaker 10: clip when he went on Paul George's podcast talking about

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Speaker 10: how like some half the battle was just looking like

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Speaker 10: an NBA player, And I looked at the Tasmanian Devils

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Speaker 10: and I was like, what the heck? I thought these

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Speaker 10: looked like the cartoon or something. They just looked like

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Speaker 10: little weasels, while bobcats look like bobcats look like fucking

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Speaker 10: you honest out there, bobcats.

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Speaker 4: Are twenty badgers of what we thought Tasmanian Devils were

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Speaker 4: until we actually saw Tasmanian double.

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Speaker 1: They're the size of pugs. Bro Like, you know, no,

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Speaker 1: a Bobcat is mopping them up.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, that's a order.

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Speaker 9: Then we've got the three seed, the twenty fifty pound

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Speaker 9: African wild Dogs beating the eight one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 9: five pound cast Worries fifty point heaven to forty nine

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Speaker 9: point three percent with over ten thousand people.

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Speaker 3: That's that's probably triple overtime. Baby, that went, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean? They were classic of the tournament. This

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Speaker 3: is March.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember that Nick Nurse fucking meme where he's

547
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Speaker 4: like bent out like this, like you know what I'm saying,

548
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Speaker 4: the stance, and that was me, Bro, I was, Bro,

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Speaker 4: I was. I was looking at that ship every five minutes.

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Speaker 4: I felt like it was Twitter twenty fifteen. I had

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Speaker 4: been on Twitter that much in a day and probably

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Speaker 4: since they around that time.

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Speaker 3: Gee, I'm like, get in the fucking stance, stop somebody,

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: How so fucking pride.

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Speaker 3: Man. I can't believe they let the boys met him out.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, the Spurs had to come in, the organization

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Speaker 4: had to come in and do it.

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Speaker 9: So that's very Spurs didn't run their ship, Bro, They

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Speaker 9: didn't run their ship.

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Speaker 3: The moment was too big for him.

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Speaker 4: Like Tyler said, they started playing one on one ball,

563
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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, And they got away from

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Speaker 4: got away from what got them there.

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Speaker 1: You know, didn't lean on their sides like they should have.

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Speaker 1: You know, the Poles the mother. But we need we

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Speaker 1: need to have a serious conversation about Conference Australia. We

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Speaker 1: had the Kangaroos, the Tasmanian Devils and the Castlewey is

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Speaker 1: going over three?

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Speaker 3: Is the Conference Australia overrated? The rules were like what

571
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Speaker 3: the last pick?

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Speaker 4: Were they not the Yeah yeah, so that that's a

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Speaker 4: that's a rough but but the castries.

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Speaker 9: But it's a great point because people talk about Australia

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Speaker 9: as being like the home of the scariest, freakiest ship

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Speaker 9: and they went over three in the first round.

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Speaker 3: Now, the no poison stipulation very hard.

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Speaker 4: No reptiles, no spiders you feel me? So I'm not reptiles,

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Speaker 4: but not not not the point. No no.

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Speaker 1: Mambas, Yeah yeah, yeah, Australia is probably going ice cube

581
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Speaker 1: and like setting up their own league next year.

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Speaker 2: They want they want the venom allowed.

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Speaker 3: And didn't we run on Australia joint You know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: We all know it's a long summer, boys, we can

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Speaker 4: figure it out with venomous animals.

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Speaker 9: But anyway, the poll for the poll for the Castors

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Speaker 9: and the wild Dogs is over five hundred thousand views

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Speaker 9: on Twitter, with one hundred and seventeen quote tweets.

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Speaker 3: So again, how many votes was it? Yeah? Ten five hundred.

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Speaker 3: I mean I was like, bro, like, when is that

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Speaker 3: time you saw a poll with that many votes?

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Speaker 9: I mean, I told y'all like my school board representative,

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Speaker 9: my city council person, and my state assemblyman all got

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Speaker 9: less votes than the fucking wild dogs.

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Speaker 3: So crazy, crazy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what a barn burner, because it was they seemed

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Speaker 5: like it was like they was fighting for the people,

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Speaker 5: was fighting for the wild dogs.

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Speaker 3: People was fighting for the cast wars.

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Speaker 4: They was like retweeting, commenting all types of shit.

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Speaker 3: You feel me? And I mean both teams far hard.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy. The shore the best mass to open around

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Speaker 3: so far. Yeah yeah, yeah. We do have some doozies,

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Speaker 3: which will you in a minute.

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Speaker 9: But first let's get through the rest of these first

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Speaker 9: round matchups that already happened. The two seed one thousand

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Speaker 9: pound polar bear versus one hundred and ten pound house cats.

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Speaker 9: This went eighty two to eighteen in favor of the

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Speaker 9: polar bear. This is another one where I felt like,

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Speaker 9: I mean, people are not going to vote against.

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Speaker 3: The polar bear.

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Speaker 9: But if you ever watched two housecats fighting with the

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Speaker 9: speed and the strength that they have. That polar Bear's

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Speaker 9: got eyes and genitals, bro, like you got a hundred of.

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Speaker 3: Them off spots. Baby. I don't know, but I think

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Speaker 3: the Polar.

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Speaker 4: Bear records we talked about the polar bear standing up,

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Speaker 4: how longs it squishing on my legs?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: And one and one slap gonna get like four of

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Speaker 5: them out of their dead ass at least.

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Speaker 3: I also think.

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Speaker 1: I also think the Polar Bears thick ass fucking layer

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Speaker 1: of Arctic fat o sers as army here for those

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Speaker 1: little last clubs. So yeah, yeah, not at all, Matt

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Speaker 1: at the results on this one.

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Speaker 9: Okay, let's preview, Tyler, which are you gonna do DMX

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Speaker 9: on Monday?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, d MX Monday and then Pidgeonman for me Arnold

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Speaker 1: region on Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, So Monday's matchups in the d m X

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Speaker 9: region number one, two Grizzlies versus two hundred Rats. This

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Speaker 9: is one of the most intriguing matchups of the first.

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Speaker 3: Said, two Grizzlies too. Grizzlies versus two hundred Rats.

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Speaker 2: Don't do this.

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Speaker 3: Don't do what do this? Mic, don't do this don't

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Speaker 3: do what the record they got claws washing that it's

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Speaker 3: a bad matchup for the rats. Baby it is.

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Speaker 2: I think the rats can beat some of the higher something.

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Speaker 3: With hooves or does have claws or like something like that.

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Speaker 4: But these grizzlies are agile, fast.

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Speaker 3: So look, I submitted a perfect bracket. My brack is perfect.

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Speaker 3: I'm not worried. Worried about half the first round? Is it?

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Speaker 9: A couple of points to keep in mind, these are

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Speaker 9: two hundred five pound rats. A five pound rat is

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Speaker 9: fucking enormous. Bronx as that rat hurts them.

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Speaker 4: That hurts them because they're easier, they're bigger, They're bigger

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Speaker 4: and easier to hit.

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Speaker 3: Two. You said what point two?

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Speaker 9: We talked about the natural inclination of the animals being

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Speaker 9: a factor in this. There are very few undersized animals

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Speaker 9: in this that would be more intent to try and

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Speaker 9: kill a bear than two hundred rats swarming over a bear.

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Speaker 9: Rats will do ship like. Keep in mind, a rat

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Speaker 9: of this size can chew through metal concrete. They have

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Speaker 9: done that in time. If if it maybe catches it,

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Speaker 9: they will chew through your eyeball into your brains.

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Speaker 4: But that's not immediately you know what I'm saying that

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Speaker 4: a lot of them that's over time.

662
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 3: That's over a lot of time.

663
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 4: And I'm saying those, bro, I mean, how long before

664
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 4: it kills fifty what two minutes? Maybe second, but no

665
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 4: probably like fifty seconds for real fifty or dead in

666
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 4: fifty seconds, you know what I'm saying, Like with those

667
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 4: big ass claws like then, and also like I just,

668
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 4: I just I feel like if you have hooves or

669
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 4: something like that.

670
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 9: Bears are used to people getting in closed and putting

671
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 9: the pressure on their body like that though, that's my point.

672
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 4: But they can also they can grab them they now

673
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: they're they're agile enough, like the with.

674
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: Hooves, you can't reach it.

675
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 9: They can't get know that they're not agile enough because

676
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 9: they cannot get shit on their back, I.

677
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: Mean on their back is rough.

678
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 4: But they can also roll where you think the rats

679
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 4: are going, They can roll. They can roll, They can

680
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 4: roll and get back on their feet. Unlike you know,

681
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 4: a fucking a water buffalo. They on their back, they

682
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 4: might be asked out, you feel me.

683
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: Bro, Rats are tough as shit, but they're so easy

684
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: to kill. Like, are you all familiar with rat baiting?

685
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: You know the shit they used to do in the

686
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds with rat terriers. Little six pound dogs would

687
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: go in pits and they would drop in two hundred

688
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: rats and they would kill them in like twenty minutes. Bro,

689
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: they would kill a little fucking a little fucking lap

690
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: dog would kill two hundred rats in like twenty minutes.

691
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 3: Like, like I.

692
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Said, rats, but rats are tough. But two hundred master splints, nigger,

693
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: that's a big rat.

694
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: Daal, But go ahead, obvious, man, Obviously I'm not look,

695
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: I mean, he's on my bracket. Obviously, I'm just obviously.

696
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: But she was thinking about the rats though.

697
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 9: It is worth noting two hundred five pound rats is

698
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 9: very different than two hundred two pound rats.

699
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 8: That's all.

700
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, I think the size hurts them because

701
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 4: they're easy to hit, you know what I mean.

702
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 10: I actually kind of agree with John here, which is

703
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 10: like it's more of a matchup issue. But if there

704
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 10: are one thousand, one pound rats, that's scarier to me.

705
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 9: No, No, it's it's a five pound rat is a

706
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 9: fucking force of nature.

707
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 3: Dog. A five pound rat is just as easy to

708
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: kill as a one pound rat too. A fucking grizzly, all.

709
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 5: Right, and being bigger and being small allows you to

710
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 5: be you know, harder to hit, and you can and

711
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 5: you can get to the back what I'll get, I

712
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 5: mean the five pound rats. When I get to the

713
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 5: backup of grizzlyg you killed you know, hella early.

714
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: It's a rat man. Let's eyes hurt them in this situation.

715
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 9: The next matchup, the four versus the five, is also

716
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 9: a fascinating stylistic matchup. You've got one hundred mongooses against

717
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 9: five big horn rams.

718
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: That's a terrible matchup for the mongooses, bro.

719
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: You know, the little ass mouths singing do nothing against

720
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: those fucking balls of fucking muscle mass with those fucking

721
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: you know death.

722
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: How many verse how many? It's it's one verse five

723
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 3: right on.

724
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 9: One hundred ten pound mongooses versus five two hundred pound rams.

725
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: Mongers.

726
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 3: It's one hundred of like this. They are, and they

727
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: are they're fastest set. I mean, that doesn't really help

728
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: as much.

729
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 4: But they're they're vicious, aren't they mongo are vicious, bro,

730
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 4: And that's so that's the thing they're.

731
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 10: You see, mongooses like fighting snakes in the wild. The

732
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 10: mongooses are not something you want to fuck with.

733
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: There's one hundred of them. They're so fast, they're so vicious.

734
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: It's just hard for me to rule against a hundred.

735
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I think a hundred of them wouldn't kill

736
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 4: five of anything.

737
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: I think. I don't think I'm going with.

738
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: Five Rams are different, bro straight muscle those fucking horns

739
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: on their head.

740
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 3: But but like, yeah, the thing with me is like

741
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 3: what helps them? The Mongols is small, so what is it's?

742
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 4: I mean, the the ramming ability doesn't really help them

743
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 4: as much if the mongoose was bigger and it's it

744
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 4: don't be It's gonna be really hard to get that

745
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 4: type of force hitting something that's on the ground is

746
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 4: going and.

747
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 5: It's very very agile, and they're not going Stylistic's a

748
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 5: bad match a bad facinating.

749
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 3: It's a bad matchup for the Rams.

750
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: To me, I just like the Rams have to do

751
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: way less to kill a Mongols than the monk, and

752
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: the Mongols have to do way more to kill a Ram.

753
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,959
Speaker 2: But that is very true.

754
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 3: But okay, here here's my here's my question to y'all.

755
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 9: You can explain it or you could just give the answer.

756
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 9: Who do you think the people will vote for between

757
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 9: the mongooses and.

758
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: The ram monic mongoss is a fan favoriting mongoose people.

759
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think the problem with them for the rams,

760
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 10: like John was saying, is if they if they had

761
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 10: something maybe if not even the same intensity of strength

762
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 10: as the horns and on their head, but on their hands,

763
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 10: like the fact that they are just on their feet

764
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 10: and they can't like swipe around to get these mongooses

765
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 10: swarming them and stuff the hooves.

766
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 3: The hooves hurt you in these type of battles.

767
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 4: To me, you know that that makes it make certain

768
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 4: matchups that shouldn't be difficult way more difficult and probably

769
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 4: and possibly fatal.

770
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 3: Then I think this is one of them situations. Fatal. Okay, fatal.

771
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 10: That's like that's like the big like biggest line in

772
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 10: like a two minute long trailer.

773
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 2: Possibly fat.

774
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we've got oh, okay, it's fireworks.

775
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 9: I thought someone was popping off outside the house. Bro Like,

776
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 9: my fire alarm, my firework alarm in my head off.

777
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 9: Someone's at the school two blocks over from us shooting

778
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 9: fireworks off.

779
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was all good, real rat, you had that

780
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: you had that pause, you know you feel me?

781
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 9: Okay, we've got the three seed versus six seed. Twenty

782
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 9: five Wolverines versus fifty raccoons.

783
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 3: Party me, is that a forty cow there? Excuse me, sir?

784
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 3: That modifying? Is that a switch?

785
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: I hear?

786
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 3: Niggah?

787
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 9: Sorry, Tyler, I want your analysis first.

788
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 3: Twenty five wolverines fifty raccoons. Who's who is winning? Oh?

789
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: Wolverine is mopping them boys up? Raccoons are you know?

790
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: Raccoons ain't no joke either. They're ferocious, you know, they're fighters.

791
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: But wolverines that's a whole different class, bro, Like those

792
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: motherfuckers go after baby Bison and baby fucking moose and

793
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: and grown ass deer and shit, Wolverines are a problem.

794
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm going Wolverines.

795
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 4: I just the ferocity is nowhere, no, no, nowhere near,

796
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying.

797
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 9: Those two So our last matchup in the in the

798
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 9: d m X region, uh, giving a real run to

799
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 9: the tigers versus humans for the funniest matchup in the

800
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 9: first round. Three silverback gorillas versus two hundred roosters.

801
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: This is this is when when you know that private

802
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: intelligence and that primate aposable thumb is gonna really come

803
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: in handy like I said, they're gonna be picking up

804
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: roosters and swinging them on other roosters like it's gonna

805
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: be hilarious.

806
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 5: It's gonna be like Wringling Brothers out there, my nigga,

807
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 5: They're gonna be.

808
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 3: Doing tricks with them niggas.

809
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 1: William at the rooster with the roosterigga like Super Smash Bros.

810
00:37:53,760 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 11: And don the Silverbacks collapse a rooster energies, you know.

811
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 3: Very Looney Tunes. Bro, it's gonna get real weird over there.

812
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:07,959
Speaker 8: Dog.

813
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: Need we need your final bracket.

814
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 4: We need to we need AI should be able to

815
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: make these videos. Bro, we actually need video of that.

816
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 4: We need that ship.

817
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 3: That'd be crazy. I mean, you get enough money, we

818
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 3: can make these videos happen.

819
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 4: You know, maybe not you know a guy that knows

820
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 4: a gay Maybe not in the United States.

821
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: You know, maybe in international waters.

822
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 9: You could get three Silverbacks and two hundreds international wires.

823
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 6: You might get that shit for forty We hit the

824
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 6: right website.

825
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 9: Our final region, so Tyler, these will go up on Tuesday.

826
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 9: The Pigeonman from Eerinald Region. Yes, sir, all right, so

827
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 9: these are the ones I picked. I picked them with

828
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 9: you know the CBS primetime schedule. In mind, I feel

829
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,479
Speaker 9: very good that these are all exciting matchups. Let's start

830
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 9: with the one versus the eight four lions versus is

831
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 9: fifty foxes.

832
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: Hey we I think every one seed is gonna advance,

833
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: and I think every two seed is gonna advance. I

834
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: think this could be an upset bro Like, I think

835
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be what fucking twelve foxes for every lion.

836
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

837
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: I think the people might might side with the foxes here, man,

838
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: this's gonna be an interesting one.

839
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 3: The average fox is what like, what, fifteen pounds? Fourteen pounds?

840
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 3: I think that's the thing.

841
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is these are twenty so these are okay, okay,

842
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

843
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 3: But but no, but that's it. But that I factor

844
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 3: that in heavily. These are big foxes are what I know, man,

845
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 3: man might be on upset alert with this one. That's

846
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: a lot of fucking foxes. There's a lot of foxes.

847
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: More lions. Well, so that's I think a small lions too.

848
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: Those are small lines.

849
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 9: Yes, these are the these are the well they're the

850
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 9: female lions. But those are the lions who do most

851
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 9: of the hunting.

852
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: They do the hunting, but the men do the protecting.

853
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, so yeah, okay, moving on to the four versus

854
00:39:59,320 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 9: the five.

855
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 3: We've got ten wolves us five mountain lions. Now that's

856
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 3: that is That's why the round for me. Yeah, that's

857
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 3: what I was gonna say.

858
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: We might need to call the committee into question on

859
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: this one, Mike, because I feel like both of these

860
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: these are two Final fourteens.

861
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 3: Here, I feel like bro going pickings the other in

862
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 3: the first.

863
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 2: Round ten Wolves said, but I don't know, right, this

864
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: is crazy. This is this is this is a final

865
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 2: four level matchup.

866
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 3: There's a Final four level matchup.

867
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: I'm in the quality, but I'm just out of the

868
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 4: I mean what we got on this board.

869
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: I just es that Wolves is.

870
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 9: The right balance of an animal. There's a problem with

871
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 9: numbers that are a problem.

872
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

873
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 10: I think when you get and this very much closer

874
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 10: amount of animals, like being similar, like five to ten

875
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 10: is like very It's not like ten on one of

876
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 10: animal animal, right, They're like it's very close in numbers

877
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 10: and similar ferociousness. This is blockbuster. This is number one

878
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 10: rated matchup for the first number one rated.

879
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 9: Matchet it is five mountain lions against ten wolves.

880
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 4: I think that I kind of feel like the wolves, bro,

881
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 4: and and I voted for wolves.

882
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 3: Tyler.

883
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 4: You spoke to the fact like how the dogs like

884
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 4: these are pack animals. You feel me they the spurs

885
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 4: running plays with there, They're not to spare warriors, bro,

886
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 4: because they got athletes on the mother you know if

887
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 4: you feel me, they like they got this. This is

888
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 4: the Spurs the warriors.

889
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 9: These are also both animals that deliver killing blows. So

890
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 9: I do I feel like the if they're both going

891
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 9: for knockout punches, I feel like the weight discrepancy does

892
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 9: not offset the numbers.

893
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: Just do they kill each other the same way?

894
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 9: Too?

895
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: I think they kill each other the same way, don't

896
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 4: they like where they try like bites your neck and

897
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 4: exphyxiates you.

898
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so damn both have. Mountain Lion's got that swipe though,

899
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 3: wolves bigger claws.

900
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: Yes, you're right, you're right right, Yeah, wolves have and

901
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: then lines got claws.

902
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: Oh this is close. I don't know. It's a fifty

903
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 3: to fifty five and racing it fifty yeah, coming up

904
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 3: next CB there, Okay, the three versus six?

905
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 10: God, you were so right Mike, this matchup is fucking primetime, right,

906
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 10: this whole region prime.

907
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 9: Time six's three six three six is sixty seven Golden

908
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 9: Eagles versus four alligators.

909
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 3: I think they washed alligators. Bro. This is the in Mia.

910
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 5: It would take them four days to kill them, but

911
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 5: they win in four days.

912
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. It's just b and each

913
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: Golden Eagle.

914
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 9: I actually there were people that there are a lot

915
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 9: of people who tweeted that they had the Golden Eagles

916
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 9: winning their bracket.

917
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 3: And if you.

918
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 9: Factor in the Golden Eagle can dive at speeds of

919
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 9: up to two hundred miles an hour. Very few animals

920
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 9: can react to that, and they're strong enough that one

921
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 9: of them can carry off a sheet by itself. So

922
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 9: you throw sixty seven of them, most collections of animals

923
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 9: smacked mad. But like you said, it's gonna take a

924
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 9: long time. Like they like, they're gonna have to get you.

925
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 9: They're gonna have to win it the free throw line,

926
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 9: you know what I mean. This is gonna be a

927
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 9: war of attrition with the gators. But at the end

928
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 9: of the day, at some point they're they're flipping those

929
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 9: gators open over and they're getting under it, you know

930
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 9: what I mean.

931
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 3: That's that's how I see it.

932
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 4: I feel like with this like sixty seven of them,

933
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 4: I think they'd have if this is a real fight,

934
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 4: there would still be around fifty left after they killed

935
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 4: the four alligators because of.

936
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: Like air to ground, you know what I mean, Like

937
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 3: and it's just things.

938
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 10: The Golden Eagles, I'm not sure how many animals are

939
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 10: beating them like that. That is the combination of the

940
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 10: speed talons as well as strength, like like, I don't know.

941
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 4: That would be hard for the three gorillas, the three gorillas,

942
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 4: silverback spot, it's gonna be closed.

943
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 9: That's got a lot of out of the region because

944
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 9: potentially in the second round it's going to be the

945
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 9: sixty seven Golden Eagles versus eight jaguars.

946
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 3: So there's it's it's as some matchups over here.

947
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: Bro, I'm saying, we kind of yeah, that mean a

948
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 4: smaller animal, that bite is incredible, But.

949
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: Syl gators are just are just at a really this

950
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: shitty disadvantage it because they cannot you know, like their

951
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: fucking next or all they got is their next that

952
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: to just move right like they can't fucking you know,

953
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: swing around and you know, combat the fucking hell that's

954
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: coming down, that's raining down on the right. They're just

955
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: gonna take that ship. So yeah, yeah, this is gonna

956
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: get ugly, man. And also, I mean, I'm going to eagle.

957
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: They can't use their Their advantage is water. An Eagles

958
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: advantage is air.

959
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 4: They can't use their advantage, you know what I mean,

960
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 4: which is yeah, so okay.

961
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 9: Then the last matchup in the first round, the two

962
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 9: seeded eight Jaguars versus the seven seeded ten Chimps.

963
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: Hate. The Chimps drew this matchup in the first round.

964
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: Jaguars cooking the ass, but eight eight verse ten, that's

965
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: just it's not a good enough advantage for the Chips there.

966
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 3: They getting washed.

967
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 10: I do think it's a tough matchup because I kind

968
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 10: of wrote Chimps off. And then when I was looking

969
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 10: at the bracket with Kim, she was like, do you

970
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 10: remember watching Nope and how scared you were?

971
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, you're right.

972
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 3: Chips are terrify, you know they are.

973
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 9: I mean, I always root for the Chimps because my

974
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 9: family's from there, you know what I mean, So like

975
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 9: whenever they're on TV, I'm always like, you know, go team.

976
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 9: You know what I mean, I get it.

977
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 3: We decided for chimps. My, you know what I'm saying,

978
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 3: Like that's my people are like from Kentucky because because

979
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: it's because we evolved.

980
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 9: Wash.

981
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: I mean, they do a really bad match.

982
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: They're going up against one of their natural press bro

983
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 1: like like jaguars eat chips in the wild, Dude, I.

984
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 2: Forgot think about it.

985
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 4: Atis are terrifying, but jaguars are infinitely more terrifying to me.

986
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 3: You know, you're you're a jaguar guy. Huh, you're a

987
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 3: jaguar guy, jacquar?

988
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 7: What it was a jaquar? I say, jaguar? Jacquars? I say, jackuaraguar,

989
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 7: you're a jaguars. I'd never pictured as a jaguar guy.

990
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: What's the jaguars and jaguar Like? You know what I'm saying,

991
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 3: I'm one of I didn't know the difference. I never,

992
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: I've never, I've never, I've never thought of.

993
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: They're both stronger than a jaguar jar.

994
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: Jack, jaguar, jaquar hell jaguar. Yeah, it's like saying salmon,

995
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 3: is that what is looked at?

996
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: Jaguars and jaguar are both like acceptable pronunciation sound what

997
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: the L is not technically you know, except who gives

998
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: a means at my favorite people in the world, but

999
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: to pronounce the hell of Sam and you know, saying, so,

1000
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold that again.

1001
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 4: You thought I was a jaguar guy because a jaguar

1002
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 4: guy because of I was willing to wear.

1003
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 3: The fire shirt or something like? What is it? Just like,

1004
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 3: I'm a jaguar guy. I'm saying, Okay, I'm a jackar.

1005
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: You're a jaguarre guy. You know what I'm saying. But

1006
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 3: why do you think I wasn't a jaguar guy. I

1007
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 3: don't know, just I just I just would have never

1008
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: thought you were a jaguar guy.

1009
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: Bro's my question more information?

1010
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 9: How many how many hs do you put in the

1011
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 9: word phantom? Do you say phantom or phantom?

1012
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 4: I don't say phantom. No, that's crazy, Bro out of here.

1013
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 4: I'm not a library guy either.

1014
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

1015
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 3: I'm not that guy. You know what I'm saying. Okay,

1016
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 3: that's our preview and review of are you a D

1017
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 3: or the guy? It depends.

1018
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: I only say I only say D when I'm like

1019
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: emphasized something like I say, okay, yum.

1020
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 3: It's my capital t h e Okay Network podcast. What's

1021
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 3: what's the difference this?

1022
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 2: You pronounce the L or not?

1023
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: Almond? Amen, almond almond? I pronounce the almend.

1024
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: A lot of people do not.

1025
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: I don't pronounce the dean that I think about it,

1026
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't say almond, I say almond almond.

1027
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 3: I don't think I do say the L. I think

1028
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: I say almond.

1029
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 5: I think I think I think the L maybe like,

1030
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 5: you know, hint a hint of the L. I don't

1031
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 5: think I pronounced a full al almond into that.

1032
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just a hint of L. Yeah yeah, you know,

1033
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 3: you know sprits you hear me? All right?

1034
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 9: That's our first round preview review. We will record on

1035
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 9: Wednesday with the results from those other two first round

1036
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 9: matchups in the last two regions, and then we move

1037
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 9: on to the sweet sixteen. And it is some fucking

1038
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 9: doozies in the sweet sixteen.

1039
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god.

1040
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 9: So I'm excited to be ready Monday Tuesday, stay locked in.

1041
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 9: I'm very excited to see how some of these matchups go.

1042
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 9: I have I would say this, I haven't yet been surprised,

1043
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 9: you know what I mean? I mean, obviously we discussed

1044
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 9: the bracket I put in or whatever, but like, there

1045
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 9: hasn't yet been a day where I look at really

1046
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 9: like I didn't see people going in this direction with

1047
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 9: it or whatever, you know what I mean.

1048
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: So, but but there's a couple that could go that

1049
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 3: way in this So I didn't know he could have

1050
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: done a bracket I did. I didn't know that. I

1051
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: didn't know people I was testing them out.

1052
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 9: Bro, you thought it was like wheel of fortune. It

1053
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 9: was like if your family member worked at Jenkinson Jones,

1054
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 9: you couldn't fill a bracket.

1055
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought.

1056
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 4: I thought we couldn't fill the bracket out because like

1057
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 4: when we can't win, So what's the purpose, That's what

1058
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: I was thinking.

1059
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: But and giggles, I know, man, but I wish I

1060
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 3: would have still been I wish I still want to

1061
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 3: know win. I picked against my heart on a couple

1062
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: of these because I'm but see that that was smart.

1063
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have done that. I would have just picked

1064
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 4: what I thought to win. I would have thought what

1065
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 4: people would pick, or you know, people are fans of this,

1066
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 4: so I would.

1067
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 3: Have thought that. Yeah, that's how I was rolling too.

1068
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 9: No one picked the worst bracket as we discussed in

1069
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 9: my daughter Maya, who is seven years old and who

1070
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 9: has the house cats winning the whole thing because she

1071
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 9: like kitties.

1072
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm very much I'm very much invested in howth is bracketed,

1073
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: you know, plays out over the course of this.

1074
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 3: I read last man, that's.

1075
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 9: My dream for me to be first place in Mina.

1076
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 9: To be last place, that's my dream. All right, that's

1077
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 9: all the time we got. Like I said, we'll be

1078
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 9: back on Wednesday with more Beast bracket fun. Thanks for

1079
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 9: hanging out with us, so see you in a couple

1080
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 9: of days.

1081
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: Bye bye bye