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Speaker 1: ends today. All right, let's get it? Can I can

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Speaker 1: I say it's Tommy. Working face to face with Shirley

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Speaker 1: out here in l A is such a pleasure. She

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Speaker 1: does so many nice things. Junior. Yeah, I need you

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Speaker 1: to be trained by Shirley, because when I'm working with you, man,

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Speaker 1: the damn thing happened like this happening, and I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of your thank you you know, and Ryan were sicken

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Speaker 1: his hair. I'm sick of hair. Only you with you,

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Speaker 1: sick of sale and you don't you don't do what

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Speaker 1: Shirley do? I see that near we riding to work,

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Speaker 1: you speaking the people in Yeah, hey, everybody, Jay I

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Speaker 1: started stopping at a gas station. I almost at a

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Speaker 1: gas station. I know him? All right. Here we go

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Speaker 1: with the letters subject One night changed everything. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I need to do a disclaimer in front

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Speaker 1: of this letter or not, but just please be aware. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you have small children at the car with you, uh,

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Speaker 1: you might not want them to hear this. Uh. Dear Stephen, Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I dated a woman for three years and this year,

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Speaker 1: for her birthday, I decided to surprise her with a

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Speaker 1: special gift she's been asking me far. I got her

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Speaker 1: a card, and then I was planning to try to

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Speaker 1: do something that I've never done. I decided to finally

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Speaker 1: come face to face with the cookie. You have to

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Speaker 1: read between the lines there, Okay. I decided to finally

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Speaker 1: come face to face with the cookie, if you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. The day before her birthday, we hung

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Speaker 1: out and we had a few shots of tequila. I

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Speaker 1: spent the night with her, and she was more intoxicated

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Speaker 1: here comes the surprise, Stephen Shirley, here's the problem. And

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Speaker 1: the heat of the moment, all right, get ready for

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Speaker 1: this next line. In the heat of the moment, she

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Speaker 1: passed gas I'm out, I'm out, I'm in my face.

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Speaker 1: It was like gunshots firing at me. Since the lights

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Speaker 1: up on her. Now I realized I refused to talk

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Speaker 1: to her. I won't answer her calls or text messages,

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Speaker 1: about it. I may never try this again. What should

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Speaker 1: I do? Please help? All right, so let me get

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Speaker 1: this straight. It was her birthday and all you got

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Speaker 1: her was a card. I'm mad at you for that,

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Speaker 1: first of all. Okay, at him for that all he

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Speaker 1: got her. But I think you know as far as

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Speaker 1: done it. All you left. You have not been heard

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Speaker 1: from since. Uh. You don't answer her phone calls, her

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Speaker 1: text messages. This was a traumatic experience for both of you.

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Speaker 1: For you, of course, my god, and for her. I

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Speaker 1: can't imagine how embarrassed she is right now and will

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Speaker 1: always be. I don't think you guys will ever get

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Speaker 1: from Steve that men don't do closure, just keeping moving

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Speaker 1: because this was traumatic. And yes, I am mad because

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Speaker 1: all he got her was a card for her birthday. Steve,

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Speaker 1: how you feeling, Doug? Yeah, huh, you're talking to the writer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, man, really, bro I don't even

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Speaker 1: one of the most devastating things that can happen in

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Speaker 1: a man's life. Damn that call. Give her the surprise

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Speaker 1: of whole life. Yeah, I'm gonna come face to face

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Speaker 1: finally with the cookie. Yeah, I'm gonna come up in

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Speaker 1: help girl and put it on your um. At the

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Speaker 1: foot of the bed. I'm army crawling. I'm army crawling

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Speaker 1: at the foot of the bed. Y'all come, y'all, come down,

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Speaker 1: get out, you know, like you know, like j I

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Speaker 1: know you want to go. I know you think I'm coming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I go years I am. I'm gonna good good, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get you, get you, get you good. He army crawling.

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Speaker 1: Then you said in your letter right when you got

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Speaker 1: face to face with the cookie, she passed. This was

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Speaker 1: his quote, she passed gas in my face. It was

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Speaker 1: like gunshot was fine at me. That's not at it

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Speaker 1: for it. No, it's west and gun shots. It's a

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Speaker 1: damn bazooker. It's somebody then loaded a bowl full of

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Speaker 1: scoop in a damn gun and shot it in your face.

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Speaker 1: And it was probably double dangerous because your mouth was over.

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Speaker 1: So that's how I know it. I know it wasn't

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Speaker 1: right because you can't get what's you off your mouth

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Speaker 1: and I go in your nose and your mouth. It's woman.

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Speaker 1: You crawling now, not getting piture now your army crawl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come yeah, this your day, Mr Day, I'm been happy birthday. Ah,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a gool happy dead to you,

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Speaker 1: I thought. And then you on mer mouth. That's what

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Speaker 1: really if you don't have your mouth O. But it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have been bad, but your ass, we're saying. So

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Speaker 1: you're crawling in there and you're saying happy man. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. You're gonna let it go and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get it. I'm gonna get up. And then Kyle,

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Speaker 1: oh man, and this is how I gonna And it's

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Speaker 1: definitely and it's sounded like gunshots. Oh man, you look up.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it is because you're taking is

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Speaker 1: this mace? Run it? Listen, just a gas chamber hand

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Speaker 1: under the covers. Got my drowning as a submarine exploring.

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Speaker 1: It feels like somebody can hit you in the face

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Speaker 1: for a bull up set for a hot hockey. I

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Speaker 1: got more when we come back. This crawling, Yeah, come here,

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Speaker 1: I had the day Steve Hardy Morning Show, all right

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Speaker 1: to recap subject of this letter. One night changed everything

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Speaker 1: they did this woman for three years this year for

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Speaker 1: her birthday, he decided to surprise her with a special

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Speaker 1: gift that she's been asking for. This is a request

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Speaker 1: that this dude didn't want to do it because we

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Speaker 1: ain't really that close. But after three years we close.

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Speaker 1: So he got on a card and was planning to

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Speaker 1: trying to do something I've never done. I decided to

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Speaker 1: find it, come face to face with your cookie. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows where we're at. Now, I'm gonna go down there

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Speaker 1: and look at it. I'm gonna go down there. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna introduce myself. I'm going down there to say hello. Careful, careful,

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Speaker 1: I'm going down now to file it, meet and kiss. O.

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Speaker 1: You getting close to the edge. I'm going to kiss

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Speaker 1: the cookie tonight. So the day before her birthday, they

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Speaker 1: hung out and had a few shots at the Keiler

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Speaker 1: spent the night. Whether she was more intoxicated than I was.

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Speaker 1: I had her undressed, turn the lights off, and get

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Speaker 1: in the bed. I told her, here come to surprise. Nah,

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Speaker 1: here we go. The visual is he is army crawling

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Speaker 1: to the promised land, elbow elbo. But now everybody's a

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Speaker 1: low crawl because it's field when anticipation, because this is

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Speaker 1: a request that's been happening for three years. So in

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Speaker 1: all the time and the request, I'm gonna take my time.

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Speaker 1: Go here, boy, take your time three years into major. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come move your leg, Oh girl, yeah, come girl. This

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Speaker 1: is it right here, Everything going good. He decides on

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Speaker 1: his way to the cookie to sing happy Birthday. Now

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Speaker 1: he eared me crawling. Now it's happy birthday, Happy birthday. Now.

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Speaker 1: You know when you sing happy birthday, you have your

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Speaker 1: first breath is deep with sothday. You just don't break

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Speaker 1: off in the happy birthday without inhaling a nice forever

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Speaker 1: because it's happy birthday to you. That's all one line,

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Speaker 1: one bro, Happy breathday. And on the inhale or the second,

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Speaker 1: second one, it happened. She shot it. She fight it,

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Speaker 1: man dad, his soul all up his nostrils, and he

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Speaker 1: took it on the inhale in the middle of saying

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Speaker 1: it happy and salad the now imagine now he got

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Speaker 1: to reverse army carall he he did the first army crawl,

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Speaker 1: retreat the reverse as fast as the forum because nobody

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Speaker 1: practices the reverse army crawl. So now it covers and

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Speaker 1: got him jailed up, his foot locked. He didn't reversed

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Speaker 1: on it, crowl He dined. Now now what he should

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Speaker 1: have did, what was took a pillow and brushed it

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Speaker 1: on the head and walk her ass because now you

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Speaker 1: know what we've been to do. Wake me up, because

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Speaker 1: we've finn the kiss because we're trying to get some

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Speaker 1: of this back to let you see water hell out

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Speaker 1: of hand to reverse this on the crow me and

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Speaker 1: you kiss you right now? How you why you hit

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Speaker 1: me in the face with this pillar because you CEC's down,

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Speaker 1: my damn and I'm thinking about killing myself with you.

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Speaker 1: You got to picture the reverse because that's hard. You can.

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Speaker 1: You don't know how to dude. Nobody practices. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: never worked on through the version. Nobody reversed on the

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Speaker 1: But he got tangled up in them sheets like foot

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Speaker 1: caught up in that sheet, he got his clothes on,

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Speaker 1: can't get out under him, covers and ain't what he

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Speaker 1: thought it was. He never even got up and say

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Speaker 1: nothing to the cookie because he got shot in the

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Speaker 1: middle of that second inhale happy man, that was it

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Speaker 1: and threw that boy into sung too. Because it takes

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Speaker 1: you three years and kissing cookie. He's young. He young,

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Speaker 1: He didn't know how to go. You don't know. He

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Speaker 1: could have been the mood. This up long time ago,

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Speaker 1: but now he waited three years. She had something for

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Speaker 1: him though. Man, she put that shot on him. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't know what to do, and it happened right. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking my call back. Happy to you. Power. Now

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Speaker 1: you reverse the back of the throat. Yeah, you have

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Speaker 1: to never practice. That's never taught. Don't know the proceding.

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Speaker 1: So he's actually in one place because his knees ain't

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Speaker 1: coordinated with the reverse. His arms going back, but his

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Speaker 1: knees don't know the first, so he just in one place.

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Speaker 1: So now he just under them coverage, just taking So

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Speaker 1: now now it has become like a gas change under him,

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Speaker 1: under the sheets, and he locked. It's like being under

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Speaker 1: a gas change. And Nidia took another breath because he

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Speaker 1: the reverse call confused, so he didn't took a knoth

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Speaker 1: Now his system is locking up. Man, because when you

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Speaker 1: get hit with severe funk, you really don't know. You

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Speaker 1: don't wake up. We kissing give you some of this.

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Speaker 1: We offend the kiss O. Man, why haven't you called

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Speaker 1: because you damn near killed me. That's why I've been

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Speaker 1: down here waiting three years here. Greatness boy, it was

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Speaker 1: like a pellet gup. It were like powder shots and

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Speaker 1: it probably had a little miss tune, yeah, because it

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Speaker 1: comes just like a miss miss and it's like yash

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Speaker 1: like if you could get a camera. Damn there, like

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Speaker 1: pepper spray. Damn like pepper spray, pepper spreak cup from

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Speaker 1: the bedroom. Pepper. You're listening to the Stay Harday Morning Show.