Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today Brooklyn mos that it'd
Speaker 1: been away. That's us. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know, their names are brilliant. Scary Podcast episode two
Speaker 1: oh one, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast for a New Year.
Speaker 1: You just made Erica Parry at Erica with a k
Speaker 1: P thirty one very happy, she tweeted us. If there
Speaker 1: is no Brooklyn Boys are back in town song for
Speaker 1: this week's podcast, I will be very upset with Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: Now it's there. It's always at the ready and welcome
Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two. If that's when you're experiencing episode
Speaker 1: two oh one, I'm Scary Jones. That's David Brody in
Speaker 1: case one on my podcast. Hio. Hello, you can't even
Speaker 1: use that joke anymore because that's it's like a check
Speaker 1: writing joke. Yeah, you know what. I still have to
Speaker 1: write a couple of checks to a couple of companies.
Speaker 1: It's a long story, but I I do write. I
Speaker 1: do have to write checks for where I have to
Speaker 1: write checks otherwise I hate it. Otherwise I hate it.
Speaker 1: Not a fan, not a fan of writing checks anymore.
Speaker 1: By the way, I started off my New year. You know,
Speaker 1: I keep you in the In the ongoing saga of
Speaker 1: people who think on the other David Brodie, right, yes,
Speaker 1: so uh, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani put
Speaker 1: up a post on Instagram Yeah that he was gonna
Speaker 1: be on my show, I have a David Brodie show,
Speaker 1: right at David David Brodie. He put up a clip
Speaker 1: of him talking to the other David Brodie and said,
Speaker 1: check out the interview with me with me and at
Speaker 1: David Brodie. So so I I sent him a d
Speaker 1: M and I said, hey, Mr Mayor, Uh, I'm wrong
Speaker 1: David Brody. Did he respond? Uh? Well, uh he didn't.
Speaker 1: And I wrote back. So I wrote back, and I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I used to be a fan of yours
Speaker 1: when you're a mayor of New York, but now I'm
Speaker 1: not so sure. Please delete that tweet. So I I
Speaker 1: something like that. I said, like, I'm getting a little
Speaker 1: upset with you. Could I need that tweet taken down?
Speaker 1: The Instagram post. So not only did he take it down,
Speaker 1: but he blocked me so perfect. So yeah, I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. And then I got this instant message, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry this tweet known asshole David Brodie please respond to this.
Speaker 1: So again, Uh, the other David Brodie made it a
Speaker 1: really obnoxious post last week, and so people were deeming me,
Speaker 1: did you really say this asshole? Like, No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: But my favorite was he wrote known asshole at David
Speaker 1: Brodie and I thought you ashole, but you know, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know if you. So when I
Speaker 1: saw that, you know, normally I know it's the other guy.
Speaker 1: I could have been. It could have been, Yes, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I am a known asshole. Are the correct? It actually
Speaker 1: works on both levels. It did work on both levels.
Speaker 1: So proaps to that guy from getting it right, even
Speaker 1: though we got it wrong. We've been away for like
Speaker 1: three four weeks now. It's been a while, it's been
Speaker 1: a minute. In fact, you know, you were you were
Speaker 1: already saying, you know, you know that time at the
Speaker 1: holiday party we should really talk about. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: that was like a month ago, and you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: You're like, we haven't been here since then. So we
Speaker 1: had our our Elvis d Ranchio holiday party on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: and and there has been something that it's been irking
Speaker 1: you since. I mean, come on, I mean you have
Speaker 1: to have shook it off by now. No, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. So normally Scary is guilty of when you
Speaker 1: ask Scary to pass you something at a at a
Speaker 1: table full of people, the duchy on the left hand side, yeah,
Speaker 1: Scary will take some of it before he passes it
Speaker 1: to you. So if we're an Italian restaurant and go Scary,
Speaker 1: can you pass me to big clams? There's no problem
Speaker 1: with that. I think we might have even covered this
Speaker 1: on that. I'm sure we have. Scary will take two
Speaker 1: big clams and then pass you the rest of the clams,
Speaker 1: even though they were sitting in front him and didn't
Speaker 1: touch them. But they're on their way. If they're on
Speaker 1: their way past me, I might as well grab a
Speaker 1: couple and then continue continue to pass. So we went
Speaker 1: to a really nice Italian restaurant in Lower Manhattan called
Speaker 1: Il Molino. There a chain, I'm not a chain, but
Speaker 1: there's multiple locations right l and then second more the
Speaker 1: new L I n O. Beautiful place. And one of
Speaker 1: the things that they're known for, at least I know
Speaker 1: them for, is they have was it veal palm on
Speaker 1: the bone or chicken chicken palm on the bone. It's
Speaker 1: the giant plate sized chicken palm on the bone. It's
Speaker 1: tremendous hungry. The first quarter of scary right now, you
Speaker 1: don't tend me with food. That's right, first quarter of scary.
Speaker 1: He can't eat now, can't We should have gone. I
Speaker 1: wish it was first quarter of scary for our for
Speaker 1: our lunch a couple of weeks ago, a month ago. Now,
Speaker 1: my hand Elvis took us all out. So he ordered everything,
Speaker 1: you know, and so they sent out like Italian chocouterie boards,
Speaker 1: slab slab of wood, and there was little round salamis
Speaker 1: and pieces of Italian cheese and some bread on these
Speaker 1: wooden boards, or as the tick soccers call it, the
Speaker 1: chikuchi board. Chikku chi. She that TikTok viral video. I
Speaker 1: have not girls that were out here with this couchie board.
Speaker 1: It's couchie board. Oh nice. We should a segment by
Speaker 1: I don't want any cheese from any chikuchi. That's you
Speaker 1: don't want cheese? No, that doesn't sound, does not sound
Speaker 1: hashtag chi chichi cheese. We should actually, by the way,
Speaker 1: I cracked my crack up several times a day off
Speaker 1: of some of the sounds i've here here on TikTok.
Speaker 1: We should probably start a segment where we the weekend
Speaker 1: TikTok where we just put together TikTok complaint so we'll
Speaker 1: get to them. Continue. So we're sitting at a long
Speaker 1: L shaped table. Scary and Garrett are sitting at the
Speaker 1: Garrett right, They're sitting at the corner of the L
Speaker 1: where a long table meets the short end. Right right
Speaker 1: on the corner of the L. I am sitting on
Speaker 1: the short part of the L next to Garrett. To
Speaker 1: my right is coast of boy Josh and and Andrew
Speaker 1: and somebody else I don't remember. There's three people to
Speaker 1: my right and Garrett and Scary to my left. Well, Garrett,
Speaker 1: Scary and Uncle Johnny they got chikudi board for themselves,
Speaker 1: and the four of us on the little part of
Speaker 1: the el got our choot board. And every three or
Speaker 1: four people got a board of Italian salami and cheese
Speaker 1: and bread, you know, every few feet. And there was
Speaker 1: like fifteen of us maybe so there was five or six.
Speaker 1: There was enough boards to go around, right, So you know,
Speaker 1: Scary is like, oh so good, Oh you gotta try well.
Speaker 1: I was fourth quarter Scary. At that point, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to shove everything into my throat and plowing through ship.
Speaker 1: And so their chacoonery board was empty first, right, Uncle
Speaker 1: Johnny had one or two pieces. Garrett had skip to
Speaker 1: the part where okay, come on, just tell them to
Speaker 1: just tell them what's so the four of us and
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with to see. Now four
Speaker 1: of us, and I'm not eating that much because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm eating healthy and uh, so we didn't go through
Speaker 1: the board the four of us as fast as Scary
Speaker 1: and Garrett went through theirs. And so there's two salami
Speaker 1: left and uh one one piece of cheese on the
Speaker 1: board and a piece of bread, and Scary says, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, you guys are gonna finish that. So
Speaker 1: we're like, I don't know the food's coming out in
Speaker 1: a minute. Why do you do you want? Because I
Speaker 1: want piece of salami. So I passed the board I
Speaker 1: don't know three ft to my left to Garrett. Scary
Speaker 1: takes both salamis instead of one like he asked four
Speaker 1: and then says, hey, Garrett, you want the cheese. Theres
Speaker 1: only one left, all right, So Garrett eats the cheese board. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It reminded me of when you you asked me for
Speaker 1: a chocolate covered strawberry and then offered all my strawberries.
Speaker 1: Did he in turns who asked for salami? Here's what
Speaker 1: you didn't see. This is the and I think the
Speaker 1: slices will agree. And then you offered the cheese that Garrett,
Speaker 1: it wasn't your cheese. The bus boy was show was
Speaker 1: right there and he was about to take everything. He
Speaker 1: was clearing the plates and clearing the boards away, so
Speaker 1: he already had gone to the other side of the
Speaker 1: table and there was a half full board that he
Speaker 1: took off the board. So I'm sitting there, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I gotta save the salami from this board,
Speaker 1: because because the second goes back in its place with
Speaker 1: the piece of salami sitting there, and the guy's gonna
Speaker 1: come and take it away, so it might as well
Speaker 1: go into my mouth rather than into the garbage. That's
Speaker 1: how I was looking at it. Putting it into your
Speaker 1: mouth and saving the salami is what used to call
Speaker 1: what you tried to do as a kid, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Pretty much? But save the salami tried? Yeah, right, I
Speaker 1: just the balls on you balls, didn't know one was
Speaker 1: sitting there. Why don't you say, bro, did you want
Speaker 1: the cheese? And can we have the cheese? No one
Speaker 1: had touched that board in over fifteen minutes. Doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: You're not that you're not the Jakuderi police, the Jacuderi cop,
Speaker 1: or that you COUCHI cop for that matter. SUCHI so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was TACKI alright, alright, okay, ta um.
Speaker 1: You know other things happened during the holiday. You know,
Speaker 1: I got fucked, you know, not in the good way,
Speaker 1: not in the good way. I so I was gonna
Speaker 1: go to Miami's jingle Ball jingle Ball. I was the
Speaker 1: sole representer of the radio show, of our show to
Speaker 1: go to why one d jingle Ball in South Florida,
Speaker 1: because we are their morning show and there should be
Speaker 1: representation from the morning show, and nobody else could make it.
Speaker 1: So I bought a flight on Friday, and then Sunday
Speaker 1: morning rolls along. By. By the way, you are already
Speaker 1: posting yourself outside Florida Friday night. I'm hanging out having
Speaker 1: drinks restaurants Saturday. Were you behind you were some behind
Speaker 1: somebody in the crowd. I was Jake Paul the Fighter yeah,
Speaker 1: and his brother Logan Paul. Right, yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: out at at a nightlife event with them and Ja
Speaker 1: Rule was there another night flow right, we were all
Speaker 1: it was great. But then, by the way, I have
Speaker 1: Roles phone on it, I don't tell you that we
Speaker 1: should call him sometime. He's really great. He's such a
Speaker 1: nice guy. So so Friday and Saturday night, I'm like
Speaker 1: hanging out. But the big culmination and the real reason
Speaker 1: why I'm there is because of Sunday night. The reason
Speaker 1: why they flew me in was for jingle Ball, not
Speaker 1: for the Friday night partying or the Saturday night or afternoon.
Speaker 1: I was not invited to the jingle Ball. So well
Speaker 1: then you got your just desserts because on Sunday morning
Speaker 1: you had the last laugh when they canceled. And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there with my dick in my hands, saying, what
Speaker 1: what am I doing? Now? I'm saving the salami. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to save my salami. No. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believed it, Brodie. I I was shocked. I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: now what, like this whole trip was for nothing? Uh?
Speaker 1: And anyway, my flight back was until Monday so I
Speaker 1: had an entire weekend in South Florida. Some would say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you had some great weather. Shut your mouth.
Speaker 1: But for me, I'm like, okay, I was technically on
Speaker 1: vacations Friday, so I was. I was like four days
Speaker 1: of my vacation that I was, and you hadn't really
Speaker 1: planned vacation weekend. They canceled it. They canceled the concept.
Speaker 1: You never mind the people that paid for tickets. It
Speaker 1: was their Christmas present and birthday and they canceled it
Speaker 1: because of COVID protocol. But just wanted to go that
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. I feel bad. There are people listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast. You know, listen if you've ever not
Speaker 1: been invited to a party and it gets canceled, you know,
Speaker 1: the cops camm and arrest of it. But you you
Speaker 1: kind of chuckled, you kind of laugh. Yeah was that
Speaker 1: so I'm not I'm upset for our company, and I'm
Speaker 1: because it's a huge production in all, I have terrible
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wasn't invited. Okay, you weren't invited. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you about what I did get to experience.
Speaker 1: Do that right after the break, Oh damn, it breaks
Speaker 1: Tim timing. I gotta get better at this timing thing.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, you know, I got so much
Speaker 1: to catch up on. They told us we had to
Speaker 1: do these in certain intervals, so you know, if we're late,
Speaker 1: then you know, my hand gets backed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So you know we did the Fabreeze thing right. We
Speaker 1: played the fabriz jingle, yes, and uh, we didn't know
Speaker 1: what they were saying, and then figured out happy for
Speaker 1: briefe Happy Abram's Nelson underscore Abram's a b R A
Speaker 1: M s. There's no h in there. Uh, he tweeted
Speaker 1: at me, put this one right up there with Fabreeze.
Speaker 1: See if you hear what I hear in this clip,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's what he says, it sounds like.
Speaker 1: So let me see here, do you hear what? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: Hold on by rocking mortgage? Getting mortgage is a necessary
Speaker 1: part of the homeline process for many. You know what
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be asshole because fucking mortgage can build
Speaker 1: at homeload. It doesn't have to be asshole. Way again,
Speaker 1: So what he said is he said, it sounds like
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be an asshole this fucking mortgage. So
Speaker 1: I don't want to preface it and tell you what
Speaker 1: it sounds like. But listen to it again. What is
Speaker 1: he saying? Hold on, this is an actual rate, a
Speaker 1: commercial rock mortgage. Getting mortgage is a necessary part of
Speaker 1: the home wine process for any you know what. Doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be assole because fucking Morkige can build at
Speaker 1: home every step and no one. Okay, so I think
Speaker 1: I think he's saying this rocket mortgage doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be a hassle. But that's not what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: Now play it again. I love it. I can't only
Speaker 1: hear this. Getting is a necessary part of the home
Speaker 1: wine process for any you know what. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be assole because can build. It sounds like he laughs,
Speaker 1: like this fucking mortgage from that Nelson Abram. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a good man. Nelson absquality. That quality fine. You know,
Speaker 1: people were had me like laughing my ass off over
Speaker 1: the break because they were tweeting pictures and things to
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys. At the Brooklyn Boys by the way,
Speaker 1: on Twitter, we will try and retweet as many people
Speaker 1: as possible. Uh God, let me see if I can
Speaker 1: find a few real quick. But while you're doing that, guy,
Speaker 1: play one more clip. Okay, so you know, if you
Speaker 1: have a job, you're a problem solver. Right. Let's say
Speaker 1: your job is to solve problems with a company. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you you might be like an I T guy. You
Speaker 1: might be an efficiency expert. Okay, I heard this commercial
Speaker 1: and to me, there's only one job this guy could have.
Speaker 1: You tell me what kind of job this guy has? Ready?
Speaker 1: Why do I work with Paul Davis? I love solving
Speaker 1: problems working with my hands. But what I really care
Speaker 1: about is making a difference. I love problem solving and
Speaker 1: working with my hands. But wait a second. He usually
Speaker 1: problem solving doesn't involve working with your hands. I listened
Speaker 1: to the guy one more time. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what he does for a living. Okay, why do I
Speaker 1: work with Paul Davis? I love solving problems working with
Speaker 1: my hands. Okay, this guy works in the mafia. This
Speaker 1: guy is one of those guys when you don't pay
Speaker 1: you the money you owe. He solves problems with his hands? What?
Speaker 1: What kind of job? Oh? I love solving problems with
Speaker 1: my hands. What is he like? What does he do
Speaker 1: go around fixing pipes? I don't even want to know
Speaker 1: what the company is but it sounds like he's like
Speaker 1: a fixer. Yeah, I understand you didn't pay a protection
Speaker 1: money this week. I'm gonna have the problem solve with
Speaker 1: my hands. I have the problem solve. Yeah, that doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense, right, Like I love problem solving. Working
Speaker 1: with my hands. I feel like that's a threat. Like
Speaker 1: if this guy's like I understand some problems, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to use my hands. Yeah that means that means yeah,
Speaker 1: that means you're you're breaking next. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: anything to happen to you, but I understand there's a problem.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to work with my hands now, if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, this and this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't set listen. This guy doesn't sound tough. This guy
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like I have to be maybe threatened by him,
Speaker 1: but I feel threatened by him. I feel so I
Speaker 1: feel bad um for Highway Explore On Twitter from he tweeted,
Speaker 1: uh here every company he has more problems than I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well this one was for Jared. You know it could
Speaker 1: only be Jared for ruining my fiancee's ring. Got it
Speaker 1: resized and now you can't see the engraving. Plus they
Speaker 1: added fucking comma. So how do you reverse that, Brody?
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy got an engraved ring and he
Speaker 1: shows us a picture and it says, I love you stinky.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the engraving he wanted on the inside
Speaker 1: of the ring. But he put a common Now, but
Speaker 1: isn't there supposed to be a comma after? Can there be?
Speaker 1: It's not incorrect if it says I love the comma?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Well, there's a there's a couple of problems there.
Speaker 1: First of all, what they did was to resize the ring.
Speaker 1: They stretched the ring out where the engraving was as
Speaker 1: opposed to stretching it out where the engraving wasn't okay,
Speaker 1: so they had to do something there. Or they could
Speaker 1: have added more metal to make the ring bigger. But
Speaker 1: they stretched it. They stretched it, and they stretched it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So here's the problem. I love you stinky. Now, if
Speaker 1: if he loves the girl he calls stinky, that's fine,
Speaker 1: but does he but also stinky could be an adjective
Speaker 1: like I love you stinky, love it when you're stinky,
Speaker 1: I love what you stink. But if you put a comma,
Speaker 1: it's like you're signing your name. I love you, stinkin
Speaker 1: sty stinky, Yeah, I love you so he stinky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wrong. And by the way, when he complained, he wrote,
Speaker 1: you're he's terrible service. Your staff told me that's the
Speaker 1: best they can do. So when you think of miss
Speaker 1: misspelled engravings and terrible service, it can only Jared. Also
Speaker 1: listen Highway Explorer. I feel like, maybe don't tag us
Speaker 1: in every complaint to every company because they don't know
Speaker 1: who we are and there's nothing we can do. And well,
Speaker 1: maybe it's more he just wants to let us know
Speaker 1: that he's fighting the good fight. And I want, I
Speaker 1: want your tweets, but maybe tweet us and go like, oh,
Speaker 1: Jared fucked me. But when you tweet at Jared and
Speaker 1: then tweet us, I feel like you're involving us in
Speaker 1: your mix. And Jared's like, you know, he wants to
Speaker 1: tangle with Jared. That's why I want. I can't tangle
Speaker 1: with Jared on your behalf if I don't know the details.
Speaker 1: And and truthfully, you know, one of these days he's
Speaker 1: gonna tag one of our sponsors and then it's gonna
Speaker 1: get awkward. So yeah, not that we have a lot
Speaker 1: of sponsors. Um, we could use some sponsors, just saying.
Speaker 1: Also definitely want to say thank you to everybody who
Speaker 1: purchased merch from our merch store over the holidays. The
Speaker 1: merch perch, the merch perch Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. Oh a fighting Chance uh a Fighting Chance
Speaker 1: six with no e on chance. That's the one hoodie
Speaker 1: and also goodness hoodie looks like Robin Margulis uh for
Speaker 1: hanakah put this wasn't from our merch store. She put
Speaker 1: a little hanaka um hanaka I guess shirt on her dog.
Speaker 1: Oi to the world. This that wasn't from ours, But yeah, Robin,
Speaker 1: feel free to shop at the Brooken Boys merch Store's
Speaker 1: gonna shout out Christopher Travers. I am Mr Chapo. He
Speaker 1: got got hoodies for he and his lovely woman in
Speaker 1: his life. I don't know if it's a girlfriend or
Speaker 1: a wife. Uh. And the three free holiday ornaments, which
Speaker 1: we love, and they sent us a nice picture of
Speaker 1: the two of them. He didn't tag his girlfriend. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm sure he did after he gave her a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: Uh Uh. He got the Pizza Pepperoni Pizza red hoodie
Speaker 1: and she got the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Uh so, thank you. Check out our merch store. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you didn't do anything for the holidays, uh,
Speaker 1: check it out now, I mean why not. It's you know,
Speaker 1: obviously you return that shirt that you didn't like from
Speaker 1: the you know that your aunt gave you. Maybe you
Speaker 1: have a gift for seat or some money, uh to
Speaker 1: go towards I don't know, put it back on that
Speaker 1: Amex card or you know, and buy something from our
Speaker 1: merch store. You should do a merch perch. Do not
Speaker 1: buy K and nine masks from this company on Amazon.
Speaker 1: They have they have a picture. It claims it's made
Speaker 1: in America, but I'm gonna say it's probably not. The
Speaker 1: picture is. It's four pictures and one of them is
Speaker 1: a reporter covering a wildfire. It's as suitable for mold
Speaker 1: for multi occasions. There's some woman shopping and it says shopping.
Speaker 1: There's a woman working in a computer and it says working.
Speaker 1: And then there's a guy on a bus and it
Speaker 1: says on traffics. Oh, okay, suitable for when you are
Speaker 1: on traffics. On traffics and uh shout out to Jason Romano,
Speaker 1: the holiday season YouTube can now have your own D
Speaker 1: mode package. I guess this is a picture you tried
Speaker 1: to be in demode. This is exactly this. This new
Speaker 1: car has driving modes, but then they abbreviate insert as
Speaker 1: your own D jokes here. Alright, So they're literally a
Speaker 1: button that says D mode. I wonder what that does
Speaker 1: when you when you push it, I can see you
Speaker 1: stay at home. Yeah, pretty much mode. I need to
Speaker 1: know if this is if I should be offended by this,
Speaker 1: because I I sort of was in a tongue in
Speaker 1: cheek way. I'm not gonna say who it was because
Speaker 1: because we're all good now and I I I poked
Speaker 1: a little fun at them. But somebody said, uh, they
Speaker 1: saw me in a Oh oh my god, Brody, I
Speaker 1: just saw you on Instagram. Um, you didn't lose a
Speaker 1: lot of weight. You lost half a person. Keep up
Speaker 1: the fantastic. Look great. How many pounds are you down? Now? Wow?
Speaker 1: Good for you. Yeah, Well, you'll be in that ballpark
Speaker 1: with your first quarter scary first quarter scar by the
Speaker 1: time second quarter rolls around, scary rolls around, we'll see
Speaker 1: what what you end up weighing, and we'll do way off,
Speaker 1: you know, so I will talk to this person. I
Speaker 1: appreciate the compliment, but just so we're clear, I didn't
Speaker 1: weigh that much, right, so I understand it. It's sort
Speaker 1: of a compliment. But when you say, wow, you lost
Speaker 1: half a person, that sounds like you look like ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: Now you look like less than ship. Yeah you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, oh, you look like I saw
Speaker 1: her back. Maybe let's just say you look good. But
Speaker 1: when you say like, you look like you lost half
Speaker 1: a person, you know I was still that person right,
Speaker 1: Like that was still me prior to the weight loss.
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, you were the size of a fucking house.
Speaker 1: Now you look good. Yeah, there's no way around, just
Speaker 1: say you look good. Say you know, in thirty pounds
Speaker 1: is a lot to lose, but it wasn't like I
Speaker 1: lost a hundred. But I love when they say you
Speaker 1: look a lot. You look so much better. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh than what then the way I used to look?
Speaker 1: Just say you look good. Look yeah, you look like
Speaker 1: you swallowed a Volkswagon back then. But you're saying to
Speaker 1: the woman in your life, like or anyone in your
Speaker 1: life that's may be sensitive, but usually I know, like
Speaker 1: my wife would kill me, Uh, wow, you look a
Speaker 1: hell of a lot better now. Jesus louis right, Like
Speaker 1: if she gets her hair done or she loses, Like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, who you look so much better now that
Speaker 1: you got your hair done? Well, what does that say
Speaker 1: about yesterday? You look? Just watch your compliments and make
Speaker 1: sure they're actually compliments. Think, I think before you speak.
Speaker 1: How about that, Well, we don't do that on this podcast.
Speaker 1: We do not podcast holy sh it with you in
Speaker 1: the commercial button. Hey, I'm not the guy that's both that.
Speaker 1: That's both of us. We're both responsible for that. You know.
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you real quick about you. Two
Speaker 1: things that happened to me on the way down to Florida.
Speaker 1: I was going to Fort Lauderdale and this happens. And
Speaker 1: you know, we pointed this out once before, but Brody,
Speaker 1: you'd be so mad the we we call them on
Speaker 1: the I think Elvis Duran coined the phrase the miracle flight.
Speaker 1: The miracle flight is when they make the call from
Speaker 1: we're going from Newark to Fort Lauderdale. You could imagine
Speaker 1: the clientele. Okay for Laiderdale. Do I have to say anymore?
Speaker 1: Just say there's a lot of old people, a lot
Speaker 1: of old people with a ton of wheelchairs. There must
Speaker 1: have been about eight or nine wheelchairs all cut. The
Speaker 1: wheelchair people get to sit down and get to roll up.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about people who are paralyzed. No, we're
Speaker 1: talking about people who find it easier. Well, you know
Speaker 1: who abused the system, because I'll tell you why they've
Speaker 1: used the system, Because when the flight ended and I
Speaker 1: was on my way out, all these people that suddenly
Speaker 1: needed these wheelchairs going in, they don't need them going out.
Speaker 1: Why because the wheelchair people exit last. They enter first,
Speaker 1: but exit last. But that's in convenient for them. So
Speaker 1: somehow they find the strength to get up from their
Speaker 1: seats when the flight's over. It's the heat, and they
Speaker 1: end up walking out single file and walking to the gate.
Speaker 1: They don't have to wait for the for the uh,
Speaker 1: for the you know, the chair to come get them.
Speaker 1: They don't have to be wheeled around the airport. They
Speaker 1: somehow find it away and they by the way on
Speaker 1: the on the go the way there. They found a
Speaker 1: way to get to the gate without the wheelchair. So
Speaker 1: it's only they find the wheelchair just for the moment
Speaker 1: where it's time to board, and the and to board
Speaker 1: only just to cut the line, and I just find
Speaker 1: that a major problem. I think it's taking advantage of
Speaker 1: the situation. I think that it's awful, and I think
Speaker 1: that these are people who found a way to uh
Speaker 1: pretty much, you know, beat the system, don't you think?
Speaker 1: Absolutely well. It reminds me of the one I told
Speaker 1: you the Weird Al Yankovic concert. We were backstage waiting
Speaker 1: on line. I've told this story waiting online to meet
Speaker 1: Weird Al and some guy with a cast on his
Speaker 1: foot like it was in a wheelchair and needs to
Speaker 1: cut the line to meet weird out first the one yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he walks away. Yeah, but then he probably
Speaker 1: walks away. Yeah. But even so, while you cutting the line,
Speaker 1: you're already fucking sitting. I'm standing I should cut the line. Well,
Speaker 1: he used it for a different purpose. But the people
Speaker 1: getting on planes, they just used it. Don't take advantage
Speaker 1: of wheelchairs? Are people actually need a wheelchairs? What about
Speaker 1: the people this is the second thing I saw. What
Speaker 1: about people who take advantage of the service animal thing.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the flight and a woman passed
Speaker 1: by me on the plane with a full sized poodle, huge,
Speaker 1: well groomed, huge poodle. But it was the size of
Speaker 1: it was the size of a mini person. It was
Speaker 1: like the size of a twelve years a standard poodle,
Speaker 1: A standard Okay, I'm only used to the many ones.
Speaker 1: Then a standard poodle is pretty freaking big. By the way,
Speaker 1: a standard poodle should just be called a poodle, true,
Speaker 1: like milk and white milk. It's just men have a
Speaker 1: poodle and then you know, called poodle, a mini poodle
Speaker 1: or whatever. Just poodle. But I was so a flabbergas
Speaker 1: and I'm like, see, it's people like this who are
Speaker 1: abusing the system. Again. What if this woman, why does
Speaker 1: it necessarily have to be that she needs that a
Speaker 1: person needs a small animal to be a security pet.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, this is a This is a dog
Speaker 1: that was not hired as a service animal. This looked
Speaker 1: like a pure bread standard animal. Listen, So you're sending
Speaker 1: grooming standard poodles to be service animals. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not a service animal. Sometimes. Look, I don't want
Speaker 1: to defend people who take animals on planes. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna explain it. Some people need made emotional emotional support, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should bring a friend then to
Speaker 1: talk to you on the planet, like if you have
Speaker 1: a friend with you, that should be It's just fucked up.
Speaker 1: You know. I used to be terrible on planes and
Speaker 1: squeeze my fingerprints into the right Now I get that,
Speaker 1: and I understand there are people that need it. I'm
Speaker 1: not making fun of those people. Some airlines don't allow
Speaker 1: certain sized pets. Yeah, but at some point you can't
Speaker 1: bring your bull on the people there were For a
Speaker 1: while I was getting out of hand. A woman woman
Speaker 1: took a peacock, and another woman took a pig, a
Speaker 1: pot belly pig as a service pig. Emotional support emotional
Speaker 1: support pig. Why do you But the thing is, it's
Speaker 1: people like that who ruin it for the people that
Speaker 1: really need it. You should take a train. This woman
Speaker 1: did not need an emotional animal. You didn't need I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, this was just a convenience thing for her
Speaker 1: so she can have her poodle transported to Fort Lauderdale,
Speaker 1: that you can take a poodle with her. So they
Speaker 1: slap a freaking a slap a thing over his saddle
Speaker 1: over and call it and it's a service animal. You're
Speaker 1: not a service animal, no way. I'm calling bullshit on you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I had to get that out of my system.
Speaker 1: I just think that people have gone way too far
Speaker 1: with this ship. All right, um we got Peter May
Speaker 1: twenty nine sent me a d M. Hey, Brody, Broadway
Speaker 1: is stealing your material. I went to see Jagged Little
Speaker 1: Pill Alattis Morris Set's musical tonight, and when they perform Ironic,
Speaker 1: another character bursts out, that's really not ironic, it's just shitty.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Ah, that's great? What the fuck? Well
Speaker 1: they did steal from you? Clearly that's my line. I
Speaker 1: made it up, spur the moment. Our podcast is older
Speaker 1: than the Broadway show. You think someone who wrote that
Speaker 1: Broadway show was listening to this podcast. They say that's
Speaker 1: a clever line. I'm gonna throw that in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, they tweaked. They tweaked, They tweet Broadway shows
Speaker 1: all the time. They could have added that in maybe,
Speaker 1: Like if you saw Jagged Little Pill day one, that
Speaker 1: line may not have been there. I feel I feel
Speaker 1: like it was. I feel like it was. I feel
Speaker 1: like I saw a preview. Really you saw that. I didn't. No, No,
Speaker 1: I saw it somewhere air. But I remember that line
Speaker 1: being in the show. But still our podcast came first. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh no, I gotta I got. I got
Speaker 1: a problem with you. A lot of people saw it.
Speaker 1: You put it on social media. You went to Siddel's
Speaker 1: again smartly, and then asked me to go and you shot.
Speaker 1: You put up you put up? Is what you put up,
Speaker 1: the three Towers of food. The top tower is smoked
Speaker 1: Scottish salmon covered in what fucking dil? Of course, underneath
Speaker 1: that is what looks like a patty of dog food
Speaker 1: salad that you wrote, tuna salad covered in what fucking dill?
Speaker 1: And then under that is it says potato lot right
Speaker 1: in the back. And then there's a plate of tomato
Speaker 1: and cucumber, and all over the tomato I'll let you
Speaker 1: guys fill in the blank here say it with me,
Speaker 1: fucking dill. And then you wrote a house made everything bagel,
Speaker 1: would you no? No? Okay? And then there's cream cheese,
Speaker 1: which what's in the cream cheese scallions? Yeah, And the
Speaker 1: head couldn't killed me. You could have killed me with
Speaker 1: scallions and dillod well slices. It's safe to say the
Speaker 1: old Brody is back. Remember we were getting worried there
Speaker 1: at the end of no, No, my resolution, but twenty
Speaker 1: two is known asshole at David Brody. Remember you are
Speaker 1: a known asshole. Your your your your back a with
Speaker 1: all guns of blazing right out of the gate. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say one thing. Okay, you then posted a
Speaker 1: story to my story. That's right. And what did you write? Oh?
Speaker 1: I wrote, let me see hold on here, hold on
Speaker 1: the nerve of you, the nerve, the nerve, the nerve
Speaker 1: of you. I wrote, scary still doesn't recognize awful Jewish food,
Speaker 1: And then I put the emoji vomiting green stuff into
Speaker 1: the dill. First of all, Del's you can there's now
Speaker 1: available in South Florida. But I think I think they
Speaker 1: opened in Coconut Growth or Coconut Creek, one of the two.
Speaker 1: But they all don't know good Jewish food go down there.
Speaker 1: They opened in a very Jewish area. Let me say this,
Speaker 1: okay about Sindel's. Okay, they take all the Jewish classics
Speaker 1: and they put a very come up with clean, awesome
Speaker 1: spin on it. No, the food is amazing. It's actually
Speaker 1: some rated some of the best. In fact, the infatuation,
Speaker 1: which is a very highly revered or revered whatever. Uh.
Speaker 1: Revered site names Saddel's along with some of the others,
Speaker 1: as the ten best bagels in New York City, so
Speaker 1: that everything Bagel, Housemaid on premises and everything. Listen, I
Speaker 1: want to well reviewed. And it was ship. No, that's
Speaker 1: your opinion. Jason Bateman in a movie called Game Night.
Speaker 1: I know there's people that like it. The plot was moronic,
Speaker 1: nothing made sense through a plot holes everywhere. The reviewers, well, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a great mystery, it's a joy ride, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of funny lines, but so much of
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. So funk the reviews sometimes by you.
Speaker 1: And when going back to the dill point, dil is
Speaker 1: used in Jewish cooking. Everything like that, not clumped Jewish,
Speaker 1: what is wrong? Just pick it off and pick it off.
Speaker 1: Dil in matz of ball soup is excellent. Is it
Speaker 1: is a typical ingredient? It is not. It is not
Speaker 1: an atypical ingredient. It is a typical ingredient in in Yes,
Speaker 1: in making mats any of the Jewish people I'm related
Speaker 1: to for generations that I put dil in there. But
Speaker 1: that's your family. Yes, your Italian don't look at the
Speaker 1: look at the overall, the overalls, and I tell you
Speaker 1: how your parents should prepare it to that. You know what.
Speaker 1: We have nuances when it comes to making meatballs, for instance, yea,
Speaker 1: some some Italians will tell you it's got to have
Speaker 1: raisins and pine nuts in it. And we're like, you
Speaker 1: don't put raisins in pine nuts. No you don't, highly reviewed,
Speaker 1: but that's what I want. No ounces a dill. But
Speaker 1: I will say this. There are some people, so we
Speaker 1: actually tip our cap and we say that, yes, that
Speaker 1: is a form of making a meat ball. Some people
Speaker 1: do Sicilians, some put raisins, but we acknowledge it its existence.
Speaker 1: We don't just swear it off as people. Five And
Speaker 1: what about a restaurant opens up in your area, it's
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant and they put fucking jelly beans in the
Speaker 1: meat balls and people go, oh, that's pretty good. I
Speaker 1: like the jelly beans in the meat balls. Does that
Speaker 1: make it a thing? You have to be open to
Speaker 1: everything you eat jelly beans and meat balls? You are
Speaker 1: just you are jealous. I didn't call you for the trip,
Speaker 1: Not a chance. Nit's that's at our f are one
Speaker 1: seven nine nine. Here is a pie for Thanksgiving. I
Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to read this one. It's fresh
Speaker 1: dill pickle pies and it's just green slopping a pie shell.
Speaker 1: Thanks Rob, you made me nauseous blow up. Uh speaking
Speaker 1: of Italian food scary, I want your opinion on this one.
Speaker 1: There's a pizza place not far from where I from
Speaker 1: where I shop, and I wanted to use the Slice
Speaker 1: app because I have UH dollar credits still remain. I
Speaker 1: wanted to use the app. So they have really good
Speaker 1: stuff peppers in this place, and I've ordered there before,
Speaker 1: so I'm I'm over the other side of the parking
Speaker 1: lot near the home Home depot where you know, I'm
Speaker 1: always there at the home depot, and I see, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna put an order together and stop
Speaker 1: off with this pizza place and get myself some stuff
Speaker 1: peppers and some maybe a chicken palm dinner or something.
Speaker 1: And it's about seven forty and the app says they're closed,
Speaker 1: Like it can't be closed. I could see from across
Speaker 1: the parking lot they're open. So I go across. I
Speaker 1: go across the parking lot, I pull in and this place,
Speaker 1: the way the counter works is the right side of
Speaker 1: the counter is your takeout dinners and the left side
Speaker 1: of the counter is pizza. So I go up to
Speaker 1: the right side of the counter and the owner is
Speaker 1: standing there leaning against the counter and as a kid
Speaker 1: working there, and he's against the counter. I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: what time do you close? He says ten o'clock. Now again,
Speaker 1: it's like, I said, oh, well, the slice app says
Speaker 1: you're closed. He says, yeah, I turned it off. What yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, I got a guy called out, we
Speaker 1: don't have a guy to check the app, so I
Speaker 1: turned it off. I said, well, I want to use
Speaker 1: my credit, so I'll order now with the app and
Speaker 1: you can just go check it because I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order. Nah, it's a whole thing. It's a
Speaker 1: whole thing, because you're gonna use the credit next time.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, if it's leaning he's leaning against the counter.
Speaker 1: If it's a whole thing. Brodie then walked out. He said,
Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, you're right. Next time, I will
Speaker 1: come here. I actually I will order from you guys
Speaker 1: when you guys are open. Goodbye. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: pizza somewhere else and I'm gonna pay full price. I
Speaker 1: really I would have done that, but I was starving
Speaker 1: and I really wanted I liked that pizzas. So I
Speaker 1: go up to the side of the counter and I
Speaker 1: see they've they've gotta they gotta m pie come out
Speaker 1: and it's fresh out, fresh out the fresh out the oven, right,
Speaker 1: So I said, you know, give me a slice. I
Speaker 1: should put on a plate. I'll just eat it fresh
Speaker 1: out the fire, pen into the fire. So they got
Speaker 1: one of these signs up that says we charged three
Speaker 1: three for credit card use. I'm like, man, they are
Speaker 1: striking out left and right. So luckily I had cash
Speaker 1: on me. I'd like ten bucks worth of cash. So
Speaker 1: the girl says to me, it's three two, so I
Speaker 1: don't have any change on me. So I give her
Speaker 1: four dollars and she gives me back, you know, seventy
Speaker 1: eight cents. So you know, I get three quarters three
Speaker 1: pennies and I'm walking away with the slice of pizza.
Speaker 1: And it's delicious, scary. It was so good. It was
Speaker 1: a perfect slice of pizza, and there was so much
Speaker 1: that the cheese was oozing off. I had to like
Speaker 1: catch it in midair because I did the fold so good.
Speaker 1: I said to myself, you know what, I should get
Speaker 1: a second slice of pizza. I haven't been eating two
Speaker 1: slice of pizza, but I'm gonna get a second slice
Speaker 1: of pizza. So I go back to the counter. Now,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, give me a slice. I
Speaker 1: don't have to wait because it's still had a fresh
Speaker 1: out the oven. And I've taken my three dollars out,
Speaker 1: and I take a quarter out and two pennies, and
Speaker 1: I put on the counter right because I got three seven,
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be three two. She picks up
Speaker 1: the money, she puts in one slice, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't need the pennies. Here, you go and give
Speaker 1: them back to me. I said, what, oh, well, it's
Speaker 1: only three twenty two. You gave me a quarter. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want a nickel back. That's why I gave it
Speaker 1: to two pennies. Yeah, so she could understand that what
Speaker 1: she was gonna she will hold on a second. Was
Speaker 1: she gonna keep the quarter and just call it even
Speaker 1: right there and not give pennies three cents back. They
Speaker 1: don't have Nobody knows how to do math below a dollar,
Speaker 1: so I say, and they don't have in front of mine,
Speaker 1: forget it. So I said, well, I want to get
Speaker 1: a nickel back. She so, she looks at me, she goes,
Speaker 1: she started, no, she said the band. She said, like
Speaker 1: the band with a question. I go, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I saw I want my pizza. I don't want to
Speaker 1: spitting on it. So I said no, no, if I
Speaker 1: give you three seven and it's only two, I get
Speaker 1: five cents back. Guaranteed. Never in her career has she
Speaker 1: ever had to do that calculation on the spot at
Speaker 1: that She probably has never had. No, because they don't.
Speaker 1: People don't do that. Only you do that. And I
Speaker 1: say this, I'll say it. Why people do that all
Speaker 1: the time? You have with dollars and fives and tens
Speaker 1: to make people do it with change? Cut it out. No,
Speaker 1: they don't do it with when they do with nickels
Speaker 1: and dimes. I have a pocket full of pennies. Now,
Speaker 1: of course I'm gonna do it. I've never seen I've
Speaker 1: never seen anyone do that with specifically that example. They're
Speaker 1: trying to Sorry, I'm going I'm gonna give you two
Speaker 1: extra pennies, so here, give me a nickel. I've seen
Speaker 1: it for the dollar, you know, rounded to the dollar
Speaker 1: to try and you know, or um or five or
Speaker 1: she's never given you've never given a dollar an extra
Speaker 1: dollar bill to get a five back? Correct that that
Speaker 1: I have and not the nomination? Yes, but not at
Speaker 1: not at the you know, at the low level of
Speaker 1: pennies and nickels. Okay, scary. As soon as I saw
Speaker 1: the three twenty two, I'm like, two, I've got two
Speaker 1: in my pocket. That's how you get rid of pennies.
Speaker 1: You spend that. I would just be like, reason her
Speaker 1: side for being bad at man, I'd be like, here's
Speaker 1: three in a quarter. Don't even give me the pennies back,
Speaker 1: And these two pennies in my pocket, I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: them out the window. Well, big spending now, so you're
Speaker 1: wasting pennies. I got a nickel. Now you would have
Speaker 1: just wasted a nickel. But what do you do with
Speaker 1: a nickel the next time? Somethings three three thirty? I
Speaker 1: can give a quarter and a nickel. Who pays with
Speaker 1: cash anymore? I don't you keep still? You keep coins
Speaker 1: in your pocket. I don't keep coins in my pocket.
Speaker 1: But I paid three twenty two for a slice piences
Speaker 1: because I don't want to pay three percent for charge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I paid For'm not paying for that, But that
Speaker 1: wasn't the argument. You're paying. That's why I paid. Okay,
Speaker 1: So all right, say two twice, right. So I so
Speaker 1: my friend says to me, I gotta go to Home
Speaker 1: Depot the next day, and not crazy. I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not you all crazy? You all crazy. So I go
Speaker 1: back to Home Deeper the next day, and I'm starving again,
Speaker 1: so I go back. I'm craving that pizza. So I
Speaker 1: go back in and I see they've got a regular
Speaker 1: pie that looks like it's relatively fresh, and the Sicilian pointe.
Speaker 1: Now the Sicilian some of my favorite Sicilian pizza in
Speaker 1: the area. They didn't have Sicilian the day before. So
Speaker 1: I say, give me a regular slice and this is Silian.
Speaker 1: Heat it up for me, but not too hot. I'll
Speaker 1: take it in a box, okay. So I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: the round is three two, the square has gotta be
Speaker 1: around the same price, buffly, So I put seven dollars
Speaker 1: down in the counter. I figured, even if the pizzas
Speaker 1: three seventy five, I gotta covered seven dollars. So the
Speaker 1: guy says to me, uh, seven twenty something whatever it was.
Speaker 1: I said, well, two slices is six four? How is
Speaker 1: it seven twenties something? He says, the Sicilian is more money.
Speaker 1: We right, I know it's more money, but usually it's
Speaker 1: like thirty cents forty cents. Say it's eighty cents more.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, it's more dough, more more dough. The
Speaker 1: dough is the cheap pot. So I was like, you're
Speaker 1: charging me eighty more cents for the bread. Yeah, bread, Yeah,
Speaker 1: people do that. There's more cheese on the round slice.
Speaker 1: Did doesn't make any sense? You eighty cents more for
Speaker 1: the sicilian which is smaller. Well no, no, it's actually denser.
Speaker 1: You get more dough. But but you know how much
Speaker 1: you how much dough cost to make. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what you eat a slot, you eat a slice around
Speaker 1: and a slice of square. Guarantee the square fills you up.
Speaker 1: The round doesn't for bread. You're paying for the bread,
Speaker 1: but it's not up to you. Their prices stand that.
Speaker 1: But I've I've worked in pizza places. I mean, how
Speaker 1: much it cost to make like a ten pounds a
Speaker 1: dough like, but what they want to charge for it
Speaker 1: as a markup is their prerogative, and you've already chosen.
Speaker 1: You're already balls deep in this place because you didn't
Speaker 1: walk away the first time when you should of. He said, Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't want the slice app you know you guys
Speaker 1: are closed, goodbye, And guess what, maybe this the second
Speaker 1: place might not have charged you eight, he says, extra
Speaker 1: for the square. I'm just saying. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it was usually usually slices. Usually, isn't the Sicilian usually
Speaker 1: seven at least seventy five cents more, have fifty cents.
Speaker 1: That's it was eight cents more. It seemed like a lot,
Speaker 1: but it was good. Listen, change again. No, yes, I
Speaker 1: had to ibly paid seven dollars and I still have
Speaker 1: to change from the day before I got rid of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't stand coins. That's why you have to spend it,
Speaker 1: your dick. You gave her two pennies so you could
Speaker 1: make a nickel nickel back. Listen, if you have five
Speaker 1: pennies in your pocket, you know you want a goddamn nickel.
Speaker 1: You know you do. You know you're thinking of yourself.
Speaker 1: I wish you had nickel. The downside is if I
Speaker 1: go to back pay again, I'm out of pennies, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get pennies back. I'm not slice something. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. If something is if something is six dollars,
Speaker 1: then and and I and no, no, no, I give
Speaker 1: him a one. I give him a one, and then
Speaker 1: I get five back. Right, Okay, that that scenario makes
Speaker 1: sense to me. But the three pennies to get to
Speaker 1: to to change five pennies or to have to two extras.
Speaker 1: I know it's not about you being a man of math.
Speaker 1: This is not a question of good. A band of
Speaker 1: math is about being petty or not or squabbling over
Speaker 1: three cents and two cents. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. I would just say, here,
Speaker 1: here's a quarter. Let's say the slice was three sixty. Okay,
Speaker 1: three sixty and you had three quarters in your pocket? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or two quarters at a dime? No, I'm sorry. Let's
Speaker 1: say you have a dime in your pocket. It's three
Speaker 1: sixty and you've got four singles and a dime in
Speaker 1: your pocket. If you give the dime, you get back
Speaker 1: two quarters. So would you give the dime because you
Speaker 1: know what fun it? I'll take forty cents. I'll take
Speaker 1: the forty cents. At that then, because I'll tell you everybody,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you any know because at that point, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to do the math on change
Speaker 1: like that, and then it's just change. I'm smart, scary
Speaker 1: that math is like bom for me. Quarters quarters. I
Speaker 1: don't want quarters. So you want to quarter a diamond nickel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all. It's all going into my petticash tray in
Speaker 1: my apartment, which I never roll in cash in anyway.
Speaker 1: So now you've got a tray of money you're never
Speaker 1: gonna spend. O. My god, fuck you man. That last
Speaker 1: seg I took a lot out of me. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it wore me out too. I I I thought you
Speaker 1: were better at math. I'm great at me. It's not
Speaker 1: about that. I was a mathlete when I was growing up.
Speaker 1: I was well, yeah, I was a spelling champ and
Speaker 1: a mathlete. Okay, then they should take away your title
Speaker 1: because you can't do change. Listen, come o, before we
Speaker 1: go any further, we want to let everybody know, Let
Speaker 1: all the let all the affiliates, all the slices. No
Speaker 1: that uh. In about ten minutes time or so, we're
Speaker 1: going to be having a professional bull rider on the
Speaker 1: air with us because bull riding is coming to Madison
Speaker 1: Square Garden this Friday and Saturday, and Brodie and I thought,
Speaker 1: would you guys, would guys get a kick out of it?
Speaker 1: So we'll be talking to one of the top bull
Speaker 1: riders in a little while. Um So, speaking of how
Speaker 1: you're not good at math, have you ever been on
Speaker 1: the phone with with a customer service or a help
Speaker 1: desk person that talks to you like they must deal
Speaker 1: with a hundred year old people all day? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I called a New York City government agency about something,
Speaker 1: nothing bad, It was just something. And the guy is
Speaker 1: telling me what website to go to. So he says, okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to NYC dot gov. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hold on forward slash, hold on scarre hold on and
Speaker 1: then he says forward slash. That's the line that leans
Speaker 1: forward above the control key on your keyboard. So so
Speaker 1: I go, oh, by the way, he did the WWW's
Speaker 1: also we talked about this on our last podcast a
Speaker 1: matter of fact. But he's explaining to me where the
Speaker 1: forward slash is. So I say, excuse me, sir, you
Speaker 1: don't need to explain everything to me, Like, um, A hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm good with the technology. Don't insult my intelligence. I
Speaker 1: am a known asshole around here, right, you can look
Speaker 1: check Twitter. So he says, whoa, whoa, don't go there
Speaker 1: with me, Bro, don't go there with me. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: go there with me. Don't go there. So I go,
Speaker 1: I go, where am I going? Don't go there with
Speaker 1: me telling me how to do my job. Don't go there.
Speaker 1: Don't even go he said, don't don't piss me off
Speaker 1: more because you know I hate people. So I said,
Speaker 1: what are you What are you talking about? I'm letting
Speaker 1: you know I'm not a hundred. You don't need to
Speaker 1: explain to me where the forward slash is. And more importantly,
Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on my phone, so the key isn't
Speaker 1: above the control like, you don't need to tell me that.
Speaker 1: I don't need w's. I'm just letting you know you
Speaker 1: can do your job easier, you can move forward faster.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I gotta go through a procedure. I
Speaker 1: deal what people all do? I said, alright, I said,
Speaker 1: I said Trevor, because his name is Trevor. I said, Trevor,
Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm just telling you calmly, calmly that
Speaker 1: you don't have to explain everything to the nth degree
Speaker 1: going forward. You can just say to me NYC dot gov.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to do that because he's reading
Speaker 1: off a script so well, it would require him to think.
Speaker 1: He goes, I say the same thing to everybody. Don't
Speaker 1: take it personally. Of course he does, because he's a
Speaker 1: robot spitting out a script. At that said, I said, Trevor,
Speaker 1: I'm not not mad at you. I'm trying to save
Speaker 1: you from dumbing this down to the point where I
Speaker 1: want to kill myself because you're explaining what forward slash is.
Speaker 1: So he goes, all right, man, al right, okay, I see,
Speaker 1: I see where you're coming from. Now, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: he'd Trevor strikes me as the same type of person
Speaker 1: who would say happy New Year's. Oh, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say thank you. Nobody wished me a happy New
Speaker 1: Year's so far I was gonna talk about this on
Speaker 1: the air this morning, we ran out of time. Um,
Speaker 1: I was very excited that nobody did the same to
Speaker 1: me as well. So I think maybe happier in the
Speaker 1: corner we I think we finally have because people would
Speaker 1: always get New Year's Eve here, you know, confused with
Speaker 1: happy New Year. Want to wish to be a happy
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve? That's fine, but happy New Year's Yeah,
Speaker 1: So so thank you, thank thank everybody for that. You know,
Speaker 1: I think what was it the of the person the
Speaker 1: guy who used to work with us, who used to
Speaker 1: oh Valentine's Valentine's Day. Yeah, I think people like that.
Speaker 1: Valent Happy Valentine's Day. And uh sorry I missed you
Speaker 1: on New Uh you know I wished a happy New
Speaker 1: Year's I didn't wish years So yeah, well, since we're
Speaker 1: sort of grammar policing, I wanted to call out somebody.
Speaker 1: There's a guy on Baseball Night in New York on
Speaker 1: s n Y. His name is j j Oh Is
Speaker 1: it time? I think we should play the jingle polease
Speaker 1: please please see something wrong? Screenshot did and send it
Speaker 1: to at the Brooklyn Boys. What do you got? So
Speaker 1: he's talking about his opinion on something has changed, right,
Speaker 1: his opinion has changed, So he says, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you I've come full circle on my opinion. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that means you have to see opinion is before right
Speaker 1: if you turn around, if you're facing a wall and
Speaker 1: you do a full circle. You're facing the wall again.
Speaker 1: He did a one eight, right, he did a one
Speaker 1: eight coming full circle. That's wrong. So then my two
Speaker 1: favorite guys on the Sports Network, one of them says, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I was taken back by that. No, you had taken
Speaker 1: a back. You had taken a back. When somebody shocks
Speaker 1: you or surprises you, you're like, oh, it's taken it back.
Speaker 1: You weren't taken back, taken back. It's like when someone
Speaker 1: reminds you of the seventies. Oh man, I heard that song.
Speaker 1: I was taken back to the seventies. No, you were
Speaker 1: taken up back. So I just want to get those
Speaker 1: two out of the way. Grandma, how about from the
Speaker 1: Department Department of Redundancy Department the Department of Redundancy Department. Uh,
Speaker 1: Tisias Snodgrass wrote to us on Twitter. Uh the sign
Speaker 1: that she saw that says we are no longer taking
Speaker 1: spectrum bills any longer. Yeah, wait, hold second, one more time.
Speaker 1: We are no longer taking spectrum bills any longer. You
Speaker 1: only need one longer. I think somebody type that out
Speaker 1: in two parts. They got back to it after lunch
Speaker 1: and then they finished a sentence, Uh, speaking of which
Speaker 1: you know that. Uh, we get upset when people say
Speaker 1: a T M machine and number. Did you know that's
Speaker 1: that's now brilliantly referred to as r A S RAZ syndrome.
Speaker 1: What's it called? Wikipedia? RAZ stands for redundant acronym syndrome,
Speaker 1: making the phrase RAZ syndrome socially guilty of being RAZ syndrome.
Speaker 1: It is, it is guilty of it because because of
Speaker 1: the syndrome syndrome. That's the brilliance of it. Next time
Speaker 1: somebody says a Tim Machino vin number, a pin number,
Speaker 1: that is known as RAS syndrome, which is what is
Speaker 1: it again? Redund the Department of Rene as the redundant
Speaker 1: acronym syndrome syndrome syndrome, the syndrome. Shout out to Lisa
Speaker 1: Westcott on Twitter who wrote to us and said, Happy Holidays.
Speaker 1: I just got the best gift ever from another Slice
Speaker 1: for Life Diane. Shooty uh, by the way, I love
Speaker 1: how the slices are getting to know each other and
Speaker 1: they becoming friends in real life and they're gifting each other.
Speaker 1: So Lisa writes that Diane got her this and it
Speaker 1: was a set of pencils that say pencils for Grammar
Speaker 1: Police Standard number two pencils. And they were literally pencils
Speaker 1: that have sayings on them like you lost me at
Speaker 1: your beautiful, like your you are spelled wrong, They're they're
Speaker 1: they're going there to their house, okay, and all the
Speaker 1: their's okay. That is correct the way they said it.
Speaker 1: Silently correcting your grammar punctuation saves lives to serve and
Speaker 1: correct Oxford comm until I die. An official Grammar Police pencil.
Speaker 1: So apparently they sell these the Whiskey River, right, the
Speaker 1: Whiskey River Soap Company. So anyway, I just love how
Speaker 1: one of our slices, Diane gifted the Grammar Police pencil
Speaker 1: set to Lisa, and then Lisa screenshot at it and
Speaker 1: said it to us at the brooke, and boys like,
Speaker 1: look look at what I mean. I think that's so
Speaker 1: cool that there's that kind of um you know that
Speaker 1: I was gonna say in Comma robtarie, yes, common ottery.
Speaker 1: A shout out to a J. McClure sent the stagrammer
Speaker 1: from the back. No sent us a sign. Welcome to
Speaker 1: our porch where wasting time is considered time well wasted,
Speaker 1: except they spelled wasting and wasted as w A I
Speaker 1: s t I n G and w A I s
Speaker 1: t e D. That is not how you spelled wasted.
Speaker 1: That's how you spelled waste, like your pants ands. Uh
Speaker 1: Tuna melt, uh tuna underscore, melt underscore t M. I
Speaker 1: guess they love the t ms. I can't even go
Speaker 1: through Instagram without grammar policing people, and I'm not even
Speaker 1: looking for mistakes. And she put up a picture from
Speaker 1: Instagram of a woman in bed with a kid, and
Speaker 1: she wrote on her like as a little sign with letters,
Speaker 1: this is for the moms that doesn't sleep, the moms
Speaker 1: that doesn't doesn't sleep yep. And then she sent me
Speaker 1: a picture of uh Mandy t Fee with Selena Gomez,
Speaker 1: whoever Mandy t Fee is. It's a miracle. I am
Speaker 1: here and could care less if that means I'm a
Speaker 1: sixteen instead of an eight. I guess it's about a
Speaker 1: dress size. I don't know, but it's not could care less.
Speaker 1: Couldn't care less. So we've got we've got the people
Speaker 1: out there, uh fighting the fight for us uh. And
Speaker 1: I have I have one more because I have one Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted I wanted to get your opinion on something. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. So first quarter Scary has to
Speaker 1: eradicate ingestion of all oils. That's part of this die
Speaker 1: the oils. No, there's no cars, no carbs, no sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no carbs, no sugar, no no oil. So oil is
Speaker 1: the big key here because a lot of these diets,
Speaker 1: like Mediterranean diet, you are allowed to have oil. So
Speaker 1: this that's how this one differs. And that's why the
Speaker 1: weight is so drastic, the weight loss so so it's
Speaker 1: not only in the things that you ingest at, like eating,
Speaker 1: it's the stuff that you put on your body you're
Speaker 1: supposed to avoid. So if I was going to the
Speaker 1: Bahamas and I needed some block, I have to find
Speaker 1: oil less sunscreen because apparently the oil gets in your
Speaker 1: pores and then well that's part of the diet, okay
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I had to find oil lists deodorant,
Speaker 1: and the only one that's really acceptable, there's only a
Speaker 1: very few on the list is it is a Tom's
Speaker 1: of Maine natural deodorant stick. Yeah. All the smelly people
Speaker 1: you know use Toms in the well, I said, fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy it because I can't use my my
Speaker 1: regular role on I don't can't use any sprays. So
Speaker 1: I had bought Hey, I'm not use scary, but like,
Speaker 1: look at that fact over there. He must have oily deodorant.
Speaker 1: You know, man, it's a tactic in losing the weight
Speaker 1: because your body goes for any oil that's ingested into
Speaker 1: your body in any format, in any way, whether it
Speaker 1: be your stomach or your pores, the body will try
Speaker 1: and digest and get rid of that first, you know,
Speaker 1: before it goes you know what, you know, you know what?
Speaker 1: What else works? I read this on a medical not
Speaker 1: eating my salami and cheese off my story board if
Speaker 1: you're if you're board, So so I will say this.
Speaker 1: I got this Tom's of Main and I and I like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, I brought it home, like so this
Speaker 1: is for women. So it's actually a skinny it's one
Speaker 1: of the skinny ones, because you know, the fat ones
Speaker 1: are for men, the wider ones, the wide sticks are
Speaker 1: for men's for whatever reason. But that bigger my question
Speaker 1: is and it smells like a some sort of powdery
Speaker 1: thing whatever lavender. It's not lavender. It's powdery. It's powdery.
Speaker 1: Toms of Maine natural deodor whatever the hell it is
Speaker 1: powder scent, it's the approved one that I can use.
Speaker 1: The thing is using girl deder and it's a skinny one.
Speaker 1: What you have FDS? You know what I just I
Speaker 1: just used razz syndrome. There, I said, FDS sprite. That's Brodie,
Speaker 1: don't be a dick. What I'm just saying is, so
Speaker 1: I got the skinny one because because it's all they had,
Speaker 1: and I'm like ship. So my question is, is this
Speaker 1: is really built for a woman? Is because they always
Speaker 1: say this pH balance for a one, strong enough for
Speaker 1: a man. But maybe the thing is, if I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a woman's deodorant, aside from the scent, which smells like
Speaker 1: it could pass frock guys deodorant, is there anything different
Speaker 1: aside from and the fact that it's skinnier. Are you
Speaker 1: able to find oilist douches? You are an oilist douche,
Speaker 1: A known oilist douche. You really are. You're a dick.
Speaker 1: I'm a known asshole. You are a known asshole. You're
Speaker 1: happy with yourself wallowing your own pity. You're disgusting. How
Speaker 1: did we ever get on the topic of bull riding?
Speaker 1: You and I were talking about this off the air
Speaker 1: the other day on a commercial break for Albst Ranches,
Speaker 1: we saw that we were just talking about events coming
Speaker 1: up in New York and the PBR, the Professional Bull
Speaker 1: Riding Association is going to be at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 1: And that's for two guys from Brooklyn. That's the last
Speaker 1: thing that would normally populore heads. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check. I watch videos. I was like, let's
Speaker 1: see what it's about, because I don't know on even
Speaker 1: know what you think. You know. I always go to
Speaker 1: the bars, right, and I'm used to those bucking the
Speaker 1: bucking bull from the and the guy like, that's not
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's unreal with these guys do okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, at a bar, when they when you
Speaker 1: get on the mechanical bull he made, he goes slow
Speaker 1: for the girls and he bounces the bull and the
Speaker 1: bull goes up and down, and then the girls but
Speaker 1: goes up and down. But then then they get a
Speaker 1: dude on the bull and then the dude is like yeah,
Speaker 1: and in three seconds he just jerks them off and
Speaker 1: he said the bull and the guy that didn't sound right. No, no,
Speaker 1: the guy flies off like you know they're not gonna
Speaker 1: because they don't want to see guys on the mechanical
Speaker 1: bull I just want to know if bull riding is
Speaker 1: anything like that. Okay. So that leads just to the
Speaker 1: next next thing is that we have a very special
Speaker 1: guest on because a week after we talked about them
Speaker 1: coming to New York, we get an email would we
Speaker 1: like to talk to Cooper Davis, who's one of the
Speaker 1: best riders in the country, And we're like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Let's ask some questions because we don't
Speaker 1: know anything. So you got him on the line, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he won I think he's right here, Cooper. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: how's it going, sir, Welcome to the Brooken Boys. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: here man. Yeah, I got a million questions Cooper. So listen,
Speaker 1: We're two guys from Brooklyn, New York. The closest we
Speaker 1: came to bulls growing up was going to McDonald's. So like, so,
Speaker 1: I know you're from You're from Jasper, Texas, right, Um,
Speaker 1: so you're from an area where bull riding is is common.
Speaker 1: You grew up watching it on television. We didn't have it,
Speaker 1: We had none of this, So I don't know if
Speaker 1: common anywhere. Uh but yeah, I mean I grew up
Speaker 1: watching it on TV as a little boy. And uh,
Speaker 1: finally somehow talk about parents and here we are today.
Speaker 1: How did you but how did you get into Like
Speaker 1: what made you say I'm gonna do Alrea? You like, hey, look,
Speaker 1: I want to take up sports like you don't want
Speaker 1: to play football? Maybe some basketball, but to be on
Speaker 1: a bowl and say this is my career choice. How
Speaker 1: did that come about? Yeah? And then explain your parents
Speaker 1: to allow it. Yeah. Yeah, So when I was a
Speaker 1: little kid, I was watching the PBR, just like a
Speaker 1: lot of kids do around the house, and uh, you know, whenever,
Speaker 1: just for some reason, I thought, man, that'd be a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. And I got on my first bull
Speaker 1: when I was twelve. My parents would let me do it.
Speaker 1: For the longest time. My sister dated guy and uh
Speaker 1: ultimately lated up marrying and uh, but the road bolts professionally,
Speaker 1: and that's how I talk about parents and let me
Speaker 1: get on bulls and and uh, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: was pretty good at a young age and it's just
Speaker 1: gone up from there. And you've been everywhere. Man, I've
Speaker 1: noticed I noticed that. Uh. First of all, congratulations, back
Speaker 1: you won the the Professional bull Riders Championship. You won
Speaker 1: your Is that a They called that a gold buckle? Right, yes, sir, yeah,
Speaker 1: I won the gold buck on two thousand and sixteen,
Speaker 1: won the finals and fifteen and PBRs taken me some
Speaker 1: pretty cool places have been Australia, Canada. Right, You got
Speaker 1: to see a lot of things through the TV, are
Speaker 1: all right? So I went knowing we were going to
Speaker 1: talk to you. I went and watched a lot of
Speaker 1: your videos on YouTube to catch myself up and to
Speaker 1: see what it looks like to do what you do. Uh.
Speaker 1: So you I don't know how you're in one piece.
Speaker 1: I don't know how any of you guys are one
Speaker 1: piece because the bull is flinging you around. Your your
Speaker 1: back is contorting, your arms are flying. Uh. The bulls
Speaker 1: throw you off eventually, right like you're not on as
Speaker 1: long as you want. At some point they win. And
Speaker 1: so when they throw you off, you're landing on the
Speaker 1: ground pretty hard, and then you jump up like you
Speaker 1: did a great job. Are you wearing padding? Are you
Speaker 1: wearing some kind of protective gear underneath your your rodeo stuff? No,
Speaker 1: we just have a vest on the outside and chat. Uh,
Speaker 1: as well. I mean, that's all in protection we've got.
Speaker 1: So when you hit the ground, it hurts. Well, you
Speaker 1: broke your collar bone, is that right? Yeah? I broke
Speaker 1: my collarbone in twenty nineteen, broke my neck actually at
Speaker 1: work Guard Hill. And after that you decided, hey, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna just jump on this thing and
Speaker 1: and I'm coming back. You don't think that that that
Speaker 1: was like your You had a second lease on life
Speaker 1: right there, and that was your assigned to like say
Speaker 1: maybe I'll retire. Yeah, I mean there was definitely two
Speaker 1: ways to look at it. You could let it get
Speaker 1: see you that way, or you can let it fuel
Speaker 1: you and uh and kind of make you rededicate yourself.
Speaker 1: And that that's what I did. So for about six months,
Speaker 1: all I wanted to do I create d and uh.
Speaker 1: It was really I mean, it was a good good
Speaker 1: thing for me. I guess if you want to put
Speaker 1: it in a positive way. See, we I play softball,
Speaker 1: and if I twist my ankle or get hit by
Speaker 1: a pitch, I think about not playing the next year, right,
Speaker 1: like breaking column bone. So I'm looking at your videos
Speaker 1: and I watched one of your montages. I want to
Speaker 1: just read some of the horses, the horses, some of
Speaker 1: the bulls names that you rode. Uh this year or
Speaker 1: the year of this video Trail of Tears, Uh speed
Speaker 1: Demon Chiseled, which I know was was one of the horses.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on horses. Yeah, now you you wrote
Speaker 1: a whole you wrote I keep saying it. You wrote
Speaker 1: a bull named Lester Gillis. That doesn't sound very intimidating,
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like a tough name, but it's a really
Speaker 1: tough bull. So I noticed that you you ride some
Speaker 1: of the same bulls over and over again, Uh, either
Speaker 1: during the same year, during this on the circuit. Do you,
Speaker 1: number one, do you learn the tendencies of some of
Speaker 1: the bulls And is it possible to like get close
Speaker 1: to them, to pet them, to like become friendly with
Speaker 1: them where they're not as hard on you or they're
Speaker 1: just bulls and they're never gonna get to know you
Speaker 1: and they're gonna just beat the hell out of you. Well,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a double edged question there because some
Speaker 1: of the bulls, I mean, they're just like us a personality. Uh,
Speaker 1: actually our three times a year a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: The last few years he loved to be scratched on.
Speaker 1: He walked up to the fence and uh, he just
Speaker 1: loved his job. And when he got in the shoot,
Speaker 1: he knew what to do, you know. Uh, and then
Speaker 1: there's stumbles that are just made and don't even want
Speaker 1: to be around you. So so wait is uh, let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. If a bull likes you, it
Speaker 1: wants to buck you off quicker, or he still wants
Speaker 1: to win. He's wait, so the bull in the bill's mind,
Speaker 1: the bulls like, look, I'm gonna get points. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win this damn thing by getting this guy
Speaker 1: off quick. They know that they have a sense of
Speaker 1: that in their head. You know these bulls, I mean
Speaker 1: they're just like any other like your dog. Can't in
Speaker 1: there any other kind of breeding cedigree. You know, their
Speaker 1: grandparents bucks and and uh you know when they get
Speaker 1: in the shoes, they know what to do. They know
Speaker 1: they're supposed to suck their right or off. Uh. It's
Speaker 1: not all uh, it's not all attitude and a flank
Speaker 1: growth that it really makes them do it. They enjoy
Speaker 1: doing what they do. They don't play favorites. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you when you get thrown off the bull sometimes
Speaker 1: and and and by the way, when I say thrown
Speaker 1: off the ball, that's after you've been riding the ball
Speaker 1: successfully for you know, it was it ten twelve seconds?
Speaker 1: Would would you consider a good ride? Eight seconds is
Speaker 1: all you have to do? But yeah, if you can
Speaker 1: make it eight seconds, and interior how to get off
Speaker 1: of them from there? All right? So are you do
Speaker 1: you have a clock in your head? Do you you
Speaker 1: feel eight seconds? You know roughly? Or you are there
Speaker 1: clocks around the ring that you're looking at or if
Speaker 1: you could even possibly focus? Yeah, I mean, we definitely
Speaker 1: have an internal clock that goes eight seconds, but we
Speaker 1: try to add pass the whistle that way we kind
Speaker 1: of you know, don't get caught sitting down and and
Speaker 1: uh getting bucked off Waiting on the whistle is what
Speaker 1: we call it. Get a second, I thought, So if
Speaker 1: you're on for like, let's say you make it fourteen seconds,
Speaker 1: you're not getting extra points over the eight check ins
Speaker 1: or are you? Oh no, you're not. You're only getting
Speaker 1: judged on the first eight seconds, and that's all that matters.
Speaker 1: Before I didn't know that. I just learned something to Yeah,
Speaker 1: So when you get when you get off the bull,
Speaker 1: either your choice or the bulls choice. Sometimes you get
Speaker 1: done down behind the bull and the bulls legs are
Speaker 1: up in the air and they come straight down and
Speaker 1: in the videos I watched they come close to landing
Speaker 1: on you. Have they landed on you? Oh? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been stepped on and over. I mean, I'm just the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and it's gonna happen sooner or later. That's
Speaker 1: what the best is for the helmet and uh, the bullfighters,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's their job, and they do a
Speaker 1: great job at it is getting the bulls away from us.
Speaker 1: You've got you don't call them, you don't call them
Speaker 1: clowns because I've noticed some of them were makeup like
Speaker 1: in the old days, they had the wig and they
Speaker 1: dressed up like full blown clowns. Do they have a
Speaker 1: name now that is besides clowns? Are they wranglers? What
Speaker 1: did you call them? Yeah? You used to everybody who
Speaker 1: call them clowns rodeo clowns. But you know, there's their
Speaker 1: job so serious now, I mean, they're they're bullfighters. They uh,
Speaker 1: that's that's what they want to be called as a bullfighter,
Speaker 1: and rightfully so, I guess all right, now do you
Speaker 1: have to be nice to them? Like if you if
Speaker 1: you have a bully of them with with Mike. Let's
Speaker 1: say Mike is working your ride. If Mike doesn't like you,
Speaker 1: he cannot get the bull away from you, right, Like,
Speaker 1: you have to be nice to those guys on assuming
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean it makes him look bad and
Speaker 1: they don't want that. And uh and and honestly, I
Speaker 1: mean there's nobody in the locker room that doesn't get along.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's all funny games. Really. Prior to you
Speaker 1: calling in here, we we were talking about how our
Speaker 1: version of bull riding, if there ever was one, was
Speaker 1: going to see a mechanical bull at a bar? Right,
Speaker 1: so and and we we first of all, do you
Speaker 1: ever do you? And I'm sure Brodie has some follow
Speaker 1: up questions? Did you ever go to a bar and
Speaker 1: ride a mechanical bull? You tell anybody who you are, right,
Speaker 1: just kind of walk in and just you know, just
Speaker 1: kind of you know, kind of wait in line. And
Speaker 1: then have you ever done it to like impress people? Yeah? Girls?
Speaker 1: Or have you ever tried to doing some money and
Speaker 1: not like send anything? Right? You know? Funny story. Uh, Now,
Speaker 1: as you guys ask that. My wife and I went
Speaker 1: to Cancoon one time and they had a mechanical bull ride. Uh.
Speaker 1: She ended up talking to me and to get on it.
Speaker 1: The guy could throw me obviously, Man, you've done this before.
Speaker 1: I guess, like, I just can't get you off. Puff
Speaker 1: at videos and we actually ride the bull. Uh it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty entertaining though, so so they gave up
Speaker 1: on you. They told you to get all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they gave up on me and they couldn't get me off.
Speaker 1: And uh it was fun. I mean being able to
Speaker 1: just go and do something like that. Uh, they have
Speaker 1: no idea. That's awesome. When the bull I'm assuming that
Speaker 1: some bull riding machines are a little different than others.
Speaker 1: But at full speed, right, you're at this bar, right,
Speaker 1: you can't come when you said, and you're on the ball.
Speaker 1: You're on the bull in the in the bar and
Speaker 1: he's going full speed. What percentage of full speed at
Speaker 1: the bar is it compared to a bull? Is it
Speaker 1: like like that? Yes? I was about to say this,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I mean, it's the power is
Speaker 1: not there, but the speeds a lot faster some aspects
Speaker 1: of it. But uh, I mean, the bull, you never
Speaker 1: know what he's gonna do, and you know, get on
Speaker 1: a mechanical bullet's pretty pretty simple. Either gonna go left
Speaker 1: or right or right right. Yeah, they have very limited
Speaker 1: movement in on those rights exactly, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: moving like actually physically walking around. It's a stationary thing.
Speaker 1: And the mechanical bull, I mean, it's it's fun and everything,
Speaker 1: but the only way to really practice on a bullet
Speaker 1: to get on a lot of by bull that not's
Speaker 1: to throw you off. What would you tell someone like
Speaker 1: us who's never been to a professional bull riding event
Speaker 1: that the like to the likes of the one that's
Speaker 1: going on at the garden this Friday and Saturday. What
Speaker 1: do you like? What's the advice? Like, how do you get? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you've ever been to a PBR event
Speaker 1: and uh, you know it got to experience the actual
Speaker 1: bulls and and the personalities and and uh grasses and
Speaker 1: man's he's fun to watch, so, uh, you know, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of fun for everybody in the family. And uh,
Speaker 1: if you want to see two gladiators, go ahead to hit.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what it's about. The top bour riders
Speaker 1: in the world versus versus the bulls. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's all right now, Cooper Cooper, What do I wear?
Speaker 1: Because if I go to a passball game or a
Speaker 1: football game, I'm gonna wear a jersey or or like
Speaker 1: we're Mets fans, I'll wear a Met hat. You know.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to bull riding, do I wear a
Speaker 1: cowboy hat? Or is that like that's pretend I shouldn't
Speaker 1: do that. No, man, you can dress however you want to.
Speaker 1: And that's what everybody took to me because I dressed
Speaker 1: a lot difference than uh and what I guess the
Speaker 1: typical cowboy would dress like you know, right now, I
Speaker 1: got on uh hot wherever. Whatever you want to when
Speaker 1: it's feel comfortable, do you have to show up in
Speaker 1: a Nuty suit? Yeah? Man, is do whatever you want to.
Speaker 1: I mean when I tell you whatever, whatever you want,
Speaker 1: just be you. And that's awesome, by the Nuty for
Speaker 1: those on who don't know a classic designer in the
Speaker 1: class country western right, and and it make all those
Speaker 1: dazzling be dazzled outfits from the seventies right. Yeah. So oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, okay, I don't mean to shift off
Speaker 1: of bull riding but listen, I know your your wife
Speaker 1: is ah is it your wife or your girlfriend? Wife?
Speaker 1: My wife? Your wife. She's a big star on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's got quite the fine and you could plug
Speaker 1: her if you can give her name out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Her name is Caitlin Davis, and I mean
Speaker 1: she's she's been pretty successful, her owner her own business.
Speaker 1: So recently you you played a joke on her on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Could you tell everybody what you did? Because this was
Speaker 1: kind of fun. I've got like one TikTok and I
Speaker 1: didn't even know what TikTok was until she showed me.
Speaker 1: But no, I pretended to be her for a day
Speaker 1: and went through the motions and uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I'm getting like two million lives abuse or whatever
Speaker 1: it is on TikTok and went viral on TikTok and
Speaker 1: you're not even a part of TikTok community. You're just
Speaker 1: like I just want to be I'm gonna mimic her
Speaker 1: for a day and her and you sent it out
Speaker 1: to her fans. I take it and people can nest
Speaker 1: this viral video, right. Yeah. No, I'm one and done
Speaker 1: on TikTok. It was a success. I'm waiting one for
Speaker 1: her retaliating and U be me for a day or
Speaker 1: something like that, Cooper, We'll be honest now, which is
Speaker 1: more painful dancing on TikTok or riding a ball? Danced
Speaker 1: on TikTok? For sure? Uh? Speaking of TikTok, your TikTok
Speaker 1: is at Cooper Davis. Your Twitter is Cooper Todd with
Speaker 1: two d's Cooper Todd Davis, and your Instagram is Cooper
Speaker 1: t d a V. Is that correct? That's correct? Right?
Speaker 1: I guess you couldn't get the Davis on all the services,
Speaker 1: so people have to find you find people really should
Speaker 1: check him out and look look at his accolades, look
Speaker 1: at all his awards, look at all the milestones he's
Speaker 1: had that scary look at look at Cooper Davis on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and then go get your tickets to Ticketmaster. Uh and listen.
Speaker 1: PBR goes all over the country. So if you can't
Speaker 1: make it to Madison Square Garden this weekend, I'm sure Cooper,
Speaker 1: this is the beginning of the tour, the middle of
Speaker 1: the tour. How much do you have left? Yeah? I know,
Speaker 1: this is the very beginning from here to May. We've
Speaker 1: got twenty four the stop Texas, Washington, California, all of
Speaker 1: the United States and uh also Canadian tour. So and
Speaker 1: these are exciting, exciting Yeah, you must two pbr unleashed
Speaker 1: the Beast Monster Energy buck Off at the Garden. That's
Speaker 1: a mouthful. Yeah, it's topping Friday and Saturday. If you're
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast when we had a good seats
Speaker 1: and you can hear Cooper grunt and maybe some bones break. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: what question, Cooper, before we before we let you go?
Speaker 1: I have one more question. I noticed in the videos
Speaker 1: that the judges are scoring you and the bull, and
Speaker 1: they combined the two scores. What is the bull getting
Speaker 1: points for? So the judges the score the bull basically
Speaker 1: on how high he kicks, how intense he is, how
Speaker 1: fast he is, and then they're judging the rider on
Speaker 1: based off of this control throughout the ride and being
Speaker 1: able to you know, get those style points that everybody
Speaker 1: likes to see. So there's a taking judge fifty on
Speaker 1: the bull and on the rider, and you know, if
Speaker 1: you get score this in the nineties, it's pretty pretty
Speaker 1: good score. That very awesome, Cooper, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Lightning us and answering all of our Still, how are
Speaker 1: you going to get ready by the way, for this
Speaker 1: tomorrow for Friday night? Like what what do you do
Speaker 1: exercises or workout? Yeah, I mean it's all cardio and
Speaker 1: cooler and and uh, you gotta stay ready. That's very good,
Speaker 1: Uh scary. Give the name of the event again at
Speaker 1: Massis Square Garden. It's two p br Unleashed the Beast
Speaker 1: Monster Energy buck Off at the Garden, presented by Ariot Cooper.
Speaker 1: Good luck and your your your your accolades and and
Speaker 1: winning this year. It's been a couple of years. I
Speaker 1: know you've been getting to the finals. And also good
Speaker 1: luck to you and thanks for giving us a few
Speaker 1: minutes of your time, Yes sir, Thank you guys and
Speaker 1: anybody out there come check us out of Friday and
Speaker 1: Saturday night on Friday and Saturday. Thank you all right
Speaker 1: now Cooper Davis, everybody, Wow, really nice guy, you know,
Speaker 1: and so polite. He kept calling a sir, and I'm
Speaker 1: I'm like athlete celebrity dude. That's that Southern hospitality. There's
Speaker 1: so nice in this we are we couldn't be more
Speaker 1: opposite than that guy. We just had on the phone,
Speaker 1: and and and let me tell you something. He he
Speaker 1: does like he does like a mean rough job for
Speaker 1: a living. Yes, and he's that nice. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel even worse now watching him. They say, you
Speaker 1: know what, listen, we work four hours a day, right,
Speaker 1: they say, people, we don't work four hours a day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could just honestly make the case that he works
Speaker 1: about eight seconds a day. You know, well, it probably
Speaker 1: does a couple of rides a day. So let's maybe
Speaker 1: he's working thirty seconds, if you want to say it
Speaker 1: that way, but you know he's working a lot harder.
Speaker 1: Of course he is. Listen, did the risk. He broke
Speaker 1: his collar bone. But then he gets back on. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I kept saying, horse, I apologize, gets back.
Speaker 1: He gets back because because the New Yorkers were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you ride a horse. Yeah, nobody rides bulls in in
Speaker 1: in our area in New York City. There's no bulls,
Speaker 1: you know, like, you don't see that. I'm glad I
Speaker 1: didn't ask him the question about the red blanket. If
Speaker 1: you if you push one, you put the front the
Speaker 1: red sheet. If you wave one in front of the bull,
Speaker 1: you have the red cape in front of a bull,
Speaker 1: the matador. You know, what does the bull that? I
Speaker 1: know it's not bull rodding, that's bull fighting, right, you know?
Speaker 1: I know how about that the clowns don't want to
Speaker 1: be called clowns anymore. I didn't know they were called
Speaker 1: clowns in the first place. Well, at least rodeo clowns.
Speaker 1: You know, rodeo clowns. By the way, did you did
Speaker 1: you know that they only need to stay on for
Speaker 1: eight seconds? I didn't know that. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: So all the arrested by the clowns thing, do you
Speaker 1: think like the union was like, all right, we're not
Speaker 1: clowns anymore. You know, like you can't call missuses masseuses.
Speaker 1: You have to call the massage therapist. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know flight attendants. You don't say stuarts, no, no, God forbid, right,
Speaker 1: So I guess that's another term, like you don't they're
Speaker 1: not clowns, Like, hey, we're not clowns. I saving your life.
Speaker 1: I do like his Canco cancoon story though about her
Speaker 1: just showing up as a regular person. You know, um,
Speaker 1: I know one of the Oh my god, I haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to her in years now, but she used to
Speaker 1: skate for the New York Islanders back in the day.
Speaker 1: And she what I mean, she's skated for the Islanders,
Speaker 1: the Islanders, Um, you know the cheer team. Yes, and
Speaker 1: then she would show up at like Rockefellow Center or
Speaker 1: Woman Rank or one of those places is that and
Speaker 1: like just put skates on and then go spins everyone
Speaker 1: ever different, How is that different than what this guy does?
Speaker 1: This guy that you know reminds me of. I have
Speaker 1: a very famous comic in the eighties and nineties and
Speaker 1: early two thousand's named John Pinette, who was a friend
Speaker 1: of mine who passed away I don't know about seven
Speaker 1: or eight years. Also friend of the Morning Show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I but I was friends with him before the
Speaker 1: show and I was friendly with him after. And anyway, John,
Speaker 1: I used to have a joke that he would go
Speaker 1: to uh an all you can eat buffet and uh
Speaker 1: they like he would They would tell him like, you
Speaker 1: go now, you leave here four hours, You've been here
Speaker 1: a full hour, you go now. And so because he
Speaker 1: was fat and he ate a lot, and that was
Speaker 1: the joke that he was so good at eating, they
Speaker 1: made him leave like and That's what I'm thinking. It
Speaker 1: reminded me of like Cooper Davis on the on the
Speaker 1: bull Riding Machine where they're like you go now, like
Speaker 1: get out, get you off, get out. You were kicking
Speaker 1: you off. That's that is awesome, that's being that good.
Speaker 1: Like the machine, they just can't get you off. So well. Uh,
Speaker 1: speaking of getting you off, is that what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do after we get out of here? No? But but
Speaker 1: what's the name of the event again? I told you
Speaker 1: it was the twenty Oh my god, I was, I
Speaker 1: said a mouthful. I already already buck it off. It's
Speaker 1: buck off. It's the buck off. I think, Hey, Brodie,
Speaker 1: buck off off. Listen, you could buck yourself off when
Speaker 1: you do this podcast in my bed or anything about
Speaker 1: bull riding. Two guys from Boys Boys