WEBVTT - #201: Skeery Ate My Chacoochie 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:08.159 Guess who just got back today Brooklyn mos that it'd 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.560 been away. That's us. They both have so much to see. 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:28.080 You know, their names are brilliant. Scary Podcast episode two 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:33.120 oh one, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast for a New Year. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.519 You just made Erica Parry at Erica with a k 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.320 P thirty one very happy, she tweeted us. If there 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.280 is no Brooklyn Boys are back in town song for 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.680 this week's podcast, I will be very upset with Scary Jones. 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.800 Now it's there. It's always at the ready and welcome 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:51.080 to twenty twenty two. If that's when you're experiencing episode 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:54.120 two oh one, I'm Scary Jones. That's David Brody in 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:58.400 case one on my podcast. Hio. Hello, you can't even 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.800 use that joke anymore because that's it's like a check 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.920 writing joke. Yeah, you know what. I still have to 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.000 write a couple of checks to a couple of companies. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.720 It's a long story, but I I do write. I 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:09.600 do have to write checks for where I have to 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.240 write checks otherwise I hate it. Otherwise I hate it. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.480 Not a fan, not a fan of writing checks anymore. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.360 By the way, I started off my New year. You know, 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.600 I keep you in the In the ongoing saga of 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.160 people who think on the other David Brodie, right, yes, 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.319 so uh, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani put 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.000 up a post on Instagram Yeah that he was gonna 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.759 be on my show, I have a David Brodie show, 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.240 right at David David Brodie. He put up a clip 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.760 of him talking to the other David Brodie and said, 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.640 check out the interview with me with me and at 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.640 David Brodie. So so I I sent him a d 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.320 M and I said, hey, Mr Mayor, Uh, I'm wrong 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:53.800 David Brody. Did he respond? Uh? Well, uh he didn't. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.640 And I wrote back. So I wrote back, and I said, 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:57.960 you know, I used to be a fan of yours 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.840 when you're a mayor of New York, but now I'm 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.760 not so sure. Please delete that tweet. So I I 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.720 something like that. I said, like, I'm getting a little 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.640 upset with you. Could I need that tweet taken down? 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.600 The Instagram post. So not only did he take it down, 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.720 but he blocked me so perfect. So yeah, I'm okay 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.440 with that. And then I got this instant message, I'm 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:21.160 sorry this tweet known asshole David Brodie please respond to this. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.360 So again, Uh, the other David Brodie made it a 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:29.160 really obnoxious post last week, and so people were deeming me, 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.160 did you really say this asshole? Like, No, I didn't. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.680 But my favorite was he wrote known asshole at David 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.040 Brodie and I thought you ashole, but you know, but 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:38.600 I didn't. I didn't know if you. So when I 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.639 saw that, you know, normally I know it's the other guy. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:46.880 I could have been. It could have been, Yes, I wasn't. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.000 I am a known asshole. Are the correct? It actually 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.240 works on both levels. It did work on both levels. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:54.960 So proaps to that guy from getting it right, even 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.440 though we got it wrong. We've been away for like 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.480 three four weeks now. It's been a while, it's been 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.919 a minute. In fact, you know, you were you were 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.720 already saying, you know, you know that time at the 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.520 holiday party we should really talk about. And I'm like, dude, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.480 that was like a month ago, and you're like, oh no, 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:13.400 You're like, we haven't been here since then. So we 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.239 had our our Elvis d Ranchio holiday party on Wednesday, 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.480 and and there has been something that it's been irking 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.800 you since. I mean, come on, I mean you have 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.639 to have shook it off by now. No, I'll tell 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:32.080 you what. So normally Scary is guilty of when you 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.520 ask Scary to pass you something at a at a 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.320 table full of people, the duchy on the left hand side, yeah, 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.920 Scary will take some of it before he passes it 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.720 to you. So if we're an Italian restaurant and go Scary, 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.600 can you pass me to big clams? There's no problem 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.160 with that. I think we might have even covered this 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.040 on that. I'm sure we have. Scary will take two 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.400 big clams and then pass you the rest of the clams, 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.080 even though they were sitting in front him and didn't 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.800 touch them. But they're on their way. If they're on 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.120 their way past me, I might as well grab a 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.720 couple and then continue continue to pass. So we went 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.760 to a really nice Italian restaurant in Lower Manhattan called 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.360 Il Molino. There a chain, I'm not a chain, but 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.240 there's multiple locations right l and then second more the 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.080 new L I n O. Beautiful place. And one of 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:14.880 the things that they're known for, at least I know 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.040 them for, is they have was it veal palm on 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.880 the bone or chicken chicken palm on the bone. It's 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:24.280 the giant plate sized chicken palm on the bone. It's 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:28.240 tremendous hungry. The first quarter of scary right now, you 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.839 don't tend me with food. That's right, first quarter of scary. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.479 He can't eat now, can't We should have gone. I 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.159 wish it was first quarter of scary for our for 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.960 our lunch a couple of weeks ago, a month ago. Now, 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:43.800 my hand Elvis took us all out. So he ordered everything, 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.880 you know, and so they sent out like Italian chocouterie boards, 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:53.440 slab slab of wood, and there was little round salamis 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:58.320 and pieces of Italian cheese and some bread on these 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.239 wooden boards, or as the tick soccers call it, the 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:05.039 chikuchi board. Chikku chi. She that TikTok viral video. I 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:09.520 have not girls that were out here with this couchie board. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.719 It's couchie board. Oh nice. We should a segment by 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.960 I don't want any cheese from any chikuchi. That's you 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.880 don't want cheese? No, that doesn't sound, does not sound 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:24.720 hashtag chi chichi cheese. We should actually, by the way, 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.320 I cracked my crack up several times a day off 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.040 of some of the sounds i've here here on TikTok. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:34.040 We should probably start a segment where we the weekend 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:38.400 TikTok where we just put together TikTok complaint so we'll 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.920 get to them. Continue. So we're sitting at a long 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:46.800 L shaped table. Scary and Garrett are sitting at the 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:50.240 Garrett right, They're sitting at the corner of the L 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.840 where a long table meets the short end. Right right 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.760 on the corner of the L. I am sitting on 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.320 the short part of the L next to Garrett. To 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:02.520 my right is coast of boy Josh and and Andrew 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.919 and somebody else I don't remember. There's three people to 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.960 my right and Garrett and Scary to my left. Well, Garrett, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:16.200 Scary and Uncle Johnny they got chikudi board for themselves, 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.839 and the four of us on the little part of 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.360 the el got our choot board. And every three or 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.440 four people got a board of Italian salami and cheese 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.919 and bread, you know, every few feet. And there was 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.680 like fifteen of us maybe so there was five or six. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.839 There was enough boards to go around, right, So you know, 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.080 Scary is like, oh so good, Oh you gotta try well. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.280 I was fourth quarter Scary. At that point, I'm just 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.800 trying to shove everything into my throat and plowing through ship. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:47.800 And so their chacoonery board was empty first, right, Uncle 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.800 Johnny had one or two pieces. Garrett had skip to 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.960 the part where okay, come on, just tell them to 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.599 just tell them what's so the four of us and 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.760 I don't have a problem with to see. Now four 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.080 of us, and I'm not eating that much because you know, 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.960 I'm eating healthy and uh, so we didn't go through 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.239 the board the four of us as fast as Scary 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:11.960 and Garrett went through theirs. And so there's two salami 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:16.880 left and uh one one piece of cheese on the 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.880 board and a piece of bread, and Scary says, uh, 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.160 you know, uh, you guys are gonna finish that. So 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:24.960 we're like, I don't know the food's coming out in 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:28.280 a minute. Why do you do you want? Because I 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.840 want piece of salami. So I passed the board I 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.120 don't know three ft to my left to Garrett. Scary 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.120 takes both salamis instead of one like he asked four 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.080 and then says, hey, Garrett, you want the cheese. Theres 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:48.600 only one left, all right, So Garrett eats the cheese board. Yeah. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.520 It reminded me of when you you asked me for 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.120 a chocolate covered strawberry and then offered all my strawberries. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.480 Did he in turns who asked for salami? Here's what 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.520 you didn't see. This is the and I think the 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.280 slices will agree. And then you offered the cheese that Garrett, 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.880 it wasn't your cheese. The bus boy was show was 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.240 right there and he was about to take everything. He 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.600 was clearing the plates and clearing the boards away, so 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.440 he already had gone to the other side of the 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.000 table and there was a half full board that he 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.880 took off the board. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:18.840 oh my god, I gotta save the salami from this board, 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.960 because because the second goes back in its place with 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.640 the piece of salami sitting there, and the guy's gonna 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.240 come and take it away, so it might as well 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.400 go into my mouth rather than into the garbage. That's 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.160 how I was looking at it. Putting it into your 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.000 mouth and saving the salami is what used to call 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:34.640 what you tried to do as a kid, isn't it? Yeah? 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:43.040 Pretty much? But save the salami tried? Yeah, right, I 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.120 just the balls on you balls, didn't know one was 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.200 sitting there. Why don't you say, bro, did you want 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.960 the cheese? And can we have the cheese? No one 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.080 had touched that board in over fifteen minutes. Doesn't matter, 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:58.720 You're not that you're not the Jakuderi police, the Jacuderi cop, 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:05.200 or that you COUCHI cop for that matter. SUCHI so, yeah, 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:11.400 I thought that was TACKI alright, alright, okay, ta um. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.920 You know other things happened during the holiday. You know, 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.760 I got fucked, you know, not in the good way, 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.000 not in the good way. I so I was gonna 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.040 go to Miami's jingle Ball jingle Ball. I was the 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.600 sole representer of the radio show, of our show to 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.200 go to why one d jingle Ball in South Florida, 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.080 because we are their morning show and there should be 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.440 representation from the morning show, and nobody else could make it. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:38.480 So I bought a flight on Friday, and then Sunday 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.520 morning rolls along. By. By the way, you are already 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:45.560 posting yourself outside Florida Friday night. I'm hanging out having 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:50.160 drinks restaurants Saturday. Were you behind you were some behind 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:54.080 somebody in the crowd. I was Jake Paul the Fighter yeah, 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:57.200 and his brother Logan Paul. Right, yeah, yeah, I was 0:09:57.200 --> 0:10:00.679 out at at a nightlife event with them and Ja 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.400 Rule was there another night flow right, we were all 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.680 it was great. But then, by the way, I have 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:09.240 Roles phone on it, I don't tell you that we 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.360 should call him sometime. He's really great. He's such a 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.200 nice guy. So so Friday and Saturday night, I'm like 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.160 hanging out. But the big culmination and the real reason 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:21.240 why I'm there is because of Sunday night. The reason 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.439 why they flew me in was for jingle Ball, not 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.439 for the Friday night partying or the Saturday night or afternoon. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.079 I was not invited to the jingle Ball. So well 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.280 then you got your just desserts because on Sunday morning 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:37.760 you had the last laugh when they canceled. And I'm 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.560 sitting there with my dick in my hands, saying, what 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.040 what am I doing? Now? I'm saving the salami. Yeah, 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.920 I was trying to save my salami. No. I couldn't 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.920 believed it, Brodie. I I was shocked. I'm like, oh no, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.960 now what, like this whole trip was for nothing? Uh? 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:54.600 And anyway, my flight back was until Monday so I 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:57.600 had an entire weekend in South Florida. Some would say, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.680 oh my god, you had some great weather. Shut your mouth. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.320 But for me, I'm like, okay, I was technically on 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.400 vacations Friday, so I was. I was like four days 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.600 of my vacation that I was, and you hadn't really 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:13.680 planned vacation weekend. They canceled it. They canceled the concept. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:15.960 You never mind the people that paid for tickets. It 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.480 was their Christmas present and birthday and they canceled it 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.120 because of COVID protocol. But just wanted to go that 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.200 we're gonna go. I feel bad. There are people listening 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.800 to this podcast. You know, listen if you've ever not 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.840 been invited to a party and it gets canceled, you know, 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.600 the cops camm and arrest of it. But you you 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.880 kind of chuckled, you kind of laugh. Yeah was that 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.080 so I'm not I'm upset for our company, and I'm 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.440 because it's a huge production in all, I have terrible 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.520 But yeah, I wasn't invited. Okay, you weren't invited. Let 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.160 me tell you about what I did get to experience. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.320 Do that right after the break, Oh damn, it breaks 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:53.400 Tim timing. I gotta get better at this timing thing. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.559 I know, I know, you know, I got so much 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.520 to catch up on. They told us we had to 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.960 do these in certain intervals, so you know, if we're late, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.679 then you know, my hand gets backed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:04.680 So you know we did the Fabreeze thing right. We 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:08.000 played the fabriz jingle, yes, and uh, we didn't know 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.400 what they were saying, and then figured out happy for 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:17.840 briefe Happy Abram's Nelson underscore Abram's a b R A 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.959 M s. There's no h in there. Uh, he tweeted 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.959 at me, put this one right up there with Fabreeze. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.080 See if you hear what I hear in this clip, 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.560 I'll tell you what. It's what he says, it sounds like. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:32.559 So let me see here, do you hear what? Okay? Uh? 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.280 Hold on by rocking mortgage? Getting mortgage is a necessary 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:36.640 part of the homeline process for many. You know what 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.600 doesn't have to be asshole because fucking mortgage can build 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:43.200 at homeload. It doesn't have to be asshole. Way again, 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:49.200 So what he said is he said, it sounds like 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.679 doesn't have to be an asshole this fucking mortgage. So 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.679 I don't want to preface it and tell you what 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.240 it sounds like. But listen to it again. What is 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:00.080 he saying? Hold on, this is an actual rate, a 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.839 commercial rock mortgage. Getting mortgage is a necessary part of 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.360 the home wine process for any you know what. Doesn't 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.080 have to be assole because fucking Morkige can build at 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:10.920 home every step and no one. Okay, so I think 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.240 I think he's saying this rocket mortgage doesn't have to 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.640 be a hassle. But that's not what it sounds like. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.800 Now play it again. I love it. I can't only 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.720 hear this. Getting is a necessary part of the home 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.120 wine process for any you know what. It doesn't have 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:25.760 to be assole because can build. It sounds like he laughs, 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:32.440 like this fucking mortgage from that Nelson Abram. Yeah, you're 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:36.640 a good man. Nelson absquality. That quality fine. You know, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:40.640 people were had me like laughing my ass off over 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.960 the break because they were tweeting pictures and things to 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.400 the Brooklyn Boys. At the Brooklyn Boys by the way, 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.080 on Twitter, we will try and retweet as many people 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.360 as possible. Uh God, let me see if I can 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.439 find a few real quick. But while you're doing that, guy, 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:57.120 play one more clip. Okay, so you know, if you 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.880 have a job, you're a problem solver. Right. Let's say 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:05.000 your job is to solve problems with a company. Yeah, okay, 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.760 you you might be like an I T guy. You 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.599 might be an efficiency expert. Okay, I heard this commercial 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.520 and to me, there's only one job this guy could have. 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:18.600 You tell me what kind of job this guy has? Ready? 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.960 Why do I work with Paul Davis? I love solving 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.760 problems working with my hands. But what I really care 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:28.840 about is making a difference. I love problem solving and 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:30.760 working with my hands. But wait a second. He usually 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.960 problem solving doesn't involve working with your hands. I listened 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.400 to the guy one more time. I'm gonna tell you 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.240 what he does for a living. Okay, why do I 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.240 work with Paul Davis? I love solving problems working with 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:45.040 my hands. Okay, this guy works in the mafia. This 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.960 guy is one of those guys when you don't pay 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:51.440 you the money you owe. He solves problems with his hands? What? 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:54.280 What kind of job? Oh? I love solving problems with 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:56.800 my hands. What is he like? What does he do 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.840 go around fixing pipes? I don't even want to know 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.720 what the company is but it sounds like he's like 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:05.000 a fixer. Yeah, I understand you didn't pay a protection 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.000 money this week. I'm gonna have the problem solve with 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.080 my hands. I have the problem solve. Yeah, that doesn't 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:13.320 make any sense, right, Like I love problem solving. Working 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:17.400 with my hands. I feel like that's a threat. Like 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.560 if this guy's like I understand some problems, I'm gonna 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.360 have to use my hands. Yeah that means that means yeah, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.200 that means you're you're breaking next. Yeah, I don't want 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:28.080 anything to happen to you, but I understand there's a problem. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.720 I'm gonna have to work with my hands now, if 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:33.360 you know what I'm saying. Yeah, this and this guy 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.280 doesn't set listen. This guy doesn't sound tough. This guy 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.440 doesn't sound like I have to be maybe threatened by him, 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.840 but I feel threatened by him. I feel so I 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:49.080 feel bad um for Highway Explore On Twitter from he tweeted, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.480 uh here every company he has more problems than I do. Yeah, 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.160 well this one was for Jared. You know it could 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:59.880 only be Jared for ruining my fiancee's ring. Got it 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.200 resized and now you can't see the engraving. Plus they 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:07.200 added fucking comma. So how do you reverse that, Brody? 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.760 I mean, the guy got an engraved ring and he 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:13.840 shows us a picture and it says, I love you stinky. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.880 That's the that's the engraving he wanted on the inside 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:19.040 of the ring. But he put a common Now, but 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.400 isn't there supposed to be a comma after? Can there be? 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.200 It's not incorrect if it says I love the comma? 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:28.160 Hold on, Well, there's a there's a couple of problems there. 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.200 First of all, what they did was to resize the ring. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.680 They stretched the ring out where the engraving was as 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.520 opposed to stretching it out where the engraving wasn't okay, 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.280 so they had to do something there. Or they could 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:43.400 have added more metal to make the ring bigger. But 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.440 they stretched it. They stretched it, and they stretched it. Okay. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.920 So here's the problem. I love you stinky. Now, if 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.760 if he loves the girl he calls stinky, that's fine, 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.320 but does he but also stinky could be an adjective 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.000 like I love you stinky, love it when you're stinky, 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.880 I love what you stink. But if you put a comma, 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.720 it's like you're signing your name. I love you, stinkin 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:14.960 sty stinky, Yeah, I love you so he stinky. Yeah, 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:18.359 that's wrong. And by the way, when he complained, he wrote, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.040 you're he's terrible service. Your staff told me that's the 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.639 best they can do. So when you think of miss 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:32.159 misspelled engravings and terrible service, it can only Jared. Also 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:36.800 listen Highway Explorer. I feel like, maybe don't tag us 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.600 in every complaint to every company because they don't know 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:44.919 who we are and there's nothing we can do. And well, 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:46.560 maybe it's more he just wants to let us know 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.479 that he's fighting the good fight. And I want, I 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.200 want your tweets, but maybe tweet us and go like, oh, 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:55.840 Jared fucked me. But when you tweet at Jared and 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:59.159 then tweet us, I feel like you're involving us in 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.439 your mix. And Jared's like, you know, he wants to 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:05.280 tangle with Jared. That's why I want. I can't tangle 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:07.520 with Jared on your behalf if I don't know the details. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.280 And and truthfully, you know, one of these days he's 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.080 gonna tag one of our sponsors and then it's gonna 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:14.320 get awkward. So yeah, not that we have a lot 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.920 of sponsors. Um, we could use some sponsors, just saying. 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:20.160 Also definitely want to say thank you to everybody who 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:23.080 purchased merch from our merch store over the holidays. The 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:27.960 merch perch, the merch perch Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.400 dot com. Oh a fighting Chance uh a Fighting Chance 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:35.040 six with no e on chance. That's the one hoodie 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:39.800 and also goodness hoodie looks like Robin Margulis uh for 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:43.920 hanakah put this wasn't from our merch store. She put 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:49.000 a little hanaka um hanaka I guess shirt on her dog. 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:54.080 Oi to the world. This that wasn't from ours, But yeah, Robin, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.720 feel free to shop at the Brooken Boys merch Store's 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.240 gonna shout out Christopher Travers. I am Mr Chapo. He 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:04.040 got got hoodies for he and his lovely woman in 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:05.440 his life. I don't know if it's a girlfriend or 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:08.240 a wife. Uh. And the three free holiday ornaments, which 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.480 we love, and they sent us a nice picture of 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:12.520 the two of them. He didn't tag his girlfriend. I 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:14.320 mean I'm sure he did after he gave her a sweatshirt. 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:18.080 Uh Uh. He got the Pizza Pepperoni Pizza red hoodie 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.800 and she got the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice for Life. 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:23.439 Uh so, thank you. Check out our merch store. By 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:25.480 the way, if you didn't do anything for the holidays, uh, 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.359 check it out now, I mean why not. It's you know, 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:31.200 obviously you return that shirt that you didn't like from 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:33.800 the you know that your aunt gave you. Maybe you 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.119 have a gift for seat or some money, uh to 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.440 go towards I don't know, put it back on that 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:40.960 Amex card or you know, and buy something from our 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:44.199 merch store. You should do a merch perch. Do not 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:47.880 buy K and nine masks from this company on Amazon. 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.000 They have they have a picture. It claims it's made 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.359 in America, but I'm gonna say it's probably not. The 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:56.679 picture is. It's four pictures and one of them is 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:00.280 a reporter covering a wildfire. It's as suitable for mold 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:04.520 for multi occasions. There's some woman shopping and it says shopping. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:07.399 There's a woman working in a computer and it says working. 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.000 And then there's a guy on a bus and it 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:14.880 says on traffics. Oh, okay, suitable for when you are 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:18.760 on traffics. On traffics and uh shout out to Jason Romano, 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:22.440 the holiday season YouTube can now have your own D 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.240 mode package. I guess this is a picture you tried 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.040 to be in demode. This is exactly this. This new 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:31.959 car has driving modes, but then they abbreviate insert as 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:34.639 your own D jokes here. Alright, So they're literally a 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.720 button that says D mode. I wonder what that does 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:40.239 when you when you push it, I can see you 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:44.280 stay at home. Yeah, pretty much mode. I need to 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:46.400 know if this is if I should be offended by this, 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:48.960 because I I sort of was in a tongue in 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:52.080 cheek way. I'm not gonna say who it was because 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:55.040 because we're all good now and I I I poked 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:58.280 a little fun at them. But somebody said, uh, they 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:03.359 saw me in a Oh oh my god, Brody, I 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:07.119 just saw you on Instagram. Um, you didn't lose a 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.119 lot of weight. You lost half a person. Keep up 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:13.160 the fantastic. Look great. How many pounds are you down? Now? Wow? 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:16.720 Good for you. Yeah, Well, you'll be in that ballpark 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:19.159 with your first quarter scary first quarter scar by the 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:21.480