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Speaker 1: I just got to say it right now, what's that.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a little bit early, but birthday, Alex's

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Speaker 1: precious birthday four weeks away. Yes, it's like late next month.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday though. Okay, well thanks, I think is confused.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's less than thirty days. So is it

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Speaker 1: my birthday month even though it's not my birthday? Hunt? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about what happened yesterday. Okay, yesterday. Well we're

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Speaker 1: getting into this, okay, Well, I have a fifteen year

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Speaker 1: old daughter names Bella. Yeah, and if y'all have ever

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Speaker 1: had a teenage or or a teenage female girl, or

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Speaker 1: just a teenager in general, yeah, that's you know my pain.

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Speaker 1: And if you haven't had a teenager, then you'll hear

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Speaker 1: my pain. Yes, Alex has a teenage daughter. She's fifteen

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Speaker 1: years old. And anytime you let anybody, I'm a new

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Speaker 1: I'm a new parent. I'm a stepparent. Right, you're a

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Speaker 1: great step parent. I'm fine, by the way, with the

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Speaker 1: term step anyway, Alex and I are Mary. If you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, By the way, I have to explain

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Speaker 1: that every single time because there might be new listeners.

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Speaker 1: The showho don't know that. But if you already knew that, cool,

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Speaker 1: thank you speak anyway. Yeah, but anytime we talked to anybody,

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Speaker 1: they go, oh, you got killed. That's sweet. The kids, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then Alex will go I have an eight year

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Speaker 1: old son and a fifteen year old daughter, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh teenager, oh dear, yeah, it's that time right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Alex had a birthday party yesterday. She's super excited

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Speaker 1: about party. Yeah, but Alex's birthday isn't for four weeks.

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, it was true. So my daughter threw us.

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Speaker 1: I mean she played party. She played party during her

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Speaker 1: school day. Oh yesterday. She wanted to throw me like

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Speaker 1: an early birthday party for some reason. And we just

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Speaker 1: have the whole weekend where she could have done it

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Speaker 1: right right. She was having She had jewil like order

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Speaker 1: all this stuff, like a cake. She wanted to make it.

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Speaker 1: She likes to bake. It was a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: She goes my mom's birthdays coming up, and I go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know I know what it is. That's not for

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Speaker 1: like another month and a half. Though, I want to

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Speaker 1: make her a cake, and I want to decorate the

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Speaker 1: house and do a birthday party, and I was like, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's dope, and she's like, I want to do it

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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm like, what do you mean, like

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Speaker 1: in the next couple of days. She's like yeah. But

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, fine, I'll order you some cake pants

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Speaker 1: off of Amazon and some other whatever ingredients you need,

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Speaker 1: figuring that it would be done like over the weekend

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Speaker 1: or every time when it should be done during the

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Speaker 1: school day. Ye, so jubilant. I get home from work

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Speaker 1: and I walk into the kitchen where it's all clean,

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Speaker 1: and she's on her computer doing school at two o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the afternoon, and there's about one hundred balloons blown

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Speaker 1: up around the house. There's like you know the string

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Speaker 1: that you like, the streamers, the streamers and everything, and

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Speaker 1: like the big party on the wall, like the big balloons.

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Speaker 1: And then this cake, this extravagant cake, and it's like

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Speaker 1: an amethyst cake because I like crystals, and so she

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Speaker 1: wanted to make the same this cake. And I'm like

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Speaker 1: it was an elaborate I mean, come on party that

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Speaker 1: I've planned parties and I've decorated parties, and I know

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Speaker 1: how long that took her. And so I'm like Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you've done nothing. What a good God? And like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you expect my reaction would be

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Speaker 1: when I walked into this kitchen And she's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd be like a little excited. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you're really killing the party, Alex. Yeah. Killed. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you played surprise party for like with yourself. And then

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Speaker 1: there's and then there's this bubble machine. Right there's we

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Speaker 1: had I bought a bubble machine for Christmas a while back,

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Speaker 1: and she had the bubble machine set up on top

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Speaker 1: of our garbages. So there's these bubbles coming out of it.

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Speaker 1: But it's not like spring up and going around. It's

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Speaker 1: walked in and I was like, when did we get

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Speaker 1: a bubble machine? Yeah, I didn't buy a machine. So

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Speaker 1: then I looked down at it and the bubbles are

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Speaker 1: just coming straight out and going down to the ground. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and literally going up a little bit and just and

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Speaker 1: all over my garbage because like the bubble machines on it.

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Speaker 1: But then like there's an area of the garbage is

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Speaker 1: just like full of soapy bubbles supposed to do. And

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh my god, it's my party and

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Speaker 1: I'll cry if I want to. Yeah, so Alex goes upstairs, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: really killed the mood of the party a little bit. Yea,

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Speaker 1: it is her party. She can she can drive if

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Speaker 1: she wants to, but she just kind of like left.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Happy birthday, Alice. Thank you. I'm sad I

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Speaker 1: missed the party. Yeah it was a really good party.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one O six one. What has your

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Speaker 1: teenager done to drive you nuts this week? Oh my god? Cry?

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Speaker 1: I wanted. I want My grandpa would cry too, if

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Speaker 1: you're fifteen year old. Planet surprise party when they were

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Speaker 1: supposed to be doing school