WEBVTT - Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, what do you have today?

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Keith. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the couple took a vacation up to Canada and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 2>they had a bad dinner experience out one night. So

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<v Speaker 2>Keith decided to call the restaurant and try to straighten

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<v Speaker 2>it out. So Keith hasn't gotten a callback from the

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant yet until now. I'm going to be the guy

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<v Speaker 2>from the restaurant. Oh boy, all right, let's see what

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<v Speaker 2>happens when you call that Canadian restaurant or they call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, see what happens. Let's listen. Listen to the Garrett's

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap. Hello is Keith there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is Tim.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Keith. My name is Corey Matthews. I'm one of

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<v Speaker 2>the managers at Seafood. I believe you called, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just looking to return your phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm glad you called me back, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>My girlfriend and I were up there a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>We were having dinner and we just, you know, honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>just had a horrible time. Man. I'm sort a really

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<v Speaker 3>bad time. And I'm just know we're really we're unhappy service.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was just such an extensive meal, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you know, basically as soon as the shrimps

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<v Speaker 3>come out, it's like everything just goes the hell, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like shrimp That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, shrimps. When you order shrimps scampy, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know you deserve more than like two shrimps.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sir, it is a shrimp scampy.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, that's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shrimp.

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<v Speaker 3>Or shrimp. Me, I want to least you know, six

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<v Speaker 3>maybe nine shrimps.

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<v Speaker 1>Shrimp.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't correct me. Please just let me talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, and that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I really just don't I think that I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 3>with the problem and you don't need to be trying

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<v Speaker 3>to fix my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm just listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I just need you to listen to me and shut

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<v Speaker 3>up for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's one. That's why again, go ahead, please, Okay, my.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, you know she gets her chicken. Her chickens cold.

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<v Speaker 3>We could plaint to the waiter and then a top

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<v Speaker 3>of off. I tried to give the waiter the cup

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<v Speaker 3>and he said the coupon is not valid? Man? Why

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<v Speaker 3>why distribute coupons are not valid?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we don't we distribute coupons.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to christ you better stop correcting me. Man, seriously,

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<v Speaker 3>do you have some me it's in charge of you,

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<v Speaker 3>because obviously you're inconfident and you don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with this kind of situation. That's a little the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I am dealing with the situation. I am the

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<v Speaker 2>person in charge, and you have reached me.

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<v Speaker 3>Teach you how to run your business.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't be coming down, you'd be coming up to Canada.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry you had a bad experience, but unfortunately I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to be able.

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<v Speaker 1>To help you out here. I wait, he's calling me

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line. What should I do?

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<v Speaker 3>What I did?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, do me a favor. Hold tight one second,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll call him right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Hello, I've been trying to call you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Keith, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I just I just got off the phone with

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<v Speaker 3>those jerks at that restaurant we went to up when

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<v Speaker 3>we were in Canada. I'm just me. I did some

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<v Speaker 3>furious because you know, I try to tell this guy,

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<v Speaker 3>and I tell her, I try to explain to him.

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<v Speaker 3>I said what I orders the shrimps, scampy, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>And I come out I only got three shrimps. And

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<v Speaker 3>then the guy so interrecting me. He starts and then

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<v Speaker 3>he starts correcting me about using the word shrimps. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand. It's like, I'm like, what the hell man,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, you know, don't don't be getting on my case,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, just because I don't speak properly. Shrimps is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's upsetting, but it is shrimp.

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<v Speaker 3>No, hold on, don't correct me. That's why I'm mad. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>it's that's what they are. Right. If there's more than

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<v Speaker 3>one shrimp, there's shrimps.

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<v Speaker 1>No, right, really no, but just the one thing is

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<v Speaker 1>just shrimp.

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<v Speaker 3>It just when you let it go. I'm not in school. Please,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna drive up to that state and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>shove his little shrimps up, his little shrimp. Just come.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't mean you have to talk to him. If you

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<v Speaker 3>have to talk to him, you will be just as

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<v Speaker 3>bad as I am. To go laugh at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Shrimps, shrimps?

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<v Speaker 3>Who? What is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, you just got phone tap by your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, man, it's not Bunny Man happy.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show