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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I make terrible decisions sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show. I mean good ideas, sometimes terrible

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Speaker 1: decisions though either way. It is The Jewel Show's first

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Speaker 1: ever annual Christmas Holiday Parody Song Extravaganza. We made you

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Speaker 1: the promise of a parody song every single day at

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Speaker 1: this time, a new parody song that we would create,

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Speaker 1: because every other station does Christmas music, right, but they

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Speaker 1: played like the normal hits. We wanted to give you

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Speaker 1: something special because we're different that we actually wrote and

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of work. Yeah, we're only a few

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Speaker 1: days in and I'm like, man, the eyes were a

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Speaker 1: little bit bigger than the stomach there. This is why

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Speaker 1: it takes bands, you know, an actual year to write.

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Speaker 1: So we're still doing it. We still Yeah, we still

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Speaker 1: have a parody song coming up. Don't worry. Some of

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Speaker 1: them will be really bad, and some of them were

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty funny. I think most. I think so far

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Speaker 1: they've been pretty good. People have seemed to like them.

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Speaker 1: A lot of texts in it four, one to six

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Speaker 1: one that say that they're enjoying the Holiday Christmas Song

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Speaker 1: Parody Extravaganza. It might be the first ann and the

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Speaker 1: last annual. Honestly, no matter what, though, we are creating

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Speaker 1: a brand new parody song for you. Every single day

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Speaker 1: at this time, up until Christmas, you'll get to hear

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Speaker 1: a brand new Christmas song. And it's weird because right

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Speaker 1: after we release it, it already goes number one in

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Speaker 1: the country. It's so strange how it happened that. That's

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Speaker 1: a fact. You can check it. So only a few

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Speaker 1: days in, like I said, and the song we premiered

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Speaker 1: for the first song ever in the first annual and

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Speaker 1: maybe only annual Christmas holiday parody song Stravaganza, was our

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Speaker 1: take on Felice Navidad called Felice Nave Drunk. It was

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Speaker 1: love people like that. And then yesterday you heard a

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Speaker 1: song about seducing Santa clause because there's lots of sexy

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Speaker 1: songs out there about Santa, and today Santa and the

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Speaker 1: whole North Pole are here with a song about spreading

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Speaker 1: holiday cheer a really twenty twenty one way. This is

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Speaker 1: called Santa's Got an only Fans enjoy. Looking at missus close,

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Speaker 1: trying to decide if I should quit my day job

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Speaker 1: and start only fansful time. I really need the cash

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Speaker 1: to pay for our new house. The North Pole is expensive,

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Speaker 1: so it's time to wire bids out. Oh, only fans

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Speaker 1: only fans, only fans for me. Your gift this year

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Speaker 1: is seeing more of Santa than you've seen. Hey, only

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Speaker 1: fans only fans, only fans for me. Missus Close is

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Speaker 1: my pimp, and we're making Monday only fans only fans,

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Speaker 1: only fans for you. If Santa gets a only fans,

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Speaker 1: Missus Clouse gets one too. Only fans only fans, only

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Speaker 1: fans for me. The North Pole has been so called,

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Speaker 1: it's time to bring the heat. Only fans only fans,

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Speaker 1: only fans for you. If the class get only fans,

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Speaker 1: Roodolf gets one too old. Leave fans on lea, fans

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Speaker 1: on lea, fans for me. You couny council Christmas this

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Speaker 1: year because the North Pole is busy. All right? That

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Speaker 1: was another party song on The Jewel Show's first annual

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Speaker 1: probably only annual Christmas Holiday parody Extravaganza. If you want

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Speaker 1: to hear that again, you can always check it out

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Speaker 1: at the Jewelshow dot com. You can always follow us

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