WEBVTT - #72: Mad & Boujee (a.k.a. Brody & Skeery) 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.040 You know, we haven't said in a while. Scar and 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:08.879 Brodie audience up. Start up boy, you got me there? 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:14.680 Start up boys, that dot up They makeing noise that 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:20.520 start up Thursday, Dot Up Episode seventy two. Are you 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:24.480 sure this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast? It is, that's us. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.280 You have a little chocolate around in your mouth like Joe. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:31.080 You're eating like a fiend. This place is not right. Well, 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.640 I mean I thought that in January people do their fitness, 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:38.239 their dry January and then everyone's, ah, I have no 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.720 more carms. I'm cutting everything out. Okay, I mean no, 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:44.440 not now they are they listen you know that. I'm 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:49.080 I'm working with noon. I'm following the program. You really 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.959 are there, you're looking great, thank you. But here's the thing. 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:56.360 I'm allowed to have a strawberry chocolate covered strawberry, so 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.240 you're allowed. So you know, it's it's not a lifestyle change. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.080 You're going through a lifestyle change and that's fine. But 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.720 what and and this is not a commercial, No, it's not. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.200 I'm just telling you that with NOM you can eat 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:11.320 in moderation and you change the way you eat. And 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.680 I'm working on that. Well, I like the way you 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.240 ate that chocolate coverage Trump. It did broke apart in 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.520 my hand I had to do. I didn't have to 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.680 do a face shove. I'm not gonna lie. I could 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.399 go for a chocolate covered right now, but I'm not. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.319 You can you cannot do it. No. Um, since we 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.360 last met, we've been what would have you been doing? 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.560 You and you and I are the people who are 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.960 slices who are listening. Well, the super Bowl happened, since 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.520 you know help, But that was, by the way, any 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.840 predictions I made on the last episode ignore. I was like, 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:48.840 oh what I say, like, yeah, terrible. We were way off. 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:53.000 I think Uh. I had either team making more points, 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:56.160 scoring more points than the two teams actually scored combined. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.440 It's safe to say the over didn't hit if you 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.400 took the under. Yeah, thirteen to three was the final score. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.919 And um, I was part of a huge Super Bowl box, 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.519 like a score change box meeting. Every time the score changed, 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.880 someone got paid. Yeah. That that was not good for 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.040 people in score change boxes. Uh. That the way that 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.320 game went because it the score didn't change very much 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:20.239 and whoever had three three ended up with that. But 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.000 that's a great box three three If you have three 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.520 three as a box. But that person cleaned up. Yeah. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:27.520 But but when Greg's Airline was going to kick that 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.040 field goal at the end, make it thirteen six, that 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.200 would have changed things for everybody, Like that really would 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:36.720 have been But all right, well so yeah, it's I 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.240 also left everyone with a cliffhanger last time before. You 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:40.799 just want to say one thing, sorry, you can say 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:45.400 And I tweet this every year the second the Super 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:49.080 Bowl is over, it's baseball season. Oh yeah for me, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.000 like I can almost smell the grass already. When when 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.080 for pitchers and catchers? How many days the Monday? I 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:58.720 think eleven or twelve depends on the team. Summer eleven, 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.880 summer twelve, doesn't matter. The point is you're baseball fan, 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:05.400 and I am. I am crazy You're you're like baseball. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.360 I'm surprised, but I know people like both baseball hockey. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.200 That's your thing. That's great for me, it's base I'm 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.360 surprised you never went to baseball camp. I have a 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.400 friend and I think you would like sleep away or 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.000 like like that, playing with the vets, playing with the veterans, 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.920 you know, like fantasy camp. Yeah, a buttery of ours 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.680 is went to the Mets the New York Mets fantasy camp, 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:26.119 and he looked like he had a ball playing with 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.799 veteran players from like the eighties six series World Series. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.160 My friend Jeff, not my friends Jeff that we've talked 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.079 about in this podcast. The high school friend Jeff was 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.200 a friend he did that got his uniform with his 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:38.080 name on the back. That seems like it's all you. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.520 It seems like you would be all about that life. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.920 Not really maybe, But you know what, First of all, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:49.040 it's very expensive and the Mets have not going. Yeah, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.560 it's it's it's a little expensive to say the least. Also, 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.920 it's never been when we were on vacation, so I 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.480 was never able to go and afford it and all that. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.880 But listen, we've gotten to do some things, and we've 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.680 done some charity softball game. We've played with John Franco, 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.000 who is one of the best left handed relief pitches 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.800 of all time. Arguably don't not a big enough, not 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.240 not big enough for us as far as uh, you know, 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.800 big enough like thrill because we were used to these 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:16.680 things every day. We're kind of our buddy Nelson Figaro 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.360 used to was pitched for like seven or eight teams 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.839 Mets Phillies. I've had a catch with him, you know, 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.120 we got to play softball with him. Uh No, it 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.440 would be a big thrill to do the fantasy camp right, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.800 it is very up my alley. You would not want 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.000 to do that because you don't really like being in 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:32.960 the field. You're a hitter, but that's it. Yeah, I 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.359 get hit, Yeah, and then I want to miss the 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.880 line drive. If someone could pinch run the first for you, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:40.640 that'd be great. And yeah, you're a bad in cage guy. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.080 And then I'm at the bar, right, Yeah, bad in cage. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.400 I've done this. If you d h and no run, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.919 that'd be you. That's my problem is I I have 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.279 a short attention span. It's like I don't want to 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.200 I'm done with this. What's the next I hit the ball? 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.440 I gotta go. There's a there's a party somewhere. Yeah, 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.360 if they're you know what I think if they by 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.640 first base, if they put a table with all service, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.599 like where the first base coach stands, you would run 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.359 your ass down there. Yeah. And then you have the 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.640 girls with the sparklers by second you might get a 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.520 double ID love that. That would be great. Yeah, I 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.200 can see that What would you have to put a 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.880 third third base like an ice sculpture with the liquor 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:17.760 flowing through the ice sulpture. Yeah, and I have to 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.720 put your mouth on the mouth on the bottom of it, 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.080 and the eyes the liquor dribbles down. Yeah. I remember 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:24.480 you did it with apple Tine's once and you were 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.920 drunk after five minutes. What would make me slide first 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:31.400 into home? Chicken palm, Yeah, just a great meal, good 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:38.440 Italian food, blood, bad blood. People keep asking I got 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.080 I got a tweak today about it. We're gonna, you 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.800 know what on a text. I'm gonna make another attempt 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.440 to take you a steak dinner, but I'm afraid it's 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.120 gonna be free, and then you're not. You're gonna say 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.600 it doesn't know. Can you say we call a truce 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.520 on this the next steak dinner I take you to, 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.920 whether it's free or no. You have to I suffered 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.960 career wise for your thing. You You have to have 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.400 some penalty, So I know the penalty is going to 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.440 do with me. I know. Uh, speaking of which, uh, 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.720 you were about to say something that we was a cliffhanger. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.400 So I do want to talk about how you sort 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:08.119 of asked me this week, but go on, you go first. Well, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.960 last week, at the end of the podcast, I said, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.240 I mentioned that I did something that behind everyone's back 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.040 and everyone's back, that nobody knew about, and even the 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.240 person who I did it too doesn't know. But I 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.479 guess I'm gonna reveal it here supposed to reveal it's 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:28.600 not you. If you remember a couple of weeks ago, 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.560 I last week I hooked our our girl Gandhi up. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.839 Gandhi's a co host on the Big Show Elvis Rancho, 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.719 and she needed a table in the worst way to 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:44.440 a specific steakhouse. Yes, she needed a table so she 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:49.200 couldn't get into this place. So I made a phone 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:52.240 call for her because she she came to me and said, scary, 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.719 you gotta help me get into the steakhouse. Your Mr Mayor, 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.000 you know everybody you see and I don't, by the way, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.120 but I wanted. I didn't want to strike out, So 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:05.520 I felt like there was this obligation the war Way 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.160 to the World was on my show, that you needed 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.280 to show off to Gandhi that you are the man 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:14.200 people say you are right, Because she I didn't be 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.760 honest out of a hundred. What percentage was you trying 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.040 to do something nice for a friend and what percentage 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.040 was you trying to keep your image going and not 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:26.200 look like a failure. Maybe combination of both. It could. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:32.680 I think I think more people are motivated that way too. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:35.360 They have to save face, let me face the image, 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.400 let me face the question. Had the guy said no, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.400 I couldn't get you a table, would you be more 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.480 upset for horror not getting a table or more upset 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.240 for you that should be a little but hurt. I'd 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.520 be upset. Then I'm like, wait a second, where's the 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.520 respect for me? So I hold on? Speaking of butt 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.680 hurt my coach Jamie on our Walkers and Talkers podcast. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.120 By the way, I don't know when you can listen 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.440 to this podcast, but February ten is the return of 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.680 the Walking Down. So on our last episode, which was 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.520 like one thirty two, maybe I don't know. I think 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.240 it's more than the last episode was. We recorded it 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:10.000 first week of February. Um, she told us how she 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.920 ripped her ass. She ripped ask like, like, well, she 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.080 she legitimately injured her ass. She said, I ripped my my, 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.880 my ass. How do you rip an ask? Well, listen 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.880 to the Walkers and Talking to split it in half. 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.720 It's already in half. Well I didn't say she cracked it. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.600 Let me tell you the episode number, because it's a 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.240 great story and I had a lot of fun with 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.640 you know, innuendos not in her endos. Innuendos. You want 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.880 to listen episode one thirty four of Walkers and Talkers 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:38.240 wherever you listen to your podcasts anyway, So speaking, so okay, 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.360 so as I'm saying, who said you said? And I 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.160 would have felt but her if they would have turned 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.280 me down for the table, because because I really wanted 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.120 it is more. It is more about you. So I 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.160 just went right to it and I just hit the 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:54.280 target and I said, listen, um, I need a table 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.679 doing that. I need a table for you know, one 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.400 of the new co hosts of our show, Elvis Rancho Um. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.840 Just so you know, you know, her name is Gandhi. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:08.240 She's the great. She's the great granddaughter of Mahatma Gandhi. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:12.120 I think it's great, great, great she's and by the way, 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.160 that's true story, that's fact. She's she is. She is 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:21.400 the direct bloodline father's father's father to Mahatma Gandhi Maida Gandhi. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.840 Gandhi's her name boom So because I knew that just 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.320 by pulling that card right away, pulled the Gandhi car, 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:33.640 you pulled a historical figure. Yeah. Yeah, He's like, oh 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.120 my god, we love to have her post her and 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:37.840 her friends. So then she didn't even she should have 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.840 said see who she was. She wouldn't have needed you, 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.560 but I wanted to do it for her as a reinforcement. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:47.800 Now here's the You're a descendant of Anthony's five generations 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.240 of Anthony, he thought, so. So she's still to this 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.920 moment doesn't know that I played the Gandhi card. She 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.880 thinks that I got into this restaurant. She could have 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.880 played the Gandhi cause she could have done it, but 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.760 I and what they're going hung a strike. Then she 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.240 couldn't have dinner. No, but she tells me she's she 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.679 thinks to this moment that it was a Scary Jones thing, like, oh, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:11.160 scary Jones, of course we've got a table for your friends. No, 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.240 it was more like, by the way she's at at 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.400 baby Hot Sauce on all social media, feel free to 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:18.760 let her know. No, don't. Please, don't. This is a 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.480 stickle between us. Let her hear the podcast. All right, Well, 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:23.360 tell he'll listen to the podcast. Tell her to listen 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.640 to episode seventy two, right, don't tell the way. I 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.680 just say she has to listen. Send her a link 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.439 if you want, make it easy for you. I don't 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.520 care a little. Listen. Let her find it. And if you, 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.679 by the way of your descendants of any other historical figures, uh, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.559 let us know. I'd like to know. Yeah that maybe 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.600 scary can use that to get a table for him 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.840 by saying he knows you a descendant of let's say, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.800 Abraham Lincoln. But people use all kinds of stuff to 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.760 get in. Doctors use it. Hi, I'm a doctor. Can 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:52.000 I get a table at this restaurant? Hi, I'm a surgeon? Um? Oh, 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:56.600 we've an airline pilot here every day. Everybody uses their cloud. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.880 By the way, if you're a doctor, like a philosophy, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.880 you don't get a table, you'll be like you got 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.520 the dr in front of No. No, no, because they 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.080 reason they give you, they'll let you in there as 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:10.440 a doctor, so that if somebody gets sick, right, no, God, 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.520 from this you have like oh, you have elite people there. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.280 You have like a doctor a case of emergency. Anybody 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.400 is there a philosopher in the house. Nobody does that. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.720 Anyone want to talk about the existential value of meat? No? 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:27.920 Then why did doctors even get a preferential treatments? No, 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.679 you're no, no, no, no. What about a dentist if 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:32.440 you have a dds in front of your name, if 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.720 you have someone chips at tooth, it happened. They all 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:40.080 do it. Though. You don't have to be famous. I'm sorry, really, dentist, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:44.079 come on? No, but athletes, I understand why they got it. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.439 They want the publicity of having a famous person there. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:48.760 What if you work for the Board of Health? Definitely 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:52.080 not for the Board of Health. You get the best table? No, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.240 you know, we're sorry, we're at a tables. If they 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.200 don't come in, they can't rite, they can't rate you. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.480 I would think you wouldn't want to piste those people off. No, 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.600 you're talk about food critics. The food critics get the 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.520 best table. No. If a Board of Health guy comes 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:03.920 in and is a hair on his plate your aft, 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:08.240 I wouldn't mess with those people either way. They don't 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.440 have a badge that's his Board of Health. But they do. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.320 They don't like, Hey, I want a table. I worked 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.120 for the Board of Health. I've always wanted to say 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.280 that I worked for a food critic, like there was 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:20.440 that company Critical work for food critic company like Zagat. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:24.280 Zagat is a company that criticizes food. And they know 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:28.000 that they critique food. They can criticize it. They criticize it. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.560 And by the way, it's all listener reviews. It's not yeah, 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:34.480 but yeah, but you're hired by them to go in 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.880 there to write for the survey. You're by the way, 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:42.000 it is count It's not zagosk. It's the GAT. I 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.560 don't even know if it exists anymore. It's the Maroon 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:47.200 book which was later online by The Maroon book was 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.400 not the boring band who player they halftime show? It 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:51.960 was bought by Google. And then now I would have 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.000 rather watched a Maroon book that the halftime show. It 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.960 was Yeah, so it was as the GAT is a 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.240 book that you look up a restaurant, it tells you 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.880 a rating of on the Google sold it to infatuation. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.240 So now it's really screwed up. It's messed up. Anyway, 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.800 I'm following this. I'm a foodie. But anyway, point is 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.000 I would love to have been one of those people 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.760 and then say, well you can't get me a table. Okay, 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.520 all right, we'll just so you know I'm gonna be 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:18.000 criticizing your food one day. Give me the bad time slot. Okay. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.560 Someone has has told some kind of power trip. You 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:26.079 need not mean that. Every I'm just you're not hearing 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:30.400 me out. I hear you. Everybody, everybody needs to needs 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.199 a leg up to beat the system. Haven't you ever 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:34.600 had that in your life where you want to just 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.800 beat the system? You want to just I'm laying a 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.880 beat in the system. You want to play the car No, no, 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.559 but you want to be able to play a card. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.640 Everyone has a card to play in life. Oh yeah, 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.120 but you know what, you know, it's funny. So if 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.000 we you guys have made fun of me for years 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.200 for playing the Elvis Durrai. But here's the thing, when's 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.120 my card? Whenever we go somewhere that's not show related, 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.640 to a city that doesn't have our show on, that's 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.959 a problem. That's a problem for you because they don't. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.480 When we went on the Norwegian Cruise Line ship Sponsor, 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.880 we flew to Los Angeles, right, and then we we 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.000 uh we uh we had to get on the ship 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.120 and then we got off the shop. You know we 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.200 what we we took a cruise to nowhere, right. We 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:15.800 went out for a a couple of days, came back. So 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.800 we spent like two days in Los Angeles. Well, the 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.840 other straight morning show is not on in l A. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.680 And so we had to go to restaurants like normal people. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.160 But that's when you play the heart radio card because 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.000 they have that long Yeah, you were like, oh, I 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.920 work at Kiss FM. You can you tried that routine? 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.160 You don't have a business card. That's his kiss in 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.200 l A. I'm just but but it's not just about us. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.680 I'm saying that that everyone has to have something that 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.720 gets them something else in their town. It could be 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.160 you know, your job, your job, your profession, maybe your 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.480 status in your little city. But your uncle is the 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.240 is the is the sheriff, the mayor. You know, I 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:55.720 know my cousin is mayor of this town. That's great. Listen, 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.680 it gets you free ship, it gets you top priority 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.800 wanted to be And I don't even want free stuff. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.240 I just want whoa whoa whoa. If we always want 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.960 free Ship. I know I get that, but my main 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.280 priority is just being you guys just want to be 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.360 able to just sucking with the jingles lately. You didn't 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.800 play my crib enthusiasm music last week, and now you're 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.120 not playing free Ship for us. But we don't have 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.600 anything to showcase. I'm just saying how we like free 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.760 ship for us that we're talking about it. I said 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.400 the words, and you're like, we played the jingle when 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.760 we got free ship right. Nothing people, By the way, 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:32.200 l J. L J is one of our listeners. Uh 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.360 he claimed he sent me a shirt like three weeks ago. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.560 I still don't have it, LJ. What's up with either 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.720 lying to me or you've got the address wrong? You 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:45.320 for cock did something it alright, cocked it up? So 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:50.040 anyway back to you, Brodie, you're scratching your head, you're 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.120 scratching your temples, like yeah, I just I feel like, uh, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.440 I feel like Gandhi needs to know what you did. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.680 That's all. I just let's call her right now. You 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.480 can tell her call us all right for yet about it. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:02.760 Don't tell her to listen to the podcast. We'll call 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:07.400 her right after this. What are you doing over there, Brody, 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:12.840 are you sick? You better not be getting sick. Oh, 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.920 speaking of sick, we have an intern named Joe. Joe 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:19.120 is like six seven irrelevant to the store, of course, 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.760 you know, irrelevant. Oh yeah, you look, did you play basketball? 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:23.800 You have to be that guy. I was that guy. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.440 Did you play basketball? Because he's tall? What do they 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.320 ask short people if they ride off their jockeys? Did 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.680 you guys ride your red horses? He's sick, you're catching 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:38.560 what he has? No So he sick, text her to 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.720 pick up her phone. Could be napping. Do you think 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:47.360 she's sleeping? Joe sniffled right, and he's like ten feet 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.880 away from gregg Te's desk, and he's like, I'm not 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.320 getting six stair away from me. So then Joe walked 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:53.800 over to him and he's like, hey man, I'm not sick. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.280 I just sniffled for a second. So he so Gregg 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.520 he put down caution like police tape and split the 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.320 room in half and said he can't cross that half 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.800 of the right. Oh that is that what that caution 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:06.520 tape was on the floor. But like, that's not that's 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.600 not gonna prevent the germs from right. The germs don't 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.920 caution tape. He's such an idiot. Did you text her? 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.960 I texted her to pick up the phone. I told 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.440 her it was us calling. Um. Yeah, we don't make 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.840 edits to our podcast. That's why you're hearing all the 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.199 raw stuff. You're hearing. Brody blows nose. We're real and 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:28.040 me fumbling with the phones. Here comes, We're real. Are 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:32.160 we gonna call your your girlfriend today? You know, not today, 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:38.560 because I'm gonna call somebody. You have to call somebody. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:43.040 She's sleeping. We'll get it later. What was she went vegetarian? 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:48.000 You know? Um? You know that right? She she went vegetarian? 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:52.200 Well she turned she's you know she turned it turned? Yeah, people, 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.760 that turned vegetarian. What's her reason for that? No, she's 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:59.199 apparently sympathetic animals all of a sudden. Oh man, But 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.560 like our whole life. I understand. I know in her religion, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:08.760 aren't they cows are sacred. She's in the end. I 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:11.840 understand that. But that's but she's not even other me too? 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:17.879 What do you mean that follow up? She will be 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.560 this weekend? Oh, because her boyfriend's going away to the navy. 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:26.840 One last hurrah Man. She is avoiding us like the 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:30.560 plague I think she knows that she's not. She doesn't 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:36.320 trust us. Oh man, I hate this new phone system 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:42.280 cannot be completed? What am I calling? Peter Lugers? Yeah, 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:48.760 your number number can't? Things? Are happy about it? All right? Um? 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:51.760 I will say something that that I have an issue with, 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:55.760 and that is um, people who review things on Amazon. 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.399 If you've ever been on Amazon dot com, as you 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:01.840 meant me, people of buy stuff from there. I don't know, 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.199 kind of a little website. It's gonna be popular one day. 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:10.040 People review products and three stars and the whole thing 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.119 collates into like four stars, three stars, three and a 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:16.520 half whatever the average is. All I could tell you 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:21.160 is read between the lines. Folks, don't ever take an 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:25.520 Amazon review at face value, like an actual the star rating, 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:30.520 because when you break down the reviews, it actually is 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:34.680 is a terrible thing. Because this wax paper that I bought, 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.800 I just needed wax paper. You know, wax paper is brody. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.680 What's waxper adult? What's wax paper? You tell? Because here's 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:43.840 it's the point to this good what's wax paper? So 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:45.520 you know how you have like a roll of tinfoil 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:49.560 or aluminum foil, Right, it's paper thin? Paper made of 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:52.520 a waxy substance that might clear. You might put it 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:54.480 on top of a baking sheet. If you don't have 0:19:54.560 --> 0:20:01.080 to stick. Wrong, you're just as bad as the hold on, 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:03.240 hold on, hold on. I'm not saying to put in 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.720 the oven. You put wax paper down. If you're rolling 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:08.040 out flour and you don't want to stick, you can. 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.159 You can use wax paper on the table. You can 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:13.159 roll dough on it. I use wax paper. I put 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.400 chicken cutlets down on the wax paper before I fry. 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:19.280 Then I use wax paper for things at face value. Oh, 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:23.640 here comes Gandhi face value? What hey, Gandhi, let's answer 0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:25.720