WEBVTT - Joe Biden Is Back - May 9th, Hour 3 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.680 Going up next our final news round up and information overload. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:08.160 Our all right news Roundup, Information overload hour toll free 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:10.000 this Friday. Our numbers eight hundred and nine to four 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.320 one sean if you want to be a part of 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:16.200 the program. Every Democrat I know, they're like, please, Joe, 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.880 Joe Biden, go away, we can't take it now. Reports 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:24.880 that they might get thirty million dollars to write a 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:29.200 book together. Any publisher that offers them thirty million dollars, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.400 I promise you is they're going to lose tens of 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.519 millions of dollars guaranteed, is not going to be a 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.320 massive demand for what Joe and doctor Jill have to say. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:44.000 And as evidenced by these the appearance that they've now 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:46.839 been making, they showed up on the view it was 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.720 it was not good. Here's Joe saying he wasn't surprised 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.320 that Trump won over Kamala, And of course he goes 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:59.320 back to the final closing arguments racism, sexism, Nazi, fascist, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.800 Stalin Hitler, Mussolini. Yeah, it's just the same talking points. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.360 It's like, okay, if you stick with that, Even though 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:10.160 it proved to be the biggest failing closing argument in 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.880 the history of the country. Listen, why do you think 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.279 the vice president lost? 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:15.679 And were you surprised? 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.399 I wasn't surprised, not because I didn't think the vice 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.040 president must qualified person to be president. She is, she's 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.480 qualified to be president. Noned States of America. Well, I 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.400 was surprised. I wasn't surprised because they went the root 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.919 of the sexistirit. Ah. I mean, this is a woman, 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.680 she's this, she's that. I mean, really, I've never seen 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:43.680 quite as successful and a consistent campaign under cutting the 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.800 notion that a woman couldn't leave the country and a 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.640 woman of mixed race nobody. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.640 I can't think of one instance of any prominent person 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:57.120 ever talking about race or sex, and they keep clinging 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.320 to this like manna from heaven. It just makes no 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:04.200 sense anyway, And this was a very bizarre moment where 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:10.520 Joe and Jill were asked about Joe's cognitive abilities. The 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.040 interesting part of the answer is Jill Biden has to 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.239 step in because Joe is having a brain fart as 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:21.839 per usual, and it was awkward and quite uncomfortable. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:23.960 Since you left office, there have been a number of 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.760 books that have come out deeply sourced from Democratic sources 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.280 that claim in your final year there was a dramatic 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:34.680 decline in your cognitive abilities in the final year of 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.239 your presidency. What is your response to these allegations. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:38.720 Are these sources wrong? 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:40.040 They are wrong. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:45.400 There's nothing to sustain that number one. Number two, you know, 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.520 think of what we were left for. We left for 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:55.760 the circumstance where we had an insurrection, I started nonsensus 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.480 civil war, and so we went to work and we 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.639 got it done. And you know, one of the things said, that's. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:04.440 Well. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.959 And Alissa, you know, one of the things I think 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.520 is that the people who wrote those books were not 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.680 in the White House with us, and they didn't see 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:17.600 how hard Joe worked every single day. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.640 Joe worked really hard. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.320 I think he was a great president. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.840 And if you look at things today, if you look. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.640 At things today, give me Joe Biden anytime. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:33.840 Give us those open borders that allow murderers, rapists, known terrorists, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:39.160 cartel members, gang members into the country. Why didn't the 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.360 Bidens ever pick up a phone and call any of 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:45.960 the victims of of of that were murdered or raped 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.480 or victims of violent crime. Because they let all these 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.560 unvetted illegals into the country. Yeah, I'll take I'll take 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:56.440 Donald Trump over him every single day. Now we've got 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.680 another brain fart moment. Let me play. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:05.080 That all the module, the project, the benefits. How do 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.360 you lead the world with having best instructional How do 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:08.880 you mean the world having been out him in the 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:10.800 best healthcare role? How do you mean the world without 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.400 having the best educations as more? How do you lead 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.160 the world and you don't have that done? 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:22.120 Huh? Can somebody interpreted that anyway? One person that was outspoken, 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.040 and those of us that were early on we took 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:26.680 a lot of heat and a lot of criticism for 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.080 pointing out the obvious was Miranda Divine. Not only did 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.760 she know break the whole Laptop from Hell story down 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.600 with the best selling book Laptop from Hell, although the 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.800 President plugged it the other day, but also author of 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.200 The Big Guy How a president and his son sold 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.960 out America? Anyway, Great to have you back, Miranda. I'm 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:50.800 so infuriated by this ongoing lie by them, even though 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.000 the people that were in the White House around them 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:56.039 are now showing a little bit of honesty, not a lot, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:56.960 just a little bit. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:02.840 Yes, it's a limited hangout on and it's designed to 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.400 sort of get them, get the media off the hook, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.920 get Joe Biden's handlers off the hook. And Joe Biden 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.800 plays into it beautifully. I mean, it was just absurd 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.279 to see him there on the view being treated again 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:20.400 with kid gloves. There he is denying that there was 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:24.880 any cognitive decline, and he couldn't even aciculate that he 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.760 had to have his wife, doctor Jill, sitting there beside him, 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.440 had to interrupt and actually tell her own lies about it. Oh, 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.719 no one worked harder than Joe. Does she think that 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:40.600 we can't remember that he had Lidd's early breaks every single. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:44.200 Day that they had lid some days at nine am. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:48.120 That's right, and he was always off to Delaware. Nobody 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:53.120 had more holidays in the presidency than Joe Biden. I 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:58.800 think he spent half his entire presidency on vacation. We've 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.599 seen him on the beach. Donald Trump keeps on joking 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.920 about him lying on the beach completely comatose. And that's 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.840 the sort of enduring image of Joe Biden that we 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:12.760 have and his presidency. But even though he didn't work hard, 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:16.800 he certainly managed to do enormous damage. And I think JD. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:20.640 Vance was spot on when he said about Joe Biden's 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.520 led US interview that you know, if we had done 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:28.640 the opposite of what Joe Biden did on foreign policy, 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:32.159 we'd have the most successful administration in the world because 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:36.120 he just did untold damage. And for Joe Biden and 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.880 Joe Biden they to say what a great job he did, 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.560 and the media to allow him to get away with 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.360 it is so sick. But here they are giving themselves 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:51.640 awards at the White House Correspondence Association for belatedly after 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:56.120 he'd left office or just before, you know, saying oh, well, 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.040 there might have been something wrong with his brain. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.080 Hello. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.960 I mean every single day, Sean, you were better than 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:08.520 anybody at chronicling Joe Biden's cognitive disabilities. Night after night, 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:13.200 you would play videos of his latest verbal stumble, his 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:18.840 physical stumbles, his complete ineptness. And you know, I don't 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.400 know why, but the New York Times, Washington Post, we 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.920 did it. At the New York Times, at the New 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.600 York Post, we chronicled his problems. But at these other 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:33.800 left wing organizations, seeing NMSNBC, they said we were running cheap, 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.000 fake videos and that we were lying. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.680 Well, you know, and it was worse than that, especially 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:42.160 when I saw it very early on. You were somebody 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.240 that saw it very early on. We were not shy 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.640 about talking about it and pointing it out to people. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.960 It was worse than that. I mean, excoriate, Who were 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.640 you to say, you're not a doctor. I never said 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.280 I was a doctor. If you don't have to be 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:59.160 a doctor to see that somebody you know is cognitive, 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.680 cognitive not the same person they once were. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.720 No, and physically, I mean the way he used to. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.640 Walk was so the shuffle. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.200 The shuffle, and so they had to actually get all 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.200 his staffers to come out and shield him from the 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.240 cameras when he walked to the helicopter across the grass 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.360 at the White House. I mean, it was such a 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:21.920 cover up. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:22.920 It was so fake. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.720 And now they're coming out with a few books with 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.920 a few people saying, oh, you there was a little problem, 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.680 and there's Joe Biden saying, oh, none of those people 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.960 were in the White House with us. Well, I'm sorry. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.480 One of them was ron Klain. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.640 I was going to say, ron klay knew he wasn't 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:38.640 annoying us. Really. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.640 Ron Klain, Joe Biden's long term chief of staff, who 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.400 said that Joe Biden forgot during the debate preparation that 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.640 he was President of the United States. He thought he 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.920 was president of NATO. I mean, it would be sad 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:56.560 if Joe Biden wasn't such a malicious and lying and 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:00.960 destructive president and so vain that he thought that he 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.520 could run for office again. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.559 After what a disaster he'd made. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:08.680 Of the border, two wars, record inflation. There wasn't a 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.920 single part of the American economy and American public life 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:17.760 that he didn't destroy. And I think that's the mark 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.440 of the man, is that he's got the reverse Midas touched. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.199 Everything he touches turns to dust. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.079 Quick break right back. More with Miranda Divine on the 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.240 other side than Jimmy Fayla. We have our announcement the 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.760 Punchlines and Patriots Tour tickets going on sale to day 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.120 Anity dot com, Fox Across America dot Com will tell 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.839 you at the bottom of the hour, your call's also 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:44.400 coming up. All right, we continue now, Miranda Divine is 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:48.360 with us. In a hundred days, Donald Trump proved that 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.960 Joe Biden was lying number one, that the border was 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.880 secure and the border was closed, and that he couldn't 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.720 act or get any help without the assistance of Congress. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:00.440 Donald Trump did it single handedly. You know, obviously people 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:04.520 helping him. But he empowered Ice, he empowered Homeland Security 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.360 to do their job. And now we're down next to 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.960 zero illegal immigrants crossing into our country. We're trying to 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:14.000 deport them. The leftist is fighting for the likes of 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:17.000 Abrego Garcia. If you want to explain that to me, please, 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:18.800 I can't figure that out for the life of me. 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:26.600 But on the economy, on Ukraine, on foreign policy, Gaza, 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:30.360 the Middle East, everything this man did was a disaster. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.160 And now Donald Trump has to clean up that mess. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:37.199 He's doing it, but he's certainly got no help from 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.760 the previous administration. He's undoing the damage that they did, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:45.079 the border being probably the biggest preventable national security disaster 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:45.840 in our history. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:51.480 Yes, and look, Donald Trump's doing a brilliant job in 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.480 trying to unravel these messes. And I don't think anyone 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:57.000 would have thought that he would have been so successful on. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:58.439 The border so quickly. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:03.280 And book was presidential will, as he said, it didn't 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:07.440 take legislation, it took a new president. It was executive orders, 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.920 and it was empowering Ice to do what it has 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.000 to do, and having a brilliant guy like Tom Homan 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:17.640 in charge. And so it was a deliberate strategy by 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:21.120 Joe Biden and the Democrats. They flagged it before the 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.960 election that they were going to open the border and 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:27.920 bring in hordes of people from the Third World to 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:28.520 come here. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:29.240 Of course, they. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.120 Wanted to come here and have a better life. You 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:36.200 can't blame them, but embedded among them were criminal gangbangers 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:40.200 who have said about raping and pillaging throughout the country. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:45.080 And Donald Trump is getting opposed by Democrat lawyers and 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:49.280 Democrat judges in even just doing the beginning of the 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.920 job deporting all the twenty million or so that came here, 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.839 just getting rid of the most illegal, worst criminals, the 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.120 worst of the worst. And he's been blocked by these 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:07.880 left wing Democrat lawless judges. It is absolutely outrageous. I mean, 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:13.160 Joe Biden and Mayorcus never had any due process or 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.240 abided by the law when they brought these people in. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.439 And yet Donald Trump is expected to have, as he says, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.920 like a trial for everyone that he wants to deport. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.679 In other words, we can't deport them. I think Donald 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:27.120 Trump is. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.080 Let me ask you a question. Well, all these people 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.480 that covered it up, I think there needs to be 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.840 an investigation because that was a national security threat. If 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.200 you have a compromise president, and they were protecting you. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:41.480 Totally agree. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.480 I don't think that they should get away with it, 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:47.000 because then they'll do it again. That Democrats knew that 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:52.880 Joe Biden was cognitively aduled before he ran for office. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.800 The first time we. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:58.400 Saw it, you saw it. I was in Iowa and New. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:03.120 Hampshire in January of twenty nineteen, and the public saw it. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:07.120 He was so awful that he needed a teleprompter to 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:11.480 give the most basic stump speech that every other candidate 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.360 in the Democratic Party could do in their sleep. He 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:18.760 was really could not even give a speech without Jill 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.080 Biden standing up next to him propping him up. And 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.280 yet what they did was they rigged the polls in 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:29.920 South Carolina and made sure that and then they persuaded 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.960 Buddha Judge and Amy Klobashid to stand aside and do 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:37.719 the right thing so that Joe Biden could be their candidate, 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:41.320 because they knew that they had to pretend to have 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.600 a moderate candidate to beat Donald Trump and that's what 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.640 Joe Biden pretended to be, and that he turned out 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:51.200 to be the most radical sort of putty in the 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.080 hands of the far left when he was president because 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.960 he's also lazy and a liar and incapable. So he 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.920 basically checked out did all the vain things that you know, 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:05.640 made him feel good, grifted with his family having their 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:10.000 private jet, having Camp David as their private party home, 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.120 and sort of leaveridging the power of the presidency to 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:14.439 get all sorts of freebies. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.280 But he as far. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.000 As the actual work of the presidency, he outsourced that 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:24.240 to the far left, and they set about systematically dismantling 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:28.680 this country and making it extremely difficult for any Republican 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:32.360 president that came after him. And thank goodness that president 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:36.080 is Donald Trump, who just manages to find creative ways 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.440 to go about fixing things. I have faith that he 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.400 will be able to fix a lot of it. But 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.680 he only really has two years before the midterms, and 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:49.360 if you know, the Republicans do lose Congress or lose 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.800 the House, then I think that we'll see the same 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.640 thing that happened in Donald Trump's first term. He'll be 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:59.040 impeached and the Democrats will go about obstructing him. They 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.000 do it much better than the Republicans. They are very 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.600 good at obstructing a Republican president. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.640 Well, we appreciate you, Miranda Devine. You're a national treasure. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:09.520 Thank you so much for being with us. 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As of ten am this morning, tickets went 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:11.680 on sale for a two stop tour with myself and 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.880 my colleague and friend, Jimmy Fayla. It's called the Punchlines 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:20.440 and Patriots Tour. We begin on Saturday, June twenty eighth 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:25.600 in Clearwater, Florida at Ruth Eckert Hall, and then on Sunday, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:27.520 the day after the twenty ninth, we'll be at the 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:32.840 Broward Center for the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale. Tickets 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.320 went on sale ten am this morning. Now, they did 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.919 sell some tickets to members but beforehand. But if you 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.400 want the best seats, now's the time to get them 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:45.440 on sale. Mister Fayla, Welcome, sir, Glad you're with us. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.680 Punchlines and Patriots, going to be a fun, fun night. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:54.359 And I am already. I know I'm going up against 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.160 Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock combined here. I know what I'm 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.600 up against. I know how great you are. I've seen 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.760 your state end up routine. Uh huh, so I'm but 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:08.199 I am. I am prepared to at least hold my 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.840 own in light of your professionalism. 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.160 No, you're gonna we know the way this works. You're 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:15.800 gonna crush. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.240 Okay, you're showing a Hannity. These people love you. 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:20.439 You've been doing live events your whole life. And what 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:23.080 you're gonna realize? You keep telling me this. You know, Oh, Jimmy, 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:25.439 you the comic, but you're such a natural life performer 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:27.360 and you miss it. That's you know, we keep leaving 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:31.159 out why we're doing this. We're doing this because before 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.600 you became like so famous, you could be in a 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:37.840 postage stamp. Okay you yeah, how many how many shows 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:38.560 are you doing a year? 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:38.919 Elvis? 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.679 Were you doing one hundred shows the year they do 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:42.160 one hundred? 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:44.960 There were years I did sixty five or seventy for sure. 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.320 I mean I was on the road a lot, and 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.840 I will be honest, I miss it. I love being 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:56.160 around our audience. It is. It is the most satisfying 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.560 thing to meet the people that that give us this 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:02.919 opportun tunity to talk on the radio and be on TV. 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:04.639 I'm very grateful to everybody. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.240 Yeah, because we have we actually do have like the 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:09.679 coolest fans. Meaning no one shows up to our our 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:13.679 offense with like blue hair and wants a guy to 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:15.880 use the bathroom afterwards. 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:19.080 That's not the crowd. If they do show up, they're 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.120 going to be protesters. And by the way, you love protesting. 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.600 You love hecklers. When you're on your I've seen how 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:27.359 you handle hecklers. God God help them. 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:29.959 Bring it on because the one thing people forget about hecklers. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:30.800 It's like a. 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:34.159 Heckler, like you prepared as a comic to perform, to 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:35.560 talk to a large room. 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:36.919 Of people for an hour, hour and a half if 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:37.919 you're a comic, right. 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:40.440 But a heckler is only prepared. 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:42.159 To yell that one stupid thing at you. 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.720 So that's usually true talking. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:46.520 Yeah, they fall into it then. 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.320 But then they get stupid and they say it over 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:53.280 and over again, you know, free the Palestine, Free Palestines. 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.800 And if the whole crowd is like, sit down and 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:57.920 shut up or get the hell out of here. 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:00.359 You know that happened to It's so fun and he 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:01.080 handled it so well. 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:02.320 Happened to Jerry Seinfeld. 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:03.320 They were yelling free. 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:06.600 Palestine stuff, and he was like, you understand, we don't 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:09.240 shape foreign policy here at the comedy show. 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:12.720 Right, that's a good look. Now, he's a good stand 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:14.960 up comic. He's just different. He's got a different pace 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.679 than say we do is I mean, we both have 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.320 that little bit of new yu walk flair in us. 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.199 Shot out of a cannon. That's you and me, but 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:25.440 our audience is the best. And yes it's people who 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:26.760 think you don't even watch the. 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.919 Movie a league of their own. Okay, we know. 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:30.960 It for what it was, which was a sports league 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:32.840 where the women could play baseball. 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:34.440 But the other crab. 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.040 Things there stands for one weird guy at a dress 0:20:37.119 --> 0:20:38.440 who wants to take ground ball. 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:43.720 You know, was it Rosie Toddle in that movie? 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:46.280 You know what's funny? She wasn't that movie? 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:46.600 Back? 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.119 He wasn't that movie, Gina Davis. I think was in 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.720 the movie. If I'm not mistaken, if my memory serves 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:53.800 me well, if I'm not. Joe Biden, yeah. 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.119 Tomic, Poor Joe Biden. 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.280 I'm sure you've talked about it all week on your show, 0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:01.800 But if we're going to reopen in Alcatraz, Jill should 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:03.600 be the first inmate for elder abuse. 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:06.880 I mean, Jean, you. 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:08.720 Know, the people around him should be put in there 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:12.720 for elder abuse. They allowed this, this disaster to unfold. 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:14.880 They knew what was happening, and they didn't even love 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.639 him enough to protect him and get him out, to 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:18.920 get him the hell out of there. 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:23.640 A hundred percent, that's the case. Everybody got used. 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:25.919 To living a certain way and they were like, you 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:27.720 know what, dude, who cares if he doesn't know what's 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:28.240 going on? 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:28.720 We do. 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:31.280 We're flying an air Force one we're making good money, 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.600