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Speaker 1: All right, buckle up, hold old tight strawberry lettle subject

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Speaker 1: unsatisfied in the bedroom. Hello, I'm a Midwesterner now currently

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Speaker 1: residing in Memphis, Tennessee. Since living here, I have begun

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Speaker 1: dating this guy. He's a little older, charming, smart, college educated,

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Speaker 1: good job, no kids, no failed or current marriages, and

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Speaker 1: has been there for me when I've needed him. With

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Speaker 1: all these good qualities, he has one really bad one

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Speaker 1: that is important to me. He's horrible in bed, all

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Speaker 1: caps horrible. I don't think anyone can get the true

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Speaker 1: gist of what I mean when I say he's horrible.

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Speaker 1: He is challenged down there and more often than not,

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Speaker 1: has reached his destination before I even knew we were

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Speaker 1: in the car. He also enjoys what I do for him,

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Speaker 1: but does not reciprocate, although I have expressed that I'm

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Speaker 1: a huge fan of it as well. It's just bad

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Speaker 1: all the way around. We have had open and serious

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Speaker 1: discussions about this issue, and I don't know if he's

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Speaker 1: embarrassed or what, but this horrible bedroom performance, in my displeasure,

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Speaker 1: seems to be some sort of sick joke to him,

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Speaker 1: at which I don't find funny. In the least bit.

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Speaker 1: So I'm writing you to ask what should I do

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Speaker 1: because I really like the man, but oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: his sex is the worst. Please give advice quick fast,

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Horrible Wow? Um, I really, I really am

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Speaker 1: at a loss as to what to tell you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. You know, you've tried working with him, You've

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Speaker 1: tried open and serious discussions about it's still nothing. You know,

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Speaker 1: you say he doesn't take it serious. My question is,

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Speaker 1: why are you still doing it? Why are you still

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Speaker 1: there with him? You know, if it's that bad, if

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Speaker 1: his good, his charm and all that doesn't outweigh the bad,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, they have all kinds of enhancement products.

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Speaker 1: But but if he's not interested, you know, maybe it's

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Speaker 1: a medical issue or something. I don't come. Just let

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Speaker 1: me gonnahead it unsatisfied in the bedroom. Listen to this

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Speaker 1: right here, he's a little older, charming, smart, college educate,

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Speaker 1: good job, no kids, no failed or current marriages. Then

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Speaker 1: later on it says, with all these good qualities, he

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Speaker 1: has one really bad one. That's important. He's horrible and bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you get the true just to what

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Speaker 1: I mean when I say he's horrible well, guess what, lady.

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Speaker 1: That explains the first half of your letter. He's horrible

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Speaker 1: in bad. That explains the no kids, the no failed

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Speaker 1: or current marriages. Ain't nobody having kids because he ain't

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Speaker 1: that long enough to make kids. Ain't nobody married him

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Speaker 1: cause ain't nobody signing up for a lifetime of this

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Speaker 1: miserable He has no current or failed marriages because who

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Speaker 1: you know the hell gonna say? I do to this

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Speaker 1: hill mess every day. That's why he's older. No kids,

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Speaker 1: no marriages, no nothing. See, and then you says he

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Speaker 1: has no kids, and and then you're gonna say he's horrible,

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Speaker 1: he's challenged down now he's challenged down there once again.

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Speaker 1: That explains no kids, no failed or karringent marriages. But

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Speaker 1: then you say, and he has been there for me

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Speaker 1: when I needed him, lady, that's cost Don't nobody else

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Speaker 1: won't him. He has time to be there. He'll be

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Speaker 1: there for you forever because he's not in popular demand.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting at the house right now waiting on you

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Speaker 1: to come home. I ain't gonna be a player. Player

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Speaker 1: is a person who repetitively does something with persons of

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Speaker 1: the opposite sex. He ain't never been back twice except

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Speaker 1: with you, because you're the only one dumb enough to

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Speaker 1: understand that you don't get it. He ain't fitna get

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Speaker 1: good in the bed right here? You know? And then

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Speaker 1: you want to know, you want to know that he

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Speaker 1: always enjoys what I do for him that does not

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Speaker 1: reciprocate it, although I expected that. I'm a huge fan. Well, hell,

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Speaker 1: start doing to here? And what are he doing to you? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: But right now, come on, Steve, finish your part two

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Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. All right, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing you can do for a man that's doing this,

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Speaker 1: so his depart now. She's been having serious discussions with

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Speaker 1: this guy about his bedroom thing and such a displeasure

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Speaker 1: that it seems to be some sick joke to him,

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Speaker 1: at which I don't find funny in the least bit.

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Speaker 1: So I'm ready to you to ask what should I do?

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Speaker 1: Because I really like the man, but oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: his sex is the worst. Well, then you know, since

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Speaker 1: he liked telling jokes, you've wrote the right person. I

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Speaker 1: think you should develop some nicknames for him and start

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Speaker 1: calling him nicknames since he won't think it's all funny

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Speaker 1: and then that might get his attention. Like for example,

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Speaker 1: you could like call him like rash rash. What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? Then when he asked, you just say, because

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Speaker 1: you feel like a little itch, what are you calling blinky? Blinky?

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Speaker 1: As soon as you bat your eyes, it's over. You

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Speaker 1: can call him pebbles the it's just little rocks. How

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Speaker 1: about mighty mouse Mouse? Yeah, he's mighty because he takes

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Speaker 1: care of bills in the house. But when he makes

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Speaker 1: love is like making love to a little hamster stud

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Speaker 1: I'm just throwing some How about flicker, Yeah, because when

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Speaker 1: you're loving him, he goes in and he out. He

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Speaker 1: go in and he out, Like that's a flicker. About

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Speaker 1: calling t I why that's it? Called him snapshot and

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Speaker 1: Steve snapshot. As soon as you press this button, it's over.

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Speaker 1: I got one for you. I got one, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Called him Kanye so he can apologize. I got I

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Speaker 1: got one. I'm like that. He called him kindergartener. Why

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Speaker 1: cause he makes love like he's five. Hurt him like

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Speaker 1: he hurting you. Yeah, it seems like she's gonna stay. Huh.

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Speaker 1: How about Cheetah. You could call him cheetah cheating because

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Speaker 1: that's what he do to you every night he Cheatah,

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Speaker 1: all right, see we have to go. You know, we

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Speaker 1: have to go. We're running out of time in Hell

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Speaker 1: My Girl Shirley