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Speaker 1: Don't mess with my uncle. Don't do it. Don't do it.

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Speaker 2: I'll beat you up. What you think is going to

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Speaker 2: hack my uncle can beat up your uncle. You're going

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Speaker 2: to be social distances six feet deep?

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Speaker 3: Ay getting that grave. My uncle is very much one

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Speaker 3: of the coolest people I know. He crams every second

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Speaker 3: of every day, enjoying all that life has to offer,

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Speaker 3: from safari drips in nature photography to bee keeping.

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Speaker 1: Which I did this weekend.

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Speaker 3: Oh again, yeah again, dude, Yeah, I've been beat. I

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Speaker 3: actually want to be keeping with the yes theory guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, I told you about the yes theory thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, yeah, so yes. They reached out to me

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Speaker 3: from one hundred new friends.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Amazing.

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Speaker 3: Well one of the guys, what are the editors? So

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Speaker 3: I'm going rock climbing with him again on Thursday. Incredible, dude.

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Speaker 3: They're so cool, Like I have to imagine like you

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Speaker 3: would expect it, but they're just like and they're nice too,

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Speaker 3: and they're like humble to tropical fish breeding complete with

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Speaker 3: custom aquarium building. Oh also, I mean this is kind

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Speaker 3: of random too. But at SMC. So SMC is the

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Speaker 3: college like around here, you could just take whatever classes

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Speaker 3: you want, Like I just didn't realize that. It's like

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Speaker 3: like they have a diving class that you can take

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Speaker 3: like for like sixty bucks for the semester. You can

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Speaker 3: take a glass blowing class, you could create like like

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Speaker 3: you could take like a beat mixing class, like like

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Speaker 3: and they give you all the equipment and all. Like

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Speaker 3: that's crazy. That's all. That's a major life act.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of want to do do it. But

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Speaker 3: then I'm like, do I have any time whatsoever? And

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Speaker 3: then I look at my schedule and I'm like, I

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Speaker 3: don't think so challenging.

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Speaker 2: Is there no no weekend courses, no weekend diving?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I probably if we were times like one pm on

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Speaker 2: a Thursday or something right, like, I would.

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Speaker 3: Really want to do it. It's just like I'm just

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Speaker 3: really just like time, Like I think it would be

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Speaker 3: so much fun. I just don't know five enough time.

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Speaker 3: But I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. It's

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Speaker 3: doing on it, yeah, thing on, it's throwing on it anyway,

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Speaker 3: because I'm inspired by this uncle is doing all this

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Speaker 3: cool shit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I was like, where's the connection.

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Speaker 1: Complete with it? So yeah, because he's like be keeping tropical.

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Speaker 2: Living, living his best life. You're trying to live your

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Speaker 2: best life too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly and more.

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Speaker 3: He's also the nice skuy you'll ever meet, willing to

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Speaker 3: help anybody with anything at any time. One of his

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Speaker 3: hobbies includes gardening, and he turned his giant backyard into

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Speaker 3: a pollinator's paradise, with the flower beds enclosed by a small, short,

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Speaker 3: white picket fence, the ones that are like six foot

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Speaker 3: tall and used to keep the garden contained. But there's

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Speaker 3: but they're more decorative than anything else anyway. Having done

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Speaker 3: well for himself in his life, he also happens to

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Speaker 3: live in a snooty, upper class neighborhood with lots of

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Speaker 3: trophy wife busybodies who can't mine their own business. As

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Speaker 3: part of this snooty neighborhood, the HOA rules explicitly staked

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Speaker 3: no fences, of course, they mean large six to ten

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Speaker 3: foot tall fences around your property, not tiny fences around

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Speaker 3: a garden bed. Oh wait, it's six inches tall. The

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Speaker 3: one that he has is six inches tall, not six

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Speaker 3: feet tall.

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Speaker 2: Ah okay, so that's a tiny, little, little.

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Speaker 3: Cute, tiny tiny little fence, right, And like the HOA

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Speaker 3: is like no six to ten foot fences anyway. Either way,

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Speaker 3: my uncle's neighbor decided to take it upon herself to

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Speaker 3: report my uncle to the HOA for having a fence,

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Speaker 3: a six.

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Speaker 1: Inch fence around his tiny little guard.

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Speaker 2: Six and that's that's like what, that's so much lesson

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Speaker 2: six weeks.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: And he got a letter from the HA since I

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Speaker 3: guess their interpretation did find my uncle in the wrong.

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Speaker 3: His response to read the entire HA bylaws to ensure

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Speaker 3: that whirligigs, the lawn ornaments that look like a bird

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Speaker 3: with spinning wings that make an awful constant clocking noise

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Speaker 3: weren't prohibited. They weren't, so my uncle. So my uncle

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Speaker 3: went up and replaced all of his garden fencing with whirligigs.

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Speaker 3: Oh dozens, if not hundreds of them, clacking at all

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Speaker 3: hours of the day and night. It was quite the racket.

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Speaker 3: My uncle's a nice guy, so he took him all

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Speaker 3: down at the end of the season. But I'm sure

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Speaker 3: it humbled that awful neighbor of his. She never said

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Speaker 3: anything to him or the HOA again, probably in fear

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Speaker 3: of worse retaliation.

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Speaker 1: Like wind chimes. Genius genius