WEBVTT - Sean Kingston's Beautiful Unpaid Bills w Ira Madison III (Fraud Friday) 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:07.640 Scal comes from. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:09.319 SCA. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:21.320 Come right, that's right, godess what's popping? Congregation? Is your girl? 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.480 Lacy Mostly aka Scam got us back with another installment 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.400 of the comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud and those 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.000 who practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.000 And you already know, congregation, get up, waver your hands. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.319 But sure, Martin Luther King, you know y'all got them 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:39.600 fans with the popsicle stick on the end from the 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.159 funeral home. Yeah, wave them in the air, Wave them 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.199 in the air because you already know that. I'm very 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:48.600 what yes, excited for today's guess. He is a bishop 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.839 of the Congregation at OG member. Welcome him back to 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.200 the clergy. Okay, he's a dope guest. He's an American 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:59.960 television writer and podcaster born in Milwaukee, wisconsant alma model. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.880 I can never say Loloya correctly Looya University. He's the 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.480 main host of the crook and media podcast Keep It, 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.479 a podcast where pop culture and politics collide. He released 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.160 his book recently, which is guaranteed to be a good time. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.080 Y'all already cover to cover in one sitting. It's called 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.160 Pure Innocent fun essays. It's a nostalgia collection of sixteen 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:25.319 original essays, combining a memoir and criticism, offering a brand 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:29.640 new pop culture manifesto, and it certainly does that congregation. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.679 Please welcome the incomparable Ira Madison, the third to the show. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:40.000 Hello, Iira, Hi, we got through it. What's they edited? 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.679 It's gonna sound perfect, But I did read pure innocent 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.040 fund cover to cover and I had so much pure 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.560 innocent fun. I have beef now with miss Halston, who 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.760 definitely should have cast you in one of them. Dann 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:57.400 plays thank You, so she'll be on my share list forever. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.480 I had a theater teacher like that. I did get 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.080 cash b never get like the main role, but that 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.400 shows her. I'm the only professional actor out of that 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:08.160 damn school. So you know, adversity ever. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.080 They do it to us, You know they do it 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.240 to us. The person who's the lead is never do 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.320 you ever see them anywhere? 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:17.000 I'm not gonna throw no shade because if I say 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.000 what they're doing right now, then that's shade. But like 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.400 they're definitely not working in the industry. But you know what, 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.760 that's fine. I played my big parts to the best 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.880 of my ability, and I didn't won awards for them, 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:28.760 so I was like, y'all. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.320 Can't hold me back, y'all can't hold me down. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:32.920 But I did also have to work in the like 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.639 set department as well, like you like doing tech work 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:39.440 sometimes exactly I know how to work a circular saw 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.320 not well, but you know, they let me. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.120 So I know how to sell. You know how to 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:45.720 do the things. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.000 I know which prop's going on, which prop table? Okay, 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:54.760 and now I'm working entertainment. So y'all lost? I want anyways, No, 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.840 but I really loved your book. It was very nostalgic 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.880 for me, just like going through all these like historical 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.880 pop culture moments of kind of seeing them through your 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.040 lens of like growing up as a youth. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.400 And so it was really fine. What made you want 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:09.120 to write this book? 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.680 Well, I feel like I've always wanted to write some 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.440 form of a book. When I was a kid, I 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.160 thought I was going to write my own goosebumps because. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.760 You was on forums forums. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:19.880 Maybe I was. I was. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.440 I love goosebas I was writing on the Buffy forums, 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.280 I was doing fanfic. I thought I was going to 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.280 write either that. I was going to write, you know, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:31.200 some Fear Street books, some Christopher Pike, like I would 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.000 have even written my own like Hunger Games or something, 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.120 you know, But okay, no, I went to school for 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.600 theater and then I started working in TV in La 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.800 So I think all that stuff like gets away from you. 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.400 You know what It's like, you know, you're doing something 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.800 for so long and then you sort of you don't 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.160 have time to do everything else if you're trying to 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.960 do it well, you know, but I'm going to take 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.800 you right on back to this little thing called COVID 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.440 and then the writers right. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:01.880 Back to back. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.400 So it took the writers out the game. 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.960 People didn't realize, like the recovery after the writer strike 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.920 was not like, oh yay, we have to pick a line, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.160 everybody go back to work. It was like, now everybody 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.520 going write their own show by themselves. What's going on? 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:16.200 Where to rooms? 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.400 Yeah, I'm I'm on the other side of the game. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.919 In the bookstore. So that is what happened to me. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.000 I was just, I don't know, reading one of my 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.640 favorite books, Sex Shows and Cocoa Puffs, which was sort 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.120 of by Chuck Close to Men. Very formative to me 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:38.800 for falling in love with pop culture criticism and got 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:42.960 me into writing it, you know, for like GQ, New 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:47.320 York Magazine, BuzzFeed, et cetera. And I was rereading it 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.320 when we were in lockdown, and I was like, this 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.560 is this is something I can write actually, you know. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.920 It was just a longer form version of what I've 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:59.400 been writing for magazines and websites, and so I was like, 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.039 get in on that was. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:03.400 To do it right? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.080 I did. 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.479 I went, that's the writery. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:09.800 Of you to like go to a remote European city 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.560 and write your book. I just imagine you're having so 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.599 many coffees and like staring out the window and having 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.680 a typewriter, like an old school typewriter. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.200 Yes, I like a little I like a little writer's vacation, 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.960 you know. I think everyone tries to have their little 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.000 bald one or something moment. But I just I can't 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:31.120 really write at home. I think since since you know 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.560 COVID and everything, it's once I started recording the podcast 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.920 at home exclusively, and then all of my other work 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:39.200 I do is at home too. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.080 You know. It's it's so hard for me to just 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:42.800 write in. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.560 So we need to change the scenery. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.520 You need to change the scenery, you know. So I 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.159 put in the back. Actually I put everywhere that I 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:50.599 wrote the book. You know, I wrote it on Fire 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.120 Island during the summer. I wrote it. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:53.800 Now, how we write on Fire Island? 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.520 I know there was a lot of parties going on, 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.200 and well, now listen, that's not was that. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.919 The os which I feel out so. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.479 Wheel out over here inks of paper and asked the 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.760 gays press their hot came and next to each other. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:14.560 I couldn't help but wonder, like, sir, to be serious. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.440 It's when you go, it's for a share for the 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.160 whole week, you know. And so my friends have real jobs, 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.720 and most of them do. And when during the day 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:29.880 when they'd be you know, I was doing my work 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.919 from home too, you know. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.880 Okay, classy, classy. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:33.279 Yeah yeah. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:39.800 Also, I interviewed Nicole Kidman on Zoom. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:43.680 Like last year for Officielle. For the magazine cover. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.719 I did a profile I did of her last year 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.560 from my Fire Island Hollows Girl. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.240 Okay, that's very cloy. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.760 And I love like, I love your love for Nicki 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.640 Kidmen and when you talk about her in the book, 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.400 because I also do have a deep love for Nicky 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.480 cadm In and I do think it's funny that her 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.599 and Tom Cruise divorced, but then they came back together 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:04.880 to bring movies back in their own ways. I was like, 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.440 there's nothing a lot of place like this, and then 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.480 time Cruise was like, I'm gonna jump off every building. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.640 Y'all come get back in these movies. I'm jumping off 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.200 all these builders. I'm trying to kill myself. Watch it 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.520 a four K and you know they did a great job. Yeah, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.080 So we always ask on this on these podcasts. What's 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:22.600 your relationships to scams? 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:23.400 Have you been scammed? 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.560 Have you run any It could be anything recent, anything 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.360 in the zeitgeist that's really gravitated. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.840 Attention, baby, I've running a scam right now. 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.840 Oh whoa. We love activity. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.680 Now you'll have to describe it for your listeners, you know, 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.960 but look at this. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:45.000 Oh wait a minute, these glasses I ron, I thought 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:46.360 these glasses were foreseeing. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.080 They're just being seen now. Girl. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:55.480 I got Lasa Good twenty and everyone who knew me 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.920 prior to that used to wore I wore glasses. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:07:59.160 You know. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.560 I never was a contact person. I was I could 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.880 not get the contacting girl. So I was never a 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:12.400 contacts person. And after like the Lasik, I got used 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.720 to like b you know, my face without the glasses. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.760 But there was a certain. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:19.800 Point last year or so where I found you know, 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.600 those like black like big black like Luave sunglasses. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:22.800 Right. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.840 I found somebody was selling a pair in Times Square 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.800 ten dollars. Ten dollars, Yeah, ten dollars. Bought it. Bought it. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.880 But then I was going to an event and I 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.160 was like, sometimes you know, you can like do the 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:41.040 like little chic wearing a sunglasses at the event thing, 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.560 but I was like I didn't really look good good 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.000 for like the outfit or the event. And then they 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.000 were on ten dollars, so I popped the lenses out 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.240 and these were chunkier, so it was giving you know, 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:55.520 like Dwayne Wade was giving a different world like nineties 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.559 like black cheek, and my friends are like, oh my god, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.880 I love these, and ever since then, I love a 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:06.040 fake glasses a twenty vision. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.960 But then realizing like glasses really give me that wreath, so. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.360 I'm wearing the off theor vibe, you know. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.360 And also the other scam too was this girl saw 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:17.480 me at this event and she was like, wait, luay. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.440 They came up with the sa eye glasses for. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:21.120 Them, and I was and I was like, and I 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.640 was like, yeah, baby, fresh off the runway. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.120 You ain't ready for these, You ain't ready for I 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:27.240 got these passion week. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.880 Okay. They were throwing them at Mercedes Minz and I 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:30.480 call up here. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:34.360 But just like New York, I thought I'd never see 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.839 this girl again, right, keep running into her at other things, 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.679 and she would like tell people, She'd be like, he 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.160 got like the the way they glass. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.720 I'm like, girl, enough, Now you gotta. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.400 Go with the bit. Now you gotta go with the bit. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.320 You gotta tell everybody you called him at Mercedespis Fashion. 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.160 We Kylie Jenner ripped them off her face and you 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.320 were like, thank you, miss Mama's. I also loved like 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.120 having twenty twenty vision and still wearing glasses. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.360 For the bit, for the vibes. They do look good. 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.680 And you were the few people that I know who's 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.720 had lasik that they didn't have any trouble with it. 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.000 So that's good too, a blessing for your. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.240 Corneas because you notice said the girls who were getting 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:11.760 lasik were going down bad. They yeah, like a lot 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:14.000 of times, like if it's done wrong, like your eyes 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:14.720 hurt forever. 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:20.559 Yeah, listen I'm blanking on the basketball player's name because 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:26.120 I don't know NBA. But I got I got my 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.080 Lasik back when I was still in LA and I 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.000 went to I did my research. I went to this 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:35.079 doctor in Bevery Hills who had like done some celebrities eyes. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.720 So I was like, if he ain't, if he ain't 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.880 sucking up the eyes for now of the stars of 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.400 the stars, then I'm good. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.000 So you went to the right place. 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.040 I think a lot was away, so the places that 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.400 were advertised online. I remember I was in Texas and 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:52.040 there was always this laser guy, doctor Booth, and he 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.400 had a very strong Texas accent, and what my name is, 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.800 doctor Booth, And I'll do your lea sick for you. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.599 I'll cut youry real good. And just felt like you 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.839 should not be getting bastick from doctor Booth. No shade 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:05.719 doctor moved out there. I just felt like he was 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.400 a little too country witty. 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.880 The girls do that, and it's like it's like. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.400 Get a BBL in Miami, like Dominican Republic. I'm like, no, 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:15.160 I'm gonna do it. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.600 I need to go to the best case in point. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.760 There were some people in New York recently who joined 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.800 a class action lawsuit against this uh doctor who turned 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:28.719 out he was giving fake botox you know, to people. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.079 For two things about that. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:35.720 One, a friend I know admitted that on Instagram, like 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.960 this is a scam. I'm joining the class action lawsuit 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.360 to accept her. I was like, well, first of all, 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.520 you would never catch me admitting that I got fake 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:42.920 botox online. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.720 It are you getting fake b Yeah. 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:48.760 Just join the class action lawsuit. But you don't need 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:53.360 to tell people on Instagram. And then two, yes, in 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.360 Hell's Kitchen just. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:59.920 Said in Hell's Kitchen Kitchen, girl, ain't nothing good happened? 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.520 Baby, he got a lot of the New York games. Okay, 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.720 he got a lot of them with the fake botox. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:08.640 And my other thing too, is one botox is so cheap, 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.720 So why are you going Why are you not going 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.200 to the best of the fast? Right? Why are you're 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:14.960 not going to the best of the best. And then second, 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.480 back on like the Lasik thing, this is my eyes. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.280 You know, I'm like, if I'm spending money on getting 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.480 the lay sick, I'm going to the best of the best. Doctor, 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.000 I'm not like, I get that money is tight. However, 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.440 are we back in a New recession again. But if 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.920 you are going to do something like that where if 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.760 if it goes wrong, you go blind, then you need 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.600 to spend the actual money. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.000 Don't get a group practicians, Allison. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.400 I go to a nurse who was a nurse. She 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.320 quit during COVID. 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:47.960 She was like a STU ghetto here and now she's 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.320 just does professional injections. I don't go to no dam, 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.600 I don't go to botox party. What you're talking about 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.119 we have a champagne and needle. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:59.080 Baby, botox and burgers parties that these girls be inviting 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:00.959 people to absolutely not. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.240 Absolutely not. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.160 Room in your living room with a glass of prosecco 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.120 and a plastic glass. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:12.160 Girls, if I wouldn't eat your cooking, if cooking, I'm 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.480 certainly not gonna get botox in your living room. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.640 Know you didn't give me some cooks and orange juice. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:23.240 Talk about here go a needle? No, no, no, y'all 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:24.200 got me fucked up. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.960 Absolutely not not a and a needle. Y'all. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:32.240 Please be serious, y'all. Certain things do not need to 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.400 be discounted. That is a scam. If you get major surgery, if. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.240 You want to get you a BBL or a little 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.440 or a KNBL of. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.880 That the guys will get nbls breaking their knees to 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.120 get longer legs. I'm like, please, don't learn how to 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.880 walk again because you want to be three feet taller. Like, 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.880 that's not let's not do this. But if you're gonna 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.320 do it, please go to a professional. No one you 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:53.320 saw line, no advertisement you saw on the train for 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.520 some titties. No, if they got an average house on 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.719 the train on TV, those not the people you want 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.880 to go to word of mouth professional. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:04.920 Please, now, i'bl I might need knee surgery soon though 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.360 I'm you. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.080 Don't need n BLBL. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.640 But that's the babe. The knees ain't what they used 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.800 to be. Okay, I'm a millennial of a certain age, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:15.440 you know what it's like. 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.480 That's because you be dipping low is stuff that should 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:19.440 be at Fire Island. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:20.720 In between writing a book. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.680 Little John used to tell us to get loud. How 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.720 many songs we grew up with where they're like, get 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.240 low okay. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:28.880 And we should have better sense than to listen to 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.440 little John. And that's the lesson here, Okay. All he 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.440 was supposed to do was say yeah in the back 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:43.600 of okay, and that was enough scoff come, So let's 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:47.480 get into today's episode to keep it in the pop 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:52.120 culture realm, pure innocent fun. Our expert here, we're gonna 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.120 be talking about something. Y'all have been hit me up 0:14:54.160 --> 0:15:00.240 for a long time. Sean Kingston and his mom. I'm 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:01.320 a Janis. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:06.080 So Sean Kings mister King's son. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:11.520 Y'all wait to booy, feel good. That's why I got 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:17.520 a scam the government. He's like, Oh, I like that better, 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.640 just say you wait to boo that felt good? 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.080 That's why I got a scam. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:22.600 No work. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:30.560 Yes, So Sean Kingston here and his mama Janis stole 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:38.160 one million dollars worth of watches, cars, jewelry, and mattresses 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.760 by pretending to pay for them using forged receipts. Now, 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.920 I will say cars, jewelry, Sean King I know you 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.880 had that one song. I know Serena Williams took you 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.760 on a date. At one point you were really living 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.480 the high life. And I haven't heard much from you 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.520 since those days, and I can understand you trying to 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.240 keep up that lifestyle. We're looking at a picture of 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:57.960 him his mama. He got his mama in some kind 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.600 of rap dress. She looks like, you know, she's getting 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.360 her hair done once a week at the beauty salion. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.120 She looks a little like, oh Nija, doesn't she respect. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.240 The law a little bit? 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:10.160 In respect the law, though. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.000 Not at all. They were very much disrespecting the law. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.640 They're they're on a red carpet, but they look like 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.720 they're going to two different places. Like she's got on 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:24.200 a gown, he's got on some dusty sneakers and a jacket. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.880 And I don't know where they're going. I guess it's 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.920 just the American musical Leather. 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:30.920 Leather cargo pants too. 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.120 Oh, leather cargoes are just where did you even find these? 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:35.280 Sir? 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.320 This is the salt that's good? 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:38.720 Like I thought. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:41.920 I thought all of those were confiscated when the police 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.480 raided the bad Boy of States. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.920 Like leather cargo pants is so. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.760 Hey they are, because what are you putting in those 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:52.800 cargo pants pockets? 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:57.360 Guns have this and their leather so you're hot, so 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:01.000 you probably have extra stuff on you. 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.040 So your gun sticking to your thigh through the leather 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.320 pants and it's not given true leather. 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.879 It's yeh, sweaty cheeks says, just sweat ships. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:09.760 For sure, like you know, when they use the bathroom, 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:11.600 like when they pull their pants down, I feel like 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:15.399 the mirror definitely fogging up just from like the condensation 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:16.560 coming out of them pants. 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.159 I definitely wors some leather pants was to the cloud 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.160 and the like, trying to get them down the peak 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:23.679 or trying to get them off when you get a 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.560 home too is couldn't be me. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.040 That's where you gotta humble yourself and lay down as 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:32.760 an adult and just peel them off your body. That 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.800 you have to really peel them off slow, like a 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.280 fruit roll up. It's just layers that you gotta get 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:38.640 off of your body. You know, you get a fruit 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.560 roll up that's been sitting in the store too long ago, 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.600 plastic you gets stuck. That's how leather pants are to 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:45.159 get off. And I can't imagine if they got this 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.880 many pockets. But you know what Sean King, you were. 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.199 You were giving what the times required of you. I 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.560 do want to say, like cars, watch his jewelry, that's 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.680 all keeping up the famous facade. 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:57.320 And obviously all we know. 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:00.280 From Shaan King is beauty for girls. I don't know 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:01.560 another Sean Kings song. 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:03.919 Was he an American idol? 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.040 No, that was Ruber's stud I love you keep calling 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:07.920 it king like the other scammer. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:12.840 Oh, I know, Sean Kinston. I'm beginning to mix up. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:18.040 I'm beginning to mix up. Sean definitely black Kingston. I'm 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.720 gonna put some respect on his black ass name. But 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.440 like I get, trying to keep up the celebrity lifestyle 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.080 because that begets more success. So if we see Sean 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:29.159 Kingston at an award show and he's got on his 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:32.199 tightest leather pants and his mama on his side, we 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:36.399 might be like, ooh, new music, Sean Kingston preparer. You know, 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:40.919 maybe so. But the mattress for me is what I 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:45.200 actually am mattress because like stealing a mattress. 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.119 Okay, at least you want to, you know, scam and 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:48.440 have good sleep. You know what I mean? 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:50.560 You scam in a full, nice rest so that you 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:51.800 can do crime even better. 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:55.400 Yeah, I want to know what mattress? Was it a sleep? 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:55.640 Now? 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:56.600 Was it? 0:18:56.640 --> 0:19:02.840