Speaker 1: Not to freak you out, but Thanksgiving is just a
Speaker 1: few weeks away, yay. And you know what that means,
Speaker 1: of course, stuffing your face with all kinds of meats
Speaker 1: and stuffings and cheese wiz and cupcakes and cakes and napkins.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get so worked up you eat a napkin
Speaker 1: that it happens. You know what else that means house
Speaker 1: guests and just in time for Thanksgiving, a trend is
Speaker 1: going viral if people sharing the weirdest guess they've ever
Speaker 1: had in their house. Call us eight eight eight three
Speaker 1: four three six one eight eight eight three four three
Speaker 1: one o six one text us four one oh six
Speaker 1: one with the weirdest person you've ever had in your home,
Speaker 1: and we'll go over some of these weird stories right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 2: It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1: I had a house guests go through the garbage can
Speaker 1: and start pulling out quote perfectly good food end quote,
Speaker 1: that quote shouldn't go to waste quote.
Speaker 2: That was the last date we ever had.
Speaker 1: The text we got in four to one oh six
Speaker 1: one because the trend is going viral of people sharing
Speaker 1: the weirdest guests they've ever had in their house just.
Speaker 2: In time for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Oh yay, call us with yours eight eight eight three
Speaker 1: four three one six one eight eight eight three four
Speaker 1: three one oh six one text in four one o
Speaker 1: six one. Have you ever had a really weird guest
Speaker 1: in your house? Like a lot of people have, and
Speaker 1: we'll go over some of the best ones right now.
Speaker 1: Somebody said one of the weirdest guests they ever had
Speaker 1: in their house. They were making a pineapple ham glaze
Speaker 1: that sounds fun sounds and their mother in law thought
Speaker 1: it was burnt, so she dumped it in the toilet
Speaker 1: and flushed it o toilet.
Speaker 3: The toilet, the places the decision making there is a
Speaker 3: bit odd. Yeah, there's a whole sink and everything there
Speaker 3: can Yeah, why.
Speaker 2: The toilet crap?
Speaker 4: Literally?
Speaker 3: Mother in laws usually are weird guests. Sounds very rude.
Speaker 1: We're coming over a thread that's going viral of people
Speaker 1: sharing the weirdest guests they've ever had in their house,
Speaker 1: just in time for Thanksgiving, which is coming up pretty soon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: text in four one six one of your ever had
Speaker 1: it somebody weird at your house. Somebody else said that
Speaker 1: they discovered evidence that a friend had had fun with
Speaker 1: themselves in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel like is that worse actually? Like
Speaker 2: hook up in your bed? Like do it in the bathroom?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had somebody stay in my place one time, and
Speaker 3: it was very clear they were on some single guy
Speaker 3: like era.
Speaker 2: How is a very clear producer, Brad like hide the evidence?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know there were there were you things laying around.
Speaker 3: There was like clothing that I'd never seen before that
Speaker 3: is not his.
Speaker 1: Uh, even in my own house by myself, I counted
Speaker 1: up like it's a CSI said, I don't want anybody
Speaker 1: coming in there with a black lights.
Speaker 7: That I've been up to is that you have other
Speaker 7: people in your house and you like, excuse me for
Speaker 7: a minute, like see if anybody notices that.
Speaker 2: I'm God. I was shocked that he did not He
Speaker 2: did not clean up just anything at all, Like there
Speaker 2: were cereal bowls. This is a dude thing.
Speaker 7: Because I did not see females like excusing themselves for
Speaker 7: these things.
Speaker 1: Call us eight eight eight to three four three one
Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one. What's
Speaker 1: the weirdest guest you've ever had in your house? Hey, Shannon, Hi, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest guess you've ever had?
Speaker 8: So last year for Thanksgiving, I had family over for the.
Speaker 5: First time, oh my newborn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we had just.
Speaker 6: Gotten a new place. I was really excited, and my
Speaker 6: husband and I we go to the grocery store and
Speaker 6: leave my baby with the family.
Speaker 5: I come back to set my groceries on the.
Speaker 6: Table and to find that my table is occupied. The
Speaker 6: table where we eat in the kitchen is currently occupied
Speaker 6: with my brother in law changing my babies explosion on
Speaker 6: the table.
Speaker 2: We're about you can't go somewhere else, I know.
Speaker 5: I was like, you couldn't go anywhere else. You're like, well,
Speaker 5: I don't want to miss the scream.
Speaker 7: You know, logic says service.
Speaker 2: I don't want to miss it either.
Speaker 1: But after you just did that, we're all going to
Speaker 1: be sick and not be going to watch anything.
Speaker 9: Oh, he's like being helpful.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: Shannon call us up eighty eight three four three six
Speaker 1: one text in four one o six one. What's the
Speaker 1: weirdest guest you've ever had in your house? I asked
Speaker 1: the question because the turn is going viral people sharing
Speaker 1: the weirdest.
Speaker 2: Guests they've ever had.
Speaker 1: Somebody said that when they were thirteen, they had a
Speaker 1: friend over and they secretly stole one of his mom's
Speaker 1: brass classic.
Speaker 10: One of my.
Speaker 7: Little brother's friends digging through my underwear. Yeah, when I
Speaker 7: was in high school, my brother's like four years younger
Speaker 7: than me, so he had some of his friends over
Speaker 7: and I came home into my room and I'm like,
Speaker 7: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: A little weirdo and my underwear.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't feel so weird. For when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I did something similar. I had a friend,
Speaker 1: his name was Jacob, and his mom it was his stepmom,
Speaker 1: but she was hot, like I was eleven, and they
Speaker 1: were doing construction in their house. So you had to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom in the parents bathroom, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she had one of her braws on the floor and
Speaker 1: I checked that thing out for a while.
Speaker 2: Is cool, Like he checked it out like you looked
Speaker 2: at it, not like checked it out like a book.
Speaker 1: What I didn't tell you. I didn't take it home
Speaker 1: with me. I didn't try it on, dance around a
Speaker 1: little bit in the bathroom. That I believe that. What's
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing someone has ever done in your house?
Speaker 1: Somebody said that they had a friend staying over who
Speaker 1: forgot their toothbrush. So they just went to use a
Speaker 1: random loose toothbrush that they found under the sink.
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a friend's fault. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 2: but that's the why would you ever do that? Those
Speaker 2: are the toothbrushes people used to clean things, and that's
Speaker 2: exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they had to inform them that's what I
Speaker 1: used to clean the toilet.
Speaker 3: What I don't understand is there's absolute psychosis when you're
Speaker 3: in somebody else's house, because I do also remember a
Speaker 3: time when I had a pet sitter over, was out
Speaker 3: of town for a week, came back. Two things struck
Speaker 3: me as I will never I never want to see
Speaker 3: this person again. I hope they can delete themselves from
Speaker 3: my life. One was, instead of putting stuff in the trash,
Speaker 3: they were putting stuff.
Speaker 2: Next to the trash.
Speaker 3: Was the recycling No, they claimed they couldn't find trash bags.
Speaker 3: What was also next to the trash was the box
Speaker 3: of trash bags.
Speaker 2: So that is very odd.
Speaker 3: The other thing was they put the big knife back
Speaker 3: in the knife you know, the like butcher block knife
Speaker 3: thing in the small hole.
Speaker 2: It was just sticking out, wiggling there and the big
Speaker 2: hole was open. I was like, what what is going on?
Speaker 7: Why is somebody playing with your knuts?
Speaker 2: The question I finding stuff for weeks. It was just weird.
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one, six one and said
Speaker 1: I had a friend's girlfriend over and she ended up
Speaker 1: starting to throw food from across the room at my
Speaker 1: friend because he was paying too much attention to the dog.
Speaker 2: It's another jubile phone frank Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from resorts
Speaker 1: in Cancun and I was looking for Frankie.
Speaker 4: Yes, Hi, it's me.
Speaker 2: Hi, mister. How are you doing today?
Speaker 4: Doing great, doing great, looking forward to our stay.
Speaker 1: Yes, going over some reservation stuff today and saw you're
Speaker 1: booking for Thanksgiving week. Looks like a family trip down
Speaker 1: to Mexico for the holiday.
Speaker 4: Yes it is. We're very excited our first big trip
Speaker 4: as a family.
Speaker 2: Oh wonderful, your first time. That's great.
Speaker 1: I'm calling actually to speak with you about something because
Speaker 1: whoever took your reservation I don't know if you remember their.
Speaker 2: Name, No, no, not Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they made a little bit of an error and
Speaker 1: we are actually overbooked on that week.
Speaker 2: So you do not have a booking at the hotel.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, excuse me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know this is for your family vacation and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: You just told me.
Speaker 1: It's your first one you've ever done as a family,
Speaker 1: and it's in beautiful Cancun at our fabulous resort, and
Speaker 1: whoever took your reservation messed up and we are overbooked,
Speaker 1: so you will not have rooms.
Speaker 2: At the all inclusive resort. That yeah you've been trying.
Speaker 11: To Yeah, no, no, no, See I booked this year ago,
Speaker 11: so I was and I specifically had about the overbook policy.
Speaker 4: Then and I was told not to worry about it.
Speaker 11: I requested it in writing, and I think I've got
Speaker 11: an email well somewhere around here, and then I would have
Speaker 11: to find out that.
Speaker 4: I'm you know, I'm in.
Speaker 1: You sound obviously a little bit upset about this, and
Speaker 1: I want you to let you know that I already
Speaker 1: took it upon myself because I knew this would be
Speaker 1: upsetting to go ahead and upgrade you.
Speaker 2: So I'm calling with a bit of an upgrade.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Yes you are going to be saying somewhere else, but
Speaker 1: it is fabulous.
Speaker 11: Yeah, is this a different room in the same place
Speaker 11: or a different resort, Like, like, what kind of upgrade.
Speaker 1: Is It's a whole different vibe, a whole different place.
Speaker 1: I call it Casa de Pete.
Speaker 4: Pete what I've never heard of that? What is that exactly?
Speaker 2: Will? My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1: And because I feel bad that we screwed this up
Speaker 1: for you, I have a duplex and you guys get
Speaker 1: to stay in the back of my house.
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, I'm going from
Speaker 4: a resort.
Speaker 5: To your house.
Speaker 2: You're going from the all inclusives or go to your house?
Speaker 1: Yes, Casa de Pete has all the things you would need.
Speaker 2: We've got a little studio back there. There's a hot plate.
Speaker 11: And yeah, this sounds like you picked up my reservation.
Speaker 11: And I have a real problem with this right now.
Speaker 11: So either you give me back my money or you're
Speaker 11: going to be here for the lawyer.
Speaker 2: I just want you to hear me out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, You'll have fabulous amenities at Casada Pete, and I
Speaker 1: really would like you to hear about them. It's also
Speaker 1: off the beaten paths. I'm about twenty miles inland from
Speaker 1: where the hotel is, so it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a journey.
Speaker 11: You expect me to go from being right on the
Speaker 11: water to be twenty miles away and be cool with
Speaker 11: this and the towels that you bought at Target.
Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Hey, are Marsus Stewart collection towels?
Speaker 11: I don't care if there's snoop dogy dogs more than
Speaker 11: Stuart Crossover towels.
Speaker 4: This is too quick both so either you get me
Speaker 4: my money back or you get me my room. Those
Speaker 4: are your two options.
Speaker 11: There's no way I'm staying in somebody's house twenty miles
Speaker 11: away with my family.
Speaker 1: We don't have a pool, but I do have my
Speaker 1: daughter Patricia, who stays with me, and she can hose
Speaker 1: you guys down whenever you get hot.
Speaker 11: You scare me to go from a hole in a beach,
Speaker 11: So you've brought a hosingess down. Clearly you're a idiot.
Speaker 11: So do me a favor and get me whoever your
Speaker 11: boss is so I can fix this for somebody who
Speaker 11: actually knows.
Speaker 4: What's going on.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're upset about this.
Speaker 4: Oh it sounds yeah, it sounds You're lucky. I'm not
Speaker 4: there personally.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'll let you know that there's a
Speaker 1: prank phone call now because I don't want to upset
Speaker 1: you anymore.
Speaker 2: What this is actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing
Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1: But what she said that you guys booked a family
Speaker 1: vacation for Thanksgiving for the first time and you were
Speaker 1: super excited about it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she wanted me to ask you. I am
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Cassap does not exist.
Speaker 4: Definitely, I'm definitely good to a drinking on this.
Speaker 2: Week, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Time
Speaker 2: for Nina. What's trending?
Speaker 7: Y two K fashion is really making a comeback. I
Speaker 7: mean we've talked about it sprinkled in here and there,
Speaker 7: but now they're really anticipating it for to be a
Speaker 7: big boom, especially in twenty twenty five. So for some millennials,
Speaker 7: maybe you'll remember the store limited to Do you guys
Speaker 7: remember limited too?
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 7: So there was a limited and then there was limited too,
Speaker 7: and they used to have like their own little Why
Speaker 7: is there two of them?
Speaker 2: I don't know two. I just wondered that.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh, I don't know, I always wondered if it
Speaker 7: was like cheaper. I didn't necessarily shot there, but I
Speaker 7: think it was like a cheaper version of Limited the Limited.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, don't quote me.
Speaker 7: So Cole's had tried to bring it back and they
Speaker 7: were targeting tweens, but now they're targeting adults for Y
Speaker 7: two k all over again.
Speaker 2: So next year, be prepared. So what is that baggy pants?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I like baggy pants, more pants, tight tops down
Speaker 12: by your.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, I mean that's already back, yeah, but really
Speaker 7: coming in hard next year. So you still got some
Speaker 7: of that stuff in your closet, bring it out. Tesla
Speaker 7: is a fit a one trillion dollar company. And yeah,
Speaker 7: so they are now in the top with the what Apple, Microsoft,
Speaker 7: Alphabet and Amazon. Those are the companies that are all
Speaker 7: worth a trillion dollars.
Speaker 2: Pretty wild apples first.
Speaker 7: And lastly, this is interesting also talking about money kind
Speaker 7: of but we've said it before. You really can make
Speaker 7: money doing absolutely anything. There's the store in Lake Como, Italy,
Speaker 7: which is a really you know, popular tourist destination. So
Speaker 7: what they're doing is they're selling cans of air for
Speaker 7: eleven dollars.
Speaker 2: Why are the tourists. Why who's buying that air? Italianaire Italia.
Speaker 2: I would definitely buy.
Speaker 7: That como one girl that was like on OnlyFans or
Speaker 7: whatever that was selling her toots and can or Yeah.
Speaker 1: I buy candy air all the time, dude. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: from like sporting good stores or they have it in
Speaker 1: like CBSS and things like that too.
Speaker 2: Sometimes are you that little cans of aries? Suck it up,
Speaker 2: get some good air.
Speaker 3: No way, that's not what those are four four No,
Speaker 3: it's for dusting off your keyboard or something.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh not that kind of can. But that can
Speaker 1: be fun too. You just gotta do it right, you
Speaker 1: can be very careful.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They make oxygen though, for it's like for athletic performance
Speaker 1: and it comes in a can, But.
Speaker 12: I don't think this is for oxygen, like what they're
Speaker 12: selling it for. Jule's gonna be that one American tourist
Speaker 12: in Italy and they're like candy or ever knows and
Speaker 12: everyone's like, why would you buy canned air?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Like where's that from? First? Like it's sparkling her
Speaker 2: regular sparkling. You're the same can.
Speaker 7: So if that's something you ever wanted or maybe you
Speaker 7: want to do that for your own neighborhood filling cans
Speaker 7: of air.
Speaker 2: Why is it making headlines because I guess nobody has
Speaker 2: ever really done it before. Weird, probably make because people
Speaker 2: actually buying it. Oh yeah, that too.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 7: I guess this is a big place where George Clooney
Speaker 7: like lives and like goes all of the time, and
Speaker 7: so they're putting it on this like two buy list.
Speaker 7: When you go there for like tourism, so interesting, get
Speaker 7: your cands. We'll also be available to buy online soon.
Speaker 2: Oh good, mind going to Italy when you can have
Speaker 2: Italy come to you just like George Clooney, same air
Speaker 2: that he breathed. Not error is affected at all by
Speaker 2: shipping aster or basically on vacation.
Speaker 9: That's cool down your hair.
Speaker 2: Well that's what's trending.
Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Addison is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: She's been married to her husband Eli for two years.
Speaker 1: They've been together for five years, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: something might be going on. So hopefully we find out
Speaker 1: he isn't that, Edison. We're here to help you out,
Speaker 1: so tell us what's going on? Why do you think
Speaker 1: Eli might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So we moved here about a year ago in January,
Speaker 8: and so Eli was really quick to make friends. Like
Speaker 8: he has work, he has like his sport recor league
Speaker 8: and everything like that. I work from home and we
Speaker 8: bought a bit of a fixer upper, so I've been
Speaker 8: really focused on the house. So he's out a lot
Speaker 8: more than I am. So he's been really working a
Speaker 8: lot recently and the work is upticking and he's just
Speaker 8: out a lot with his work friends. But he just
Speaker 8: keeps talking about one of his co workers, Amber, and
Speaker 8: I know that they've been working really closely together on
Speaker 8: a few projects, and like, I don't necessarily want to
Speaker 8: accuse him of anything. It's just kind of like setting
Speaker 8: off some alarm bells for me and I kind of
Speaker 8: want to get another opinion.
Speaker 2: So you haven't asked him about any of this yet, No,
Speaker 2: But it's a lot of like, So.
Speaker 8: He just talks about her a lot, and it's like
Speaker 8: it's getting to the point where I hear about her
Speaker 8: like almost every day.
Speaker 5: In terms of like Amber did this, Amber said that
Speaker 5: isn't that like so funny type of thing. So with
Speaker 5: the holidays coming, up.
Speaker 8: Instance, like the traveling is so far this year, Like
Speaker 8: this is the first time we actually have to get
Speaker 8: on a plane to go home. I'm just trying to
Speaker 8: make plans. And I brought it up, and we like
Speaker 8: switch back and forth between families for Thanksgiving and Christmas,
Speaker 8: and so I was trying to make plans and he
Speaker 8: said that he just can't swing it this year because
Speaker 8: of work. So I'm really kind of concerned about that.
Speaker 8: And granted, like this is a new job, he's trying
Speaker 8: to get established, and I know he has a ton
Speaker 8: of work. I'm really understanding in that arena, But that,
Speaker 8: along with just how often he's talking about his work
Speaker 8: friends and how.
Speaker 5: Often he goes out, is just a little suspicious for me.
Speaker 2: Did he tell you to go without him or was
Speaker 2: it like, Okay, then we'll stay home this time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he told me to do that.
Speaker 8: I'm still up in the air whether or not I'm
Speaker 8: going to Like, I know that my family's going to
Speaker 8: be really happy to see me and everything like that,
Speaker 8: but it's also going to be really sad to spend
Speaker 8: Thanksgiving without him.
Speaker 2: If he's not going and leave him behind, it open
Speaker 2: for amber.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, right, Yeah, I mean, the flip side of
Speaker 7: this was that he's so openly talking about her that
Speaker 7: I didn't think it would be that big of a deal.
Speaker 7: It's just the working during the holidays and all of
Speaker 7: the reasons for not being around you, like it's fine,
Speaker 7: especially around the holidays is a little flaggy.
Speaker 12: Have you met any of his coworkers, like, even if
Speaker 12: it is Amber or any of them in general.
Speaker 5: So I haven't met Amber.
Speaker 8: I did meet like one or two of his coworkers
Speaker 8: one night when they were dropping him off, but uh, yeah,
Speaker 8: not Amber, which is kind of like that's the main
Speaker 8: person I'm concerned about at this point. But yeah, and
Speaker 8: I also don't want to be like tagging along with
Speaker 8: him and his work friends, Like I feel like I
Speaker 8: haven't really established like many friendships in my own here
Speaker 8: or anything, so that's been like kind of low on
Speaker 8: my priority list honestly, is to feel like I'm tagging
Speaker 8: along with his stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: You already told us what grocery store you guys are
Speaker 1: rewards card members that, so we'll do the usual and
Speaker 1: call and pretend to be from the grocery store and
Speaker 1: tell him that he's this month's big winner of a
Speaker 1: dozen long stem red roses delivered anyone that he wants,
Speaker 1: and we'll see if he sends those to you or
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Okay, sound good, play, So I'll come
Speaker 1: back and then call him and get you to Catch
Speaker 1: a teater. Next. Right in the middle of to Catch
Speaker 1: a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Addison is on
Speaker 1: the phone and she thinks that her husband of two
Speaker 1: years they've been together for five years total, might be
Speaker 1: cheating on her. So we're about to call him and
Speaker 1: pretend to be from the grocery store that their Rewards
Speaker 1: card member at and say that we do a promotion
Speaker 1: every single month where one of our Rewards Card members
Speaker 1: wins free flowers delivered to anybody that they want, and
Speaker 1: we'll see if he sends those to his wife or
Speaker 1: to somebody else, and hopefully he's not cheating. But Adison,
Speaker 1: before we do that, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
Speaker 1: on your situation.
Speaker 5: So we're in a new city.
Speaker 8: He's been spending a lot of time at work and
Speaker 8: especially with his new coworker called Amber.
Speaker 5: I haven't met her.
Speaker 8: I don't really know the situation, and so he doesn't
Speaker 8: want to travel home for Thanksgiving and is telling me
Speaker 8: to go instead.
Speaker 2: Hopefully he's not. But are you ready to call him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Gorbel calling from SIRS. I was
Speaker 1: looking for a rewards card member named Eli.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is Eli, Hi Eli.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling with some good news. Congratulations, you're this
Speaker 1: month's big winner.
Speaker 5: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 9: Not sure?
Speaker 2: This is the flowers?
Speaker 5: The flowers Okay, I'm not sure what an Oh.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one rewards card member totally random,
Speaker 1: who wins free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You
Speaker 1: just won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
Speaker 1: of candy, and a card to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 1: that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 5: This is fantastic.
Speaker 10: I guess what happens next.
Speaker 1: It's very easy. I can take the information down in
Speaker 1: just a matter of minutes over the phone. If you
Speaker 1: want to do that right now, and you know who
Speaker 1: you want to send them to, I can do that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, we can just do it.
Speaker 6: Was on.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Perfect, first and last name of the person that you'd
Speaker 2: like to send them to. First.
Speaker 5: Sure, So her name is Addison, last name that is mine.
Speaker 10: It's actually my wife.
Speaker 2: And do you want a card to go with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's write in.
Speaker 5: I love you, princess.
Speaker 13: Let's get dinner out tonight and talk about the holidays,
Speaker 13: but spelt daz.
Speaker 2: Because it's just a year in a daze. It's crazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'll just let you know that this is
Speaker 1: not the grocery store. My name is Jewebol. This is
Speaker 1: a radio show called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Nina on the show.
Speaker 5: Hilarious. Yeah, I've actually I know you guys.
Speaker 10: I know I've heard this show before.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah you have.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the to catch cheater segment?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 13: I have, And I feel like this was a little
Speaker 13: bit of a trap, but yes I have.
Speaker 2: Well it's a truth seeker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife is on the phone, and this is
Speaker 1: a segment that we do to see who people sends
Speaker 1: hours too in case they might be cheating.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm really a little confused why we're doing this.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's just it wasn't really show with you know, wanting
Speaker 8: to come home for the holidays, and yeah, taking work,
Speaker 8: and like you just keep talking about Amber, and I'm
Speaker 8: just feeling at the outside and something just not quite
Speaker 8: adding up. So I'm really happy to hear that you
Speaker 8: don't want to start flowers to anybody from me.
Speaker 5: No, I definitely do not.
Speaker 13: I promise you that there isn't anything you need to
Speaker 13: worry about with Amber. In fact, Amber's wife Sarah would
Speaker 13: probably laugh at this too. So I did lie about
Speaker 13: having to work on the holidays a little bit, so
Speaker 13: as in the part in this note about the holiday,
Speaker 13: you know about us traveling home looking you know, we've
Speaker 13: been together for years now, and every year we go
Speaker 13: back and forth to our families and we try to
Speaker 13: be good kids to our parents.
Speaker 11: And all that.
Speaker 13: But now that we've moved away, life a little bit different.
Speaker 13: And I wanted to propose to you over the holidays,
Speaker 13: but you know, and talk to your parents first of
Speaker 13: course about doing it. And I found to be a
Speaker 13: nice little change if we do a friends giving this year,
Speaker 13: This way I can introduce you to Amber and her
Speaker 13: wife Sarah. Plus I've been kind of friendly with some
Speaker 13: of your work friends a little bit and maybe have
Speaker 13: them over to kind of ease into this new surroundings
Speaker 13: in our new living situation before we.
Speaker 2: Kind of do that communication is key. Who are y'all?
Speaker 7: How this didn't come up before is blowing my mind.
Speaker 7: No offense, prob I just I mean, there's so much
Speaker 7: room for interpretation.
Speaker 8: Wait, so you want to have people over and do
Speaker 8: more of a holiday thing our plane.
Speaker 13: Yeah, basically that's what my thought was kind of a
Speaker 13: friends giving and just had to go over crowd to
Speaker 13: hang out and not worry.
Speaker 9: About work stuff.
Speaker 13: Have you know these people introduce you to some of
Speaker 13: my work friends, ones that you don't know, like Amber,
Speaker 13: you know, have some of your work friends over.
Speaker 5: To and just be just kind of chill about it
Speaker 5: and and just be open about it.
Speaker 13: And Davie, I mean I was a little I get
Speaker 13: scared or just you know, Uh, I'm not sure about
Speaker 13: how to bring it up because I know how close
Speaker 13: you are to your family.
Speaker 5: I know this means a big deal to you going
Speaker 5: back there for the holidays.
Speaker 9: I didn't want to upset you.
Speaker 13: I know you're still trying to get comfortable with the
Speaker 13: new surroundings and you know, the new uh living situation.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I don't know how else could bring it up,
Speaker 5: So that was kind of my thought with this.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I mean I.
Speaker 5: Think the thing that doesn't make sense is like pushing me.
Speaker 8: To go home anyway. So I understand why you'd be
Speaker 8: hasn't it to bring it up and everything?
Speaker 5: But I don't know.
Speaker 8: I would be happy to have people over and do
Speaker 8: our own thing, honestly, Like traveling is so much, especially
Speaker 8: around the holidays, so I do think it's kind of
Speaker 8: time to like have our own traditions around some of
Speaker 8: these things.
Speaker 7: Side note, I think there's one thing that you guys
Speaker 7: are forgetting and why it's so important to communicate. I
Speaker 7: know you've been spending the holidays with your families, but
Speaker 7: who's cooking? Who's in charge of the food?
Speaker 2: That means so much preparation, Like you're stressing me out
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 7: If my man did not tell me that I was
Speaker 7: cooking in a week for all of these people, I
Speaker 7: would be flipping at a pot lug.
Speaker 2: Y'all can figure it out. So maybe Amber's wife is cooking.
Speaker 2: That's also another thing. Okay, my bad, but who that
Speaker 2: had be gone for a second. Yeah, that's all he
Speaker 2: was worried about it. Yeah, because some people have to
Speaker 2: actually feed people on the holidays.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe we're getting it catered with a little moment
Speaker 5: there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 8: I trust you, and hurry, I brought you on the radio.
Speaker 8: But I love you, and I'm so excited to do
Speaker 8: the holidays together.
Speaker 5: I'm excited too, bab and I love you.
Speaker 13: And I guess I should have been more clear and
Speaker 13: more communicative than I apologize.
Speaker 5: And we're going to figure this out, and.
Speaker 13: Let's go out for dinner tonight and discuss it more.
Speaker 9: And I think we're I think we're going to be okay.
Speaker 7: And you guys can do the thing with the mashed potatoes.
Speaker 7: What you don't know about the thing with the mashed potato, No,
Speaker 7: I need to learn. We're just gonna say you eat
Speaker 7: it anyway.
Speaker 5: The jewbile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 14: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 14: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 14: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 14: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 14: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 14: award you no points, and may God have mercy on
Speaker 14: your shoul.
Speaker 1: It's almost time excuse me for America's favorite trivia game,
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Speaker 1: answer these as fast as possible. Okay, what do you
Speaker 1: get when you mix a Christmas tree with an iPad?
Speaker 2: A Christmas?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: A pineapple? What an iPad? And a Christmas tree? Pine tree?
Speaker 10: Apple?
Speaker 2: What pineapple? Where do you get the pine tree from?
Speaker 1: She just asked me, this is what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: with my future in front of the Christmas tree lot
Speaker 1: where you get them usually and when you put them together.
Speaker 2: By next time you say that pine tree? Do boy?
Speaker 11: You got?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking like Christmas light of the starlars.
Speaker 1: There's like a what kind of tree do you think
Speaker 1: of when you think of a Christmas tree? I think
Speaker 1: Christmas tree? What specific brand?
Speaker 2: I don't think of, Oh my god.
Speaker 12: I don't go to a Christmas tree lot and be like,
Speaker 12: oh my gosh, god, tree is this like? Let me
Speaker 12: think real quick. No, I think of, oh my gosh,
Speaker 12: that's my Christmas tree and put lights on it. I'm
Speaker 12: gonna put ornaments on it and put a light at
Speaker 12: the top of it.
Speaker 2: My name another tree? Apple tree? Why do you ask
Speaker 2: these questions? Is coming up right after this. It's the
Speaker 2: Jubile Show. Good morning?
Speaker 4: Can I take your order?
Speaker 2: I think it's.
Speaker 15: Hollis had a large black Coffee's large black cos?
Speaker 5: Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I mean l she means event. Yeah, that's the biggest
Speaker 2: one you got venty.
Speaker 15: Is large is twenty Danny large is large. In fact,
Speaker 15: cole is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's
Speaker 15: the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the
Speaker 15: only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
Speaker 1: of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 2: And let's meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria. Brad.
Speaker 2: What's up, Brad?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good man, How are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm great? I was confused. Producer Brad is very confused. Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you similar to the Brad in the studio? Brad
Speaker 2: on the radio?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: Victoria smarty pants gets mad all the time, mostly at me,
Speaker 7: yells a lot, but mostly at me, always right, almostly
Speaker 7: against Are you like that Brad on the phone?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, it's a Brad thing.
Speaker 2: We're all the same, Brad.
Speaker 1: Hasn't matter, all right, we just send Victoria out of
Speaker 1: the studio and while she's leaving, Brad, the game is
Speaker 1: played like this. You have thirty seconds, answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
Speaker 1: pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Tom good Man, are you ready?
Speaker 5: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Brad, your time starts now.
Speaker 7: How many elements are there in the periodic tablet which
Speaker 7: US President declared Thanksgiving a national holiday?
Speaker 9: Gosh?
Speaker 2: Which is the largest internal organ in the body.
Speaker 5: The heart?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I missed my spot. Okay? How much is the
Speaker 2: diameter of a basketball hoop? Who was the first man
Speaker 2: to walk on the moon?
Speaker 5: Your armstrong?
Speaker 2: All right? Time is up?
Speaker 1: Will bring Victoria back in the student. She's mouthing something
Speaker 1: to me from outside the window, but I can't tell
Speaker 1: what it is. So if I know you're in a second.
Speaker 1: While she's getting settled and putting your headphones on, Brad
Speaker 1: with something you would like the world to know today.
Speaker 5: I drive truck for a living, keep America moving.
Speaker 2: There you go, You drive like long haul?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh? What do you use for your bum bum? Do
Speaker 2: you have anything on the scene like?
Speaker 1: I always wonder about that for long haul truckers, Like
Speaker 1: the bum bum's got to get sore after a while.
Speaker 2: What do you call it.
Speaker 9: No, I get out stretched legs.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe some dude wipes, you know.
Speaker 1: Dude wife, Oh those are good. All right, this edition
Speaker 1: of You versus Victoria sponsored by dude wife. All right,
Speaker 1: Victoria's bag. What were you mouthing to me?
Speaker 2: I had my trivia queen cups that mouth that too,
Speaker 2: with some other I was saying, I'm a you see this.
Speaker 3: So you're outside of the studio trying to have a
Speaker 3: full blown conversation with jubile on who's on the radio
Speaker 3: doing a game.
Speaker 2: M no, working through the logic. All right, here we go,
Speaker 2: Victoria really confusing her this morning. Seconds.
Speaker 1: Answer as many questions possible they are, Brad, don't tell
Speaker 1: me that. If you don't, no one just say pass
Speaker 1: and you have to be Brad.
Speaker 2: I'll right to win. Brad, you can tell Victoria whin
Speaker 2: to go. All right? Go now?
Speaker 7: How many elements are there on the periodic table? What
Speaker 7: which US president declared Thanksgiving a national holiday?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 2: I don't that, I don't, I'm not.
Speaker 7: I don't even know which is the largest internal organ
Speaker 7: in the human body.
Speaker 12: Oh, the small intestine. Wait, that's only that's right, that's right,
Speaker 12: that's right. We're gonna go with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, how much is the diameter of a basketball hoop?
Speaker 2: What I'm thinking? I'm thinking nine an interest.
Speaker 1: Victoria got distracted by the cuteness of somebody making it all.
Speaker 16: It's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Caller.
Speaker 3: Brad got one correct and Victoria got zero correct. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: you did it, Victoria.
Speaker 1: You got a hundred dollars gift card to Macy's and
Speaker 1: you are today's reigning champion of trivia.
Speaker 2: I guess I can cross out my queen. You buy
Speaker 2: something for your bum bum with that gift card, Yes
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 5: Those bathrooms are pretty disgusting, you know.
Speaker 2: Along, Yeah, those bathrooms are. This is a really informative conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 7: There are one hundred and eighteen elements on the periodic table.
Speaker 7: Lincoln was the US president of the Days National Holiday.
Speaker 5: I wanted to say him, oh wow.
Speaker 2: The liver.
Speaker 7: The liver is the largest internal organ in the human body.
Speaker 7: The diameter of a basketball hoop is eighteen inches, and
Speaker 7: the first man to walk on the moon was Armstrong.
Speaker 1: You didn't ask me that one because you didn't get there. Okay, Brad,
Speaker 1: congratulations man, thank you for playing.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I have a good one. Take care of that bumbum.
Speaker 1: We play you for Victoria the same time every single
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Speaker 2: What are you thinking about Victoria? Well, I'm just confused here,
Speaker 2: Nina said, internal organs. What are your external organs?
Speaker 7: Well, skin is the largest organ on the body, so
Speaker 7: that's why I emphasized internal.
Speaker 2: I guess we've had the skin question before, like, what
Speaker 2: is the largest organ in your body? It's your skin?
Speaker 2: Surprised me. It's a liver? Yeah, me too? Big is
Speaker 2: the How big is the liver? Biggest?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess you're right, it's the biggest. How big is it?
Speaker 2: How big is it? Let's find out how big is
Speaker 2: the liver? Yeah? I know, it's so big.
Speaker 3: On average, the liver is about the size of the
Speaker 3: football what it weighs about three pounds. As an adult,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to fill for my liver up right now
Speaker 3: over here, it fills you know what. The thing about
Speaker 3: the liver is, it fills a lot of space between
Speaker 3: other organs that you know about, right, Like because like
Speaker 3: nobody really knows where their liver is until you look
Speaker 3: at it on a thing.
Speaker 2: But like it's like between your it's like under a
Speaker 2: lung and beside it, and it's just like it's a
Speaker 2: space filler. Well, it's actually very stand upright. First day
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Speaker 1: Thomas is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Nanny.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 1: get him another date. But first, Thomas was up, Man,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you talked to Nanny?
Speaker 16: I spent a couple of days some text no reply.
Speaker 2: Okay, you sound bummed.
Speaker 9: I really thought I nailed this date. I thought this
Speaker 9: was the best date I ever made.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, why don't you tell us about the date.
Speaker 10: Then we went to this night of market.
Speaker 9: You know, it was just like pop up, mainstream thing,
Speaker 9: lots of food, vendors and like you know, street our performers, that.
Speaker 16: Kind of stuff.
Speaker 9: And you know, it's actually a lot more fun than
Speaker 9: I thought it was going to be. The honest, She's
Speaker 9: taking pictures the whole time and like seeing that you
Speaker 9: have a good time. Like this is like a total
Speaker 9: like instagram little date.
Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is she like an influencer or something.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's an insurance but like she's business insurance. I'm
Speaker 9: actually trying to stand my own business this year. So
Speaker 9: I was, you know, hell interested in all her insurance knowledge.
Speaker 7: You know, did you guys, I don't know who get
Speaker 7: close and flirty? Like how did that vibe feel outside
Speaker 7: of the instagrammable moments?
Speaker 5: I mean I thought so, I mean she's crazy.
Speaker 17: I you know, I was so into her, like mega,
Speaker 17: Like I could look at this girl for a decade,
Speaker 17: you know.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 9: I saw she was feeling the same about me.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe.
Speaker 9: I don't know, maybe she shouldn't get.
Speaker 5: My humor or something, or the clothes weren't right.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what it was. So that was
Speaker 2: like the conversations during the date, I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: I kept.
Speaker 9: Making jokes and I think she thought she was. She
Speaker 9: was like laughing on the inside. You know, she's not
Speaker 9: a big laugher, but I'm asking at her job.
Speaker 16: He's like, I'm saying, I'm trying to start this.
Speaker 9: Business next year, and like she's in business insurance.
Speaker 16: So I had a lot of questions and I thought
Speaker 16: we were having a good report going.
Speaker 7: You know, Okay, did anything happen that was kind of
Speaker 7: awkward on the date other than talking about business the
Speaker 7: whole time?
Speaker 16: So maybe some of my jokes were over her head.
Speaker 16: There was there was one thing.
Speaker 2: It was bad.
Speaker 9: You know, I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 9: talk about on the radio. I'm just going to hope
Speaker 9: it wasn't that thing.
Speaker 2: You don't want to talk about what it was, but
Speaker 2: it's a safe place Thomas. Well, I mean, let us
Speaker 2: see the judge.
Speaker 10: Just I just I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Whatever that makes me feel like it's that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 16: It's hard to I just don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 16: I don't think it was that.
Speaker 7: It could have been that whatever, but I don't want Okay,
Speaker 7: can you just do this for us, Thomas, Like, was
Speaker 7: it perverted?
Speaker 2: Wasn't funny. Wasn't awkward?
Speaker 16: Oh no, it was just it was the thing that
Speaker 16: just happened. It could happen anyway, don't let's move on.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, peer PoCA. I
Speaker 2: know now my head's going to a lot of the
Speaker 2: censor us that yea, your pay.
Speaker 9: I did not see my pants?
Speaker 1: Okay, a pause on that. Maybe you think you did?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll trying to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song, come back, and then call
Speaker 1: her and see if just tell us why she's ghosting
Speaker 1: you and maybe get you another data. Right, okay, well
Speaker 1: play a song, come back and get your first date
Speaker 1: follow up next right in the middle of your first
Speaker 1: day follow up if you're just joining us. Thomas is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Nanni. We're
Speaker 1: about to call her and I to tell us why
Speaker 1: she's ghosting him. But first, Thomas, why don't you refresh
Speaker 1: everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 17: We had a good day at the night market, you know,
Speaker 17: taking pictures, a little time, had a good time. That's
Speaker 17: how we were connecting. It's beautiful away into Nanni and
Speaker 17: I don't know why she goes.
Speaker 10: To me, Okay, there's one thing.
Speaker 16: I think it could be that and whatever, but I don't.
Speaker 9: I'm hoping it's not that thing and something else and
Speaker 9: maybe we can work through this.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it, so it makes
Speaker 2: us feel like it is that thing. Yeah, you said
Speaker 2: it was bad.
Speaker 16: If you know, you'd understand it's a story.
Speaker 9: But I forgot you said it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll tell us, we'll see all right, you ready
Speaker 2: for us to call her? Let's see it? Okay, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Masconani please is hey?
Speaker 2: How are you? My name is Jubil. I'm calling from
Speaker 2: a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 12: Hi.
Speaker 2: No, Ny, my name is Nina also on the show. Hi,
Speaker 2: and I'm the Shore. How are you?
Speaker 18: Hi?
Speaker 5: Hi? I'm Hine. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Have you ever listened to the show before? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I listened before.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard a first day follow up before?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I actually have?
Speaker 2: Right? Would you like to be on one? Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I should have saw this coming.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us because they
Speaker 1: want to know why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2: Do you know who it is?
Speaker 5: I mean it has to be Thomas.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is. You got it right? Do you mind
Speaker 2: telling us about Thomas? Like why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 18: Okay, here you okay some of his greatest hits. The
Speaker 18: first thing he said to me, he said, oh damn,
Speaker 18: you're hotter than the Internet, which was flattering but like.
Speaker 5: A lot.
Speaker 2: Kind of funny. Okay, well, let's hear more.
Speaker 5: That's okay.
Speaker 18: He commented on my shoes four times, even to the
Speaker 18: point of asking me if I needed to take.
Speaker 5: Them off, which reminded me of like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like a teacher, a parent. I don't know. It was
Speaker 5: like to be my shoes alone.
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
Speaker 5: He was like, tall enough, like it shouldn't mattered. I thought,
Speaker 5: like maybe that who cares? He's so much attention to
Speaker 5: my shoes like it was a lot.
Speaker 2: Does he have like a foot fetish?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're trying to get somebody's shoes off
Speaker 2: real quick, that tells about something.
Speaker 6: Oh no.
Speaker 5: So he also just carries on and on and on
Speaker 5: about this new business, like let's not get ourselves.
Speaker 10: This dude's not starting a business, like okay, And.
Speaker 5: Then okay, about thirty four and fifty seven times throughout
Speaker 5: the night, he commented on the other women at the
Speaker 5: market they were nearly as hot as I was, and
Speaker 5: like I started to get a little like embarrassed. It
Speaker 5: was embarrassing, so like it was gross honestly, So no,
Speaker 5: dude's not it.
Speaker 2: I mean that can definitely be a little awkward. I
Speaker 2: feel like saying they're hotter than you. Sure, Oh.
Speaker 9: He wasn't because I farted on you at all?
Speaker 5: Was Oh my god, our period I got cut cut that.
Speaker 16: Don't use that.
Speaker 1: Thomas is actually on the phone listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. We can't cut it now, Thomas, you
Speaker 1: said it. I guess you cut it that night to
Speaker 1: cut that pun cut.
Speaker 5: That I don't. I wasn't even going to bring.
Speaker 10: That up, but like, yeah, he did like on you though,
Speaker 10: How did that happen?
Speaker 5: It was like we were it wasn't I got my shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he gets really excited about feet apparently.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is confusing. So you asked her to take
Speaker 2: off your shoes and.
Speaker 5: Then doing nice shoes. We all know, nice shoes uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be courteous, Okay, how did you
Speaker 2: part on her?
Speaker 5: I'm bent over.
Speaker 9: I just like, come on, we don't got to talk
Speaker 9: about that.
Speaker 5: Come on, it happened to me.
Speaker 9: So that was the best one.
Speaker 10: That the reason, Yeah, I mean it was, that's one
Speaker 10: of the reasons.
Speaker 5: One of the reasons.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I mean you were embarrassed.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: It didn't help his cause, yes, no, I can't control
Speaker 5: them whatever, I guess whatever.
Speaker 9: Look, I was complimenting you though. I was just trying
Speaker 9: to make you feel you know, seen and secure. I mean,
Speaker 9: if it wasn't the far thing, I mean, cod.
Speaker 5: You you you definitely made me feel seen.
Speaker 19: It was.
Speaker 5: It was a lot like this one of other women,
Speaker 5: Like I think they heard you saying that I was
Speaker 5: hotter than them, and that's like embarrassing.
Speaker 9: Bro, How's how is that embarrassing?
Speaker 5: You're hot?
Speaker 9: You gots hot.
Speaker 4: People don't get embarrassed.
Speaker 2: They're hot, Nanny, Would you like another date with Thomas?
Speaker 2: Will pay for it?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: No, I'm good think so no, pay for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll pay for it, thanks Thomas. I'll probably tall
Speaker 2: you're hot again?
Speaker 5: You guys? At was bad? Like, no, yeah, I really
Speaker 5: want to go out again.
Speaker 9: But just you don't know this I always think you're hot.
Speaker 16: If you want to go on a day with someone
Speaker 16: who thinks you're hot.
Speaker 9: I'm here because I think you're hot.
Speaker 5: Thank they, I appreciate that Tom stinks.
Speaker 2: First date. Follow up quick, whatever you're doing right now, stop,
Speaker 2: close your eyes and picture what you think a cheeer
Speaker 2: looks like. Oh, I see him, very pictures of him too.
Speaker 1: Give me three minutes and you'll find out if you're right.
Speaker 1: Experts have used it AI technology to determine the facial
Speaker 1: features of people who are most likely to cheat.
Speaker 2: Ah, we'll go over it next.
Speaker 1: So for the rest of the day, if you see
Speaker 1: anybody with those facial features, you can scream out cheater.
Speaker 2: Wherever you are.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you who is the most likely to cheat.
Speaker 1: Coming up right after this, it's the double show. Are
Speaker 1: you dating a cheater?
Speaker 2: Is your boss a cheater?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: Are you a cheater? Cheating with another cheater? What knows?
Speaker 1: It's the double show and you're about to find out
Speaker 1: because experts have used AI facial technology to determine what
Speaker 1: facial features people who are most likely to cheat have.
Speaker 2: Okay, you've always wondered if you could tell a cheater
Speaker 2: right away? Right now, you can.
Speaker 1: All right, So we'll go over what a man who
Speaker 1: is most likely to cheat looks like first, and then
Speaker 1: we'll tell you what a woman who.
Speaker 2: Is most likely to cheat looks like. Toyeches. Okay, men
Speaker 2: who are most likely to cheat, they have short facial hair.
Speaker 2: So wait, short facial hair like not long.
Speaker 1: Beards, right, that'd be what that would mean victoria like jewels,
Speaker 1: got short facial what's the opposite of short victoria long?
Speaker 1: Yeah there you short facial so short, short, little stubbly
Speaker 1: facial hair.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Frown lines probably from all the stress you have cheating,
Speaker 1: But frown lines blue or gray eyes?
Speaker 2: Bolue gray eyes?
Speaker 5: Brown?
Speaker 1: Really for Unita, the guys have cheat on you have
Speaker 1: brown eyes? Yep, well not according to science.
Speaker 2: I guess science.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they say that men who are most likely
Speaker 1: to cheat have blue gray eyes, smaller lips. Okay, accurate
Speaker 1: in their forties.
Speaker 2: Oh not at the time. What the facial hair in
Speaker 2: the frown lines? You got that part right.
Speaker 1: They were cheating their twenties. They're probably cheating in their
Speaker 1: forties right now. They would change by then nobody else, right,
Speaker 1: somebodyes take a long time. I'm sure some dudes take
Speaker 1: never to make sure. So they say that the facial
Speaker 1: features scientists did AI technology to tell you the facial
Speaker 1: features of people most likely to cheat. We're going over
Speaker 1: what a man who's most likely to cheat looks like. Now.
Speaker 1: They have short facial hair, frown lines, blue gray eyes,
Speaker 1: smaller lips, they're in their forties. They have larger noses.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, Okay, big nosed cheaters pinocchio liar, and they're bald.
Speaker 1: Oh you're it actually for one way.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about people that cheated on you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't help but make this about
Speaker 7: me as I listened to it, right, it's fine, does
Speaker 7: look like look like the person? Yeah, but with brown eyes?
Speaker 2: Okay, so all that, but brown eyes, that's all I wrong?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What on one of them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The second one. Man, All these years can pass, but
Speaker 2: you still feel that.
Speaker 7: It's cool.
Speaker 2: I should have known. I wish somebody told me about
Speaker 2: this sooner. He wasn't in his forties at the time.
Speaker 20: Yeah, you would have justified it at the time, like, well,
Speaker 20: it's not he's some brown eyes, they're bald, they have
Speaker 20: large noses, they're in their forties, smaller lips, blue grayish eyes,
Speaker 20: frown lines, short facial hair.
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito, Is that the classic definition of a shot?
Speaker 1: I never thought so, you know he's.
Speaker 2: A royal man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would too, because you know Danny DeVito, right
Speaker 1: that guys like he should be happy to be with anybody.
Speaker 1: But apparently if you see somebody looks like Danny DeVito
Speaker 1: walking around, watch out, don't date them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like over compensation.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you're like a lot of people who look
Speaker 3: like Danny get a wooden sheet because it's like that,
Speaker 3: if they can, they'll take the advance, they'll take the opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to do it. That's true, I guess.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, prove that that makes them feel good, you know,
Speaker 7: leaky buckets, remember I mean.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but can't does their partner make them feel good too?
Speaker 12: Like God, if you're in a relationship, just get out
Speaker 12: of their relationship.
Speaker 1: That's too healthy for cheater. Oh, it's not about the
Speaker 1: partner either. It's about the person who cheats. They're not
Speaker 1: you can be the best partner ever. Yeah, it's something
Speaker 1: in themselves that makes them cheat.
Speaker 2: At that point, they've already beat you down and made
Speaker 2: you feel like you weren't worth any science they're just like,
Speaker 2: I have no choice.
Speaker 1: I'm in my forties, I'm bald, I have a larger nose,
Speaker 1: small lips, blue grayish eyes, frown line, short facial hair.
Speaker 2: I have to cheat. I have no choice. I wonder
Speaker 2: if like actual profilers like know this stuff.
Speaker 7: You know, if your job is a profiler, you could
Speaker 7: just walk around and be like, cheater, cheater, cheater ladies
Speaker 7: look like I want.
Speaker 1: To be friends with one of those experts in AI
Speaker 1: technology to determine the facial features of what someone who's
Speaker 1: most likely to cheat.
Speaker 2: That was the guys. For women, they're in their early fifties, okay,
Speaker 2: the longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have big lips, small nose, brown eyes, also bald,
Speaker 1: dark hair, dark hair, so dark hair, brown eyes, small nose,
Speaker 1: big lips, early fifties.
Speaker 12: All right, Oh my gosh, wait, what's that lady who
Speaker 12: dated Ashton Kutcher but she was a lot older.
Speaker 1: I'm oh yeah, Jim's more so. There you go, Danny
Speaker 1: DeVito and Demi Moore. If you see one like that,
Speaker 1: they're definitely cheaters. Time for Nina's what's trending is.
Speaker 7: Fifty the new twenty what it seems to be because
Speaker 7: there's a new trend where parents are visiting their kids
Speaker 7: at college to party with them.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 7: I don't know if this is so much a new trend,
Speaker 7: but it's getting more recognition because the Wall Street Journal
Speaker 7: just did a whole story about how more universities have
Speaker 7: parents showing up for parents weekends, not just to go
Speaker 7: visit professors and see where they live, but to actually
Speaker 7: party with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot more parents are single these days
Speaker 2: than they used to be. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 2: actually really true. It's like, it's not my kids here. Wait,
Speaker 2: it's so creepy. If you never have kids.
Speaker 7: I hope they anties go for those weekends because more extable,
Speaker 7: you would think that would be okay, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Go meet the teachers or anything like that. As Auntie Nina,
Speaker 3: you would only show up to the club. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: Cat me go relive my sorority days. Shout out capa
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Speaker 2: I don't let me wi them, good lord.
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Speaker 4: Hellow jeubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? Guys? Hey, what's up? You have
Speaker 2: a dirty little secret?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 21: Yeah, so I slipt with my best friend's mom.
Speaker 2: Hello a lot more than you. Yeah, it does. Why
Speaker 2: how did that happen?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 21: I mean, you know, I mean he grew up the neighbors,
Speaker 21: you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and
Speaker 21: I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're
Speaker 21: all out of the old neighborhood now, our parents still
Speaker 21: live next to each other, all that stuff, and you
Speaker 21: know we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever,
Speaker 21: and you know I always come in town visit my
Speaker 21: parents and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story
Speaker 21: shortest the holidays.
Speaker 9: We had a few cocktails.
Speaker 5: You know, it got late.
Speaker 21: My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in his bed
Speaker 21: doing his thing. And the next thing I know, I'm
Speaker 21: down in the basement with his mom. We're listening to music,
Speaker 21: Kevin's and cocktails and one thing led to another.
Speaker 8: But I never told him about it.
Speaker 2: He was in the house. WHOA, that's impressive.
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, I mean only happened one time, you know,
Speaker 21: I go, look, yes, she goes, only one time. This
Speaker 21: only happened one time. And basically we don't ever even
Speaker 21: really mentioned or anything.
Speaker 2: It's like it never happened. And so she grabs him
Speaker 2: next Thanksgiving and it is like, get over your turkey.
Speaker 1: You should marry her. You should marry her, and then
Speaker 1: you could be your best friend's stepdad.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, hey, thanks very much.
Speaker 4: If I was pretty real, thanks for your.
Speaker 2: Dirty little secret. Thanks y yeah bye. Hello, hello, hey
Speaker 2: you have a dirty little secret. I do.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: I needed this girl.
Speaker 19: I don't want to say her name, but with her Bobby,
Speaker 19: So okay, anyway, we're getting together.
Speaker 4: We're doing our you know, dating tother for a while.
Speaker 19: So we got intotant and her feet were always freaking
Speaker 19: dirty rough reom rough room, I mean dirty.
Speaker 4: So I started getting groost out by this. I couldn't,
Speaker 4: you know, do the dating more.
Speaker 19: Anyways, I bought her some high hills shoes cover her feet,
Speaker 19: and I started buying her high heel shoes.
Speaker 4: Shut up, shout up, listening, get better.
Speaker 19: So so then she thought I liked that I should
Speaker 19: play high heels and there, so she bought them open
Speaker 19: to higgles and they didn't work.
Speaker 9: You can't to me, So I kept buying her shoes.
Speaker 4: That cover her entire foot. Then I had to buy her.
Speaker 9: Boots, and she thought I was just thought I was
Speaker 9: kiky like that. I'm not well now I.
Speaker 19: Am, but but I wasn't. So anyway, yeah, the secret
Speaker 19: her feet were crusty and dirty and rough, and I
Speaker 19: had to keep putting shoes.
Speaker 5: On her boots, whatever I can to cover her feet.
Speaker 4: And now you like it, and but now she's gone.
Speaker 5: But then I don't have girlfriend now.
Speaker 2: So but anyways, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: And I don't want to tell you this now to
Speaker 7: make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a
Speaker 7: lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.
Speaker 5: No, that didn't work.
Speaker 4: And we did that.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure you try that.
Speaker 4: I did a petty care bout her nails. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: didn't work. It doesn't help.
Speaker 2: Well, nothing help.
Speaker 4: Thank you for telling those rough feet.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You too, right, I used to buy What's
Speaker 15: Your Dirty Little Secret,