Speaker 1: It's started for donkeys today. I ain't trying to be
Speaker 1: donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
Speaker 1: they already did. I'm not making these people do these
Speaker 1: days called Donkey of the Day. And it really caught
Speaker 1: me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of
Speaker 1: to Day today?
Speaker 2: Well, Jess Hilario's Donkey Today for Wednesday, July thirty first
Speaker 2: goes to a forty five year old man from New
Speaker 2: York City named Lawrence Costa.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Speaker 2: I come in here some days and I look at
Speaker 2: possible stories for Donkey of to Day, and some of
Speaker 2: the stories be so stupid that I don't even want
Speaker 2: to do it right. Some of them be so dumb
Speaker 2: that I'd be actually embarrassed as a human.
Speaker 1: And today is one of those stories. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's also a reminder that destiny is not a matter
Speaker 2: of chance, it's a matter of choice.
Speaker 1: And you can't blame anyone but yourself for poor choices.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Lawrence Costa absolutely made a poor choice. See
Speaker 2: The NYPD released a video of officers arresting a man
Speaker 2: who fell asleep at a subway station in Brooklyn. He
Speaker 2: just fell asleep on the on.
Speaker 1: The step at a train station in Brooklyn. Right.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if he was high, drunk or
Speaker 2: just tired, but he was just laying on the steps
Speaker 2: knocked out at the train station. Now he wasn't just
Speaker 2: knocked out. He was laying on the steps fast asleep.
Speaker 2: And you know, he had his pants sagging a little bit,
Speaker 2: and so something was sticking out of his pants. Okay,
Speaker 2: what you're looking at me like that? For you got
Speaker 2: a little smirk on your face. Okay, finishes didn't even
Speaker 2: make you smile.
Speaker 1: Finishes.
Speaker 2: Right, This man was just laying there, passed out on
Speaker 2: the steps, you know, pants hanging off him a little bit,
Speaker 2: and something was just sticking out his pants.
Speaker 1: Six forty am in the morning, kids.
Speaker 2: Walking by, old the people out and about, and he's
Speaker 2: just laying on the steps, passed out with something sticking
Speaker 2: out his pants.
Speaker 1: So police officers approached him on the stairs and ask
Speaker 1: him if he's all right? You good? Okay? Then he
Speaker 1: started to wake up, you know what I'm saying. Then
Speaker 1: one officer quickly grabbed, quickly grabbed.
Speaker 2: Okay, this hard black thing that was sticking out his
Speaker 2: pants and the NYPD News tweeted out, true story. It
Speaker 2: doesn't get much easier in this, okay, all right, I'm
Speaker 2: not making none of this up. Okay, and he tweeted out,
Speaker 2: it doesn't get much easier than this, all right, man
Speaker 2: passed out on the step six forty am, hard black
Speaker 2: things sticking out his pants. And if you think that
Speaker 2: thing was anything but a gun, then you have been
Speaker 2: spending too much time on porn hub.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: This man, Lawrence Costa, who the police said they are
Speaker 2: familiar with, fell asleep on the staircase at a train
Speaker 2: station with an illegally possessed and loaded firearm just exposed
Speaker 2: in his waistband. It's the thing Lawrence had a hoodie on.
Speaker 2: I keep telling y'all, I don't understand this. Wearing hoodies
Speaker 2: and sweatshirts in the summer, okay. And if you're wearing
Speaker 2: the pool shisty mask in the summer, you deserve to
Speaker 2: be stopped and.
Speaker 1: Frisk Okay, that's not no type of profiling.
Speaker 2: If you wearing a ski mask in a hoodie when
Speaker 2: it's one hundred and hell outside, you just look suspicious.
Speaker 2: And this dude, Lawrence is wearing a hoodie sleep on
Speaker 2: the train station steps with a gun just sticking out
Speaker 2: his waistband. Jackpot, Hey, Lawrence, God wanted you to go
Speaker 2: to prison. Yes, he was saving you from yourself. You
Speaker 2: was on the way to doing something extremely stupid that
Speaker 2: was gonna cause you to really hurt someone and land
Speaker 2: you in prison forever. Now you're probably gonna get some
Speaker 2: decent prison time because you got charged with criminal possession
Speaker 2: in the second degree, criminal possession and the third degree,
Speaker 2: criminal possession in the fourth degree and local law violence.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what local law violence is. What
Speaker 2: you're going to prison for it, okay, And this Lawrence
Speaker 2: is an opportunity for you to get your life in
Speaker 2: order to get your soul right.
Speaker 1: Okay. Prison ain't for everybody, but it's for you. Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean you was clearly trying to be there. You
Speaker 2: got caught with your pants down, literally, and then the
Speaker 2: waistband of those pants was a glock. Okay, you got
Speaker 2: a clock next to you, Now you're on lock. You
Speaker 2: got a clock next to you, It was cocked. Now
Speaker 2: you're on lock. Eminem bars Okay, nothing left to see,
Speaker 2: hip folks, Please give Lawrence Costa the sweet sounds of
Speaker 2: the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3: Oh the day, oh day ye.
Speaker 2: And if you think I'm lying about the tweet, just
Speaker 2: go look at it at NYPD News.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get much easier than this. While conducting the.
Speaker 2: Station inspection, your NYPD transit officers observed the male sleeping
Speaker 2: on the staircase with a firearm and clear view. Officers
Speaker 2: wasted no time recovering the gun and let him continue
Speaker 2: his naps in the holding cells. You imagine being on
Speaker 2: your way to go drop a body.
Speaker 1: You just take a nap, Take a little nap. Can
Speaker 1: you go murk somebody? Not as I wake up, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go kill us, right, even get this nap first though,
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey to Day.
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