WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Alamo Pitchforks & MLB Special 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.160 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.440 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.880 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.599 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:33.000 Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere back 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:39.360 in the Magic podcast do Jo call that from now 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.040 In honor of Victor brick Jacobs, who was on last week. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.440 It is another edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:52.080 Mallor and Danny Gen back at it again on a Friday. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.560 Now normally on Friday, over the last few years we've 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:59.920 been doing this podcast, we would bring somebody on to ray, 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:04.440 aunt and rave and give you chills, either positive chills 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:08.600 or bad chills. But we said, you know what, from 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.880 time to time, we just wanna make it about us. 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.480 It's all about us. And so a rare and appropriate 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:21.760 appearance by Danny G Radio on a Friday. Look at that, 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.840 Danny G. Yeah, how are you gonna get fired on 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:29.360 your day off? Bros? Motherfucker. That's that's right. Listen so 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.800 we got a lot of stuff going on. It's been 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.200 a very busy week. I did not have time nor 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.120 did I want to get to some of this stuff 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:40.360 on the terrestrial radio show, for for many reasons, for 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:45.280 many reasons. So the menu on Benny's Bistro, the Friday restaurant, 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.600 here's what we're serving up. We've got remember the Alamo 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:55.720 down range and a hardball brain bender. After all, it's 0:01:55.760 --> 0:02:00.760 opening weekend a major League baseball And clearly, NYG, we 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:08.480 are both old because we both like baseball, so there 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.320 must be something wrong with us. But I love baseball, 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.640 and I got very lucky years ago to do stuff 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.160 in baseball, which was a lot of fun. And I 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.960 always look forward to Opening Day and you hear that music, 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:31.960 you know that that that that that that Dodgers. You know, 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.240 it's like that or your your favorite team, just like that. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.840 You got your Brooklyn hat on. And I'm excited to 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:41.680 say that I found a couple of season my tender 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.840 Ronie did. Found a couple of seats for Dodgers Opening 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.600 Day next Thursday, opening at home at least, yeah, the 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.120 home opening home open. But it's a night game, it's 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.520 not Yeah, that's why I'm able to go, Okay, well, 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.280 let me know how it is. Well, maybe i'll maybe 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.520 I'll make a rare and appropriate appearance out there. It's 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.520 possible it could happen. So let's get right into it, though, 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:07.040 and we begin. Let me give you a little back 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.520 story before we begin here. So, from time to time 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.239 on the show, it is an opinion based show. When 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.680 opportunity knocks, we take advantage of it on the on 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.920 the radio show, in this show, and normally things go 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:23.360 according to plan. Every once in a while we will 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:30.240 have a monologue that resonates and gets an emotional reaction 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:35.560 out of people that happened earlier. Yes, we ruffled, We 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:37.840 ruffled some feathers on the radio show. So at the 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.440 beginning of the week. So let's take you back in 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:41.480 the hot Top time machine to the beginning of the week, 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.280 and we were coming in. It was a Sunday night 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:49.880 into a Monday. The Final Four had been played on Saturday, 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:52.840 so there was down to two teams the championship game, 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.760 Kansas and North Carolina. So he had not going on. Unfortunately, 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.680 the NFL news has started to slow down. We knew 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.800 at some point this was going to happen. We could 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.080 not keep up that pace. We could not keep that 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.400 pace up. And so finally things in the NFL have 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:16.080 quieted down. It's the calm before the NFL Draft, which 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:19.640 is later this month, and so fine. So when that 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.840 goes on, as you know, Danny from being a longtime 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.120 member of the show and being in the business, you've 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.800 got to pivot and there's always something to talk about. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.240 It's just not what we normally talk about. So we 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.920 have to bend the rules a little bit and find 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.960 things to discuss. And so at the beginning of the week, 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.719 the story had come out over the weekend that the 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:43.120 Basketball Hall of Fame class had been announced, and so 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:48.520 I actually started getting some messages from our buddy who 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:52.000 does the morning show at the Fox affiliate in San Antoni. 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.440 And I don't rely know him that well. I just 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.320 know him online a little bit, and he's been doing 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.440 the morning show for a number of years. And so 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:04.360 sever years back, when Genoble was done with the Spurs, 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.359 I had done a rant about how Jenobley was not 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:10.719 a Hall of Fame player, and I, to be honest, 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:14.640 I completely forgot about it. You know, I remember talking 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.040 about it at the time, but it's not something that 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.080 was on the front burner. It was in the back burner. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.480 And that's fine. Whatever. This guy was busting my chops, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.720 the morning guy in San Antonio, and then some of 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:30.320 his listeners, some of his minions, we're trying to argue 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:34.560 with me and trying to goof on me and all that. Uh. 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:39.280 And so I said, you know, okay, everything's perfect here. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.480 It's got all the ingredients. There's not a big NFL 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:45.159 news weekend, there's not a whole lot going on in 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:49.919 the NBA. Baseball doesn't start for another week. Okay, you 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:54.360 know what, I will throw red meat into the lions. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.960 Then I'm gonna take the story and come hell or 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.960 high water, I'm gonna do it. And so I went 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.960 on a rant. I don't even remember what hour it was, 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.640 maybe it was Our two or Our three, but I 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.560 went on a rant highlighting the sham of Manu Ginobili 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:15.160 getting enshrined into the Hall of Fame and Springfield mass 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.000 and I pointed out he was a career back up 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.200 with the Spurs and a good player, but not a 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.520 Hall of Fame player. If you have any kind of 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:25.240 standards as an NBA player, he was had zero all 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:28.400 NBA first or second teams. He was a backup most 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:29.880 of his career. I don't need to do the whole 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.359 monologue again, but I'm just giving some reports. If he 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.800 didn't hear it, it's all captain obvious stuff. So and 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.680 he was a backup most of his career, only won 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:42.000 won six Man of the Year, and he was good player. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:45.120 I would not put him in the Hall of Fame. Man, 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.720 what about all the international accomplishments. Yeah, well, I don't 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.640 watch international basketball, so it don't matter to me. I 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.560 watched international basketball during the lyrics. And then the counter 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.080 argument was, well, what about the NBA Championships? And you 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.040 know Danny how I feel about this. We've gone back 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.240 and forth on this over the years. Um, it's it's 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.880 a waste of time to fight with me because I'm 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.359 not changing my position. I know you're not changing your position. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.840 We're locked in on this. But the championship is a 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.880 team award. It's not an individual awards. A team award. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:19.200 Everyone on the team, whether you're the low man on 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.320 the totem pole or the most important player, gets the 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.440 same championship ring. It's not like they give a cheap 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.080 knockoff phony ring to the guy on the bench that 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.320 didn't play, that was outside the rotation. They all get 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.600 the same thing. So whether they tear up the dance 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:37.240 floor or not, it doesn't matter anyway. So fine, So 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:41.560 I did my rants. I I go on there. Elijah, 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.400 the guy that runs the social media department for Fox 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.320 Sports Radio, I send him these videos from my studio 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:52.320 of me doing the rants. I don't pick what he uses. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.720 He just picks whateveryone. Some days he puts all my 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.440 monologues up. Some days he only puts one up. Some 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.080 days he puts none on. It just happened. Usually Mondays 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.880 are kind of slow days around there, so they put 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.520 a lot of my stuff up on Mondays. And so 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.160 he put the videos up, put a few of them up, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:12.960 and this genoboy thing took off like a wildfire. I thought, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:18.720 pop up. I watched it. You were totally animated. Bak 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:23.680 here now, and I was like, uh, I'm not surprised 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.360 right now to hear about what's going on. Yeah, So 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.240 so I did my thing whatever, you know, I was 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.080 into it. I had fun. You know you're gonna do radio. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.200 I was taught do it, do it with passion, do 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.120 it with the motion. Otherwise, don't do it, because if 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.680 you're gonna listen to an idiot like me or Danny 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.160 g you know, professional and uh, you want to hear 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.360 somebody that's that's into it, invested in it, you know, 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.560 whether that means you're bodacious, whatever your style is. So 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.920 this thing hits the internet and all of a sudden 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:56.880 it began rather softly because it begins, it started getting 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:00.280 a little uptick. It's doing pretty well. It's doing better 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.360 than most of the videos that I have. Fine, whatever, 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.280 And this is important because the company keeps track of 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:08.240 this stuff. And if no one watches, it's bad. If 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.960 people watch, it's good. That's what they want. I don't 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.240 really care if people watch or not, but they want, 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.120 you know, to have people want, So I I do 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.800 the thing. And it starts out with the kind of 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.120 the casual San Antonio, like the local I've been in 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.480 a lot of these local battles, so it was like 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.800 normal San Antonio stuff. It kept going, it didn't stop. 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.680 Usually it goes for a few hours and the people 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.960 move on to the next target. Didn't stop, and so 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.480 all of a sudden, now San Antonio, the TV stations 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.960 pick up the story. Then the big websites pick up 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:42.120 the story. They were they wanted that. We're now the 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:46.400 floodgates have opened in Now now we're on like Donkey Kong, right, 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.400 it is, it is on. I mean, we are just 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:54.080 going for it here. And so that began. Then they 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.040 want to hold a war tribune all like the Nuremberg Trials. 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:00.800 For me in the Alamo, my crime was giving an 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.559 opinion on an overnight Sports Dark Raider show, which is 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.160 so fun. I was gonna kick out of this. Like 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.720 of those people online are not listening to the live show. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.080 They don't even know what the live shows. But they 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.320 get all worked up into a tizzy and so they're 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.200 all upset and they're furious that I did not give 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:25.680 Manu Ginobili the manny and the petty, and so they 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.800 they've asked me to shop the fuck up. They've requested 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:33.480 that over and over again. Now that was at this point, 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.000 we're just at San Antoni. We're just doing the Alumo. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.719 I can handle that. That's no big deal whatever. I 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.200 don't take back what I said. I believe what I said. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.600 The Pro Basketball Hall of Fame is the it's the 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:49.000 easiest Hall of Fame to get into into among the 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.559 major professional sports. So at this point I'm like, all right, whatever, 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.400 this will calm down a little bit. And and then 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.280 I started getting messages from friends of mine that I 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.520 know live in the San Antonio area and they're like, well, no, 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.520 the is like a story, like this is a thing, 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:06.040 like you're a thing. Like there, it must have been 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.600 a slow newsday, Danny in San Antonio. I'm a thing. No, 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.480 your take wound up on the national feed for I 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:18.520 Heart Sports. Yeah, it's bind with that viral clip of you. 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:22.880 I got a friend of mine lives in that area 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.280 said you're you're the second most despised man in San 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.600 Antonio behind Charles Barkley. So I'm like, okay, you know 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.520 that's good. And it was real. It was really funny. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.760 I had like women messaging me on Twitter saying I'm ugly. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.360 I'm like, I know that already. You don't need to 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.720 tell me that. I had already know that. I always 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:44.360 love the people you're on overnights. You know no one listens. Yeah, 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.880 And my position is if you're not a first or 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.640 second team in your sport, you're probably not a Hall 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:55.040 of Famer because while you were playing, you were never 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.240 recognized as one of the great players, one of the 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:00.600 top ten players, or one of the five best players, 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.240 whatever it might be. Uh, And so that that's a 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.000 red flag to me. And when I was watching the 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.600 Spurs and I watched that, we all watched a lot 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.120 of usps. I never thought Jenoboley's all of favorite. Duncan sure, 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.280 Tony Parker, sure, I never thought of Genobley as a 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.000 Hall of Famer, But I have higher standards in the 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.280 Hall of Fame anyway. So, at this point is a 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:22.240 local story, typical tribalism, ripped the hometown team rally around 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.160 the washed up former star who's back in the glory days. 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.640 And then all of a sudden, things flitted and it 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:32.599 went from just a local San Antonio story all of 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.400 a sudden, now it becomes a geo political crisis because 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.920 words start spreading back to Argentina, where man Wu is from. 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:45.439 And so now we're on like Donkey Kong in the 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:51.000 country I've never been to, Yeah, and it's it's going 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.160 crazy here. So I start getting and I'm not on 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.960 social media a lot, but I do check it, you know, 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.640 before the show. I'll check it. When I go to bed, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:04.760 I'll check whatever. So I'm getting messages from random dudes 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:10.920 in Buenos Aires who are attacking me in Spanish, and 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.800 I'm using Google Translate to try to, you know, figure 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:19.760 out my Spanish. Isn't that good. It's exactly so, Benito, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.800 I saw they're they're attacking me, and this keeps going 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.960 and going. Now the basketball sports bloggers and Argentina get 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.640 word of the story and they're ranting and raving, and 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.120 they're they're using me as this big boogeyman and all 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.840 this stuff, and it was it was quite amusing. I 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.480 gotta tell you, I had a cheshire Cat smile from here. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:46.280 I said, you gotta be kid you you idiots. And 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.960 it's like I as you know, Danny, and we just 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.480 want people to consume the content how they whether they 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:56.000 like the content or not. We'd sure be more fun 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:58.520 if everyone loved Jen kissed your ass and all that stuff. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.199 But uh, the smell of trouble is not a bad 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.000 thing either. Remember that line from the Howard Stern movie. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.480 The people that didn't like Stern listened longer than the 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.640 people that liked him because they wanted to hear they 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.319 wanted to be upset, and they wanted more things to 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.280 be upset about, or something that they wanted to hear 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.439 what he was gonna do next, Yeah, exactly. Now, speaking 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.960 of that, so this is this comes to I've got 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.240 San Antonio, major US city, and I've got Argentina attacking me. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.240 Mentioned the geo political christ has meant a little overboard 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.200 on that. But so people in Argentina are circling, circling 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.360 the wagons. And I had no idea that man who 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.160 was that big a demigod? I had knowed. I knew 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:39.680 it was popular, but my goodness, it's like I'm attacking Jesus. Anyway, 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:44.080 I never underestimate the power of the hero worship of 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.920 Manu and it was. And then back in San Antonio, 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.640 this was bizarre. This one had never happened before. Danny. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.480 We had this guy like a Ron Burgundy of San 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:59.160 Antonio Television who wanted to go on. He invited himself 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.640 on the show and he wanted to debate me on 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:06.080 Janobody's Hall of Fame credentials. What I should have done 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.000 is I said, all right, how about this, I'll go 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.560 on your TV station and you can get a satellite 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:15.360 hook up and pay me a rate and I'll go 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.200 on there. I would have done that. Plus, I don't 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.600 think that that Ron Burgundy guy knows. Like when the 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.760 show's on, it was hilarious, like I'm the big TV guy. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:29.280 I'm the big guy. I love the local teams, so 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:33.240 I'm gonna put my teeth and bite into Mallard And 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.800 it was hilarious. Now, the TV station that ran with this, 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:40.000 did you hear from their newsroom? Of course not. No, 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.600 they took they took the feed. There were it was 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:47.200 multiple TV stations, Dandy, there were multiple TV stations in 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:51.360 San Antonio that ran a similar version of the story. 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:55.400 And it was it was really it was very amusing, 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.760 very very amusing. And so we can now add saying 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:04.520 in Tony my first international anger, our friends in Argentina. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.600 By the way, I love Argentinian food. I love some 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.800 grilled chicken and the rice and wonderful. It calls for 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:14.720 a new nickname for you, like the Argentinan Disaster or 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.280 something to the effect of you really bothering the people there, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:23.960 the Argentinian Master of Disaster or something like. Yeah, I'm 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.640 sure a listener will come up with something along those lines. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.480 But so San Antonio. Over the years, I'm trying to 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.760 think of all the different cities We've had kur fluffles with. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.520 We had Phoenix, We've had multiple with Phoenix over alligator arms, 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:44.080 Murray Houston, local media blow ups with the Strows and 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:48.240 former quarterback to Shaun Watson. Cleveland. There was a big 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:52.520 one in Cleveland years ago, got into it with the 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:59.160 the then Cleveland Indian fans right over the CC Sabathia Trade. 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.200 I think that was the thing that they got upset about. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:06.399 We had one with Baltimore. Ray Lewis Todd pods are amazing. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.600 I ripped ray Lewis after the Super Bowl. That got 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.160 a lot of places. Have there been a few of these? 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.920 There you go. Danny add sant Antonio to the list, 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.520 and it still hasn't calmed down. As we are in 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:24.360 the podcast Dojo, I'm still looking at messages of angry 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.639 people and it's great because of the time zones, Like 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:31.600 when we record this, it's prime time in Argentina, so 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.560 I'm getting a lot of people who are at work 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:38.520 or at school who are just absolutely dropping a bomb 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:43.159 on me, just letting out the emotion and very upset, 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.480 screaming at me just like that, and I'm like, wait 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.800 a minute, Yeah, but no, it won't. I gotta I 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.879 gotta think it ends eventually at some point here. This 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.080 is not gonna go on. It's been an entire week, 0:17:56.520 --> 0:18:00.320 an entire week of this. It's insane. Well a lot 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:03.600 of people in that country. Yeah, that is true. It's 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:06.200 a big country. Again to nobody I do. It was 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:11.360 a big deal. I didn't realize the level of uh, 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.240 the level of love. But I mean, I'm I'm going 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.240 on I peak every once in a while. My social 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:21.560 media sounds like this, you know, don't know the power side. Yeah, 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.040 I'm like, okay, all right, there you go. So is 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:25.880 that on your list now to go visit to get 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.840 your passport? Punch there in Argentina. I'd love to go 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:31.680 to Argentina. It's beautiful. Yeah, they'd give you the red 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:36.399 carpet treatment. I don't know about that. It would assassinate you. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.280 What if I'm gonna do not intererlist not Argentina, Like 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.480 I can't. I'm banned from going to the to the 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:46.560 country because the stuff I've I doubt most people like whatever. 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.800 So it's a radio get all worked up here. That's wrong. 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:54.639 With you, all right, So we've got down wind, down 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.760 wind as we turned the page here, so that this 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:02.800 past week, I had my neighbors at the Mallard Mansion, 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:07.080 the Mallard Zendo as VIC would say, that moved away. 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.520 They sold their house. The house was sli sold. That 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.879 they're leaving the People's Republic of California. They are moving 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.359 to the Free State of Texas. They'll be just north 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:20.879 of Dallas. I know so many people from California that 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.440 have moved to Texas in the Dallas area. In particular, 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:26.280 one of my good friends from elementary school works for 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:29.920 the I R S In He lives in Dallas. And 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.159 I've had a bunch of other people have radio friends, 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:37.720 some some in Houston, lot in Dallas. The exodus from California. 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:39.760 And so per the sale out the reason I'm bringing 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.720 this up, per the sale of the house, the new 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:45.200 neighbors who haven't moved in yet, the people that bought 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.679 the house. It's part of the request. A lot of 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:51.520 termites here because we're in the north Woods, and so hey, 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:56.200 you gotta tent the house, kill all the termines. Okay, 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:59.919 So that was going on next door, and on Wednesday 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:04.840 eight I was preparing for the show Crack a Lock lacking, 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.240 doing my thing. It was just a normal Wednesday, and 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.520 I like to sit outside. It all not son and 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:12.880 I sit in the shade, but I'd like to get 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:16.720 some fresh air, enjoy the great outdoors and all that. 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:20.880 So I'm sitting outside, minding my own. Yeah, I've got 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:24.879 my you know, I got my laptop going. I'm just 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.359 kind of checking things out, looking for things that would 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:30.639 inspire me to do a monologue and jot down a 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.280 few bullet points and whatnot for the monologue. So I'm 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:35.119 doing my thing, getting ready for the show. It's kind 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:38.080 of it's whatever I get. I got some games on 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:42.040 my laptop. I'll watch from john to time. It's picturesque 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:44.560 day in the north Woods. And so I'm sitting down. 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.600 About an hour after I sit down, I start getting 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:51.760 this nasty migraine headache, and it kept getting worse, and 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.560 I'm like, what the hell happened. I'm trying to think 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:57.919 that I eat anything. No, I didn't anything unusual. Is 0:20:57.920 --> 0:20:59.879 there something going on here? Am I having some kind 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:04.919 medical ailment? And then I had an aha moment and 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:07.919 I realized while I was joined the California son and 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:13.440 the trees and all that. I was down wind, Danny, 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:16.080 as they I guess in the military, they say, down 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:22.920 range from this toxic vapor cloud of turmoite termite poison. 0:21:23.560 --> 0:21:28.480 Oh man, that had I leaked out of the house, 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:33.080 I guess, And so yeah, that's what gave me the headache. 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:35.960 So I I hide tailed it out of there. I went, 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:38.480 you have a dabad and get the hell out of there, 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:42.680 and went into scramble mode. And we will see if 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.640 the termite, guess ends up messing up the old body anymore. 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:48.200 But so far it's only been a headache, So all 0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:52.080 things considered, that's not I can deal with a headache. 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:54.959 But who knows the long term effects of spending an 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:58.560 hour breathing termite poison in whether that's gonna affect me 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:02.120 down the line. But the point that's only it's only 0:22:02.240 --> 0:22:06.919 a headache. I thought I was far enough away a 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:12.200 b there was a tent on it. But upon further review, Danny, 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:16.080 the tent, you know, those those metal clips, those big 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:19.639 metal clips. They were using the metal clips to tape 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:24.160 the big plastic that they were wrapping the house with together. 0:22:25.359 --> 0:22:28.280 So I think that that allowed the poison to get 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.040 out because they didn't do a good job on that. 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.520 I I think, I don't know. I've never been that 0:22:33.600 --> 0:22:38.560 close to it house that was termite wrapped like that, 0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:41.159 and hope to never be again. Hope to never be 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:44.720 again that close to a house like that, because it 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:47.960 did not feel particularly good. Well, you have the address 0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:51.720 exactly where to drop off your medical bills. Yes, yes, 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:56.680 If I need to sue someone, I'll contact my my 0:22:56.800 --> 0:23:01.280 lawyer there and I will immediately I call up Sal. 0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:04.520 You better call Sal. Isn't that it's one of those 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:07.919 I don't know. Oh, Saul, there you go, or so 0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:13.560 there you go? All right, So we have the baseball 0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:20.440 brain buster. It's opening weekend in Major League Baseball and 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:27.480 baseball from Freddie Freeman to Aaron Judge. Oh boy, that 0:23:27.520 --> 0:23:32.280 was terrible anyway, I'm sorry, Mr President's bat. Everybody in 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:35.200 southern California is hyped up about that Miller kid throwing 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:38.960