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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while? Show? How exactly is your

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Speaker 1: day gonna go? To? Day? Where you at Tea Chains?

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Speaker 1: Where's two Chains at computers? Thinking he's late? I would

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Speaker 1: every day? Yes you can't. Well, I like that. That's

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Speaker 1: a good quote. Nice is that yours? No? Very is?

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Speaker 1: How's your day gonna go to day? Is it going

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Speaker 1: days where it messes up on you and then two

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Speaker 1: Chains ends up being late for your radio segments that

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Speaker 1: it's not Christian's times. That's true. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your daily vibration. It is time to raise your

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Speaker 1: vibration by doing your one card taro draw. So while

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Speaker 1: I sit here and shuffle my cards, you're going to

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Speaker 1: think of a question of a situation going on in

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Speaker 1: take throughout your date. Remember the question that you asked,

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Speaker 1: and be open to receiving the messages that you get

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Speaker 1: through numbers, symbols, words, all of that fun stuff. All right,

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Speaker 1: So here we go shuffling it up every day. I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I welcome one of those kind of days cards.

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Speaker 1: At least I'm just a messenger. It's the six Epentacles upright,

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Speaker 1: which is a card of giving and receiving and a

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Speaker 1: the five Eppentacles for my birthday. Everybody has a minor

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Speaker 1: archonic card associated with their birthday. Minds of five Appentacles,

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Speaker 1: which is like a wall wall. This is the six

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Speaker 1: of Pentacles and it's indicating financial harmony and your relationship

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Speaker 1: with your finances are imbalance and you feel grateful for

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Speaker 1: others that are in need. So congratulations, And I know

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Speaker 1: that's not the case for everybody, which is also an

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Speaker 1: indication if you are, on the other hand, and you're

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Speaker 1: You give generously through your time, energy, love and support,

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Speaker 1: giving your time and your wisdom to others is just

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Speaker 1: as often as fulfilling as giving away money our gifts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your presence alone is good enough for you know, the

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Speaker 1: people that love you, and it's received just as well,

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Speaker 1: if not better. So. But also the six of Pentacles

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Speaker 1: can be an indication that you may feel inclined to

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Speaker 1: the intent that they'll eventually pay you back though once

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Speaker 1: If you need to repay this desk to this individual,

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. That was your daily vibration. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right. Remember you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewil Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jewel fresh. I met that dream Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, and I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hey, it's Pete Deekins calling from homeowners association.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Lisa. Yes, this is Lisa. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Pete Dakins. Nice to meet you. I'm the homeowners association

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Speaker 1: president here. You just moved in, right I did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you get my email, I assume that's why you're calling. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is why I'm calling. We did get your email

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Speaker 1: you in person. Sorry, I haven't been by yet. Normally

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Speaker 1: I stopped by houses that are when they move in,

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Speaker 1: I have work to do. So can we just talk

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Speaker 1: quickly about the issue I emailed about with the coffee? Yeah? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: So what is going on? Why don't you just explain

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Speaker 1: I mean so do I and I glittering really pisces

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Speaker 1: pretty sure they live in the neighborhood. Yeah, they drive

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Speaker 1: I did look into it a little bit. I read

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Speaker 1: your email and thank you very much for your breakdown

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Speaker 1: of what's happening. Mmmmmmm. So I understand why you're upset

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Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, I am, and I think that you're

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Speaker 1: to just have to say you know exactly what I'm

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Speaker 1: said please, how about this? I'll say it better. Step off?

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Speaker 1: Does off? What what the are you talking about? All

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Speaker 1: I want is to figure out who's doing this and

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Speaker 1: to make sure that we I'm sure you do. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you do. Where did you move from? I don't

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Speaker 1: now you're looking to take over. Not going to happen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is my neighborhood, this is my homewown association. I'm

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Speaker 1: is that really you in your car? Yes, the jeep

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Speaker 1: Stop doing that. Why are you littering in my yard?

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Speaker 1: I'm not littering in your yard. Yes you are, I

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Speaker 1: know I am not. No, you just moved a thirsty

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Speaker 1: So thank me later from jail. M Oh, yeah, the police.

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Speaker 1: thing that I stashed in your garage? Have un explaining

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Speaker 1: that to the compation? What did you do? What? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: my god, I am right now. Are you serious? He said,

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Speaker 1: hate it. Yeah, I do. I hate homeowners association, but

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Speaker 1: You went out on a date with an angel? Yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's so weird. So, like, we met

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Speaker 1: get her number. So she was receptive. You caught her

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Jubil? Thanks? Yeah? Before you go, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Oh? It just insulted me. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can't be a nice guy if I'm not an athlete, Chazz.

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Speaker 1: Am I done? Guys? Because I got other things to

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Speaker 1: Lucky is the Jebels Show on demand. Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know it's you. We keep everybody anonymous. We

422
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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

423
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Speaker 1: gets a fake name when they call in to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirt little secret. So you're safe to just

425
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Speaker 1: feel that TL over everybody's lamb. Yeah, and so on

426
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Speaker 1: the phone right now, I'll tell us a dirty little secret.

427
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Speaker 1: Is somebody I don't know their real name. How's it going,

428
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Speaker 1: I'm going it's going good. How are you guys doing good? Good? So,

429
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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Okay, my dirty little secret.

430
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Speaker 1: It's pretty raunchy, all right, let me tell you an Okay, well,

431
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: so my freaking uncle has been cheating on my freaking

432
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Speaker 1: aunt and I just found out. Oh that sucks, Yeah,

433
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: it sucks, but it's also like, what the hell's wrong

434
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Speaker 1: with you, like, this is the third time he's done this. Yeah,

435
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: what's wrong with your aunt? Why? Yeah? Not leaving him? Seriously,

436
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: she's like old school, you know, like this to keep

437
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Speaker 1: your marrits together, blah blah blah. Marriage vows. Okay, you

438
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: don't care, so why should you? Would you guys? Anyway,

439
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Speaker 1: So let me just let me get get into it.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened. So I go over

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Speaker 1: to their house the other day. We're getting ready to

442
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Speaker 1: have dinner, and um, like a buffoon, Like, if you're

443
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Speaker 1: gonna cheat, don't leave your phone out, like hello, But

444
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 1: he's already been caught twice, so he probably thinks like whatever. Yeah,

445
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: at this point he's like whatever, she's cool, I'll keep

446
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: doing it anyways. So he so I go check. I

447
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: go through his phone, and I go through his like

448
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: hidden photos, hidden like you know, folder in his phone,

449
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: like he thinks he's so cool, Like so dumb. So

450
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 1: I find the grossest picture of him and like this

451
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Speaker 1: lady that he goes to work with and they're naked

452
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Speaker 1: in the bed. What really hidden? Did you show your aunt?

453
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Speaker 1: I haven't showed her yet. I don't know what took it. Yeah,

454
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: what'd you do with that I've been well, of course

455
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: I screenshotted and send it to myself. The do you

456
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: know if you're on did your aunt ever give him

457
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Speaker 1: like an ultimating him and say like, hey, one more

458
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Speaker 1: time and you're done the fourth time? Is it? Yeah?

459
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Speaker 1: First time? Yeah, that's what she told me. She told him,

460
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Speaker 1: she said the last time, like this is it. I'm

461
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Speaker 1: not taking back anymore. You need to get out of

462
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Speaker 1: my house. This is disgusting. You're disgusting. Yeah, but I

463
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Speaker 1: guarantee if he doesn't believe her, guarantee you he doesn't

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Speaker 1: believe her. Yeah, exactly what hell? You know he doesn't

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Speaker 1: believe her though, because if he's been alight at this point,

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Speaker 1: one time I think could be too much. Right, Yeah,

467
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Speaker 1: you should probably drop someone after they cheering you one time,

468
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Speaker 1: but okay, maybe maybe for some reason you go all right,

469
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one more chance. They do it twice, definitely,

470
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Speaker 1: they should be clipped. Three times now is your fault

471
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Speaker 1: and they're not even gonna think of fourth time matters.

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Speaker 1: Even if you give him ultimatum. There's be like, dude,

473
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Speaker 1: you told me you're gonna leave me three times now?

474
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Speaker 1: Because I've cheated on you. I'm gonna keep going exactly. Yeah,

475
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Speaker 1: you took the words right out of my mouth. I

476
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Speaker 1: was gonna say. First time, shame on you, Second time,

477
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Speaker 1: shame on you, kind of shame on me. Third time.

478
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Speaker 1: It's completely my fault. Like, yeah, I feel bad, like

479
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: she's so stupid, Like I don't know what's wrong with her.

480
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: But she's not so stupid. It's just that, you know,

481
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Speaker 1: she's in a hot situation and has a sucky wife

482
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Speaker 1: no husband. Oh, he's definitely in a hard situation, that's

483
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Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, you should just blow him up, you know,

484
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Speaker 1: because I guarantee that she wants to leave him. Probably

485
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: every day she wants to leave him. That's a stressful

486
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Speaker 1: life too, to be with someone that you know has

487
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: done that before. You can't trust them ever. Again, that's

488
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Speaker 1: a lot of stress. She probably wants to leave for

489
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Speaker 1: whatever reason she can't, but you should, literally, I don't

490
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Speaker 1: know if you have any money in the bank, put

491
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Speaker 1: up a thing in towns in Times Square, like a

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Speaker 1: billboard of the picture oh man, and then put a

493
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Speaker 1: number on it for your aunt so that everybody can

494
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Speaker 1: text her and say you should leave this dude. Or

495
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 1: does blackmail yeah, you could do some much. Everybody can

496
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: use much money. It's not everybody. Yeah, well if yeah,

497
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Speaker 1: I forgot to ask that question first. Does he have money?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're pretty well off. Oh blackmailow's But that's

499
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Speaker 1: another thing I was thinking too, because they're so well

500
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Speaker 1: offt maybe she like doesn't care anymore. Like maybe she's like, whatever,

501
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna die and I'm gonna get all this money anyways. Yeah, yeah,

502
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Speaker 1: she's doing her own thing on the side too, black black,

503
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Speaker 1: the blackmail first. Don't know, do the blackmail first? I think, Okay,

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Speaker 1: do that. That's all motto on this show. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: I got some good too. The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Thursday, Marks tenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and if you need

510
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Speaker 1: more proof that children shouldn't be allowed on planes, one

511
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Speaker 1: ten year old caused an international incident on a flight recently.

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Speaker 1: What did the little mong girl do? We'll tell you

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Speaker 1: in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.

514
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and one man clearly has nothing to lose.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear why coming up in my story when I

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Speaker 1: talk about her next. I'm e thisish Evan and a

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Speaker 1: teacher did a Mike Tyson in the classroom. No, she

518
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Speaker 1: didn't bring a tiger to school, but more on that

519
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: coming up in my story. Either her face tattoo or

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00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 1: she bit someone's their offer. We'll find out though, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace Snow And to all the bank tellers

522
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: out there, people are entitled to take their own money

523
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Speaker 1: out of their account and you're going to hear about

524
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Speaker 1: that in my story that's coming up. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll hear about all that stuff in the stories that

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Speaker 1: are coming up before your first story of the day.

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Speaker 1: In the i ND, the Idiot News network, where idiots

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00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. And

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Speaker 1: Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle to Orlando was hijacked the

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Speaker 1: other day by a ten year old. I didn't hear

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Speaker 1: about this. The flight landed in Orlando and officials stormed

532
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: the plane, guns drawn, looking for a hijacker because passengers

533
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: reported that the plane was being hijacked. Oh my god.

534
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 1: What they found was a ten year old who was

535
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Speaker 1: pranking passengers by air dropping the messages saying the plane

536
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Speaker 1: was hijacked. Oh my god, that's an evil kid. Imagine

537
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: that being your child. How embarrassing. I know right, I

538
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: couldn't even imagine. No charges were filed though, because the

539
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: minimum age to file charges is eleven. Oh that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. It was either a happy accident that he

541
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Speaker 1: wasn't eleven yet, or this kid is so evil he

542
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: knew it. I'm not nervous for this kid to grow up.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For next story

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Speaker 1: of the day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh,

546
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Speaker 1: who is on location. Well Georgia DA, and Well Georgia DA,

547
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 1: we're a man plugged guilty and we'll be serving three

548
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: years in prison because he applied for and he did

549
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: receive a COVID nineteen relief loan for his small business

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Speaker 1: where he received eighty five thousand dollars. We get this,

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Speaker 1: He's been fifty eight thousand of those dollars on a

552
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: Pokemon trading car. What. I don't know what's more annoying

553
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: him lying about this and receiving the money or using

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Speaker 1: that much. Just been a one PM. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network for idiots. Aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news our next story of the day.

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Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to English Evan, who's shaving

558
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Speaker 1: his chest in studio right now? No, I did that?

559
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: This more time to do that, you're harry, thank you.

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00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: It's red. The carpet matches, the drapes. Oh well you do,

561
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: now that's obvious. I'm in flow Riders. I'm not inside

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Speaker 1: flow rider. No, I'm in Florida, where teacher faces a

563
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Speaker 1: misdemeanor battery charge of her allegations that she bit two

564
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Speaker 1: students over a jar of pickles. Okay, rightfully, So I'm

565
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: sure that is why you have to know your limits.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm not a teacher, because I know i'd

567
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Speaker 1: probably bite I think you can come from our deal pickle,

568
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: I'll bite you. I mean she's still have a job.

569
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Speaker 1: She fired, is she? The weirdest part is she only

570
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Speaker 1: got suspended for three days but has since been relocated

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Speaker 1: to another middle I'm sorry, comekin, she's been relocated another

572
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Speaker 1: middle school. So she was biting middle school children, middle

573
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Speaker 1: school children, and you get relocated like what is going on,

574
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: So she's like biting people her size. Yeah, and the

575
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: idiot who's network so are just in the news for

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00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: next storry, Let's send an a Christian Grace Snow who

577
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: was on location Georgia, on my mind Georgia and to Georgia.

578
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Speaker 1: Yes where. Ryan Coogler, the director of the movie Black Panther,

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Speaker 1: was wrongly targeted as a bank robber. Yes. He went

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Speaker 1: into a Bank of America and he wrote a note

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Speaker 1: to the teller. He said, I want to take twelve

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars out of my checking account. He said. He

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Speaker 1: wrote a note because he wanted to be discreet, and

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. You can't go on with a

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Speaker 1: mask on. He had a mask on only because of COVID,

586
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Speaker 1: I know. But like what I'm saying, like, you can't

587
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: go in there right now. Given a note, the lady

588
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: went to withdraw the money and she told her boss

589
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: that it was an attempted robbery. So they called nine

590
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Speaker 1: one one and bless his heart, he wanted to be discreet.

591
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: There was no discreetness because the cons rolled up that

592
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: rested amazed in the car. They make him walk out

593
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Speaker 1: in handcuffs. Oh my god, I get it. He was

594
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Speaker 1: prising a note because he probably didn't want other customers

595
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Speaker 1: to hear that he was taking out twelve grandactcause he's

596
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: maybe scared to get robbed. That's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: Everything went wrong for that guy. I'm just picturing him

598
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Speaker 1: going in there right before, he's got a mask on,

599
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: he's writing his note, and he's like, I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: a banana in my coat pocket. Two. So you're about

601
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Speaker 1: to lose your job, lady. Yeah, somebody at the bank's

602
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: probably gonna lose their job. And it's a pregnant bank teller.

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Speaker 1: According to the report, Oh wow, the whole story is

604
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Speaker 1: just a mess. Yo jobs job. I means the I

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Speaker 1: n N is over the day. He's about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job. That was then news network, where idiots aren't

607
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Speaker 1: just in the news report the news. Tune in tomorrow

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00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: same time for another. Oh that was a hard hitting one.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't report from the I n N. Remember, you can

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that Dres, I'm at Evan on the radio, and

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Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Gray Snows the Jewbil show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil Phone frame Day mornings. Hello. Hi, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Erica. My name is Missus. Oh hi

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Speaker 1: is Erica. Hello Erica? How are you? I'm not sure

617
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Speaker 1: if you heard my name or not, but you're dating

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Speaker 1: my son Bryce. I'm his mother, Missus. Oh Hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm well? Thank you very much for asking.

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Speaker 1: Looks like she's got some manners on her, that's nice.

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Speaker 1: I was just giving you a call because I know

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Speaker 1: that you just started dating my little guy. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to check in with you because I like to

624
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Speaker 1: meet the women that he's dating, and so I am.

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Speaker 1: I asked him for your phone number, and of course

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Speaker 1: I gave it to me because Bryce is a good boy,

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Speaker 1: and um, I thought i'd just give you a call

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Speaker 1: and ask you what your intentions are with my my

629
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Speaker 1: little ray of sunshine. Okay, yeah, I mean I really

630
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: like Bryce. Doetle him and dating? Yes? Who doesn't. All

631
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: of his teachers loved him growing up. Okay, I'm just

632
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and come right out and say it. Okay,

633
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: all right, have you slept with my son yet? I

634
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 1: mean us? No, No, I haven't, but I definitely am

635
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: very interested in him, and I do want to take

636
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: this relationship further. Oh my dear, I'm so sorry. I'm

637
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: wondering if maybe we have a miscommunication here. When I

638
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: said the word sleep with, Did you think I meant

639
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: something like making love or being intimate with my son? Yeah? Yeah,

640
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: that's not where I meant. I meant them. Be careful

641
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: if you do let him sleep over, because he does

642
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: still with the bed quite a bit, and I can

643
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: I can recommend some good sheets for you that will

644
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: make sure that your bed doesn't get all stained and gross.

645
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: I gets so many maddresses over the years because of him.

646
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: And I just also wanted to um see if you

647
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: had any of the ointment ointment well, because he um

648
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: has accidents quite a bit misleep. I hate calling it

649
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: this at his age, but he usually has a little

650
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: bit of diepy rash and so you have to rub

651
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: a little bit of disapointment on it every morning. No, no,

652
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't think I'm gonna be rubbing oint

653
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: man Brysons Dockside every moore. Oh boy, have I have

654
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: heard this one before. That's always what happens. I meet

655
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: one of his new girls that he's thinking about dating,

656
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: or that he started dating, and they always say the

657
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: same thing. And then you know, a few months go

658
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: by and they're calling me and they're saying, where do

659
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: I get that oint man? Because he is diaby rash

660
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: is eating me out of house at home, and I

661
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: might not be able to pay rent. God, it all

662
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: just sounds like a little too much. I don't want

663
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: a kid right now, and it just sounds like, no, well,

664
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to plan on getting pregnant

665
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: so quick. I also had him get a vasectomy when

666
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: he was fourteen. What, yes, I did. I took him

667
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: down to Mexico and paid a doctor. Yes, they don't

668
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: do that here in the States. You've got to be older,

669
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: and he's got to be your own decision and all

670
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: this fishposh, And I said, the decision, his decision. I'm

671
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: his mother, and he's never going to grow up and

672
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: have a baby and move out of my house. So

673
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: they don't worry about having a baby with him anyway. Yeah,

674
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: that wasn't so much my concern, but now that's an

675
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: even bigger concern. And I'm just gonna say it, You're

676
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: crazy and I'm not going to be seeing your son

677
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: so you can continue rubbing his diaper rush ointment on

678
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: him yourself, and changing his peepee sheets. I'm out. Okay, Well,

679
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: don't be out just yet. Let me tell you it's

680
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What. Yeah, it's a joke. Who

681
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: did this? Who is this? This is actually Jewel from

682
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

683
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: your best friend Ruby set you up? Oh my god, Ruby,

684
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: she said that you just started dating this guy. We're

685
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: telling her how into him you were, and he was

686
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: super close with his family, so I figured i'd try

687
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: to be his mom and freak you out about him

688
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh my god, I was so worried.

689
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: I was dating a twenty seven year old that's still

690
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: peas with bad in his diaper rage. So cute, my

691
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 1: little Bracy, isn't he? Oh my god? No? The Jewel

692
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only

693
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: on the Jewil Show. Etalie is on the phone today

694
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: for War of the Roses to catch a cheater. And

695
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: this is a big one because apparently the entire city

696
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: of Austin is cheating on her. Oh yeah, or that's

697
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: just her boyfriend's name. I'm not sure. I think I'm

698
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: just gonna go with his boyfriend's name, because I don't

699
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: know if Natalie has time to date everybody in Austin,

700
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: but we'll figure it out. I guess her and her

701
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: boyfriend have been together for about a year now. His

702
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: name is Austin, and Natalie thinks that he's cheating. So

703
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna see we can catch him today. Natalie, thank

704
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: you for your email. It's Austin. It's just one dude, right, Yeah,

705
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: it's not the city, okay, because i'd be tough to

706
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: try to catch a whole city. I don't know if

707
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 1: I can do that, all right, So tell us about

708
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: Austin's behavior. You said he was shady in your email

709
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: three weeks ago. It all kind of started then. My

710
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: boyfriend and I've been together for a year now, but

711
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: he hasn't really spent too much time with my friend.

712
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: So obviously, like I want him to get to know

713
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: my friends because they're a huge part of my life.

714
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: So I set up this kind of triple date with

715
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: my two girlfriends and their boyfriends. Okay, and that he

716
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: came and saw on that or something. No, that's the thing.

717
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: He was like totally fine with it. We're gonna go

718
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: to a restaurant on a Friday night. Everything was fine

719
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: until I told him what the restaurant was. Well, what

720
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: did he say? He all of a sudden like got

721
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: so weird. He's like, are you sure you want to

722
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: go there? Okay, not that great? Yeah, And I thought

723
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: it was super weird because he's never mentioned going there before.

724
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't because he doesn't like it. Yeah, I mean,

725
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: well this is just the beginning. Let me Okay. So finally,

726
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: after telling him like, sorry, we can't change these reservations,

727
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 1: he just showed us. You know, he actually came. But

728
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: he was just so quiet the whole time, and you

729
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: could feel attention with my girlfriend's too, Like something was

730
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: definitely off and everyone felt it. You know, he wasn't

731
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: being himself at all throughout the dinner, which was like

732
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: not quite two hours. In almost two hours a long time,

733
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: Austin was just so quiet. But I did also notice

734
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: a few of the servers and bartenders kind of staring

735
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: at him. Oh yeah, I try not to think about

736
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: it too much, but my girlfriend text me about it

737
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: the next day. My girlfriend's being the nosy bitches they are.

738
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: One of them went back to the restaurant like two

739
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: days later and asked the seed with our server. Apparently

740
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: the girl told her that Austin is a regular there,

741
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: but with like another girl. He was never That explains

742
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: the weird stares from the crew too, is yeah, exactly,

743
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: So it does sound like something's going Yeah. A part

744
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: of me wants to hold out hope that maybe has

745
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: like a twin doppelganger staying out there. But I just

746
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: I just don't know what it could be. It could

747
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, that could happen. Things like that

748
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: have happened. So my question is, how would the servers

749
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: know who's his girlfriend or not, you know, if he's

750
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: like single. Yeah, When I think about how weird he

751
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: was at the restaurant and how weird he got when

752
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: I told him we were going there, it just makes

753
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: me feel like, to my simit, honestly, it seems a

754
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: little too coincidental that he was. You know, if if

755
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: he wasn't weird, then you'd be like, yeah, no, maybe

756
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: it's someone else. But the fact that he was really

757
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: strange at the restaurant and then they said that they

758
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: see him there all the time, that definitely sounds like

759
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: something's going Something is going on. Yeah, I think like

760
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: the reason the staff was so thrown off, it's because

761
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: he was, you know, often was at a table with

762
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: someone they've never seen him, people that he's never there with. Yeah,

763
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: maybe the girl, like maybe he acts like the other

764
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: girls his girlfriend, you know, and like maybe they're looking

765
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: at him like why is he here with another girl?

766
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: And if you're that big of a regular at a place,

767
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: they know you, oh for sure, for sure. Yeah. So

768
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: all right, Well, what grocery store does he shot at

769
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: Ulu and he's a rewards card member there, Yeah, he

770
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: is everywhere, so okay, cool, Well we'll call him from

771
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: the grocery store and say that we just opened up

772
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: a big new Florida apartment and we're excited about it,

773
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: and we're offering a few select customers free flowers to

774
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: deliver to anybody, and see if he sends them to

775
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: you or somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, so we'll

776
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: play us. I'll come back and then see if we

777
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: can catch him cheating. It's a jewel show. In case

778
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: you missed the first part of today's War the Roses

779
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: to catch Cheater. Natalie is on the phone and she

780
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend of about a year, Austin is

781
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: cheating on her all because she actually took her boyfriend

782
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: finally to meet some friends of hers at a restaurant,

783
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: and when she first asked him about it, he got

784
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: all awkward. When he finally agreed to go to the

785
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: restaurant with her friends, he seemed very nervous, which was

786
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: weird because why. And then her friends got nosy about

787
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: it after the next couple of days after that, and

788
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: then the weightsipe of the restaurant was obviously looking at

789
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: their table and talking about something. Natalie and her friends

790
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: noticed that. So her friends, being the good friends that

791
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: they are, went back to that restaurant a few days

792
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: later and asked if they remembered them, and they said yes,

793
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: And Austin, Natalie's boyfriend, looks like a regular that's in

794
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: there all the time with another girl. So Natalie's wondering

795
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: if Austin is cheating on her or if he's got

796
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: a twin out there that's dating someone and goes to

797
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: the same restaurant all the time. All right, Well, we're

798
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: about to call him from the grocery store that he

799
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: shops at and say that we're offering our rewards members

800
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: some free flowers that you can send to anybody as

801
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: part of the big celebration for the new floral department

802
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: that we open up. Isn't it fabulous? You guys? It's great. Yeah,

803
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,479
Speaker 1: we got balloons too. All right, Natalie, I'm gonna Dallas

804
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: phon umber. Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

805
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: this is Joffrey calling from I was looking for Austin. Yes,

806
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: and uh, who's asking? I'm not calling like trying to

807
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: get you to buy anything or none of that. I

808
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: actually want to give you something. We're open up a

809
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 1: new floral department in the grocery store, and we're promoting

810
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: it by selecting some of our Rewards members to receive

811
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: a free bouquet of thirty six long stem red roses

812
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that they want. And that's why I'm calling. Okay,

813
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: I was there a couple of years ago, so that

814
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: kind of makes sense. How did this that work or whatever? Well,

815
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: you said we were there a few days ago. Did

816
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: you see it? It's really it's a big, beautiful flora apartment.

817
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: We've got also balloons and cards, all that kind of

818
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: stuff in it. I kind of really wasn't paying attention.

819
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: I kind of go in and out real quick. All right, Well,

820
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: next time you're in check it out. Right now, though,

821
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: How it works to send these flowers is I just

822
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: get some information from you and then we have the

823
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: flowers delivered, and the flowers will look like it came

824
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: from you, not from the grocery store by the way.

825
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: All right, is there anybody in your life that you'd

826
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: like to send some flowers to. I'll send them my girl. Well,

827
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: that's nice of you, hopefully earn you some brownie points.

828
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: Huh okay, So what do you need from me? What

829
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: do I What do I have to do? I just

830
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: need the name, first and last of the person you

831
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: want to send them to, anything that you want to

832
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 1: put on a card, and then we'll get the address

833
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: and stuff after that. So where as we can start

834
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: with the name, who's the name of the lucky Lady,

835
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: it's going to be Nicole. Is there anything that you

836
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: would like to write on a card to Nicole? I

837
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: guess I would just probably write a surprise, babe, I

838
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: love you? Oh what what the uh? Oh? Wow? But

839
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: Bustin recognize that voice? What what the by? Now? What Austin?

840
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewels Show? Bars right now. I'm

841
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: so embarrassed. It's a radio show. My name is Jewel

842
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: Finding with Evan and I'm Christian Grayce now and your

843
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend Natalie is obviously on the phone because she thought

844
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: you might be cheating and sounds like you are Austin.

845
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: Who who is the hoole? Uh? She's I swear, She's

846
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: just a friend of mine. I just uh, I just

847
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: figured she would have put thirty six long stem red roses. Huh.

848
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: Love you, babe, She's one of my best friends. You're idiot,

849
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: Like you're so obvious, Like like I knew it as

850
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: soon as we went to the last week with Tracy

851
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: and Katie and you like you were being so weird.

852
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: And Tracy went back and she heard you were a regular.

853
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: There are you regular side piece? For real? You had

854
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: you had Tracy go back just to check. No, she

855
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: went back on her own. We could all tell you

856
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: being weird and and honestly think that's irrelevant, Like, don't

857
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: change the subject, like what's going on. I just think

858
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: it's weird that you went out of your way to

859
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: try and have somebody looking at you. Don't think that's

860
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: weird that you're cheating. I'm not cheating. I swear she's

861
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: She's just a really good one of my best. Yeah,

862
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: can we get her on the phone? Ask and does

863
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: Natalie know her? Um? Yeah, why why did you say

864
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: I love you? Like? What's who is she? For real?

865
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: Let's call her right now? Okay, fine, you guys don't

866
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: believe you, Like, we can call him Nicole right now.

867
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: I'll just get number for you. Really, you're gonna prove it.

868
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: Give me the number and we'll call her just one moment.

869
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: Maybe it's legit. Can you imagine, Natalie. I'm getting nervous,

870
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 1: to be honest, Like, what's even going on right now? Oh?

871
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: My gosh? Is he I think he hung up? Wow

872
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: he's not there anymore. Wow, Oh he left due he

873
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: was not getting that number I him. Seriously, I'm surprised.

874
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: I thought for once, where we're just gonna have someone

875
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, call him, and we're gonna call him

876
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: find out that he wasn't cheating. I've got my hopes up.

877
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: I know it's worth she's Natalie. Sorry, but I got

878
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: my hopes up. And then he hung up. Whatever he's

879
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: a loser. Yeah, I mean, at least you weren't together

880
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: with him. A super long time, right, it was just

881
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: about a year. Yeah, and you can find another dude

882
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: who can be around your friends that will actually talk

883
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: to them and be normal, and that would be fun. Yeah,

884
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: it just sucks. It sucks. Well, just don't take him back, please,

885
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: if you do one thing, don't take that. Yeah, deserve

886
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: keep your head up, you deserve better. No, he just

887
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: embarrassed me on the radio and in front of my friends,

888
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: in front of that whole restaurant. And yeah, So the

889
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: thing is, people say that all the time, and that's

890
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 1: always bugged me. Why are you embarrassed? You didn't cheat, right,

891
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 1: You're not the cheater be getting cheated on. It's not embarrassing,

892
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: it's not People do it all the time. People lie

893
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: to people all the time, and trusting someone is actually

894
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: something you should be proud of, even though you get

895
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: hurt sometimes when you trust somebody, to trust somebody, you

896
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: should be proud of that because a lot of people

897
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: can't trust anymore because somebody cheated on them. So to

898
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: continue to trust people, Okay, you're taking a risk, but

899
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: getting cheated on not embarrassing. Yeah, the cheaters are embarrassed. Yeah,

900
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: that is embarrassing. That news yea, who's the one that

901
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: hung up right exactly because he's embarrassed because he got

902
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: embarrassed on the radio. So I'll try to look at

903
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: it that way. Yeah, I'm just gonna I don't know,

904
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: I guess take more time with who I trust. Yeah,

905
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,959
Speaker 1: take take a little more. Last thing of all he's ruined. Sure, nothing,

906
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: We'll ruin those endless breadsticks. I'm sorry. Sorry, Hello, you

907
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna give you a gift certificate. You

908
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: can take some friends there and you can just eat

909
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: as much breadsticks and soup and salad as you want.

910
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: Maybe you can throw some of the soup at here

911
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: if you run into them. Yeah, just go there the

912
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 1: same day, all right. Thanks. The Jewels Show on demand

913
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yes I am here. Hey,

914
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: what are you listening to? Yeah? Hello, hello, yes I'm here.

915
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah what are you listening to? Well, I'm sorry, I'm

916
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: actually like it's the works. I'm just like stepping out.

917
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: I work in this dinner, so right now the kids

918
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: are like down and sleep, so I'm just like walking

919
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: out like bak areas. Yeah I know, I do. I

920
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: love these all of us. I'm always like singing them along. Yeah,

921
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to work in a place like that.

922
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: I would fall asleep as soon as the music came on.

923
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: I mean, what's so, you have a dirty little secret?

924
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I do. And I'm like, y'all probably would laugh at

925
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: this and they're probably like, nah, this was nothing. But

926
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: like I just had to get off my chest because

927
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: I feel like guilty. But like I'm talking why I didn't.

928
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: But so a friend of mine was hosting. She was

929
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She was hosting a baby shower for

930
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: a friend of our tuneing and during one of the

931
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: baby shower games, I, um, you know they have like

932
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: games where it's like, hey, how much how much our pampers?

933
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: Like you gotta gotta guess how much it would be? Yeah,

934
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: basically yeah, And so I was like, instead of like

935
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: just guessing, I just like looked at it up. I

936
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: looked up. I looked it up on Google, and I

937
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I really want to give part. So

938
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 1: I like looked at us from Google and it's heard out.

939
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was the price, but like it

940
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: The funny thing about it was that my friend Breeze,

941
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: the host, was like, Okay, I hope nobody's looking this

942
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,720
Speaker 1: up or anything like hopefully cheaters on here. And I

943
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: was the cheater. So I yeah, so you cheated at

944
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: the baby shower to win. Well, the staff heart is

945
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 1: I didn't get a gift card. I did. It never came,

946
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: so I think his karma. I was gonna say, girl,

947
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: that's definitely karma, so funny. Yeah, it never came. But

948
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 1: I cheated, and I was like, that was really bad.

949
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: I was like, bad, Okay, I mean yeah, probably nobody

950
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: else there was cheating, but you, and you, you took

951
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: the opportunity to cheat at a game at a baby shower.

952
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: I respect that because you know what a victory is

953
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: a victory and I'm competitive and I like to win.

954
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: I like to win, and I would win the same

955
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: way if I needed to. And I'm glad you had

956
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: to do what you had to do. But you called

957
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: up and said that we'd be like whatever, that's not

958
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: that big of a deal now, It like, really in

959
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: the grand scheme of secrets that we've had, not a

960
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: huge crazy deal. I mean, did you hear what that

961
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: lady said the other day she was doing with her

962
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: husband's toothbrush get revenge on him? You didn't do anything

963
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: like that, but I mean, obviously for you, this is

964
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: a big deal. So is this one of the first

965
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: times that you've cheated at a game or something like that.

966
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 1: I think it is. I feel like it is because

967
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: I normally try to do the rules. But it's like

968
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I just don't feel like the rules.

969
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: You obviously a really nice person, because it's been weighing

970
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: over you. I was gonna say, I feel like we

971
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: should all aspire to be more like her, like between

972
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: being her dirty little secret and like she works with

973
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: kids and helps them. That's what I was. I'm like,

974
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: she got all the good vibes. I was just about

975
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: to say, you started this off with some lullaby music

976
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: and oh the little ones are down to sleep because

977
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: I wear care and then you went up. I was like,

978
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: one time at a baby shower, I sort of googled

979
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: something when I shouldn't, my dirty little secret as I'm

980
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: a saint. Well, thank you for confessing your sins on

981
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: this showers. Yeah, stay away from Google, girl, Yeah baby showers.

982
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean the real crime, The real crime is that

983
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: your friend ripped you off for a gift card. Yeah,

984
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 1: what the hell you want you want, you want fair squares.

985
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: That's so saying Ali and I never got it. I

986
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: never received it. They also, okay, no, but it's not

987
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: you're better than me. I'd be asking gift card? Am

988
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: I ever gonna do? Am I ever gonna get to

989
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: go to Applebee's? What the hell? Exactly? What kind of

990
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: a gift card was it? Oh? It was I think

991
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: it was like Target. It was a Target get card. Yeah. Target.

992
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: Well you know what this means. That means the baby

993
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: gets no more gifts until you get the gift card.

994
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: I feel like, with the way dirty little secrets go,

995
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: at some point, you're just gonna drop on us. You're

996
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: gonna be like so anyway, I didn't get the gift card,

997
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: so I went to our house and I burned it down. Well,

998
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us act to appreciate it. Thank you, guys.

999
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: I have an awesome that I love y'all. So show

1000
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: on demand? Okay, um, it's time to play beat the

1001
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: bread Nolan, our executive producer. Who do we have on

1002
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: the line to play? It's going to be Brandy on

1003
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: line four, Randy online four, all right, bring online flour

1004
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: line four. Brandy, Hello, Brandy, Hello, hello, let's play all right,

1005
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: because he's just so dumb, Brandy. Sorry to bring you

1006
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: on with such fire like that, in such passion. That

1007
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: was pretty crazy. You know a lot of a lot

1008
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: going on there. But are you ready to play? Beat

1009
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: the brett? I'm ready? All right, Good luck, Brandy. We're

1010
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: sending English Evan out of the studio. The game is

1011
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: played like this. He got thirty seconds answer as many

1012
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when jes say

1013
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: pass and you have to meet English Evan outright twin.

1014
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: All right, he's out of the studio and here we go.

1015
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: The category four today is driver license test. Oh all right, Brandy,

1016
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. When a traffic light is flashing red?

1017
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: What do you do treated as a stop thing in fog?

1018
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: Should you use your low beams or high beams? Low?

1019
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: When parking downward on a hill, what do you do

1020
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: with your tires towards the curb? What's the correct way

1021
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: to merge into a lane with the blinker? What's the

1022
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 1: law about a double yellow line no pathing? What safety

1023
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: features should you use to know why other drivers when

1024
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: pulled over to the side the red your hazard like? Oh,

1025
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: got that? A long time all was having back into

1026
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: the studio. Brandy, this is the point in the game

1027
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: where we always like to get people invested in you

1028
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: and your story so they root for you to win

1029
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: and beat English Evan. What's something interesting that you would

1030
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: like the universe to know about you, Brandy. Oh, let's see,

1031
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm a special Olympic powerlifting coach and we're about up

1032
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: in Mark. Dude, that's you are by you delivered. You

1033
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: said that like it was like, um, just this, that's

1034
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: really cool. I've never met anybody who's a special Olympics

1035
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: powerlifting coachh my god, that's dope. I'm pretty excited to

1036
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: get going again. Yeah, that's cool. And so if they

1037
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: get a metal, do you also get a medal? No,

1038
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: but they're so nice that they'll share if I really

1039
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: need one. Yeah, I'm guessing you can lift a lot.

1040
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: Then I cannot lift very much. No, No, she's being humble.

1041
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: How much do you what's your max? What's the most

1042
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: that you've power lifted or power snatched or whatever it is.

1043
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say, but some of my

1044
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: athletes have lifted al thost four hundred pounds. That's insane.

1045
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you can serve on his back in

1046
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: studio and you got some work to do. I'm gonna

1047
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 1: get crushed if I win, So I'm gonna lose somebody. Yeah,

1048
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean you're competing as someone who is obviously a champion.

1049
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 1: So I didn't have that mindset. Let's go here. We

1050
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: got yourself down so much. All right? So the category

1051
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: for today is driver's license test? Oh no, all right?

1052
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: Times in England? Your time starts now. When a traffic

1053
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 1: light is flashing red? What do you do? Uh? You stop,

1054
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: but then have the option to go and fog shoot

1055
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: you either low beams or high beams? Low beams? When

1056
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: parking downward on a hill, what do you have to

1057
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: do with your tires? Turn them into the into the cub?

1058
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: What's the correct way to merge into Elaine slowly? What's

1059
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: the law about a double yellow line? Oh? You can't.

1060
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: You can't overtake on a double yellow? Okay? What safety

1061
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: figure should you used to know if I other drivers

1062
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: when pulled over to the side of the road your hazards?

1063
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: All right, same amount of questions. Let's send it on

1064
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboards. How you guys did with our scoreboard?

1065
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: Our executive user Bradley, Yes we do. Nolan, all right, Evan,

1066
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: you got four. I mean that's probably your best showing

1067
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 1: in a while and on a realistic topic too. Yeah, congratulations.

1068
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: Than I did count overtake as a word. I know,

1069
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: I thought that was interesting. I've never heard overtake. Yeah,

1070
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: no passing? Oh okay, yeah, overtake it England is what

1071
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: we call it. Sorry, really yeah, I can't overtake are Yeah?

1072
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: That sounds like something you shouldn't do to strangers anybody.

1073
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 1: And Brandy you got five. Congratulations Brandy, you chuged it. Congratulations,

1074
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: you beat the brit amazing. Let's go over the answer,

1075
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 1: all right. When a traffic light is flashing a ride,

1076
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: what do you do? You use it like a stop

1077
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: sign and fog? Should you use your low beams or

1078
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 1: high beams? Low beams? When parking downward on a hill,

1079
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: what do you do with your tires? You turn them

1080
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 1: inward to the curb. What's the correct way to merge

1081
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: into a lane? The zipper formation? Okay, a zipper that's

1082
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: the way they tell you to do it. And everybody

1083
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: always gets mad at me when I go up to

1084
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: the end in and they get mad and I'm like,

1085
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm the only one doing it the right way. Everybody

1086
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: thinks I'm kind of people off literally, but I'm just

1087
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 1: doing the zipper. You're doing it at one hundred miles

1088
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: per hour. That is true. The traffic obviously zipper teeth

1089
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: when you do it. What's a law about a double

1090
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: yellow line? It's a no passing zone. What safety feature

1091
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: should you use to notify other drivers when pulled over

1092
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 1: to the side of the road hazard lights? Nice congratulations though,

1093
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: because you beat the brit and you did it all

1094
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: right and you didn't have to so, and for doing so,

1095
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to subdue some swagger from The Jewel Show ourselves,

1096
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: So keep a lookout in your roll box for that

1097
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: coming your way. Yeah, thank you. You're super funked up

1098
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: about that, and that is awesome. Well, Brandy, congratulations, you

1099
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: beat the brit Thank you're playing. Thank you, And remember

1100
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: we played Beat the brit every single Tuesday and Thursday,

1101
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: so tune in next time when we beat the Brits.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand