WEBVTT - I Want My Phone Back

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran Elvis Durand's phone tapping, All.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, scary, what's your phone tap all about? So Kevin's

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<v Speaker 2>phone tapping his friend Carrie. Carrie has a tendency to

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<v Speaker 2>take her engagement ring off at bars, so guys buy

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<v Speaker 2>her drinks. Well, she lost her phone, and I'm pretending

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<v Speaker 2>I was the guy who found it, went through it

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<v Speaker 2>and called Kevin. So Kevin told her in advance, and

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<v Speaker 2>now she's expected my call.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, Hello Carrie, Hello, Hello, hello, Hi.

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<v Speaker 4>Kevin says that you have my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I found your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>How did you find?

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<v Speaker 4>He even I.

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<v Speaker 1>Found the phone at the bar and just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>scrolling through the said, you do you remember me?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course I remember you.

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<v Speaker 1>You were really sweet, m I know, we were getting

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<v Speaker 1>along just fine, remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, my friend at the bar really wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>go home.

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<v Speaker 4>So one of them got sick, so I really needed

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<v Speaker 4>to You kind of ran out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. You told me that you had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom and you'd be right back right.

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<v Speaker 4>I came back.

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<v Speaker 1>I grabbed your friend by the hand, and the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you were held hands, and you ran off to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. And now was the last I saw of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she told me that she was sick and I

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<v Speaker 4>left with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had a running tab. I was spent a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money on those drinks.

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<v Speaker 5>Here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really sorry. I saw a little bit too friendly,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, with some random person at a bar. But

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<v Speaker 4>you seemed really nice and it was a really nice conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you're too friendly when you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>were just letting me pay for drink after drink after drink,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, you just disappeared like yeah, hey, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Really sorry about how to get.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone back?

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<v Speaker 1>You want your phone back? Oh, I'm holding it in

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<v Speaker 1>my hand, it's right next to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, there's a lot of information on that phone that

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<v Speaker 3>I really need. I don't the information is more.

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<v Speaker 4>Important than the phone actually, and the pictures and things

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really I've been through some of the pictures. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>see you met Kelly Clarkson.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you stopped going through my personal information. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>violated now, right, Just tell me how I can get

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<v Speaker 3>it back from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll email you what it is convenient for me

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<v Speaker 1>from your email address. How about I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, listen, I need that phone back. I'm actually getting

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<v Speaker 3>married in three weeks and all of my in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting married.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I didn't want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you didn't seem to be wearing your engagement ring

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<v Speaker 1>that night. Where was your game?

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to go out and have a good

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<v Speaker 3>time with my friends who are single.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a wing mar just find some loser at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar to go up and buy drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know until this moment. I think you're a

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<v Speaker 3>jackass at this moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Please I have something of yours now. It could break

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<v Speaker 1>it any moment. I'm not a loser. You're the one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one scrounging around for free drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Enjoy being one from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I want you to break off your engagement.

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<v Speaker 5>You are.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a felony.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you need to kill someone for a felony.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting on my computer right now. I find GPS

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm going to come.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I dropped her call. She's probably going to

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<v Speaker 1>call you back on your extension before she goes that.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me just all call her back right now and

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<v Speaker 5>you can you can listen, all right, Hold in a second,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>God, Kevin, he isn't. I didn't get my phone. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in my office trying to hold my together.

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<v Speaker 5>He sounded like a good guy to me. He's just

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<v Speaker 5>like you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to talk to him. I was just

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<v Speaker 3>getting a free drinks from him.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't I didn't mean to talk.

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<v Speaker 5>To him exactly. You were just getting free drinks from him.

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<v Speaker 3>What you do? You go out to bars and you

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<v Speaker 3>use people and then you go home with him or not?

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<v Speaker 5>Or what I'm gonna finish yourself? I want karma? Is

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<v Speaker 5>a bitch, Carrie?

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<v Speaker 3>You know you hang out of gay bars and you

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<v Speaker 3>all go home together with each other. You know right

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<v Speaker 3>away do you like each other or not? Wow, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what it's like being a straight woman.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right. I don't know what it's like. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know what it's like to be a bitch. You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, before this gets personal.

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<v Speaker 3>Carry gotchyah, Carrie?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this scary? Downs? When helps to in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>shall play a joke on you?

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<v Speaker 5>I got you a dirty little

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<v Speaker 1>Hardy Elvis Durant phone tower