WEBVTT - Thanksgiving Minisode

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<v Speaker 1>On the Bell Cast, the questions asked if movies have

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<v Speaker 1>women and um, are all their discussions just boyfriends and

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<v Speaker 1>husbands or do they happen individualism, the patriarchy? Zef in

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<v Speaker 1>best start changing it with the Bell Cast, gobble gobbles,

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<v Speaker 1>It's thanks, uh back there? Hey, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thankful for? I got it, I got it, I got hey,

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<v Speaker 1>keep this, don't delete it. Hey, you know, I'm thankful

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<v Speaker 1>for what's that? Women being portrayed in movies with respect

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<v Speaker 1>and dignity. I'm thankful for that too. Unfortunately it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>happen this year or any previews here, almost never. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thankful that it doesn't happen because that gives us

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<v Speaker 1>stuff to talk about on this podcast. What's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thankful for? Caitlin Durante thankful for problematic bullshit? Hey, um,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're curious what's happening, this is our just quick

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<v Speaker 1>little you're curious. This is the Bechtel Cast. This is

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<v Speaker 1>our very quick Thanksgiving episode where we're not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>a movie. We're just gonna pay some thanks. If you want,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe a full episode, you should subscribe to our

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<v Speaker 1>Patreon because we've got a few bonus episodes that are

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<v Speaker 1>going to come around around Thanksgiving, and you can get

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<v Speaker 1>access to all the existing bonus episodes as well. That's true. True,

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween's over, so we just wanted to take this opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>because it's Thanksgiving to say thanks to some people and

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<v Speaker 1>some groups of people that we want to thank. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So first, I want to thank Aristotle for being the

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<v Speaker 1>best producer in the world. I'm thankful. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>say thanks to Mike Kaplan for writing our theme song

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<v Speaker 1>and to Catherine vos Krasinski for performing it. Thank you, yes, thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to thank all the guests we've had on

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<v Speaker 1>this past year. Thank you, guys, so fun and so wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to thank rebeccable Nous for writing articles about

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<v Speaker 1>us in the Avy Club. Yeah, Jesus, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to thank our our friends at the Cracked

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<v Speaker 1>podcast for giving us the first first bum. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>any friends who have had us on their podcasts and

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<v Speaker 1>given us a space to promote the Bechtel Cast. That's

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<v Speaker 1>been awesome. I want to thank all of our listeners, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>all past that's a little more of a you thing, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Loftus hates our listen personally, I would like to say,

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<v Speaker 1>funk the list. Okay, well I disagree. I I also

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<v Speaker 1>want to thank anyone who's you know, messaged us or

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted at us and you know, said kind words and

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<v Speaker 1>just any feedback has been wonderful, except except for the

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<v Speaker 1>steampunk the guy who is mean about steam punk and

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get over, you know, couldn't reconcile the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he that he sucks. Hey, here's here's the Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>send out things, I'll send out a slew of fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I want to thank everyone who's made fan

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<v Speaker 1>art for us. It's great. I'd like to give a

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<v Speaker 1>big funk you to every living artist who hasn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to thank everyone who has come to our live shows,

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<v Speaker 1>and I also want to plug the next live show

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<v Speaker 1>we have, which is on December two at the Nerdest

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<v Speaker 1>show Room at Mault dot Comics in Los Angeles. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in the area, come to that. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>Deborad Giovanni and we're talking about die Hard. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>thankful for Deborah. I'd like to send a big fuck

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<v Speaker 1>you out to my cousin who assumed that he could

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<v Speaker 1>just come visit me whenever he wants, because quote, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think you had a job, unquote, very rude and inaccurate.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. I want to thank all of our matrons

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<v Speaker 1>who have subscribed to our Matreon. I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>a big fuck you to the Apple Company. Stop making

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<v Speaker 1>my products break. I don't have any money, like your

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<v Speaker 1>laptop and your phone, laptop and my phone, like like

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<v Speaker 1>the the, like my only friends. I wanted to thank

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<v Speaker 1>all the women and non binary filmmakers, comedians, podcasters, performers, entertainers,

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who's making things and creating art, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>our fucking time now. I want to send a big

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<v Speaker 1>funk you out to every white male comic who says,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's kind of hard for us right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all of them. It's all of them. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually kind of hard for us to get right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a big funk you to you guys. Guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe your comedy is boring. And Jamie, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for being for an impossible just the best

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<v Speaker 1>co host I could ever ask for. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being so bright and funny and insightful every episode. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you. I'd like to have a big fuck you

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<v Speaker 1>to I call us Kalin for putting me in an

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<v Speaker 1>impossible situation given the perimeters of the episode. But also

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very thankful for you and your brilliance. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>always just what a man, Jamie. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say to that bff? Suck you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>see you twisted at the end. This lady's got a

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<v Speaker 1>masters and writing. What a twist. You set up the

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<v Speaker 1>president and then you twisted. That's called a subversion. Folks, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? Shouldn't you be uh, shouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>be breaking your family apart? Right now? Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>listening to us? I mean, it's what this is five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes long. You had time for this. Don't feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>now go eat some turkey or you know whatever. And also,

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<v Speaker 1>suck colonialism. That's the main thing I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>about Thanksgiving. Suck colonialism and probably fun your family. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>once again, just thanks to all of our listeners. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>listen to what Jamie said out. Yeah, you're great and

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<v Speaker 1>you're wonderful and thanks for your support and happy holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>By